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00:01:34You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:31You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:36I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:40If you say so.
00:03:02I think it's worth looking into.
00:03:21You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:03:34What's he saying?
00:03:37Nothing friendly to be sure.
00:03:39I said if your Americans dig as much as you talk to me to China by now.
00:03:43Ain't lacking that mouth on you old boy.
00:03:45Hey!
00:03:46You don't touch me.
00:03:46I want to kill you.
00:03:48Hey!
00:03:48Stuff it kid.
00:03:51There ain't no crap gold down there.
00:03:53You quit now Ben.
00:03:54You lose your share.
00:03:56It's fine by me.
00:04:02You say something sugar?
00:04:03Yeah.
00:04:04I said go.
00:04:05He's gone.
00:04:06Well I don't take orders.
00:04:08The likes of you.
00:04:09Really.
00:04:09Hey fellas!
00:04:12Hey fellas!
00:04:13I think we got something here.
00:04:17I told you.
00:04:18Shut up man.
00:04:19Help me.
00:04:20Come on man.
00:04:20Let's get it.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:49The hell?
00:04:53Looks like laundry.
00:04:59Shit.
00:05:01Don't that just be doll?
00:05:04The great Klaus Youngker treasure?
00:05:06Ain't nothing but a pile of dirty skibby.
00:05:09Glad we listened to you, Kraut.
00:05:10If I'd buy this, I'd be the best of it, son.
00:05:14That's a way to feel something.
00:05:21Shit.
00:05:23Found of the decade.
00:05:25Good going, Clay.
00:05:26You found yourself a shiny new rock.
00:05:28No, old Klaus wouldn't have buried it out here if it wasn't worth something.
00:05:32It's got some kind of rotten on it.
00:05:34Yeah, symbols.
00:05:36Bring that light here.
00:05:37Nein.
00:05:39Der Verflug der Stein auf der Daemonien.
00:05:42What?
00:05:43What language do you suppose that is?
00:05:46It's ancient German.
00:05:48Stones like this have existed since the dawn of time.
00:05:51And when they appear, they bring nothing but great evil with them.
00:05:56You can read that.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58I know what it means.
00:06:00It's a summoning stone.
00:06:02It's like a piece of coal to me.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:04It's coal.
00:06:05Coat it was placed into the shoes of those who were cursed.
00:06:09Those who angered their old gods.
00:06:12That is some story, old boy.
00:06:15Saint Nicholas himself possessed just such a stone.
00:06:18He stole it from the pagans.
00:06:19He sent it to his enemies as a warning.
00:06:23To those who would not convert for those who opposed him.
00:06:28Saint Nicholas.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:31You mean Santa Claus.
00:06:33You boys are hearing this shit.
00:06:35Look.
00:06:35Please, you must put it back.
00:06:37Please put it back.
00:06:38This is not something that you wish to trifle with.
00:06:40Curse stones.
00:06:42Santa Claus.
00:06:43Bob heard about it enough.
00:06:45Sam!
00:06:46Hey!
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:51Shit!
00:06:54Look at that!
00:06:58This ain't right.
00:06:59You mean that might be worth something?
00:07:02It means we're all dead.
00:07:04We're all dead.
00:07:07You stupid fools, you have awakened him.
00:07:10Who?
00:07:12Krampus.
00:07:14Bullshit.
00:07:15That's what I say.
00:07:18What the hell is that?
00:07:22He's coming.
00:07:23I like this, Clay.
00:07:24You stupid fools.
00:07:25We're all dead, men.
00:07:26You've dumped us.
00:07:27Let's get out of here.
00:07:28Yeah, you called it, partner.
00:07:41John, where's the fucking tail is that?
00:07:44It's closer than before.
00:07:45I'm afraid to find out.
00:08:06Get out of here.
00:08:07Run!
00:08:11Oh, my God!
00:08:12Oh, my God!
00:08:25Oh, my God!
00:08:31Oh, my God!
00:08:41beach.
00:08:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:07Okay, according to the nav system, we're on the homestretch.
00:12:15How you doing, kiddo?
00:12:18I'm okay.
00:12:20But?
00:12:21It's just weird. It doesn't really feel like Christmas is here.
00:12:26Lots of places don't snow at Christmas time.
00:12:28I know.
00:12:30And aren't you excited to see Nana and Grandpa?
00:12:32I can't even remember them.
00:12:34I know, honey. It's been way too long since you've seen them, and that's one of the reasons we're doing
00:12:38this.
00:12:39And your cousin Troy will be there.
00:12:40I hate Troy.
00:12:42Tommy, we don't hate anyone, buddy.
00:12:45But he always tries to mess with me. And he's a total little perv.
00:12:48When they came to visit us last year, I caught him trying to take pictures with me through my window.
00:12:52That's not good.
00:12:53Well, it's been almost a year since we last saw my brother and his family. Maybe Troy's grown up.
00:12:58But here's hoping we can say the same for your brother.
00:13:02Funny.
00:13:26You made it!
00:13:29It's so good to see you, sweetheart.
00:13:32You too, Mom.
00:13:33Hi, Will.
00:13:35Good to see you again.
00:13:37This can't be Fiona. She's all grown up.
00:13:40Not quite.
00:13:42And Tommy?
00:13:43Hi, Grandma.
00:13:46So big.
00:13:48Hey, welcome to the casa.
00:13:50Hey, Daddy.
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:53That's my girl.
00:13:54Will.
00:13:55Dale.
00:13:57How was your flight?
00:13:58Oh, it was better than the drive.
00:14:00I heard that.
00:14:02Well, maybe the next time you all come to visit, we can build an airstrip for you.
00:14:06Oh, stop.
00:14:07What? We don't have enough land?
00:14:10Let's get you all settled in.
00:14:11Dale, will you help Will with the bags?
00:14:27Amber, I have your old room prepared for you and Will, and I thought Tommy and Troy could
00:14:31stay in the sunroom, and that leaves the blue room for Fiona.
00:14:35Perfect.
00:14:37Perfect.
00:14:37Perfect.
00:14:39Perfect.
00:14:47Whoa.
00:14:50I'll say.
00:14:52Well, I see you fellas met old Blackfoot.
00:14:56Now, he's what you call a real man here.
00:14:59Really?
00:15:00Yeah, when Amber was a baby and Dale was a little guy, that would have made me about your
00:15:04age, Will, when I first encountered old Blackfoot.
00:15:08I swear, his eyes are fading out, but if you look real close, you can still see that.
00:15:13I had a look at him.
00:15:14What look is that?
00:15:16Hunger.
00:15:17See, when an animal gets a taste for man, he goes crazy for it.
00:15:21Becomes an absolute beast.
00:15:23He just can't get enough of it.
00:15:25This guy?
00:15:28Yep.
00:15:29Across the valley is the Rogers Ranch.
00:15:31Now, it seems that old Blackfoot had acquired a taste for old man Rogers' cows.
00:15:35So he and his two sons decided they were going to put him down.
00:15:39Now, they picked up his track easy enough, but it was that night, when they made camp, that's
00:15:47when he got them.
00:15:47He killed them?
00:15:49Eviscerated would be a better word.
00:15:51He chopped those bodies up so badly that you couldn't tell where one victim ended and
00:15:56another one began.
00:15:59Crazy.
00:16:00Is this you?
00:16:02Yeah, that's me and old Blackfoot.
00:16:04You know, I could say that it was due to skill, but really, it was pure luck.
00:16:11I came across him at supper time, chewing on an elk, and it still took more than half a
00:16:16dozen rounds from my 308 to bring him down.
00:16:19Scary.
00:16:21I'll say.
00:16:22Now, when an animal gets a hunger, he becomes more than a beast.
00:16:27He becomes stronger, quicker, smarter.
00:16:35And if you were to get the drop on him, it's only because he lets you.
00:16:39You see, he's lost off here a man, and he just gets cocky.
00:16:46You see, he's lost off here a man, and he's lost off here a man.
00:17:08Morning, Rog.
00:17:09Sam?
00:17:10Find the big one?
00:17:12No, man.
00:17:14Tracksman scares us up by Clayton's Pass.
00:17:17Well, you just keep looking.
00:17:19Eventually, you'll find him.
00:17:21That I will, man.
00:17:23Daddy, why the hell are you encouraging this nonsense?
00:17:28Nonsense?
00:17:30Shit.
00:17:31Take a look at this.
00:17:32Let me see.
00:17:33What does that look like to you?
00:17:35Blurry nonsense.
00:17:37Shit, girl, you're crazy.
00:17:39I took this photo myself not two days ago, and not a stone's throw from hangman's
00:17:44I'm getting close.
00:17:48I can feel it.
00:17:50Well, you know what I think?
00:17:51I think you need to stop getting drunk before you go hunting.
00:17:55Later, Sam.
00:18:03Huh.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05Low fuel light just came on.
00:18:08Yeah?
00:18:08Thought we'd make it there before running low.
00:18:11Still, 600 miles is not too bad on a single tank.
00:18:16Troy?
00:18:18Yeah, that's great.
00:18:19Happy for you, Dad.
00:18:34Well, we've still got a ways to go, so if nature's calling, now would be a good time
00:18:37to go.
00:18:39Uh, no way am I peeing here.
00:18:43I grew up here, babe.
00:18:44There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:18:54Guess I need to fill up.
00:18:56I'm sorry, cash only.
00:18:59Really?
00:19:00You can't be serious.
00:19:01I'm serious.
00:19:05Shit.
00:19:06You got an ATM?
00:19:08Yeah.
00:19:09Great.
00:19:09Where is it?
00:19:10That don't work.
00:19:12Well, that's, that's lovely.
00:19:14That's lovely.
00:19:16You, uh, got a bathroom around here?
00:19:18Yep, but that don't work either.
00:19:21Well, shit.
00:19:27David, I don't like it here.
00:19:29That strange man over there, he keeps staring at me.
00:19:35Take it as a compliment.
00:19:36It just means you still got it.
00:19:38I need some cash.
00:19:39What do you got?
00:19:40Let's see, folks.
00:19:41Hey!
00:19:44Honestly?
00:19:45This is a little mess.
00:19:47Sorry it's not up to your rummaging standards.
00:19:50Yep.
00:19:51That's it right there, man.
00:19:53Told you.
00:19:54No doubt.
00:19:56We're getting close, Roger.
00:19:57I can feel it.
00:19:58Yes, we are, man.
00:20:01Close to the what?
00:20:04Close to the mother load, man.
00:20:08The mother load?
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:11Hey, take a look.
00:20:11Take, take, take a look at that big guy.
00:20:14You ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:16Nah, you ain't, have you?
00:20:18You want to know how come you ain't ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:22Ain't no man makes a track like that.
00:20:25No more beasts, neither.
00:20:26Tell you what, except for him.
00:20:31Him?
00:20:37Sasquatch.
00:20:41What?
00:20:44You know, Bigfoot?
00:20:49You're kidding, right?
00:20:51No.
00:20:52Bigfoot.
00:20:54What, you don't watch the History Channel?
00:21:00Aha.
00:21:0220 bucks.
00:21:04This place is good.
00:21:06Glad to hear it.
00:21:08All right, Terry, man.
00:21:09Now, to triangulate this correctly, we need to start up on the 15 mile marker by old Route 9.
00:21:16Makes sense.
00:21:16Yes.
00:21:17Makes sense.
00:21:19You guys are priceless.
00:21:20Man, what the hell are you doing?
00:21:21Believe me, guys.
00:21:23This is going viral.
00:21:24You need to get the hell out of here right now.
00:21:26Make me.
00:21:27Oh, you little shit.
00:21:29What do you do with your man says, man?
00:21:31Get that out of my face, son.
00:21:36Wait, they're getting mad.
00:21:37This is the best part.
00:21:38So you best do what the man says before they wind up cleaning up what's left of your ass with
00:21:42a goddamn spatula.
00:21:43Good one.
00:21:45Go run off to your dad, boy.
00:21:48Have fun.
00:22:08Is that Will's car?
00:22:11It's a rental, I guess.
00:22:13I doubt they drove all the way from Atlanta.
00:22:16Well, we know somebody who doesn't care about his carbon footprint.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23Let's get this party started.
00:22:30David, come here and give me a hug.
00:22:31All right, Mom.
00:22:41Troy.
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46Get out of the car and say hello to your family.
00:22:51So lame.
00:23:06You ready for this, buddy?
00:23:07Are you?
00:23:17Hey, there.
00:23:18Hey, Will.
00:23:19Hey, Dave.
00:23:21It's David.
00:23:22Right.
00:23:23Sorry, David.
00:23:25You remember Tommy?
00:23:26Of course.
00:23:28How's it going, big guy?
00:23:29Good.
00:23:30You remember your cousin, Troy?
00:23:33Fiona, you are just gorgeous, aren't you?
00:23:36Thanks, Aunt Viv.
00:23:37Troy, let's put the phone away and join the rest of the Homo sapiens.
00:23:41Say hello to your uncle and your cousin.
00:23:45What's up?
00:23:49Let me see.
00:23:56So, Tommy's in what grade now?
00:23:58I love it.
00:23:59Seventh?
00:24:00Seventh?
00:24:01God, how time flies.
00:24:04That's me and that's Santa Claus.
00:24:07I know him when I see him.
00:24:09Where's your sister?
00:24:12I'm angry with her.
00:24:13Shit.
00:24:15Hey, you know we are having dinner soon.
00:24:20So?
00:24:21So, your aunt and your grandmother have gone through a lot of trouble to make a meal for everyone.
00:24:26She makes Daddy angry.
00:24:29She makes Mom angry.
00:24:30Good for them.
00:24:57Want some?
00:25:00No, thanks.
00:25:05What are you reading?
00:25:06Oh, this is an old story.
00:25:09Yeah, it's a little better than me.
00:25:12What you guys watching?
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15Some Christmas thing.
00:25:17It's a Christmas story.
00:25:19Can you read it to me?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22Tis the season for gross commercialization.
00:25:25And this one used to give me nightmares.
00:25:27Troubling, isn't it?
00:25:29What's that?
00:25:31Being surrounded by all this murder.
00:25:34You know, for years I wouldn't set foot in this place.
00:25:37Really?
00:25:38But then I realized I needed to be more tolerant of those less evolved.
00:25:42Good for you.
00:25:48Hey, is that thing real?
00:25:51I'm sure it is, Tommy.
00:25:53Let's not touch it.
00:25:55It's okay, Tommy.
00:25:56Grandpa wouldn't mind.
00:25:58How much is this thing worth?
00:26:00What's gold trading for today?
00:26:02It's like 50, 60 bucks an ounce.
00:26:05That's easy, 25, 30 ounces.
00:26:07So that would be...
00:26:08It's more like $1,800 an ounce.
00:26:12For this little thing?
00:26:14You guys want to know the really interesting part about it?
00:26:17Grandpa Dale found that on this very property.
00:26:20No shit.
00:26:21No.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:24He's panning for gold in the creek.
00:26:26These hills are full of gold.
00:26:29Hey, I got an idea.
00:26:31You boys ever been panning for gold?
00:26:33No.
00:26:34What do you say I show you how?
00:26:37I don't think that's a good idea, Dave.
00:26:39I mean, dinner's coming up here pretty soon.
00:26:42Oh, come on, Will.
00:26:42I know the creek's a five-minute walk from here.
00:26:45I don't know if I'm up for that, Dave.
00:26:47Come on, Dad.
00:26:47It'll be fun.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:49Well, ask Grandma and your mom if it's okay.
00:26:54We've got plenty of time.
00:26:56I'll get Grandpa's panning kit.
00:27:09Hey, friend.
00:27:10So what did your horoscope say today?
00:27:13You will spend another Christmas Eve alone in a small dispatch station.
00:27:18Frank, it's not that bad.
00:27:20Hey, just hear me out.
00:27:21How about this?
00:27:22How about you and I will just sing Christmas carols to each other over the radio?
00:27:27So, how did you get stuck on the holiday shift?
00:27:31Just lucky, I guess.
00:27:33Yeah?
00:27:34How's the little lady going to feel about that?
00:27:37Well, actually, she moved the rest of her stuff out last week.
00:27:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:42I didn't know.
00:27:44I like that one, too.
00:27:46Yeah, well, you didn't have to live with her.
00:27:48Yeah, I hear that.
00:27:50Oh, single life.
00:27:53I got to get back on the saddle.
00:27:55You mind if we wrap a cookie?
00:27:56Watch out for falling reindeer turds.
00:27:59All right, reindeer turds.
00:28:01All right, have a good night.
00:28:02Yeah, see you.
00:28:11This is stupid.
00:28:13You didn't tell me how far it was going to be.
00:28:15Come on, son.
00:28:16Show a little backbone.
00:28:18It's not even been half a mile.
00:28:20Whatever.
00:28:21Over here looks like a good spot.
00:28:25Boys, let me show you how it's done.
00:28:28You know I never took you for the outdoors type.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:33See that?
00:28:34Why don't you get a nice amount like this?
00:28:37Just swirl the pan.
00:28:40Hey, Troy, you want to give it a try?
00:28:42Pass.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:46Tommy, how about you?
00:28:48Go ahead, Tommy.
00:28:49Give it a shot.
00:28:51Like this?
00:28:52Good, just like that.
00:28:53Now try and sift through it.
00:28:55Tip it so you can drain the water out.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Be careful.
00:29:01It's okay, Tommy.
00:29:02Let's go ahead and give it another try.
00:29:10Smell that?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15He's smoking again.
00:29:17Hey, Troy!
00:29:18Unbelievable.
00:29:19I can smell that cigarette.
00:29:21What?
00:29:21I'm not smoking.
00:29:22Yeah, sure you're not.
00:29:24You're doing this right, Dad?
00:29:27Honestly, I don't know, buddy.
00:29:29I don't even think your uncle really knows either.
00:29:35Trying to strike it, Rich?
00:29:36Hi.
00:29:39You're not going to get anything that way.
00:29:41Here.
00:29:42Let me see your pan.
00:29:45Thanks.
00:29:45Okay, so, without a sifter, you want to start with just a little bit, like that.
00:29:52Just put it in some water.
00:29:54So, yeah, there you go.
00:29:56Yeah, get some of the dirt, yeah, and the mud off.
00:29:58There you go.
00:29:59Good job, bud.
00:30:01Oh, perfect.
00:30:01Well, we appreciate the help.
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04I'm Will.
00:30:05Oh, Bonnie.
00:30:06This is my son, Tommy.
00:30:07Nice to meet you both.
00:30:10So, I take it you're from around here?
00:30:12Yeah, born and raised.
00:30:13Oh, very cool.
00:30:14Mm-hmm.
00:30:19Oh, hi.
00:30:21I'm, uh, I'm Dave.
00:30:23Hi, Dave.
00:30:23I'm Bonnie.
00:30:24Yeah, yeah, uh, it's David, actually.
00:30:26My name's David.
00:30:29Mine's still Bonnie.
00:30:32You guys done?
00:30:33This is beyond lame.
00:30:36That's, that's my boy, Troy.
00:30:40Hey!
00:30:41I can't find my way back alone, and I'm fucking bored.
00:30:44Yeah, you know, teenagers, right?
00:30:47Hey, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done at...
00:30:50Whoa.
00:30:51How are you doing?
00:30:53I'm good.
00:30:55Okay, well, I'm sure supper's ready by now.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00It was a pleasure to meet you, Bonnie.
00:31:01Yeah, it was nice to meet you.
00:31:03I'll see y'all later.
00:31:04See you around.
00:31:15Now that was one sweet piece of ass.
00:31:19Really?
00:31:20Is that how you refer to women, is it?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Let's go.
00:31:22Come on.
00:31:23Are we going now?
00:31:24Yes.
00:31:27Hey, Dad.
00:31:29What is that?
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:32Come on.
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:41Looks like it could be onyx, maybe?
00:31:44It's interesting.
00:31:46It's a rock.
00:31:48It's so smooth.
00:31:49Could be an onyx.
00:31:51Can I see it?
00:31:54It's light.
00:31:56It's really boring.
00:31:59Very interesting find, Tommy.
00:32:01Way to go.
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:04I think your uncle's jealous.
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:07Come on.
00:32:10Come on.
00:32:39Hey, Bonnie.
00:32:41What do you want, Dan?
00:32:42Well, it is Christmas.
00:32:45I figured I'd just stop by and say hello.
00:32:47I mean, I like what you've done with the place.
00:32:50It's nice.
00:32:52Hi. You need to leave.
00:32:56Why? Is he here?
00:32:58He has a name.
00:33:01Yeah, I know, but he also has a record, too.
00:33:04But I bet you didn't know that.
00:33:06Seriously?
00:33:08Your man has a real lead foot.
00:33:10He's had his license suspended twice because he doesn't pay his fines.
00:33:15You're doing background checks on my new boyfriend.
00:33:17Do you have any idea how creepy that is?
00:33:19Hey, look. I'm just looking out for you.
00:33:23Well, you need to stop looking out for me.
00:33:24It's over, Dan.
00:33:26Take a hint.
00:33:44Oh, wait. I didn't see you there.
00:33:47It's because I'm not.
00:33:49Just pretend you can't see me.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:59Why are you so fascinated by that stupid rock?
00:34:04I just think it's cool.
00:34:07Man, you're easy to impress.
00:34:11Give it to me.
00:34:13Give it back, Troy!
00:34:14What? You gonna tell your daddy on me?
00:34:16Don't.
00:34:20Troy, where are you?
00:34:25You're smoking again, aren't you?
00:34:28No, I'm not.
00:34:29I can smell it.
00:34:31See?
00:34:33No cigarettes.
00:34:34Well, come inside.
00:34:35Your father needs your help with his laptop.
00:34:38Later.
00:34:39Now!
00:34:41Fine.
00:35:30Shit.
00:35:39Wow.
00:35:41Shut up!
00:35:43Easy.
00:35:43Hands up.
00:35:50What you doing outside my window?
00:35:51I was just trying-
00:35:52Save it.
00:35:54Look, if you just let me explain.
00:35:56What's that little thing?
00:35:58Well, that would be my-
00:35:59Turn around.
00:36:10Turn around.
00:36:16So this is how you surprise me?
00:36:18I told you I was coming home for Christmas.
00:36:21I should kick your ass for sneaking up on me.
00:36:24What?
00:36:26I bet you like games like that.
00:36:29And besides, I had to make sure I wasn't being followed.
00:36:31I was kind of risky considering your ex carries a gun.
00:36:34Fuck that.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41What?
00:36:42You hear that?
00:36:43It's the oven timer.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Dinner's ready.
00:36:47And?
00:36:48You don't feel like eating?
00:36:50I think my mind's kind of what other things is right now.
00:36:53First rule of survival.
00:36:54You gotta eat.
00:36:58Well, shit.
00:37:00Good to go.
00:37:10Alright.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:28This is supposed to be santé.
00:37:28Well, discussed, something in the right corner.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:28So here's is our background.
00:37:30it's on
00:37:34you hear that roger
00:37:37oh yeah
00:37:41got a night vision camera
00:37:42right here man
00:37:43what about that heat sensing thingamajig
00:37:45it's a big 10-4 old buddy
00:37:47is that a 50 cal
00:37:52yes it is man
00:37:54a lot of firepower
00:37:57should be enough man
00:37:59not for what
00:38:02man what do you mean for what
00:38:03we gotta take that son of a bitch down
00:38:07whoa
00:38:08wait wait you mean kill him
00:38:09that's the plan
00:38:10yeah that's always been the plan
00:38:13don't tell me you have a problem with that now
00:38:17shit i don't know maybe
00:38:19he could be the last of us
00:38:21counting the whole dang world for all we know
00:38:22come on man
00:38:24what are you fucking greenpeace now
00:38:26no i just
00:38:28shooting something that's one of a kind just don't seem right
00:38:30don't seem right
00:38:31well obviously you ain't never heard of darwin
00:38:34you know natural selection and shit
00:38:37did you used to drive that blue chevy
00:38:40what man
00:38:41no
00:38:43darwin was like a thousand years ago or something man
00:38:45talked about survival of the fittest
00:38:48okay so the way i see it is if this thing really is just running around out there
00:38:53last of its kind
00:38:54shit man
00:38:56we're just taking our part in the natural selection of things
00:39:01i don't know
00:39:04let's look at it like this then
00:39:05okay
00:39:06what if he is out there
00:39:07you know we find him
00:39:09what are we gonna do then man
00:39:12well i
00:39:13don't be famous shit boys i found bigfoot
00:39:16man not if we can't prove it man
00:39:18we'll end up just going home
00:39:20same laughing stock we are right now
00:39:24we're laughing stock
00:39:27come on terry what
00:39:28how can you be so disconnected man
00:39:31you don't hear all that laughter
00:39:33all them murmuring people do underneath their breath when you walk by
00:39:38shit
00:39:38i guess i never noticed
00:39:40yeah well i do
00:39:42and everybody thinks it man
00:39:44thinks what
00:39:46man they think
00:39:47here come roger and terry man
00:39:49two guys are gonna find bigfoot
00:39:53a couple of fucking screws loose in their head they say
00:40:00i never knew
00:40:05well hey we got a camera
00:40:07we got a heat sensing thingamajig
00:40:08they're gonna have to believe us
00:40:09man nobody's gonna have to believe anything man
00:40:12that's not gonna be good enough
00:40:13not even close
00:40:16all right
00:40:17we got no option
00:40:19no matter which way you look at it man
00:40:21this boy's going down
00:40:25all right so
00:40:27what you're saying
00:40:30is it's him or us
00:40:31yeah
00:40:36well fuck it
00:40:37guess you're right
00:40:39no man
00:40:40i am right
00:40:43now let's go
00:41:09merry christmas baby
00:41:10merry christmas
00:41:12to you
00:41:31you know you don't have to do that will
00:41:33it's no problem
00:41:36you're a good man
00:41:39drink
00:41:40what is that stuff
00:41:42well now this
00:41:46is mr dale henderson's
00:41:48personal reserve
00:41:51moonshine
00:41:53why not
00:41:57good answer
00:41:58good answer
00:42:12oh god
00:42:15makes a hair on your ball stand up doesn't it
00:42:18i'll say
00:42:19wow
00:42:21want another one
00:42:23absolutely
00:42:28still can't get signal out here
00:42:30honey give that thing a rest
00:42:43oh shit
00:42:47what the hell
00:42:49troy what are you doing
00:42:50he was filming me again
00:42:51go to bed troy
00:43:17you're kidding right
00:43:19the pet rock
00:43:22you're sleeping with it now
00:43:24leave me alone
00:43:28whatever
00:43:32you know your sister's pretty hot
00:43:36she's your cousin
00:43:38so
00:43:39it's legal in some places
00:43:42ha
00:43:42got a signal
00:43:44finally
00:43:44now if you only had someone to call
00:43:47shut up
00:43:52well man
00:43:53what
00:43:55keep it down
00:43:57you talk first
00:43:58shh
00:43:59Harry
00:43:59keep it down man
00:44:00daggnapping what
00:44:02he's out here man
00:44:04i can feel it
00:44:06i don't feel nothing
00:44:08i don't know i don't feel shit
00:44:08nah man
00:44:10he's definitely been out here
00:44:13matter of fact
00:44:15he's still here
00:44:17you can bet on it
00:44:19oh man do you see that
00:44:21no
00:44:22right there in them bushes man
00:44:23the dead man couldn't see that
00:44:24god damn it wait for me
00:44:28damn man
00:44:38he's not shooting runs
00:44:39he's not
00:44:39that's peter cottontail
00:44:41oh man
00:44:43oh god
00:44:44oh you should
00:44:44you should have seen your face
00:44:45oh god damn
00:44:47your brow all gristling
00:44:48looking mean as a rattlesnake
00:44:49he's here terry
00:44:51i got him
00:44:52oh god damn
00:44:53what a hoot
00:44:55ha ha terry man
00:44:57funny as always
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:00oh oh
00:45:01wait
00:45:02wait
00:45:02what i tell people
00:45:03wait
00:45:04no no
00:45:04there he was
00:45:05old rog
00:45:06facing down
00:45:07the creature
00:45:07fearless
00:45:08regular fucking
00:45:09sylvester stallone
00:45:10he was
00:45:11putting grizzly
00:45:12adams
00:45:12in shame
00:45:13with that
00:45:13have your laugh
00:45:14terry
00:45:15swear to god
00:45:16man
00:45:20you hear that
00:45:21man
00:45:24what's that i don't know man sounds like it's getting closer
00:45:30sounds like a stampede wait
00:45:35is it gone
00:45:41i'm not liking this me neither man i think we should head back to the truck
00:45:49yeah i'm all right with it
00:45:55right
00:46:01how was
00:46:02yeah it was
00:46:03yeah
00:46:25okay what the hell
00:46:38someone there
00:46:38yeah
00:46:48yeah
00:46:49yeah
00:46:50yeah
00:46:53yeah
00:47:03yeah
00:47:03yeah
00:47:03yeah
00:47:04yeah
00:47:04yeah
00:47:12yeah
00:47:13james
00:47:17james
00:47:19james
00:47:28james
00:47:29babe where'd you go
00:47:30no
00:47:34ah
00:47:36ah
00:47:41ah
00:47:41ah
00:47:42ah
00:47:56ah
00:47:57ah
00:47:58ah
00:47:59ah
00:48:14whoa
00:48:24this is too weird
00:48:27i uh
00:48:28i gotta tell you something dale this this is some really good stuff
00:48:33you might want to sit down before you fall down
00:48:35i'm okay
00:48:39it's bonnie tyler you gotta let me in
00:48:41are you expecting somebody
00:48:42no
00:48:43please open the door please open the door
00:48:50please let me in
00:48:51bonnie are you okay
00:48:53james
00:48:53you gotta call 911 right now
00:48:54what why
00:48:55please just let me in
00:48:56what's going on
00:48:58something attacked us and now james is dead
00:49:00bunny why are you just in a bathroom
00:49:02you got a landline
00:49:03yeah it's right there in the kitchen
00:49:12damn it pick up pick up pick up
00:49:16two sheets guys really
00:49:18all right i'm coming
00:49:23south tower 9-1-1 what is your emergency
00:49:26yes you gotta send help i'm at my neighbors
00:49:28um i've been attacked by some kind of creature and now my boyfriend is dead
00:49:34come again ma'am you said a creature killed your boyfriend
00:49:37i fired a ton of buckshot but it just kept coming
00:49:41everything okay out here
00:49:45okay and what is your name and location ma'am
00:49:47bonnie tyler
00:49:49614 north desert vista drive
00:49:51okay bonnie got it
00:49:53now just stay on the line with me
00:49:56are you sending someone
00:49:59call trooper shilling he's a friend of mine
00:50:05dad you've got to see this
00:50:06not now tommy
00:50:07but dad
00:50:08dale where are you going
00:50:10i'm gonna go ahead and take a look around
00:50:12i'll come with you dale
00:50:13no sweetie i don't think that's the best idea
00:50:15it's okay amber i'll make sure he doesn't get killed
00:50:18you be careful yourself out there dale
00:50:20away from me
00:50:21why
00:50:22so i can stop you from shooting the first of the movies
00:50:31111 this is dispatch you got your ears on
00:50:35this is 111 go for dispatch
00:50:38hey dan i got a weird one for ya
00:50:43what's that
00:50:45woman claims her boyfriend was attacked
00:50:48by some kind of creature or something
00:50:51animal of some kind i guess
00:50:54okay have you called in search and rescue
00:50:56not yet
00:50:58could be a crank
00:51:00thought you might want to check it out for yourself
00:51:02before i call in the cavalry
00:51:05okay 10-4 hey what's the 20
00:51:07uh
00:51:10614 north desert vista drive
00:51:12wait that that's buddy tyler's place
00:51:15yeah
00:51:16yeah
00:51:17she said she was a friend of yours
00:51:20okay 10-4 stand by dispatch i'm on my way
00:51:35shun that light over there
00:51:36see something
00:51:40no i can't see or hear a damn thing
00:51:43that's good right
00:51:44no it's like something scared everything off of this damn mountain
00:51:49Hey, Dale, I think we should go back to the house.
00:51:53Yeah, Dad, I'm with Will on this one.
00:51:56Did you hear that?
00:52:03Quiet.
00:52:10I got something.
00:52:14What is that?
00:52:21Is that cow tracks?
00:52:24Have you ever seen a damn two-legged cow?
00:52:27All right, this is getting really spooky.
00:52:30We need to go back to the house.
00:52:31Yeah, I think you're right.
00:52:44The house is this way.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:52Oh, God!
00:53:08Mom?
00:53:09What's going on?
00:53:11We don't quite know yet, sweetheart.
00:53:13Who's she?
00:53:16And where's Daddy?
00:53:22We gotta get out of here.
00:53:23Where's Will and your father?
00:53:25They're gone, Mom.
00:53:26What does that mean, they're gone?
00:53:28Look, we gotta get everybody in the cars and get out of here.
00:53:31No, David, hold on.
00:53:32Where is my husband?
00:53:34Everyone, please.
00:53:35Where is Will?
00:53:36They're dead!
00:53:37Okay?
00:53:39Both of them ripped and straight by whatever that is out there!
00:53:41What?
00:53:42No.
00:53:43No way.
00:53:43I'm on the phone with the police.
00:53:45That's great.
00:53:46But trust me, we don't want to stay here.
00:53:47We're safer here than we are out there.
00:53:49And we'd be safer still going a hundred miles an hour away from this place.
00:53:52Come on!
00:53:53I am not leaving here without your father.
00:53:55Me neither.
00:53:57Dad is dead!
00:53:59Okay, Mom?
00:54:00Him and Will, both!
00:54:01I'll get Troy.
00:54:03Get out of the way, David.
00:54:04What are you doing?
00:54:05Get out of my way, David.
00:54:06No!
00:54:07What's your name?
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:09You saw this thing!
00:54:10Would you please tell my mother and sister how bad an idea it is to go looking around out there?
00:54:14He's right.
00:54:16If you saw the same thing that attacked us, it's too late.
00:54:21Hello?
00:54:22Ma'am?
00:54:23Are you still there?
00:54:24Yeah, I'm here.
00:54:26But two other people have gone missing.
00:54:30I heard a lot of shouting.
00:54:33Make sure everyone stays in the house.
00:54:36Secure all your doors and windows, but don't leave.
00:54:39Help is on the way.
00:54:41I'll try.
00:54:43Gotta find Daddy.
00:54:45Mom!
00:54:47Mom!
00:54:48Tommy!
00:54:49No!
00:54:50Ann Burke!
00:54:51Fiona, get over here!
00:54:52Dad!
00:54:53propriety sound asleep!
00:54:58Ted!
00:54:59Dad!
00:55:02Dad!
00:55:12Dad!
00:55:14Dad!
00:55:14Dad!
00:55:15Dad!
00:55:16Ted!
00:55:17Dad!
00:55:17Dad!
00:55:19Dad!
00:55:19Daddy!
00:55:19Dad!
00:55:31We're going to need a cadaver unit out here.
00:55:46Dale!
00:55:48Will!
00:55:50Daddy!
00:55:51Dad?
00:55:53Gotta find Daddy.
00:55:55Tommy, come back here!
00:55:56Dale, where are you?
00:56:01Hey!
00:56:03Troy!
00:56:08The fuck, Dad?
00:56:10Unbelievable.
00:56:12Are you this disconnected from reality?
00:56:14All hell is breaking loose out there and you're playing your stupid game!
00:56:18Whatever.
00:56:18Move!
00:56:20Now!
00:56:21Alright.
00:56:22Enough with the yelling.
00:56:25The car is leaving in 30 seconds and you're going to be in it.
00:56:28Shit.
00:56:45Dad!
00:56:48Tommy!
00:56:50Dad!
00:56:59I swear.
00:57:08These are mine but I think they'll fit you.
00:57:26Hey baby, go get your stuff.
00:57:27We're gonna leave, okay?
00:57:32Fiona, you're gonna come with us, okay?
00:57:35The police want us to stay here.
00:57:38Well that's because they have no idea what they're dealing with.
00:57:42Do they?
00:57:45Fuck it.
00:57:47We're leaving.
00:57:49No, ma'am.
00:57:51Do not leave the premises.
00:57:54I have to insist you stay on the line.
00:57:57Hello?
00:58:00Shit.
00:58:02Fuck, where's Troy?
00:58:05Troy!
00:58:06Coming!
00:58:07Damn!
00:58:09Dad?
00:58:11Grandpa?
00:58:12Tommy, stay close to me!
00:58:17What is that?
00:58:21No, Tommy!
00:58:23Dad?
00:58:25We have to go.
00:58:27Now!
00:58:35Mom!
00:58:36Run, Tommy!
00:58:39Run!
00:58:55Mom!
00:58:57Amber!
00:59:00Tommy!
00:59:03Where's your grandma and your mom?
00:59:07Okay, bye.
00:59:08Be coming with us.
00:59:09Okay, bye.
00:59:17Where's mom and grandma?
00:59:24That all you guys?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:28Never gonna knock gas gaslers again.
00:59:43Shit!
00:59:48Slow down.
00:59:49You're going too fast.
00:59:57David!
00:59:57Honey, please!
00:59:59Slow down before you kill all of us!
01:00:01Shut up!
01:00:01Shut up!
01:00:02Shut up!
01:00:03Shut up!
01:00:03Don't you tell me to shut up!
01:00:05You're distracting me!
01:00:07Keep it up and I guarantee you we're gonna have an accident!
01:00:10Shut up!
01:00:12Shut up!
01:00:31Everyone okay?
01:00:34No, Dad.
01:00:38Everyone alive at least?
01:00:44Shut up.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:51It's a long foot from here, I guess.
01:00:53Great plan, Uncle Dave.
01:00:56You got a better one for you?
01:01:00How far is it to town from here?
01:01:05Fastest way will be through the desert.
01:01:07Let's go.
01:01:08Go.
01:01:12Babe?
01:01:16Baby?
01:01:29Oh my God.
01:01:34No.
01:01:37Mom?
01:01:39No.
01:01:41No.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42No.
01:01:42No.
01:01:42No.
01:01:43No.
01:02:01You killed her.
01:02:04You fucking freak, you killed her!
01:02:07You killed my mother.
01:02:09Hey, Coy!
01:02:11Come on, man!
01:02:12Get the damn hands off me, lady!
01:02:14Son, please, I'm so sorry.
01:02:19You gotta go.
01:02:21Nothing's still out there.
01:02:26Too late.
01:02:27He's already here.
01:02:32Okay.
01:02:33Mister, time to snap out of it. Let's go.
01:02:35No, you go. Get the kids to safety.
01:02:36Mister, there is brave and then there's stupid. Let's go.
01:02:39Go! Go!
01:02:41Go!
01:02:42Go!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:55Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:03:12State police!
01:03:15State police, I'm coming in!
01:03:19State police!
01:03:21State police!
01:03:30State police, come out with your hands up!
01:03:39111 to dispatch.
01:03:41Go ahead.
01:03:42This place is deserted. There's nobody here.
01:03:46yeah the woman hung up on me how do you want to proceed
01:03:53right now i'm not too sure any word on my backup in that cadaver unit
01:03:59i've called everyone from the forest service to the county sheriff
01:04:02word's gone out but all they'll tell me is they're in route
01:04:07you gotta be kidding me it's christmas eve dan what do you want me to say
01:04:14look just just keep me posted okay be careful out there dan something strange is going on
01:04:30come on troy hurry up eat me you also do that for me if you don't hurry up
01:04:37if you lose that backpack we'll move faster yeah what's in there anyways don't worry about it
01:04:42come on guys we're almost out of the man coop's place
01:04:44come on we'll get you right back into town
01:04:48tell me help him
01:04:51come on i don't need your help half pint
01:04:54come on let's move come on come on
01:05:06hey coop you're home it's bonnie
01:05:13hey coop
01:05:15bonnie what the hell are you doing out here girl
01:05:17i'd tell you but i don't think you'd believe us
01:05:21friends of yours
01:05:23listen we need to get into town you still got that old beater truck yours
01:05:26she don't run
01:05:28hasn't since last winter when her engine froze up on me
01:05:30well that's just wonderful
01:05:37well come on in
01:05:39go ahead
01:05:40go
01:05:41go move
01:05:44the place is a bit cramped but uh do your best to make yourselves to home
01:05:49we really can't stay there's something after us
01:05:53there's an evil moon in the sky tonight
01:05:55i've seen this once before
01:05:57when
01:05:58well that's a young man
01:06:00just about the age of this feller
01:06:08taken up with a gang of treasure hunters
01:06:15our leader was a fellow named clay olson
01:06:19he met this german that claimed to know the location of the klaus younger loot
01:06:26who's klaus and younger
01:06:27klaus and younger were a pair of hessian outlaws
01:06:30said to be the deadliest pistols of their day
01:06:33they robbed every bank stage train and pay house
01:06:38from here to santa fe
01:06:40so you can imagine our excitement we thought we'd found their stash
01:06:43did you find it
01:06:44yeah but let's just say it wasn't what we expected
01:06:48this is it clayton
01:06:50payday
01:07:08the hell
01:07:12laundry
01:07:14way to feel something
01:07:20look like a bust
01:07:22all we found was this slick black stone about the size of a football
01:07:27wait you
01:07:29you mean like like this
01:07:30my rock
01:07:32where'd you get that
01:07:33i found it this afternoon at the creek by my granddad's house
01:07:36well that's the one and that's why the krampus is chasing you
01:07:40the krampus
01:07:41all these years that krampus has laid in wait
01:07:44now somehow one of y'all's waking him
01:07:49christ koop this is crazy even for you
01:07:52i don't get it how can a stupid rock cause all this
01:07:55cause it ain't no ordinary rock
01:08:01what's that
01:08:03i searched high and low to find this i spent a whole lot of time
01:08:11i knew for sure that one day it'd come in real handy
01:08:16here we are
01:08:18well now that there is what's called the summoning stone
01:08:20in ancient times it was used to bring evil spirits into the world
01:08:25trouble is very few learned how to control a creature once summoned
01:08:29legend says cleopatra was one saint nicholas the other
01:08:33what's the name of santa
01:08:35don't tell me you believe in santa claus
01:08:38well every legend is based on a shred of truth
01:08:41does this book tell us how to control him
01:08:44like saint nicholas
01:08:45no but it does tell us how to stop him
01:08:47great how
01:08:51well here you have your elements
01:08:54earth fire and water
01:08:56now it's fire that awakens him
01:08:58one mere spark hits the stone
01:09:01then it brings the curse to life
01:09:03but how do we reverse the curse
01:09:05well he must be returned to the nether world
01:09:07buried under stone and earth
01:09:09once his thirst for blood is quenched
01:09:11he'll return himself as he did all those years ago
01:09:14but since he's still chasing you
01:09:16it's clear that he's not finished yet
01:09:18so
01:09:20so we have to bury him then
01:09:22great idea
01:09:25anyone got a shovel?
01:09:26just the stone's throw from here is the entrance to the vulture mine
01:09:29it was closed back in the 1880s when the diggers hit the water table
01:09:33this is really crazy
01:09:34how are we supposed to get him to go in there?
01:09:37well that's the easy part
01:09:38the krampus is drawn to the stone
01:09:39we bring that with us into the mine and rest assured he'll follow
01:09:43we bring him close
01:09:44we light the fuse and run like hell
01:09:46and we bring the whole mountain down on him
01:09:48light the fuse?
01:09:49yeah
01:09:50dynamite
01:09:54no no this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
01:09:57coop our best bet is to get to town and get some help
01:09:59what kind of help you reckon you'll find there?
01:10:02bullets won't kill him
01:10:03hell and a-bom won't
01:10:04are you the folks that's woken him up?
01:10:07and that's who he's after
01:10:08so even if you make it to town a lot of good people are gonna die
01:10:11then we have to stop him
01:10:12well i've studied krampus all my life
01:10:14and i know that the only way to stop him after he's awoken
01:10:17is to send him back to the depths of hell
01:10:21people said i was crazy
01:10:22but i knew that one day he'd awaken and come back to finish what he started
01:10:26and at long last that time is here
01:10:28what in the hell?
01:10:32it only glows like that when he's close
01:10:34it's time to move
01:10:42all right let's go
01:10:43i still don't like this coop
01:10:52all right this is it
01:10:54stay close
01:10:55it's okay go ahead
01:11:24let's go
01:11:28i can't
01:11:31fuck this i need a break
01:11:32here i can hold it
01:11:34get away
01:11:35okay
01:11:35come on
01:11:36fuck off
01:11:38fine
01:11:39go on
01:11:39here keep moving
01:12:14friend back up
01:12:16now
01:12:27this here is the spot
01:12:29now let's plant us some dynamite
01:12:35so
01:12:36another
01:13:02What the fuck?
01:13:10Well that should do it.
01:13:11Blow this here pillar and the whole dang cage should come down.
01:13:14What?
01:13:14You're going to blow this place up with us in here?
01:13:16Well I'm going to blow it, but by the time the fuses go we'll be home free.
01:13:19Sure about that coop.
01:13:25He's coming!
01:13:27Come on!
01:13:28Go and get him out of here!
01:13:28Run!
01:13:29Run!
01:13:40Go go go!
01:13:44See you in hell demon!
01:13:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:14:23I'll be damned.
01:14:30Are you guys okay?
01:14:31Merry Christmas Dan.
01:14:33Is there anybody else up there?
01:14:35Troy.
01:14:36Okay.
01:14:37All right.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:37Come on guys.
01:14:38Let's go.
01:14:38Come on.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:401-11 to dispatch.
01:14:41I have them.
01:14:41They're safe.
01:14:41Send a second unit.
01:14:42Come on guys.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:45Come on.
01:14:58Fuck.
01:15:11Fuck?
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:35Like this again thro over like a giant motherfuckingité.
01:15:38Not just one hair coat, but you hang on them.
01:15:38Hey, Jack.
01:15:49If they don't go with Hannah, don't be too deep.
01:15:59And
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