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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 42
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00:12It's a big day for a little one.
00:15It's a big day for anyone.
00:21No, I've got a text from a namesake.
00:24Oh, Super Dr. Harper.
00:28Oh, I'll send that message. That's really sweet.
00:31Yeah, and a bit sickening.
00:34That brainy surgeon is also really thoughtful and nice.
00:37I mean, if I didn't like him so much, I'd hate him.
00:41That reminds me, actually, I need to send him some pie.
00:44What?
00:44Bernie said that when he was in the cafe,
00:46he was absolutely mad on the cheese and onion pie,
00:48but they don't do it down south, so I thought I'd send him some.
00:52You're going to send him some pie in the post?
00:54Yeah, that'll be funny and thoughtful.
00:58And aggressively northern.
01:00I mean, it's leaning a bit too much into stereotype, innit?
01:03Why don't you just deliver it with a whip it wearing a flat cap?
01:05Shut up.
01:07You missed her, but here's your pie.
01:10For your supper.
01:11Stop it.
01:12Oh, you missed her.
01:18I wish she was doing this today.
01:21Hey, come on.
01:22Not today has been amazing.
01:25Yeah, but you know what I mean?
01:27Harper's so small, isn't she?
01:29You'd have to be really brave, too.
01:32Oh, no.
01:32I used to have to leave room when Kylie were trimming Lily's nails.
01:36Oh, anybody goes near a baby with a scalp.
01:38I can't, don't, mate. I don't.
01:39Oh, come on. Come on. She's going to be fine, look.
01:42I mean, she's obviously proper hard, isn't she?
01:45I mean, look what she's survived already.
01:47The crash.
01:48The major, you know, surgery.
01:50Now this.
01:53She'll be absolutely fine. You watch.
01:57Lily!
01:58Oh, come on. Hurry up.
02:00Come on, get your breakfast.
02:01You're going to be late for school.
02:02I don't see why I've got to go off to school today.
02:04Really?
02:04You've been going long enough and you don't know.
02:06Okay, right, because of the position on the neck,
02:08there's a high risk of blood loss.
02:10Yes.
02:11Yeah, blood loss.
02:12What the heck? Who is he talking to?
02:14No, small chance.
02:15That's literally what it says.
02:17If the entire teratoma is not removed,
02:19there is a small chance that what is left of the mass
02:22could turn malignant.
02:23Oh.
02:23Who are you talking to?
02:25Say hello, Mum.
02:26Oh, hello.
02:26Hi, Gail.
02:27She wants me to tell her about all the risks.
02:29Okay, so damage to the nerves that impact facial movement
02:32and speech, issues with swallowing and eating,
02:35or if the tumour extends to the spinal cord.
02:39Yeah.
02:39I mean, obviously there's always going to be risks,
02:41but maybe we should just focus on the positives, yeah?
02:43Mum, do you hear that?
02:44Toy's saying we should stay positive.
02:46Oh, she's gone.
02:47She just wants to make sure Max is kept up to date.
02:50Yeah, I told him that I'd ring him when it's finished.
02:52It is really dangerous today, isn't it?
02:54Well, I mean, Harper's so little that she needs all these machines
02:57hooked up to her just to keep her alive,
02:59let alone a major operation.
03:02Yeah, I mean...
03:04I don't know, maybe...
03:05Don't you think we should be there?
03:07Well, they said they didn't want any fuss.
03:09Yeah, but that's...
03:11That's the thing Shona says sometimes.
03:13She doesn't always mean it.
03:15We've only got a couple of bookings in for lunch.
03:17Yeah, I can bring my laptop.
03:19I haven't got any meetings booked in.
03:21I'll come too.
03:21Oh, all right, all right.
03:23But if they kick off, I'm blaming you lot.
03:26Er, Jo, did you want a lift?
03:27Oh, yeah, Ty, that'd be great.
03:29Are you scared of David?
03:30David, no. Shona terrified.
03:32Er, can I come too?
03:33No!
03:33Go to school, Lily!
03:37Do you know what time it is?
03:38You're such a lazy...
03:40Oi!
03:42What are you doing in there?
03:43Where's Debs?
03:44Didn't you hear?
03:47She's collapsed.
03:48They've took her to hospital.
03:50What? Is she all right?
03:51She's already on her way back.
03:53So you can ask her yourself.
03:55Come on, out of there.
04:00Just keep bouncing, bouncing, bouncing.
04:03Everything's the one.
04:04Didn't we just keep bouncing?
04:06Hello.
04:06Hello.
04:10Oh.
04:12It turns out this one's a massive fan of interior design.
04:16Ain't ya?
04:17Ain't ya?
04:17Oh, right.
04:19Yes.
04:19You didn't think that she fancied watching a cartoon, then?
04:22No.
04:23Might have to do that to myself.
04:25Besides, you only like shapes and colours, don't ya?
04:29And this lot are a big fan of beige, aren't they?
04:33Oh.
04:34Oh, dear.
04:35Bless you.
04:36She's got a sniffle.
04:37Which means we're gonna get a sniffle.
04:40Oh, my.
04:41What happened then?
04:42Oh, dear.
04:43What does that mean?
04:45See, that could be a sympathy sneeze, you know?
04:49What?
04:50You know, like a sympathy sneeze.
04:53When somebody yawns and then everybody else yawns.
04:55That's what that is.
04:56No, I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to sneezing.
04:59Well, apparently it says you're empathetic.
05:02You know, the catchy yawn thing.
05:03But you're definitely catching summer.
05:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:06Very funny.
05:08Yes, she is.
05:09I definitely felt her there coughing in the night.
05:13It's horrible when they're sick at this age, isn't it?
05:15Can you imagine how next door feels?
05:18Still, I only like Harper, don't I?
05:22Yeah.
05:23She's the only one I like out of that family.
05:25And she is still under a view.
05:28Yes.
05:28We'll decide, won't we, when she finally moves in.
05:31Yes.
05:33So you're gonna be alright looking after Connie today, then?
05:36Yeah.
05:37Of course I am.
05:39There's loads of these episodes.
05:41Well, she seems happy enough, anyway.
05:44Girl's got good taste, haven't ya?
05:46Yeah.
05:46Not just in daytime telly, either.
05:48Right, I'll see you later.
05:50Bye-bye.
05:51Be good.
05:51What are they doing?
05:54How much weight can they put all over the walls?
05:57They've got a baby and a toddler.
06:00What were they thinking?
06:04Exactly.
06:10How long has it been now?
06:12Seriously, David, it's been five minutes since you last asked.
06:16Anyway, you've got the time on your phone.
06:18Alright.
06:19It's been two hours.
06:21Alright, so we've got eight hours left.
06:22And I'm not sitting here for the next eight hours.
06:24Waiting, listening to you wittering on.
06:27Well, do you wanna go for a walk?
06:29No, I don't wanna go for a walk.
06:30I just wanna sit here for the next eight hours and wait to find out how Harper is.
06:34Okay.
06:35Sounds like a plank.
06:38Hi!
06:38Hi!
06:39They're here!
06:40They're over here!
06:40What are you doing?
06:41Hey!
06:42What's going on?
06:43We just thought we couldn't keep the company.
06:45What, even though I told you not, Tom?
06:47I know, but we thought we didn't know that.
06:49Yeah, you do talk a lot of nonsense sometimes.
06:52Is that okay with you, Jonah?
06:53Well, yeah, I mean, you're here now, aren't you?
06:54Don't say I'm gonna listen to him for the next eight.
06:56Oh, hey!
06:57Any news?
06:58No, nothing.
06:59What's Toya doing here?
07:00She's family.
07:01I've got sandwiches.
07:03Alright, well, Toya can stay arrested if you can jog on, though.
07:05Oh!
07:06I mean, it's just...
07:07Right, I've got two types here.
07:09I've got hummus and char-grilled vegetables, and cold caprese panini.
07:14Panino?
07:14Panino?
07:15Is that the singular?
07:16I don't know, I've got loads, so I've got paninis.
07:17You'll know.
07:18Thanks, Toya.
07:18Well, these ones are yesterdays from the bistro, but they're pretty good second day, aren't they?
07:21Yeah, I think they're nice if they go all oily.
07:23Oh, you do me a favour, will you just, er, call Mum and just let her know,
07:27cos I can't be bothered talking to her again after this morning.
07:29Well, I've already hearted and thumbs up her messages in the black chat, so...
07:32Yeah, but, you know, she doesn't like an emoji, does she?
07:35Just, I don't know, do, like, a selfie or something that'll do the trick.
07:37Well, we're not doing a selfie in an hospital.
07:39Nick, Toya, shall we get a selfie?
07:42You sure you're okay with us being here?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Good, cos it was me, I really wanted to be here.
07:49Right, I've got some sudokus if you want to do one of those, Shona.
07:52No, it's all.
07:52Ooh.
07:56Just look after yourself, yeah?
07:58I'll look in on you in a bit.
08:01Yeah.
08:06So what's happened then?
08:08Come in, Lulu.
08:10You been to hospital?
08:11Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:13And?
08:16Mind your own business.
08:18Everybody's business is everybody's business in here, though, innit?
08:20I mean, you don't have to tell me, but I'll find out.
08:21You know what door's like with gossip.
08:27I've had another TIA.
08:29What's a TIA?
08:32It's like a mini stroke.
08:33It's what happens to people with VD.
08:40Vascular dementia.
08:44Right.
08:46Sorry to hear that.
08:47You all right?
08:49Yeah.
08:51Yeah, I'm fine.
08:53Right.
08:54Good.
08:56Do you want to, like, talk about it?
08:59No.
09:00Are you going to say that?
09:02Walked right into it.
09:04And yet you're still sat sitting here.
09:08My, um, my night had a stroke.
09:12So if you need a hand or anything.
09:17The stroke itself isn't the bad thing.
09:19I can have a TIA and feel writer's reign after.
09:22Well, not writer's reign, but, you know, it doesn't affect me that much.
09:27So what's the bad thing?
09:28You said the stroke isn't the bad thing.
09:31Hmm.
09:33The bad thing is...
09:35I had one recently.
09:37And this one was worse.
09:41So...
09:41This might be how it's going now.
09:45This could be it.
09:48The decline of the Debster.
09:50Or Debalina.
09:52As my friend Glenda likes to call me.
09:54That's her there.
09:57My last few months, eh.
10:00And here I am.
10:02Stuck in here with...
10:04Me?
10:06Yeah.
10:07You.
10:09No offence.
10:10None taken.
10:12Look, I get it.
10:13You don't want to be stuck in here.
10:14You want to be...
10:15Out there.
10:16With the people you love.
10:17If...
10:18If this is it.
10:19Yay!
10:20Give the girl a goldfish!
10:21Sure.
10:24You gonna tell Ronnie?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Yeah, I might do eventually.
10:31Eventually?
10:33Well, he knows how this goes.
10:35There's only one ending.
10:37Yeah, but...
10:38He knows.
10:41We all do.
10:45Have you done something different to that hummus?
10:47Because that is nice.
10:48Yeah, it's an ice cube of aquafaba.
10:50And you drop it in before you blend it.
10:52It's a game changer.
10:53I'm sure these stuckers are getting harder.
10:56Is everything okay?
10:58The Wi-Fi keeps cutting out.
10:59Yeah, mine's rubbish.
11:00Jonah?
11:01They just rushed into the room where Harper's op is.
11:03What?
11:04Oh.
11:05Sorry.
11:05Sorry.
11:06Oh, David.
11:10What's happened?
11:11Well, they didn't say much, but they said something about a bleed.
11:14A bleed?
11:14Yeah.
11:15He said he wasn't serious, though.
11:16Well, a bleed's how serious do you?
11:18I know.
11:18Why didn't you ask him more?
11:19Because I thought it was best to let him go in and do the job, all right?
11:21I'm going to go look for someone.
11:26I'm sure it wouldn't be serious.
11:28Yeah, they'll know what they're doing.
11:29Yeah, thanks, guys.
11:30That's really helpful.
11:31I'm really glad you came.
11:33Well, look, I'm only...
11:35Well, I don't know what the hell you're doing here, Sarah,
11:37because all you're doing is sat around,
11:38chatting about flipping Wi-Fi and hummus.
11:41We just wanted to support you.
11:42I don't want you supporting it.
11:43I don't want any of you here.
11:44You're just making things worse.
11:46We'll go.
11:46We'll go.
11:47Yeah, just go, please.
12:02You're joking.
12:04Well, that's dead funny.
12:05Pink!
12:06Well, I can imagine.
12:07Hey, we have a laugh here too, you know.
12:09One of the...
12:11officers slipped on a bit of gravy and landed on a bum.
12:15And we all laughed at that.
12:17Well, I've got to go.
12:19I'll love you and leave you.
12:22Oh, I'll love you and leave you.
12:24Oh, Shanice, is Sally there?
12:26Can you put her on for me?
12:28Shanice?
12:30Hello?
12:32Hello?
12:32Shanice?
12:33Don't leave the...
12:34And turn that off.
12:36A dentist appointment's not an excuse for your screen timer.
12:39I'm taking you back to school in five minutes.
12:41Come on, five minutes.
12:42Lou, hi.
12:44Oh, sorry about that.
12:45I'm going to have to work on Shanice's phone etiquette.
12:47Oh, it's fine.
12:48I'm running out of credit anyway.
12:50I just wanted to say thank you for sorting out Joanie's netball club.
12:54Oh, it's fine.
12:55Look, I'm used to it with my girls.
12:57Sophie had a pretty mean bend and flip back in the day.
13:01So, Saturday tea time then?
13:03That'd be great.
13:04Yeah, ta.
13:05Lovely.
13:06Right, is there anything else?
13:09Erm...
13:09Yeah.
13:10Actually, there, erm...
13:12There sort of is.
13:17Oh, sorry.
13:18I am going.
13:20I just nip to the shop.
13:21I, erm...
13:23I get low blood sugar when I don't eat.
13:25I'm not diabetic or anything.
13:26I just get tired and grouchy.
13:29Okay.
13:30I'm sorry I shouted.
13:32No.
13:32No, don't be.
13:33I mean...
13:34I totally get it.
13:35There are a lot of us.
13:37Yeah, there is.
13:40Any news?
13:42No.
13:43Just...
13:43Well, they said, erm...
13:45Even if there was a bleed, it's probably minor, so...
13:49Oh, that's good.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Yeah.
13:56Do you, er...
13:57Do you want a bit?
13:58No.
13:58No.
13:59No, about some of Toya's sarmies.
14:05Well, feel free to say no, but you look like you could do with a hug.
14:10Oh.
14:10No, I mean...
14:11You don't have to or anything.
14:13No, no.
14:13We can...
14:14Yeah, we can hug.
14:15Just don't tell anyone.
14:18I won't.
14:19Okay.
14:22Harper will be fine, you know.
14:24I promise.
14:24Yeah.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Well, I'll see ya.
14:29See ya.
14:41Look at you.
14:44Aw.
14:45Aw, she's...
14:45She?
14:46Yeah.
14:47Aw.
14:47She's...
14:48She's gorgeous.
14:49Yeah.
14:49This is Tilly.
14:50Say hello, Tilly.
14:51Hiya.
14:52Hi Tilly.
14:54We're hoping we can take her home soon.
14:56Aw.
14:56I'm excited.
14:57Nina.
14:58Are you with the girl that's having the big op?
15:03Sorry.
15:04I heard the nurses talking.
15:05Shouldn't have said anything.
15:06Sorry.
15:07No, no.
15:07No, it's fine.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:10I am.
15:10I'm my mum.
15:11Shona.
15:12Nikki.
15:14Yeah, my...
15:16My little Harper's in for a big day today.
15:19That was the dad.
15:20He's spinning out a bit.
15:22Yeah, that's what dads are for, eh?
15:23Mm.
15:25No.
15:25I mean, to be fair to me, he's been brilliant.
15:28I just...
15:29Well, sometimes I just wish I wasn't happy to be the strong one all the time, but...
15:33Yeah.
15:33Well, from what I've just seen, you're doing brilliantly.
15:36Him and Harper are lucky to have you.
15:40It's all right.
15:41Bye.
15:42Bye, Tilly.
15:43Say bye.
15:43Bye.
15:44Bye, Shona.
15:45See you.
15:52Hey, Sal.
15:53What can I do for you?
15:54I tried to ring you.
15:55I've just got off the phone from Lou at the prison.
15:57Is everything okay?
15:58Debbie had another TIA last night.
16:01What?
16:02Yeah.
16:02She's fine.
16:03They took her to the hospital to check her out, and apparently she's already back.
16:07Why didn't anybody tell me anything?
16:09I don't know, but like Lou said, she's fine.
16:11She's obviously just a bit shaken up.
16:13Hello?
16:14Yeah, this is Debbie Webster's husband.
16:16I've just been told she's had a serious medical emergency.
16:22Yeah, I'll hold.
16:29You're beautiful.
16:31So no emergencies then?
16:33No, I've not broken her yet.
16:35Have I?
16:36You didn't need to come back and check on me on your lunch hour.
16:39I'm not checking on you.
16:40I'm seeing you.
16:40There's a difference.
16:41What?
16:41Come here.
16:42So score out of ten for what you're seeing?
16:45What?
16:47Hi.
16:49I'll give you a solid nine.
16:52Nine?
16:54Why not a ten?
16:55Well, because this one's smelling a bit ripe.
16:57Come on, nappy time.
16:59Ripe?
17:00There you go.
17:01Hiya.
17:03Oh, flipping it, Connie.
17:04Not again.
17:05I can't believe what, actually, since you're here.
17:08Er, no, no, no, no.
17:10I'll have to do back in a minute.
17:12Funny, that, isn't it?
17:13If I'm being honest, I was awful at it when Betsy was tiny.
17:16I'm ashamed to say it was Becky.
17:20Her other mum was in charge of plumbing.
17:22You mean Becky?
17:24Can't you say a name?
17:25I don't know.
17:26It's his reflex, I guess.
17:28I just don't want to be a part of our life anymore.
17:30I know.
17:30Well, neither do I, but she kind of is, isn't she?
17:34It's all right, ladies.
17:36We've all got a pass, haven't we?
17:41Becky.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42There.
17:43Better?
17:44Mm.
17:46Do you fancy saying the names of your exes out loud,
17:51or do you reckon we need to book out a weekend?
17:53Hey, just cos I've got a baby in me hand, I mean, I can't hurt you.
17:56You're very naughty, you know.
17:58Mm, don't know me half.
17:59Mm.
18:01Right.
18:02I need to go.
18:03I'll see you later.
18:04Okay.
18:07Bye.
18:07Bye.
18:10Hey, she's got a point, you know.
18:12I mean, if you're gonna take after your family,
18:14probably best you give your dad and me a miss.
18:16Come on then, ripy.
18:22It'll be dark now.
18:24Mm.
18:27You know when, like, you go to the cinema in the daytime,
18:30and you come out when it's dark, and it really messes with your head?
18:34Mm.
18:36Well, this is the exact opposite of that.
18:39I've never just watched time pass before.
18:43Yeah.
18:47Do you think Harper feels that?
18:49You know, like, time passing?
18:53Boredom.
18:54Loneliness.
18:56I don't know.
18:59I'm never gonna let her feel like that.
19:01You know, lonely.
19:03It's the worst thing.
19:05Well, I doubt she feels lonely, not with all that lot around her anyway.
19:10Sometimes it's all I crave, a bit of loneliness.
19:13You don't mean that.
19:15I'll be out.
19:26Oh!
19:27Flippin' heck!
19:28What's that?
19:32David!
19:33What are you doing here?
19:35Well, we sort of didn't leave.
19:38So...
19:39How is she?
19:43She's fine.
19:44Oh!
19:44Oh, thank goodness!
19:45It's totally fine.
19:48Yeah, you've been.
19:49Long time.
19:51Of course.
19:56Hey!
19:57What have you done?
19:59What?
19:59I've just been told my husband's coming in for an emergency visit.
20:02What have you said?
20:03I had a call with my kids, and yeah, I might have mentioned something to Sally.
20:07Why?
20:08How dare you?
20:10Let's just calm it down there, ladies.
20:12You know nothing about me.
20:13Nothing.
20:14We're not friends.
20:15You're just some common little stuffbag with a psycho killer husband.
20:19You need to back off.
20:20Right, the pair of you.
20:21Stop it now.
20:22Oh, finally.
20:23Yeah.
20:23Yeah.
20:23That's all I've ever wanted to do.
20:25Me?
20:25Back off.
20:26You mean no to me, you, Lou.
20:29So I'd let you...
20:30Back off!
20:31Yeah, alright.
20:32I'm backing off.
20:34Backing off.
20:45See?
20:46What do I keep saying?
20:47Proper hard.
20:49No.
20:49No.
20:50She's a lover, not a fighter.
20:52I wonder who she goes out for.
20:57I love you.
20:59I love you.
20:59Mm-hmm.
21:00So...
21:04I love you.
21:10I love you.
21:12I love you.
21:13I love you.
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