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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:34I'm sorry.
00:00:46I'm sorry.
00:00:47I'm sorry.
00:00:48I'm sorry.
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00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time. They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s. Healthy. Strong enough to work. Young enough to bed. Children!
00:02:01Whoo-hoo!
00:02:08What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously? Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:16Exactly. Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work. God forbid you knock them up, then you're fucked forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin. And those tits!
00:02:46When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys. Two for one. Place those bids!
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city. Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected. System activation complete. Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What? What the hell is this? Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed. Rescue required to initiate binding. Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:53Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait. Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen. This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls? You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us. He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:57Why?
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait!
00:05:02What if we buy them and have our, uh, gun and then sell them off?
00:05:08What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:14What works for me.
00:05:16Alright.
00:05:17One.
00:05:19Can.
00:05:20Of.
00:05:21Food.
00:05:21Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23Ha!
00:05:29No.
00:05:30I can't let this happen.
00:05:32If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:44And.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur.
00:05:53Those girls.
00:05:54Are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06Alright.
00:06:07You wanna play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:13Two.
00:06:15Tans.
00:06:19Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death.
00:06:41In 30 seconds.
00:06:42Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:48God.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:58Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increase detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:27Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:46Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidding?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:58Solve!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:17Get some notes, Ashton.
00:09:18Eat, hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26But don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been putting ready, ready on your musket.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go, and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner to the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your ration.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detected, rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post death.
00:10:47Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:49This again? In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:59Why don't we take care of his goods that your first just had.
00:11:02Two women taken away from me. I am pissed.
00:11:06Damn, you're gonna help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur? You again? You're fucking dead.
00:11:40I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays!
00:11:45Stay back!
00:11:46Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit. That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:26What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them! You gotta take her too!
00:12:38No!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:44Fuck! Why won't they back off?
00:12:54Arthur? You're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on, let's go! Go! Go!
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics, Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spell's affection levels increased. Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition, 50 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the 5 Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No, no hot water, no bed sheets, but...
00:14:31Hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit whole 4 of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm...
00:14:56Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then...
00:15:02got caught.
00:15:04I'm Yuri.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:20Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but...
00:15:26he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Okay, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Yeah. Right.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great. He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me? Marry some trash scavenging loser? Hell no.
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup. About half a gallon.
00:16:06Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing. Just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it. I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:17No.
00:17:33To be in here.
00:17:41It's fine.
00:17:42Goodbye.
00:17:43I started keeping it all white.
00:17:44Not totally wrong.
00:17:44I can wipe your Escu.
00:17:46No we have to kill her.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me...
00:18:04...really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22...for real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:43But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:47Okay. Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:54Oh!
00:18:56Oh no!
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:11It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:19I'm hungry for your baby.
00:19:24I'm hungry for your baby.
00:19:25I'm ready for your game.
00:19:27You're driving me insane.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35I can keep you a massage.
00:19:37I can feel the hand on my back.
00:19:39I can feel the hand on my back.
00:19:41I can feel the hand on my back.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16hot in there.
00:20:19Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:34I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:13It's just...
00:21:15really hot in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan!
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:21:59Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:09If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the walls.
00:22:36Now I try to repent.
00:22:42Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51Baby, don't leave me alone in.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:22:56Don't leave me alone
00:23:01Yeah
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay, forget the massage
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place
00:23:10Like now
00:23:11Yeah
00:23:18Alright, there should be enough supplies
00:23:20To get us a bigger place in Wasteland City
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah
00:23:33I'm okay, though
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36But you go on without me
00:23:40Okay
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door
00:23:43And you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Wait
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls
00:24:09Okay, babe
00:24:11I'll wait for you
00:24:13Okay?
00:24:25That's the place I told you about, Boss
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food
00:24:34Until the rest of us come by
00:24:36And then we take it
00:24:40All of it
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well
00:25:19Look at you
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:38Good
00:25:38Upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:54Mary?
00:25:54Mary?
00:25:56Arthur?
00:25:57There's a note over here
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse
00:26:06If you want her back
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance
00:26:11Searching by these footprints
00:26:12There's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:13They must have teamed up with another group
00:26:15Those guys are animals
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it
00:26:18No, no
00:26:20No, Mary is alive
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere
00:26:23And she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:29So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here
00:26:41I'm going alone
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless
00:26:47You can't
00:26:47Hey
00:26:49Don't worry
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon
00:27:10Boss
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh
00:27:14Fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was waiting
00:27:22Mary, Mary really is still alive
00:27:23He promised Arthur we'd stay home
00:27:25I don't trust him alone
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41Someone with that much supply
00:27:43Doesn't move alone
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp
00:28:01Over the years
00:28:02Who is that
00:28:07Gotta be afraid
00:28:12I'm going to stay exercised
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:28:39stuff or not i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:46shut up this isn't your time to talk don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:12hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys
00:30:29are gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:41i gave you a chance
00:31:00guys motherfuckers fuck rio guns he's got rio gani
00:31:12no way a gun a real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more
00:31:17of us
00:31:17he can't have that many rounds yeah yeah with all the shots he fired you probably burned through
00:31:21half a mag already look i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first
00:31:26one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on
00:31:54keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with this
00:32:19he's fucking jack justice it's all his fault
00:32:22he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he stole your supplies
00:32:28don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:46he's not going to be the other one to shoot you
00:32:48no
00:33:01i'm
00:33:01i'm
00:33:02i'm
00:33:03i'm
00:33:03i'm
00:33:03i'm
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you i
00:33:18was so
00:33:18scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second ago
00:33:23how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so hot
00:33:36now's affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22either man please please don't kill us man you're you're classmates right
00:34:31we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:17let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19at our new home
00:35:27affection metrics
00:35:29mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:35:40civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:49to preserve human civilization what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baby i brought you a clean towel i'll just leave you here okay thanks
00:36:07uh
00:36:09uh
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter,
00:36:45risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:54And...
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:31I don't want you to feel like you're ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You get it out of the door.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53It looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to wind in a way.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:07You take the rest of me.
00:38:08I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:19And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the rest of me.
00:38:36You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You get it out of the door.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:52Arthur.
00:38:54Baby, don't stop.
00:38:57Please.
00:38:59Unbelievable.
00:39:00She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:41You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone, and you lost all those
00:39:48supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:52I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:54Ah!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm, not bad.
00:40:2143%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:39Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary, 30, increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan, 35.
00:41:08And Karen, 15, increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:34Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:56Whew.
00:41:57That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I'm a dwarf.
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:32A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:54What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:16Let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:23And...
00:44:23Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
00:44:31Wait, in this minute, Josie, then.
00:44:35Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:54Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan, stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Hey.
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:13An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen.
00:46:34She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09Look, I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:33She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:16I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41As my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:49:52Oh.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:06I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:34The end comes to us.
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate I didn't even recognize you after all these years well
00:51:01I never forgot about you Raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in
00:51:18school didn't I tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what
00:51:24you did wrong first but instead you snitched on me to the deep and now I'm suspended you happy now
00:51:32you piece of shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:49you're stuck with with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew them with your own urine
00:52:18guys guys queen tilt I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:24I brought these two bottles that's an exchange that's good thank you
00:52:55strong before the war this wouldn't even passed this premium
00:53:03but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you
00:53:11and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give them a quick less painful death
00:53:24and you how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze wait till he why bother I mean just
00:53:31look at it cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit he dumped in there I know him better
00:53:35than anyone we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:40wait till he went to high school
00:53:45fine we'll do this properly
00:53:47but he can drink it
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:03good boy
00:54:03good boy
00:54:04good boy
00:54:05good boy
00:54:14good boy
00:54:25good boy
00:54:28good boy
00:54:29because no he's not drinking it
00:54:30did I mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35the hell this guy can actually make a booth i have no idea i mean he is the guy that
00:54:40pulled
00:54:40a gun on us so yeah maybe i approve whiskey
00:54:53all right
00:55:06blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:11i want your whiskey all of it everything that you have let me taste it sure but i want the
00:55:17fresh
00:55:17adrenaline syringes first deal oh yeah oh that's it i never thought i'd taste anything like this
00:55:31green tilly maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah we should beat it all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49all right please just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little
00:55:56bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:55:59anything yes anything okay we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want you to drink his piss all right there don't be a jerk man we've known each other since
00:56:14school
00:56:14yeah yeah we did and look where that got you are you serious right now queen tilly i think it's
00:56:20time to
00:56:20uh send them out
00:56:25you
00:56:29don't you fucking touch me hey this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you
00:56:35i'll make you pay for it i will i swear a man who can make liquor like this i need
00:56:40to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly now aside from the adrenaline i'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here call me tilly and whatever business you run
00:56:59i take eighty percent eighty come on that's insane too much
00:57:06well there is one way that we can wave it and what might that be
00:57:15be my husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here pick one we have time
00:57:41um you know maybe i can work with eighty percent shut up
00:57:46i am tired of the same boring games
00:57:50i want to try something different i'll be the masochist and you be the sadist
00:58:03i don't need to run
00:58:07i don't need to hide
00:58:11as long as you're
00:58:16compatible spouse detected rescue required subject must be claimed as spouse failure will initiate host
00:58:25death oh come on
00:58:31i've got blood on my hands
00:58:35you should be afraid
00:58:39here call me on this
00:58:42now on your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll uh contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars
00:58:57hmm no need
00:58:59i'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:03i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women besides me keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered reward issued anti-radiation serum motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum and a new motorcycle
00:59:32spouse's life-signal critical immediate treatment required
00:59:35the devil in disguise
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Come here!
01:00:05Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:39Oh, she's having a full episode, she's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, get it off!
01:01:11Karen, I can't hold her much longer, maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15Look at that room, if I could, you look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:27Karen, I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:33Karen, I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:34Karen!
01:01:40Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45Karen!
01:01:45Karen!
01:01:45she's she's operating what what karen karen no come on warning spouse life signal critical
01:01:55if spouse death is confirmed post-death protocol will initiate come on no karen come on come on
01:02:04come on karen stay with me come on come on stay with me come on karen why is this happening
01:02:10i
01:02:10already gave her the adrenaline come on please karen wake up spouse life status karen zero percent
01:02:19post-death in 10 seconds midbox midbox come on karen i'm not gonna lose you
01:02:27we're out of options please let this work come on karen i'm not gonna lose you stay with me
01:02:45i'm not gonna lose you
01:02:49come on karen
01:03:06Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh my God.
01:03:10Oh my God.
01:03:13Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:27You're fine.
01:03:29The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:38So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did he get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Get rocks!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I asked for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are working up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:39Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:42Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:47For four of us, it saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:17Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:28We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:33These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You failed to do that.
01:11:06I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:14This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:25I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got it.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:07I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:27And I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:39See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:18I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:27He'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:11I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, you?
01:15:17You're gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:42Whoa!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of them.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:01I'm her husband.
01:17:04He said I'm her husband.
01:17:06He's his turn.
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his mind.
01:17:10So hard in years.
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whiten to your little wittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad baby.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No, no, I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place.
01:17:59Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down.
01:18:06Go.
01:18:10Hey, fool, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:20More speed ahead.
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fuck, come on!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:42Holy...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:46Literally, it's a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:58I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:00Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace,
01:22:10throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:23Don't.
01:22:23No.
01:22:24What?
01:22:25No.
01:22:25You don't understand.
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:28Get up.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:54I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:25We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:28Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:55What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Guys, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:09Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:17Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:32We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:35Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:40Woo!
01:24:42Woo!
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after. I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur! Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in there and bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep hiding!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I could do this all day!
01:25:45I could stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:27As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:32As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:52Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:01Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:05Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:35Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47Alright.
01:27:48You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:38Mmm.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:41You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your majesty.
01:28:58Detecting.
01:28:59Children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0160%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:04You ain't seen nothin' yet.
01:29:06Yes, yes.
01:29:08You ain't seen nothin' yet.