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00:13POPPING UP, BOYS!
00:16ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
00:18TAKE A PAUSE ON THE BURN HERE.
00:20I NEED Y'ALL TO PACK UP, GET YOUR STUFF READY.
00:23WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW.
00:24I CAN'T GO ON A TRIP.
00:26CITIES DO, LIKE, SUPER SOON.
00:27DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
00:28WE'LL SLIDE BACK IN RIGHT AFTERNOON.
00:29BEFORE THE BABY'S BORN.
00:30ALL RIGHT, GOT IT?
00:32Y'ALL GET READY TO GO.
00:33WE HAVE THE FINAL TEST.
00:34THEY SAY LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK.
00:36THIS IS GONNA SEPARATE THE BUCK BOYS FROM THE BUCK MEN.
00:40SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
00:40DON'T BE LATE.
00:41AND WITH ANY GOOD STORY, IT'S ALL ABOUT STARTING THE NEXT CHAPTER.
00:51MAYBE IT'S A NEW CAREER PATH.
00:52PULL.
00:55I THINK THIS IS THE MOST MASCULINE I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE.
00:58OR KNOCKING OFF A BUCKET LIST ITEM.
01:00THIS IS MY FIRST BABY SHOWER.
01:02AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THEY DID HERE.
01:04WOW.
01:06OKAY, I'M NOT SURE HOW A DUTT CALL GOES WITH A DIAPER BLOWOUT.
01:09EVEN INTRODUCING A NEW LITTLE CHARACTER.
01:12WE HAVE A TINY BABY GO.
01:13WOW.
01:15HE'S THROWING TO THAT BABY.
01:18ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
01:19THE BOOK OF ROBERTSON'S.
01:23IT AIN'T EVER BORING.
01:24ONE THING.
01:27I JUST WANNA GO FAST.
01:29LIFE GOES BY IN A FLASH.
01:31LIVING FREE NO LOOKING BACK.
01:32I JUST WANNA GO FAST.
01:34KEEP GROWING FROM THE PAST.
01:36CAN'T SLOW ME DOWN.
01:38WANNA GO FAST.
01:40LEAN BACK.
01:41LEAN RIGHT OUT.
01:43GO FAST.
01:44MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST.
01:47YEAH, I JUST WANNA GO.
02:06WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
02:08WELCOME TO OUR TRENCH.
02:09WHAT'S UP?
02:10REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
02:12JOHN LEE.
02:12YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
02:13WILL.
02:13SAM, NICE MEET YOU.
02:14WE'LL BROUGHT THE WHOLE CREW NOW.
02:17WAIT UNTIL Y'ALL SEE THIS PLACE.
02:18IT'S ALL RIGHT.
02:19IT'S UNBELIEBLE.
02:20AUX RANCH IS WHAT WE CALL A REDNECK RITZ CARLTON.
02:23A SHOTGUN SHANGRILA.
02:26IT'S AN 18,000-ACRE HUNTING PROPERTY.
02:29THERE'S LOCAL AND EXOTIC GAME TO KILL AND EAT.
02:32WHOA.
02:34DUDE.
02:35SWEET.
02:36WHAT ABOUT THIS, HUH?
02:37WOW.
02:37WE KIND OF PRIDE OURSELVES IN BEING A LIVING MUSEUM.
02:40EVERYTHING IN HERE DOES DRIVE, DOES SHOOT.
02:43A MUSEUM WITH EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAS OR WILL GO BANG, BANG, BANG.
02:48I FEEL LIKE I'M ON CALL OF DUTY.
02:50PREDATOR, THE MOVIE.
02:51THIS IS SO SICK.
02:55I THINK THIS IS THE MOST MASCULINE I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE.
02:58AND THIS PLACE HAS MORE FIRE POWER THAN CHUCK NORRIS ON THE 4TH OF JULY.
03:02THIS IS GONNA BE THE ULTIMATE COMMANDER TRIP, ALL RIGHT?
03:07IT'S GONNA BE EPIC.
03:09IT'S GONNA BE EPIC.
03:10I'VE GOT ALL KIND OF ACTIVITIES.
03:12YOU'VE NEVER QUITE SEEN OR DONE ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS TIME.
03:16JAY, I THINK THEY'RE READY.
03:18THEY'RE NOT READY.
03:20A REDNECK DOESN'T NEED AN EXCUSE TO GO ON A HUNTING TRIP.
03:23BUT THIS WEEKEND, THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING MORE.
03:26JAKOB AND CHRISTIAN, EVERYTHING THEY'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND, WE'RE WATCHING.
03:31THEY'RE BEING EVALUATED FOR THEIR POTENTIAL JOBS AT BUCK AND DUCK COMMANDER.
03:37I LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM, AND ALL I SEE IS LOW TEE.
03:44LOW TEE?
03:45LOW TESTOSTERONE.
03:46OH, OKAY.
03:48WELL, I DON'T HAVE LOW TEE.
03:49DO YOU THINK WE HAVE LOW TEE?
03:51NO, HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT US.
03:53OH.
03:53IT'S THE OTHER GUY.
03:54IT'S THE OTHER GUY.
03:55IT'S THE OTHER GUY HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
03:57I KNOW YOU HAD LOW TEE.
03:58WHAT?
03:59I HAVE REALLY HIGH TEE.
04:01THAT'S ME AND WILLIE.
04:04STRONG HAIR.
04:06BIG.
04:07BIG.
04:10THIS IS YOU.
04:13SMALL, WEAK, SCARED.
04:17THAT'S NOT ME.
04:18I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE EXAGGERATED.
04:19WE'RE GONNA LEARN A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER.
04:22WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT OURSELVES.
04:25ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
04:26GET YOURSELF READY.
04:27WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE SHORTLY.
04:28I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD LOW TEE.
04:31DOES CHRISTIAN AND JACOB KNOW THE REAL REASON THEY'RE HERE?
04:34UH, PROBABLY NOT.
04:35SO WE'LL SPRING THAT ON THEM LATER.
04:37I BROUGHT EVERYONE ALONG.
04:39BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
04:40BUT THIS TRIP IS REALLY ABOUT TWO SPECIFIC PEOPLE.
04:43WE WANT TO BE DUCKMAN AT BUCKMAN.
04:45EVER SINCE MY TWO SON-IN-LAWS ASKED ME TO JOIN THE COMPANY,
04:49I HAVE PUT THEM THROUGH A SERIES OF TESTS.
04:53SOME OF THEM WERE HARD.
04:56REALLY?
04:57GOT ONE.
04:58SOME OF THEM WERE JUST DUMB.
05:00HERE WE GO.
05:03OKAY.
05:04A LOT OF THEM WERE DUMB.
05:05IT REMIND ME OF TWO GORILLAS THAT TRIED TO MAKE LOVE TO A FOOTBALL.
05:09BUT THIS ONE IS GONNA BE THE LAST ONE.
05:13LOOK AT THIS.
05:15WHAT IS UP?
05:16HEARD Y'ALL WERE HERE TO HAVE SOME FUN.
05:18WE ARE.
05:19THIS IS WHAT Y'ALL ARE GONNA BE DOING.
05:21WAIT, WHAT?
05:23THIS IS SICK.
05:25SO TODAY, DILLON OVER HERE IS GONNA BE TAKING Y'ALL ON WHAT'S CALLED THE BLITZ.
05:30BASICALLY, WHAT THAT MEANS IS WE'RE GONNA DRIVE IT LIKE WE FREAKING STOLE IT, OKAY?
05:34SOME OF Y'ALL MIGHT NOT MAKE IT.
05:36SO WHAT DOES RIDING AROUND ON A TANK HAVE TO DO WITH RUNNING A FAMILY BUSINESS?
05:41NOTHING.
05:42AND EVERYTHING.
05:44WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE YOU REALLY HAVE.
05:48BUT MOSTLY NOTHING.
05:49BECAUSE THE ODDS OF YOU MAKING IT ARE ABOUT 50 P.
05:53YOU MEAN LIKE MENTALLY OR LIKE PHYSICALLY WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT?
05:56EMOTIONALLY.
05:57THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, LIKE EMOTIONALLY?
05:58CHRISTIAN, I THINK YOU'RE SHOWING SIGNS OF LOW T.
06:01GUYS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
06:02LET'S GET ON THE TANK.
06:04EVERYTHING CHRISTIAN AND JACOB DO THIS WEEKEND, I'M GONNA BE WATCHING THEM LIKE A HAWK.
06:08ALL THOSE OTHER TESTS THEY'VE DONE, THOSE ARE JUST WARM-UPS.
06:12THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
06:14THIS IS THE WILL EVALUATIONS.
06:18ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
06:20YEAH.
06:21BE CAREFUL.
06:23NOBODY GET KILLED.
06:24I'LL NEVER HIT THE END OF IT.
06:25YOU SIGNED US UP FOR THIS.
06:27WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
06:28UH, YOU LOSE YOUR TEETH.
06:31AH.
06:31AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
06:33NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
06:34OH, YEAH.
06:34YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING IT MAYBE TOO SERIOUSLY, JAY?
06:37HUH?
06:38NO.
06:41THESE BOYS THINK THEY'RE GOING ON A JOY RIDE ON A TANK, BUT THIS IS GONNA BE THE RIDE FROM
06:46HELL.
06:48ENJOY THE RIDE, BOYS.
06:49YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
06:51LEOPERED BLITZ ON TANK FOR US.
06:53LEOPERED BLITZ ON TANK FOR US.
06:55LEOPERED BLITZ ON TANK FOR US.
06:55LEOPERED BLITZ ON TANK FOR US.
06:58LOOK AT THIS.
06:59THIS IS OUR WEARHOUSE.
07:00I KNOW, BUT IT'S...
07:01WE WORK IN HERE.
07:02I HAVE TO FINISH ALL THOSE PODCASTS FOR MY MATERNITY LEAGUE.
07:05I'M SORRY.
07:05WE HAVE A CONFERENCE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
07:06I'M NOT WORRYING ABOUT THE JOY.
07:07I'M LITERALLY HAVING CONTRACTIONS RIGHT NOW.
07:10THIS IS A DUCK COMMANDER WAREHOUSE.
07:11IT'S NOT THE ELO WAREHOUSE.
07:13WE GOT STUFF TOO.
07:14EVERY YEAR.
07:15THE ELO GIRLS HAVE THEIR BIG CONFERENCE, AND SADIE TRIES TO DUMP HER STUFF IN HERE.
07:19HEY, GIRLS, WE CAN'T.
07:21WE'VE GOT STUFF COMING IN IN THOSE SHELVES.
07:22WE JUST CAN'T.
07:23SADIE'S SCHEDULE IS A LITTLE CRAZY RIGHT NOW.
07:26OKAY, LITTLE IS MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT.
07:29I'M ABOUT TO POP.
07:30AND ELO'S SISTER CONFERENCE IS WEEKS AWAY.
07:33WE HAVE 4,000 PEOPLE COMING TO MONROE FOR THIS.
07:35SO, YEAH, IT'S CRAZY TOWN UP HERE.
07:38BELLA, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
07:40WE'RE ON A MAJOR TIME CRUNCH HERE.
07:42I HAVE A C-SECTION SCHEDULED, AND IT IS COMING UP ASAP.
07:46NOT TO MENTION, I COULD GO EARLY, AND DAD COMES IN, AND IS LIKE,
07:49CHRISTIAN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
07:50I'M LIKE, DUDE, LIKE, NOT THE TIME.
07:53OTHER THAN ALL THAT, SHE'S DOING GREAT.
07:55YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STRESSED.
07:58YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO BE STRESSED.
08:00LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT.
08:01I HAVE A LOT OF REASONS TO BE STRESSED.
08:03ONE THING OFF YOUR PLAY IS THE BABY SHOWER.
08:05WE'VE GOT THAT FOR YOUR DONG.
08:06MAYBE YOU CAN FOCUS THE ATTENTION THAT YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ON THE BABY SHOWER
08:09AND PUT IT ONTO THIS ISSUE.
08:11OH, MY GOSH.
08:12WAS Y'ALL JUST TALKING ABOUT A BABY SHOWER?
08:16CAN I COME?
08:18TO A BABY SHOWER?
08:19YEAH.
08:20WHY NOT?
08:21IT'S FOR GIRLS.
08:22IT'S FOR GIRLS ONLY.
08:23FOR GIRLS ONLY.
08:24WHY?
08:24IT'S A BABY SHOWER.
08:26I HAD IT ON MY BUCKET LIST.
08:28YOU HAVE GOING TO A BABY SHOWER ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?
08:32YEAH.
08:33Y'ALL, I'VE GOT A BUCKET LIST.
08:36TOP TEN THINGS TO DO, Y'ALL.
08:38MONSTER SUCK, DONE THAT.
08:40FLY WITH THE BLUE ANGELS.
08:41COME CLOSE.
08:42HADN'T GOT THAT PULLED OFF YET.
08:44DRAG RACING.
08:45THEN, BY NUMBER FOUR, GO TO A BABY SHOWER.
08:49Y'ALL, I'VE HEARD Y'ALL HAVE A LOT OF FUN AT A BABY SHOWER.
08:53SO IF I WANT TO GO TO A BABY SHOWER, I'M GONNA GO TO A BABY SHOWER.
08:57OKAY.
08:58I'LL SEND YOU THE INVITATION.
09:00OKAY.
09:00THAT'S ALL THAT IS DOING.
09:01I...
09:02WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
09:12HANG IT UP!
09:20WHOOOOO!
09:27DEFINITELY GOT A LOOK OF FEAR ON THEIR FACE.
09:32I PAID THESE GUYS A LITTLE EXTRA TO GO FAST.
09:36IT'S GONNA TEST THEIR MENTAL FORTITUDE, THEIR NAUSEA, PRETTY MUCH THEIR MANHOOD.
09:47IF JACOB AND CHRISTIAN CAN'T SURVIVE THIS RIDE, THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS WORKING FOR US.
09:53DUDE, FEET TURNED!
09:54DUDE, FEET TURNED!
09:55DUDE, FEET TURNED!
09:57DUDE, FEET TURNED!
09:59DUDE!
09:59DUDE, THEY GOT A DEATH GRIP ON THAT THING.
10:01DUDE, FEET TURNED!
10:10DUDE, FEET TURNED!
10:16We still got everybody on right now.
10:18For now.
10:20Yeah!
10:21Oh, my God!
10:23Woo!
10:27Woo!
10:28Woo!
10:33Woo!
10:34Woo!
10:35Woo!
10:36Woo!
10:36Woo!
10:36Woo!
10:37Woo!
10:38Woo!
10:38That was awesome!
10:39Oh, to be young again, Stone.
10:42Young and dumb.
10:43Young and dumb.
10:44Young and dumb.
10:44Good job, guys.
10:45How was that?
10:47I think I need hearing aids.
10:50I honestly have no clue what that has to do with hunting,
10:52but, I mean, I would do it again.
10:54It was fun.
10:55I would not really want to do it again.
10:56It was a lot of fun.
10:57Why?
10:58It's just kind of one of those things just like,
10:59oh, it's a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, you know?
11:01They don't say, oh, it's a twice-in-a-lifetime kind of thing.
11:04This guy?
11:05Well, y'all did good.
11:07And they all survived.
11:09They did all survive.
11:10That's probably the main thing.
11:11Let's go.
11:13Thank you very much.
11:14Side bets.
11:16Do we have low T?
11:18TBD, boys.
11:19TBD on the T.
11:21So y'all can dismount, let's go to the next activity.
11:24All right.
11:24Yeah.
11:25We're gonna make men out of y'all yet.
11:34If you're gonna work for Duck Commander, you have to be a good shotgunner.
11:38Probably the most important thing you'll ever do.
11:41The tank thing was fun, but now the real test begins.
11:45If Christian and Jacob wanna prove that they're worthy of joining the family business, they've
11:50gotta outshoot their brother-in-laws first.
11:53We're gonna do some skeet shooting.
11:54We are playing knockout.
11:56You get one shell in your gun.
11:58If you miss, the person to your right can shoot and knock you out if they hit.
12:03There's someone out if they prematurely shoot.
12:05Yeah, no premature shooting.
12:07This is a last man standing match.
12:11Now the prize is gonna be strong.
12:15Big prize.
12:16Respect?
12:17Not, you won't get any respect from this.
12:20This is like wiping your butt.
12:23You should already know how to do this.
12:26Jacob uses a bidet.
12:30All right, we ready?
12:31John reads up.
12:33Let's go.
12:33Let's do it.
12:38Pull.
12:40All right, no knockout.
12:41Shooter number two.
12:43So when the skeet flies, if you miss it, the person to your right has to shoot it.
12:47If they hit it, they knock you out.
12:49Jacob, you're up.
12:50Pull.
12:53Nobody's out.
12:54Christian.
12:54Pull.
12:58Oh.
12:59Gotta do better.
13:00If everyone misses, shamefully, you still get to stay in the game.
13:04On you, Will.
13:06Pull.
13:08Pull.
13:10John Reed shot out a turn.
13:11John Reed is out.
13:16Premature shooting.
13:18You're out based on your question that we answered.
13:22Yeah.
13:22Good shot.
13:22We did have a premature.
13:24John Luke.
13:25John Luke.
13:26Pull.
13:28Oh, no.
13:29No!
13:30Good shot.
13:31You are knocked out.
13:34Okay.
13:35Jacob's up.
13:36We're down to three.
13:37Pull.
13:39Beautiful.
13:40Good shot.
13:41Jacob's safe.
13:41Christian, you're up.
13:44Pull.
13:44If everyone misses and someone hits, well...
13:49Oh!
13:53Game over!
13:54You may have a new contender for favorite son-in-law.
13:57Jacob, you are the king of skeet.
14:00You have won the prize, and let me just tell you something.
14:03It is gonna blow your mind.
14:06I'm excited.
14:09Good job, Jake.
14:10Let's go.
14:12We should just take this to the back?
14:14Yeah.
14:14Just go on to the back with it.
14:15Okay.
14:16Thank y'all so much.
14:18Sadie is stressed to the max with this baby coming soon.
14:22Christian out of town.
14:24Conference around the corner.
14:25So I just told her to go over to Martin's Warehouse space.
14:28There's probably some room there.
14:29You mind if I just set this right here for just one second?
14:31It's kind of heavy.
14:32Oh, no.
14:33Yeah, just scoot it on over there.
14:34Don't hurt yourself.
14:35Should I just...
14:35Oh, no.
14:35Oh, I'm so sorry.
14:39Holy cow.
14:41I'll take that.
14:42Okay, okay.
14:43All right.
14:44Bella kicked us out of the warehouse.
14:45Conference is coming up.
14:47I'm literally about to have this baby,
14:48and we have nowhere else to put all this up.
14:50They said there's room in the back.
14:52The back?
14:53What room?
14:54It's just a pink tornado.
14:56Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of pink, but shoot,
14:58I think I'm seeing a lot of red now, too.
15:01We literally have no other option.
15:04What do we need to say to make you say yes?
15:07So the thing is, Bella's my little sister, okay?
15:09I could have kept pushing.
15:11You know, she was all, this is my space.
15:14But honestly, I was like, Martin is going to be easier.
15:16I'm tired.
15:17I'm pregnant.
15:18We're just going to make this happen.
15:19Yeah, Martin can't tell you no.
15:23Okay.
15:23Let me confer with my associate.
15:26It's a lot, but it is Sadie asking for our help,
15:30so we can't just dismiss it.
15:32I mean, her dad want to pay us for most of our bills, so...
15:36Let me tell you something, son.
15:37Her dad ain't the one to worry about.
15:38Her mama's the one to worry about.
15:40Okay, yeah, that too.
15:41Are we in agreement?
15:42Yeah.
15:43Yeah, I think we're all right.
15:47Okay, you win.
15:48Welcome.
15:50Thank you so much.
15:51Welcome to our humble abode.
15:53Watch out for the rats, though.
15:54Did he say watch out for rats?
15:56All right, Maya.
15:56Come on.
15:57Fork left.
15:58Do you know what you're doing?
16:00She's got it.
16:00Go ahead, Maya.
16:01Ray, yeah, just don't hit that pole.
16:04We ought to stop before something bad happens.
16:07No, let's let this one play out.
16:13All right, boys.
16:15Y'all are gonna love this.
16:17So he won the contest, so I've got something really special for you.
16:22I'll let you explain what he gets to do.
16:25You're gonna lay the hate, man.
16:26All right.
16:26Let's do it.
16:27Wow.
16:28That sounds manly.
16:29Hey.
16:30Mount up!
16:31Mount up, boys!
16:33So when we're hunting back home, we're usually reaching for a shotgun or a rifle.
16:38But in Texas, everything is bigger.
16:42Holy crap, dude.
16:44You're gonna be shooting the main gun on the last driving and shooting E8 tank left in the world.
16:50Imagine getting hit with one of those.
16:52Oh, yeah.
16:53Can I hold it?
16:54No.
16:55That's kind of stupid.
16:58Remember when I told you that shooting a shotgun is the most important thing you'll ever do?
17:03Yeah.
17:03Forget I said that.
17:05Okay.
17:05This is way better.
17:10You're ready?
17:11Yeah.
17:13Three, two, one.
17:15Iron Man.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31Oh!
17:33Oh, my God.
17:35My hat hit you in the face.
17:38I had heart palpitations.
17:40It, like, skipped multiple beats.
17:43Christian, you got to get in the woods.
17:44Yeah, let's do it.
17:45It's time for you to go.
17:46Let's go.
17:47Good job, Jacob.
17:49Pays to knock people out, huh?
17:51There you go.
17:52When it comes to Duck Commander,
17:53Jacob's got a little bit of a head start on Christian
17:56on the old redneck side.
17:58It felt like the best air conditioning unit
18:00you could ever have for a second.
18:01But to me, it's really going to come down to hunting.
18:05Dude, that was awesome.
18:11I'm going to a baby shower.
18:14Why are you going to a baby shower?
18:16Well, I kind of invited myself to it.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Because I want to see what they're doing.
18:21Guys don't go there.
18:22Well, I know.
18:23That's just a bunch of women.
18:24That's the reason I don't want to go to it.
18:26It's on my bucket list.
18:28A baby shower is on your bucket list?
18:30Yeah.
18:30What kind of gift do I need to get?
18:32You're taking a gift?
18:34If I'm going to go, I'm going to buy a gift.
18:35I'm going to take them a case of shotgun shell.
18:37Yeah, they'll need them.
18:38Oh, get them their first gun.
18:39Yeah, there you go.
18:40Yep.
18:41Yep.
18:41Y'all ain't been a bit of help.
18:43Diapers.
18:44Take them diapers.
18:44Yeah, diapers.
18:45Diapers and what?
18:46Tell you what, take cloth diapers.
18:49Cloth diapers?
18:50Cloth diapers.
18:51That's just rude.
18:53Wait a minute.
18:53Hey, where did I go get all this crap?
18:56Everywhere.
18:56You can get diapers anywhere now.
18:58You can get diapers at a gas station.
19:00Y'all buddy's usually a tip on the board hall.
19:03Y'all need help me a bit.
19:06Why is he going to a baby shower?
19:14Come here, boy.
19:15Who's a good boy?
19:17Who's a good boy?
19:19Come on, mama.
19:20Do I think Christian could make a good buck, man?
19:27Let's just say he has potential.
19:29I feel like we have a connection.
19:32I think I'm going to get one.
19:34I don't know if it works that way.
19:36Yeah, sure it does.
19:36But his chances have gone up because he did marry my daughter.
19:40How's Sadie doing?
19:41Is she feeling good?
19:42Yeah, she's feeling good.
19:43She's feeling pregnant.
19:44We're getting, you know, towards the end, so.
19:47But, yeah, she's preparing for conference right now.
19:49Sadie's juggling a lot right now.
19:51You know, she's about to host a conference.
19:53Baby number three on the way.
19:55I'm sure me doing this is not the best thing right now.
20:06I mean, of all the weeks that I need Christian to be here,
20:10this would be the one.
20:11I have conference we're planning, you know,
20:13third trimester, no big deal.
20:14Two kids, this is insane, and you decide to kidnap him.
20:17This is, like, where we always set the tone.
20:20Right here, when girls walk in,
20:21we have our big LO sister sticker here,
20:24and it just really sets it all up to be so cute.
20:27Ladies, that seal just may not work this year.
20:30Last year, you know, it was the adhesive
20:33that was still on the floor.
20:34We had complications of getting that up.
20:36Kidnapping is kind of a strong word.
20:38I was providing an opportunity for him.
20:42That's one way to look at it.
20:44I mean, I didn't give him a lot of options.
20:46Exactly.
20:46When it's time to go, we gotta go.
20:48We'll be back.
20:48During the hockey season,
20:50your green room became the locker room.
20:53The locker room?
20:54I'm sorry, I already smell something that is.
20:56Oh, yep, that hits you.
20:59What are you gonna do with three girls?
21:02Yeah, how you feeling about having three girls?
21:04I feel great.
21:05I love being a girl, Dad.
21:06I think that confirms you have low, too.
21:08Christian's shooting a light load over there.
21:10We have the same amount of daughters.
21:16You got a point.
21:17You're a great dad,
21:18so I know you'll be good with three.
21:20Thank you, John Reed.
21:21I appreciate it, sir.
21:23Oh, it got worse.
21:24Welcome to your green room.
21:27Oh!
21:28Yeah, this is not...
21:29I'm glad he is.
21:30Oh!
21:31This is bad.
21:33That smell,
21:34and I know everyone thinks
21:36it's because I'm pregnant,
21:37but this is, like, so bad.
21:39It actually gives me a flashback
21:41to when John Luke would get done
21:42with football practice,
21:43and he'd, like, take his pads off in the car,
21:45and I'm, like, gagging.
21:46That's the smell we're talking about.
21:48Okay, we are about to have, like,
21:5030 speakers and bands
21:52all just back here.
21:54What is the room?
21:55We would need to move everything
21:57and, like, fumigate the room.
21:59I mean, at this point,
22:00I'm just trying to make peace with the chaos
22:02and just hope Christian gets home
22:04as soon as possible.
22:06It'll be fine.
22:06This is kid number three.
22:09At that point, they're just numbers.
22:10Wow.
22:11I mean, initially, initially, initially.
22:13You're gonna get flamed
22:14on social media for that?
22:17Tonight, we're gonna send y'all out
22:19and see if y'all can bring home some meat.
22:21We've got Christian and Jacob
22:24on an axis hunt.
22:25Really?
22:26Sweet.
22:27That's awesome.
22:28Okay, it's time for the main event.
22:30It's pretty simple.
22:31If you want to be a buck man,
22:33you've got to bring home a buck.
22:35Jay, tell them a little bit about the axis.
22:38The axis is the most difficult deer
22:41to kill on planet Earth.
22:44The axis is from Southeast Asia.
22:47They can smell the fart of a gnat,
22:50can see a small movement
22:52from five miles away.
22:54They spend their entire existence
22:56hiding and running from Bengal tigers.
23:00And you boys are not Bengal tigers.
23:03You're like house cats.
23:06Meow.
23:08Whatever.
23:08We'll see.
23:12Will Christian get a buck?
23:15Or will he screw up?
23:19Jacob won the ski competition,
23:20so he gets the first chance at the axis.
23:23But I really expect both of them
23:25to get a buck by the end of this trip.
23:28Oh, there's one.
23:29Hey, right there to our left.
23:30To our left.
23:32Hey, is that an axis right there to our left?
23:34That's really, really good.
23:37Okay, and to amp up the pressure,
23:39I'm taking the rest of the boys
23:40to the other side of the ranch
23:41at the same time.
23:43You see the one on the right?
23:44Damn, he's working behind those trees.
23:48So if the guys who ain't even trying
23:49to join Buck Commander
23:50get a kill before Christian Jacob,
23:53man, that is gonna be awkward.
23:56If there'd be bucks in there today,
23:58then we'll be in luck.
24:01You ready?
24:02I'm ready.
24:03John Luke's ready.
24:04I'll see you.
24:09The axis, that is.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Is that the other one?
24:16Yeah.
24:16That's crazy.
24:18You hear that, Christian?
24:20You see it?
24:21There's a big buck in there laying down.
24:24Christian, do you see him?
24:25Yeah, I see him.
24:27John Luke?
24:29Yes?
24:30Will's next.
24:32So you don't get another shot?
24:33One shot.
24:35One shot.
24:36That's all I got.
24:45He's perfect right now.
24:51Okay.
25:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, here we go.
25:01Here we go.
25:05You're behind the shoulder, right?
25:06Right behind the shoulder.
25:08Wait, wait, wait.
25:08He just let it down.
25:11Yeah, we can't shoot him.
25:12Why is it better?
25:13I just want to.
25:14We might be here for a minute.
25:21Let's go.
25:22Let's go.
25:26Let's go.
25:28Let's go.
25:29Let's go.
25:30It's high tea time, boys.
25:33That's a beautiful dude, man.
25:34That's so pretty.
25:35Good job, John Luke.
25:37Oh, this is awesome.
25:37Well, I don't know what them other boys are doing, but I know what we're doing.
25:41All right.
25:41Awesome.
25:42That's awesome.
25:42Let's load him up.
25:43Man, this is going to be some good eating.
25:47I'm just getting up.
25:48Okay.
25:54Now?
25:54Yes, sir.
26:00It looked good.
26:02I heard it hit him.
26:03Oh, yeah.
26:03He's good.
26:03It looked really good.
26:04You got him.
26:06Damn.
26:07Oh, thank God.
26:09Let's go.
26:10Oh, my God.
26:11First time.
26:13Jakey.
26:16Oh, my gosh.
26:18What a beautiful dude.
26:20He's going to eat good.
26:21This is the best venison on planet Earth.
26:24I know.
26:24That's what I've heard.
26:25This animal right here.
26:26Mm-hmm.
26:27So he will not go to waste.
26:29No, sir.
26:30All right.
26:30Will you boys throw him on his shoulder and get him out of here?
26:32I understand why these boys are trying to join Buck Commander.
26:36I mean, hunting is one of the most thrilling things that somebody can do.
26:40You ready?
26:41Yeah.
26:42It's coming.
26:43I'm going to get him this way.
26:46You got him?
26:47You got him.
26:48No, he did the death kick.
26:49He's dead.
26:50Right there.
26:50He kicked.
26:51He's up.
26:52Ding, down.
26:55Ding, down.
26:57All right.
26:57He's down.
26:58Being in the wilderness, providing meat for your family, kind of connects on a primal level.
27:03Look at that thing.
27:04Look at that.
27:05Look at that.
27:05That thing is dense.
27:06So I want them to join.
27:08I just want them to earn it.
27:09I better be next.
27:10Sheesh.
27:21Does this come in the outdoor size?
27:24It doesn't.
27:25It doesn't?
27:26Cat, what a shame.
27:27My wife would love me in that.
27:28Well, I'm down here at the baby store, because they got a lot of junk for babies.
27:33Hey, wake up.
27:35I want to ask you questions.
27:36What do you think?
27:43A PPTP.
27:44What in the world is that?
27:47You put it over the little boy whenever he's TTing, so you don't get it on him.
27:52Right in the face?
27:53Mm-hmm.
27:53Correct.
27:54I could actually use that, really.
27:56I want to know, why they got so many dog toys?
28:00Do they really give a baby a shower?
28:03They don't.
28:05Well, what the world they read?
28:07What do they name it?
28:07It's a baby shower.
28:09You know, showering with gifts.
28:11Oh, okay.
28:12It's about the gifts.
28:14What kind of gift do I need to get?
28:17Well, every mom needs a swaddle blanket.
28:19Could you show me that?
28:21Yeah.
28:23So this is what you...
28:24That looks like a giant mask for a big outlaw.
28:28Okay.
28:28Well, it's a baby blanket, and you just swad them tight and see?
28:34Happy and ready to sleep.
28:35It seems like everything to do with a baby involves a lot of sleep.
28:40They do sleep a lot.
28:42Well, I do, too.
28:44I've learned a lot coming down here.
28:46Okay.
28:47Thank you, ma'am.
28:47Like always, if you want something done right, you got to do it yourself.
28:53Hey, um, were you going to pay for that pacifier?
28:56No, hey.
28:57What you do, charge after Willie Robertson.
29:07Hey.
29:09Hey.
29:10There's my buck man.
29:12Not yet.
29:13I'm still a buck boy.
29:15Have you killed anything?
29:17Not yet.
29:18I'm still, uh, empty-handed.
29:20No.
29:22Babe, you got to get on it.
29:24You have to get home.
29:25I'm trying to.
29:26Legit.
29:27I'm trying to.
29:28How are you feeling?
29:30I'm feeling, you know, pregnant, and I want you to come home, and I'm ready to have the
29:35baby.
29:35I promise I'm going to get one for you.
29:37Has anybody else gotten one?
29:39Uh, sadly, Jacob has already shot one.
29:41Oh.
29:42Hey, and, uh, Jean-Luc.
29:44Oh, dang.
29:45Okay, pressure's on.
29:47Yeah, the pressure's on me.
29:48Okay, well, go make it happen, okay, and then come home, because we've got to have this
29:52baby.
29:53All right, I love you.
29:54I love you so much.
29:55Go get it.
29:56Bye.
30:08Between conference prep, getting ready for baby, Christian gone, I mean, it's been a
30:14little insane for Sadie right now.
30:15This is going to be a time she can just enjoy herself.
30:18She can be celebrated and spend time with friends and family.
30:20This is like my dream baby shower.
30:22They've been painting onesies, making bracelets and necklaces.
30:26It's like the most girly party you could think of, and I love it so much.
30:30And Uncle Si is fitting right in.
30:33This is my first baby shower.
30:35I always wondered what they did here.
30:54One of the things I am most grateful for is that we have so many generations in our family
31:03to celebrate these big moments with.
31:05I mean, I have my mom, I have my grandmothers, I have my great-grandmother, and then even
31:11Uncle Si, which is kind of funny, but I'm glad he's there, too.
31:14Oh, y'all getting all fancy.
31:17One of the strengths in our family is that we are so close, and I'm so thankful that I
31:21get to pass that down.
31:22Hey, my mom, okay, I want to tell you something very, very special.
31:26So, we have decided to name baby girl Kit Carraway after you.
31:34Sounds a little bit like Kay Carraway, huh?
31:37All my life, I wanted somebody to be named after me.
31:41I know.
31:42I love you.
31:44Yeah, I love you, too.
31:46And she's going to be darling.
31:48She is.
31:48She's going to be a doll.
31:50So, you know, you should thank me.
31:53Why is that?
31:54Well, one of the lessons I taught you was about the birds and the bees.
31:59Have y'all had your sex talk with your parents and all that?
32:03Okay, well, let me just give you some little pointers about it.
32:07You don't know.
32:07There's things married people do, and then there's things dating people, and you don't
32:11do the same thing.
32:12When the hands start reaching around, touching things, oh, no, don't do that.
32:17Holding hands, you don't want to do that.
32:20No tongue, too early.
32:21This is awful.
32:22Oh, yes.
32:24I really should thank you, because we might not be here if I never knew that.
32:28That's exactly right.
32:30I taught Sadie everything she knows about the birds and bees.
32:34That's why she's such a good girl and a great mom.
32:39A great mom.
32:40All right, are you ready to open presents?
32:43Honestly, I just feel so loved, and this baby is already so loved.
32:46It just makes me so excited for her little life that she'll be surrounded by these amazing
32:50women.
32:53I am dead.
32:55Oh, my gosh.
32:57Yes, that is so cute.
33:00Hey, Sadie, that ain't the last one.
33:03Oh, no.
33:07This is the emergency diaper blowout kit.
33:11Emergency diaper blowout kit.
33:14You had her name on it.
33:15You didn't even know.
33:16Oh, man.
33:17Okay.
33:18Wow.
33:20Okay, I'm not sure how a duck call goes with a diaper blowout.
33:23We have, like, doggy disposable.
33:25Downtown pet supplies, gloves.
33:30Daddy might need those.
33:31This actually is our first set of diapers.
33:34We do need lots of diapers.
33:36I will keep this in my car.
33:37This is good to have.
33:38Oh, it's got everything.
33:40Thank you so much, Uncle Cy.
33:42Hey, here's the deal, boys.
33:44These girls really know how to throw a party.
33:47Wait, what is this?
33:48Is it honey?
33:49No, it's tea.
33:51That's tea for the baby.
33:53Oh, no.
33:54And it's en suite.
33:56Poke it loose.
33:57Check.
33:58That's a thought that counts.
34:00Christian better get back.
34:03So it's our last morning.
34:05We, uh, we're flying out here soon.
34:09I feel like there is some angst leaving,
34:11maybe not accomplishing what I want to do here.
34:14And I just really want this.
34:15I want to be a buck man.
34:18I am feeling a lot of pressure, yes.
34:21Jacob has already bagged himself an axis.
34:22I am still currently killing us.
34:25It's crunch time to make something happen.
34:28So, last chance for Christian.
34:31These are the moments that can define a man.
34:34This is where the cream rises to the top.
34:37Oh.
34:40Sam.
34:42I have something running.
34:44Something running.
34:46So how come you didn't go with him?
34:48Well, I had some other important things going on.
34:53Oh.
34:54That was, uh, second only to that cannon going on.
35:01Oh, there's one right there.
35:02Let me get it first.
35:04Let me get it first.
35:04Let me get it first.
35:05Let me get it first.
35:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:11Right here, get over here.
35:14200.
35:15Perfect.
35:16Just nice, slow, squeeze.
35:17Can you zoom in?
35:18Yeah.
35:20Right, right in the shoulder.
35:22Well, what do y'all think?
35:24You think Christian will get one?
35:25I don't know.
35:26He didn't have much luck.
35:28The other time.
35:29I think he will.
35:30Yeah.
35:42Did I miss?
35:44Yep.
35:45Are you serious?
35:47Got the nerves going this morning, though.
35:49Oh, my gosh.
35:49Are you freaking kidding me?
35:51That's part of it.
35:53Oh, my gosh.
35:56Could there have been an easier...
35:58Don't beat yourself up too bad.
36:01Back to the range, boys.
36:05With all these competitions, I'm either having fun,
36:07because I may be winning,
36:09or I'm not having fun, because I'm losing.
36:12And currently...
36:15It would be better if I shot a deer.
36:19Christian's a great kid.
36:21I mean, he didn't grow up hunting as much,
36:22so it may not come as naturally to him.
36:26Another group right here.
36:28Just some does.
36:30Lots of does, though, so it's a good sign.
36:32But one thing he has proven over and over,
36:35that kid's got tenacity.
36:37I know there's a bug down there.
36:44I see him.
36:45Okay.
36:48Christian, just put it right on him.
36:51Right in the shoulder.
36:54All right, nice, slow squeeze.
36:57My heart's pounding.
37:02Drilled him.
37:03I got him?
37:04You drilled him.
37:05He's gone.
37:07He's gone.
37:07He's gone.
37:08He's gone.
37:09He's gone.
37:09He's gone.
37:10You did it.
37:12You went from a house cat to a bingo tiger.
37:17Tenacity can get you pretty far,
37:19and not just in deer hunting.
37:23Oh, that is awesome.
37:25Look at those chocolate antlers, brother.
37:28Oh, my gosh.
37:31That's a cool axis there.
37:33Christian, that was textbook, brother.
37:36All right, boys, let's get this thing out of here.
37:39All right, let's do it.
37:46That's what I'm talking about.
37:48These young boys are good for heavy lifting.
37:51The ability to pick yourself up
37:53no matter how many times you fall,
37:57that comes in handy in a lot of different ways.
38:09You're in this little waiting room.
38:11It's about to happen.
38:12It's about to go down.
38:13And we are about to meet baby kid.
38:16Let's go.
38:17Hey.
38:18How's it going?
38:20Hello.
38:23I'm ready to come out.
38:25I hear something.
38:30Oh, listen to that girl.
38:36What?
38:38We have a tiny baby girl.
38:41She's so tiny.
38:46What color is her hair?
38:48Brown.
38:51Half and half.
38:53She has half and half.
38:54Oh, yeah.
38:54Arnold Palmer.
38:57Don't leave me take a little face.
38:59Sadie looks beautiful.
39:01She's just glowing.
39:04So sweet.
39:06Look, already trying to nurse Christian.
39:08Wow.
39:09Wow.
39:11She's not Christian's vanboot.
39:1514.
39:16Yeah, it is.
39:19We're going to love her so much.
39:21Aw.
39:22I'm ready.
39:23I'm ready to see baby kids.
39:25Are you ready to see baby kids?
39:26Okay.
39:27Let's see if mommy's ran.
39:28Okay.
39:29Wait.
39:29Hold on.
39:29Hold on.
39:29Hold on.
39:30Come on.
39:30It's all good together.
39:31Come on.
39:32Come on.
39:32Come on.
39:33Is she there?
39:34It's baby kids.
39:39Did she beautiful?
39:42Mom.
39:42So tiny.
39:43Mom.
39:44Mom.
39:45Mom.
39:46She's so sweet.
39:46She doesn't even hear past right now.
39:49I don't know.
39:50It's Kit Carraway.
39:52Hey, sister.
39:54She's the sweetest little girl.
39:57We are so in love with her.
40:06She's a little angel.
40:08She's so sweet.
40:10Oh.
40:11Uh-oh.
40:11Xander's not the baby anymore.
40:13Xander.
40:17Are you the big boy now?
40:19Everyone's been saying she looks like dad.
40:21Let's see.
40:21All right.
40:21Let's see if she looks like me.
40:23Oh, she's making a stink face.
40:24Oh.
40:25Whoa.
40:26Whoa.
40:27She's good as me.
40:27Open one eye, Willie.
40:28Open one eye.
40:30I think she was trying to toot.
40:32So was I.
40:34All right.
40:35Do we want to say a prayer?
40:36We do.
40:37We'll get Christian to say it.
40:39Father, we love you so much.
40:41Thank you for Kit and her life and for Sadie having a good recovery.
40:44We're so grateful for our family and thank you for this food.
40:47I pray that we would just bless our bodies tonight.
40:49Amen.
40:50Amen.
40:54Starting a new chapter in life can be terrifying.
40:57All right.
40:58I can start right here.
41:00Sadie, you should go first, the new mama.
41:02It can be stressful and full of excitement.
41:05We've had a lot of help.
41:06And so I feel like if I didn't have all of y'all, then it would be really hard.
41:11But if you ain't turn the page, you'll never find out what's next.
41:14I do have an announcement to make.
41:17Jacob and Christian, I have decided that both of them are going to be fully, possibly considered.
41:28Possibly, fully, fully, fully, what?
41:31But I thought the Ox Ranch hunt was supposed to, like, solidify our status.
41:36That sounds like a participation trophy.
41:38You need to start making up your mind.
41:40No more of this fully, semi, possibly.
41:43I think you need to make a decision right now.
41:45Thank you, Corey.
41:46Willie, come on.
41:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
41:56oh.
41:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
42:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:00Sometimes I can't control it.
42:03Yo!
42:06My two newest employees for Buck, come on, all right, now, don't get too aggressive.
42:11I like being this close.
42:13Congratulations.
42:13The Boss Hog.
42:15I've been waiting on that my whole life.
42:16Oh.
42:18We love you.
42:21Okay, no touching, no touching, no touching.
42:24Congratulations, guys.
42:26That's awesome.
42:27The Robertson story?
42:30Oh, it's just getting started.
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