00:01Hey, everyone on YouTube! You're all super weird! You must unsuck wide from here right now!
00:10Hey, Sonic!
00:11What?
00:12It's me, Tails!
00:13Yeah, right, Dr. Eggman!
00:15Uh...
00:17That hurt, motherfucker!
00:19Whoa!
00:21Whoa!
00:21Whoa!
00:22Whoa!
00:23Whoa!
00:23Sonic!
00:24Whoa!
00:25Sonic!
00:26Oh, it's you!
00:28Yeah, it's Tails!
00:30Right!
00:31No way!
00:32Whoa!
00:34I'm Tails!
00:35What?
00:36What?
00:38What?
00:40What?
00:41Whoa!
00:43We gotta stop this!
00:44Okay!
00:45No!
00:46There's nothing as cool as being dug by someone you like!
00:49But if someone tries to touch you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!
00:55It's your body!
00:56It's your body!
00:56No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to!
00:59Now what do you do?
01:00Well, you say,
01:02No!
01:02Then, you get out of there!
01:04One-shot is such a big, fat, ugly, smelly man!
01:08Ugh!
01:09So fat!
01:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:11Really fat!
01:12Ugh!
01:12Also, you're a freak!
01:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:15Eggman!
01:16What's up?
01:16Sonic!
01:17Get a load at the big, fat, freak!
01:20Ha ha ha ha!
01:20Whoa!
01:21That one-shot looks really, really hot!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25What?
01:25Sonic!
01:26You gotta stop!
01:28You must be kidding!
01:30That hedgehog is gay!
01:32You're right!
01:32No!
01:33I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games!
01:39Oh, fuck!
01:40I'm falling down all these spirits!
01:42I warned you about stairs, though!
01:44I told you, dog!
01:46It keeps happening!
01:47I told you, man!
01:49I told you about stairs!
01:52Ah!
01:53Now I'm a YouTube superstar!
01:55I can do whatever I want!
01:57Hey, Eggman!
01:58What?
01:58Your butt smells like...
02:00Ugh...
02:01Smells like shit!
02:03I can't believe this!
02:04You have special needs, Foxy!
02:07I hate you!
02:10Hey!
02:11What?!
02:12Where's Tails?
02:13There's no Tails!
02:14Just Knuckles!
02:15What a fucking letdown!
02:17Knuckles!
02:18Get away from Sonic!
02:19He's a fat, gay hedgehog!
02:24No way!
02:25Sorry!
02:26Way!
02:27Way!
02:28Oh yeah?
02:29Well, I'll show you!
02:31Hey there, Knuckles!
02:32What the heck are you talking about?
02:34You know who I am!
02:36Uh, yeah!
02:37How are you doing?
02:38Doing?
02:39Huh?
02:40You can't stop being gay, Sonic!
02:42You're right, pal!
02:42Let's get busy!
02:44Oh no!
02:48Hey!
02:49Mr. Simon wants me to tell you that he's the best sentence mixer!
02:53And these will never stop being funny!
02:56Forever!
03:01Hey!
03:02Knuckles!
03:03Except this whole Tails not being tailed... thing!
03:07I don't get this!
03:08Oh shit!
03:09The animations look like the fucking sex!
03:11What do you mean?
03:12I mean they're animations like fucking Pixar or something!
03:15It makes me wanna fucking put my cock in your butt like this!
03:18Ah!
03:18Hooray!
03:19Sonic get your cock out of me right now!
03:22No!
03:22Roorah!
03:23It was a start of me right now!
03:24Oh!
03:24And your mouse out!
03:29No!
03:31We're on the menu!
03:32We're Leisters!
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