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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 43
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00:08I thought you weren't reading any more bad reviews.
00:10It's just this police thingy.
00:12I mean, as if George would police anyone.
00:14He gets in a cold sweat when he's got an overdue library book.
00:17What's this?
00:19I just, this, um, George stuff.
00:21It'll blow over.
00:22Yeah, so, so.
00:23Anyway, it's your birthday tomorrow.
00:25What do you fancy doing?
00:26Oh, uh...
00:27Oh, I'm easy.
00:28Oh, we know that.
00:30What about your birthday?
00:31Oh, right.
00:32On that note, I'm off.
00:35Well, I'll see you later, Summit.
00:36Yeah, have a good day.
00:41Listen, I've actually not been able to get you anything yet.
00:45I've, um, used up my allowance.
00:49I was wondering if there was any chance...
00:53You want me to lend you money so that you can buy me a birthday present, is that it?
00:57I have tried to make it last, but it looks like I'm going to have to get new work shoes
01:02now, and I mean, you don't want me looking like the littlest hobo.
01:04That's always something with you, isn't there, eh?
01:07Yeah, all right.
01:08I'll lend you 200 quid, but that's got to cover me birthday meal tomorrow and all.
01:12Thanks.
01:15You know, if we'd had that joint account...
01:18Look, I'm trying to help you get on top of your finances.
01:23I'm doing this for you.
01:25I don't want to be doing this.
01:29Okay?
01:34Why have you got these cufflinks out?
01:36I'm building a shrine to him now.
01:38I'm going to be doing this...
02:08I don't know.
02:17Oh. Oh, thank you.
02:22Will you not be known?
02:24So you might need me.
02:27Thanks.
02:29What's this just for, eh?
02:31Hey.
02:33Tea?
02:35Maria, ta.
02:41Do you want anything else?
02:42I could, eh, get you some magazines or something.
02:44No, we're fine, thanks.
02:47Well, it's either that or...
02:49you're staring at each other all day.
02:51Hey, some women have put a gun on it and stared at me.
02:55Actually, yeah, go on, why not?
02:57Could you get us some magazines?
03:00Yeah, right, I'll, eh, be back in a sec.
03:07She been here all night?
03:08Hmm.
03:10Yeah, I didn't know either.
03:17No, we're just not getting any new business.
03:19Well, you don't know what's to do with the police thing, can you?
03:22Well, it's either that or folk have stopped dying.
03:24Not to me, isn't it?
03:26Everyone's talking about me, I can tell.
03:28I'm sure that's not true.
03:29Well, I was just talking about you with Dev.
03:32I mean, he says he can't believe this whole Widow Diddler thing.
03:36Is that what they're calling me?
03:37Only online.
03:38I haven't diddled anyone.
03:40You need to get out a bit more.
03:47Me solicitor.
03:49Answer it.
03:50No, I don't want to.
03:55Hello?
03:57Look, if this is going to be more bad than you...
04:02Yes, I am still here.
04:06The police are dropping the case.
04:08Oh!
04:09Yes, no, I'm listening.
04:12We'll find it, don't worry.
04:14Yeah, but what if he does?
04:17That thieving get.
04:18I knew David had nicked this and my mum blamed me.
04:22Try the cupboard by the stairs.
04:27Max?
04:28Hey, how are you doing?
04:30No.
04:31No, your dad and Shona are still at the hospital.
04:33I'm just taking her to school.
04:36Yeah, yeah, the baby's all good.
04:38Yeah, all fine.
04:38Um, listen, Lily is going to end up being late.
04:41Would you be able to call your dad on his mobile?
04:44Yeah.
04:45All right, I'll speak to you soon.
04:47Bye.
04:49Have you found it?
04:51Your homework?
04:53Sorry.
04:54No, I've probably just left it in class or something.
04:56After all that?
05:00Come on.
05:03You have to hit those buttons.
05:05They're hard.
05:06I'm writing an email, aren't I?
05:09It's nice that the baby's bringing you closer.
05:12Shh.
05:13Can you imagine having time to go for a run?
05:15I haven't even got time to go for a wee in piece.
05:18I have to stay in charge.
05:19Well...
05:19Ryan.
05:21Don't slam that door.
05:22Don't slam it, please.
05:29She's still asleep.
05:32Yeah.
05:36It's 11 o'clock and we're still in our PJs.
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:39Would you look at us?
05:40We look like Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.
05:43Speak yourself.
05:45Oh, look, Nick.
05:46Who on earth is that?
05:53Hi.
05:53I just...
05:54Shh.
05:54Don't think the baby's asleep.
05:55Oh, yes.
05:56I'll be quiet.
05:57I'll be quiet.
05:57Don't need a baby.
05:58Oh.
05:59Oh, we having a progenoma party.
06:01We haven't been to bed yet.
06:03Oh, one of those nights, is it?
06:04Right.
06:04I won't keep you.
06:06Uh, Sarah's asked me if you could get these documents signed.
06:09Can I have a little beep?
06:10She looks exactly the same as she did yesterday, Sally.
06:12Just a quick one.
06:14Oh, no, come on, Frances.
06:17Who's sorry now?
06:19That was one of her.
06:22You'll be sorry.
06:26It's OK.
06:27Leave it with me.
06:28I'll get her back down.
06:33Well, yeah, Harper's fine.
06:36We're just going to go to the canteen.
06:38Get some food.
06:41Why would I have your Abba CD?
06:42It's your guilty pleasure.
06:44You don't feel guilty for liking Abba.
06:46That's what I said.
06:47I do not like Abba.
06:49I'll see you in canteen.
06:50All right.
06:50OK.
06:51Right, shall we count how many crocs we see on the way?
06:53Oh, they love our crocs, don't they, doctors?
06:58Uh, I just need a quick...
07:00Yeah, won't be long.
07:01No.
07:06Hey, that's brilliant.
07:08Yeah, I know.
07:09When people find out that the police have dropped the charges,
07:12they'll realise what a load of old rubbish it all was.
07:15The phone will start ringing again.
07:16Oh, do you know what?
07:17I feel like a weight has been lifted.
07:20What is it they say?
07:21You never realised you were happy until you're not.
07:24Hey, tell you what.
07:26Go and get us some sarnies from that Italian place.
07:29You know, on that bread that I like.
07:30Well, all those carbs.
07:31I mean, my body's a temple.
07:32Hey, no church today, Toddacles.
07:34We're celebrating.
07:36Focaccia.
07:37All right, there's no need for that.
07:38Very funny.
07:39Go on, scram.
07:42Hey, do you know what?
07:43It's really good to see you with a smile back on your face.
07:54Hey.
07:55Hi.
07:56How did Harper's surgery go?
07:58It is Harper your daughter, isn't it?
08:00Yeah, yeah, that's right.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Yeah, surgery went well over the moon.
08:05Oh, I bet you are.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Uh, how's Tilly?
08:09We're taking her home today.
08:11Oh, that's great.
08:11I'm so happy for you.
08:13You know, I am so glad this has worked out for us, you know.
08:15I was thinking about you all night.
08:18Thanks.
08:18Me too.
08:19I can't tell you how scared I've been about Harper.
08:22I'll admit I even said a little prayer.
08:24You know, please, God, don't take my daughter.
08:27I've been worried sick.
08:28It's all we do as mums, isn't it?
08:30We just worry.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Um, why are you telling this woman that Harper's your daughter?
08:52I don't think that's quite what I said.
08:54I heard you.
08:55Uh, I think I'd best get on.
08:57Yeah, all right.
08:58Look after yourself, love.
09:00Her mum's got curly hair.
09:02What are you on about?
09:03Oh, come on.
09:04You must have heard that one.
09:05Her mum's got curly hair.
09:06Yeah, I'm trying to tell you very subtly that that woman, well, she's round the bend.
09:11Total fruit loop.
09:12Well, if she's a fruit loop, what are you?
09:14I mean, why would you say you're Harper's mum?
09:16No, I didn't.
09:18She just assumed I was Harper's mum, and it was one of those situations where it was easier
09:22to go along with it than to...
09:23Yeah.
09:24I met her yesterday, and I've been trying to avoid her ever since.
09:27From what I hear, right, she hasn't even got a sick daughter.
09:32Oh, no, no, that's weird.
09:35Some people are just weird, though, aren't they?
09:37I mean, all they do is lie.
09:39Well, if she's a fantasist.
09:40Exactly, yeah.
09:42You know, imagine having to lie to try and get people to like you.
09:46You know, the sad thing is, right?
09:47People like that, they just want to be loved, and they always end up on their own.
09:54Bitter, twisted, and lonely.
10:03You're good on that social media, aren't you?
10:05How do we put it out there?
10:10Nice cufflinks.
10:12Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm just trying to find a birthday gift for Theo.
10:15No, no, no, it's fine.
10:16Do your shopping.
10:18It's not like we've got much business in, is it?
10:20Which is why we need to let people know.
10:22We can't just put it on Facebook.
10:24Everybody, I did not rob that old widow.
10:27I wouldn't have put it quite like that.
10:28It's disrespectful to her family.
10:30No.
10:30No, I can see that.
10:34Gerry.
10:36That fella that does the humanist funerals.
10:39He's a terrible gossip.
10:41Maybe you could drop into a conversation that the police aren't pursuing the case.
10:45He'd be all over it.
10:47Tell everyone.
10:48Good work.
10:49Hmm.
10:51Right, I'm just going to nip out for a bit.
10:53Be okay on your own, won't you?
10:54Yeah.
10:54Oh, I've got the sauce on my tie.
10:56Please, please.
10:59Hello, George Shuttleworth.
11:02What now?
11:04Right.
11:04Yeah.
11:05On my way now.
11:07Yeah, I'm coming.
11:08Oh, more expense.
11:22So, if she's holding her head steady and she's got good hand-to-eye coordination, then she's
11:27ready for solids.
11:28You writing this down?
11:29Making a mental note of it.
11:31I have done this before, you know, Sally.
11:33I am a mum.
11:34Yeah.
11:35A one.
11:35I'm a mother of two.
11:37One straight and one lesbian, which is nice.
11:39And I'm a foster mother of three.
11:41And I'm telling you now, weaning is so hard.
11:43Because you want to feed them, but you don't want to overfeed them.
11:46Have you got a blender?
11:47Top of the range, though.
11:48Good.
11:49Because you don't want to be giving them jars every day.
11:51Okay, what else?
11:52Um, bad time routine.
11:54Once a week, whether she needs it or not.
11:57I have one every Christmas, aren't you?
11:59Well, not this year, loves.
12:00You know, if you're not going to take this seriously...
12:02Sally, it's half twelve and I'm just going to put some lunch on, so...
12:06Oh, well, yeah, if you don't mind.
12:08Not for you.
12:09Oh.
12:09Am I getting on your nerves?
12:11No.
12:13Maybe a little bit.
12:14I'm only trying to help you.
12:15What I'd help is if you'd go back and do the job I'm paying for.
12:18I ain't taken.
12:20Ooh.
12:21Gaspard.
12:22Anyone fancy a brew?
12:23No.
12:24No.
12:24Well, I know I'm not wanting.
12:26But only.
12:32That that wasn't made.
12:34How do you work with that woman every day?
12:39There you go.
12:43We'd better get going.
12:44We've been here over an hour.
12:45Yeah, but Carla's working from home.
12:47Sarah's in a meeting.
12:48And Sally went AWOL this morning.
12:50We will have her over.
12:53Sean.
12:54That's my name.
12:54Don't wear it out.
12:55What can I get you?
12:56The usual.
12:57No, er...
12:58I think I'm going to change it up a bit today.
13:00Tell you what, I'll have a pint of mix, like my dad used to have.
13:03You don't even know what a pint of mixed is, do you?
13:04Of course I know what a pint of mixed is.
13:07Huh?
13:07It's half...
13:08mild, half bitter, isn't it?
13:10Yeah.
13:11That's not a metaphor.
13:12I don't know what is.
13:13You all right, George?
13:14Tell you what, give us a glass of whiskey as well with you, Sean.
13:17Want to join me?
13:17Oh, it's a bit early for me, cop.
13:20Mary, what can I get you?
13:22Two bonnie.
13:23A small one.
13:24A large two bonnie for Mary, please, Sean.
13:27Is something wrong, George?
13:28You seem a little bit, um...
13:31But the police are definitely not pursuing the case.
13:33Yeah.
13:34No, nothing to do with the police.
13:36Yeah, everything's fine.
13:38Just fine.
13:39It couldn't be better.
13:41Tell you what, make that a double, will you, Sean?
13:43All right, we're not busy.
13:48Only me.
13:51Only me.
14:22I'm sorry, Billy.
14:29Who are you talking to?
14:30Uh, uh...
14:31No one.
14:32I've been trying to call you.
14:34Have you?
14:35Yeah.
14:36You've been ignoring me.
14:38Oh, sorry, I popped into town to get you a present,
14:40and, um, I left my phone in the car.
14:42Oh.
14:42All right, I'll let you off, then.
14:44Looking forward to this prison.
14:46Let's not disappoint me.
14:50I won't.
14:51Anyway, I have got to get back to work,
14:53so, um, see you tonight.
14:54Yeah, all right.
14:55See you tonight.
15:00Same again, please, Seany.
15:02Well, you haven't finished that one yet.
15:05Where are they, and what did you tell them?
15:07Just to get here quick.
15:10Ooh.
15:11Ooh.
15:12Hey.
15:13Did you ever hear what Frank Sinatra said?
15:16Oh, you're not going to sing, are you?
15:18He said he feels sorry for people what don't drink.
15:22Because they wake up in the morning,
15:24and that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
15:28But, happen, it might be best if you just go home, eh?
15:31Happen, it might be better if you shut up and pour me another drink.
15:35It's four o'clock.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38Yeah, we should definitely get going.
15:39We'll be taking the mic if we went back to work now, though.
15:42You're right.
15:43The ethical thing would be to just stay here.
15:47You're around?
15:48Oh, here they are.
15:50Oh, here you go.
15:51Nah.
15:52My two favourite women in the all-wide world.
15:55Oh, dear.
15:55What can I get you?
15:56What's up, George?
15:57What's up, George?
15:59Sound like Bugs Bunny.
16:00Hey.
16:01Did you ever see that one with Daffy Duck?
16:03I think you've had enough, love.
16:04Michael, let me get you a drink.
16:06A drink for Michael, please.
16:08So, Elmer Fudd goes out hunting, right?
16:13Bugs, Daffy, they keep swapping the signs around.
16:16Duck season.
16:17Rabbit season.
16:18Duck season.
16:18Rabbit season.
16:21Only at the moment, it's George season.
16:25It's not ducks or rabbits that are hunting.
16:29It's me.
16:32Just when I thought it was all over.
16:41Hiya.
16:42Hey.
16:43You all right?
16:44Yeah.
16:46Well, have a look.
16:48I got this in the sale for Theo.
16:51Oh, it's great.
16:52He'll love it.
16:53Yeah.
16:53What have you got him?
16:55I have, um, got a pop-out later.
16:58Leaving it till last minute.
17:00Oh, you're so romantic.
17:01I'd hate to be your fiancée.
17:04Where's George?
17:06Er, no idea.
17:10I'm never complaining about anything ever again.
17:13I'm going to hold you at that.
17:15No, I mean it.
17:16I'm so lucky.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Twelve people.
17:21See?
17:22Oh, it was the amount of people involved in removing the mass.
17:26Well?
17:27I mean, disciples, Jesus.
17:29He was twelve, wasn't he?
17:30He was.
17:31Are you saying I've given birth to the next messiah?
17:34I won't, but it cost you.
17:37Seriously, though.
17:38Thanks.
17:39What for?
17:41For Harper.
17:43She's perfect, isn't she?
17:45Well, she's probably going to grow up and break our hearts into a million pieces, but...
17:49No, you're right.
17:51She's perfect.
17:55Are you crying?
17:57No.
17:57Well, the happy tears.
17:59Yeah, come in.
18:03You might as well get off, Jodes.
18:06No, no, I want to stay.
18:08Oh, come on, you've not even been to bed.
18:10It's fine.
18:11You might need me, and...
18:12Well, you've done enough, haven't you?
18:14And look, visiting hours are over now, anyway.
18:16It's just parents.
18:18Yeah, you get some rest.
18:20Okay.
18:21I'll see you at home.
18:24Right.
18:25See you later.
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:35Hey.
18:37Oh.
18:39Someone's been celebrating a bit too hard.
18:41Too hard, maybe.
18:44Too soon.
18:46Definitely.
18:53Not this, this afternoon.
18:56Annie.
18:57She's still taking me to court.
18:59You're joking.
19:03Well, at least it's not the police.
19:05Nothing will come of it.
19:07Yeah.
19:09That's what I'll be left with.
19:11Nothing.
19:12If she wins, I'll have to pay her costs as well as me own.
19:17Listen, I will step up, all right?
19:19I will work round the clock so that you can concentrate on this court stuff.
19:25Do you know, I thought everything was going to be all right.
19:29More fuel me.
19:31I had this tiny, little moment of relief.
19:36Before a great, giant meteor come crashing down on me head.
19:41Oh.
19:43To the hope that kills you, innit?
19:45Right now, you are upset.
19:47All right, let's talk about it tomorrow.
19:50No.
19:52Nothing to talk about, Todd.
19:55Dover.
19:57Me dad's good name.
20:00Everything he fought to build over the years.
20:06This is the end.
20:13Sorry, Dad.
20:15I let you down.
20:24Why have you got Bernie's head in a box?
20:28It was a joke.
20:29Yeah, and it freaked me out.
20:30And why is Brian's book in there as well?
20:32You haven't shown anyone that, have you?
20:33No.
20:34Not yet.
20:37Listen, I, er...
20:39I took the book because I was sticking up for you.
20:42Someone's got to.
20:43Your dad and Shona don't.
20:45You won't tell anyone, will you?
20:50Right, I'm going to go in a minute.
20:52Do you need anything before I do?
20:55Is everything okay?
20:56Er, yeah.
20:57Yeah, we're fine.
20:57We're fine.
21:01Thanks.
21:03So we'll keep this between us then, yeah?
21:04It's mental.
21:06Yeah, but good mental.
21:08You don't want to get me into trouble, do you?
21:11I've always had your back, so you've got to have mine.
21:13Okay?
21:17Lily, you're not going to tell anyone, are you?
21:20I'll think about it.
21:25Alright, I'm off.
21:26You okay?
21:28Yeah.
21:28Yeah, it's just been a long day.
21:30Right, well, I'll see you later.
21:32Bye.
21:33Bye.
21:46Bye.
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