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00:00:17On August 18, 1973, Sally Hardesty, her invalid brother Franklin, and their friends fell afoul
00:00:25of a bizarre cannibalistic clan of serial predators.
00:00:28His Hardesty was the sole survivor of that night of terror.
00:00:31She died in a private healthcare facility in 1977.
00:00:35A single member of the murderous family lived to see trial.
00:00:39Prosecution recorded his name as W.E. Sawyer.
00:00:42He died in the gas chamber in 1981.
00:00:45The jurors concluded that Leatherface, presumed to be an unapprehended killer,
00:00:50was in fact an alternate personality of Sawyer's,
00:00:52activated whenever he donned a crude mask made of human flesh.
00:00:56If there was no Leatherface in reality, then Sally Hardesty may at last rest at peace.
00:01:02If there actually was a Leatherface, he remains at large.
00:01:05And the so-called Texas Chainsaw Massacre was only the beginning.
00:01:09Beginning.
00:01:10Beginning.
00:01:20tiếngh
00:01:22tiếngh
00:01:23Min.
00:01:31Zig
00:01:32Them
00:01:39защит
00:03:56What?
00:03:59Radio reception shit.
00:04:02So's our conversation.
00:04:06You should be walked in the blood.
00:04:08If we beat this thing to death, we're just going to get mad, right?
00:04:11I don't want to fight anymore, okay?
00:04:13Me neither.
00:04:13What's the point?
00:04:14I mean, once we get to Florida, you're off to New York, then it's Arab Britannia all the way, right?
00:04:20We're over if we fight, we're over if we don't fight.
00:04:23Look, I just need some time on my own, okay?
00:04:26I mean, I wanted you on this trip so we could enjoy each other.
00:04:29We could talk.
00:04:31You mean talk or tiptoe around the real issue with chit-chat?
00:04:34Now you sound exactly like my father.
00:04:36Great.
00:04:38Hey, turn it up.
00:04:39We're getting something.
00:04:39...at the side of the grisly mass grave has caused the first ever traffic jam in the history of the
00:04:45interstate.
00:04:45So if you're a curious motorist, be ready to prove you're not a killer, or you may have to spend
00:04:50the night with a bunch of dead people.
00:04:54Stay tuned for your baby.
00:04:55Could be worse.
00:04:58At least we're not as bad off as those people in that body pit.
00:05:02They were murdered.
00:05:04God, they had to have been.
00:05:05They didn't jump in with big grins and bathing suits.
00:05:09Gotta fry that sucker if they find him.
00:05:13Violence is no answer to violence.
00:05:14Yeah, well, welcome to the real world, Michelle.
00:05:17You know, one of these days you're gonna have to live in it, no matter where you run.
00:05:47Walking in with me lately, we have to power up.
00:05:48Under camera on this afternoon.
00:05:49Back in a living room, if you are worried about what you're about you're purchasing and affätte, Or do?
00:05:50It won't be a飛散, you know.
00:05:50Maybe knowing what you're getting to the earth in this afternoon.
00:05:52The very first night that goin to me.
00:05:56Welcome to the red light district.
00:05:57Are there people in those bags?
00:05:59Jeez, looks like we've died and gone to hell.
00:06:03...have been discovered as soon as we get the details...
00:06:05Let's not stick around to meet any of them.
00:06:10Hey, Scottie, get your ass down here.
00:06:12Make sure you're zipped up tight.
00:06:13The corner says they're all toxic.
00:06:16Roger, I'm coming down.
00:06:18You're gonna miss all the poison pig shit.
00:06:33Ah, shit.
00:06:35We got more over here, Scottie.
00:06:38Fuck me, Vernon.
00:06:40Flash it before you dig it out, okay?
00:06:42Yeah, right.
00:06:55Be careful of that crap.
00:06:57Blood poison.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00Gas gang green in the corner, Sid.
00:07:02Just touching the shit.
00:07:05Ow.
00:07:08Oh, God.
00:07:13Oh, man, I think I'm gonna barf.
00:07:15Out in front of those news assholes.
00:07:18Far side of those trees.
00:07:21Should've listened to my old man and went into real estate.
00:07:27Looks like a pretty advanced stage of decomposition.
00:07:31Looks like those body pits we found up near Dome Tree.
00:07:36Just counting skulls.
00:07:38I'd say we got 40 or 50 bodies here.
00:07:41Jesus.
00:07:43Oh, man.
00:07:45This is fucked.
00:07:5360 or 70 bodies.
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:55It seems that when corpses lay around like this for long periods of time, under conditions
00:08:00like these, they putrefy into a substance called adip...
00:08:04Uh, adip...
00:08:07Excuse me.
00:08:08Ladies and gentlemen, we seem to be experiencing...
00:08:10Adipaz, are you idiot?
00:08:12Well, you would know that, Mr. Pre-Med.
00:08:16Creamy breakdown of body fat.
00:08:18You see, basically, if you're buried right, your skin turns into poison Crisco.
00:08:25Wanna get out of here?
00:08:27All right.
00:08:28We'll get out of here soon.
00:08:30Here comes old deputy dog.
00:08:37Coming from?
00:08:39L.A.?
00:08:40Going to?
00:08:42L.A.
00:08:43L.A.
00:08:43Florida.
00:08:44Something wrong with the airlines?
00:08:47No, I, uh, I'm delivering this car to my father.
00:08:50Do you want to see the papers?
00:08:52No, that's okay, ma'am.
00:08:53Just hurry along.
00:08:54What happened here, anyway?
00:08:58It's none of your business, son.
00:09:00Just move along.
00:09:01And keep moving.
00:09:03Don't stop for nothing or nobody.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:10I didn't want to be on TV, anyway.
00:09:12Brian, please.
00:09:14Now what's bothering you, Michelle?
00:09:16I just want to get this trip over with.
00:09:18Drive all night, I can.
00:09:32Do you think whoever did that is still around?
00:09:33Yeah, whoever did that's long gone.
00:09:36It sounded like the bodies were pretty decomposed, too.
00:09:39You see, what happens is once we're buried it...
00:09:41All right, please.
00:09:41Spare me the post-mortems.
00:09:44It looks like we're about here.
00:09:49Where?
00:09:50In the middle of nowhere.
00:09:52Ha, ha, ha!
00:09:55Ah!
00:09:55Hey!
00:10:13Oh, my God.
00:10:17We can't just leave him here.
00:10:19I'll take care of it.
00:10:20No.
00:10:21No.
00:10:22Michelle.
00:10:23No, it's my remote.
00:10:26I'll do it.
00:10:36Sorry, little guy.
00:10:53Ryan.
00:10:55Can't do it.
00:10:57Give it to me.
00:11:27All right, mister.
00:11:28Sure.
00:11:29Drive real careful now.
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:41I can't even do it in the morning.
00:11:42Get up.
00:11:43C'mon, I'll do it.
00:11:47Sure.
00:11:47The late is they're almost my favorite.
00:11:49You've been doing anything.
00:11:51C'mon, I'll do it.
00:11:55Well, the late is you're always my favorite.
00:11:55C'mon.
00:11:56Lee, I'll do it.
00:11:57I'll do it.
00:12:00C'mon, boy.
00:12:06C'mon.
00:12:21Well, it looks like we've got some customers, ladies.
00:12:24You stay right here.
00:12:35Who first?
00:12:37See if the bathroom is safe for human use.
00:12:39Dream on.
00:12:42You okay?
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:49Hi.
00:13:11You got your kid.
00:13:13Five bucks.
00:13:13It's only five bucks.
00:13:14It's a good picture.
00:13:15What do you say?
00:13:16369, okay?
00:13:16Just for you.
00:13:17369.
00:13:18No, no.
00:13:19We're in a hurry.
00:13:19Could you just fill it up, please?
00:13:22You're in a big hurry, huh?
00:13:26I'm gonna service you real good, man.
00:13:29Don't you worry about it.
00:13:37Little California daddy's girl, huh?
00:13:42Bitches fill it up.
00:13:43I'll fill it up for you, mascara face.
00:13:45Make them long.
00:13:47Make them long.
00:13:49You gonna like it?
00:13:50Mm-hmm.
00:13:52You like me, don't you?
00:13:53Peace, ma'am.
00:13:57What do you matter, Shortcakes?
00:13:59Don't you get uppity on me.
00:14:01It's all right, ma'am.
00:14:03You ain't giving the lady a hard time now, are you?
00:14:06I ain't bothering nobody, mister.
00:14:08Uh-huh.
00:14:10Thanks.
00:14:11Don't mention.
00:14:15These little tuts.
00:14:16Been that way ever since he lost his job over at Dole's Slaughterhouse.
00:14:21Sort of the town loony, you might say.
00:14:25Well, looks like you hear yourself a little mess out of here.
00:14:29We hit a little animal on the road.
00:14:31Oh.
00:14:32Who's late?
00:14:34A friend and I?
00:14:36We, uh, well, I killed it.
00:14:40Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
00:14:47There was roadkill all over Texas.
00:14:50Natural order thing.
00:14:53Besides, you're the last thing I saw before I died.
00:14:58I'd die happy man.
00:15:06I'd die.
00:15:07Don't you ever do that to me, bitch.
00:15:34Who's this?
00:15:35Hey.
00:15:37Uh, you can call me Tex.
00:15:39U-B-I-A.
00:15:42Listen, uh, I'd be glad to buy you both a beer or, you know, whatever you need if I can
00:15:47catch a ride as far as Ron's dead.
00:15:49Sorry, Tex. We're on a pretty tight schedule today.
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:53Is that right?
00:15:54In a big hurry?
00:15:56Well, we could discuss it, I guess.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:02Gotta go to the bathroom, though.
00:16:03Is it over there?
00:16:05Yeah. Change your life.
00:16:14Real nice car you have here.
00:16:17Thanks.
00:16:57You know, if you are headed to Houston, that, uh, road over there is the quickest way.
00:17:02No, no, it's a straight shot on the highway.
00:17:04Yeah, well, it used to be, but, uh, this new road here, that'll be a lot quicker.
00:17:10You got a map?
00:17:12Yeah, I got a map.
00:17:14Yeah, I'll show you.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:29Jesus.
00:17:50See?
00:17:52Yeah, I see.
00:17:54See?
00:17:561973.
00:17:58That road over there, ought to be right there.
00:18:01Ain't even on this map.
00:18:04What's the damn difference?
00:18:05The distance looks the same.
00:18:07Difference is it ain't a good idea to be messing around these back roads tonight when you don't know where
00:18:11you're going.
00:18:16Look, man.
00:18:20I'm just trying to get home.
00:18:22Yeah, I understand you're trying to get home.
00:18:24But listen to me.
00:18:25We can't help you, okay?
00:18:26I'm sorry.
00:18:38Even there's nothing to do.
00:18:48Yeah, I'm just kidding.
00:18:52Holy shit.
00:18:52Yeah, I need some sugar.
00:18:58Yeah, I'm just kidding.
00:19:01I know what you need to know about, but..
00:19:03I know what you gotta do.
00:19:03You help them?
00:19:03I know how you do it.
00:19:03You need your hand.
00:19:04I know how you do that.
00:19:04Just ask her would you just shut up stupid you should the fuck up motherfuckers in my place
00:19:10I'll do whatever I want in my place
00:19:12It's wrong
00:19:14He's having himself a peekaboo party and use the star I think I'm gonna puke
00:19:22Folks I think you better get your car that's wrong. No
00:19:34God damn it. You too good for me, huh? You too good for me?
00:19:36Take you down right here. Cowboy
00:19:43Fuck you
00:20:03Cowboy
00:20:04We gotta find the cops. That's how
00:20:07But if there is a neat town just drive drive drive where?
00:20:11Take the Cowboys route
00:20:13What are you talking about what route right?
00:20:15Oh
00:20:58What are you talking about?
00:21:01What are you talking about?
00:21:03What are you talking about?
00:21:04You mad god damn it!
00:21:06That's what he told me. Would you just slow down?
00:21:20I'm not stopping until we find somebody. Well, we're gonna find somebody.
00:21:24What are you talking about?
00:21:25Michelle, we're far away from that guy. He's not gonna get us
00:21:29Turn it off
00:21:38You calm down. It's just a tire tread.
00:21:40Stop yelling at me. Look, if you would just listen to me
00:21:42Wait
00:21:43Listen
00:21:46Would I?
00:21:47Yeah
00:21:53Where's it coming from?
00:21:54I don't know
00:22:02Oh my god
00:22:03Oh my god
00:22:04It's coming from behind us
00:22:11It's coming from behind us
00:22:33Oh, my God! What do they want from us?
00:22:40Oh, my God!
00:22:57We hit another one.
00:22:59No, it hit us.
00:23:01Threw it at us.
00:23:03Where the fuck are they?
00:23:05They blow a tire.
00:23:08Why are they doing this to us?
00:23:10Ryan.
00:23:12This is not happening.
00:23:13It's happening!
00:23:14It's happening to us.
00:23:16Now we've got to change this tire and get out of here now.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:21Slow and easy.
00:23:22Because I'm about to fucking lose my mind!
00:23:29Get out the jack, please.
00:23:35I'll take care of him.
00:23:50Come on!
00:23:53Get the light.
00:23:56That goes this way.
00:23:58Let me help you.
00:23:58We've got to move it.
00:23:59We'll put in a couple of lug nuts.
00:24:06Did you hear that?
00:24:09Hurry up.
00:24:10I think that truck is coming back.
00:24:19It doesn't sound like a truck to me.
00:24:22No, it doesn't.
00:24:28Michelle, I could use a little light down here, please.
00:24:35Finish it, Ryan.
00:24:36Finish it now.
00:24:46Michelle!
00:24:48I'm serious.
00:24:50Hurry up, Ryan.
00:24:51What's there?
00:24:56Michelle!
00:24:59I need the light.
00:25:01I mean it.
00:25:02Almost there.
00:25:08It's done.
00:25:13It's gonna have to do.
00:25:14Let's hit it.
00:25:24Get in!
00:25:25It's locked!
00:25:26It's locked!
00:25:38It's locked!
00:25:42Get in!
00:25:42Come on, find the gear!
00:25:48Ah, don't get it!
00:25:56We hit him!
00:25:57We hit him!
00:26:03Ah, he's coming up the back door!
00:26:05No!
00:26:13Yes!
00:26:15What happened?
00:26:16Did we lose him?
00:26:20We got our trunk.
00:26:23Jesus.
00:26:50We're gonna have to pull over so I can fix the lug nuts.
00:26:52I'm not stopping.
00:26:53I gotta finish tightening them.
00:26:56We're gonna lose a tire.
00:26:57You have to pull over so I can fix it.
00:26:58I'm not stopping!
00:27:05Listen to me!
00:27:07I'm not taking any more chances.
00:27:09Now you pull this car over so I can fix the goddamn tire!
00:27:14All right.
00:27:23Jesus!
00:27:37Damn it!
00:27:43Tove!
00:28:05Tove!
00:28:28Oh, gee!
00:28:32Jesus!
00:28:37Oh!
00:28:53Take it easy!
00:28:54Take it easy!
00:28:55You're gonna be okay.
00:28:57Take it easy.
00:28:57Gotta get her out.
00:28:59Please, help me get her out.
00:29:01I'll get her out.
00:29:01You just get away from the car.
00:29:03Get away from the car.
00:29:13Take a minute.
00:29:16Take a minute.
00:29:16Take a minute.
00:29:25I can't wait.
00:29:25Take a minute.
00:29:28I'll get your hand early and get first.
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:30Uh!
00:29:31Uh!
00:29:32Uh!
00:29:33Uh!
00:29:33Uh!
00:29:35We got to keep moving, we can't stick around here.
00:29:39Well, you can't even stand around right now.
00:29:43You just take care of it.
00:29:45There's some people after us.
00:29:48A guy with a chainsaw.
00:29:50You saw what?
00:29:51A chainsaw.
00:29:56Listen, I don't want you to move right now.
00:29:58Sounds like you're just a few quarts shy of a full tank,
00:30:02you know what I mean? Hold still, hold still.
00:30:04There's a bunch of guys and they have guns too.
00:30:06Yeah, I know. And chainsaws. Militant lumberjacks.
00:30:10I see them all the time.
00:30:12Here, I want you to take one of these.
00:30:20I can't believe it.
00:30:22I've been going up in the hills every weekend for two years.
00:30:26I've never even seen another car on that road.
00:30:29I got a survival camp with a few buddies of mine.
00:30:32Trying to keep in training for the big blow-up, you know what I mean?
00:30:36Do you hear what I'm saying, man?
00:30:38We're being hunted!
00:30:41Hunted?
00:30:44Yeah, right. I hear you, man.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Okay, take it easy. Take it easy. You're all right.
00:30:53Most of this stuff looks so efficient. Just sit up.
00:30:56There we go. Okay.
00:30:57Here, I want you to take one of these.
00:30:59Okay?
00:31:02A little water?
00:31:06Tex, he's still up there.
00:31:08Who?
00:31:10Who are you?
00:31:11My name's Benny.
00:31:14I'm the sorry-ass bastard you almost hit.
00:31:17We gotta move. They might find us.
00:31:20You people are serious.
00:31:22Mister, do you see this?
00:31:41How many?
00:31:42We don't know. Two, maybe more.
00:31:46One's on foot and he's got that.
00:31:53An awfully big saw.
00:31:56Tex, did you see him up there?
00:31:59No, I couldn't see nothing except your headlights.
00:32:01He could still be up there. We gotta go check on him.
00:32:04Whoa.
00:32:05Wait a minute.
00:32:07What did you give us?
00:32:09Painkillers.
00:32:09Might make you a little sleepy.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12Are you nuts?
00:32:13We have got to move.
00:32:15No, just hold it. Hold it.
00:32:16I can handle this.
00:32:17I'm prepared for this kind of thing.
00:32:19Now, you guys just relax and I'll go find your friend.
00:32:22No, man. They're up there.
00:32:24Look, pal.
00:32:25Doesn't make it any different from anywhere else.
00:32:28Now, I'll go get some goodies out of the Jeep.
00:32:31And find your buddy.
00:32:33Stay put.
00:32:35Okay?
00:32:37Wait.
00:32:38Wait a minute.
00:32:39Sit down before you fall down.
00:32:42Sit down before you fall down.
00:32:49Sure.
00:33:11Looks like you had a little mishap.
00:33:14Hey, mister, I'm glad you came along.
00:33:17My Jeep and this car, we had a...
00:33:18Got an accident.
00:33:20Hard to know that.
00:33:30Michelle.
00:33:34Michelle.
00:33:34Michelle, come on.
00:33:35We've got to get out of here.
00:33:35No.
00:33:37We've got to...
00:33:45So pretty.
00:33:46So beautiful.
00:33:48The globe.
00:33:51Technology's your friend, you know?
00:33:53Yeah, right.
00:33:55Listen, mister, I got some people hurt down here and I need your help.
00:33:58We've got the means, we've got the machines.
00:34:02Look, buddy.
00:34:03I need you to help me turn my Jeep up.
00:34:06You mean upright?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:09Right side up.
00:34:11Well, what do you think all these fucking flares are for, stupid?
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:18Thanks a lot, buddy.
00:34:35Just a second.
00:34:36I've got to get something.
00:34:40A little rocket, brother.
00:34:49Ooh, now.
00:35:09You ready to roll, young yeoman?
00:35:14Just 15 seconds.
00:35:25Almost home, Lucille.
00:35:43Push comes to shove.
00:35:48Get him.
00:36:06Let's go.
00:36:09There.
00:36:11There!
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:23Steve!
00:36:42Oh, no, no.
00:37:17Hey, scumbag! Here!
00:37:20You want me, not him?
00:37:58I can hear him. We gotta get out of here.
00:38:02How long have we been out?
00:38:05I don't know. We have to metabolize this shit out of our system. We're going to be down for the
00:38:10rest of the night.
00:38:12We've got to find the road. Or a house. Something.
00:38:18Any place is better than here. We're sitting ducks out here.
00:38:22Where's the goddamn sunrise?
00:38:24This is going to have to be for now. Come on.
00:38:33I can't hear him anymore.
00:38:41Look.
00:39:05Who the hell are you?
00:39:29What the hell's going on what's going on I need some questions answered and I
00:39:41need a master right now do you understand me I'm sorry I didn't know you were hurt that bad
00:40:01the part is still cooking they're still out there
00:40:07you some kind of soldier or what just on the weekends
00:40:16wrong weapon wrong war they got us a week ago I'm the only one left me and my sister sisters
00:40:27we go together a week maybe five days ago a week what the hell are you still doing here
00:40:35keep your voice down
00:40:39they watch the road they hunt people
00:40:47they really hunt them they trap them and they kill them
00:40:52I haven't been able to get out of the woods we just stopped to help this guy we thought
00:40:59he'd been run over
00:41:04before yesterday I need a fucking rat rock and some berries that tasted tasted like they've
00:41:29been thrown up once already thanks for what you did thanks
00:41:37where is the road I don't know I heard some noises maybe it's that guy Benny
00:41:43yeah he took off a long time ago who knows how long we were out
00:41:48Benny
00:42:03thanks
00:42:04thanks
00:42:05thanks
00:42:07thanks
00:42:08thanks
00:42:08thanks
00:42:09thanks
00:42:22thanks
00:42:23thanks
00:42:26I gotta go
00:42:28they'll be dead soon
00:42:31maybe I can breathe a bad guys out in a light
00:42:36coming
00:42:41Why don't you stay here don't move right back hold up
00:42:52Keep it
00:42:56Thanks
00:43:17You
00:43:44Nice neighborhood.
00:44:11Oh, my God.
00:44:45Damn.
00:45:06Damn.
00:45:44Come on.
00:45:45Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:50Ryan?
00:45:51Ah!
00:45:53Ryan!
00:45:55Ryan!
00:45:56Get out of here!
00:45:57No!
00:45:58Get out of here!
00:46:01Get out of here!
00:46:02Get out of here!
00:46:04Ah!
00:46:05Ah!
00:46:06Fuck!
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:11No!
00:46:12No!
00:46:15No!
00:46:16No!
00:46:17No!
00:46:17No!
00:46:18No!
00:46:18No!
00:46:20No!
00:46:21No!
00:46:31No!
00:46:32No!
00:46:33No!
00:46:35No!
00:46:46No!
00:46:47No!
00:46:48No!
00:46:49No!
00:46:56Hello?
00:46:59Hello?
00:47:04Hello?
00:47:06Hello?
00:47:28Wait, wait.
00:47:53Hey.
00:47:55It's all right, it's all right.
00:47:57I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:47:59What's your name?
00:48:03I missed a sound.
00:48:12Yuckity-yuck!
00:48:13Don't talk back!
00:48:21Harold?
00:48:22Sorry about that, but, uh, looks like you had something that little miss out.
00:48:29You know, you're late.
00:48:32Huh?
00:48:34Well, they just get dumber in time.
00:48:38Ain't they?
00:48:39Hey!
00:48:43Ah!
00:48:48Ah!
00:48:49No!
00:48:51Ah!
00:48:53Ah!
00:48:56Ah!
00:48:56Ah!
00:48:57Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:11Ain't no rental litter.
00:49:13I'll prove it to you one day.
00:49:16You think I'm some sort of a piece of shit?
00:49:19There's gonna come a time when you're gonna find out...
00:49:21just what kind of human being I am. I'm a human being.
00:49:25Bowling patrol for stupid fuckface and show you motherfuckers.
00:49:32That's the way it is.
00:49:36No!
00:49:38How you like, Texas?
00:49:47More little nails if you don't stay put.
00:49:51Why are you doing this?
00:49:53Because if you don't poke them, then they don't leak.
00:49:58And if they don't leak, we can't feed Grandpa.
00:50:03Silly.
00:50:11Ruckus, ruckus, my nap is just a goner.
00:50:14I certainly hope you children are pleased with yourselves.
00:50:20Where is Junior?
00:50:23Mopping up, Mama.
00:50:28That's what you always say.
00:50:32Mopping up.
00:50:34Which means you ain't caught them all yet.
00:50:37Just like last time.
00:50:40Please!
00:50:42What have we done?
00:50:43I'm...
00:50:44Can't you stop this?
00:50:51You best shovel knock around to your toe first.
00:50:56That's right.
00:50:57Best not to get Mama the dander out.
00:51:06That's right.
00:51:07Bring home the bacon, Mom.
00:51:09Come on, guys.
00:51:10Give him a hand here.
00:51:12Hey, pull him around.
00:51:14Pull him around.
00:51:16Get that trap off.
00:51:22Lancy sneakers.
00:51:26All right, now.
00:51:32Okay, don't bruise him.
00:51:39Pretty good Simon, ain't he?
00:51:41Yeah, he's a keeper.
00:51:42All right.
00:51:57Got some dark meat coming in, too, Mama.
00:52:00Junior will be trotting it in any minute.
00:52:02If he minds.
00:52:07Oh.
00:52:15Junior's been getting out of hand lately.
00:52:18And I got a present for him.
00:52:20I got a flying present.
00:52:22I'm gonna keep him in line.
00:52:23Yes, sir.
00:52:25You like that last present you got
00:52:26on that electronic thing with Jay?
00:52:30Of course you did.
00:52:31That's progress, boy.
00:52:34Technology is her friend.
00:52:37You might even learn something.
00:52:38Ain't that right, Mama?
00:52:43What do you think, our little lady?
00:52:49Uncertain.
00:52:51She looks to me like she might go
00:52:53all screaming on us, Eddie.
00:52:59I wish you'd call me Tex.
00:53:02I told you.
00:53:05I'm sorry, boy.
00:53:06God damn it, I'm sorry.
00:53:14How'd you like a deuce honor
00:53:15of plugging that whore up?
00:53:22Yes, sir.
00:53:32Hey, Tex.
00:53:33This is still kicking.
00:53:37Yippee-yay, hey.
00:53:40Hey, if you need anything,
00:53:47just twitch.
00:53:50No!
00:53:55No!
00:53:57No!
00:53:57No!
00:53:58No!
00:53:58No!
00:53:59No!
00:54:00No!
00:54:01No!
00:54:18Well, I'm gonna go get Junior's present.
00:54:21Say, Tex, you won't give me a hand
00:54:22I think it's so damn heavy.
00:54:25Don't even think of leaving.
00:54:27Not before dinner.
00:54:29Get in here.
00:54:41Come on.
00:55:03Clean that trap out, Brad.
00:55:05You clean it good.
00:55:07All you motherfuckers,
00:55:10Don't tell me what I should do
00:55:14Take your little motherfuckin' face text and ram it up your butt
00:55:19That's what I'm gonna do
00:55:27It's an eye for an eye, it's a tooth for a tooth
00:55:29It's a hand for a hand and an arm for an arm
00:55:33All you got in here, Santa Claus
00:55:36I see somethin'
00:55:41Somebody's a little puppy dog, huh, you motherfuckers?
00:55:47This way
00:55:50You tell him what to do, he doesn't, huh?
00:55:52Little Alfredo does this, he does that
00:55:54Yeah, cause Alfredo's a stupid motherfucker, huh?
00:55:58Well, fuck you!
00:56:01He cleans and he does housework
00:56:06Here, we got a little purge
00:56:09I liked you a long time ago, you know that
00:56:13Hey, pretty one
00:56:15We had some good times, didn't we?
00:56:23We don't have good times no more
00:56:26You remind me of my last girl
00:56:28Down in Tupelo
00:56:30Well, you're gonna go down below
00:56:35Is it soup yet?
00:57:03You can't get
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:37Hey, Junior. Got something special for you.
00:57:48Tink did it. Crumbs every damn thing.
00:58:23You like it, don't you?
00:58:31Well, looks like you just got a present for a job you didn't finish.
00:58:34You lost a darky, didn't you?
00:58:38Well, didn't you?
00:58:43Oh, fine. Another toy.
00:58:47Well, you gotta learn.
00:58:53I'll tell you one damn thing, but I gotta...
00:58:59Junior!
00:59:01Junior, have an alcohol now?
00:59:03Wait, Mama. Oh, wait.
00:59:12I'll tell you.
00:59:13Okay, okay.
00:59:14Ah!
00:59:17Ah!
00:59:19Ah!
00:59:21Ah!
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:26Oh!
00:59:29Mm.
00:59:32Mm.
00:59:34It's okay now. It's okay.
00:59:42Hey, now. Hey!
00:59:45Now, now, now, don't you fret.
00:59:48What do you think? You wanna go for a headshot or what?
00:59:52Huh?
00:59:54Let me see your smile.
00:59:57Let's do it.
00:59:59Please.
01:00:00Why don't you go and do your lessons?
01:00:05And get that thing off my cutting board.
01:00:20Hey, who's been dinking around in this thing?
01:00:24Crap sprung.
01:00:29Don't you don't lose, that's for sure.
01:00:36Shh.
01:00:38This makes a very loud bang.
01:00:40And an awfully big hole.
01:00:44Do I know you?
01:00:46Shut up.
01:00:47Move it.
01:00:48Now, I am very scared of guns, mister.
01:00:51So, please, do not point that at my face.
01:00:53How many?
01:00:54How many what, O.J.?
01:00:55How many bad, sick fucks like you are there out here?
01:01:00Hey, baby, I only got one thing to say to you.
01:01:02You know what that is?
01:01:03I don't like the tone of your voice.
01:01:05What the hell's wrong with you?
01:01:08What is this?
01:01:09Booby traps?
01:01:11Camel netting?
01:01:13What are you people doing out here?
01:01:16Big surprise.
01:01:19Fuck you, mister.
01:01:37One down.
01:01:42Whoa!
01:01:44What's the worst?
01:01:52One down.
01:01:52Big surprise.
01:01:52It's a massive surprise for you.
01:01:55It's a massive surprise for you.
01:02:04No, no.
01:02:07The last one.
01:02:09It's a mature surprise for you.
01:02:14I don't know.
01:02:43Please choose an activity.
01:02:47What is it?
01:02:53F.
01:02:54O.
01:02:55O.
01:02:56D.
01:02:59Don't try again.
01:03:03F.
01:03:04O.
01:03:05O.
01:03:07D.
01:03:09Don't try again.
01:03:36What kind of sick shit is this?
01:03:39F.
01:03:40O.
01:03:41O.
01:03:43D.
01:03:45Don't try again.
01:04:06I don't try again.
01:04:10I don't try again.
01:04:11I don't try again.
01:04:11Here, genie, stuff a new way.
01:04:37No, please don't! Not again!
01:04:43You promised! The next one's mine!
01:04:46Let me do it!
01:04:50I don't see why enough.
01:04:55All right, darling, go ahead.
01:04:58Hell, she's old enough.
01:05:01You ready, honey?
01:05:07Hold Sally.
01:05:11Okay.
01:05:12Remember what I told you.
01:05:14Take this one here.
01:05:15You have to count one, two, three.
01:05:20All right, I will.
01:05:22Grab on.
01:05:24I'll tell you.
01:05:25Ready?
01:05:26Three.
01:05:33Two.
01:05:45Three.
01:05:45Three.
01:05:52Good shot.
01:05:54Good shot.
01:05:57Go get it.
01:06:11Look here, Mama.
01:06:13Colored drawers.
01:06:18California.
01:06:18I'm gonna warn you.
01:06:24Honey, you go get washed up for supper now.
01:06:34If we get this in skin dressed out,
01:06:36we'll have no sour belly for a while.
01:06:39Yeah, I guess that's right, huh?
01:06:41All we need now is a good mess of greens.
01:06:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:56It appears we got the way to spell on you.
01:07:01Or maybe we could, uh, let Junior play some.
01:07:08He does make the sweetest damn babies, you know.
01:07:13Junior likes them private parts.
01:07:16We knows what to do with them parts.
01:07:20Got that right, Mama.
01:07:23Cut my own out years back.
01:07:27I did.
01:07:29Took care of Papa's, too.
01:07:33It'll be your turn soon, little gal.
01:07:37Hey, Tex, come at me skin this.
01:07:40I'm ready.
01:07:46Junior.
01:08:00Oh, my God.
01:08:03Huh?
01:08:09Oh!
01:08:11Uh, uh, uh, uh?
01:08:21Huh?
01:08:22Huh?
01:08:23Huh?
01:08:24Huh?
01:08:25Huh?
01:08:28Oh, oh!
01:08:42Motherfucker!
01:08:44Motherfucker!
01:08:50Mama!
01:08:52Mama!
01:08:59Oh, shit!
01:09:20Get the bitch! Get the bitch!
01:09:34Get the bitch!
01:09:36Ah!
01:09:37Baby, stop me!
01:09:38Stop me!
01:09:40Stop me!
01:09:41You're a bitch!
01:09:44Leave me!
01:09:48Run! Run!
01:09:53Go!
01:10:01Shit!
01:10:02Now!
01:10:03Wait!
01:10:04Go towards the trees!
01:10:06Towards the trees! Go!
01:10:12Baby, come on!
01:10:16Shoot!
01:10:16Go!
01:10:34Grease!
01:10:44Come on!
01:10:46Come on!
01:10:48Come on!
01:10:55Fuck the flash!
01:10:57Give it steal!
01:11:00God damn it, boy!
01:11:02We'll get the meat!
01:11:05Get out the bag, Skate!
01:11:08I'm here for breakfast.
01:11:11I love you!
01:11:17Ah, ah.
01:11:34Ah, ah.
01:11:38Ah!
01:11:39Ah!
01:11:40Ah!
01:11:41Ah!
01:11:41Ah!
01:11:41Ah.
01:11:41Ah!
01:11:42Fuck off me.
01:11:44Come on.
01:11:46Mascals.
01:11:46You know where we are?
01:11:48Dude, yeah.
01:11:50What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:11:52Why don't you leave us alone?
01:11:54You heard it.
01:11:55You ever had a pizza?
01:11:58I like liver.
01:12:03And onions.
01:12:08And pig!
01:12:10And pig!
01:12:26And pig!
01:12:36Agh!
01:12:40Agh!
01:12:41Agh!
01:12:42Agh!
01:12:43Agh!
01:12:43Agh!
01:12:44Agh!
01:12:45Agh!
01:12:47Toast! Fuck!
01:13:14Son of a bitch.
01:13:33Son of a bitch.
01:13:48Fuck!
01:13:50Fuck!
01:13:52Fuck!
01:14:00Fuck!
01:14:07Fuck!
01:14:24Fuck!
01:14:25Fuck!
01:14:26Fuck!
01:14:27Fuck!
01:14:42Fuck!
01:14:43Fuck!
01:14:51Fuck!
01:14:53Fuck!
01:14:59Steve!
01:15:01Yeah!
01:15:03Yeah!
01:15:06Yeah!
01:15:07Ah!
01:15:10Yeah!
01:15:33Oh
01:15:42Oh
01:16:11Oh
01:16:33Sorry
01:16:36Guy
01:16:41Guy
01:16:43Guy
01:16:43Guy
01:16:45Guy
01:18:09Let's get out of here.
01:18:12You...
01:18:14You made it!
01:18:15Come on, sir.
01:18:18We made it. We made it.
01:18:20Come on, let's get out of here.
01:18:21Come on.
01:18:35Hey, it's knock-knock time in Lubbock, and I'm back!
01:18:43You steal Daddy's car,
01:18:44and you steal my car,
01:18:46and I'll get you a kicker.
01:18:47You cheated on me.
01:18:48You had to go up with four-eyes, huh?
01:18:51Up four-eyes, huh?
01:18:53There's two little pepper butts.
01:19:03Where are you?
01:19:04Where are you?
01:19:05Where are you?
01:19:06Help!
01:19:08Help!
01:19:10Help!
01:19:11Flirting morning, enjoying it.
01:19:12That's what they do in California.
01:19:14I've never been with the California girl.
01:19:16I like that skin of yours, huh?
01:19:19Help!
01:19:20Help!
01:19:20Hey!
01:19:27I hate when this happens, you know.
01:19:31Okay.
01:19:31Okay, now.
01:19:32Now I guess this kills our chance for a dent on Saturday night, huh?
01:19:35Shut up.
01:19:38What are the chances for a brainless bitch like you
01:19:40even knowing how to use that thing?
01:19:42Hmm?
01:19:42Pretty goddamn good, you backwoods motherfucker!
01:20:12Huh?
01:20:22There's roadkill all over Texas.
01:20:25You got that right.
01:20:45Yeah.
01:20:47Yeah.
01:21:11Oh, man.
01:21:12Oh, man.
01:21:12They're like two perfect escapees I'm out of here on Saturday night.
01:21:12Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:22:02Yeah, yeah
01:22:33Yeah, yeah
01:22:36Yeah, yeah
01:23:06Yeah, yeah
01:23:36Yeah
01:23:38Yeah
01:23:52Yeah
01:24:12Yeah
01:24:13Yeah
01:24:14Yeah
01:24:18Yeah
01:24:29Yeah
01:24:49Yeah
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