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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Gets in the distance.
00:00:31The ordering is free from the count.
00:00:50I'm not sure if I am happy with this one.
00:00:53I'm not sure if I am happy with this one.
00:00:56But it wasn't like a big deal.
00:01:01what that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth ring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more
00:01:17have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:17exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work
00:02:22god forbid you knock them up in your fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:40this world sucks look at that skin and those dents
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one place those bids
00:02:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:03:00now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech its purpose is to select a host
00:03:35and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity
00:03:38after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding
00:03:49time remaining three minutes
00:03:53failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:04wait
00:04:05is that why that guy's arm was gray
00:04:07he failed to do with the system ask
00:04:10what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same
00:04:34you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls
00:04:50the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy him
00:05:03have our uh
00:05:05gun
00:05:06and then sell him off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell him cheap
00:05:14what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30i can't let this happen
00:05:32if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:41one can
00:05:44and
00:05:45and a bar of chocolate
00:05:51are
00:05:52ther
00:05:52who's girls
00:05:53are mine
00:05:54don't you dare
00:05:56get in my way
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen, the ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two cans!
00:06:16Whoa, two cans!
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous!
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:58Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:08Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1120 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Oh.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:35Too bad.
00:07:35Looks like.
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:07:55Woo!
00:07:57Woo!
00:07:58Woo!
00:08:00Woo!
00:08:02Woo!
00:08:02Woo!
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:03Woo!
00:08:04Woo!
00:08:08Woo!
00:08:08Woo!
00:08:08Woo!
00:08:09Woo!
00:08:11Woo!
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:40So.
00:08:41Are you bidden?
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm gonna hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your mind, skip.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take it through a step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your ration.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:47Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53I told you, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Bridget, why don't we take care of his goods to your first?
00:11:01Just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07And you're gonna help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to this drain.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit, that was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just enough to scare him off.
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur.
00:12:35You already have two of them.
00:12:37You gotta take her too.
00:12:38Post-death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead.
00:12:57You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over.
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on, let's go.
00:13:15Go, go.
00:13:24You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete.
00:13:28Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition.
00:13:5750 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:04Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:25Welcome to the 5-star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34I hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:54I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Miri.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:25How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you staring at?
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is for real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:40Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:47Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh, no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:09Honey, you're so strong.
00:19:12Makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Baby, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:54Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:34I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:37So, it isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just really hot in here.
00:21:17All right, you know.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19All right, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32We women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us come by.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:37Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary.
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and us, guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey, don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss, can't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:47I don't trust him alone.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:28:39stuff or not i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:46shut up this isn't your time to talk don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys
00:30:29are gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:31:04i gave you a chance
00:31:04i gave you a chance
00:31:13a real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't
00:31:18have that many
00:31:18rounds yeah yeah with all the shots he fired you probably burned through half a man already look i
00:31:22don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies
00:31:29and his girls
00:31:51come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do it is to his jack just it's all his fault he's
00:32:23lying i didn't
00:32:24do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your supplies don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:34don't
00:32:34don't
00:32:34I don't know.
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:09I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my God.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really? That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:34Oh my God, driving me home.
00:33:36Vow's affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units.
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons.
00:33:53Come on.
00:33:56Let's go home.
00:34:00As for you guys...
00:34:05Come here.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:14We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man, please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again,
00:35:00I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:20At our new home.
00:35:28Affection metrics.
00:35:29Marry, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:34Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress, 33%.
00:35:40Civilization continuation?
00:35:45Primary objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:49to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54I bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:34Where are you?
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me.
00:36:43Gave me shelter.
00:36:44Risks everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this
00:37:05because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want you.
00:37:20I'm not.
00:37:21I don't want you.
00:37:31I'm hungry for your money.
00:37:34I'm ready for your game.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind him anyway.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:03If you, I'll take good care of you.
00:38:07It destroys me. I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:19And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath of me.
00:38:36You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You can't ever go.
00:38:43You take the wrath of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:52Arthur.
00:38:54Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:38:59Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:10Help.
00:39:11Holy tiger.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my God.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27I don't want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone,
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54Hello!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but
00:40:04we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16We lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the queen,
00:40:36I will bring her men and go kill him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Mary?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change.
00:41:52I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:02What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I let go of her.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:54What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06Well, in this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:41This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers.
00:44:22And go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
00:44:27go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:44:30Wait, it is pretty choosy, then.
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Hey, Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan, stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Oh, man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Hey, Karen, Karen.
00:45:28Calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, relax.
00:45:33No!
00:45:34No!
00:45:34Stop!
00:45:35Stop!
00:45:36Stop!
00:45:41Hey, hey!
00:45:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37And all of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:50I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08Alright, it's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that, lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41As my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:06I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Us?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:51:21When you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the dean,
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all going to pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:46I'm hungry at this place in yours.
00:51:50You're stuck with the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:13How'd you brew them?
00:52:14Oh, you're wrong in your room?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:58It was premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:43Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:47But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make a booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us,
00:54:41so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Where are you?
00:54:53I miss him.
00:55:00Whoa!
00:55:01Whoa!
00:55:01Whoa!
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:10I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it!
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:49Arthur, please, just give us, do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:39I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:46I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run,
00:56:59I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:2420 of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:54I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:28Ah.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:57No need.
00:58:59Welcome myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me,
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:45Ah!
00:59:46Come here!
00:59:48Karen, hold on.
00:59:49Get off me!
00:59:50Come here!
00:59:51Ah!
00:59:52Ah!
00:59:53Ah!
00:59:55Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:04Help me! Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:08Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, get it off!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:27I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:42I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48No!
01:01:48Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:02:03Karen, wake up!
01:02:13Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:26Karen!
01:02:27You're out of options!
01:02:28Please, let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:38Karen!
01:02:48Come on, Karen!
01:02:52Come on, Karen!
01:03:06You're okay!
01:03:08You're okay!
01:03:08You're okay!
01:03:09Oh my god!
01:03:10Oh my god!
01:03:13Griffin!
01:03:14I'm so sorry!
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21You're okay.
01:03:22You're okay.
01:03:23You're okay.
01:03:24You're okay.
01:03:24You're right.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:27You're okay.
01:03:28I'm fine.
01:03:29I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's...
01:03:32It's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:36I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Browse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Three samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:22We're trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Uh, can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Oh no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:04:53I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys,
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing?
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's done, boss. We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39Dangerous.
01:08:40It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:49Saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:28We're good. We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:33These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44You want to do business in Wasteland City?
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well...
01:10:42She's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen!
01:10:49As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her!
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now!
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels!
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation!
01:11:12Ha!
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't wanna verify with the Queen first?
01:11:26I'm not gonna...
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time!
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years!
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:11:45the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross...
01:11:49You see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha!
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive!
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your...
01:12:10for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here, fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:27and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly!
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08Alright!
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide!
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three!
01:13:21Two!
01:13:24One!
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:43Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04If you let me screw those three girls,
01:14:09then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know!
01:14:18I haven't even asked them to drink piss!
01:14:21Yet!
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot us?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear Full Out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:11I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad face.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No, no.
01:17:45I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the plates!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:05Go!
01:18:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:18:10Hey, what are you supposed to do?
01:18:13What are you supposed to do?
01:18:17Queen Tilly!
01:18:18We're almost there!
01:18:20Both feet ahead!
01:18:28Thank you, Mr. Oz, take a break, save some energy for later, you got three women waiting
01:18:36for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies and leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Oz.
01:18:51You, hey, hey you, get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Coffee!
01:19:04Fucking cow!
01:19:04Fire!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:28Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no, that's not, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:38Fuck!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:43Queen, Queen Tilly, he, he's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Oh, come on.
01:21:29Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43What?
01:21:47What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know.
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arth, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11What?
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No.
01:22:24What?
01:22:25No.
01:22:25You don't understand.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men.
01:22:56With other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:25We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Guys, motherfucker.
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now.
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:23Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:32We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:48No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in there.
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day!
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want help?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling.
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:52Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:01Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47Alright.
01:27:48You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:30You should be afraid.
01:28:35Baby.
01:28:36Here you go.
01:28:38Mmm.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50Bye.
01:28:50Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0160%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:04You ain't seen nothing yet.
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