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00:00:02Music
00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:30Oh, please.
00:00:32Don't be such a child.
00:00:33Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See?
00:00:46The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:49Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That will be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34It's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be, old man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:03:17And then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:20You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:40When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shitmen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when it's sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:48I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this, but don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round, once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:49I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:12Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:27Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:46Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:10Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:30It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:54I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:13Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:20I should stop.
00:10:22You know, this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:24You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:06Keep your eyes open.
00:12:10That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my head.
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just kill.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35So good, but I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when it comes.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:02One.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07One.
00:13:27I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:30In front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decided that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:01At the fountain.
00:14:03She's on her.
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:12Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are at an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for divine.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey, you're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You are my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:52Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:57Woo!
00:18:59Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:22Now, if I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I
00:19:28free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:04I have the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:07I have the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59Complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:15I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality. Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:12Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08get off me she has the wand
00:26:11I got the wand
00:26:12I'll get the rest later
00:26:16no
00:26:20you are the reason I lost the wand
00:26:22who are you
00:26:29the hand fast mark
00:26:34hello wife
00:26:34miss me
00:26:39what are you doing here
00:26:41I thought I'd spice up our marriage
00:26:43do a little role playing but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage
00:26:46I didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:48shut up
00:26:52you should be thanking me
00:26:54I did just save your house
00:26:55thanking you
00:26:56you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:59how did you even find me
00:27:02wait a minute
00:27:04you were trying to steal the wand too
00:27:06weren't you
00:27:07maybe
00:27:09god you slimy
00:27:11tote face motherfucker
00:27:13okay first you trick me into marrying you
00:27:15then you ghost me for six months
00:27:17and now you come in here
00:27:19like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:21and try to take my wand
00:27:23look I was just gonna borrow it
00:27:25yeah for one of your dirty
00:27:27no good spends and schemes
00:27:28I just
00:27:30I need it
00:27:31okay it's
00:27:32it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:35look
00:27:36my dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:27:38not yet
00:27:39but he knows about the wand
00:27:40if he gets a hold of it
00:27:41he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:43whoever controls the wand
00:27:44has the power to take over the world
00:27:46or worse
00:27:47no
00:27:47worse than tricking me into marrying you
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:51it doesn't matter Eric
00:27:54she has the wand
00:27:55that shadow thief or whatever
00:27:57and that's your fault
00:27:59I can get it back
00:28:02look I know I don't deserve it
00:28:03but just give me one more chance
00:28:06I can get the wand back
00:28:08take care of what I need to take care of
00:28:09and then I'll do the divorce spell
00:28:11please
00:28:12Lily just give me one more chance
00:28:14please
00:28:15I can't trust him
00:28:17I shouldn't
00:28:19but my gut tells me
00:28:21this time
00:28:23it might be different
00:28:29no
00:28:31no we're both gonna go get it
00:28:34it is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right
00:28:37so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:40and you really think after Vegas
00:28:42I would let you go alone
00:28:43to find the most powerful magical object
00:28:46in the entire world
00:28:48fair
00:28:49whatever you want
00:28:50Lily
00:28:52god I hate when you call me that
00:28:54alright
00:28:55I'll call you wife
00:28:57and you can call me whatever you want
00:28:58Eric
00:29:00husband
00:29:01daddy
00:29:02shut up
00:29:03shut up
00:29:03don't call me wife either
00:29:04after we get this wand
00:29:05we will do the divorce spell
00:29:07got it
00:29:07you're breaking my heart
00:29:09I mean
00:29:10you're the better half of my soul
00:29:12yeah
00:29:13you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again
00:29:15Eric
00:29:16we'll see
00:29:22now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:29:24so we have to track its trail
00:29:27that's a ten mile radius
00:29:28we'll never find the wand inside that circle
00:29:30well with the tracking spell
00:29:32I get a location
00:29:33okay
00:29:33it doesn't last long though
00:29:35we'll have like three or four days
00:29:37well
00:29:38lucky for you
00:29:39I already packed your bags
00:29:42consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:48Aja this we're done
00:29:49you got it
00:29:50don't go back on your words Benson
00:29:52we will do the divorce spell
00:29:54cross my heart
00:29:56hope to die
00:30:15you magicked a car here
00:30:16this isn't just any car
00:30:25this is Bessie
00:30:26you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world
00:30:31in a car without a roof
00:30:34I mean
00:30:35if you're not comfortable
00:30:40I could go by myself
00:30:42if
00:30:43you trust me not to run away
00:30:44hmm
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half eaten newt muffin
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53then your chariot awaits
00:30:55wife
00:31:15we've been driving all day
00:31:16and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30you're Svensson
00:31:32you don't play house with sheriffs
00:31:33wait why are we turning
00:31:35we don't have any time
00:31:36we have to find the wand Eric
00:31:39that circle is getting further and further away
00:31:41plus it's getting dark
00:31:42we need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:44why don't you just let me drive
00:31:45because you haven't slept either
00:31:47plus no one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:51what is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus
00:31:53no
00:31:53I mean literally
00:31:55no one else can drive Bessie
00:31:56my great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:00anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03the Svensson's like to hoard their treasures
00:32:06your family has issues
00:32:08finally
00:32:08something we can agree on
00:32:10was this your plan all along?
00:32:13make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:21yeah
00:32:22okay
00:32:35you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:48I promise
00:32:49no funny business
00:32:51pinky promise
00:33:13goodnight to you too
00:33:28in Vegas
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:38she didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:41she's different than us
00:33:43better
00:33:45not like you?
00:33:46no
00:33:49not like me
00:33:50but you already know that
00:33:54so
00:33:54I have a Svensson
00:33:54and she's like
00:33:54I'll be like
00:33:54I'm gonna get you
00:33:55too
00:33:55she's different
00:33:59I love you
00:34:18good
00:34:18so
00:34:19I'll be like
00:34:20and I'll be like
00:34:20because I do not know that
00:34:21it doesn't know that
00:34:21there are
00:34:21and I go
00:34:21and I'm gonna die
00:34:21I'm gonna die
00:34:21I'm gonna die
00:34:21and I'll be like
00:34:21and I'm gonna die
00:34:21in the next
00:34:21and I can't
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:24That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay, Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:46Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm going to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:26No.
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:30Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:55You...
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:07Let's get the wand.
00:44:12Let's get the wand.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:39Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known, it's a satyr's inn, that smell.
00:44:55Noman and habitus smell.
00:44:58It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame,
00:45:13and currency your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:29Eurik, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:42Eurik, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye and go our separate ways, or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:30No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37Even through the outside world, it doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:43I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Leona, Sherwood.
00:46:57To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You know the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eurik.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:18No.
00:47:19No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lele.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:17Don't deny, Lele, you share what's been said.
00:48:21I know what kind of dork naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:47Oh my god.
00:48:49Oh my god.
00:48:50Oh my god.
00:48:52Oh my god.
00:48:54Oh my god.
00:48:56Oh my god.
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm gonna do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do
00:49:54Is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01Let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:10Or here
00:50:12I'll even
00:50:15Let you come in here
00:50:17God
00:50:19Come on
00:50:21I know you wanna
00:50:23Just admit
00:50:25I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:33You hurt me
00:50:34Oh
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:45Oh
00:50:48I could
00:50:48Torture you
00:50:50Like you did me
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:11Fuck me
00:51:12Fuck me
00:51:21Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:26I've got a story about
00:51:29My pet goat Gilmore
00:51:30And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34Or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39Using only redimines
00:51:40I know
00:51:43I already know about your family
00:51:47I wanna know about you
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info
00:51:54Mmm
00:51:56You gonna tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:17That's not true, Eric
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:27And next year I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45Because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:21Growing up as Vincent was a little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was
00:53:29The first of his disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was first in something
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out when
00:53:43I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her against me
00:53:56Every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry Eric
00:54:04I...
00:54:06You shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:10The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:18All you do is shine
00:54:29All you do is shine
00:54:30You always ask me what I want
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:55:14I don't know
00:55:15I don't know
00:55:22I don't know
00:55:25I don't know
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's got visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33Like some kind of dress up doll
00:55:35It's really freaking me out
00:55:41Eric
00:55:42Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:51All those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:07I'm so sick of this E
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14Alright?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the wand of life
00:56:18The wand of light?
00:56:21Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know if
00:56:36You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right you'll be ready
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:10Okay
00:57:19Oh my god!
00:57:22Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:57:27I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29Yeah, and going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Aw, yeah, well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:57:52I'm calling Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:04We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:25It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:38That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:49Alright, whatever you say sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises for years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I can take his power where you're going
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56Trying to save your family
00:59:58I was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00I was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:01And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04Just once
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:09Leave you alone, forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This would have worked
01:00:37Maybe we can work
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:24Oh damn, oh damn
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:41End of the line, witches
01:02:03Eric
01:02:04Eric
01:02:05Eric
01:02:09No!
01:02:11No!
01:02:14No!
01:02:16No!
01:02:17No!
01:02:20No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:22No!
01:02:24No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:35You set the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:09Ha ha ha!
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:29Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:34You'll pay for that witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:16Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh my god!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:25You could've saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:34I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't wanna be free.
01:06:02I don't wanna be free.
01:06:05I wanna be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24Woo!
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:05We are the first.
01:07:06I love you too.
01:07:11I love you too.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:37You absolute moron, you absolute moron, be gentle, I was dead for like 10 seconds, you're
01:07:49alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:07:59Did the wand give you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:19You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:34Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Yes.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:25Ah.
01:09:27There you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:41You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:16Your magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant!
01:10:36That is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41Those powers are gone.
01:10:43This will scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:47Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bi-
01:11:22Let me know.
01:11:23You'llÃan drop off the wand of life.
01:11:27Yeah, but there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35just so happens that there's another full moon tonight leona sherwood are you asking me to hand
01:11:43fast marry you yeah i think i am eric smenson well we better hurry if we're gonna take the
01:11:52wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunkah hunkah wedding chapel of love
01:11:57i wonder if they have the same elvis i sure hope so but if we're gonna get hand fast married
01:12:02again
01:12:03no more secrets this time so is there anything you want to come clean about now soon to be again
01:12:10husband there is one thing you might want to buckle up we're about to go super speed
01:12:20bessie could have been going super speed this entire time you didn't tell me to make our trip
01:12:25last longer didn't you you know me so well soon to be again wife
01:12:33will you want to share wood will you marry me and not because of some spell or because it's your
01:12:39duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:45yes i will
01:12:56ready hell yeah
01:12:59you
01:13:01you
01:13:02you
01:13:07you
01:13:08you
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