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Made in Chelsea - Season 31 - Episode 03
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00:00I like you being nice to me these days.
00:02Should we kiss and make off or what?
00:04Elise, welcome to Swollen.
00:05Good to have, like, another girl in the group as well.
00:07Oh, thanks, babe.
00:09I want to be praised for him.
00:11You're the first to see this.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:13Alice is pregnant.
00:14Are you sure?
00:16Yes.
00:16We have kissed.
00:18I felt like you were my little sister,
00:19and you're now in his bed.
00:21You're actually going to be moving to London after this?
00:23I think so.
00:24Obviously, I've recently met Anger, and, like, I don't know.
00:27I feel like I'm second-guessing myself.
00:28You guys bond.
00:29I've been in a lot of whispers about it.
00:31I think it's a bit over-familiar.
00:32We just talked to our people.
00:33That's actually just because we're going to get it on.
00:35I really hope this doesn't affect your friendship.
00:37It won't, but I'm not the one that's in the relationship.
00:39I'm not the person that Demi needs to be with.
00:47She's being labeled as a homewrecker.
00:49I'm being labeled as a cheat.
00:50That's absolutely bollocks.
00:51Is she kissing me?
00:53What?
00:53Really?
00:54That makes you feel a bit nervous.
00:55Oh.
00:56I'm daddy.
00:57Do I want to be less known to him?
00:59I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong, put it that way.
01:01Hi, Anger.
01:03And if she ever knew that I said this, it could ruin everything.
01:07Good night.
01:19Bye!
01:20Bye!
01:26Bye!
01:26Bye!
01:27Bye!
01:28Bye!
01:39Oh
01:40This is the cutest thing ever. Oh, thank you. I'm so excited to see you guys
01:44Do you really think this is entirely necessary? It opens the birth canal. We had a surrogate. What would you
01:49know about a birth canal?
01:55Oh
01:55Hi, can I go to 30 nights bridge, please? Absolutely
02:12You know the big news is that Chaz and Demi both are I think we saw that one coming did
02:16you and jazz go skiing together?
02:17It was all over Instagram all I see
02:24Do you know about the article that came out did I tell you about that what was the article said
02:27that like the reason jazz and Demi have
02:28Broken up is because of her and inga. It's just like locker room talk, isn't it?
02:41Oh
02:41Ladies, this is lovely. Thank you Scotland for bringing us back together. I know who would have thought crazy how
02:46a lot can change in such a short amount of time
02:49Do you see oh
02:51Hello
02:53How are you?
02:54Yeah
02:55How are you guys?
02:59You're stunning
02:59Yeah, you do
03:02So you're back in Chelsea
03:04So you're back in Chelsea for the 50-able
03:05Okay
03:06How are you actually doing though?
03:08Yeah, it's been like this
03:11But I think as hard as it was to do to break up with Demi
03:15I knew that it was the right decision to make because in my gut I knew it wasn't for me
03:19Um, but it is what it is and I'm like forever grateful to her that showed me that I can
03:26love like loudly and proudly
03:28Yeah
03:29So I'm happy
03:30It's all learning curves, isn't it?
03:32And how was your skiing holly bubs?
03:36It was so fun and because we were like with your whole family everyone just got on and it was
03:41so fun
03:42Aw, so nice
03:42Yeah, we were we were in like what I was I think we both were in like two minds on
03:47whether to
03:49Go like if I was gonna come or not like after that article got released
03:54It just life has just been a bit weird because it's like we can't have
03:59A friendship without it being made into this big thing that it's just not and like people speculating like I
04:05literally can't put up a story of you
04:06Without everyone being like oh my god you're together and you're doing this
04:10Yeah, and so I think a part of us were like if I go on the ski trip is everyone
04:13just going to be like
04:15Maybe you make your amazing yeah
04:17You shouldn't have to think about it like people blame me
04:20For the reason that you guys broke up and I think that was really hard because it's like I quite
04:25literally had nothing to do with it
04:40Wait is that you?
04:41Yeah
04:42Oh my god
04:43It is so good to see you all for so long
04:45How are we in that stage of our lives when we're buying baby clothes for our friends?
04:49It's making me feel like right we're in the next chapter
04:51You're getting so groovy
04:52Well when I look at all of this I'm like yeah
05:00Your wedding day was so beautiful guys
05:02We did so well we honestly we had such a lovely day
05:05Oh I'm glad
05:07Are you used to being Mrs Vanderbump yet?
05:09I haven't changed my name properly yet
05:11Have you not?
05:12No I need to do my passport
05:14Yeah I know
05:15Everyone keeps commenting Alice Vanderbump
05:20But we will know we will do the big wedding in the future when we have time to plan but
05:25right now with everything going on
05:27We just wanted to get married
05:28Before baby
05:29And before you know waiting for a liver so
05:32I know you've got a million people around you but you know we are very much there
05:35Yeah
05:35Yeah
05:36It could be a while until that call comes in and the doctors very much say like live your life
05:43to its fullest
05:44So that's exactly what we've done
05:45Went skiing last week and you know what it's a weird thing to say with everything we know is coming
05:51But I feel like this is going to be a really good year
05:54I think so
05:55It's going to be a magical
05:56It's going to be amazing
05:57I can't believe that I'm nearly 35 weeks pregnant already
06:00Yeah
06:01We should probably pack our hospital bag actually
06:03You haven't packed your hospital bag
06:04You need to do that
06:05We are so unprepared actually
06:06The house is here
06:08The hospital is here
06:09I can run back and forth
06:10I am starting to get nervous how close it's coming and how little we know
06:15To me I think it's clear that there's really some fine tuning here
06:19We also don't know how to change nappies
06:21It's called a nanny
06:54Oh dear
06:56Yaz is happy she's doing her own thing she doesn't want to get involved in that
06:59Do you think about Yaz at all?
07:01I think Yaz I don't want to be with Yaz but I have the utmost respect and love for Yaz
07:06always
07:06That will never change
07:07You'll learn very lucky to have a great relationship with your ex because I definitely do not
07:11How is Bex?
07:12And whose fault is that?
07:13My fault completely
07:14I just wanted to be her friend and that was it
07:16And unfortunately on the last night of Scotland we kissed each other
07:20Who let that kiss?
07:22I don't know I think it might have been me or Bex
07:24I honestly couldn't tell you
07:24Well it couldn't have been anyone else
07:27It was definitely one of us two that led the kiss
07:29Listen it's the worst thing ever
07:30I spent all this time being Bex's friend
07:33And then was it like 10 minutes half an hour an hour you then go kiss Elyse?
07:37Okay
07:38First context
07:39I went downstairs to go make Marmite on toast
07:41And I kid you not Elyse walks in and just kisses me
07:44Oh she kissed me
07:46I do love a Marmite kiss
07:47Wait were you saying Elyse?
07:48I mean I was chatting to a little bit in Scotland
07:50So I can see you guys having a bit of fun
07:53I might teach you a thing or two
07:55Listen dads the timing was just really unfortunate
07:57The fact that it was very soon after I kissed Bex
08:00No no the timing's not unfortunate
08:01Kissing Bex is very unfortunate
08:03Yeah
08:03You shouldn't have done that
08:03Yeah I shouldn't have done that
08:05I know
08:05Moving on from Bex
08:07After Scotland me and Elyse bumped into each other in the club and had a few kisses
08:11Did you bring your
08:12Marmite?
08:12Yeah I was going to say
08:13Just a Marmite sandwich again
08:15Anyway so yeah we've been messing with each other
08:17She's been away in Switzerland we've been catching up
08:19No I'm going to ask you on a date
08:22Really?
08:23Why is that funny?
08:25Such a beautiful baby shower
08:26I can't believe we're here
08:28I know
08:29It's come around so fast
08:30I actually was just talking to Ollie and Gareth
08:32And it's starting to scare me how unprepared I am
08:35How was Scotland?
08:37I heard you got with Freddie
08:39Yeah
08:39Wait I thought Bex and Freddie got with each other
08:41They did
08:43Same with Dick
08:43You fought on the same day
08:45But I mean
08:46I mean what we can expect
08:48Yeah
08:48He's single
08:49And you and Bex are on friends
08:51I mean we got on really well in Scotland but I didn't feel like I owed her
08:56Like I tried to speak to her on the train going back to London
08:58She was really upset
09:00After she found out that Freddie and I had got with each other
09:02Oh well she was upset with you
09:04I think not just me I think the whole situation
09:07But I even said to Bex like is there anything there with Freddie
09:10And she's like no no no not at all we're just friends
09:12So then I was confused at like why there was so much kind of upsetness the next day
09:17Then when we got back to London I ended up going out the night I got back from Scotland
09:23And then I ran into Freddie
09:25And then we did
09:26Something happened
09:27Yeah just kissed
09:28Oh yeah
09:28Okay
09:28And been texting a bit
09:30You guys would have fun together
09:31Yeah
09:32That was something you you want to explore Freddie
09:34Yeah I'd go for a drink with him
09:36Are you going to tell Bex
09:37I just don't feel like today's you know at all the day to speak to Bex
09:42I mean it's your baby shower and also like how do I kind of unpack everything
09:46Because it wasn't just a kiss texting gonna go for drinks
09:49I just feel like the list could get quite long
09:52Yeah it's probably a detail she doesn't need to know
09:54Bex will always have a soft spot for Freddie
09:57Oh yeah
09:57And like always go back there I think
10:02I heard um Inga's back
10:05Um yeah she I saw that she went to Scotland
10:07Yeah
10:09God it's weird I mean so much time has passed
10:11I mean it's been three years since we've last seen each other and obviously she's back
10:14Of course it's always going to be that like sensitive topic of three years ago
10:18Of course but like now that she's in the group I'm sure we'll we'll cross paths
10:23Yeah I can't imagine not in Chelsea
10:25Like I'll definitely like speak to her
10:27It's like I'm not going to run away from the the elephant in the room
10:33All right boys four more pints please
10:34Yes please
10:35Good boy
10:38You look like you've been keeping yourself busy
10:39You've got a new best friend
10:41Who's my new best friend?
10:43You and Phil
10:43I feel it
10:45He's all over your stories
10:46He's not all over my stories I might be over his but
10:48He goes to my gym yeah we've driven together a couple of times like he's not my best mate
10:52He's an all right bloke
10:53I'm not really sure how I feel about him
10:54All right bloke
10:54Yeah he's an all right bloke
10:56Why aren't you all right?
10:57He just has he just does some like the odd like quirky like unique thing that just like catches me
11:03off
11:03Off guard a little bit like my other lads like don't really do that
11:05You know Philip I've only joined like gym with him
11:08He like puts his headphones on and like I'm sitting there he's making me he's making me film him for
11:11his reps
11:12And I'm just sitting there waiting for a minute for the perfect beat of his song to kick in
11:16And then he like then he's lifting it up and I'm just like oh man
11:19But you have to wait for the drop to come
11:21Yeah I'm no nonsense when I'm in the gym I'm like it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming
11:26My arm is like aching at this point like trying to film him
11:29I thought your right shoulder looked a bit bigger though
11:31I need to start holding it in this hand as well balance it out
11:35No we just have I think do I make an effort with him because because of Jules
11:38That's definitely a part of it because I love Jules to absolute pieces
11:41Does Tristan get on with him?
11:43He's going to sound bitchy but I feel like me and Tristan are quite similar people
11:46And I feel like philip is just a different type of lad like he's just into like different things like
11:51just different banter
11:53Tristan's in a more difficult position because it's his girlfriend's brother
11:56Yeah he's never said anything negative about him to me but he's not like saying oh
12:03Let's go for a beer me and philip like it's great fun blah blah blah
12:05He's perfectly nice polite guy but like too nice too
12:09I want to be best mates with no fair enough
12:18This is your dream isn't it?
12:20I know I love class
12:21Can I share a message that philip sent me yesterday which I think is quite sums up our relationship quite
12:25funny
12:25Is it going to piss me off?
12:26No you'll laugh
12:27Took a while to get to sleep last night Jules was snoring he went
12:30Classic if you hold her nose it stops the loud snoring sound and she'll breathe out her mouth instead
12:34Trust she's a proper snorer isn't she?
12:36I do it on all our holidays genuinely
12:40I was just laughing at this message like philip sent me yesterday
12:42I was like how long am I holding it for?
12:45I don't snore
12:46Oh yeah
12:46You're only you're only going to convince i mean like yeah yeah
12:49I know i'm only trying to convince kit
12:51Scotland was lovely but it's nice to actually be back in london
12:55See all the boys as well and i'm missing chugs we need to do something with chugs soon
13:00so we'll get a little gym session in yeah maybe a big chest day great get shown up by the
13:06boys oh you are strong
13:08Just not as strong as that didn't feel sincere
13:11I'm actually hosting some drinks tomorrow night but i'm in a bit of a pickle because
13:16I've invited yas and i've invited inger
13:20What's wrong with that oh oh that is that still a thing i hope it's fine um i'm sure it
13:26will be also
13:26Like it's not your problem yeah you're so right it's so not my problem
13:30I very much enjoy being a company in scotland is all i'll say
13:35We were chatting a little bit afterwards what after scotland yeah just like here and there
13:39She is a really really really good person like she's got a pure soul and i feel like you're a
13:45gentleman
13:46And i feel like i would put those two personalities together yeah
13:51Yeah i'm looking forward to seeing her again for sure nice
13:55Yeah let's see
13:57Olivia since scotland have you seen chugs or kit let you speak no we've i've not spoken to either of
14:02them
14:02At all really and i obviously kit
14:05Said to me at the end of scotland he was like this is kind of done and i was like
14:09yeah okay
14:09Fine after i kissed angus wasn't there something with you and kit in scotland
14:14We do really get on and i really like him out of all the boys he's lovely he is lovely
14:18and he's very
14:19Different he's very like grown do you know what i mean have you spoken since like here and there
14:24Not a lot if he asked you on a date what are you saying
14:29I don't know that makes me feel a bit nervous oh i don't know why it'd be nice to like
14:33hang out
14:33More because we did really get on do you fancy him would you i think he's he's obviously like
14:39He's beautiful yeah i feel like he would make a really good boyfriend yeah yeah not jump in the gut
14:45or anything
14:47He's been busy
14:48He's been busy
15:00He's been busy
15:02He's been busy
15:09He's been busy
15:17Thanks for organizing so nice to see you i know i know oh exactly we're out together
15:23We'll see you later hi hi hello hello i haven't seen you in a while i know
15:35What a good form i think i'm just happy and i didn't think i'd be this happy this quick but
15:41i think
15:41Being around me friends is helping and like a love how you didn't point him in
15:46No love you guys but jules you've been great i know thanks for dragging me out well you know what
15:52freddy's actually he's got a new new girl
15:54Yeah i got a new lady oh yeah at least yeah at least even after god and we were in
15:58the club together and
15:59Lots of kissing going on down there going on down there
16:05No she's like the epitome of my time yeah she's beautiful model blonde hair blue eyes
16:09Yeah lovely i might take her on a date so you know that massive statue in high park
16:14That is prince albert who is queen victoria's husband who also happens to be my great great great great grandad
16:21That's crazy yeah yeah yeah we're just gonna suddenly go for a coffee near that statue oh my god
16:27So at least how are you related to the royal family i don't understand i've got manners
16:33No you don't yes i do jules shut up yes i do right are you dating anyone are you i'm
16:40just going on dates
16:41You've been going on some mandates with like chugs haven't you uh yeah we've been going gym
16:46What what what's funny no um no i just i
16:53Yeah you and chugs are you guys actually good mates
16:56I'd say so you came to my birthday yeah why are you asking so i was at the pub with
17:01chugs yesterday and
17:03I he kind of was giving the vibe the
17:07Kind of bad sorry he was kind of giving the vibe that you guys weren't really good mates and that
17:12And that really he's only making effort with you because jules is one of his best mates so what exactly
17:19was said
17:20Apparently when you go to the gym you have to chugs is filming and you have to wait till the
17:24drop comes in to start lifting your weight
17:25Yeah motivation scouse drill sorry is that not the funniest thing not really
17:30You don't think so i don't get it he just says you guys don't really get along
17:33What i mean really so that's why he went to the gym with me that's why he asked to come
17:38to my birthday
17:39He doesn't need to be your best friend i don't expect that at all but like
17:43It's giving gossipy like it's bitchy what are you doing like it's just silly it's just giving fake
17:49He did say
17:51One thing here we go
17:53He doesn't want to put words in tristan's mouth but he would feel the same way
17:57Oh shut up what a load of bollocks
17:59Of crap tristan only speaks highly of you i promise you like what is he doing i don't know what
18:04he's doing this for
18:04I don't know what he's doing i don't really get it
18:06That's weird why are you talking about my boyfriend like having an opinion on my brother like stick your nose
18:11out of it
18:11That could stir something up between tristan and i like like
18:14Maybe that's what chugs wants
18:16It actually upsets me a bit yeah tristan won't be happy about that comment at all
18:25oh
18:34Bex you're doing really well you've had like uh what have you been up to
18:37i've just got back from miami actually it was just so nice i was just having a bit of a
18:42wellness trip you know pilates matcha sunbathing it's very different from my time in miami
18:49no but i did healthy miami i didn't drink once
18:51i'd say you had a pretty rough time in scotland didn't you yeah jules
18:55yeah freddie yeah kissing him was probably not well the thing is with freddie is i don't even know
19:00if you guys you probably didn't even see this but in scotland every time that everyone left the room
19:05he'd be like trying to stroke my hair trying to hold my hand trying to cuddle me trying to kiss
19:10me
19:10and i let my guy down for like one second but like that's all it was it should have been
19:16like oops
19:16i kissed my ex not oops i kissed my ex and now he's in bed with another girl down the
19:21corridor
19:21from me on the exact same night was in her bed yes it's just gross so we met with freddie
19:26yesterday
19:26yeah honestly freddie was explaining that he's bumped into at least a few times and yeah they were
19:31snogging in a club on a night out there's definitely something there between them both
19:36it's text with freddie there's nothing to say his plan is that he wants to take on a lit cool
19:41but
19:42they can have fun with that then that you can probably still taste my lipstick
20:01you all right it's a bit weird it's not nice to hear
20:06i'm not asking him to hang out with my brother he doesn't need to do that but just be nice
20:11to him
20:11exactly try not to let it affect you tonight though yeah i know so i've actually meaning to tell you
20:18i was with kit yesterday and he did mention ingar basically he thinks they've got this connection
20:27and that like you know he really fancies her and that he does want to take her out on a
20:33date
20:33hmm and i that i had the exact same reaction as you when he said that to be honest
20:39i went silent they would look really good together
20:43what it does it's written all over your face oh julia pull up if ingar is happy i am happy
20:50genuinely i've i've
20:52adore her i think that's pretty obvious you know i'm newly single i need to heal i need to do
20:57my thing
20:58she's single if kit wants to take her out he can you can't deny there's not like this amazing
21:05chemistry i think everyone can see it yeah i think we do have great chemistry as friends
21:11um that's it that's it just i can't do this i can't it's too fresh it's too soon i completely
21:17understand it i think yeah of course it's difficult for you because you you know you are
21:21like kind of fresh out of a relationship of course that's so understandable there's so many things
21:26that could ruin this sign up yeah you know the rumors didn't help because now i think she's being
21:30labeled as a homewrecker i'm being labeled as a cheat and that isn't the case i'll be honest i've never
21:36seen you like this and i'm just saying that genuinely like you are so happy you're glowing
21:43you and inger you guys have something and like you can deny it inger can maybe deny it but it's
21:49like i can see it
21:50i can see it
22:03hi can i get a little bit older please
22:13hi inger hey gosh thank you i've honestly um it's weird seeing you yeah it is weird it's really
22:26weird i feel like i've just stepped in a time machine
22:43hi can i get a book of elderflower please thank you
23:03i just wanted to come over here and kind of clear
23:15clear not clear the air but i think over the last few years and kind of
23:21reflecting on three years ago that i wish i handled that situation way better than i did
23:28and like i obviously have had you in my mind a lot over the last few years um
23:35like i'm not here to ask for any sort of forgiveness or anything because i did what i did
23:43and you know there's no way of ever justifying it but i'd rather not ignore the situation i'd rather
23:48face it because obviously like look i knew at some point me coming back we would have to bump into
23:54each
23:54other do you know what it is i think that whole course of the thing like that wasn't really where
24:01my heart came from i think my heart sort of came from the aftermath of it all when i felt
24:09like you've
24:10told everyone that we were never friends and i honestly think that was more hurtful because i know
24:14we were i did care for you and i did put a lot of effort i thought into our friendship
24:19that's what hurt
24:20i did once think that we had a great friendship like i did i don't want you to think that
24:26i never cared about you i think that was my way of justifying it selfishly it's so weird because
24:32like i've like after this amount of years it just it feels like almost overwhelming to like hear you
24:41like say that it wasn't that and like we were friends and like there was a friendship between you and
24:47i and i and i clearly didn't have enough respect for our friendship because if i did i would have
24:53never done that to you and i could have handled that so much better now i would never do something
25:01like that to anyone regardless of how close i even saw a friendship with them
25:10look like i am really sorry for hurting you the way i did back then
25:14and i'm not expecting any sort of forgiveness from you but i would understand i guess maybe it's
25:20a way of really putting the past in the past
25:22can i
25:38well look at your staff being a silly monkey
25:45happy happy happy
25:47Should we go check it? No, this is like literally my first piece of peace and quite I've had like
25:51all week
25:52I was just saying so didn't judge me. We've lost the child. Wait, where is he?
25:55I know I found him. He's good. Hello. What are you doing in here?
26:08Yeah, I really like him.
26:16Next one.
26:30Freddy, stop looking at my bum. It's quite hard to miss. So disrespectful.
26:38Can you do that too, Freddy? Already on it.
26:42Did you know I've done thousands of kilometers on a line bike?
26:46Do you know what? We're stabilizers.
26:49Have you? Yeah, I'm three-quarters of the way to New York from London.
26:53That's quite impressive. Yeah, it is. I just love the environment.
26:56Really?
26:57Yeah, where is that a shot? A little bit.
27:03This has been exhausting. I actually quite enjoyed that.
27:11You were longer than five minutes, weren't you?
27:14For me, that was ultimately Zen.
27:16You know we're not free childcare, right?
27:18Well, that's exactly what you are saying.
27:19This is, we're almost, you almost should be paying us.
27:22This is trust.
27:23I'm not quite sure that helps with the newborn phase, but at least we know what terrible twos is like.
27:28Also, Cosi kept on asking for mama.
27:32Yeah, that's me.
27:34We're not entirely true.
27:36We're not entirely true.
27:36To be fair.
27:37So you're a mama and you're a dada?
27:38Yeah.
27:39I'm a daddy.
27:40I'm a daddy.
27:40My dad was actually calling his parents, mummy and daddy at the age of 58.
27:45Yeah, Oliver still does it. It's a bit of an egg.
27:49Well, I think now you've looked after the babies.
27:52Are you ready to do more in the next couple of weeks?
27:54You can look after them whenever you want.
27:55We can go out for the night.
27:57We can have a lovely time.
27:58I might sit this one out.
27:59I think Alice needs to relax.
28:02You can do with a bit more practice and releasing some of your energy.
28:05You know what?
28:07I'll get back to you.
28:08My schedule is looking a little bit busy.
28:09I love today.
28:20So I know it's very early days.
28:24However, I thought I would take you to meet my family.
28:26What?
28:27Yeah, that is Prince Albert, who also happens to be my great-great-great-granddad.
28:33Is he actually?
28:34Yeah, he is.
28:35That's crazy.
28:36I thought if I married you, I'd become a princess.
28:38You'd be almost a princess.
28:40I'm not a queen bee, but I said almost a princess.
28:42Hey, if we kill enough people, if we work together, let's do it.
28:47Why not?
28:48That's like the most romantic thing you can do.
28:50That is quite romantic.
28:50Kill for the crown.
28:52I feel like I don't really know much about you.
28:54Tell me about yourself.
28:55No.
28:56Everything.
28:57I'm from Switzerland.
28:58So, yeah, I did a lot of skiing, ice skating, football.
29:01Like, sports is definitely my thing.
29:02I used to be semi-pro.
29:03Semi-pro?
29:04Yeah.
29:05You were a semi-pro football player.
29:08I think that was, like, one of the hottest things you could have said.
29:10Yeah, we'll have to play sometime.
29:12Definitely.
29:13Listen, obviously, I know that Vex will be out tomorrow.
29:17Yeah.
29:18I'm just wondering if you have, like, loyalties to Vex.
29:23It's kind of what I'm trying to get at.
29:23I do think she's a really lovely girl.
29:25I got on very well with her in Scotland, but we're not that close.
29:29Yeah.
29:29I don't want it to be awkward.
29:30I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong with it that way.
29:33So that means we can kiss each other tomorrow and it'll not be awkward.
29:37I'm a discreet kisser.
29:39Oh, okay.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Well, this is the least discreet place ever, but screw it.
29:47I feel like that was very disrespectful to your grandpa.
29:50He's looking away, so he didn't actually see it.
29:52If he's looking away, then I could do it again.
30:05Sleepy girl this morning.
30:07Very sleepy girl.
30:08Oh, I know.
30:09I had a late one.
30:09You got a little bit of headache this morning.
30:10I totally love it.
30:11You're a little bit.
30:11Would you like a little croissant to dust off the cobwebs?
30:13Oh, I would love one, actually.
30:15Danish or croissant?
30:17I quite like Danish.
30:18Go on, let's break her up.
30:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:19You can share.
30:20God, thanks.
30:21That will sort you out.
30:21Yeah, it will.
30:22Did you have fun?
30:23It was really nice.
30:24I mean, it was a bit awkward.
30:26Freddie.
30:27Freddie, why?
30:28What was he up to?
30:29He actually saw, he was with Chugs, Sam and Temps the other day.
30:38It was actually really weird.
30:39I'll be honest, it's upset me a little bit.
30:40Chugs spoke to the boys and basically just wasn't being lovely about Philip.
30:48Right.
30:49Which is basically kind of saying things along the lines like Philip, like they're not going
30:54to be best friends anytime soon.
30:56He's not one of the lads, but then he actually brought you into it, alluding to the fact that
31:01you feel the same way as Chugs.
31:02About Philip?
31:03Yeah, and that you haven't said anything negative, but you also have nothing positive
31:07to say.
31:07That's absolutely bollocks.
31:08I know, I said it within a second.
31:11I was like, that is ridiculous.
31:12Like, Philip and I do not believe it at all.
31:14Like, it's just, isn't that crazy?
31:17Chugs are saying that?
31:18Mm-hmm.
31:19If I did believe that, like, that's why I'm confused as to why Chugs said it, because he
31:22knows that could get in the way of it.
31:24I just find that weird.
31:24At least, and then it's just like, yeah, bizarre, weird behaviour.
31:29I know.
31:30And I don't want Chugs to be someone who can get in between me and my family.
31:35Yeah, it's really, really bizarre.
31:37Philip would be my brother-in-law one day.
31:39Yeah, don't fuck with my family.
31:40Mm.
31:41Do you know what I mean?
31:42What do you make of it?
31:44So, I see a spider.
31:45What, those are the legs?
31:47Yeah, that's what I get.
31:50So, I haven't told you, Kit's coming.
31:52He's coming to the art gallery.
31:53Yes, he is.
31:54He messaged me in the night and he said we should catch up, so I invited him here.
32:00Yeah, so, last night.
32:02Last night, talk to me, you and Yaz.
32:04I tried to earwig.
32:05Of course you did, obviously.
32:07But I couldn't really, like, how are you feeling after all of that?
32:11We actually carried on afterwards.
32:14We actually went for drinks again, like, afterwards.
32:17And there was something oddly kind of familiar about it.
32:22I guess because we were friends back in the day.
32:25I think we're both very ready to, like, put it all in the past.
32:29That was, like, the final closure of the book.
32:32It was.
32:33Never to be reopened.
32:34It's nice.
32:35Hello.
32:35Hello.
32:37Hey, Jazzo.
32:37You okay?
32:38Good, how are you?
32:39Good, nice to see you.
32:40Hello.
32:40Hello, how are you?
32:41Good, how are you?
32:42I'm good, thanks.
32:43Good place.
32:44Great.
32:45Do you like it?
32:45Yeah, I really like it.
32:46Are you into arts at all?
32:49You an artsy guy?
32:49Yeah, I mean, a bit, yeah.
32:51She's an expert.
32:52I'm no expert.
32:53I'm not an expert in any way.
32:55She is, she is, she is.
32:55She's being too humble.
32:56You can see it, come on.
32:57Look at that.
32:59Right, what do you see in this painting?
33:04It's, it's kind of, it's a bit, um, it's a bit of a spider.
33:08Oh!
33:08Wow.
33:10Yeah?
33:10There you go.
33:11But I mean, you know, that's, yeah.
33:13I quite like spiders as well.
33:15Yeah, me too.
33:16Do you?
33:16Yeah.
33:17Yeah.
33:17How's life?
33:18How are you guys?
33:19Yeah, we haven't seen you in a while.
33:21Yeah.
33:21Where are you staying?
33:22You staying with Jaz?
33:23At the moment.
33:24Yeah.
33:24Great.
33:25Yeah.
33:26That's worked out quite well.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Yeah?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Life's good at the moment.
33:30Is it?
33:30Mm-hmm.
33:31I'm glad.
33:33Um, I've got to run.
33:35I've got an appointment to go to.
33:37I'll see you guys later.
33:38We'll see you at the next gallery.
33:39Bye, Jaz.
33:42Hello.
33:43Hello.
33:45It's nice to see you again.
33:46You too.
33:47You know, I had, um, a risotto the other day.
33:50Oh, yeah?
33:50And it was absolutely nothing on yours.
33:54Are you being bashful?
33:56Yeah, I think I am.
33:57Also, just wanted to say that, obviously,
33:59I saw that article, you know, with you and Jaz.
34:02Yeah.
34:03Um, and just wanted to tell you that I'm like,
34:07I see how ridiculous it is.
34:09And I see that it's just locker room chat.
34:11Oh, that means a lot.
34:12That actually does mean a lot to me.
34:13Good.
34:14I'm glad.
34:14I kind of feel like because I haven't been in London for so long,
34:17I feel like I'm almost kind of like unfamiliar with everything now.
34:21So I feel like you need to show me the ropes a little bit.
34:23Happily.
34:42Good night, Liz, mate, good time.
34:43The exes are here.
34:44The exes are here.
34:45One big party, you know, it's great.
34:47Yeah, God, yeah.
34:47Yeah, it's perfect.
34:58Cheers, Tams.
35:00You're walking around like a Cheshire cat.
35:02I think I'm in a good place, yeah.
35:04I thought you were going to say I'm in love then.
35:05Yeah, I think we're far from being in love.
35:07Come on then, how was it?
35:08Oh, yeah, I went on a date.
35:09I saw you two in a helmet.
35:11Yeah, yeah, helmet on a helmet.
35:12It was great.
35:13Vibes are flowing, great chemistry, a few kisses.
35:16A few kisses.
35:18Yeah, maybe I should.
35:18Yeah, it's kind of cute.
35:20You guys are hiding.
35:21I was just hearing about your date.
35:23Oh, yeah.
35:24In a paraphrase form, it's the best kiss he's ever had.
35:26He's Gideon, Gideon love, and he can't wait to do it again.
35:29I'm full of compliments today.
35:30You look amazing, by the way.
35:31I feel very short here, so I'm going to leave you two to it.
35:35All right, enjoy it, guys.
35:37Bye-bye.
35:38Fun.
35:39You all right?
35:41Yeah, you?
35:41I enjoyed our date yesterday.
35:43Same.
35:43It's great to hang out now.
35:45It's like, I just don't feel any stress.
35:47All right, it's good fun to keep it out.
35:49I hope you feel, like, a little bit stressed.
35:51Well, you need to keep me on my toes there, Mullin.
35:52Well, at first, they were a bit like, yeah.
35:54Are you taller than me, by the way?
35:55In those heels?
35:56No.
35:57I can't tell.
35:58No, you're a tall, no.
36:00You're a tall, powerful woman.
36:01I like that.
36:02Hello.
36:03Oh, wow.
36:04It's nice, isn't it?
36:06Yeah.
36:07You got anything to say for yourself at all?
36:11Anything?
36:13Sorry for kissing you and seeing you loose, I guess.
36:16Sorry, I can't hear you, actually.
36:17I'm rumbling.
36:18You could hear me.
36:19No, not really.
36:21This isn't awkward.
36:22I just don't understand.
36:23I just wanted to be your friend.
36:25You literally kissed that evening.
36:26I know.
36:26That is a problem.
36:27I didn't want you in my bed, so you got into Elisa's.
36:30It's unfortunate that the timing's happened.
36:32I do regret.
36:33I think it's unfortunate.
36:34It was such a balance.
36:35Listen, it's been years since we've broken up.
36:38Oh, my God.
36:38I knew you were going to say this.
36:39I don't care if you two get together.
36:42I care about the respect that I want to get from both of you.
36:46From me?
36:47Why have I been?
36:48Well, I think, to be honest, Elisa,
36:49I was upset that I spent time with you at the baby shower the other day
36:53and you didn't tell me that you have been kissing Freddie.
36:56I don't really know what I've done wrong.
36:58Yeah, well, then maybe you're just, like, not a girl's girl, and that's fine.
37:01But what do you mean?
37:01I met you in Scotland.
37:02But if I've loyalty to every single person that's, like, I've just recently met,
37:06like, I would literally get with no one, and that would be sad.
37:09But also, I feel like I was so welcoming to you when you came to Scotland.
37:11Do you still like Freddie or not?
37:13No, you're twisting it there.
37:14So am I okay to hang out with Freddie?
37:16I thought we could have a friendship.
37:18You guys can do what you want.
37:19That's not the point.
37:20I don't want to be with him.
37:22I'd love for us to just move past this, if it's possible.
37:25Well, we can never have a friendship because A,
37:26you'll never stop trying to get with me, and B, it's always tip for tack.
37:29Oh, my God, do you usually get a drama, but that annoys me, because it tastes tango there.
37:33It's true.
37:33Woman to woman, like, what are you doing?
37:37She still likes you, for sure.
37:40I'm in love with you, sure, sure, sure.
37:45I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you.
37:51Call me a stalker, maybe I am, maybe I should enjoy my nights out more,
37:54but, like, I've been looking at Kit and Inga this evening.
37:57What, is there, like, a vibe with them?
37:58Well, I went to the art gallery yesterday, Inga and I were looking at art,
38:06and then Kit showed up, but it just made me, I don't know why, it makes me feel weird,
38:12seeing them, like, together, and so I just lied and said that I had an appointment, and I left.
38:20Yeah, because I also wanted to give them the space, because I shouldn't, I should be supportive,
38:26and I am, I'm literally like, woo Kit, to her, but I'm going to be real Jules,
38:31because it's just me and you, like, it bothers me, I just think I'm in denial, maybe, I'm like,
38:36because I'm really trying to be like, okay, she's my friend, but I don't see her as a friend.
38:40That's okay.
38:41I feel like she's my person, but then we're not seeing each other.
38:45Is Inga giving you any signs that she feels the same way?
38:50Um, we were in a cab the other day, and she was just like, you know, don't ever leave my
38:56side,
38:57and I was like, obviously I won't, and then as a joke, I was just like, okay,
39:00I just won't get a girlfriend there.
39:02And then she was like, yeah, don't.
39:04Really?
39:04Yeah.
39:05I don't know if she meant that as like a friendly thing, that's the thing, I don't know.
39:08Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, that is not a friendly thing.
39:09I'm telling you that now.
39:12Sometimes, if she's leaving, she'd leave me a little note, stuff like that.
39:16What do the notes say?
39:17Just really lovely things.
39:20We've openly said, like, we don't even understand it, so I think that's a sign,
39:25because if we did understand it, she'd be like, yeah, you're my friend.
39:28Yeah.
39:28Like, little sis.
39:30I think we're just really close, and I think because we are tactile with each other,
39:34even more so, like in Scotland, that was genuinely, that is just our love languages.
40:06Um, and that was very innocent.
40:07We'll ruin everything.
40:08Can I be honest?
40:10Like, best friend point of view?
40:11Well, you've got to be honest anyway.
40:12So, whatever, yeah.
40:13That's true, that's true.
40:14I feel it already has developed into something, but both of you are too scared to tell the other person.
40:31Cheers, old boy.
40:32Cheers, mate.
40:33Little lad's night out with my girlfriend.
40:34Yeah, third wheeling.
40:35You are the third wheel now.
40:37I know, I'm not comfortable with that.
40:38Obviously, Chugs is here.
40:39I just want you to know that I think you're fucking great.
40:43You know, I love spending time with you, and I think we've got a great friendship.
40:45Likewise.
40:46And there's no truth in it whatsoever.
40:48I know when we spoke the other day, you were a little bit disheartened.
40:50Yeah, I mean, to hear those comments, obviously it is a bit hurtful.
40:56Yeah.
40:56Being fourth wheeling.
40:58Chugs, how are we doing?
40:59You all right?
40:59Yeah, good.
41:02What's happening, lads?
41:03Go on, let's just get it out.
41:04Tell me, I'm feeling some tension here.
41:06Yeah, there is a bit of tension, I think.
41:08Yeah.
41:09Let me try and smooth this out.
41:10So, we are quite different people, and I can't imagine that we're going to become like best mates.
41:15I'm not saying I don't like you, I'm just saying that we're not like,
41:18my friends playing like other groups are slightly different.
41:21But then let's not go to the gym together.
41:24There's no point in faking that.
41:26I'm not faking anything, but I'm just saying, you're not like, you're not my best mate.
41:31That is literally what I said.
41:33It's awkward to say that, but like.
41:34I don't need that though, and I've never implied you are my best mate.
41:38Okay, from my selfish perspective as well, can we just clarify the fact that
41:41I've never said a bad word about Philip, and that I only have good things to say about him.
41:44The only thing that I've said involving you is that I was like, me and Tristan are quite similar.
41:48My mates fit in other groups, and Tristan's mates in other groups are also very similar.
41:54Philip would very much fit into my friendship group.
41:56I mean, Chugs obviously doesn't feel that way, does he?
41:58The stakes are high from my capacity.
42:00This is why I feel a bit more, you know, defensive about it.
42:02It's because we do get on really well.
42:03Obviously, Jules has loved my life, and I love Philip and Jules' family, so.
42:06We get on to that, because also, like, I'm upset that, like, this is relayed to you guys,
42:10and then obviously Jules is going to be upset, and I, you know.
42:12She's really upset.
42:13Yeah, but are you upset because it's upset me, or because it's upset Julia?
42:19Maybe you're slightly annoyed by the fact that now I'm here, and you feel like you're not
42:25spending enough time with Julia, for example.
42:27Um, look, uh, I can understand why you're saying that, because I, like, I had to joke to Jules the
42:33other night when we were out, saying, like, oh, you've placed me in Philip now, I used to be the
42:36third wheel, blah, blah, blah. But, like, it's not, like, there's no, like, depth to that.
42:39Okay. She is quite upset at the moment, just, you know, give it a bit of space, I think.
42:43Maybe we sort of pull out of the gym sessions a little bit.
42:46Yeah, I don't train with people who I don't get along with,
42:48and you've made it seem like we don't get along. Don't come if you feel that way.
43:07Do you see it from an outside perspective?
43:09Mm-hmm. Do you, what, do I see?
43:12Yeah.
43:14Jazz, she seems into you, like, just how she is with you.
43:17And I think you need to speak to her. I'm here.
43:21Love you. I'm such a mess.
43:22You're my mess.
43:23I know.
43:24Here you go.
43:25Hello, ladies.
43:26Hello, you.
43:27Good.
43:28Have you quite seen Freddie and Elise?
43:30Oh, my God, all over each other.
43:32All over each other.
43:32I love them together.
43:33I do.
43:34I actually, I'm so intrigued on, um, yesterday, the art gallery with Kate.
43:39I'm sorry, I'm so intrigued.
43:40Wait, yeah, do you appreciate it?
43:41Yeah, it was nice.
43:43Yeah, did you like it?
43:44Yeah, it was nice.
43:46Oh, the three of you went together?
43:48Me and Jazz went and then Kate turned our blazer.
43:51Yeah, no, it was really nice, though.
43:52Like, we do, we get on.
43:53He asked me earlier to go for drinks next week.
43:56No way.
43:57Are you going to go?
43:59Yeah.
44:00Mm-hmm.
44:00Are you okay?
44:01What?
44:02Are you okay?
44:02Yeah, quite.
44:03Sorry, am I out of it?
44:06I think I might go and get myself a cocktail.
44:08Right, do you want me?
44:08A little puppy?
44:09Yeah?
44:09Yeah, yeah.
44:10Okay.
44:11I'll get you one.
44:12Thanks, girls.
44:13Hey, girls.
44:14Hey, girls.
44:19I don't know why I feel a bit weird.
44:21I've got clammy hands.
44:24I don't know why.
44:25Weird with me.
44:25What?
44:26Weird with me.
44:27No, just weird.
44:28Don't be weird with me.
44:28I'm not.
44:30What's going on?
44:31I don't know.
44:33I don't know.
44:37Talk to you about Kit.
44:40Yeah, he literally just asked me earlier.
44:42It was like, should we go for a drink next week at this bar that he likes, so.
44:46That's nice.
44:47I mean, it's so casual.
44:49Hmm.
44:50Super casual.
44:51Mm-hmm.
44:51You know me.
44:52I know you.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:53Yes.
44:55Well, whatever makes you happy makes me happy.
45:01You make me happy.
45:03I hope so.
45:03Yeah, of course you do.
45:05Mm-hmm.
45:07Solely.
45:08Solely?
45:09Yes.
45:12I can see something on your face.
45:14Huh?
45:15Like, you don't know really how to hide stuff from your face, but you don't know how to say it
45:18out loud.
45:19What's going on that little head of yours?
45:23I feel, I feel really happy.
45:25Good.
45:26Um, I feel like obviously you have a big part to play in that.
45:30You know?
45:31Don't make me cry.
45:32I know, I'm like keeping it together because it's so silly, but I need to know how much you mean
45:36to me.
45:38Genuinely.
45:39You mean that to me.
45:41You're like my best friend.
45:45And it's really nice to find that, you know?
45:48Mm-hmm.
45:50Come here.
45:52You're such a little cuddle bug.
45:57Love you.
45:58My little weirdo.
46:00Love you, too.
46:06Oh, Julesy.
46:08Hi.
46:08Chugs is weirdly obsessed with Julia.
46:10I think he does fancy her, if I'm just completely honest.
46:14Most important thing is, you've still got your Julesy.
46:17He's just so, like, so through to him.
46:20Angus, you're like my dirty little secret.
46:22I can't tell Jack that I'm hanging out with you.
46:24You know what he did.
46:25You know how it hurt me.
46:26And then you're being buddy-buddy like nothing's happened.
46:28Talk to me, how was the date?
46:30It was great.
46:30You had a good time, didn't you?
46:31Yeah.
46:31There's lots of kisses.
46:33I don't know, a few?
46:34Yeah.
46:34This is a friendship that I am confused by.
46:38Okay.
46:39I don't just see you as, like, a platonic friend.
46:44Bye, bye.
46:48Bye, bye.
47:00Bye, bye.
47:11You
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