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00:00:00This was me, casually ruining my high school life.
00:00:04Twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen!
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Bad fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:12So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18I'm from the future.
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall out of the future.
00:01:36Don't fall out of the future.
00:01:39Don't fall out of the future.
00:01:39This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my high school room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-c-c-kay?
00:02:16I still run this school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:30Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:02:47name, but details.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Mia, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:03:19feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give them one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:03:35I'm sorry.
00:03:37I'm sorry.
00:03:38I'm sorry.
00:03:42I'm sorry.
00:03:43I'm sorry.
00:03:48I'm sorry.
00:03:50I'm sorry.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you how much.
00:03:56How much you want.
00:03:57Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03What?
00:04:03What did you want to tell me?
00:04:07Am I dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more front lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again, which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:37Those highlights.
00:04:40A Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to 2006.
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:04:54Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class
00:05:01like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:08Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:13Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15A nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:38Why?
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:57She will never worry anymore.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group and I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:22Okay, so we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:35Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42Let's clean you up.
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44Don't...
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:47And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:06:59Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Wow, Mia, you...
00:07:17Look...
00:07:20Like you're in trouble.
00:07:24So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:07:27High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention.
00:07:34Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't...
00:07:41Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what, little miss st... st... stutter.
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:59You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down.
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher or least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry?
00:08:38God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No, no.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me too.
00:09:01Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:11What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen?
00:09:15Stop, stop.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:18Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:25Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:09:38I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Deal!
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost Dutch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:13I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, friend.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:24And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:31Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The Misfits.
00:10:41The Misfits.
00:10:41The Outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:10:46To the Queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me!
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor?
00:11:15What the hell did you just give her?
00:11:16Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con-Con!
00:11:27You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:11:30We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:46Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on-
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:17You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it!
00:12:24If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31Ouch!
00:12:34Told ya!
00:12:35See ya later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:12:55I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Ooh.
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I-
00:13:19I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:34Hello, who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia.
00:14:00There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is-
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:18No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:19I'm great.
00:14:20What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:23She-
00:14:24Oh god.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:14:33smart and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:14:38They're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:42She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so.
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:51Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me Ace's test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:08Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:29Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect.
00:15:46Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:57Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:15Sexual what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you want to.
00:16:39Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, Neapaz.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:45Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Get your man, Mia!
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put her on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No.
00:17:27You follow my lead.
00:17:32You follow my lead.
00:17:57You follow my lead.
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?!
00:18:19Go over!
00:18:24Mia.
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:18:37You stopped him.
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:38Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:18:40Mia.
00:18:41We really need to talk.
00:18:45About that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College.
00:18:52Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No.
00:18:57But I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:21I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:38At least that's what the rumors say.
00:19:41Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:05No.
00:20:09Out of the way!
00:20:10Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:24Still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best bake her win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out!
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go curse her?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Hi, Mia.
00:21:33How are you?
00:21:34Where's your baking buddy?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last week?
00:21:42Hold on.
00:21:44May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:47I mean...
00:21:49This year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:55Yeah, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hawk.
00:22:09Look who's talking, chef.
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:40Alright.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets. Come on.
00:22:56Alright, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins...
00:23:00Now!
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:02Let's make this one.
00:23:06Like this.
00:23:07Like that.
00:23:14And then...
00:23:16This.
00:23:17On your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:27No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:37Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:50Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:55Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:13It's fine. It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist always has a pin.
00:24:22And...
00:24:23Time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:33It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:41It's so great!
00:24:43Yeah!
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:46It may look simple.
00:24:48But...
00:24:48It's got a little magic to it.
00:24:50A good scientist.
00:25:08The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:25:09It may look simple.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:25the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:25:35Mia Watkins
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy
00:25:41belongs to you and Connor
00:25:47We did it
00:25:50I can't believe it
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen
00:25:52That's my best friend
00:25:54We love her
00:25:55Best day of my life
00:25:58I knew you could do it
00:26:02No!
00:26:04Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:26:17Sorry
00:26:18High school bucket list
00:26:20Item number nine
00:26:21Start a riot
00:26:23Make it epic
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus
00:26:34Stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:39Stop it!
00:26:39Stop it!
00:26:40Stop it!
00:26:41Stop it!
00:26:43Stop it!
00:26:51Team Jessica
00:26:51Team Mia
00:26:52Get over here right now
00:26:56Principal Davis
00:26:57Before you say anything
00:26:59Mia started it
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty
00:27:03Jessica
00:27:04You and your friends can go
00:27:06What?
00:27:07No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude
00:27:11Miss Watkins
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:13No
00:27:14I like having an attitude
00:27:16I lived for years without one
00:27:19And now
00:27:20It's here to stay
00:27:21One more
00:27:22Bad word
00:27:23One more
00:27:24Thing that you do wrong
00:27:26And you are suspended
00:27:28Fine
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude
00:27:31When you stop
00:27:32Letting Jessica's dad
00:27:33Bride you
00:27:35Oh
00:27:36Sorry
00:27:36No one knows about that yet
00:27:38Both of you
00:27:39Pack your bags
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:45I can't get suspended
00:27:45My dad's gonna fly back
00:27:47From his business trip
00:27:47And get me killed
00:27:48No, no, no
00:27:49I'm giving you a vacation day
00:27:51You're both free to go
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course
00:27:54You're both free to go
00:27:56And if you ever need anything
00:27:58Feel free to come by my office
00:27:59The door's always open
00:28:00How much money
00:28:01Did her dad give you?
00:28:03Uh
00:28:04One hundred and forty-seven thousand
00:28:05Three hundred and forty-seven dollars
00:28:07And
00:28:07You'll be quiet
00:28:08You demon child
00:28:11I'll take a thought
00:28:12Why don't you
00:28:12Help me clean up here
00:28:14My star students
00:28:16Thank you
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future
00:28:31So
00:28:32Right
00:28:33It's no big deal
00:28:33Yeah
00:28:36So tell me
00:28:38What do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test
00:28:42Oh, yeah
00:28:45What's that one again?
00:28:46Anatomy
00:28:46It's the study of the
00:28:48Human body
00:28:49Yeah
00:28:51Yeah
00:28:51You want to do it at my place?
00:28:53My parents aren't home
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Like a
00:28:59Like us
00:29:00Together
00:29:01You're
00:29:02Alone?
00:29:03Yeah
00:29:04Let's go, professor
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy
00:29:10Okay
00:29:10Yeah
00:29:13Yeah
00:29:17Okay
00:29:24Yeah
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27I'm not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Rectus abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:43Please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:57Picep racchii.
00:31:04Hectoralis major.
00:31:09Rectus abdominis.
00:31:11Gloria amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long?
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Do you forget about that part?
00:31:18No, it's important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Nia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:50If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list, item number ten.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:01Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezibusias.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:14Um, brachialis.
00:32:25You, that's cheating!
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:32:52close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:57I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:03You!
00:33:05No!
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:08Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no!
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:39No, I'm just sure.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56My dad's right.
00:33:56No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58Oh no no no no no no.
00:33:59Come on, come on, Connor!
00:34:00Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second.
00:34:19Oh, hey, Dad, this is Mia. She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is...
00:34:33Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family. At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad, Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what? Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just...
00:35:18Please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:35:24I need to speak with my son.
00:35:26Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait!
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But...
00:36:04We did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:21Oh!
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:40Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help,
00:36:46but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through
00:37:14and vote for Mia.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:25Nikki,
00:37:26cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:33Take care, girl.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on.
00:37:45Connor, talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work,
00:37:56but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise of your question.
00:38:51Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:38:54so why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So, can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:08Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I...
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43All right, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:56CopCon!
00:39:58What a surprise!
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:07Oh, you know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart!
00:40:20And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no, no, wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere.
00:40:36Until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:47Oh, shit.
00:40:48Cap's here!
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You might have a roar of this.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:40:58let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action
00:41:03has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09All right.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:11What better party did you get to?
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:19You know,
00:41:21for a second there,
00:41:23I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:25when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:29Rit?
00:41:32Rit?
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:38So,
00:41:39who is?
00:41:43You're...
00:41:51not gonna believe
00:41:53who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:02I'm sorry.
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help on learning some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30If you want it, like, once.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not.
00:42:34I mean...
00:42:34No, I...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Uh...
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Go away the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:43:00Should I...
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:15Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:43:27because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:43:32No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:43:38because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice
00:43:45so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl,
00:43:59if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:44:02who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:10Hey, ConCon.
00:44:12You're Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total best.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll study them on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her,
00:44:51but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:44:53with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four,
00:44:57there's a great Polaroid that I took
00:44:59of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments
00:45:04into a little paint book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:20Actually,
00:45:23it does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah.
00:45:31That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen
00:45:34to be a girl who makes out
00:45:36with her in-sync roasters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you,
00:45:40I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth,
00:45:45and now everybody knows it.
00:45:46You know,
00:45:48a year ago,
00:45:49this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know everything in here
00:45:54made me
00:45:55who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me,
00:46:06I'll just expose you
00:46:07for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about
00:46:11what you did with the
00:46:13ninth grade basketball team
00:46:14on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:20Just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know,
00:46:26this little tough girl act
00:46:27is cute and all,
00:46:28but the only one
00:46:30getting exposed today
00:46:31is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato cookie.
00:46:45Yeah,
00:46:46show us your stressed out
00:46:47brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far,
00:46:50Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly,
00:46:55I was helping.
00:46:56Hey,
00:46:56you're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica,
00:47:07you think
00:47:08being prom queen
00:47:09is all about looks,
00:47:10okay?
00:47:12High school bucket list
00:47:14item number 12.
00:47:16Flam it while you've got it.
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Okay, Mia!
00:47:42Doesn't suck
00:47:43having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:45Look at you
00:47:47pretending
00:47:47to be hot
00:47:48and popular.
00:47:49FYI,
00:47:50you will never
00:47:51be like us.
00:47:52You will never
00:47:52live like us.
00:47:54No,
00:47:54I want to live better.
00:47:56How about a game
00:47:57of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all
00:48:00to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list
00:48:07item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone
00:48:10who's just as crazy
00:48:11as you.
00:48:12Ah!
00:48:13Who cares
00:48:14if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet
00:48:18I can do it
00:48:19even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31Let those mouth fingers
00:48:32have a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:40Even her alcohol
00:48:42tastes like trash.
00:49:09Oh, my wrist.
00:49:11Oh, my wrist.
00:49:12Hey, she's not waking up.
00:49:17She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least
00:49:20get me some ice.
00:49:21Now!
00:49:23Don't make me ask
00:49:24again, bitches!
00:49:26You can't quit on me
00:49:27right now.
00:49:27Yeah,
00:49:28not before I
00:49:29not before I tell you
00:49:30that.
00:49:34Yeah,
00:49:35I've always...
00:49:36Mia.
00:49:37Mia, hey.
00:49:38Hey.
00:49:39Hey, Mia.
00:49:39You okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Huh.
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought
00:49:46attempted murder
00:49:47would be a fun
00:49:48party game.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49I was trying
00:49:50to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know
00:49:52her giant head
00:49:53would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him.
00:50:08Go.
00:50:08Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:24Thank you
00:50:26for saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad
00:50:29you're okay.
00:50:30For the record,
00:50:32you look like
00:50:33a total smoke show
00:50:34in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never
00:50:43gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying
00:50:48just gets worse
00:50:49and worse
00:50:50and somehow
00:50:51she still
00:50:52ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never
00:50:56date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:01Don't
00:51:02make
00:51:03promises
00:51:04you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl
00:51:06I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting your grades
00:51:12up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you stay
00:51:21with me?
00:51:40You're the genius,
00:51:41dummy.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:04I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:21God.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing
00:52:25when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:37What is all this?
00:52:38Well,
00:52:40you know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen
00:52:43gets gifts
00:52:44for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me rap?
00:52:49Mia,
00:52:50this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else
00:52:52would do this
00:52:53for their class.
00:52:56I've never
00:52:57met anyone
00:52:58like you.
00:53:00Not yet, anyway.
00:53:06So,
00:53:07hate ball girl,
00:53:09what's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me
00:53:12I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13No,
00:53:13you're not.
00:53:15Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:16You're
00:53:18You're
00:53:20actually
00:53:20super successful.
00:53:23You're really smart.
00:53:25Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty
00:53:31perfect.
00:53:36No wonder I was in love.
00:53:45Hold up.
00:53:46Who did you say
00:53:47you're in love with?
00:53:48No one.
00:53:50I
00:53:51meant
00:53:52that I was
00:53:53in love
00:53:54with
00:53:56being from the future.
00:53:57Because now
00:53:58I
00:53:58know
00:53:59all of these
00:54:00is awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03So,
00:54:04so who do I
00:54:05get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So you gotta
00:54:10get over that
00:54:11Britney crash
00:54:11because things
00:54:12get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:16You know,
00:54:17I can actually
00:54:18read the future
00:54:19also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see
00:54:22in our future?
00:54:27Will you come
00:54:28to my basketball
00:54:29finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:33Question.
00:54:35Are you gonna
00:54:35invite your dad?
00:54:38I'm sure
00:54:38he
00:54:40will come
00:54:40to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting
00:54:44for me to get
00:54:44into the NBA.
00:54:46Wait, wait.
00:54:48Connor,
00:54:50your dad.
00:54:51Enough about
00:54:52my dad.
00:54:53Actually,
00:54:53come on.
00:54:54You don't
00:54:54want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57Okay.
00:54:58Okay.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:11everyone's gonna
00:55:11love these,
00:55:12man.
00:55:13That's
00:55:13to win you
00:55:13crazy votes.
00:55:14Sure.
00:55:16But
00:55:19I also just
00:55:20wanted to do
00:55:21something nice
00:55:22because
00:55:23in a few months
00:55:24we will all
00:55:25go our separate
00:55:26ways
00:55:27and
00:55:28who knows
00:55:28what'll
00:55:28happen
00:55:28then,
00:55:29right?
00:55:34Graduate
00:55:35in style,
00:55:36besties.
00:55:37Oh,
00:55:39you're too
00:55:40late,
00:55:40Butterface.
00:55:41The class
00:55:42loved my gifts
00:55:43so much
00:55:44I already
00:55:44got all
00:55:45their votes.
00:55:59So you're
00:56:00buying votes
00:56:01now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:03No.
00:56:04I'm just
00:56:05giving my
00:56:05besties
00:56:06the gifts
00:56:07they deserve.
00:56:08But I'm
00:56:09sure
00:56:10they'll
00:56:10like your
00:56:11goodwill
00:56:12hand-me-downs
00:56:13too.
00:56:15Besties?
00:56:17You don't
00:56:18even know
00:56:18their names.
00:56:20Of course
00:56:21I do.
00:56:22Well,
00:56:23the hot ones.
00:56:25The rest
00:56:25are freaks,
00:56:26not people.
00:56:27But hey,
00:56:28money talks,
00:56:28right?
00:56:29Even to
00:56:29losers
00:56:30with
00:56:30social
00:56:31rabies.
00:56:33But come
00:56:34on now,
00:56:34let's see
00:56:34what you
00:56:35got.
00:56:43Look!
00:56:45trailer
00:56:45trash
00:56:46Barbie
00:56:46got you
00:56:47all
00:56:47toy
00:56:47cars.
00:56:49Cute.
00:56:50I got
00:56:50some
00:56:51Gucci
00:56:51earrings.
00:56:59At least
00:56:59my gifts
00:57:00mean
00:57:00something.
00:57:01Um,
00:57:02they mean
00:57:03that you're
00:57:04a peasant
00:57:04trying to
00:57:05take on
00:57:06a queen.
00:57:06But you
00:57:07can't
00:57:07because you're
00:57:08a nobody,
00:57:09Mia.
00:57:10Do you want to
00:57:11try saying that
00:57:12again?
00:57:12Relax,
00:57:14Jack Bauer.
00:57:15Brutal
00:57:16honesty
00:57:17is an
00:57:17act of
00:57:18love.
00:57:18And I
00:57:19love
00:57:20all my
00:57:20subjects.
00:57:21Even you.
00:57:23Look!
00:57:24Look!
00:57:30Look!
00:57:42OMG,
00:57:43you're
00:57:43twin!
00:57:51You're
00:57:52Marge
00:57:53Simpson
00:57:53hair,
00:57:54pancake face,
00:57:55hoolay body,
00:57:56I mean
00:57:56it's
00:57:57perfect.
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59And
00:57:59ConCon,
00:58:00here is
00:58:00your gift.
00:58:01Only the
00:58:01best for
00:58:02the
00:58:02basketball
00:58:02captain.
00:58:05I don't
00:58:06want
00:58:06anything
00:58:07from you.
00:58:08Not even
00:58:09a brand
00:58:10new
00:58:10limited
00:58:10edition
00:58:11PS2?
00:58:17No matter
00:58:17what I
00:58:18do,
00:58:19this
00:58:19always
00:58:19gets
00:58:19away.
00:58:20Prom
00:58:21queen,
00:58:21Connor,
00:58:22what am
00:58:22I even
00:58:22doing
00:58:23here?
00:58:26Bribes
00:58:27aren't
00:58:27my
00:58:27thing.
00:58:28Maybe
00:58:29you should
00:58:29ask
00:58:29Principal
00:58:30Davis
00:58:30though.
00:58:31He
00:58:31might
00:58:31be
00:58:31down.
00:58:33Hey,
00:58:34Mia,
00:58:35wait.
00:58:35Hand out
00:58:36the gifts
00:58:36that you
00:58:36brought.
00:58:38They're
00:58:38special.
00:58:39Not
00:58:40because
00:58:40they're
00:58:40expensive
00:58:41or
00:58:41fancy,
00:58:41but
00:58:41because
00:58:42they're
00:58:42from
00:58:42you.
00:58:43No,
00:58:43no,
00:58:43they're
00:58:44stupid.
00:58:46And
00:58:46she,
00:58:47she won
00:58:47this one,
00:58:48so let's
00:58:48just go.
00:58:49Just
00:58:49trust
00:58:49me.
00:58:51They're
00:58:51going to
00:58:52love
00:58:52them.
00:58:52Hey
00:58:53you
00:58:53guys,
00:58:54Mia has
00:58:54gifts
00:58:55for all
00:58:55of you,
00:58:55and
00:58:56you're
00:58:56going to
00:58:56love
00:58:56them.
00:59:02you're
00:59:03going to
00:59:26love
00:59:26to
00:59:27coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:59:37Mia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:14Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:25Be Jordan.
01:00:28Mia, these are incredible.
01:00:32I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years.
01:00:39You're going to be filthy rich.
01:00:42Um, you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:56I got one for you too.
01:01:18Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Mia, I
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:01:43How did you find
01:01:45A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:01:51It's his favorite memory of them together
01:01:52Do everything with your dad
01:01:55While you can
01:01:59You'll never get this time back
01:02:02Thank you
01:02:04Yeah, thank you
01:02:04Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:02:09Hey, no
01:02:09Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:02:11Promise me
01:02:13That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:02:15That's all I want to do
01:02:27For you
01:02:29I'll do it
01:02:34Congrats
01:02:35Looks like you went over to class
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to step out of the shadows
01:02:47Hey, everyone
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:03:08I knew he wouldn't make it
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:03:36We're taking a stand
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:03:42No plastics for prom
01:03:44No plastics for prom
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:03:56But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:00Woo!
01:04:03Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:04:07Let's hear your voice
01:04:11Attention, everyone
01:04:15America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:04:18Just volunteered
01:04:20To sing the national anthem
01:04:24In front of the whole school
01:04:40Come on, Mia
01:04:42We're all waiting
01:04:45Hey
01:04:46Hey, yes you can
01:04:48Show them all what you can do
01:04:52All of them
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:04:57Yes
01:04:59Just don't look at them
01:05:00Look at me
01:05:02I believe in you, Mia
01:05:04Get your camcorder, Roy
01:05:06This is going to be legendary
01:05:10I believe in you
01:05:16High school bucket list
01:05:17Item number 14
01:05:18Live your Beyonce friends
01:05:25Hi everyone
01:05:28Please rise
01:05:42Oh
01:05:49Just look at me
01:06:00Oh say
01:06:02Can you see
01:06:05By the dawn's early light
01:06:12What so proudly we hailed
01:06:17At the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:23Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:29Through the perilous fight
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38Were so gallantly streaming
01:06:42And the rocket's red glare
01:06:47The bombs bursting in air
01:06:52Gave proof through the night
01:06:57That our flag was still there
01:07:02Oh say
01:07:05Does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:07:15O'er the land of the free
01:07:20And the home of the brave
01:07:40Give it up for Mia
01:07:42This is going to be your new prom queen
01:07:47See
01:07:48Everyone loves you, Mia
01:08:06If you want to win
01:08:07You've got to give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah
01:08:10Plus I like kissing you
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing that I
01:08:15I just thought I'm really
01:08:22Shit, that's my dad
01:08:27What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games
01:08:29What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey
01:08:32Connor, you're going to be fine
01:08:36This is the big game
01:08:38Yeah
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about
01:08:41Hey, look at me
01:08:43I already know what happens
01:08:44Remember?
01:08:46Listen
01:08:47In the last moment
01:08:49Take that three-pointer
01:08:50It'll seem impossible
01:08:52But
01:08:53Trust me
01:08:57I trust you
01:09:01And here we go everyone
01:09:02The big championship game
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions
01:09:05Versus the Falcons
01:09:06For the big one
01:09:07Here we go
01:09:08Ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09Let's begin
01:09:37And ten seconds left
01:09:39Home team is down
01:09:40Two points
01:09:41And Connor Oliver
01:09:42Has the ball
01:09:48He's going to risk it all
01:09:49On the three-pointer
01:10:00And there he goes
01:10:04Yes, he scores
01:10:06The Fairfield Lions
01:10:0849-48
01:10:09And they win the game
01:10:21Let's go
01:10:23First
01:10:24An A
01:10:25And now
01:10:25This
01:10:28Expect me
01:10:29At all
01:10:30Your college games
01:10:31Con
01:10:32Really?
01:10:33Really
01:10:35Sorry
01:10:36For missing out on this
01:10:39And on you
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan
01:10:48Who feels the same
01:10:50Congratulations
01:10:55You were right about everything
01:10:58Oh
01:11:00Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pipply mouth
01:11:03We either isn't going to steal
01:11:04Con Con
01:11:04And my crown
01:11:07We will take him down
01:11:09We'll dance
01:11:09For good
01:11:10I'm one because of you
01:11:12No, not only one
01:11:13Because of you
01:11:15I just gave you
01:11:16A little hint
01:11:17But I do accept
01:11:19Payment
01:11:19And kisses
01:11:23I could do a lot better
01:11:35Than that
01:11:35Wait
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush
01:11:40The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia
01:11:44It always has been
01:11:50Holy sick
01:11:51It's you, Mia
01:11:52It's you, Mia
01:12:01It's you, Mia
01:12:10It's you, Mia
01:12:10It's you, Mia
01:12:11It's you, Mia
01:12:11It's you, Mia
01:12:11It's you, Mia
01:12:12It's you, Mia
01:12:12It's you, Mia
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:15And what about Valentine's Day?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:29That's stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53So hot.
01:13:57Okay, so.
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:14:10Mia Watkins.
01:14:13Will you...
01:14:20Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:29And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:40Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:47I am going to give you
01:14:48the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to bake at the game.
01:15:03Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06I don't know.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:14I know she won't because
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say it again.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:29I...
01:15:33I'm from
01:15:35the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:48Are you like totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to like call my parents
01:15:51or the cops
01:15:51or
01:15:53an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy
01:15:57and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future,
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, okay.
01:16:10There'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12How does Lost end?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:16:15Okay.
01:16:16Um, they got off the island
01:16:18and Lance does come out
01:16:19and they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life,
01:16:29actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:33No.
01:16:35I'm in.
01:16:37But before we close the hellmouth,
01:16:40that is Jess.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully I'll love you.
01:17:30Welcome, students,
01:17:32to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left
01:17:43to vote for this year's
01:17:44Prom King
01:17:45and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:51Ready to go back
01:17:52to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy
01:17:55after I live?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:13You look so great.
01:18:15Laugh is definitely not your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance
01:18:20to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26Jessica, I don't...
01:18:27I want Mia.
01:18:29Ugh!
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag
01:18:35when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Concon, think about your future.
01:18:44My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself
01:18:51and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:55You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before,
01:19:04but open it.
01:19:13Jess,
01:19:15hey, don't do what you're planning
01:19:18to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future
01:19:22if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything
01:19:31other than winning.
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:43I tried.
01:19:46Principal Davis,
01:19:47there are kids doing drugs
01:19:48in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know,
01:19:54but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry,
01:19:57they are dying.
01:19:59I'm not going to do it.
01:20:03I'm not going to do it.
01:20:03I'm not going to do it.
01:20:19Everyone,
01:20:20it is time to count the votes
01:20:22for this year's Prom Queen.
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists
01:20:28To the stage, Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:20:55Connor?
01:21:01While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:31I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:43I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits.
01:21:57The outcasts.
01:21:59Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20It looks like we have a winner.
01:22:27And your 2006 prom queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:22:45I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, it's okay.
01:22:48This is your moment.
01:22:49You earned it.
01:22:54I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, king.
01:23:02It's for the yearbook.
01:23:07You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believe to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:38Mia, Mia, Mia Watkins.
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47These are fake.
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No, no.
01:23:55Actually, Jessica lied.
01:23:58Bribed and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia.
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:06It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:11Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25They actually voted for me.
01:24:27I never doubted them.
01:24:30Or you.
01:24:39High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:45The crown is fine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No, no, it was Mia!
01:25:23She, she knows things.
01:25:25She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:34No!
01:25:35No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43That's something Mia, help me.
01:25:45Go get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:26:03No, I can't take that!
01:26:05Yes, I want you to.
01:26:08Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:13A little time-traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Yeah, hey, yeah.
01:26:36You okay?
01:26:38I'm okay.
01:26:39Whatever.
01:26:48You tripped and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yeah.
01:26:57Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:00Hmm?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember, she got arrested at prom?
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:13Whoa.
01:27:16Everything that happens in your year came true.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:29You know, Watkins,
01:27:31since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:27:35I loved you.
01:27:37You were
01:27:38the cutest
01:27:39glasses-wearing
01:27:41nerd I ever met.
01:27:43Ha ha.
01:27:47And from our wild study sessions
01:27:49to
01:27:50winning prom king and queen
01:27:52senior year,
01:27:54to taking on the whole world,
01:27:56I
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:27:59to be my partner.
01:28:02Ha ha.
01:28:03Ha ha.
01:28:04You're Watkins.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:10Hurry up and say yes,
01:28:12I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:13Ha ha.
01:28:15Ha ha.
01:28:16Ha ha.
01:28:16Ha ha.
01:28:16Ha ha.
01:28:17Ha ha.
01:28:18Ha ha.
01:28:18Ha ha.
01:28:19Ha ha.
01:28:23Ha ha.
01:28:24Ha ha.
01:28:24Ha ha.
01:28:26Ha ha ha.
01:28:29Ha ha ha.
01:28:30Ha ha.
01:28:31Ha ha.
01:28:32Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:34Ha ha.
01:28:35Not in a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:28:42I always knew.
01:29:09I always knew.
01:29:12Gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one knows it, baby