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00:26Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:37Dr. Gary.
00:39Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:40So I have test results, I'm preliminary.
00:42You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up, but since you seem to be in a
00:46hurry...
00:46Just give it to me straight, where am I on the sector?
00:48What's my score?
00:50Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:54Typical?
00:55That sounds like a slur.
00:57Nope.
00:57Uh, it just means that you are not neurodivergent.
01:01That can't be possible. I think different.
01:03Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
01:08You know, actually, according to this test, as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as
01:15empathy, you are a highly empathetic person.
01:17What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic!
01:20No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly, okay?
01:24In layman's terms, you're normal.
01:27I am sorry.
01:29No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
01:31Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
01:35No, no.
01:37Empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix, okay?
01:40Hey, I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
01:44And how qualified are you?
01:46Anyway, Gary.
01:46Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
01:49What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
01:53I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
01:57Right.
01:58Fruit.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Oh, my God. What the? Are you serious?
02:07Duncan, there's wildfires. They're not far from Napa. Duncan?
02:14Duncan!
02:15Duncan!
02:16Duncan!
02:19Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
02:31Actually, you're highly empathetic.
02:45You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
02:48If this is an emergency, call 911.
02:50Otherwise, leave a message.
02:53Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
02:56The legend himself.
02:57I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
03:01Oh, my gosh.
03:02All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% stake,
03:06and I am invincible.
03:08You prepare me well, Joanne.
03:10It is Duncan Park signing off.
03:15Who's that?
03:17Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
03:20You know his music?
03:21No, the guy on the phone.
03:23Oh, no one.
03:24Client.
03:26You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
03:30Maybe dangerous?
03:32No, honey, no.
03:33Not my clientele.
03:35Is it because they're rich?
03:37Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally and emotionally to achieve financial prosperity.
03:45I don't think that's true, you know, historically speaking.
03:49That was Linus Poe.
03:51Sadly, the Ohio Balladier died today at age 74.
03:54Oh, no.
03:56Are you okay?
03:58Yeah, sorry.
03:59It's just Linus Poe.
04:00He got me through high school.
04:02And so much.
04:02Damn it!
04:03Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07Dad loves him, too.
04:09So...
04:09I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
04:33Carl Bardo.
04:36Duncan Park.
04:38Hypernosis.
04:40Big fan.
04:41Super huge.
04:42You know, hugest.
04:43It's titanic.
04:45Uncomfortably huge.
04:46I might mind if I sit.
04:51Your manifesto.
04:53Bardoff's Law.
04:55That was super important to me.
04:57You know?
04:58In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
05:02The ultimate hockey stick.
05:05Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore call.
05:08Tell you that.
05:10But you're not stone.
05:11You are flesh.
05:12And I bet you're not done.
05:14Not even close.
05:19So me?
05:20I?
05:20Yeah.
05:22I co-founded Fafa.com.
05:25Fafa, you've heard of it?
05:27Nope.
05:30F-A-H-F-A.com.
05:34Yeah.
05:34It was huge in 2009, early.
05:37But it doesn't matter.
05:38My latest enterprise, Hypernosis.
05:41I mean, data analytics, great, great algo.
05:45The thing is, Cupertino wants us.
05:50Yeah.
05:51We're in acquisition talks.
05:53I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
05:55So I'm not talking out of school.
05:57But I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
06:01I mean, you know what it's like there.
06:04Golden handcuffs.
06:04You get it.
06:05So I was thinking, if I could find a private placement investor, someone whose reputation
06:11for picking winners is so stellar, and here you are, I mean, so I got to ask, like, how
06:18about us?
06:19And maybe Hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
06:23Double rainbow.
06:24I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
06:34What the fuck?
06:38The fuck is moving?
06:40Oh my God!
07:07Oh my God!
07:09Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
07:12Who did you stab?
07:15This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
07:21So you stabbed him?
07:23It was with a fork.
07:25He's fine.
07:26But I'm not.
07:27All that work we did wasted.
07:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
07:32Okay.
07:32Throw it out the window!
07:33Yes, okay.
07:34Okay, Carl.
07:35That's okay.
07:36We can discuss all of it in session.
07:39Right now, I have to...
07:42Yeah, okay.
07:42Boundaries, you're right.
07:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
07:45It's okay.
07:47How about Thursday at noon?
07:50You gotta believe it, Joanne.
07:51This guy is the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
07:56But you can't.
07:57Because you're not supposed to.
07:58I get it.
07:59And not your fault, Carl.
08:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
08:02Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
08:07I'm sorry.
08:08I have to take this.
08:10What?
08:11Do you know where Orson is?
08:12Oh, Ethan.
08:13Yeah, he's at school.
08:14Well, I was worried about the fire.
08:16Yes, we will work through all of it in session on Thursday.
08:20Okay.
08:21Hello?
08:22Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
08:23Well, I called the school, and he's not there.
08:26He's not even registered, Joanne.
08:27What is going on?
08:29He's there.
08:30I see him on my tracker.
08:32Jesus.
08:32I don't understand.
08:33Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
08:35But, of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
08:38Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
08:43things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
08:45They build up like coral reefs or dung beetle nests.
08:50Dung beetle?
08:51I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
08:56What?
08:56I said he's not a dung beetle.
08:58He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
09:11Stabbed with pork.
09:13Tetanus shot.
09:14Question mark.
09:19Oh, God.
09:20Oh, God.
09:22Move.
09:22Move!
09:24Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
09:27Ointment?
09:28Yes.
09:28Ointment.
09:29Of course.
09:29Duncan, what happened?
09:30What's it look like?
09:31What's it look like?
09:32Uh, I couldn't say.
09:34A rodent?
09:35Twin rodents?
09:39Hey, Captain.
09:41Big news.
09:42Cabinet level.
09:44Coming to visit.
09:45We just talked to Sekva.
09:47Great.
09:48What's a Sekva?
09:49Uh, the secretary of the VA.
09:51She's going to be in town this week, so...
09:52Yeah, we've been working with your CTO, Harper.
09:57Turns out your Gnodon gizmo...
10:00I have Gnodon.
10:01Same tech, right?
10:03Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
10:07Huge.
10:08Wow.
10:08I mean, a really a godsend.
10:10And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
10:14Oh.
10:15What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
10:17Lucky.
10:18Ointment, please.
10:19Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
10:21I really would.
10:21But I have deals to chase.
10:23Deals.
10:26Deals that are real deals.
10:27Yeah, yeah.
10:28No, I get it.
10:29Government money.
10:30Right?
10:30It doesn't flow.
10:31But there are workarounds.
10:33First aid games.
10:34Yeah?
10:34Fast tracks, huh?
10:36And Sekva can help with that.
10:38She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
10:43To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers,
10:46we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data.
10:49Okay.
10:50Maybe we shouldn't simplify everything.
10:51The data?
10:52How fast?
10:53Oh, fast.
10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:55With her sign off, matter of weeks.
10:56Okay, thank you.
10:57Thank you, mother.
10:59Yeah?
11:01You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
11:03Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with the weird curve in her back.
11:06That's the only willing partner, right?
11:08Okay.
11:09Wow.
11:10Yeah.
11:14Here's what I'm thinking.
11:17Barbecue.
11:20Okay.
11:21A Texas BBQ.
11:23We red, white, and blew the shit out.
11:25You know?
11:25Okay.
11:25A pig on a friggin' spit.
11:27A whole hawk.
11:28We put it on the roof.
11:29We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
11:32Sekva.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Sekva.
11:34Yes.
11:34Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
11:39There's regulations.
11:40I'm...
11:41I'm...
11:41I'm...
11:41I'm throwing the party.
11:42I'm throwing...
11:43I'm buying the pig.
11:44I'll take the coaster.
11:44Yeah, no.
11:45We'll roll out the red carpet.
11:46Make your secretary feel like a boss.
11:49Lucky.
11:49Get us a hog.
11:50Yeah.
11:50You got it.
11:51Great.
11:52Great meeting, guys.
11:53I'm throwing the party, right?
11:54I'll get off the horn, okay?
11:55Get on the phone now.
11:56Okay.
11:56We're having a party.
12:21What a douche.
12:26Orson Barak Stern.
12:33Mom.
12:35See?
12:35I told you he was here.
12:37What are you doing here?
12:38What are you doing here?
12:41What were you watching?
12:43What were you watching, Orson?
12:47Naked people.
12:49And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
12:55Okay.
12:55Why did nobody here call me?
12:57He's not even enrolled.
12:59We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
13:03Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
13:07On scholarship.
13:08You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
13:10I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
13:15homework...
13:15Okay.
13:16Who are you?
13:16I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
13:20Well, that was an emergency.
13:23I am a psychologist, and I had a patient in crisis.
13:28I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
13:35responsibility.
13:36He's yours.
13:37You know what?
13:37It's fine.
13:38We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
13:42And that means you can enroll him when?
13:44We're on it.
13:45We're on it.
13:46Okay, we're on it.
13:47And we will get you started.
13:52I am going to kill your father.
13:56Okay, Orson, let's go.
13:59I gotta...
14:00Oh my god, for five minutes you can hold it in.
14:03No, I can't.
14:04I'm so tired of this.
14:06It's intolerable.
14:08Yeah, try being me!
14:10Okay.
14:15Oh my god, Duncan.
14:18What are you doing?
14:19Looking for something to avoid scars.
14:22That's for wrinkles.
14:23Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
14:25I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
14:29Not a cost, of course.
14:31Can you say retardant anymore?
14:33We have insurance.
14:34This is our house.
14:35It's a house.
14:36We have...
14:37We have other houses.
14:39Oh, okay.
14:39You're just absent all sentimentality.
14:42Yeah, I think so.
14:45Remember our song at our wedding?
14:47Remember what that was?
14:48Yes, you do.
14:49Linus Poe.
14:50And what of them?
14:51He died.
14:54Today.
14:56Today.
15:02Are you, uh...
15:04Didn't even ask me what happened?
15:05He got stabbed with a fork.
15:07Yeah, I did.
15:09But do you even want to know why?
15:13Sure they had a reason.
15:46What's going on?
15:49Nothing!
16:05Goodbye.
16:07Goodbye.
16:13Goodbye.
16:14Honey, how's it going in there?
16:15I really don't want to see another doctor.
16:17Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
16:20It's...
16:20I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
16:23Woman, actually.
16:24She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
16:29Just...
16:29Okay, I...
16:30I just don't understand the directions.
16:32I...
16:32You...
16:34So...
16:34You just...
16:35You poop in the hat.
16:37I don't want to poop in the hat.
16:40Sorry.
16:41Let me...
16:41Let me just get rid of this man.
16:44Please.
16:44Orson.
16:45Please.
16:45Just...
16:45Just poop in the hat.
16:47And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
16:49Like, I mean it.
16:50I mean not even water.
16:51Ow!
16:52This house!
16:53What?
16:54I can't talk.
16:55I'm in the middle of a family...
16:58What spider?
16:59Like, I'm the spider.
17:01I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
17:03I think it's a song.
17:04Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
17:06Okay, grow up.
17:07Move on.
17:08Not taking no for an answer is...
17:10Sometimes the answer really is no.
17:11If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
17:14Go down swinging.
17:15But why go down at all?
17:16Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
17:18Go.
17:18Enjoy your life.
17:19I don't know.
17:19Play pickleball.
17:20Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
17:23Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
17:26Pickleball.
17:27Yeah, very clever.
17:28I hear your words behind your words.
17:30There are no words behind my words.
17:33I...
17:40Goddamn.
17:41Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
17:46A light little spawn of Satan.
17:50Respect.
17:58You're the man.
17:59You're the man.
18:06You're the man.
18:08Hi.
18:09Can I come in?
18:11We can talk.
18:12Yeah?
18:13Oh, God.
18:15Get off me.
18:18We are authorized.
18:20You're filming this?
18:21He stabbed me.
18:22He stabbed me.
18:23He's...
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:25I can't.
18:26I can't.
18:27Oh, God.
18:29You assholes.
18:31You laughing?
18:32You laughing?
18:33You laughing?
18:33You can't kill me?
18:35You can't kill me.
18:45I can't kill you.
18:48I can't kill you.
19:03I can't kill you.
19:04I can't kill you.
19:05I can't kill you.
19:11Oh, your face.
19:12Do you need some ice?
19:13Yeah, floating in vodka.
19:14Four fingers.
19:15And more bunting.
19:16A lot more bunting.
19:16More, yep.
19:29Hey.
19:30There you are.
19:32We got our problems.
19:33Secfa's plane is still circling.
19:36Delayed an hour, at least.
19:40It's beautiful and awful, yeah?
19:43This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
19:46Same smell.
19:47It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
19:50Charred flesh.
19:52You smell that?
19:54It's bacon.
19:56Pig flesh.
19:58Are you getting triggered?
20:00I know how to ride it out.
20:01I've had 30 years of practice.
20:03Ruffrey, how we doing?
20:05How's it going?
20:05How's it looking, huh?
20:06Enough bunting?
20:07Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
20:10You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
20:12I think it's the right amount.
20:14Great, great.
20:14I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting greeting Secfa,
20:19and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero, two heroes, you know,
20:22being a successful guy, helping, helping.
20:25Sure, sure.
20:26Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
20:28Because of the smoke.
20:30No.
20:31Where's the know-how?
20:32I mean, blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
20:36I don't know.
20:37Just do it.
20:37Hey, what happened to your face?
20:41What happened to your face?
20:42Just get her.
20:43Just get her.
20:43Hoo-ha.
20:44Do it.
20:46America!
20:49Don't ask people to dance, okay?
20:50No one's going to want to dance.
20:51Just, you'll look stupid.
20:53Wasn't going to.
20:53Yeah, and keep it classy.
20:54Nothing French.
20:56The caterers are not happy.
20:57Who is?
20:58They're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
21:01Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
21:05You know, pork charred with old-growth giant sequoia rub.
21:09You know, right?
21:09You don't see that on the menu every day.
21:11I've never seen it.
21:12Go!
21:13Great.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:16She's landing.
21:17Oh, yes, yes.
21:18Okay, good.
21:19What kind of music does sex file like?
21:20We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
21:24She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
21:25I actually, you know.
21:27Oh, don't.
21:29Flag on the play.
21:30Okay.
21:31It turns out that she had two events booked tonight,
21:34and due to the delay, she can't make it to both.
21:38So she's choosing one that's not mine?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Because I'm a shit-in-me.
21:44You have to be.
21:47Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
21:52It's Spookle.
21:53They do our social media stuff, and...
21:55You know, it's a big contract, actually.
21:58You know, bigger...
22:01Open it.
22:02I don't care.
22:02Duncan.
22:02Duncan.
22:03What?
22:03Maybe if you called her...
22:04I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
22:07Spookle!
22:09Spookle!
22:12The guests are starting to...
22:13Yeah, tell them to go home.
22:14It's done.
22:14It's over.
22:15It's over.
22:16Shut it down.
22:16DJ Dipset.
22:17Unplug it.
22:18It's done.
22:18Party's over.
22:19Party's over.
22:19Put everything down.
22:20Party is over.
22:21Do not take photos.
22:23Party's fucking done.
22:35Big blind.
22:43Needed to lock in Sekva, Tom.
22:46Pack her.
22:46Hijack her to a black site.
22:48I won't report the bitch until you seal the deal.
22:50It's called salesmanship.
22:53I promise one drink and one go.
22:57Oh, look who it is.
22:58The architect of my bloody government contract.
23:03Hi, Martin.
23:04Hi, Duncan.
23:05Oh, Nenna, I forgot I invited you.
23:09Barry, can you show Nenna out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
23:13Thanks.
23:28What happened?
23:30Oh, this investor recruitment.
23:35A hard no, I take it.
23:37Yep.
23:38Nobody wants Dunkey.
23:40Not you, not your VA.
23:45Sorry.
23:46There was circumstances.
23:48Jesus, can't go any lower.
23:49It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
23:53The deal's not dead.
23:58God, Martin's weird.
24:02Aren't we all?
24:10Where's Lily?
24:13Obsessively watching news over the fire.
24:16You know, then she knew you were going to be here.
24:20If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
24:25Such a waste, though.
24:28Serving a sentence without committing a crime.
24:34This is where the engineers work.
24:38Messy.
24:39If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
24:44Einstein.
24:45Very good, Sander.
24:48Hey, let's go talk to him.
25:02Are you all right?
25:05Do you need...
25:06I don't know.
25:09Water?
25:10Or...
25:11Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
25:14Sorry.
25:16My...
25:17It's, uh...
25:19His name is Alexander.
25:22He's a...
25:23Friend.
25:24Are you with the...
25:25It was the VA.
25:27That's right.
25:28I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
25:31First Gulf.
25:33I see.
25:34Did you kill anyone?
25:35Sander.
25:36The hell is this?
25:37Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
25:41Is that thing recording me?
25:43It's not recording.
25:45It's learning.
25:45Learning.
25:46You're teaching him about war.
25:50Is that all right?
25:52It...
25:52Would you like to talk to him?
25:55Nah, I don't like his face.
25:58It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
26:03cry aloud for blood.
26:05More vengeance.
26:07More desolation.
26:09War is hell.
26:13General Sherman.
26:15What's your name, soldier?
26:18Tom.
26:25Do you want to sit down?
26:32I'm just not doing something, right?
26:38For the life of me, I...
26:40I don't know what it is.
26:44Just...
26:47You're Duncan, bloody Mark.
26:49I know.
26:51You're not perfect.
26:53You're impossible to ignore.
26:57That counts for a lot.
27:03Go home.
27:05Get some rest.
27:06You look up all night.
27:07It's pronounced appealing.
27:10Both.
27:11At the same time.
27:14I'm gonna go find Martin.
27:16Who?
27:17Martin.
27:18I know.
27:36Can I help you?
27:38Hmm?
27:39No, I'm good.
27:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
27:44Is that a therapy bot?
27:46Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
27:50His name is Alexander.
27:51He's AGI.
27:53Bullshit.
27:54That's years away.
27:56He has his own thoughts.
27:59Own feelings been raising him.
28:01Curating his intake.
28:02With great care and affection.
28:06Martin!
28:08Can we go?
28:12What are we looking at?
28:16Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
28:23Hey, Klaus.
28:25Hey, Anushka.
28:26Have you seen Tom?
28:30What's happening?
28:32Your friend is...
28:34the first...
28:35real-world test case
28:37for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
28:41Fuck yous.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:44The people are spinning.
28:46Oh, no.
28:47You have to fix everything in your body.
28:50Oh, no.
29:11did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
29:21you
29:22can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get uh maybe go for a walk
29:31get things moving you could take the dog
29:38what and if your dad asked you to eat poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
29:43watch your attitude i don't like it
30:24been thinking perhaps i've squeezed
30:29all i can out of cupertino reach the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
30:35well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground exactly
30:43like what you did tonight with alexander and tom huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time
30:53we saw tech help
30:59i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
31:06truth be told
31:09well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
31:20are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves please absolutely blew it on climate
31:30data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
31:35and have we made the lives of our children better provably no we can have q-tips at our door
31:42in an hour
31:42uh huzzah for us
31:49but you've you've actually done something that might be different
31:56the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance and gave us jack russell terriers
32:04i was just wondering if i should finally collaborate with you and alexander
32:08let's not cross streams you know uh xander is he's my thing no i martin i know
32:22you're the creator and it could be something we can do together
32:29in february of last year you told me cinder looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
32:34and then in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on the toddler's chew toy
32:42in february of last year you remember you remember no i do
33:12no
33:16No.
33:18Duncan.
33:20Duncan, the house is gone.
33:22Early this morning they had to abandon it.
33:25Oh, my God, it's all gone.
33:35We'll build a new one.
33:37I don't want a new one.
33:40Well, you can't have what's gone.
33:44So...
33:45Thanks.
33:47So much.
33:50Very comforting.
33:53The house we got married,
33:54and what did you do?
33:55What did you do there, Lily, huh?
33:57You ate some pruned Danish?
33:59Is that...
34:00Are you being...
34:02Okay, are you being serious?
34:05Yes. Yes. Yes, I am.
34:08Okay.
34:09I'm very serious.
34:10It wasn't at the house.
34:13Despite our arrangement.
34:14It's just your idea, by the way.
34:16I wouldn't do that.
34:17Where was it then?
34:18I told you...
34:18I told you I'm not back!
34:20Oh, like a pig, right?
34:22Great, great.
34:23Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
34:25You are disgusting!
34:27And just so you know,
34:28mud is antimicrobial.
34:32No!
34:37The house was ours!
34:40It was ours!
34:42It was ours!
34:42What's up?
34:46I heard the news.
34:48I'm so sorry.
34:56Thank you, sweetheart.
35:02Oh, cashing her hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
35:05Okay.
35:13Come on!
35:16Headphones.
35:18Lily...
35:19Everyone wins with headphones.
35:22You love his music.
35:23This was our first concert.
35:26What is wrong with you?
35:27Seriously.
35:28He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
35:31He's sad.
35:32Ben!
35:35What?
35:36There was a spider.
35:39Get up.
35:40Out!
35:41Out!
35:58We're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip.
36:00Okay.
36:01Might make it a little loopy.
36:04Well, what if I say something?
36:06Like what?
36:07I don't know.
36:09Um...
36:09Something that I...
36:10Know?
36:11That I...
36:12Maybe you don't know I know?
36:14Oh, sweetie.
36:15I'll...
36:16I'll plug my ears.
36:19Oh, yeah.
36:20Here's the, um...
36:23Hey, here.
36:25Samples are handled by the lab tech.
36:27Not a lab tech.
36:28Oh.
36:29Okay, so where do I...
36:30In the lab.
36:31Just a couple more and we're done.
36:33First Pavilion East.
36:34One building over.
36:35You better get it there.
36:36They go to lunch at 12.
36:37Past that, we'll have to collect another one.
36:39Oh, yeah.
36:39And you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
36:43Okay.
36:44I will take the sample.
36:47I, um...
36:47Oh, just call me, okay?
36:49If you're feeling...
36:49You rushed me out without my phone.
36:51Oh, right.
36:52Here.
36:52Have mine.
36:54Just...
36:55Call me if you're feeling...
36:56I'll have your phone.
36:57Right.
36:58Okay.
36:58Um, well, I'll be right back.
37:00So just...
37:00Watch a show.
37:02Or something.
37:02Don't buy anything.
37:04I love you.
37:22Where's my mom?
37:23She's not here, buddy.
37:34What?
37:4010...
37:439...
37:448...
37:458...
37:467...
37:496...
37:517...
37:528...
37:568...
37:594...
38:005...
38:025...
38:044...
38:068...
38:078...
38:10Home!
38:14Where's 52?
38:34Please!
38:35You don't take samples during lunch.
38:37Oh my god!
38:37Please!
38:39Please!
38:39I got lost!
38:41Please!
38:41Please!
38:47Look, I bend the rules for you.
38:49You're gonna tell someone.
38:50Then I gotta do it for everyone.
38:51Look, you went to school to help people, right?
38:55So did I.
38:56And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
38:59I really get it.
39:02But you can help me.
39:04Me?
39:05A person.
39:06And it's my son's excrement.
39:07So, so two people.
39:11It's rules.
39:15Yeah.
39:17Rules.
39:27Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
39:31Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
39:33It's nasty out there.
39:35Heaven knows me.
39:38I walk the stream.
39:40Ooh!
39:41Yes!
39:43And I can't bear it evermore.
39:49Heaven keep me out through this dream.
39:57And I can't bear it evermore.
40:04Hey, bud.
40:05Little woozy.
40:06Give me thumbs up.
40:11Well, stay down.
40:13Can't hurt if you don't remember.
40:18Hmm.
40:28Hmm.
40:34Hmm.
40:34Hmm.
40:36Joanne.
40:37Mm-hmm.
40:39Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
40:43I've, I lost, um, a friend.
40:47Kind of.
40:48Kind of.
40:49Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
40:54Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
40:57And it has been a disaster.
40:59Like, he hates me.
41:00I, I, I don't even know why.
41:02Because you are a bad man.
41:05A bad, bad, bad man.
41:11Is this Orwell?
41:13No one likes you.
41:17Not.
41:18Even.
41:19You.
41:20I like me.
41:22I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
41:24Did she tell you that?
41:26Get her.
41:28Arrivederci douchey douchey.
41:40How the hell with this?
41:41Hey!
41:43Shit.
41:48You would not believe what I have just been through.
41:53Okay.
41:55Oh, my God.
41:57You're all done.
41:58Let's go home.
42:00You must be starving.
42:02Oh, my God.
42:03So first, that bitchy nurse.
42:10Is that ramen?
42:12Mm-hmm.
42:13Mm-hmm.
42:14Oh, I love ramen.
42:16You remembered.
42:19But dad never gets it for me.
42:21Oh.
42:22Thanks, Mom.
42:24You're the best.
42:28What'd they put in those meds of yours?
42:30Oh, yeah.
42:31That stuff was great.
42:33Yeah.
42:34Well, enjoy the ride.
42:35No refills.
42:36How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
42:46Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
42:51I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
42:57Damn it.
42:59Oh, it's okay.
43:00No regrets.
43:02I was right where I was supposed to be.
43:06Hello?
43:08Yeah.
43:09Yeah.
43:11So fast.
43:17Well, that can't be.
43:21That, that's not possible.
43:26Are you sure?
43:30Yeah.
43:32No.
43:36Yes, I will.
43:37I will follow up.
43:44That was the lab.
43:51Say it.
43:54Say what you did.
43:58Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
44:03You gave me dog shit.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:08Why?
44:11Why?
44:13Why?
44:14Why?
44:16No.
44:28No, no.
44:33I know it wasn't.
44:34I don't get any proof.
44:35Oh, no.
44:46What do you want, Duncan?
44:49What are you talking about?
44:53His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
45:00Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
45:02And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
45:06Wait, was that your intention?
45:09I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
45:16tenable.
45:16You needed to see that.
45:17You wanted him to humiliate me?
45:20You despise me that much.
45:23You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
45:26No.
45:27No, I offered you a partnership.
45:30Are you hearing yourself?
45:32You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
45:35I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
45:40I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
45:45No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
45:48You threatened my livelihood, my family.
45:51I am only human, Duncan, and I was right.
45:54I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
45:55A fool?
45:56A fool?
46:01Oh, no.
46:03You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
46:06A lottery.
46:07That's how you get a college roommate.
46:09That's how you got Hamish.
46:11The actual genius.
46:13So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
46:20By God, you're mean.
46:23Well, I could be mean too, you know.
46:25Okay.
46:26Fine.
46:27You want to turn me in?
46:28Turn me in.
46:29I will lose my license, yes.
46:31But then, you know what goes right out the window?
46:35Doctor-patient confidentiality.
46:37You're afraid of humiliation?
46:39I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry,
46:44and I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
46:49Why?
46:49Why are you doing this?
46:51Give it up, Duncan.
46:52The world doesn't revolve around you.
46:54It never did.
46:55And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
47:00Fine.
47:01I'm on my own.
47:02Yeah, I am.
47:05Always was.
47:07Always will be.
47:09Yes!
47:10Great, great, great.
47:12You know what, Joanne?
47:13I can work with that.
47:15Yep.
47:16Stay tuned.
47:40God damn it, you're ugly.
47:51Hey.
47:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
47:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
48:04Is it good bothering you, Carl?
48:05Yes.
48:06What do you want me to do?
48:08Who would that coffee get us about, please?
48:10Oh, my God.
48:11He's kidding.
48:12He's kidding.
48:12We're old friends.
48:18He...
48:19All right, he's set.
48:21It's Linus Foe.
48:23They were playing him, everyone.
48:25Hon, can you just turn this off?
48:29Huh?
48:33You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
48:40We, uh, threw this big tits-out-blow-out party, and I wanted Linus Foe to play.
48:45So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
48:49So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
48:56bitch couldn't be bought.
48:59And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
49:03And Linus Foe came to my house, my own backyard, and played three songs, then walked off stage, flashed me
49:11the bird, double-barreled, in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad, and he screamed,
49:18And you people are fucking disgusting.
49:23Huh.
49:24Well, it messed me up.
49:27For a while.
49:29And then I, uh,
49:33I finally went to therapy.
49:36Yeah.
49:37Not afraid to admit it.
49:39And I realized, you know what?
49:41He wasn't giving me the finger.
49:43He was giving himself the finger.
49:45Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
49:51that.
49:51I broke him.
49:55Most people are weak.
49:56But not you, Carl.
49:58Not you.
49:59No.
50:00No, you're not.
50:01You can't tolerate bullshit.
50:03Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
50:06And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
50:09If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Foe's.
50:14A loser.
50:15Who can be bought off.
50:17It's you.
50:18You.
50:19Not them.
50:20Not Cupertino.
50:21You.
50:21I need you.
50:23And I'm so sure of it.
50:267% stake.
50:2710% below market value.
50:30And I get 300 million capital infusion.
50:34Market credibility.
50:36And someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear.
50:41We're not just mining data, Carl.
50:45We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
50:49And what happens after that?
50:51It's changed.
50:51Changed.
50:52Every single person.
50:54What they want.
50:55What they think.
50:56What people believe.
51:05Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
51:06I'm going home.
51:18You.
51:21I'm going home.
51:22You.
51:25I'm going home.
51:44Robo-Tunes, make me a song of triumph
51:47in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
52:02The earth swung low, the sky split in two.
52:05But Duncan kept walking as great men do.
52:10They said you can win, and he whispered you'll see.
52:14And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
52:19Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
52:22Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
52:27And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
52:32Carl Bardoff is coming.
52:34He's one of us!
52:39What?
52:40You were here at Harvard.
52:41I never went to Harvard.
52:42You were with Duncan Park.
52:44What were you two up to?
52:45I'm heading back into the game, so thank you.
52:48Alvin died.
52:49The landlord?
52:50I don't want to lose our home.
52:52Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
52:55No!
52:56Shut up!
53:01What a douche.
53:04Orson, Barack, Stern.
53:09Mom?
53:10What were you watching?
53:11Naked people.
53:14In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
53:18Oh my god, for five minutes you can hold it in.
53:21No, I can't.
53:22Orson has IBS.
53:24He's got difficulty with his stomach.
53:26It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
53:30It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
53:34So there's a need for parental guidance here.
53:38Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
53:41And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
53:47You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
53:50and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems,
53:53and like she matters more.
53:54It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
53:59Samples are handled by the lab tech.
54:01You better get it there.
54:02They go to lunch at 12.
54:04It's another instance of someone's hubris.
54:08Joanne's in this case.
54:09I can fix this problem.
54:11Confronting and colliding with reality.
54:14There's a firestorm going on outside.
54:17There's wildfires.
54:17The air is terrible.
54:18And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
54:22And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
54:26And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
54:30And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
54:36Yes!
54:37To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
54:40You would not believe what I have just been through.
54:48You do it with this.
54:50Is that good enough?
54:51Because I need blood on this fork.
54:52In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
54:56Duncan Park.
54:57Hypernosis.
54:58To being stabbed by him.
55:00Because with a forward-facing data analytics out there.
55:08And then eventually bagging him.
55:09And it's all about relentlessness.
55:12And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
55:18sink.
55:25Spider can talk.
55:26He would say to me, go down swinging.
55:28Well, why go down at all?
55:29Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
55:31Go, enjoy your life.
55:32I don't know, play pickleball.
55:33Yeah, very clever.
55:34I hear your words behind your words.
55:36There are no words behind my words.
55:38And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me.
55:42And never stop coming back.
55:44And that's what he does with Bardolph.
55:46I need you.
55:48And I'm so sure of it.
55:51Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
55:54In the end, he wins.
55:58One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
56:04He ends!
56:05He ends!
56:07Oh!
56:08Oh!
56:08Oh my!
56:09Oh!
56:09Oh!
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