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Hell Motel - Season 1 - Episode 07: Cat and Mouse
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00:32The day we've been waiting for for 30 years is finally here.
00:40Did it?
00:42You and me?
00:43Mm-hmm.
00:45Now there's someone else.
00:48Someone's going to die.
00:51You're killing both of those assholes.
00:53Foy, hold this.
00:57We need nine bodies,
00:58and one of them is still out there.
01:01We need to retrieve it before a pack of coyotes almost get to it.
01:42We need to retrieve it before a pack of these cranes.
01:45That means they need to retrieve it.
01:46Then the souls may find their claim to be hidden.
01:52But it went off to a pack of devices.
01:56You still want to retrieve it?
01:56I'll neveralaver.
02:06What's that?
02:12Crazy bastard doing a strip tease.
02:15You get hypothermia, body senses burning up and you start ripping your clothes off.
02:21Huh.
02:22Bodies are weird.
02:24Yeah, sure are.
02:28One thing they don't do, generally, is explode.
02:41I did it.
02:47Well, you know one thing for sure, Blake's not the killer.
02:53How are we going to take him back to the motel?
02:54Will that sludge even work?
02:58We'll just gather up what we can and make the best of it.
03:04His essence is here even if his body isn't.
03:07Wolves scavenge most of them.
03:13Hey, what are you guys looking at?
03:16We were out looking for Blake and...
03:22How did this happen?
03:23It's that snowblower sitting right there.
03:27We banished him and he was murdered.
03:29Well, hey, he stabbed me and then shoved a gun in our faces and then shot at us all.
03:33Right.
03:33I know.
03:34I know.
03:34I'm sorry.
03:35I'm sorry, but it's still awful.
03:36Well, the only thing to focus on now is the fact that someone got to him before the wolves did.
03:43What are you?
03:48I know.
03:50I thought the cold was going to be enough.
03:51I didn't expect someone to take it further.
03:58Where's Andy?
04:00He's inside making us breakfast.
04:03He...
04:03He wouldn't do this.
04:06I don't know.
04:08I was with Floyd all night.
04:10Were you with Andy?
04:13No.
04:14We slept in our own rooms.
04:18I know you two have gotten close.
04:21Real close.
04:23Watch your six, as they say.
04:30What are we going to do about Blake?
04:32Can't move him out here, not with all the scavengers around.
04:35No, it is Mike.
04:37Uh, I'm going to go back to the shed, grab a wheelbarrow, a couple shelves, and a tarp,
04:41and then we'll take as much of this poor guy back to the motel as we can.
05:12Aw.
05:15That does not look good.
05:17Wish we had some antibiotics.
05:19It's starting to look infected.
05:21I don't need them.
05:23After this night, Bafume will see to all our needs.
05:29What?
05:30Barring the unlikely event of some unknown person out there, one of those two is our killer.
05:39And as long as they're allowed to roam free...
05:43The ceremony is in danger.
05:47There's an easy fix.
05:50Let me go kill them.
05:52Kill them both.
05:53We need one alive for the invocation.
05:56Okay.
05:58I'll go chop off Andy's head and we'll bleed Paige out at midnight.
06:03Hey, trust me.
06:05I'd rather the killer be Paige.
06:08The killer, whether it's Andy or Paige, is not someone to be trifled with.
06:15Agreed.
06:18So, what do we do?
06:20We bring one of them over to our side.
06:23Which one?
06:27Paige.
06:28She'll make a better offering to Bafume, and one could argue that she's been preparing her whole life to be
06:33that.
06:35And how do we make her see the light?
06:42By giving her irrefutable proof that Andy is a Satan-worshipping psychopath.
06:59Sorry, I shouldn't have just walked in.
07:01It's okay.
07:02It's okay.
07:02I was outside with Floyd and Shirley, and we found Blake.
07:07Oh.
07:08I guess we knew the cold would get him.
07:10It wasn't the cold.
07:11He was killed.
07:12Left in pieces.
07:14I'm not sure I'll ever get all of his blood off of me.
07:19You should have gotten me.
07:21It's not really anything you or anyone else could have done.
07:25Well, how did he...
07:27Sorry, if it's too hard, you don't have to tell me.
07:30Snowblower.
07:32God.
07:34No.
07:38Not funny in the slightest.
07:40It's just, um...
07:41It's okay.
07:43You're in shock, but that's all.
07:46The latest wave of slashers hidden in the speciousness of elevated horror, the glut of salacious true crime podcasts, docu
07:54-tramas, the alleged art film credibility of horror extremism,
07:57and the bald-faced opportunism of gross-out horror as social media sanctioned dare.
08:04What becomes painfully clear is that whorey but truthful trope of the last 70 years.
08:12Consumers are being desensitized to violence and its awful and lasting consequences.
08:37Consumers are being desensitized to violence and its awful and lasting consequences.
08:41The U.S. public executions up to the 1930s, the constancy of these acts has guaranteed the kind of simple
08:48-minded drudgery to be found in your thesis.
08:54If you'd gone deeper into your topic, if you'd thought about what drives this hunger for an entertainment, perhaps even
09:02you would have stumbled onto some new avenues of interrogation.
09:06The movies that you cite, which I had to endure in order to adjudicate your thesis defense, are unequivocal trash.
09:16Full of two-dimensional characters, so grotesque and idiotic, one would hazard they deserved to die.
09:24Will you be advocating for the real-world suffering of Wile E. Coyote next?
09:28This field has been barely started.
09:31No, no, no, no, no.
09:31Turning your gaze to the simplistic and righteous gutter that you pretend to critique does nothing but reveal your inane
09:39and very questionable obsession with that very gutter.
09:44And I'm afraid the gutter is where your thesis belongs.
09:52Thanks.
09:55I regret to inform you that you have failed your Ph.D. defense.
10:01I can't approve it.
10:03And I know no one else will.
10:08You might find a lower-tier college or night school that will employ you should you feel compelled to teach,
10:15but a full professorship here is not in the cards.
10:47So, should I put this all in the dishwasher, or really, what's the point?
10:52You can just put it over there.
10:53I'll take care of them.
10:55No, no.
10:56I can clean them off.
10:57I just, um...
10:59I'm just...
11:00I don't know.
11:01I don't know what I am.
11:06Something on your mind, huh?
11:09Everything's on your mind.
11:11You're employed in me, too, but you seem especially perturbed.
11:17Everything okay with Andy?
11:20If you ain't feeling safe, you can just stick with us.
11:27You suspect Andy.
11:29Andy suspects you.
11:31I suspect everyone.
11:32And of course I do.
11:33I don't actually know who any of you truly are.
11:38Right back at you, sister.
11:40Of course.
11:41And that's a problem.
11:42Because until the cops or whoever get here and save us, this isn't over.
11:47We're all in danger.
11:51Okay.
11:51Okay.
11:52Okay.
11:53Let's...
11:54Let's think this through logically.
11:56Hmm?
11:57You were out in the woods.
11:58With us.
12:00Alone.
12:01Two against one.
12:04If we were the killers, why wouldn't we have taken advantage of that?
12:14Do you want to go through our stuff?
12:17It won't take you very long because most of it burned up in that RV.
12:21As long as we can go through yours, and Andy's too, it's only fair.
12:27I can't make that decision for him.
12:29No.
12:30Good news is you won't have to.
12:33Because if we pass this test, that'll be the writing on the wall.
12:41What do you say?
13:12You'll find the evidence of it and being the 몰래 Ángel and Goxie?
13:12It's very dumbo, but it's very good.
13:14Who's going through?
13:15It's very good.
13:15You're doing so.
13:16I don't know.
13:16You're doing so.
13:16It's very good.
13:16You're doing so.
13:16You're doing so.
13:16It's very good.
13:18I'm in a bad mood.
13:19You're doing so.
13:19You're the best.
13:20You're doing so.
13:20I'm Tinder.
13:31He unpacked everything.
13:35What's this?
13:36No, it's just a vape.
13:38This shit will kill you.
13:41I gave up smoking when my agent told me you could see it on my teeth, and then the crow's
13:45feet around my eyes.
13:46That's a crappy thing to say, even though it was ultimately for the best.
13:52I found something.
13:55Looks pretty serious.
13:58He's an academic. It's probably something he's studying.
14:01Okay.
14:03If this is what he's studying, then we're in a lot of trouble.
14:08The blood of a live virgin holds special power because defiling a pure woman weakens God.
14:13Insane and misogynistic.
14:15Oh, and an entire chapter on how to disembowel a cat while still alive.
14:20Okay.
14:21I get you're freaked out.
14:23We found this in his dresser, Floyd.
14:25I know, but if he hears us, then you'll know that we know.
14:28And we need the element of surprise here, because as normal as that guy pretends to be, he's one sick
14:33puppy.
14:34Okay, what do we do?
14:36I don't know. Any spells in there on how to take out a psycho?
14:38Okay, no one's taking out anyone, okay?
14:40Honey, we have to do something about this threat.
14:42You were on the invite list. We weren't.
14:44So you're going to be part of whatever twisted plan he's been enacting.
14:48But Andy and I are close.
14:50We made a real connection.
14:52It means nothing.
14:53Him and Kawaii were close, and then he painted his bedroom walls with that guy's blood.
14:57Sick son of a bitch has been playing us all.
14:59Okay, okay.
15:02Do you think the three of us could take him?
15:05Overpower him? Lock him up, maybe?
15:09Maybe?
15:10If he wasn't prepared for it.
15:11But you look at what he's done to some of those big guys.
15:13Wait.
15:15Portia and Ruby, they took something for sleep. Knocked them out.
15:21The night he ripped out Portia's heart.
15:24Ruby said they both popped sleeping pills.
15:27Safe. Clean.
15:30We'll use them for the cops to sort out.
15:36Okay. It's a good plan.
15:39Who's going to grab the pills?
15:40Okay. I'll go, and if Andy finds me, I'll tell him that I was just looking for rainproof clothes for
15:46the walk.
15:47Sure.
15:48Yeah. Be careful.
15:50Promise?
15:51Yeah.
16:01You're a genius.
16:07What?
16:08What's wrong?
16:09I don't think I just...
16:11I hope we're taking out the right one.
16:13Cheryl, there's no way that charming gal is a killer.
16:18That charming gal is an actor.
16:23I don't know.
16:30I don't know.
16:39Late night shoots.
16:40These save my life.
16:42Ginger, honey, cardamom, and turmeric.
16:45Tastes better than it sounds.
16:47And it really packs a punch.
16:50Well, they got a thermos around here.
16:53Maybe we can take some with us for the hike.
16:54It's a great idea.
16:56I'll make some more.
17:01Everything okay?
17:04This weekend has been absolutely...
17:09Oh, terrible isn't even the word.
17:12But even at its worst, I am so thankful for the fact that I wasn't going through this alone.
17:20to friendship to friendship
17:28look if i met boyd and shirley in the street i'd think they're just a normal
17:35middle-aged couple exceedingly normal
17:40but maybe that's what they want you to think to hide where they really are
17:43and who's that
17:47i don't know but this place it's like a shrine to crazy people
17:53maybe they heard about this weekend and then they decided to come up here to
18:00try and make a name for themselves that just sounds so convenient exactly
18:09whoa
18:25you took their side andy you gotta see it from our point of view
18:28oh what did you give me don't worry it's just sleeping pills
18:35you'll sleep for a while and hopefully by the time you wake up the cops will be here
18:38i'm not the killer how do i know that for sure
18:42because they are
18:45they've been doing this page
18:47and you you alone with them is danger
19:17can we just leave him untied and secure the door
19:20kind of defeats the purpose
19:22honey i promise we're not doing anything that will harm him we're just keeping him safe safe for
19:27for us safe from himself you good all good i promise you page
19:37nothing bad about this
19:41so uh what now now we wait storm's over they'll be clearing the roads pretty soon
19:50unless the internet's connected we contact the cops and get them to set this all right
19:55and then for the first time this weekend we can breathe easy
20:04i know it just um it just feels really wrong it feels really wrong
20:10it's okay it's okay baby come on you go on and let it all out
20:18Shirley's here to take care of you
20:23this will all be over soon enough yeah
20:31why don't you go on whip up some lunch
20:36sure thing
20:39wait you know i think we'll feel good
20:42a hot bath
20:44i had a soak i feel like a completely different person
20:48yeah so why don't i go ahead and draw you something and then you can just
20:52chew now
20:53and turn off
20:55sound good
21:04go on
21:07you know i saw some brochures at the front desk advertising their spa services
21:21why don't i go pick you up one of their mud scrubs really help you relax
21:26sound good
21:27honestly sounds amazing
21:30see i feel better already just knowing i'm gonna help you
21:35and you deserve it
21:37so relax and let all that tension just melt away
22:03and i think i feel like you're gonna take some kind of a fewосьy
22:16Oh, my God.
22:17Oh, my God.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:24Oh, my God.
22:309-1-1.
23:08I think you should tighten that circle a touch.
23:12Oh, yeah? Where's that?
23:16Oh.
23:18Paige was a little bit shorter than Caitlyn was.
23:28I guess you're right.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:52In a few hours, a portal to hell will be open, and Baphomet will be unleashed into the world.
24:02And you and I will be fornicating by this side for all eternity.
24:14Come on.
24:26Patience, my love.
24:53The true occult bookstore.
24:59Okay, there's Andy's book.
25:04Let's see how serious this is.
25:34How's my spa, babe?
25:35I was thinking maybe I'm done.
25:39Will you stop denying yourself life's pleasures?
25:43Like this scrub says that the pumice is sourced from the Vestmánaér region of Iceland.
25:56How's my spa, babe?
25:56What's your Azónér region of Iceland?
25:57Girl, no.
25:58Look at him.
26:02How's my spa, babe?
26:03What's my spa儒аст?
26:23Yeah, it's all so about
26:34Oh, honey, you're going to have to relax.
26:37You're so tense.
26:40Of course, you've been to hell and back, so it's perfectly understandable.
26:47We're all okay now.
26:50All of us.
26:52And now, I'm going to touch some pressure points on your forehead.
26:57Is that okay?
27:15Does that feel better now?
27:18We'll just let all that stress and anxiety down the drain.
27:29Hold your nose.
27:31Oh, honey, honey.
27:35There's nothing to be afraid of anymore.
27:37We have that nasty man locked away.
28:04What have you been looking at?
28:28You little bitch!
28:33Go to hell!
28:35You fuck!
28:37You're locking them up!
28:46I don't know if you can go!
28:54No!
28:58No!
29:01No!
29:08No!
29:10No!
29:14No!
29:19You fucking bitch!
29:21Fuck you!
29:22Let the fuck off of me!
29:27No!
29:29No!
29:31No!
29:33No!
29:36No!
29:38No!
29:42No!
29:43No!
29:44No!
29:49No!
29:56No!
30:09No!
30:14No!
30:17No!
30:19No!
30:20No!
30:21No!
30:22No!
30:24Ah!
30:25Oh, oh, oh.
31:03Oh, oh.
31:27Oh, oh.
31:28Time to begin.
31:48I'm so sorry.
31:50You drugged me.
31:51Please keep your voice down.
31:52Floyd and Shirley are the killers, okay?
31:55And it wasn't my plan.
31:55They tricked me.
31:56They planted all this satanic stuff in your room.
31:58They fell for it.
31:59And I'm so sorry.
32:00And I'm so sorry.
32:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:02Fuck them.
32:02No, fuck them.
32:04Shh, shh, shh.
32:04They tricked all of us.
32:05Okay, we just have to get-
32:06Listen to me, listen.
32:07Shirley is dead, okay?
32:09Yeah.
32:09They were gonna sacrifice me tonight.
32:11And you two.
32:12They needed a night of us.
32:13And then she saw my phone, and she attacked me.
32:15Yeah, but we've all had phones.
32:17I know, I know, but mine dinged.
32:18I got a bunch of messages.
32:20The Wi-Fi's back.
32:20I don't know how.
32:21Maybe Floyd and Shirley must have disabled it, but then why would they have turned it back on?
32:25No, no, no.
32:25Storms can mess with satellite signals.
32:27Look, it doesn't matter.
32:28All that matters is we can call the cops now.
32:29I did.
32:29I did call them.
32:30I called 911.
32:30I called them.
32:32Yeah.
32:33That's great.
32:33Yeah.
32:34That's great.
32:35Okay.
32:35No, they said they might take a while.
32:39But we did some snooping on everyone.
32:43And you're good, obviously, but they are full-blown blood called Satanists.
32:47And since that's the case, they might have been the ones who killed everyone 30 years ago.
32:52Yeah, they would have been in their 20s.
32:53Yeah.
32:54That makes perfect sense.
32:55And if they're not, they're definitely the ones doing it now.
32:58But we have to get out of here.
33:00We have to go before Floyd finds Shirley, okay?
33:04Because when he not, it was bad.
33:08It was bad.
33:10It was bad.
33:19Girls, it's just me.
33:24Don't worry.
33:24I'm not going to come in.
33:30But you guys, you should see the sky.
33:37It's a beaut.
33:44You guys hear me?
34:10What?
34:14these are all knives i forgot i don't want to fight him me neither but if we're gonna fight
34:19him it's better to do it here he's a hunter he's used to the outdoors we're not two against one
34:24right yeah and we gotta use that circle him keep him off balance okay hey you took on shirley by
34:32yourself this is nothing i'm gonna rip you two apart okay let's do this
35:11you're gonna suffer all night
35:13you murderous bitch i didn't want to believe it
35:21shelly was right about you all along i thought it was you killing everyone but
35:25it was this seeper wait you're the killer norman fight
35:31of course you didn't know professor andy because you couldn't even sniff out the originals
35:37and i gotta say this one puts us both to shame he's lying they killed everyone she was all
35:42ready to drug you at the first chance oh look at her look at her hold that knife
35:48she wanted to jump at the chance she wanted to drug you give it a fucking liar ever since
35:54you got here
35:58you gotta admit she's a damn sight better than you you know i can't believe a nerd like you
36:04could do anything
36:10run out of night you're gonna die
36:17oh my god oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:21oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:22oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:22oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:22oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:22oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:22oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:23oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:32oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:33oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:35oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:41oh
36:42What is all this?
36:46The final steps of the ritual.
36:49At the height of the moon, hell upon us.
36:52And you, my dear, will be the last gush of blood
36:56before the gates start sluicing.
37:02After I get rid of your pathetic lamb here.
37:15Grab it! Grab it!
37:41Come on.
37:55He....
38:03He
38:04knew...
38:09She knew she was a killer.
38:15I am not a killer!
38:28For me, be praised.
38:34What are you smelling about?
38:40Take these last offerings of a dying heart and the blood of my soul.
38:47What's it mean?
38:48To open the gates of hell.
38:51What?
38:53That's not true. There are no demons. There's no summoning.
38:57I'm not waiting to find out.
38:58Grab him.
39:00No.
39:01No!
39:18As long as this piece of garbage is alive, he's still a threat.
39:21Yeah.
39:28If Blake taught me anything, it's that you need to kill them all the way.
39:47What your wife saw in me?
39:53It was potential.
39:56What it's supposed to do?
39:58Ah!
39:59Ah!
40:04Ah!
40:05Ah!
40:07Ah!
40:08Ah!
40:08Ah!
40:09Ah!
40:10No!
40:14Ah!
40:51That felt so good.
40:59For the first time since I got here.
41:04You're not afraid?
41:05Yeah.
41:06Me neither.
41:10Help will get here soon, right?
41:13Yeah.
41:14The 911 operator I spoke to said they're sending someone as soon as they can.
41:18Maybe before we wake up.
41:23And I can't believe it.
41:26That they did it both times?
41:30That it's come full circle.
41:34I killed the two bastards that killed Caitlin Ridgely.
41:38Yeah.
41:43Yeah.
41:50Yeah.
41:52Yeah.
41:58Yeah.
42:02Yeah.
42:06Yeah.
42:10Yeah.
42:11Yeah.
42:13Yeah.
42:17Yeah.
42:21Yeah.
42:22Yeah.
42:23Yeah.
42:27Yeah.
42:31Yeah.
42:32Yeah.
42:35Yeah.
42:58What the fuck?
43:19You hear that right?
43:44Are you Andy Lecavalier?
43:45Yeah, that's me.
43:46We're so glad to see you.
43:48Okay, so what happened here?
43:50Oh, um, we...
43:52A group of us, we all were invited here three days ago
43:56to celebrate the opening of the Cold River.
44:20Never heard anything like this.
44:24Yes, you have.
44:27I bet some of the dry blood on that mask will be from the original victims.
44:31Are you sure this older couple, Florian and Shirley?
44:34Yeah, Florian and Shirley.
44:35Are you sure that they killed everybody?
44:37Yeah.
44:37Yeah.
44:38Every single person who is dead in there.
44:42So there's no chance they might have been working with someone out in the woods?
44:46No.
44:46No.
44:49I'm sorry.
44:50I know you two have been through a lot.
44:52We gotta ask.
44:54No.
44:54No.
44:55No.
44:55It was all them.
44:56No one else.
44:57No.
44:57No.
45:00No.
45:01No.
45:01No.
45:01You two stay right here.
45:02No.
45:04No.
45:30You two stay right here.
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