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00:10To be continued...
00:50A message to Jojo Therapy.
00:56Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
01:03I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
01:09Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
01:16Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
01:25Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
01:29Are you kidding?
01:31Obviously.
01:33It's Duncan.
01:36How many ketones?
01:380.3 millimolar.
01:40Too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
01:42I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
01:43What the hell?
01:44Where is my one-by?
01:46Oh, um, I don't know.
01:48My one-by.
01:49My one-by.
01:52Where's Thelma?
01:53What's this?
01:54Where's Thelma?
01:55Thelma, Thelma, the tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
01:58Yeah, remember?
01:59Where is it?
02:00I don't know where the cube is.
02:02Did you take my cube, Thelma?
02:04Listen, I'm not accusing you.
02:06I know it's cliche, but we were just talking about it.
02:09No, no, Thelma.
02:11Brain food only.
02:13Fish with the good Omega 3, the Atlantic Nova.
02:17Don't cry, don't do that, but where is the cube?
02:18It's okay, Thelma, she's crying.
02:20She's not crying.
02:22She stole the cube.
02:23Hey, this is what you once said about you.
02:25He yelled out.
02:26Nothing worse.
02:27Nothing worse?
02:27Really?
02:28She fucked a great day.
02:36Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
02:42It's time to think endowment gifts.
02:44Stanford's not taking this one for free.
02:46Okay.
02:49Ah, Adam.
02:55Hey, Duncan.
02:57Hey, Duncan.
02:58Oh, Jesus.
02:59No, no, you paparazzi, you know?
03:00Well, you weren't taking my calls.
03:02I can't find the stock app on this thing.
03:05Concerns about your price?
03:07No, just doing fiduciary hygiene.
03:09Well, markets are closed today.
03:10It's Labor Day.
03:10Oh.
03:11Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
03:12Well, but hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
03:15So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
03:20Come on, man, you started this.
03:22Are talks still going ahead?
03:23What's happening?
03:24You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me.
03:27Ooh, leak the rumor?
03:28Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
03:32Hey, can we stop running, please?
03:34I understand an American diet.
03:37Duncan, please!
03:41Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
03:45Not from me, anyway.
03:46Good.
03:46And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're going to need to stay my deep throat,
03:52okay?
03:52No.
03:53You're my deep throat.
03:55Any way you like it, Nana.
04:02Audio message to JoJo Therapy?
04:04Hey, um, just to say, you can hit me back.
04:08I'm anxious, okay?
04:09Man, anxious.
04:11Manxious!
04:15I want a gun.
04:17Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
04:20They think they did.
04:21Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
04:24You caught a guy, not the guy.
04:27Are you hungry?
04:28Eat something.
04:28My child sleeps down there, okay?
04:31I mean, what if this guy is still out there lurking, waiting?
04:35I need more than that.
04:35See, this is why your tummy hates you.
04:37Looks like you tried to break the seal with this.
04:40That's my Pippin!
04:41This is, oh my God.
04:43This is an original Broadway cast recording.
04:47Wow.
04:47No, I'm trashed.
04:49I'm sorry, that's just...
04:50You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
04:52How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
04:55I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
04:58Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord, we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're going to...
05:03He's done nothing.
05:04Okay, but we're going to talk to him, obviously, okay?
05:06No gun.
05:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
05:11No offense.
05:13You rent?
05:18You might not be taking this seriously enough.
05:20I think you were being a little bit irrational, to tell you the truth.
05:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
05:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
05:26I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
05:31I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
05:37I don't.
05:37I mean, the CIA does it all the time.
05:40The CIA?
05:41Yes, the CIA.
05:42Okay.
05:43There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
05:44It's going to help.
05:45I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
05:47I want a fucking gun.
05:49I never get anything I want.
05:50We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
05:54Oh.
05:54Fine, fine.
05:55Well, now, I want a gun.
06:14I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
06:19Whittingidea.com.
06:20That's whitting with a Y, by the way.
06:21Like whining, but more horrible.
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:25I don't know that site.
06:27People pay $15,000 to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
06:3315 minutes.
06:34But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
06:37So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored, retired types like me.
06:42It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
06:47That's how bad it triggered me.
06:49Never again.
06:50It's okay, Carl.
06:52We all feel that way.
06:54Sometimes horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
07:00We want to lash out.
07:02Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
07:05Yes.
07:05Yes.
07:06Amen, sister.
07:07Let's hurt them.
07:09Yeah.
07:09But what are some strategies that we could use?
07:14What about our mnemonics?
07:17Stop.
07:17S-T-O-P, stop.
07:19Yeah, that thing.
07:20Yeah, that's right.
07:21S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:23O.
07:24Yeah, can I, forgive me.
07:25Can I just, the S of stop is stop.
07:29The acronym is stop.
07:31But the S of stop stands for stop?
07:34Yeah, yeah.
07:34That's, um, that's, um, uh, that's, no, that's right.
07:37Um, S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:39O, observe.
07:40P, proceed mindfully.
07:43It's just a, a little thing to remember for when that.
07:46The S of stop is for stop, correct?
07:48I mean, can you people pretend to, to dress it up a little bit?
07:53I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
07:56I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
08:01Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
08:03I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
08:07If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
08:10I'm here because I can't stop, right?
08:12The stop is only the first step.
08:14Yeah, of stop.
08:15Of stop.
08:16Right, stop.
08:18Now, T, take a step back.
08:21Yeah, are you, are you testing me?
08:22Because I think I may fail.
08:24Because I may start, S is for start, T, throwing things.
08:29Carl.
08:30A is for at, R is for, uh...
08:33Don't say it.
08:34I'm going to say it.
08:35Don't say it.
08:35I'm going to say it.
08:36Retarded.
08:37Okay.
08:37And the last T is for therapist.
08:39I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
08:43Huh?
08:44I said it.
08:45Okay.
08:46Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
08:48You breathe.
08:52I've seen S.A.T. scores go up 15, 20% with the right fungal regime, but there's always
08:57side effects with fungus.
08:59Okay.
09:00So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
09:03Sure.
09:04But let's say she hits 1,300, and we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
09:12David, you're on Guides-
09:19Right, yes.
09:19It's, like, worth 100 IQ points.
09:22Right.
09:22Yeah.
09:23For the interview.
09:24Yeah.
09:24And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
09:27Maybe multicolor?
09:28Uh...
09:29Manifest individuality?
09:32Mm, no.
09:34I think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata.
09:39No.
09:40I want the first swing.
09:42No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
09:44Let's talk accommodations.
09:45Dr. Gary?
09:46Mm.
09:47Yes.
09:47A little preview, perhaps?
09:49Yeah.
09:49Yeah?
09:50So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
09:56Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines.
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:00The nonverbal abstract processing average, but Jameson does meet the qualifying diagnostic
10:06criteria for ADHD, but only just...
10:10So, double time.
10:11Does she get double?
10:13If you'd like...
10:14A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
10:16Right.
10:17Okay, I don't need it.
10:18I'm not sped.
10:19Duncan?
10:20Remy?
10:21You remember Remy, our admissions consultant.
10:23Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
10:24Read the, um, endowments.
10:26Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
10:28Uh, any more starts to look like a run.
10:31Unless we're talking a new library.
10:33Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
10:36This is all such bullshit, Jamie.
10:38No.
10:38She's upset about being neurodivergent.
10:41I'm not.
10:41Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
10:43I'm not.
10:44You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
10:47Let's retest.
10:49Sure?
10:49Take the neural thingy, okay?
10:51To see that, I'll take you, we'll get cheeseburgers.
10:53No, no cheeseburgers.
10:54And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
10:56I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
10:59And, hey, who among the so-conservants are in a little divergent in the neuro, right?
11:03Right.
11:04I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
11:08We're on the outside looking in, right, Dr. Gary?
11:10That's right.
11:12That's a really interesting perspective on that.
11:17Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
11:19Well, why was she?
11:21No.
11:23What?
11:24No, why would she?
11:25That's, uh, I'm sorry, I misspoke.
11:26Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks.
11:29Joanne is my wife.
11:30Joanne was texting.
11:31Right.
11:31And then I was talking to her, and I just...
11:33Oh, look, there she is again, right?
11:35Yeah.
11:36What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
11:41Uh, no.
11:44Glad to see your phone's working.
11:46Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
11:50Shall I ask him?
11:57No, you don't, lady.
11:59You can't cancel on me.
12:00You do not get to do that.
12:02Hello?
12:03Come here.
12:04Hey.
12:05Can I?
12:05Yeah.
12:06Listen, uh, just to apologize.
12:08It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
12:13It was...
12:14A violation?
12:14Transgression?
12:15Crime?
12:16No, not a crime, actually.
12:18But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me, ever.
12:22I've never been diagnosed.
12:24It's...
12:25I'm sorry.
12:27We were having quite an anxious morning.
12:29That's...
12:29Actually, uh...
12:31Keep meaning to get tested.
12:33But, um...
12:37Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
12:42I mean, I'm housed.
12:43Oh, great.
12:44What do you do now?
12:45It's Labor Day, Gary.
12:46You want to labor?
12:48Uh...
12:48Sure.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Today?
12:51Sure.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Great.
12:52You need the internet.
12:53No.
12:54No.
12:54Great.
12:54Old school.
12:55Good.
12:55Not here.
12:56Not here.
12:57I know a great place.
12:58Don't bother us, even if they wanted to.
13:01Okay?
13:01Yeah?
13:06Okay.
13:07So, microphones.
13:08Same as bed dogs.
13:10You don't know where it's warm.
13:13Right?
13:13Yeah.
13:14Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
13:17And look closely.
13:19Oh, that's right.
13:19In your closet, you can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny,
13:24as a grain of salt.
13:26And people, your art, those p-pays,
13:30and that pattern hiding a pretty pretty good night.
13:33And remember, it's only paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna-Busari's.
13:39And...
13:39That's right.
13:40...
13:49...
13:49...
13:49...
13:53...
13:54...
13:54...
14:17What's wrong, Gary?
14:18You're looking a little green.
14:19No, no, no.
14:19One of those guys who really likes to drive.
14:21I wasn't finding it.
14:22It's a self-driving car.
14:24I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
14:27Right, yeah.
14:28You're not a risk guy, Gary?
14:29Huh?
14:31Sure.
14:31Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
14:33Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
14:35Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
14:40Is it?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
14:44Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
14:45Not so much.
14:46It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, alcohol.
14:51Do you want to go?
14:52Right.
14:54Home, sweet home.
14:57Everyone has a smart house, right?
15:00This one's dumb.
15:01That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
15:04Blocks all cellular.
15:06Here, give me yours.
15:08Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
15:10But no cell phones inside.
15:13Yeah, sure.
15:15Great.
15:16Could use a break.
15:16Good.
15:17Great.
15:18Yep.
15:18The internet's never once popped its cherry.
15:21I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
15:24Your phone won't suggest you breathe in.
15:26I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
15:29Yeah.
15:30I suppose.
15:31Let's find out how weird I am.
15:45I confuse texture with temperature.
15:48Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:51Like when I touch things?
15:55Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:58Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
16:00You know, like a melon rind.
16:02So, rarely.
16:04I fear flowers with thorns.
16:07Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
16:11Never.
16:12I don't know.
16:13Wait, should I?
16:15Rarely.
16:16You, rarely.
16:18I feel judged by my clothes.
16:20Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
16:28Sometimes.
16:37I'm sorry, does that count for more?
16:40I have difficulty waiting my turn.
16:44Always, sometimes, rarely.
16:46Always.
16:56Orson.
16:57Orson, I need you.
16:58Right now.
17:00I...
17:01Did you lock the door?
17:05Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere on a thumb drive.
17:14And I need to change all of them.
17:17Okay, um...
17:18Hey, what if you just...
17:20I'll give me the computer password, then I can change them all.
17:25Aren't you smart?
17:27Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
17:33Uh, did you do the capital O?
17:40I did the capital O.
17:45That's not the right date.
17:46Well, it's my birthday.
17:48No, it's not.
17:50It...
17:50It totally is.
17:51It's the 11th.
17:53No, it's...
17:53It's the 10th.
17:58This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
18:04I...
18:13It's Halloumi's birthday.
18:16Halloumi?
18:18She was your dad's, actually.
18:20Um, uh, Halloumi.
18:22Wiener Dog.
18:23We scattered our ashes at the beach?
18:26That...
18:26That trip.
18:27That we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
18:29You remember.
18:31Yes, you do.
18:32You loved it.
18:33There was that, um...
18:34That mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers.
18:37And you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
18:41Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
18:42Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
18:49Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
18:53Yeah.
18:53Good idea.
18:59Um, like this?
19:00Um, right over here.
19:03This.
19:05Yeah?
19:05Yeah, thank you.
19:16Can you hear that?
19:17Listen.
19:21Total lock of microwaves.
19:24Yeah, it's...
19:25It's a beautiful house, Duncan.
19:29It was Hamish's.
19:31My business partner.
19:33College roommate.
19:35He loved it here.
19:36We co-founded Fafa.
19:38You remember Fafa?
19:39Yeah, uh, yeah.
19:41A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
19:43and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
19:46It was actually my second Subaru.
19:48Get that on Fafa.
19:49Nice.
19:50Nice.
19:51Okay, so I really gotta get back,
19:53so can you run me to the, uh...
19:54You remember Hamish?
19:55Hamish was a genius.
19:58Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
20:01He couldn't look people in the eye.
20:03He couldn't talk to people.
20:05I talked for him.
20:09Well...
20:13Dude had a horrible stutter.
20:16Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
20:19His shoes, his medication,
20:21you know, that kind of thing.
20:22And, uh, he'd go,
20:24Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
20:26And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
20:28Oh.
20:30He hanged himself.
20:33Oh.
20:33Right above where you're standing, actually.
20:35Oh, God.
20:36You still make out where he, uh,
20:39carved his goodbye.
20:40Sorry.
20:45Should have been your welcome, right?
20:47You're welcome.
20:48He gave me this house.
20:49Gave me everything.
20:50And a chance to do it on my own.
20:55Yeah.
20:58That's how I bought hypnosis.
21:06Wish that a Joanne back then.
21:09Let's go.
21:10Okay.
21:11Okay.
21:14Joanne deserves so much more.
21:16And I'm not talking about you.
21:17I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
21:21And I'm...
21:23I'm...
21:24I mean, financially.
21:25We're doing all right, Duncan.
21:27I appreciate your concern.
21:28You can call yourself a car, right?
21:30I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
21:32If you just go up the hill,
21:34you'll eventually get service, okay?
21:36Wait up, up the...
21:50What was Joanne texting Gary about?
21:52Uh, well...
21:53Was it about me?
21:54It was, wasn't it?
21:55It was about me.
21:56No, uh, no, it's not.
21:57It's, um...
21:58Okay, what is she, uh...
21:59She wants, uh...
22:00She wants a gun.
22:01A gun?
22:07A gun?
22:08Yes.
22:15A gun?
22:21Good morning.
22:23Good morning.
22:23Good morning.
22:24We'll figure it out.
22:35Good morning, Bill.
22:36Good morning, Dr. Webb.
22:38Uh, wondering...
22:39What's that?
22:41That was for Lacey.
22:43Last year, she was one of the ones who
22:44put herself in a Caltrain's path.
22:47Take it down, Bill,
22:48or else they will all want one.
22:57I don't know what they're gonna say.
23:00Left, uh, high round.
23:03Psycho.
23:06Probably make a lot of it just now
23:07if I un-alive myself.
23:10I'm just having too much fun, you know?
23:17Hm?
23:19What's that?
23:21You got no wisdom to share?
23:25Speak up!
23:27This is embarrassing.
23:56Are you nervous?
23:58Don't be.
23:58You're going to be great.
23:59You're not great.
24:00You don't have to be great.
24:01Just keep expectations reasonable.
24:04Here, I say this to my clients.
24:05You know the story of Icarus?
24:06He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell down to earth
24:12and died.
24:13But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
24:16The middle.
24:18That is where you want to be.
24:20Yep.
24:21Not drowning.
24:22Not getting burned by the sun.
24:23But hey, you're flying.
24:25That's cool.
24:26Thanks, Mom.
24:29Love you so much.
24:30You have no idea.
24:32Oh, yeah.
24:47Hey, how's it going?
24:49Thanks a lot.
24:50Hi.
24:51Hi.
24:52Name and query?
24:53Orson Stern, 90th grade.
25:00I'm new, so.
25:04Uh, Dr. Webb?
25:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
25:11Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
25:16We can't onboard you until we get it.
25:18My dad was supposed to do that.
25:20Oh, well, can you give him a call?
25:25Yeah.
25:46Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
25:48Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
25:51Someone will come by you.
25:53Hey.
25:55Hey.
25:58Hey.
26:02Hey.
26:03Hey.
26:04Hey.
26:05Hey.
26:06Hey.
26:13Hey.
26:17Hey.
26:20Hey.
26:22Hey.
26:22Hey.
26:34have a good day yeah um hey uh you should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
26:42that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um why cruel
26:48duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
26:57you
26:57were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
27:02off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
27:07according to the rules of therapy international
27:15oh my god
27:18oh
27:18oh
27:20oh
27:46oh
27:52oh
27:53oh
27:54oh
27:55oh
27:55oh
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28:03oh
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28:15oh
28:16oh
28:16oh
28:27oh
28:28oh
28:45hello
28:46can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i do
28:53not
28:53recognize oh dear have a seat thank you um the sticky part is
28:58uh
28:59i'm a psychologist
29:00um but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office
29:05working from home
29:06the dream
29:07yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh found my brokerage accounts
29:13okay let's see what we're talking about here
29:16okay thank you
29:17name
29:19uh well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing
29:25is worry
29:26i mean if it was one of my patients i i couldn't testify um to it
29:32hmm
29:34sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department
29:36they know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz
29:39oh
29:40no no no no no um thank you
29:42um you see at least 10 of my patients could have done this so and and five of them have
29:48dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to themselves or their families
29:53they could come after me could even come after you pat
29:58well why would they come after me
30:01is there a world where we reverse the trades like give it back
30:08well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
30:16there weren't any losses
30:18only profits
30:21it's an ethical concern
30:23uh i can't be making money off my my patients
30:29well you could um you could give the money to charity like for psychologists
30:44or i could lose it to protect my patient make a bad bet maybe two
30:50muddy it up
30:50sure
30:51i can't advise you to do that we have duties
30:55fiduciary ones
30:56yeah yeah i get it
30:58i know what you do now great
31:00thank you pat
31:02now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey
31:06no
31:08can you get a clearer image her for this it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
31:13her phone is off so she's probably on to you
31:15did you geo fix her car
31:17yes but the signal's very shaky i'm only locked in on her telematics
31:20what's
31:22like her car's emergency systems
31:24okay
31:25even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon
31:27her tire pressure monitors
31:29well
31:31there's no hiding with this
31:32nice new takes my way
31:33i think this could be the hub for this project whatever we gotta call it
31:36did you come up with a name yet
31:38eye in the sky
31:39duncan
31:40that's funny but something a little more grand
31:43the dunquisition
31:44that's not funny
31:46the eye of odin
31:47no
31:48no no did
31:49no did
31:50like hypnosis hypnosis like g-o-n
31:52no no no g
31:54oh she's on the 280 and she's getting off
31:55oh where is she
31:57okay
31:57where is this perfect where is that
31:59um
32:00why did you turn it off
32:01just that um
32:02i've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman
32:06and this is
32:07not protecting and it's
32:08not probing
32:09it's straight up stalking
32:10we're not
32:12we're not stalking her
32:13we're stalking her car
32:15harper
32:15she wants to buy a gun
32:16to shoot duncan
32:17that's right
32:18that's right
32:18this is the life or death
32:20so now can you just do your job
32:21this is not my job
32:23this is extra
32:24how much do you make
32:25150
32:25if i give you two
32:27can we never have this conversation again
32:29i would like to be cto
32:33a threat to my physical well-being
32:35is your cue to negotiate
32:38we'll discuss it
32:39your next performance reveal
32:40oh it's now
32:41it sucks
32:42just get her back
32:45i have no
32:46i have no
32:47can we be quiet
32:47in the space please
32:48yeah sir
33:16the secret
33:19bring it to success
33:19take something people already do for free
33:21and charge them for it
33:23now
33:23you've got a business
33:25i'm the founder of brainwave
33:27what's your winning idea
33:28jesus christ
33:32come on
33:33come on
33:34work is life
33:35that's why i launched deathmo
33:37a reimagined workweek for your business
33:39where days are numbers
33:40not names
33:41no more mondays
33:42no more sundays
33:44just pure flow
33:45what's your winning idea
33:46morons
33:47morons
33:48morons
33:48morons
34:48Now, my alpha man, consider the king crab.
34:51Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
34:55So it is with young men.
34:56Yeah.
35:21wow great work champ worth every penny i thought you said no one else could do what you do well
35:26her car's off and her phone's off so i can't track her aura not for nothing but for every hour
35:32we run
35:32this algo we release a ton of carbon oh great we'll sponsor a penguin and if that extra 50k
35:38on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience you'll let me know about that too
35:45the gentleman from the va are here no they're not they're literally right there
35:52come on dude like a man what the hell oh i studied english called backspin backspin suck it
36:02suck it they are playing ping pong and you should get in the office but i told you to go
36:07off the deal
36:08with these posters i made an executive decision to plug my ears you better roll out the red carpet for
36:13them or you're gonna have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
36:19dollars you're not thinking things through what do you sell um i know the future no prince
36:29mishkin data the va has 16 million wounded heroes in its files you don't think big pharma would want
36:37data like that well life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins and if those data sales
36:45fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it maybe we can still get to
36:52heaven win-win it just feels like without ramish everyone's looking at me waiting for me to just
36:58fall on my dick no one is looking at you that's supposed to make me feel better well you want
37:05people
37:05to look at you yes yes i want them to look and see someone awesome oh i need some competition
37:16i played in faces all over the wow puffage jeffrey roughry
37:26so you're making yourselves at home yeah offices are um epic yes thank you thank you well uh i was
37:34thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification basically if we can show the
37:39dcb encounters what's unique about hypnosis we're unique as fuck
37:45great yeah uh harper harper uh this is our new cto harper and why don't you give them a look
37:53through
37:53the uh i've noted extra carbon for my friends here and uh we'll get that data merged into our system
38:00toot suite well uh we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load sorry
38:06trucks yeah a lot of it is uh is still on paper some uh floppy disks too so yeah
38:12you know well like uh when your home movies are on vhs kind of thing i don't know this is
38:17what the
38:18money's for huh to uh to upload and update paper floppy disk what what she's uh parked somewhere in
38:25milpitas do you want me to go no no i'll do it we just need some specs we will we
38:33will
38:44look at it lucky this is the wrong way why am i in the bay front express well we're working
38:47on it
38:48no where's joanne okay i'm turning around because i am sorry shut up shut up shut up
38:54okay okay that makes sense go back down
38:55wait why come her asshole oh it's an ev okay i'm part of the solution
39:03bitch oh joanne you can't hide from me
39:23okay okay okay parking lot they're looking left right right looking right okay try the left i don't
39:31see her there there is nothing here okay literally there is nothing here all right just hold tight
39:37you should be there
39:38you should be there
39:49uh-oh
39:58all right ready for some jokes
40:06why did the monkey fall out of the tree because boachers got off his arms test please
40:14organic facial expression of positive affect he smiled he laughed right just like any teenage
40:21person now he just needs spots and raging hormones trophy for you xander thank you horton
40:28um alexander trophies are dopamine shortcuts for those of us with dopamine he's making his own
40:34dopamine he's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens you're in a bubble you
40:39have no idea what teens today are going through first turtle right trophy for test if you make it to
40:48you think you guys want to go out of the way to sleep and get out of the way to
40:49sleep and collect it
40:56you have no idea how to sleep in the morning i'm living in the morning i'm living in the morning
41:09i'm riding in the morning
42:29I don't want to sorrow you.
42:33Get out!
42:34Calm down, calm down.
42:35Gary!
42:36I just want to talk.
42:37Gary!
42:38No, Gary, Gary, Gary.
42:41He's not here, okay?
42:42The muscle's gone.
42:42He took the car.
42:44Just...
42:45Joanne?
42:49Lift up your arms.
42:52Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
42:57This is my first time.
42:58Okay, I'm going to call the police.
43:01No, no, and I'm going to call Nana Marks.
43:04You know the journalist?
43:05She hounds me for tips all the time.
43:07All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
43:09Shrink turns patient's trauma into traits.
43:12Who wouldn't want to click that?
43:12Come here, like that.
43:15Let's go.
43:27You think you know everything about me?
43:30Well, you don't.
43:32Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
43:36I decided not to go through with it.
43:39I figured you don't always work for any health.
43:42Ugh, oh my God.
43:44And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
43:49You have no right to any of it.
43:51But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
43:56I wanted my son.
43:59It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him
44:04while I finished my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
44:08So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
44:15him
44:15after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
44:18So, you think you know everything because you have information.
44:23But information is not insight.
44:26And of that, Duncan, you have none.
44:34Please, please, please, please, please, don't, don't do this.
44:42Is this what you want?
44:43Please.
44:45It was just on the little insider trading.
44:51I'm sorry.
44:52I'm sorry.
44:55So sorry.
44:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
44:59You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
45:03You are looking at this all wrong.
45:06I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you at the turtle-back zoo.
45:10I...
45:11Mike...
45:11What?
45:12What?
45:13How?
45:13That memoir you're writing, it's the one, no docs.
45:15It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
45:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
45:24That, God, come on, that's got to burn.
45:26It is JoJo's turn.
45:28Right?
45:29All I need is just one of your clients, someone, someone I could just do something with.
45:37That's it.
45:39And, of course, someone who's going to get me.
45:54Carl Bardolph.
45:57Carl Bardolph.
45:59Is it Bardolph's law?
46:00Bardolph, that, that Carl, Bardolph?
46:06Oh, wow, nice.
46:08Okay.
46:09Okay.
46:10Okay.
46:10So he wants to get back in the game.
46:11You know, what's his sweet spot?
46:12His, his open sesame.
46:14Come on.
46:15Joanne.
46:16I bet he likes it.
46:18People worshipping at his feet.
46:20Does he, does he miss it?
46:22The glory days.
46:24Oh, he's a glory hound.
46:25Yeah, yeah.
46:25I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
46:28Yeah, come on.
46:30Oh, come on.
46:33Always, sometimes, rarely, ever.
46:41Sometimes.
46:45Tell me more.
46:51Here we go.
46:54Hey.
46:59Well.
47:02Everything okay?
47:06Hey.
47:09You alright?
47:10Gary.
47:11Gary.
47:13I have to tell you something.
47:20So, Duncan Park?
47:22Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:24Yes.
47:25That's on me.
47:26I'm so sorry about that.
47:29I, it was a slip.
47:31It was just a slip.
47:32I, I'm, I'm sorry.
47:34I apologized right away.
47:36And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsycho bell.
47:45You, you, did what?
47:48Why?
47:49That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
47:52And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
47:56Gary, I see you're still activated.
47:58No, no, Gary.
47:59You have to listen to me.
48:00Okay, okay.
48:01Can you just let me?
48:01You listen to me.
48:02May I, please?
48:03May I?
48:06I get it.
48:07I do.
48:09Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
48:12Oh, please.
48:13Tell me more.
48:14Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
48:18Alright, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
48:22He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
48:26to treat clients.
48:28And I asked him, how do you do this?
48:29How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
48:33And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
48:41Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
48:48He was, no, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
48:55But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
49:02He's a human being, rich, poor.
49:05It doesn't matter.
49:10Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
49:13I hate to fight with you.
49:17Yeah?
49:20Anyway.
49:21Here.
49:25I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
49:28That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
49:30It's okay if you did.
49:31I heard you.
49:33And I wish I could give you a better.
49:39Anyway.
49:40Here.
49:47You're welcome.
49:47Silly.
49:51Silly.
49:52Yeah.
49:59Yeah?
50:02Oh.
50:06Oh my God, it's...
50:10It's perfect.
50:15Yum, right?
50:16Mm-hmm.
50:16I think this is our new regular.
50:19Yeah.
50:20I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
50:22This is good.
50:25Hey, Dad.
50:27Can't fire Thelma.
50:29She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
50:31And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
50:33Oh, this Thelma.
50:36This Thelma's born.
50:37No.
50:37What about the hot one when you were young?
50:39The shorts?
50:41That was Thelma.
50:42That was Delma.
50:44Really?
50:45Okay.
50:46Okay.
50:47How about this?
50:48You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't fire Thelma, okay?
50:54Deal.
50:55Mm-hmm.
50:57And also, I can get into Stanford for real without cheating.
51:02I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to have money.
51:05Okay.
51:05Okay.
51:07It is Daddy's money.
51:09And sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
51:12The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
51:15Cheaters never lose.
51:17And losers, they never cheat.
51:39Think about the sun.
51:42Pippin' Pippin'.
51:44Think about her golden glance.
51:51How she lights the world up.
51:54Well, now it's your chance.
51:57With a guardian of splendor inviting you to dance.
52:05Pippin, think about the sun, think about your life, Pippin, days are tame and nights the same, think about the
52:21beauty in one perfect flame, and the angels of the morning are falling out today.
52:32Pippin, think about the sun.
53:02Pippin, think about the sun.
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