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00:02Do you feel a bit rusty, Romance?
00:03Yes, very rusty.
00:05Definitely need a WD for our day.
00:08I need some help.
00:09It's hard out there.
00:11I am very single at the moment.
00:14I've ran out of swipes.
00:15I've completed Tinder.
00:18In the heart of Britain's most romantic city.
00:21Hello.
00:22Fred and his team.
00:24This is Captain Fur Potato.
00:26Our matching hopeful singletons.
00:28We're getting married, Merlin.
00:30In a place where love is always on the menu.
00:34I've got a bit in your finger.
00:35You didn't go that far down the street.
00:39These daters.
00:40He probably thinks I'm having a poo or something.
00:42Are searching for the one.
00:48Would you chase me around the bedroom?
00:49Absolutely.
00:50Get your coat.
00:51I'm in.
00:52For some, stepping into the unknown.
00:56Can lead to surprising sparks.
00:59I work in the adult industry.
01:01Do you have an office for that?
01:02I have a dungeon.
01:04But finding a connection.
01:06A love story is about to begin.
01:09Shut up.
01:10Isn't always easy.
01:12Please tell me you actually last longer than three minutes.
01:18Help me.
01:20In the end.
01:21Hi.
01:22It comes down to one.
01:24Nice to see them.
01:24You did.
01:25Big question.
01:27Would you guys like to see each other again?
01:30This isn't at all awkward, is it?
01:32This is the First Dates restaurant.
01:43You have to have an open mind when you're dating.
01:45I'm a dominatrix.
01:46Interesting.
01:48You have to be open to different people.
01:51Spanking.
01:52Bondage tying.
01:53Where do I sign up now?
01:55People that might spark interests in you that you didn't know about.
01:59I'm half of a hip hop doing.
02:00Right?
02:01They end up in their 40s.
02:04I've always found the people that surprised me were the ones that I'd actually like.
02:08A millionaireess means a maniac.
02:10That's what I want.
02:10Close.
02:11Jolly close.
02:17Hello.
02:20Ready to prove she's full of surprises and hoping for sparks is engineer Ellie.
02:26My day-to-day job consists of a lot of grinding.
02:30When I say grinding, I mean angle grinding.
02:36I'm the only woman in my company that I work for.
02:39But just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't get a forklift license.
02:42You do have to mark your territory.
02:44How are you, Ellie?
02:45I'm good.
02:46Nice to meet you.
02:47Nice to meet you.
02:48Are you ready?
02:49I'm so ready.
02:50Come with me.
02:51Sometimes I speak before I think.
02:53Being blunt can sometimes annoy the guy that I've dated.
02:57A lot of my thoughts will be quite brutally honest.
03:02Have you been on many dates?
03:04Quite a few, yes.
03:05Maybe too many.
03:07They've mainly been dating apps.
03:08But that's obviously not worked yet.
03:10Not working?
03:11No.
03:11But that's okay.
03:12That's why we're here.
03:13And what are you looking for tonight?
03:15Someone that's a bit fun, that wants to have a laugh, a good time.
03:19I would like someone who's confident and also someone who's slightly willing to embarrass themselves.
03:25Should I get you a drink?
03:26You want something?
03:26Yeah, I'll have a look at the menu, please.
03:29Someone who doesn't care so much about what other people think.
03:35Not afraid to cause a reaction is nuclear project manager, Callum.
03:41When I meet people and I tell them my job, they tend to think, God, he's Thomas Simpson.
03:46I've been told I look like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit a few times as well, which is, again, not
03:51a compliment, is it?
03:52I grew up being a proper nerdy kid.
03:55He used to love dinosaurs and Pokémon and all that sort of stuff.
03:58I think nerdy people are just generally kind.
04:02Hello.
04:02Confident young man.
04:03Feeling confident, feeling good.
04:05You are. How are you? Nice to meet you, Callum.
04:06How are you doing?
04:08I don't think there's any shame in being a bit geeky.
04:10I think it's something you should cherish, to be honest.
04:16Your date has arrived.
04:17Oh, lovely.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Should I take you through?
04:19Yes, please.
04:20Get the menu.
04:21I'm looking for somebody who's quite adventurous, a little bit nerdy.
04:24It's actually popping.
04:26Here we go.
04:27Hello.
04:28I'm Ellie.
04:28Callum.
04:28Nice to meet you.
04:29Nice to meet you.
04:29You look lovely.
04:31Oh, thanks.
04:32It's a pleasure.
04:33You all right?
04:34Yeah, I'm good.
04:34How are you?
04:35I'm good.
04:35How are you feeling?
04:36I'm nervous, I'll be honest.
04:38Me too.
04:39You look great.
04:40Do you want some water?
04:42I'll do that.
04:43Don't worry.
04:45If I can even pour it properly.
04:46It's just spill all over the floor.
04:47Yeah.
04:49What do you do?
04:50I do engineering.
04:51No way.
04:52Oh, you used to be an engineer.
04:53No way.
04:54What did you do?
04:54I was civil.
04:56I used to work in nuclear and stuff.
04:57That's cool.
04:58I really wanted to go into nuclear.
04:59No.
04:59I didn't go into nuclear.
05:02So what do you do now?
05:03I'm a project manager.
05:04I've actually been thinking about doing more project management stuff.
05:06I feel like that's the path for engineers though, isn't it?
05:08I feel like once you get like, I was going to say big enough, that sounds really cocky.
05:11No, like, was he good enough?
05:14I am kind of a big deal, okay?
05:15Are you?
05:16No.
05:18Cheers.
05:19It's water.
05:20I was like, that's the ick already, isn't it?
05:28So kitsch.
05:29Love it, boss.
05:30Shall I get you something to drink?
05:32I would love something to drink.
05:33What would you like?
05:33A French martini.
05:35I think the French martini, it comes in a coupe glass based on Marie Antoinette's breast.
05:39That's right.
05:40Thank you so much, Fred.
05:44Bookworm-turned-author Becky is ready to turn her fiction fantasies into hard backs.
05:53We stumble upstairs and into the bedroom.
05:55His experience is evident and I'm pleased.
05:58I like a man who knows what he's doing.
06:00Look what I've got for you, Becky.
06:03A French martini, is it?
06:06Yeah.
06:06Get excited, get excited.
06:08Thank you very much, thank you.
06:09I once did it six times in an hour, he says.
06:12Oh, nice.
06:14Ka-ching, I say.
06:15How lucky am I?
06:17So tell me, what are you expecting from today?
06:19Oh, I'm expecting something exciting, a bit of an adventure.
06:23Well, this is going to be an adventure.
06:24It will be an adventure.
06:26The whole of online dating is one big contradiction.
06:30I've been chatting to a man online and he told me that I wasn't his type, but the next
06:36day he sent me a dick pic.
06:39What about sexual chemistry?
06:41Is it important for you?
06:42Hugely important.
06:43Is it?
06:43You might not want to necessarily rip their clothes off, but, you know, just undo a few buttons.
06:48Looking for someone who's upstanding, full of integrity and treats a woman right, but at the
06:55same time it's got a naughty side and he will do all kind of spontaneous naughty things.
07:03Would it be really important that she was a good kisser?
07:05I guess it would.
07:06Yes, I guess that's what I, that's the message, isn't it?
07:09Becky's date is retired English teacher turned poet.
07:13Paul, can it sweet words steal Becky's beating heart?
07:18Love feels like a warmish volcano going off inside.
07:25This huge feeling just comes out of nowhere.
07:27Oh my God, that's what it's all about.
07:31How are you?
07:32I'm good, bonjour.
07:34Nice to meet you, bonjour.
07:34Are you excited about today?
07:36Yeah, I've only recently sort of started dating.
07:39Now's the time to start looking for that person I should really be with.
07:43Right.
07:43It's been so long, really.
07:45Hope springs eternal.
07:46What's important for you?
07:48I like cultural things.
07:49I like the arts and theatre and music and all that sort of thing.
07:52So do you write or...?
07:54I do write, yes.
07:56My time should probably be creative.
07:58I took quite a light long here, really.
08:00Come with me.
08:02Mouth shape.
08:03I suppose it's kissability.
08:05Here we are.
08:06Hello.
08:06Hello.
08:07Hello.
08:07Lovely to meet you.
08:08I'm Becky.
08:09Hi.
08:09How do you do?
08:10Welcome.
08:13Thanks, Fred.
08:13Enjoy your date.
08:15That's for you.
08:17Oh, how lovely.
08:19Oh, that's very kind of you.
08:21It's a forget-me-not to symbolise fresh starts and new beginnings, that sort of thing.
08:26Oh, I love spring flowers, just everything blossoming, it's just really, really nice.
08:31So what did you do, Fred?
08:32Well, I was a lecturer for many years in drama and then I took early retirement and now I'm
08:39a writer.
08:40Well, I'm the same.
08:40I'm a writer and I was a teacher for many years of English language and literature.
08:45Right.
08:46But since I've retired, I'm in London.
08:47Okay.
08:48I'm in the British Library at the moment researching.
08:50One of my favourite places.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yes.
08:57Are you ready?
08:58Hello.
08:59I will put this in the middle.
09:01That looks very nice.
09:02All good?
09:03All good.
09:04You're welcome.
09:07Right, are there any, um, like, turn-offs you have or red flags, I guess?
09:13I don't know about turn-offs, but I kind of, like, I know what I want.
09:15What do you want?
09:16I want someone who's, like, nice and I want someone who's, like, fun.
09:20Yeah.
09:20Because I feel like I've been, like, severely lacking in things in the past.
09:24Really?
09:24Um, I had, like, a very rough year last year, obviously, so.
09:27Why was it rough?
09:28Me and my partner split up just before Christmas because I was, like, cheated on pretty badly.
09:33Oh, no!
09:34It was on and off for, like, a few years, so every time it was off was because of cheating.
09:40That relationship was the only time I felt in love with somebody.
09:45It kind of feels like all fairy tales and magic and all that sort of stuff when you're in it,
09:48but then you kind of don't realise how much you lose yourself sometimes.
09:53That's painful.
09:55Yeah, I've not had the, like, best dating history.
09:58Like, everything that I liked about myself, she didn't.
10:01If I'd reach for her hand in public, she'd yank it away.
10:04It was almost like I felt she was a bit ashamed of me.
10:07And that kind of beats you down after a little while.
10:10I want to change that. I want to break the cycle.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Because, like, I feel like when relationships go sour, like, the fun just leaves.
10:16Yeah.
10:17It's only when your friends step in and say,
10:19you're a bit of a shell of yourself, that you kind of realise how far you've slipped.
10:23They say, that's not normal in relationships, or you seem really shy all of a sudden,
10:27or really nervous, and then you kind of think,
10:31why am I feeling this way?
10:32You kind of just look back at it and you realise, like,
10:34you were just not meant to be together.
10:35That's horrible.
10:37I wanted to take time away just to fully recover.
10:41I didn't want to take any dramas from my last relationship into a new one.
10:45I feel really good. I feel really good, like,
10:48no, I want to do, like, this stuff this year, like,
10:51buy a place and travel a bit more and stuff like that.
10:53That's good. Would you want to get married one day?
10:55Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
10:56I do. Do you?
10:57Yeah, one day.
10:58One day. I'm not saying right now.
11:02Do you want kids?
11:02One day.
11:04Yeah, I do.
11:05I'm, like, I don't know.
11:06I don't know if I should say this.
11:09I get, like, I don't know, well-broody at the moment.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Well, cos, like, I've seen my mates, like, having kids and stuff.
11:15And it's just, like, so cute.
11:16It's like, they've got a whole family thing together.
11:18Yeah, it's kind of cute.
11:19I always, like, said to myself, like, when I left uni, like,
11:21oh, I'll get married and have a kid before 30.
11:23I'm, like, got to get fucking cracking.
11:26You know, like...
11:27We're running out of time here, like, I know.
11:52We're running out of time.
11:58We're running out of time.
12:02It's like a pre-planned love poem.
12:04How cute is that?
12:06That's really sweet.
12:07Yeah, loved.
12:07I think I'd absolutely love that.
12:09I would die for that.
12:10I'd like to know that someone's thought about me before they've even met me.
12:12Yeah.
12:13He's not even met her yet, and he's writing her a poem.
12:15Actions.
12:16It's...
12:17This is why I don't do food on dates.
12:18No, it's a bit awkward, isn't it?
12:20Yeah.
12:20How have you found, like, dating since uni, then?
12:22It's more difficult to, like, meet people when you're not at uni.
12:27Yeah.
12:28So you have to kind of, like, rely on the dating apps.
12:30But then, obviously, like...
12:31They're shit.
12:32They're awful.
12:33I've been on quite a few dates, actually, last year, just because I was like, wow.
12:36Right, no, no, no, I'm joking.
12:39It was just so easy to do, like, them so often, you know what I mean?
12:44Too much choice.
12:44But then, yeah.
12:45My nana was just like, you've got to kiss a few frogs before you meet a princess.
12:49But, obviously, it didn't work out with anyone.
12:52I would say I'm really sorry it didn't work out, but I'm not.
12:55You're very attractive.
12:57Right, so there you go.
12:58Look at you like...
12:58Thanks.
13:01And now you say something nice about me.
13:02No, no, I'm joking.
13:03You're also very attractive.
13:06How old are you, by the way?
13:07I'm 29.
13:0829?
13:09How old are you?
13:10It's hard.
13:10I would say guess, but I feel like I don't really want to make a guess.
13:13I'm awful at this.
13:15Go on.
13:1525?
13:16Yeah, 25 in a couple of weeks.
13:18Oh, no, wait.
13:18You must have graduated, what, like, a week ago?
13:20And in that case, or...?
13:21Last year.
13:22Wow.
13:22Age gap, no.
13:24Yeah, I probably start a junior when you finish.
13:26Don't say that.
13:30The majority of 25-year-olds have so many options, but also it's a bit terrifying.
13:35I could settle down and get a job.
13:37I could go back to uni.
13:38I could take a year off.
13:39I could travel the world.
13:41I don't know.
13:41I could literally do anything, and I think that is so scary.
13:45I'm having, like, a quarter-life crisis.
13:47It's like, what do I do?
13:48Which way do I go?
13:49What's, like, number one at the moment?
13:51Right now, I think it's good to have a job.
13:54A child?
13:55A job.
13:56Oh, right.
13:56Not a child.
13:57Right.
13:58No time soon.
13:59No, that wasn't, like, a panic look at it.
14:00It's all right.
14:00I was just, like, trying to hear.
14:01Panic for me.
14:01A what-let.
14:02Dating in your mid-20s is really strange, because so many people are at different points in their
14:08life that they're the same age. People could do anything at this point in time. They could get
14:13married, they could have babies, or they could just have a date. It's tricky.
14:17I feel like I'm, like, approaching a bit of a, like, mid-life crisis. What do I want to do
14:22with
14:22my life? I was, like, I'd love to, like, I don't know, open a CAF, I think, and just, like,
14:26have a little quiet life.
14:27Really? Nice.
14:29Right now, I want to have fun in my life. I'm not at the stage where I really want to
14:35settle down.
14:36I would like to have adventures with someone. Life is so short, and why not have fun?
14:43I think I would like to do a ski season. I like climbing.
14:46I'll say. Do you?
14:48I've done it, but, like, when I lived in Bristol, I'm scared of heights, so...
14:50Oh, God, you don't like heights!
14:52I'll try anything once, honestly. I tried CrossFit, to try and, like, make friends last summer.
14:58How do you make friends as an adult?
14:59Yeah, no, listen, how do you make friends as an adult?
15:01Do you ever go on, like, nights out, anymore?
15:03Ever.
15:06No, I'm just staying in knit.
15:08OK.
15:09Yeah. I still have nights out.
15:14Hello, you wonderful people. How's it going?
15:16My name's Kyle. You look a good gentleman.
15:18Very natterly dressed.
15:20Yeah, he does. Do you know what you wanted to drink at all?
15:23Um, I would like wine, I think.
15:24Yeah? A white wine?
15:26Yes, that sounds good.
15:26Awesome.
15:27Thank you very much.
15:27All good.
15:28So, what did you write?
15:30I wrote, last year, a cultural memoir, which was about the effects of technology on relationships
15:37between men and women, and how the whole, kind of, scene has completely changed.
15:41OK.
15:41And that all came out of a very bad situation I was in with an ex.
15:48When I separated from my ex, it was a very, very dark time. I needed a period of time for
15:57my heart
15:57to mend again, because it was broken, definitely. What I thought was there was no longer there,
16:04so I had to reshape my future. About nine months or so after we separated, that's when I thought,
16:11now's the time to start looking around, so that's when I started online dating, which led me into a
16:17lot of adventures. That's really what my book was all about. It was great fun for a number of years.
16:22I met lots of different men, had my heart broken a bit, made quite a lot of bad decisions along
16:29the way.
16:31You know, toy boy situation, I've had a phase of toy boys. Ah, the toy boys.
16:38I found there were a lot of younger men approaching me, which came as a huge surprise.
16:43It was a boost to the confidence, but also at the same time, I was thinking,
16:46what the hell are you doing? This is not good. I'd had enough of that now. You know,
16:51I wanted to meet people in real life, rather than, rather than toy boys online. Yes.
16:57I'm looking for both love and lust. To me, they coexist. I want that companionship,
17:03I want that connection, because that's important to me. It's interesting that you can have so much
17:11chemistry zinging off the screen, but when you actually meet in real life, there's absolutely
17:15nothing there. Yeah. Yeah. Toy boys.
17:24I did see online, there are aphrodite bitters. Yes. It's kind of like bitters of love. Yes. So I
17:31think we should be putting a few dashes of that in every cocktail. Every single drink. Seriously,
17:35these are cocktails, man. You cannot claim any health benefit from a cocktail. I beg to differ.
17:40I don't. It gives you happiness. I know. Yeah. Whiskey makes you frisky.
17:43Cider makes you a good rider. Rum will make you... I'm going to leave you guys to it,
17:48man. I'm not part of this. Okay. What other ones can we come up with?
17:5334-year-old John is a disco DJ. He knows how to get the party started, but his love life
17:59seems somewhat off track. You must get women throwing themselves at you. Nah. This is a misconception.
18:07I don't know what fat boys limb does. It's not true. I'd like to know what the trick is,
18:13because I haven't found it yet. My outfit is inspired by a certain Chandler being
18:21eventually Chandler got right, so I'd like to think my story would be a similar ending,
18:26I'd hope. I'm looking for my moniker, yes. Look at that suit. Lovely. Thank you very much. Nice
18:31to meet you, John. Yeah, pleasure. You go on many dates? I try. You try? I've... Yeah,
18:37I'm experienced. You're experienced, although I'm here now, so it's fine. Last chance saloon,
18:42here I am. I am quite picky. All right, let's go. How do you approach girls? I don't.
18:50Take a seat, mate. Thank you. Then he will fix you up. It's that awful fear of rejection. Maybe I
18:55go to, like, dating school where they, you know, teach you to be fearless. So, tell me a bit about
19:00who you're looking for. A brunette, like a slim figure and everything. Maya Jammer vibes. Okay.
19:06That's my vibe. That's your vibe. But whether I'm their vibe, I don't know, so that's why I'm here.
19:11Warm, funny, outgoing, smiles at me in that way that any other girl smiles at their boyfriend.
19:19That's the aim of the game, isn't it? It's not hard, is it? With a smile that could save the
19:26planet,
19:27environmental campaigner Susha is looking for someone to burst her bubble. Bubbles are just
19:32whimsical goodness. Because if a guy can't appreciate bubbles, then we're not on the same level of whimsy.
19:40I feel like people meet me and they think that I'm, like, really, like, overly sweet and cute and,
19:47like, they're just like, oh, you want to save the world? My life is, like, full. It's an open book
19:53waiting for someone to walk into. I'm looking for, at the risk of being too ambitious, the love of my
19:59life. Good to meet you, Susha. I'm so excited. The date is here. Okay. He's at the bar.
20:08My type is someone who is funny, first and foremost. Dark eyes, dark hair. We love a beard.
20:16I love just the moustache too. Hi. Hi. How are you? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
20:22Nice to meet you. Oh, sorry. You're right. What's your name? I'm Susha. Susha.
20:26Like sushi, but Susha. Susha. And you? John. John, nice to meet you. Pleasure.
20:31What can we get you to drink? A blooming lovely. So where are you from? I'm from London. What about
20:36you?
20:36Ah, I live in Homerton. Oh, easy. I live in Whitechapel, so really close. Nice.
20:41What do you do? I work for an environmental charity. Cool. Yeah, doing their, like, digital
20:47comms and social bits. Oh, nice. That's nice. What about you? By day, I work for the counsellor,
20:53doing their video stuff, like community hero content. Oh, love. I may be working on, like,
20:59a new social content stream at the moment that is literally trying to do, like, community hero stories.
21:06Heroes need to be heard. I see why I've been matched. Yeah. Well, cheers. Cheers. Thank you.
21:11Cheers. I can't first. Sorry.
21:17The other day, I had some Watsits, and I was having them with chopsticks. You're so cultured.
21:22I love Chinese restaurants. I love an Indian. Chinese, not Italian. My dad's parents, like,
21:28immigrated from Italy to America. Oh, no way? Yeah. I kind of, like, fixate on stuff,
21:32and I was, like, really fixated on the American election. Really? It's just baffled. It's crazy,
21:37isn't it? Yeah. It's actually... Who says romance is dead? We're talking about politics. Yeah,
21:41I know. Like, I'm really showing my age now, like... Yeah. Thank you so much about my stocks and
21:47shares I saw I'm about to open. Oh, fuck, I'll do. Tell me all about that. I'm looking to invest.
21:54What's the, like, weirdest thing that's put you off somebody? Oh, I took someone on a date. Yeah.
21:58And we went cold water swimming, because I was like, that's fun. I got in, and then he just
22:04could not get in. He was like, why does anyone do this for fun? And I was like, because it's
22:08fun. I
22:09don't know. I do that. Do you? Yeah, I do that. Yeah. I do, like, rivers and stuff. There's a
22:14quarry
22:14near me that I do. I love it. I think it's great. Cold water swimming is something that, like,
22:18older women always do. Are you older than you say you are? Maybe. Secretly.
22:22But it's a bit of a thrill, isn't it? Yeah. I like to think it was a vibe, but I
22:29can get it wrong.
22:31So, I don't want to get my hopes up. I have won by the bill. I'm going to leave it
22:36here. Thank you.
22:37Should we split it, then? I'm happy to take it. I'm happy to split it. No, it's okay. I got
22:42it. Don't
22:52jokes and broke. No, I can't. I forgot all of my cards. I forgot all of my cards. What's
23:00happened? Can't even dine and dash for being recorded. Would you like to see each other again?
23:10I'd like to see you again. Yeah. I'd like to see you again, too. Oh, good. Cool.
23:18Good choice. Yeah, good choice. Have a good evening. Thank you. You too. Have some place
23:22fun, though? Hopefully. Okay. I think we got a similar sense of humor in that. It's both a
23:28little bit awkward and a little bit dry and strange. So I enjoy it. You're a little strange.
23:37This is nice, isn't it? So nice. So flowery.
23:42Yeah, I'd fancy you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I thought you were very attractive when I walked in.
23:49Thanks. I thought you were, too. Well, you are still. I know.
23:54Thanks for getting it as well. That's all right. You're a bit older than me. You've probably got a bit
23:58more savings for me.
24:09Eva, can you help me a second? Absolutely. Let's try.
24:14This is a moose bush, and they call it a mouth pleaser. It's got an aphrodisiac in it, apparently.
24:21I will try it. Chuck it all in once, apparently. Oh, gosh.
24:25Oh, he's gone for it. He's gone for it. He's gone for it. Nice, Paul.
24:29I'll take a few minutes to calm down after that one.
24:31It's a bit of a mouth pleaser, isn't it? It's amused your bush.
24:34It's amused my bush, yes. My bush has never been so amused.
24:40You were talking about the dates you've been on. I'm relatively new to this. Very inexperienced.
24:45Have you been separated? Divorced?
24:48My daughter's mother, I was with her for 30 years, but we never lived together. We were never married.
24:57We had a child, but it didn't work out. My mental health was in the doldrums for a long time.
25:03I got ill with depression. Clearly, that relationship could never work. So I've been in therapy trying to get over
25:10this.
25:11Oh, it must have been so difficult.
25:12It's years and years of it, yes. Thanks to the hard work of mental health services and myself,
25:18finally, I feel I've come to terms with what happened to me. I've understood it.
25:21And that makes me feel, you know, I could be, I could be a good partner for somebody now.
25:27It's only just in the last year, really, I felt it's a time for new beginnings, you know.
25:31Yeah. So I would like to spend it with someone, really.
25:36I do feel that I'm ready for a relationship. Here I am, hoping to find the one.
25:42Did you know immediately if you were attracted to somebody?
25:45You can tell if there's a spark. Usually I can tell, yeah.
25:49It's a spark. What is it I'm expecting to feel?
25:54Well, I think if you have to ask yourself, then there's no spark.
26:14Hey, how are you doing? Nice to meet you. How are you getting on? Are you all right?
26:18Horrible. Terrible. Yeah.
26:20Tell me about it.
26:21Having fun? Yeah.
26:24How are we doing with the menu? What are we thinking?
26:27I think we're going to go for sharing messe. Lovely. Thank you very much.
26:31Thank you. So, what do you like to do?
26:34I disco DJ. That's cool. How long have you been DJing?
26:38Um, ten years. We had a tenth. Oh, mad.
26:41Yeah, we had a, like, tenth birthday last year. In fact...
26:44If you're going... If you're about to pull up a fucking sticker, oh, my God!
26:49You're welcome. I have a sticker for you, too!
26:51Oh, my God, what is it? It's a climate sticker,
26:53so if you don't care about the climate, whipsy.
26:55We have to care about the climate. We must.
26:58That's cool. Well, it's not cool, but it is cool.
27:01That's like a melting? Yeah, the FDB melting. It's hot.
27:05That's cool. Oh, my God, I love. Thanks.
27:08Do you know what you're looking for at this point in your life?
27:10Well, I'm at that point in my life where everyone's getting married and having kids.
27:15And I am not. So, I'm kind of thinking, yeah, I need to seek that.
27:21Need to or want to? Yeah.
27:25When was the last relationship? 18 months.
27:27Like, she dances on a cruise ship.
27:31Mmm. Fun.
27:32I know. I was like, fucking holidays sorted then, lovely.
27:36So, like, met her in Birmingham. Fair work is my annual leave.
27:39Yeah. The way we met was in, like, a...
27:42Went to a Beatles tribute band.
27:44Love, you met in the wild. Yeah, I know. Weird.
27:47Like, obviously, she, like, being a dancer, she works her ways.
27:52So, you know, the plan was to go out and see her and then halfway and everything,
27:55so it's looked forward to. And, you know, I actually thought this was going to be something.
27:58And then... Mmm.
28:00I just got a call of, like, I need to tell you something.
28:04Oh, no.
28:06She was like, oh, I just, you know, slept with someone on the ship. And I was like...
28:15I don't wish that upon anyone. Just felt a bit empty, you know? You're kind of like, what now?
28:23She just wanted to walk back into my life.
28:26I need to rebuild the truck.
28:27There was no grovelling, which is not what I was there for, but also, like, come on.
28:32I do deserve better than that. Everyone deserves better than that.
28:35If I was to do that, I would be round her house, I would be with flowers.
28:39Yeah. I would be begging her.
28:41And there was none of that. So, I just thought, you're worth more than that, I think.
28:45Mmm.
28:46I told her it was, er... Not for me.
28:49We all want to be loved, and life is for sharing.
28:52And if you do that with a companion, that's the goal in life.
28:56I mean, it wasn't even that long, but it was one of them where I actually thought,
28:59okay, this could go somewhere.
29:00Yeah. So, it was...
29:02Do you think you were in love?
29:04Yeah.
29:11This is Andy, who, at the age of 72, is living life in the Bartholay,
29:17and getting revved up for romance.
29:22When I'm riding my motorbike, I feel really free. I can zip along at speed,
29:28just watch the world go by. It's just a great thing to do. I love it.
29:32You look like a man without a care in the world.
29:35Oh, I hope so.
29:35I like that.
29:36Okay, good.
29:37But you don't find women on the back of a motorbike.
29:39Tell me, why are you single?
29:41I've no idea. I wish I knew that. I've been single for five years, Fred.
29:44What about your friends and family? Do they introduce you to people?
29:47My family's all over the place. I've got a few friends around,
29:50but most people, you know, are married or in relationships.
29:53I hope I'm a little bit unconventional. Currently, my body wants to go to sleep,
29:57but my head is not letting me.
29:59Come with me. I'll take you to your table.
30:01Thank you, sir.
30:01What retirement means for me is scuba diving, parachuting,
30:06caving, all those sorts of things.
30:08We'll go this way.
30:10But I always feel it's better to be able to do that with your partner.
30:13Shall I get you a drink while you're waiting?
30:15Er...
30:15What would you like?
30:16Sauvignon Blanc would be really nice.
30:18All the way.
30:19I'd love to plan the future, you know,
30:22come up with a joint bucket list or something like that. That'd be nice.
30:26Somebody's got shared values, as adventurous in some degree. It's a bonus if they want to go on my motorbike.
30:36Ready to kickstart her love life is footballer Jan. But will Andy play ball?
30:42Taking up football at the age of 69 probably isn't what everybody does.
30:46Nice.
30:49I play central defence.
30:51And the men have put my little emoji as the chopper.
30:57They reckon I kick their ankles. They're just babies.
31:01You're looking amazing.
31:02Thank you. So do you.
31:04Thank you very much.
31:06A lot of people say a climate challenge.
31:08I've got a spirit of adventure.
31:11I don't worry about going to Spain and playing football with somebody I don't know.
31:15Why wouldn't you do that?
31:17Come with me.
31:19And I want someone with a bit of adventure and not routine.
31:23Oh, what a lovely table. Thank you.
31:25Oh, hello.
31:26Nice to meet you.
31:27Hi.
31:28I can't stand routine.
31:30I don't want to eat spaghetti bolognese every Monday.
31:33Enjoy your date. Have fun.
31:34Thank you. I will.
31:36Sorry, what's your name?
31:37Jan.
31:38Jane?
31:39Jan. J-A-N.
31:41Jan. Okay. Andy.
31:43Short for Janet, but I hate that name.
31:45Okay, well, I'm short for Andrew, so only my mum calls me Andrew.
31:50I absolutely hate the name Janet, so there you go.
31:53Okay. I'll try not to call you Janet then, Jan.
31:58I wear hearing aids.
31:59I can turn you off if I want, so be careful.
32:02Well, I hope that doesn't happen.
32:07So, what kind of cultural things do you like to do?
32:09Well, obviously, theatre a lot.
32:10Yeah, yeah.
32:11But I play saxophone, so I play on jazz band.
32:13Does that mean that you like jazz then?
32:15I do, yes.
32:16Yeah. I love blue notes from that period.
32:20Yeah, absolutely love that.
32:21They love it.
32:22Yeah, obviously, they've matched us because we've got a lot in common
32:25in terms of academic background, that sort of thing.
32:27Do I feel attracted to you?
32:29I think I do.
32:31You don't do flirting, do you?
32:32I don't. No, I have no idea.
32:34That's majorly important.
32:36Yes, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me.
32:39Yeah.
32:40No, can you learn it?
32:44I feel like I'm a teenager.
32:45I've never done this, you know, and I'm nearly 70.
32:48You know, I'm starting again at this stage of life.
32:52I think it's about putting out feelers to sound out another person,
32:59but also to let them know how you feel, that you are interested in them.
33:04And it's not just, you know, two friends meeting for lunch or something like that.
33:08So it's also showing the other person that you're interested in them.
33:13We had a lot in common, but that's as far as it went.
33:18I can play you visual commons.
33:20I like your hair and all that sort of thing, and that's all true.
33:22I do feel that.
33:24I feel like my hair.
33:25Yes, I do like your hair.
33:29We seem to be on different parts of our dating journey.
33:31I like something that's a lot more flirty and sexy, and I didn't get any of that.
33:37Do you feel that you're cut off emotionally?
33:40Yes, I think I've lived in a sort of desert for a very long time.
33:43It sounds like it, yeah.
33:44I'm not quite sure how to connect properly.
33:46Yeah.
33:51I feel a bit like Paul in Wonderland, you know.
33:54Yeah.
33:54A bit out of my depth, because I've so little experience of it.
33:58Yeah, yeah.
33:59You're trembling on the verge of something new.
34:02Yeah.
34:04Would you like to see Tupper again?
34:08Well, Paul, I think you're a lovely guy. Thank you so much for the Forget Me Nots.
34:12And thank you so much for the poem. I thought the poem was fantastic. You're so talented.
34:17But for me, no, there won't be another date, I'm afraid.
34:21No, I agree. We had a good time. I really enjoyed your company. I think you're very interesting.
34:25And we obviously share a lot in terms of our kind of backgrounds and so on. But I think we
34:30agreed we're not a dating couple.
34:33No.
34:34Thank you so much.
34:37Have a lovely evening.
34:38Thank you. Bye.
34:40I've just been told how to date by the headmistress, and surely it's not a headmistress job to tell you
34:45how to date.
34:47She was very nice though, and she did it very nicely. I mean, she's a good headmistress, I think.
34:52I hope everything goes well for you.
34:54And for you.
34:55And thank you so much for everything, and for paying for the meal.
34:59Thank you, Paul.
35:00Bye.
35:13There's a great line in Friends where Ross says to Phoebe, I think it is, when you go on a
35:21date, just do little bits of crazy.
35:24Don't give him it all in one go.
35:25All the crazy it was.
35:26So I started playing football.
35:28You played football?
35:30I know, it's insane.
35:32Well, I wasn't expecting that.
35:33I know.
35:34I go to Spain to play in tournaments.
35:37Wow.
35:37What a little bit of crazy do I do?
35:39I play in a samba band.
35:41Brilliant.
35:42What instrument?
35:43I play a timba.
35:44OK.
35:45Which is a hand drum.
35:46And the other one, I play the big surdos, big drums with sticks.
35:50Yes.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52So how did you get into that?
35:53I'm absolutely useless at anything else, really.
35:55I can't.
35:56It's better than sitting at home watching daytime TV.
36:00I like to be looking and seeing and touching.
36:02Yes.
36:03Feeling and smelling things, you know.
36:05Oh, this is really nice.
36:06I'm so relaxed.
36:08Yeah, absolutely.
36:11I love a man that has a special talent.
36:14I did want to actually show you something.
36:15Oh.
36:16I've actually brought it with me.
36:17Go on.
36:18I think it's here.
36:19So, um, this is Diablo.
36:22Has this ever helped you, Paul?
36:24Um, so I don't think it's helped me, no.
36:26Keeping you.
36:27Keeping you.
36:32How do you know when you're in love?
36:34How do you know?
36:35Yeah, how do you know when you're in love?
36:41Asking for a friend.
36:42Oh.
36:43Of course.
36:45In the way that I've been dating in the past, like, two years,
36:48I've loved a lot of things about a lot of people.
36:50I don't think I've been in love.
36:51Oh.
36:53My mom, she's the role model for love that I have.
36:58She's truly taught me, like, the meaning of unconditional love.
37:01She had two young kids, but, like, she's done so much to help me.
37:07Dating energy comes in waves, right?
37:08Like, sometimes you'll be up for it, sometimes you're swiping,
37:11sometimes you're like, I hate this.
37:12And now I'm looking for a husband.
37:18I have not introduced anybody to my mom,
37:21because nobody has been marriage potential.
37:26What I actually want is, like, a lifelong partnership
37:30based off of love and commitment and connection and family
37:34and all that good stuff.
37:35That's what's important to me.
37:38So, have you been dating a lot recently?
37:42Um...
37:43Please.
37:44No, I'm just trying to think, like, is it the...
37:46Oh, sorry, I was talking to the thing.
37:49It wouldn't stay on my phone.
37:49Oh, you talk to your food now? Good Lord.
37:52I talk to everything.
37:55Please, tell me the answer.
37:58Do you talk to yourself when you're alone?
38:02I talk to myself, like, non-stop.
38:04Do you have a voice in your head?
38:06Not do you hear voices.
38:07Do you have a voice in your head?
38:08Where are we?
38:12See, that's when you talk to your potato.
38:14That's a good time to have a word with it.
38:17Do I have voices in my head now?
38:19You don't.
38:21No, you don't.
38:22Mad.
38:23Yeah, see, I only found out, like, two years ago
38:25that not everybody has a voice in their head.
38:30And it seems like you just found out now that people do.
38:44How's it going?
38:45It's going pretty good.
38:46All right.
38:47You know what you remind me of?
38:49You've seen this series on TV called One Day.
38:51And there is this...
38:52Yes.
38:53I love One Day.
38:54Well, you remind me of this couple in the series.
38:58Oh?
38:58Have you...
39:00You spat on Fred!
39:01Sorry.
39:04Wipe yourself down, please.
39:05Oh, no worries, fine.
39:08OK, go on. How many times have you been married?
39:10Married once.
39:11Oh, OK.
39:12I was married very young.
39:13I've got two kids, a boy and a girl.
39:15And then we got divorced after 12, 13 years, something right there.
39:20So have you been married, or...?
39:22Married twice.
39:23OK.
39:23Like you, married very young.
39:26It lasted 13 years.
39:28OK.
39:28But the second time, it was short, short and sweet, really.
39:32OK.
39:32Silly, really.
39:33I was pregnant, so we got married.
39:36Getting divorced was probably the best thing for me,
39:39because it gave me the impetus to do all sorts of amazing things.
39:44The whole experience was, at the time, painful,
39:47but ended up being the right thing.
39:50I made the decision, really, to concentrate on a career and the children.
39:55So I took a one-year-old and a seven-year-old
39:59and relocated to America, because I had that opportunity.
40:03What was your job?
40:04Sales research, really. It was a complicated business.
40:07I lived in America for 25-plus years and brought up two boys, so...
40:13Well done.
40:13It was wonderful, actually.
40:16I've never seen myself as a brave person.
40:18I think you just take some risks.
40:22Just having a great time, I'm sure.
40:25Yeah, they did, they did.
40:26If it makes you nervous, it's worth doing.
40:30Hello there. We have a sirloin steak for you.
40:35See you back, sweetie.
40:35Thank you very much.
40:36That looks lovely.
40:38Enjoy.
40:39So how old are your boys now, then?
40:41One is in his early 30s, one is in his late 20s.
40:47Now both of them are happily married, have their own homes, and are settled.
40:53And now you think, well, actually, I don't need to be a mum anymore,
40:56because they're fine.
40:59Now I have to plan the next bit of my life.
41:03I am fine on my own for long periods of time.
41:07It doesn't bother me.
41:09No.
41:09But the one time I have felt really lonely
41:13is when you go to, like, a family function.
41:16I'm doing.
41:17And everybody's, and you're fine when you're there,
41:20but then at the end, everybody leaves in their couples and gets in their car,
41:25and you think, I'm on my own again.
41:29Yeah.
41:37Tell me, do you know what your attachment style is?
41:43Anxious, secure, or avoidant?
41:45I don't know.
41:47If you have an anxious attachment style, you might be looking for more communication
41:51in relation to, like, figuring out what a relationship is.
41:55And if you have an avoidant style, you run away from conflict.
42:00Yeah, I don't know.
42:01I haven't really looked into that.
42:04Well, like, I could learn a lot.
42:08Do you want to see each other, OK?
42:12Do you want to go first, or shall I?
42:14If you want.
42:17I'd be very happy to see you again.
42:21I, I, I don't think romantically.
42:27However, as a person, as a friend, as, as a,
42:31someone who values a lot of things I believe in us,
42:35I just don't think there was that kind of connection with us.
42:39So, have we decided what we'd like to do about the bill?
42:42She has all of it.
42:43No, I'm joking.
42:43I'll take it.
42:44I'll take it.
42:44Great.
42:44So, all for you.
42:45Are you sure?
42:46Yeah, Mum.
42:47I think he was probably,
42:49do I say too intelligent for me?
42:51I felt like I learned a lot in space,
42:54so that we were there.
42:55Oh, no way!
42:56I was just going to be like, what?
42:58Up to you.
43:00But, come down to a disco any time.
43:03Free engine.
43:05Well, it was nice meeting you.
43:06Yeah, I had a lovely time.
43:08Yeah, I'd love to hear you DJ sometime.
43:10Yeah, I know you.
43:10Fine.
43:11Yeah.
43:11All right.
43:12I'm this way.
43:15See you later.
43:16Take care.
43:16Bye.
43:22These are really good martinis, I have to say now.
43:25Live dangerously, Jo.
43:27Live dangerously.
43:29That is the guest table.
43:31Look at them.
43:32And if it's not, I owe you tenner.
43:34I believe you.
43:35I don't need the tenner.
43:36I'm with you.
43:37I've been away for three weeks.
43:39Where were you?
43:40Marley.
43:41I actually did New Zealand
43:43and also Cook Island.
43:46Which was lovely, but it was a bit weird
43:49because it's a very romantic place.
44:21And I had this lovely room.
44:25I have a motorbike.
44:27I had a Kawasaki at one point.
44:30I'm happily set on the back, but not actually doing the driving.
44:33I'm too dangerous doing the driving.
44:36I've got space for a pillion.
44:39Would you like to see each other okay?
44:42You first?
44:43No, you could go first.
44:45Go on.
44:46Yes.
44:47Oh, absolutely, yes.
44:49Yes.
44:52No, no, no.
44:54Do you want to do 50-50?
44:56Because I have my cards.
44:57Do you want to be short or a long answer?
44:59I'm happy to do half a time.
45:00No, thank you.
45:01I'm paying.
45:02When we first started talking, it was easy.
45:05It was good.
45:06Yeah, I just remember it as being smooth.
45:09From the beginning, I loved it.
45:11Thank you very much.
45:13Have a good evening.
45:14That was lovely.
45:15Great, you're welcome.
45:16Yeah, some of the things we want to do.
45:18It was almost identical.
45:19It would be lovely to do it with somebody else
45:21instead of doing it solo.
45:23I'm smiling.
45:25Would you like to go for a drink now?
45:27I would love to go for a drink now.
45:29And then we'll talk about another day later.
45:31Absolutely.
45:38We'll find a karaoke bar.
45:39What's the song?
45:40Any Elvis song?
45:41Elvis.
45:42I haven't told you about that yet.
45:58Are you happy to do a ride?
46:00I am.
46:01Okay.
46:02Well, what's a bonus?
46:04But I want to see you drive your bike first.
46:07Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
46:09I think that I'm in love, I do love you, I do love you.
46:16Oh, wow.
46:17I haveladım.
46:19I am.
46:28Almost.
46:33Nicole Jones moved.
46:34Oh, wow, I saw that way.
46:36God said, all of you, Paul.
46:37No, of you know growing my mom.
46:44This is a unfor free Disney玩 game.
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