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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:11Young enough to take on a woman right now.
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:40This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:46When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:31It's purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:53Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:36You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The war had white top guns.
00:04:52That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:56Mm-hmm.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy him, have our gun, and then sell him off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell him cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:22Who's going to beat that?
00:05:23Ha!
00:05:30No.
00:05:31I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:35Bye.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:44And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, whose girls are mine?
00:05:56Don't you dare get them out.
00:05:58Wait.
00:05:58Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two cans!
00:06:16Oh, two cans!
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:40Post-death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:58Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:08Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1120 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like...
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:40What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:07:55Woo!
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:05Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidding?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:58Solve!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:31I saved two girls and one of the best to try, but you know that I'm the winner till the
00:09:38day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detected.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53I told you, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Lydia, why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not going to help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21You are going to help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm going to cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1345 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved your gas from a wrecked car.
00:12:26I just left to scare him off.
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur.
00:12:35You already have two of them.
00:12:37You got to take her too.
00:12:38Post-death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck.
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:54Arthur, you're dead.
00:12:57You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead.
00:12:59This is not over.
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:24You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete.
00:13:28Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition, 50 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Hey, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:25Welcome to the 5-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this Shabox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:20Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:25How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Dave, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you saying?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:55Just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:24I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it.
00:17:44Okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03I'm scared. Come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even though.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:16It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:41I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:36Now I try and I regret all of the hurt I had.
00:22:48Cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50All I've been...
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door.
00:23:43And you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36And then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:24:57Okay.
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:37Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary!
00:25:52Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:26:13She might not have made it!
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21All right, there's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24You promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:47There's a lot of derecho or she's around.
00:27:59Really nice.
00:28:00I don't know.
00:28:00I don't know.
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:28:39stuff or not i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this
00:28:48isn't your time to
00:28:49talk don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey
00:29:14hey tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:49nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys
00:30:29are gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:31:00guys motherfuckers fuck real guns you got real guns
00:31:12oh wait a gun a real fucking gun how the fuck did you get a real gun there are more
00:31:17of us
00:31:17he can't have that many rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burned through
00:31:21half a mag already look i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first
00:31:27one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on
00:31:54keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do it
00:32:19it's all his fault he's lying i didn't do anything
00:32:24tony took your girls he stole your supplies
00:32:29don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:34going the like
00:32:46the
00:32:46they're
00:32:46it's
00:32:48sl
00:32:48is
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:09I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my God.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:17I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hot.
00:33:29Times are changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:33The fire of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Vow's affection levels increased.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units.
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:56Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:15We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:19On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man.
00:34:23Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54We'll work for you.
00:34:58Hands on the ground.
00:34:59We'll do our lives again.
00:35:01I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:17Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:20Come on.
00:35:21At our new home.
00:35:28Affection metrics.
00:35:30Mary, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:34Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress, 33%.
00:35:40Civilization continuation?
00:35:45Primary objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54Bait mag brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Ah.
00:36:34Why are you, what?
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me.
00:36:41Fed me.
00:36:43Gave me shelter.
00:36:45Risks everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:54And
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want you.
00:37:19I want you.
00:37:21I don't want me tome.
00:37:26I don't want you.
00:37:28I don't want you to struggle with me.
00:37:30You're going to need to take me.
00:37:32Every game.
00:37:37I don't want you to.
00:37:43They're not ready for you.
00:37:46You're going to be together.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to
00:37:59in wine the night long.
00:38:00It's been a long
00:38:02week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth
00:38:21makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath from me.
00:38:37You take the wrath from me.
00:38:39You can't let it out of the door.
00:38:43You take the wrath from me.
00:38:45Yes, you do.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Jamie, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone, and you
00:39:47lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54No!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses.
00:39:59Mr. Shredo would fucking bullish right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:10Forty-three percent alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:21Forty-three percent, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'd love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro-generators.
00:40:58Three units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm- I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:56Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:04What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I'm gonna go on.
00:42:24I'm gonna go on.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Come on.
00:42:41Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:58Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look, with this much booze, we could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:22And go.
00:44:24Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty noisy there.
00:44:33Oh, yeah.
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:37Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Oh, yeah.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:44:58Karen?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:18Oh, man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Hey, Karen, Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, relax.
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:35Ah!
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:22No.
00:46:23She needs adrenaline.
00:46:24A shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43Alright.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:09I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:10She's waiting for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's gonna be okay. I'll be right back.
00:48:13And she's gonna be okay.
00:48:14She's a good guy.
00:48:15It's a good guy.
00:48:16She's a good guy.
00:48:16She's gonna be okay.
00:48:16I know a girl.
00:48:21It's gonna be okay.
00:48:25All of her ex-husbands are a good guy.
00:48:26She's a good guy.
00:48:27It's a good guy.
00:48:28What's his whole story?
00:48:30Okay, so...
00:48:32I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37that's right
00:48:49booze for adrenaline 50 bottles worth
00:48:56are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage
00:49:00you know how that ends
00:49:06I brewed this myself
00:49:08all right it's nothing like the watered down crap out there
00:49:11I promise you'll like it
00:49:14funny
00:49:15the last guy who said that
00:49:17lost his tongue
00:49:18because I cut it out
00:49:24now he's right here
00:49:25kneeling
00:49:27serving me
00:49:28harder
00:49:30don't make me repeat myself
00:49:35you know
00:49:38you might just barely qualify
00:49:41as my foot rest
00:49:48you
00:49:49go try
00:50:01that smell
00:50:02that's real booze
00:50:05wait
00:50:05I'll try it myself
00:50:14this better be real
00:50:16or you won't make it out of your life
00:50:28don't drink that my lord
00:50:31that's fake junk you dug out from your trash
00:50:45boss
00:50:46that's Arthur
00:50:48the fraud
00:50:54oh my old classmate
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years
00:51:00well I never forgot about you Raymond
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:51:17Arthur
00:51:18didn't I tell you
00:51:21when you are being bullied
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first
00:51:26but instead
00:51:27you snitched on me
00:51:29to the deep
00:51:30and now I'm suspended
00:51:31you happy now
00:51:32you piece of shit
00:51:35you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:40Arthur
00:51:50you're stuck with it
00:51:51with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo
00:52:07yeah that crap
00:52:08we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss
00:52:13how'd you brew that
00:52:14with your own
00:52:18guys guys
00:52:19Queen Tilt
00:52:20I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire
00:52:24so I brought these two bottles
00:52:27that's an exchange
00:52:30that's good
00:52:31thank you
00:52:54strong
00:52:56before the war
00:52:57this wouldn't even pass
00:52:59this premium
00:53:03but now
00:53:05it's worth trading
00:53:06for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you
00:53:10thank you
00:53:11and as for this fraud
00:53:13since we're classmates
00:53:15we could give him a quick
00:53:17less painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:25how can you decide
00:53:27you haven't even tried my booze
00:53:29Queen Tilly White bother
00:53:30I mean just look at it
00:53:31cloudy as hell
00:53:33god knows what kind of shit
00:53:34you dumped in there
00:53:35I know him better than anyone
00:53:36we went to high school together
00:53:38he's always been shit
00:53:40yeah
00:53:40enough
00:53:44fine
00:53:45we'll do this properly
00:53:48but he can drink it
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:04good boy
00:54:21this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from God
00:54:29he's not drinking it
00:54:30did I mess up
00:54:31did I mess up his sense of taste
00:54:32or what
00:54:35what the hell
00:54:36this guy can actually make booze
00:54:38I have no idea
00:54:39I mean he is the guy
00:54:40that pulled a gun on us
00:54:41so yeah
00:54:42maybe
00:54:45I approve whiskey
00:54:52alright
00:55:06blue flame
00:55:07that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:10I want your whiskey
00:55:12all of it
00:55:13everything that you have
00:55:14let me taste it
00:55:16sure
00:55:16but I want the fresh
00:55:17adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:27oh that's it
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste
00:55:31anything like this again
00:55:32Queen Tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about
00:55:35what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49Arthur
00:55:50please
00:55:51just give us
00:55:52do us a favor
00:55:53give us a little bit
00:55:54of adrenaline
00:55:55please
00:55:55a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:04okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss
00:56:10Arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did
00:56:16and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19Queen Tilly
00:56:19I think it's time to
00:56:21send them out
00:56:29you fucking touched me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over Arthur
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it
00:56:35I will I swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40I need to keep him close
00:56:42Queen Tilly
00:56:44now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:46I'd like to start a business
00:56:47in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55call me Tilly
00:56:56and whatever business you run
00:56:58I take 80%
00:57:0180?
00:57:02come on that's insane
00:57:04too much?
00:57:06well
00:57:06there is one way
00:57:08that we can waive it
00:57:10and what might that be?
00:57:16be
00:57:16my
00:57:17husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:29we have time
00:57:40um
00:57:42you know maybe I can work with 80%
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46I am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:50I want to try
00:57:52something different
00:57:55I'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you be the sadist
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:24failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:38here
00:58:40call me on this
00:58:42from now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51alright I'll contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bars
00:58:57hmm
00:58:57no need
00:58:59I'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives
00:59:06I want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women
00:59:10besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do I feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered
00:59:23reward issued
00:59:24anti-radiation serum
00:59:26motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:30spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:35you are
00:59:37I'm
00:59:37the devil in disguise
00:59:45I'm
00:59:49the devil in disguise
00:59:59I'm
01:00:00Hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Come here!
01:00:05Help me!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:16Come on!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:30No!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:49Hold on.
01:00:52Not me.
01:00:53Okay.
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, stop!
01:01:06Get it off!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:24Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:31Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:39Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45She, she, she's, she's up with me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, no!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00Whoa!
01:02:02No Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Ah!
01:02:23Ah!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options.
01:02:29Please let this work!
01:02:29Come on!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:45I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:49Come on Karen!
01:02:52Come on Karen!
01:02:55Oh!
01:03:03No!
01:03:05No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:07You're okay? You're okay? Oh my God! Oh my God!
01:03:13Griffin, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Cows affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh my God.
01:04:16Where did he get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:21Huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey Burns.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Let's get rocks!
01:04:46Let's get rocks!
01:04:50Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed him first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed him first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:38Thou will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I'll ask for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:16You struck a house of cards.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing?
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on, boss. We're all good.
01:07:43We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:06The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:34Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerized.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good. We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:33These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well...
01:10:42She's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen!
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't wanna verify with the Queen first?
01:11:26I'm not gonna...
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:11:45the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross.
01:11:50You see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:59Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it. I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your...
01:12:10for your ladies over there.
01:12:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:15The thing is,
01:12:17either you come up with 90% right here,
01:12:21right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here
01:12:26fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:27and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy
01:12:38doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit
01:12:44drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous
01:12:56that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me
01:13:06will never work under me again.
01:13:09Alright!
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30One.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world see that that's the power of Queen
01:13:43Telly doesn't matter how many supplies you have you're still worthless now you
01:13:51got two choices before you either you kneel down on that broken glass and you
01:13:57ask for forgiveness and then you give a hundred barrels or option two you let me
01:14:05screw those three girls then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels that's gonna be a
01:14:13bargain for you you're being quite generous today mr. Ross I know I haven't
01:14:19even asked him to drink piss yeah I don't understand why doesn't her husband just
01:14:27shoot her we'll only make things worse
01:14:34he lead Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing
01:14:40loyalty her people would die for her they don't fear that nuclear fallout left us
01:14:46with nothing only our faith that's exactly what tilly gave them faith belief reason
01:14:55to live of course they'd die for her but we have too many critical supplies there's
01:15:01no way we could evacuate fast and what do we do we have to put our faith in Arthur
01:15:10and if I had enough bullets I'd blown these bastards heads off already
01:15:15so you made up your mind yes you're gonna get down on all fours and beg for
01:15:20forgiveness or is it time to send over those babes do you even have to ask
01:15:28obviously setting the chairs I'll choose the third option third option fuck off you have no
01:15:36right to negotiate that's Queen too he's beeper how do you get that so he gets to
01:15:50my place in five miss me already I don't think I can deliver your bottles today a few of your
01:16:10boys are giving me a hard time what which idiots have a death wish I'll be there in 10
01:16:18tilly get to my place in five
01:16:29mr. Ross kill him how dare he treat you like this
01:16:32end him now I swear you're dead dead I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in
01:16:39front of
01:16:39whoa don't calm down right calm down calm got riled up now you mean to tell me
01:16:46that you called clean chili on that there toy yeah that's right I did I'm her husband
01:16:59so you better back off before you regret it
01:17:12oh now I've seen some fakes but you really are something else
01:17:30oh now you can't whine to your little wittle toy oh sad face I hate to break the news to
01:17:39you but oh I don't care about these skanky whores anymore no I decided boys I'm gonna take
01:17:49everything he has I'm gonna take everything he has trash the place take everything you see and if you find
01:18:01any booze that's mine and when you're done burn this place down go
01:18:06oh
01:18:17we're killing
01:18:18we're almost there
01:18:20we're almost there
01:18:21most feet ahead
01:18:27thank you mr. Ross take a break save some energy for later you got
01:18:35We women waiting for you. I couldn't have done it without you. Cheers
01:18:43Now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies about leave the other two for me, all right? Thank
01:18:48you, Mr. Rod
01:18:51You hey hey you get over and get poorer
01:18:57Also, I think we can hold them off much longer cover the girls. I'll buy us time time
01:19:04Yeah
01:19:22Are you out of your minds
01:19:31What's going on here we tell you you're just in time we just caught this guy
01:19:36He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest. I was just about to deal with him like Jack
01:19:43this
01:19:43Bastard was trading without paying the tax. He's undermining your authority
01:19:52You're quite the popular man, and you're quite late. It's not very nice of you
01:19:58Shut your mouth. Yeah, you don't don't speak to the Queen that way
01:20:04Who broke these
01:20:07Wait we did
01:20:09That's all right. We save you the trouble. You didn't want that that bootleg stuff. It's crap. That's right
01:20:14Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife. His wife
01:20:20Queen Tilly that's an insult to your status. I don't even know how someone like you could possibly
01:20:28Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no, that's not that's not what I meant. Wait, wait a minute. You mean that you and he
01:20:37actually
01:20:38Oh
01:20:43Queen Queen Tilly he he's just trash
01:20:47Literally a scavenger
01:20:53He is my husband
01:20:55Those bottles were made for me by him what
01:21:18Miss Tilly yeah, I didn't realize that this whiskey belong to your husband
01:21:23It was him
01:21:26He made us do it. He set us up. Oh come on. Don't bullshit me, buddy
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles. Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks
01:21:47Queen Tilly I don't know anything about this I didn't know
01:21:51Raymond he he gave me an order to do it. I I uh I shouldn't have listened to him son
01:21:56of a bitch
01:21:57All right, please save me. I'll be your slave for the rest of my life. That's that's the queen to
01:22:02have mercy on me
01:22:03Yeah, I'm sorry about earlier if you want I'll kill Raymond for you what
01:22:09Horace throw them out
01:22:11Cut off one handy
01:22:18Exile them and if they come back
01:22:21kill them on sight
01:22:23No
01:22:24No, you don't understand
01:22:26We need to talk come on
01:22:53Arthur
01:22:54Arthur
01:22:54I don't share my men with other women
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12I can't make that choice
01:23:17You want all of them back off
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband exactly we don't care who you are. We've been with Arthur longer?
01:23:27We're not afraid of you
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you
01:23:32Right honey, I'd rather say some bullets than four wives
01:23:56What the hell how do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise motherfucker come on Arthur. I know you're in there. You didn't expect this did you? We got plenty of
01:24:09guns now
01:24:09Found them in an abandoned military base. That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey take out your gun too
01:24:19Look I'm out of bullets. I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side
01:24:23Damn it. I knew I should have brought more people
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline. I feel fucking amazing
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game
01:24:44Look I'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47Get to the basement now. No Arthur what about you?
01:24:52Look it's me that they're after I'll draw them away. Arthur you can't outrun bullets
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us if they can't find us they'll just leave if they set the
01:25:02house on fire
01:25:02None of us are gonna make it out alive
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them find my chance and escape the wasteland come on Arthur come
01:25:10out
01:25:10I know you're in there bring your bitches with you
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor you're surrounded
01:25:19So get out here prepare to die you piece of shit. Come on
01:25:40I will die for my lives
01:25:43I could do this all day
01:25:45I could stretch your whole house if I feel like it
01:25:47But get to the basement now
01:25:49No
01:25:52If we go
01:25:54We go together
01:25:56Yes
01:25:57If you die we die with you
01:25:59Yes, I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:12Okay
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly
01:26:16Tilly get to the basement there are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while
01:26:21My people were slaughtered
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now
01:26:26Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39Well darling
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46We're in this together
01:26:53Okay
01:26:53I'm gonna die
01:26:59Thou's affection levels increased
01:27:01Rewards issued
01:27:02RPG 10
01:27:04MP5
01:27:051
01:27:05Ammunition
01:27:065,000 rounds
01:27:0750 armed guards
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time
01:27:11Are saved
01:27:23Let's reload
01:27:24And blow straight to hell
01:27:27Okay
01:27:28Okay
01:27:28You got me
01:27:29I surrender
01:27:31Stop shooting
01:27:33Get your ass out here
01:27:35Bring your bitches
01:27:37And your supplies
01:27:39Fine
01:27:40But guns down first
01:27:42If you shoot me dead
01:27:44I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden
01:27:47Alright
01:27:49You come out nice and slow
01:27:52No funny business
01:28:03Surprise motherfucker
01:28:05Oh shit
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live
01:28:28So I live to protect them
01:28:30Babe
01:28:31Say these
01:28:35Baby here you go
01:28:39Darling
01:28:41Don't forget
01:28:41You're sleeping with me tonight
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time
01:28:47Honey
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright ladies
01:28:52We'll get some rest
01:28:53I have a city to run
01:28:55Your Majesty
01:28:58Detecting children
01:28:59Human civilization progress
01:29:0160%
01:29:02This is the start of my empire
01:29:04You ain't seen nothing yet
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