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Crni Gruja (2003) - Epizoda 3 - Domaća serija
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00:07Hello
00:30Oh, mmmm!
00:32That cake!
00:35White aplombing,
00:36Holding on,
00:41Oh, McGrawl!
00:42I'll do it!
00:46Ghost!
00:47I'll do it!
00:49Good to go!
00:50Heck, yeah.
00:50Oh, yeah.
00:51Oh, yeah.
00:52Oh, yeah.
00:53Oh, yeah!
00:55Oh, yeah.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:33Let's go.
01:56Nj!
01:57Nj!
01:59Da!
02:07Zaaah!
02:09Jooooooooooooo!
02:14Prr!
02:16Crrnit nuja!
02:22Lepa, Pulsa!
02:23?
02:39Where?
02:41Where?
02:43Where where?
02:44Where that gazda mijает...
02:46Where and where and who is there!
02:49I don't know why I think that gazda...
02:51Rude, if you only say what is that!
02:53I'm going to get you on the chair of the live cafe and people ask me what is this, and
02:56not what is this.
02:57Now what do you think?
03:02Where is she?
03:04Where is she?
03:05She's a smarjiva krezuva veštica.
03:07I'm going to see her.
03:08I'm going to see her.
03:11What is she doing now?
03:12What is she doing now?
03:14I'm going to see her.
03:15She's going to see her.
03:16She's going to see her.
03:17You're going to see her.
03:20You're going to see her.
03:23But, if I'm just listening to you, you're going to see her.
03:29You're going to see her.
03:31I'm going to see her.
03:33I'm going to see her.
03:34I'm going to see her.
03:35I don't know what you're going to do against her friends.
03:40You know, she's a lot of people.
03:43It's hard to be a lot of people.
03:47The incredible audience disappears.
03:49She can throw epilepsy in thePerfect Max,
03:54and they's go,
03:55and we need to throw it,
03:55and, when people start to razfy,
03:57and I'm going to see her ancienne,
04:00that just Kuleigh,
04:02that for Castro and this country
04:03they will throw up
04:06two ants in the pierced tiger.
04:09You see,
04:10two ants in the pierced tiger.
04:13What did you say?
04:14They were going to damage the flowers, the snakes, the bees!
04:17You see how I can't believe it.
04:20I can't believe it.
04:22I can't believe it in the house.
04:22How will it be for 192 years?
04:26Serbs will be governed by the flower flower and the flower flower with all the flowers.
04:31You think you're supposed to be a good one?
04:34No.
04:35Why?
04:37Because you're not a showman.
04:39She is.
04:40That's right, right?
04:41Well, that's right.
04:44Listen,
04:46there's a meeting with George George.
04:49When I come back, I'll be ready for the evening.
04:51That's right.
04:52Otherwise, I'll get your ears with a spoon.
05:00I'll go to the house where you want to go.
05:02I'll go.
05:14Gole životinjo, vadi me odavde!
05:22Jepala me sudbina!
05:25Kućna mi dolazila da ti gasam ovde!
05:30Pa tebi vre pišen na telu da si se rodio ko sugava ovca
05:36i da te zacrkneš ko izgladneli pacu!
05:40Budalo jedna! Idiote jedan!
05:43Kretenu jedan!
05:45Usvos mrziva!
05:47A dobro, druzila, vidiš me da jedva prežive smo!
05:50Evo, dobro je da sam povela
05:53zutju taj mrzigruju više nego ja!
05:57Pa znaš, druzila, da te ne bi and za bezval!
06:00A i nisam se nadal da će gas da tako brzo mi se vrati!
06:04Pa naravno da se nisi nadal! Nisi ti predskazivac!
06:10Ja sam to znala pre nego što sam doznaval!
06:13Pa zato sam ti rekla da staviš kasan za paful!
06:18Pa je li moguće?
06:20Pa znaš, da ti vidiš ja to rekla tako onako!
06:23Al crt?
06:26Znala sam ja da ti gruja da dože
06:28i da je kasan najbolje mesto da se sakrijem!
06:33Al kako?
06:34Čak!
06:36What?
06:42Glupa me, moj mali!
06:46Pokazi svojoj druzilici!
06:49Šta hoćeš da znaš, a?
06:51Znaš, druzila, ovo mi je jako bitno!
06:55Švuška se po selima da će da se diža nekakva buna!
07:00Pa mene interesuje da li će to stvarno da bude
07:05i ako će da bude kad će da bude
07:07jer, znaš, onu moju kremaču cvetu
07:11Ne bi voleo da je hajtuci za kolju
07:15jer ona je još mlada
07:16Nije se još prasila, ona tek treba da se prasi
07:20Sam to treba da te pitam
07:32To je mnogo teško pitanje
07:34Za to mi treba novi pasulj, naš
07:38Ovaj bucem već 6 godina
07:40Malo mi uzego
07:41E, pa ima još onoga što si prodala gazda gruji prošle godinima osam džakova
07:47Još da nisi potrašio?
07:49Pa nisam još
07:50Ma vadi to da stavljamo u kazan bre
07:53Hajde!
07:55Hajde doneti druzili pasuljčića
08:01Vraća se!
08:02U vod!
08:05U tu star!
08:06U tu star!
08:07Neću nazad!
08:09Neću ukazan!
08:10Ili ukazan li će mobuje pred Milevinu kafanu?
08:15Tiho pole ustvom
08:19A ko mo preživim?
08:22U tapu krasnabitu
08:23da te predori
08:25E ja ja ja!
08:28Ne som!
08:29Ti me!
08:30Get out of here!
08:32Don't go!
08:34It's a pain.
08:44It's a pain.
08:49It's a pain.
08:50What are you doing?
08:51I'm a pain.
08:53Who would be another one?
08:56I thought it was a pain.
09:01I don't know what's up.
09:04I'm a pain.
09:07He's not.
09:08I'm a pain.
09:09Oh,
09:13that's what's that good.
09:14I'm a pain.
09:16But it's a pain.
09:18It's a pain.
09:21It's a pain.
09:22It's a pain.
09:23It's a pain.
09:27It's a pain.
09:31I love you, brother!
09:34We love you, brother!
09:51I love you, brother!
09:58Oh, my brother! How did you grow up?
10:01My happiness, my happiness!
10:04You've got a lot more to get on than on the flowers, right?
10:07Don't worry, don't worry.
10:09We fought for a while, but otherwise, we'll bring one on one.
10:14You're welcome, you're welcome.
10:16You're welcome, you're welcome.
10:18Do you know that we have a lot of difficult times for you?
10:23I know, my God, thank you.
10:25Do you know that we have a lot of difficult times?
10:29It's possible, it's possible.
10:33I'm thinking something about something.
10:35No, I'm sorry.
10:38Did you say something?
10:39I don't say anything, I'm listening.
10:43You know, people are not satisfied.
10:45It's like something's feeling in the air.
10:49It's painful, it's time to eat at night.
10:50One day, it's aāmji rāju.
10:51And they're in the top, there are four Turskā dđīłkoša steglā rāju sā svih strana.
10:55What happens to the rāja?
10:56A rāja to višā nē moži da trpi.
10:58I zato ja cenim da će uskoro da būde veliko gļāja.
11:02That's why I want my grue, I want my grue, to get rid of my fish from Prasića from Bosnia
11:10and Dubrovnik.
11:11The atmosphere is a little nice, they are already a part of Europe.
11:16And it's worth it for us to go to 1807.
11:20It's nice to get rid of it, but how do I get rid of it?
11:24I'm trying to trade with grue.
11:29I want you to get rid of my fish from below.
11:34Teacher, please, I...
11:37You have the most experience of all the Serbian fish.
11:41And your little one who knows how to pack Prasića, how do you call it?
11:46Bole, Bole.
11:47Yes, Bole.
11:49They say that the fish are listening to him as a Frula.
11:52Teacher, but what do I do with my Prasića?
11:55I don't want them to leave three months alone.
11:58Let's go.
12:00Leave them with them with your hair.
12:03The fish and the fish will be great.
12:07Teacher, please, don't ask me.
12:12I'm here with more than two days.
12:15Let's go.
12:16Let's go.
12:17Let's go in the morning, early on.
12:21And you go out and don't get rid of it.
12:23Let's go.
12:26Let's go!
12:33Get rid of it!
12:35Let's go.
12:36Yes, I have a python.
12:39Let's go, come on.
12:40Let's go!
12:42And so it will be true to you.
12:48Yes, it will be true.
12:49Yes, Me!
12:50How will you guys look really good for me?
12:53Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
12:53Eh, druzila, hajde pokaži mi još jednu, molim te.
12:57Evo vidi, ovi ovde maletki, ovi su, ovi su zuga.
13:01Zuga?
13:02Zuga.
13:03Eh.
13:03I šta će onda da bude?
13:05Oni će...
13:08Još, to me nešto seba, ziga me!
13:14Oni će...
13:16...zajedno sa nekim...
13:20...indijančima!
13:22Da uđu na Kosovo!
13:25I niko ih neće moći isterati!
13:29Ni vilama!
13:31Baš na Kosovu!
13:32I na Metohiju!
13:33I na Metohiju!
13:36To je blizno!
13:38I ni vilama!
13:39Ni vilama!
13:40Uh!
13:42Uh, kameni musta!
13:45Uh, pesak im u kosu!
13:48Uh, žaba im u gaće!
13:50Uh, zmija im za vrat!
13:52Krv mi ključa samo kad pomislim na to!
13:56Ema, sad ću da odem tamo i odmah da ih oteram!
14:01Pa neće oni meni da zajebavaju naslednike svete srvske krvi!
14:07Nemanjića!
14:09Mrnjavčevića!
14:12Brankovića!
14:13Ne Brankovića!
14:16Hrebeljanovića!
14:40Ne Brankovića!
14:43Šta sam ja rekao?
14:45Pa gazda, mislim da bih mogao da objasni.
14:49Možeš li bole?
14:52Pa...
14:53Gde si ti pošao?
14:54Gde si pošao?
14:56Ne znam.
14:59Ne, naredi.
15:01Hajde, marš napadlje.
15:03A gde ćemo, gazda?
15:05Idite u Milevinu, u kafanu, vidite da li sam tamo.
15:12Pa gazda!
15:14A šta da vam kažem ako ste tamo?
15:21Recite...
15:26Ne mogu da verujem.
15:32Ne mogu da lepo verujem.
15:38Ne mogu da lepo verujem.
15:49Da li se sećaš šta sam ti rekao da ću ti uraditi kad te budem sljedeći put upatio u svoje
15:54kuće?
15:59Šećam se!
16:00I?
16:01Šta i?
16:02Gazda grujo!
16:03Jesi ti zaboravio ko sam ja, a?
16:06Ti si jedna mutava, krezuba, dosadna debela kravetina koja ide po seloj lupa, gluposti!
16:12Ko je mutav?
16:14Nemam ništa protiv kad to radiš van ove kuće.
16:18Ali kad dođeš ovde,
16:20da bulniš meni najbliže sarodnike, bez obzira koliki su to kreteni, ja
16:25preduzimam hitne korake da to spreču.
16:29Stani moj!
16:30Stani moj!
16:31Zašto si se ga zagruju navrto na mene?
16:36Ko je rjeko tetko da se sprema bulo protiv turaka?
16:39Nesam.
16:40Ne išeš!
16:41Ne znam, on si jubil!
16:43Ne išeš!
16:44Ti!
16:45Ti si mu rekla, gaduro smrdiva!
16:52Dokazi!
16:56Iš, sotano!
16:58Iš!
17:01E, moj grujo!
17:04Pa ti veći da sam ja blesava, a?
17:06Pa meni su surci najbolje mušterije, zlasti?
17:10Kolac će ti biti radno mesto kad te ja budem ulatio.
17:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, Draginja!
17:16Hm?
17:16Šta Draginja?
17:17Šta sta Draginja? Bože, kako je bilo kad je bila ublazeno stanje?
17:23Šta lupetaš nakazu, kako je to vezima sa mnom?
17:24Pa da nisam bila tamo na lice mesta, ti bi se peko na rađu!
17:29Pa ne onaj jadan stan!
17:32Ojko, bože, bože!
17:34Peko se, peko!
17:35Dobro, dobro, dobro, veštice matora!
17:38Recimo da je to tačno!
17:40Naravno da je tačno!
17:41Recimo da je tačno!
17:44Pružit ću ti još jednu šansu!
17:46Ali pazi!
17:49Ako zabrljaš ovaj put,
17:52lično ću da te oderem,
17:54posolim
17:55i strpam u ovaj kazan s pasuljem
17:57samo malo da povučem na mesto, jasno?
17:59Ja!
18:08Je zvězda!
18:22Ta, Rugobo!
18:24Uštegla si!
18:32Najponiznije ljubim ruke,
18:34knježu nad knježovima!
18:36Dobila si mu vi poruku?
18:38Jesam!
18:39Pašo nad šubašama!
18:43Dede, opušti se malo!
18:45Nemam namer da te natičem na kolac,
18:48a kamoli, na nešto ozbiljnije!
18:52Ljubim ruke, ponizno!
18:54Hvala, Kenjar, sedi tu!
18:58Jesi ponela ovaj pribor za ovaj krizov,
19:01vračbine?
19:02Jesam!
19:04Ajde, deder, malo,
19:05da bacimo da vidimo šta nas čeka u budućnosti.
19:10Jer kako kažu naši stari,
19:13što ti vas sluša šta kažu naši stari,
19:21bolje je znati mnogo i često,
19:25nego ne znati ništa,
19:28povremano nikad koje kude.
19:31Da, pome!
19:33Da, pome!
19:35I nemoj nešto da zajebeš da ti ne bi prosuo drobi,
19:38bacio Baba Višnji da ga ona pročita tečno!
19:41Ja nemoj knježu nad knjezovim,
19:43opašu nad subašama!
19:45O to gadu, Ramatora!
19:48Onaj Mufljus!
19:50Daj Baba glavo!
19:51Ona samo laže, laže!
19:54Mnogo dobre vesti!
19:57Mnogo!
19:58Uuu, to su dobre vesti!
20:04Ima jedna, neka loša?
20:07Ima loša vest?
20:08Mislim, nije tako loša,
20:11nego, nisam kako da kažem,
20:13malo gnješava.
20:16Onako.
20:17Ajde, pričaj, Skotino!
20:20Samo nemoj da mi serenda šta će biti za 200 godina!
20:24Inače će drob da pršti svuda po zidovima!
20:27Doma moga, gosto prim njog!
20:29Uuu, najveši!
20:31Mežu najvešima!
20:34Srbija će biti...
20:36...svobodna!
20:39Uskoro!
20:42Pustate!
20:44Uka!
20:45Motika!
20:49Ona četiri turska u gužnza!
20:53Toliko će da će usjeru!
20:54Da će da odu u Vidin preko Ada Kale!
20:58I niko im više traga videti neći!
21:02A, Srbija slavna!
21:05Istorija njena bit će ovo!
21:09Lepo!
21:10Lepo!
21:11Lepo! Sviđa mi se kako ti nadolazi!
21:13Koja je loša vest!
21:14Uuu, vidim neki sejtan!
21:20Tje grad do pohara!
21:22I to gadno do balcaka!
21:25Uuu, uuu, uuu, uuu!
21:26Uuu, uuu, uuu, uuu!
21:29Uuu, njena bitič.
21:30Od sinjcara gori!
21:32Kakav grad, koji grad?
21:35Da vidim!
21:37Druu.
21:41Drugu!
21:44Dup!
21:47Misliš Dubrovnik?
21:49Eba, štaj, majku mu jebe!?
21:51Ha ha ha ha.
21:52A uuh, pizda ti materina, Šugava!
21:56Be si ti sigurno o to što pričaš?
21:58Nego, sasam!
21:59Pa ovde sve pise!
22:01Dici će se, zemlja!
22:04Kamen na kamenu, neće da ostane!
22:09Oca mu jeben!
22:11Kod ću ja sad sa prasićima?
22:13Mač, nema da brineš, mislim, nema da brineš!
22:16Usta se kuka i mostika!
22:18Da, ovde više, mjesta neće biti, Turku!
22:25Samo na kosu i konopsu, nigde više!
22:30Tako će da bude, masako!
22:33Znači, prasić će da bude na sigurnom?
22:36Da bome.
22:39Nema potrebe da ih dislociram?
22:41Ma ne.
22:44Dobro.
22:47Ovoj put ću ja ti povjerim.
22:50Ali ako si me nešto zajbala.
22:52Ima živu da te ošurim.
22:55Pa da te oderem.
22:57Pa da te lepo, dobro usolim.
22:59Pa da te strpam u pasulj.
23:00Čisto da mi malo zamirišati, jasno?
23:04To je reko i kašta gruja.
23:07Šta je reko?
23:09Pa mislim tođa.
23:11Što je patvultit?
23:15Kako je gruja ima veze sa ovim?
23:18Pa nema, nema nego mislim, kažem.
23:26On će da povede.
23:30Kuka i motika će da povede za njim.
23:33Šta kažeš?
23:36Pa kažem, on će da povede punu protiv turaka.
23:43Jeli?
23:48Jel ti se javlja da ću ja nekom ovde da jebe mater malo?
24:05Mj, ne ne ne.
24:09Vole...
24:12Ko je?
24:15Vole.
24:20Tozio, jesi li se ti to u ženu pretvorio?
24:25Vole, vole!
24:28Ja sam družila.
24:30Pa desi?
24:34Otvaraj prozor, jebem ti osta očinjeg!
24:47Daj ruku!
24:49Daj noga!
24:50Daj nogu!
24:52Evo me bole, jebem mi!
24:54Polako, polako!
24:55Očinjeg!
24:56Očinjeg!
24:57Očinjeg!
24:59Očinjeg!
25:00Jau!
25:01Aj!
25:05Jau!
25:07Jau!
25:08Jau!
25:09Najebala sam!
25:11Najebala!
25:13Šta se desilo?
25:14Kako šta se desilo?
25:16Isla sam kod onog ajdok!
25:20Ovo šta si radila tamo?
25:22Ova svoja budala me poslala da ga odgovorim od plana, da će prastiti i stavljaju na sigurno mesto.
25:29Eto, eto.
25:30Jel ti uspelo?
25:31Pa jeste jeboga ja.
25:33A sam zasrala na drugo mesto.
25:36Koje je drugo mesto?
25:37Pa ovo oko ove bune što se sprema med u rajom.
25:43Pa trebala sam samo da pričam o prašićima.
25:47Prašići, prašići, prašići.
25:51Evo ta druja.
25:55Jeste on je.
25:56I kad sve prođe, boleske, njeći ću te kogovno.
26:13Ugoću je.
26:16Rastrguću je.
26:18Rasporiću je, baciću je drob.
26:20Međ besne pse pa ne gleda kako je rastržu.
26:23Nešto nije u redu, Kazda.
26:25Ona rugobna jadnica.
26:27Ne samo da Đorđija nije odgovorila od prebacivanja Prasića.
26:31Nego mu je rekla kako će da izbije buna protiv tunaka.
26:34Slavna za sve Srbe.
26:36A da ću glavni kola ođe da budem...
26:38Ja.
26:40Joj, gazda.
26:43Samo nek mi Bog...
26:45Samo nek mi Bog da još koji trenutak da poživim.
26:49Samo da ju položim ruke na vrat.
26:52Onda...
26:52Nekve meće deoče.
26:55Uff!
26:55Pa šta ćete sad, Gazi?
26:57Ne znam!
26:59Moram da povegnem što pre!
27:00Ma kuda?
27:02Kuda?!
27:03Kuda ja mogu da povegnem bome?!
27:07Na Kosovo i u Bosnu ne mogu.
27:10Sigurno je meći Turcima rastrubila da dižem bunu protiv njih.
27:14U Bugarskom je čekao na mrcina prazna vuglov.
27:17Hoće da mi odfikali sve četiri jer sam uprodao vodu mesto šljivice.
27:22Jedino...
27:23Jedino kod Mađara.
27:25Ma da, u Mađara velika je...
27:28Pomama na mene znam.
27:30Od kad sam im prodao...
27:32Turu bolesnih prasića.
27:36Ha...
27:37Kakav divan poslovni potest to meže.
27:42Njima stoka krenula da crkava.
27:45I crkava.
27:46A ja liforem bolesna krda sa slinavkom i šaplju.
27:50Bole.
27:52Pa izvoz nam je skočio...
27:54150 odsto bole!
27:57Evo ga! Evo ga, Čorđe!
27:59Evo ga za stiga bole!
28:00Evo ti još! Evo ga!
28:03Daj za ratu!
28:04Peši ti!
28:05Utvorao iz najtrnjih vola!
28:08Peši!
28:09Peši!
28:16Bole.
28:18Što ne umori ovu zver...
28:20Hoćeš da me rastrgne ovde pred vratima!
28:25Gazte gruju!
28:27Šta se to dešava?
28:29Šta je? Šta se dešava?
28:31Evo, krenuo se gazda džoka!
28:33Ovamo sa celom hajdučijom!
28:35Nešto je koje kude! Mnogo ljut!
28:37Evo, koje? Kude?
28:40Onude!
28:42Ja šta tude!
28:43Zastade pred menevinom kafanom!
28:45Jer je naredio gazda do maste!
28:47Jedan veliki kolac!
28:49I ja dam taj za koga ga spremaju!
28:52Ove!
28:54A evo zver kreteru odavde!
28:58Ovo mora da je gazda džoka!
29:01Idite! Przo zadržavite ga!
29:03Treba mi vremena da umaknem!
29:04Przo!
29:06A gazda šta da mu kažemo?
29:08Kažite mu da sam otešao u Napoleona uz legiju stranaca!
29:10Da se borim protiv smrtljivih žlaba i da se neću vraćati 50 godina!
29:14Stvarno?
29:15Gazda...
29:16Pa kako to sad idete kad ste odovek bili za miroljubivi kojeg zdi sen stijal?
29:19Vrši opalje! Vrši te nijedni!
29:21Zato žalajte ga tamo!
29:27Sjivi!
29:28Sjiv!
29:29Sjiv!
29:30Puz!
29:30Poš!
29:30Sjiv!
29:33Sjiv!
29:34Puz!
29:34Poš!
29:35Pole!
29:37Klanjaj ovu džukjel uz mesta ili ću i te da iz njega da nataknem na kolac!
29:41Redno!
29:42Odmar gazda!
29:47Avo, Pole!
29:48Saku časti
29:49Dobra desura!
29:50Good luck, don't go!
29:53Let's go! Let's go!
29:56Let's go!
29:56Let's go!
29:57Let's go!
29:57Let's go!
29:58Let's go!
29:59Let's go!
30:02Where are you from?
30:07It's gone to Armigiro.
30:11Armigiro?
30:12Where are you?
30:20Where are you from?
30:25What are you talking about?
30:27That's what I told you.
30:31Let's go!
30:36Let's go!
30:38Let's go!
30:41Let's go!
30:43Let's go!
30:44Let's go!
30:46Let's go!
30:47Go on!
30:48I was a good guy!
30:55I was a good guy,
30:57I was a good guy!
31:05Good guy!
31:07don't be able to come out of my way!
31:11Let's go!
31:12Gazzda Gazzda Chedo.
31:14E, leba ti boli.
31:16Pa šta sve to bi?
31:18Pa Druzila prorekla crnom Djordju
31:21da će Gazzda Gruja
31:22da bude vođa u stanka.
31:26A vi znate, Gazzda Chedo,
31:28kakav je Djoka kad mu se kaže
31:30da neće da bude glavni
31:31i najveći.
31:33Ma nije valjda.
31:34Tako rekla Djoki?
31:37Omajkuju je,
31:38onu njenu krezupu.
31:41You're right.
31:43You're right.
31:44That's the one with my left hand.
31:49That's the one with my left hand.
31:51This is the way he's really going to help me.
31:53Listen, please.
31:55This is my head.
31:57I'm going to go with my head.
32:02I'm going to go with my four legs.
32:04I'm going to go with my head on all the way.
32:06Cococona ijima!
32:37I
33:18Yo!
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