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Hell Motel - Season 1 - Episode 02: Night Orchid
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00:05Just a few more steps and...
00:10Ta-da!
00:13It's an old motel.
00:15An amazing way.
00:16And it's a steal.
00:17I'm not surprised.
00:19Real estate is all about vision, Portia.
00:21And your little lady right here has so much, it's scary.
00:24Emphasis on this here.
00:25But with a paint job, cosmetic landscaping, and a snappy neon selfie wall.
00:31Hello, selfies.
00:33Trippy cow skulls.
00:35Okay, okay, that all sounds beautiful.
00:37But why would anybody want to stay here in the middle of nowhere?
00:44Because one of the most infamous mass murders happened at this very spot.
00:50Hey, hear me out.
00:52That your crime industry brings in millions here.
00:54And people will travel around the world just to break into a place like this.
00:58Just imagine how much they would pay to legit stay in one.
01:01Little sickos like you.
01:04Thousands.
01:05Throw in the non-themed diner.
01:07Serving a trapped market.
01:08You can't get pizza or Chinese food delivered all the way out here.
01:11You want to eat, you gotta hunt.
01:14Yeah, or I could spend that kind of money on a beautiful winter home in Palm Springs for us with
01:19the pool.
01:24Let me think on it.
01:26Of course.
01:28But I know that once you've done your usual market research and you see how famous this place is, you'll
01:35agree we're looking at a true crime gold mine.
01:39Murders, where the money's at girl?
01:44So people would pay to come and stay at a place where a massacre took place?
01:49Oh, big bucks.
01:50Oodles of it.
01:51Guaranteed.
01:55Hey, hey, hey!
01:56Stop!
01:58Everything we own is in there!
02:00Everything!
02:01Hey, hey, hey.
02:02What are we gonna do?
02:05We're on the way out.
02:06What the hell is the farm?
02:07It's in the shop!
02:08We don't pick up the SUV in until Monday!
02:10Are you kidding me?
02:11You insistent that we come in the goddamn hearse!
02:14It's part of the experience!
02:16We weren't for seeing Stephanie with murder at gas!
02:19Who are they gonna kill next?
02:20We didn't kill anyone!
02:22So let's go in the motel now!
02:25Well, someone's dead in there!
02:27And I for one ain't dying today!
02:29Do you want to figure out what's going on?
02:31And what we need to do, then get inside now!
02:35Yeah!
02:36Well, I'll get in the bath!
02:38Okay!
02:38Okay!
02:40Okay!
02:40Let's just get out of here!
02:57All I'm asking is for everybody to keep their heads about them.
03:01Portia and I are handling this.
03:02How do we know you didn't kill Hemingway?
03:04And burn the RV.
03:05You strand us here, and then you pick us off one by one?
03:10In what worlds would that make sense?
03:11We are businesswomen.
03:13We have spent $700,000 renovating this place,
03:18not to mention what it costs to buy the motel.
03:21So we're not going to piss away our life savings
03:24and ruin our lives in the process.
03:27Maybe not you, but you.
03:31I'm not so sure.
03:32Yeah, me neither.
03:34Why me?
03:35Oh, right.
03:36Let me guess.
03:37My makeup, how I dress.
03:38No, because you're obsessed with the murders that happened.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Girl, I'm a connoisseur of slaughter.
03:44You're a wannabe.
03:45It's a little too much and with yourself at the center.
03:48And none of you wanted?
03:51Really?
03:52Every single one of you wanted a piece of true crime history.
03:56And that is what we delivered.
03:59Total access to the most famous murder site in history.
04:03On our dime.
04:04I can't believe how ungrateful you are.
04:08The bullying, the finger pointing.
04:11What if your guest was cooked to death on your watch?
04:13Exactly.
04:13So thank you so much for the invite, but I want to check out.
04:16Yeah, and if they're going, I'm going to.
04:18Yeah, me too.
04:19Sounds like a good plan.
04:20Okay, I just want to put this in people's heads.
04:22I've hunted this state the last ten years.
04:25And it's serious.
04:26There's black bear all over.
04:28And around here you've got gray wolf and mountain lion.
04:31And this weather's no joke.
04:33Five minutes out there and you'll be soaked to your skin.
04:35Walk through the woods at night.
04:37If the wildlife don't kill you, hypothermia will.
04:41You're a hunter?
04:42Yep.
04:43My whole life.
04:46Normally, I would bow to you letting your primal impulse loose.
04:50But given the circumstances.
04:52I've never boiled my prey to death.
04:53And how are we supposed to know that?
04:55Listen, fella.
04:56Where I come from, you call someone a murderer, you better back it up.
05:01Prove me wrong, big guy.
05:04Okay.
05:05Let's all just, let's all just calm down.
05:07Let's calm down.
05:09Okay?
05:10Everybody go back to your rooms.
05:12Lock your doors.
05:13We'll bed down for the night.
05:14And by the morning portion, I will have a plan for how we can get help.
05:17That sounds sensible.
05:19I'm going to the kitchen.
05:21Get myself some food.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Help yourself to whatever you want.
05:24Yeah.
05:24I'm also going to help myself to a knife.
05:26I suggest everybody else do the same thing.
05:29I don't think arming everyone will make anybody safer.
05:32Look.
05:32If I've learned one thing from personal experience,
05:36crazy murders like these, they never stop at just one.
05:46What the hell?
05:48I know.
05:49You didn't stew that chef, did you?
05:51It's not my handiwork.
05:52But someone beat us to him.
05:54Good news is, they'll pin the RV on whoever killed that prick.
05:58Nice work on your talk about the wilderness and the weather.
06:01Yeah, well you gotta explain it to these city-bred morons that they can't just, you know, saunter 45 miles
06:06to safety.
06:06Wait.
06:07One of those people killed the chef.
06:11It's hard to believe that anyone from that pack of spoiled pussies pulled it off.
06:16Crow or Hawaiian might be capable.
06:20What, the wacky spiritual guy and the artist?
06:23Though I wouldn't put it past that freak Ruby who runs the place.
06:26I don't know.
06:27Portia seems too put together to be shacked up with a killer.
06:31Someone did it.
06:32And the bigger question is why?
06:35Kids have been dressing up as us for Halloween for years.
06:39Maybe we have a copycat.
06:43Or, maybe we have a real Satanist in our midst.
06:47You really think so?
06:50Someone who understands the portents behind the timing of all this.
06:55And wants to complete the ritual for Baphome.
06:58A ritual we started.
07:00Yeah.
07:02Whoever it is, we have to flesh them out.
07:04We cannot fail again.
07:07The gateway must be open to release Baphome.
07:09We should just go and kill them all right now.
07:13Patience.
07:14Patience, my love.
07:16The blood must be spilled as we move along Saturn's orbital period, marking its path.
07:20Yeah?
07:21You spill it all at once, or too soon, and the blood loses its magic.
07:27It won't have the power to open the gate.
07:31We don't have another 30 years to wait for Saturn's return, so...
07:36This must be perfect.
07:40Okay.
07:42We'll figure out who's trying to steal our thunder, then.
07:45We'll make them pay with their life.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Slow.
07:57Someone knows how to use a knife.
08:00Someone had to.
08:01Right.
08:02You already popped your mass murder cherry.
08:05Yeah, it's not a joke.
08:10I never joke about serial killers.
08:14Why don't we room together?
08:17Why would we do that?
08:19Safety in numbers.
08:21Do you trust me?
08:24I trust you.
08:26I mean, it couldn't hurt rooming with someone who has already survived something like this.
08:31I just...
08:32I just...
08:32I figure I have a better chance of making it out alive with you by my side.
08:55It was a crime scene, so...
08:58I guess we should lock up down here.
09:01Right.
09:02Okay.
09:05Do you think the murderer, like...
09:07The original murderer, has come back?
09:10And finish what he started?
09:12I don't...
09:13I mean...
09:14Did we make this happen by reopening the motel?
09:18No.
09:20I promise you.
09:22Let's get this done fast.
09:24We'll go back to our room, lock our doors.
09:26We'll cuddle our way to tomorrow.
09:28Okay?
09:33Oh, God.
09:35We can't just leave him like that.
09:37We need to at least try and get him someplace cool.
09:41Maybe the walk-in fridge?
09:43I don't think I can.
09:46We got this.
09:47And we can do anything.
09:49Together.
09:52Okay.
09:53How are we gonna get him into the kitchen?
09:56Guess we...
09:57Pull him out of here.
09:59Maybe put him on like a yoga mat and carry him the rest of the way.
10:05Sure.
10:06Sure.
10:12Oh, God.
10:16Oh, God.
10:24Oh, God.
10:26Oh, God.
10:26No! No!
10:28Portia!
10:30Oh, God!
10:42Andy.
10:45Shouldn't you be in your room?
10:47I mean, I guess you could say the same for me, but I will not starve to death.
10:54You okay?
11:01I guess, uh, writing about true crime isn't the same as being in it, right?
11:08You think we're gonna make it?
11:10I can't answer that.
11:12No one can.
11:13I know this feels really far away from your regular life.
11:17But, Andy, you were built for this.
11:22It's in your ancestral bones.
11:24You are the son of generations of survivors.
11:30Yeah.
11:30No one can do it.
11:31Take a breath with me.
11:35Yeah.
11:36That's it.
11:37And what I want you to do is I want you to breathe in your ancestors who fought and who
11:44struggled and who survived to get us to this point.
11:49Their genes made us the men we are today.
11:53We're lucky to be here.
11:55We're lucky to have survived to this point.
12:00And honestly, even in all this madness and challenge, I'm glad I'm here with you right now.
12:09Thanks.
12:16You have, uh, quite a gift.
12:23How are you so calm?
12:25I mean, are you even a little afraid?
12:28Of course.
12:30But I'm deeply interested in things that we look away from.
12:34That includes fear.
12:36Helps in moments like this.
12:39Whenever life gets scary, I walk purposefully towards it.
12:46I hope some of whatever you have is rubbing off on me, girl.
12:57This is probably the best sandwich I've ever had.
13:00It's soy sauce.
13:01It turns mayo into super mayo.
13:04Wow.
13:06Okay, yeah.
13:08So, now that you're feeling awful and happy and appreciating my culinary secrets, do you think you could tell me
13:17a little bit about the Sigmund Eye Killer?
13:21It's...
13:23The murder you're part of now, it's not enough for you.
13:26Okay.
13:28Fine.
13:28I had to ask, but I get it.
13:31Okay, so, why don't you ask me something?
13:35Anything you want.
13:41You really travel all over the world just to bang these guys behind bars?
13:46I do.
13:49It's one of the perks of being a flight attendant.
13:51I can bang a killer on every continent.
13:56Like this one time.
13:58I was on a way over in Berlin.
14:01And I met up with this guy.
14:06Roland Lucas.
14:08He was a murderer who just got out.
14:11And this guy, like the German cliche, which as far as I can tell is 100% accurate.
14:18He was kanky.
14:20He had me all chained up.
14:24What, like actual chains?
14:26Oh yeah, they're way better than ropes.
14:28There's no good.
14:29So, he had me all chained up.
14:32Arms in the air.
14:33Totally exposed.
14:35And you weren't like scared or anything like that?
14:39I don't know, I was fucking terrified.
14:41But you know what?
14:44It turned on.
14:45Yeah?
14:46A lot of fear and sex.
14:52We're not so far apart.
15:09Uh-huh.
15:10Uh, hey, um, thanks for that pep talk.
15:15Hey, it's brave to be vulnerable.
15:18And thank you for trusting me enough to share what you're going through.
15:22You wanna hang out?
15:24I, uh, swiped a big bag of almonds that I probably shouldn't eat alone.
15:29Yeah, I mean, it would pair really, really well with this, uh, Montlorent.
15:39Andy.
15:40I'm gonna make a run for it into town.
15:43I'm gonna get us some help.
15:44Okay, but in this storm?
15:46Doesn't sound like a good idea.
15:48I think I can make it.
15:50With the work I do, I've logged many hours in extreme weather.
15:53Heat, cold.
15:55I'm used to suffering.
15:57Okay, but, I mean, you hurt that guy.
15:59There's bears, there's mountain lions.
16:02I can't just sit here and do nothing.
16:05I will go crazy.
16:09I don't know.
16:16Says it's the most waterproof coat on the market.
16:23Stay safe.
16:42How is that?
16:49Can't see who it is exactly.
16:51One of our little lands is getting away.
16:53Like how they are.
17:02We need nine sacrifices to open that portal
17:05Can I kill this asshole?
17:09And I'll do some reconnaissance on my own
17:14Be careful
17:16For all we know, this could be our killer
17:19I've never bagged me a killer before
17:21It's a big offering for Baphomet
17:51Goodbye
18:02That was...
18:03Owl
18:05Sad
18:13I will get one of the others to help me tomorrow
18:18Are you gonna be okay?
18:20I just want to sleep
18:22I'll sleep till this is over and until the police get here
18:28You should
18:33I took a bend
18:37Good
18:40I'm sorry
18:42For making you do that
18:44You didn't want to and I should have
18:47We should have never bought this place
18:50Portia
18:52Come on, this was our dream
18:54No
18:55No
18:56This was your dream
18:59And I never should have bankrolled your sick and perverted nightmare
19:07This is an awful moment
19:10But it is one
19:12Tiny stumbling block
19:14Stumbling block?
19:17His arm
19:18Fell off
19:19Like an overcooked joint of meat
19:23And that is what this place is about, right?
19:25And you love it for it
19:27I love this story
19:28No, you love all of it
19:30Your grotesque obsession with murder
19:34And the poor people who died here
19:36I think that you're happy that they died
19:38Of course I'm not
19:39And now you have some new victim to fangirl over
19:43It's just...
19:44Your obsessions, Ruby
19:46They repulse me
19:47Like you repulse me
20:08I'm sorry
20:09Okay, I shouldn't have said that
20:11It's not you
20:11It's just
20:12It's this place
20:13No
20:14You meant every last word
20:17You don't get to try and smooth that over now
20:20You don't get to pretend
20:21That everything we have been building
20:24Is suddenly perverted and disgusting
20:27I am so tired
20:37So you can go screw yourself, Portia
20:43You know what?
20:46Better yet
20:47Paint a target on your chest
20:49Hey, let that murdering bastard
20:51Try and find your heart
20:54Then rip it straight out of you
21:11I am so tired of you
21:17I am so tired of you
21:17I am so tired of you
21:17I am so tired of you
21:17I am so tired of you
21:17I am so tired of you
21:19I am so tired of you
21:19I am so tired of you
21:20I am so tired of you
21:20I am so tired of you
21:36You run, that beast will run you down. He'll be eating your living before you get back up the top
21:41of this road.
21:44You must stand your ground and scare it off.
21:47Move on, you bastard!
21:50Get out of here! Move on, get!
21:52Get out!
22:16You just keep that.
22:19Jumpy bugger, aren't you?
22:22What are you doing out here?
22:25That's the same about you.
22:27I'm going to get us help.
22:28You're gonna become a chew toy.
22:30Which is why I told everyone else to wait until at least sunrise.
22:34I guess I forgot the part where I take orders from you.
22:44What's your real name?
22:46Don't say Crow.
22:48Because that is some made up Indian bull caca.
22:51I only got your first name.
22:54Floyd Dantry.
22:56What's yours?
22:57You got ID, Floyd Dantry?
23:03I lost in the RV fire.
23:05That's convenient.
23:07You suspecting of something?
23:08I suspect everybody.
23:11I suspect everybody.
23:12Except Hemingway.
23:15So you and your wife, you just show up.
23:20At some out of the way hole in the wall motel that you apparently don't know about.
23:24And some mysterious fire destroys your RV.
23:29Yeah, I suspect that a bunch and you would too.
23:32So why don't you tell me what you're really doing here?
23:37How about I show you?
23:41Where are you?
23:44Well, where are you?
23:47Guess I didn't have to worry.
23:49Didn't know you'd have company.
23:52Yeah, no, there's nothing to worry about.
23:55Well, the wolf you just ran into said otherwise.
23:57Mother Nature.
23:59She could be one mean, dangerous bitch.
24:02Okay, wait, you saw one wolf?
24:06There'll probably be others nearby.
24:07We should go.
24:08No, no, no.
24:09I'm not gonna sit on my hands in that motel, Andy.
24:12You talk some sense into him, Floyd.
24:14That's what he came out here to do.
24:16He insists on this foolishness.
24:18I just...
24:20Well...
24:20Can't let him go on this trek alone.
24:24I ain't that kind of guy.
24:33Oh yeah, I guess I can wait till morning.
24:36Good man.
24:37Sane man.
24:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:57I just...
24:57You don't want to?
24:59Oh, I do, I do.
25:00I just...
25:01It feels like we're moving maybe a little bit too fast.
25:03Don't you think?
25:06But like Hemingway...
25:07Oh, Hemingway just reminds me that life is short.
25:09You're...
25:10You're a little bit better than anyone, right?
25:12And when you know what you want, why should you wait for it?
25:15Uh-huh.
25:16I mean, I really...
25:18For real.
25:20I think I'm not what you want.
25:22...is to see...
25:24What's going on?
25:26What?
25:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, um...
25:29You don't have to be embarrassed.
25:30You don't have to hide anything from anybody.
25:31I'm not.
25:32I'm not.
25:32I'm not.
25:32I just...
25:33I...
25:33Why do you want to see them?
25:37Um...
25:40Oh, my God.
25:44I'm gonna take this out.
25:46Okay.
25:59Oh, my God.
26:03You were sliced.
26:05You were diced.
26:13Exactly.
26:14Yeah, it's a...
26:16Poker.
26:17Fireplace poker.
26:19It's not about the other thing that I want.
26:22I've got a feeling you want it to.
26:28Oh, uh...
26:32No way.
26:33No, no, no, I...
26:36I don't think so.
26:37I don't...
26:37I also...
26:38I don't know if...
26:39Now's the...
26:40The right time...
26:43For something like that.
26:44Mm-hmm.
26:44I mean...
26:45There's a murderer...
26:46Out in the halls.
26:49And...
26:50Really?
26:53Oh, Jesus.
27:01Okay.
27:02Okay.
27:05Look.
27:12Locked.
27:14Okay.
27:20Locked.
27:22Okay.
27:23Locked.
27:24Locked.
27:26You're safe.
27:29Well...
27:30Safe as you wanna be.
27:47Nope.
27:53You're the one.
27:55You're the one.
27:56Whoa!
27:57To me.
27:58You're on my hand.
27:58No.
27:58No.
27:58No.
27:59No.
27:59No.
28:00So...
28:14Okay.
28:17Okay.
28:19Okay.
28:31Yeah.
28:40This is my good boy.
28:49Oh, shit.
29:00Oh, shit.
29:06Oh, shit.
29:18Oh, shit.
29:21Yeah.
29:21Put that away.
29:22But I like it.
29:24No, put it away.
29:25Put it away.
29:25It's funny.
29:26What is that for you?
29:27No, no, no.
29:27Unlock the cuffs.
29:29Shh.
29:30Calm down.
29:31Don't worry about it.
29:32You're safe.
29:32Unlock the cuffs.
29:34Unlock the fucking cuffs!
29:42Yeah.
29:45Oh, shit.
29:55Oh, shit.
29:57Oh, shit.
29:58Hey, fuck.
29:59Oh, shit.
30:01Oh, shit.
30:03Hey, fuck, fuck.
30:04Oh, shit.
30:05Oh, shit.
30:05I thought this was an art installation, not a performance art piece.
30:10This? This is all shit.
30:13I thought it looked pretty damn good.
30:16Soda?
30:27Cheers.
30:28Cheers.
30:29Cheers.
30:33Isn't this just part of that artistic process we all hear about?
30:37You try to make something great, you doubt it.
30:43No.
30:44I've spent my entire career translating these horrors into visual, visceral media.
30:50But all this time, I've been nothing but a hack.
30:53Come on.
30:54Why are you saying that?
30:56Seeing actual murder up close and personal?
30:58What I was doing was just play acting.
31:01You're being too hard on yourself.
31:03No way.
31:03You saw Hemingway.
31:04You saw his body.
31:06That's what murder is.
31:07That was the real deal.
31:10Everything I do is just a photocopy.
31:14Maybe you need to try your hand at murder.
31:23What I'm saying is, if you need to invest yourself in your art, that might be your only option.
31:34Or you can just try changing your oeuvre to something less bloody.
31:41Do you think you could do that, kill someone?
31:47In the heat of the moment, sure.
31:50We all have a killer hiding within us.
32:14Jesus, you gave me a heart attack.
32:15Well, it could have been a lot worse.
32:17You should be in the room.
32:18Doors locked.
32:19Yeah, look who's talking.
32:29Crow here thought he could walk 12 plus hours to get help.
32:33Hold on, save your complex, this guy.
32:35I'm going to bed.
32:36Yeah, me too.
32:37I'm beat.
32:38And Cheryl's probably worried.
32:40Good night.
32:41And sleep with the angels.
32:51I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him.
32:55Who, that good old boy?
32:56And his machete.
32:58We're all carrying weapons.
33:00I get that.
33:02But I'm a very good reader of people, Andy.
33:05And that guy, with his glaring eyes and his tough guy stance, that guy's a killer.
33:12Trust me.
33:13I'll admit he gives off weird vibes.
33:15But he could have killed us both out there if he wanted.
33:18Return back to the motel, no one the wiser.
33:20He's biding his time until he can pull off something Hemingway-level awful.
33:26And you know what that means?
33:29The rest of us, we have to stay on guard.
33:32We have to stick together.
33:57Lloyd!
34:00What are you doing out there?
34:02Ending your outdoor things.
34:04I hope you wiped off all that mud.
34:06Because if you damage any of the wood, you'll be charged for it.
34:18Our soul must be dispatched to hell.
34:21Not in the middle of the goddamn hallway, Floyd.
34:24I swear.
34:26After your own devices.
34:46Portia, sweetheart.
34:48Can we talk?
34:54I'm not the only one that said things she shouldn't have.
34:59I'm sorry for all of it.
35:05Portia?
35:07Love?
35:11Love?
35:13Love?
35:20Love?
35:29Love?
35:56Stupid, stupid, idiot!
36:01You did not drink Viker, Phantom!
36:05I cannot stay here!
36:10I cannot stay here cooped up!
36:15Tell me that wasn't amazing.
36:18Tell me that wasn't the hottest, craziest sex you've ever had in your entire life.
36:25That was something.
36:28That was everything.
36:34Can you do the other hand?
36:36I guess.
36:37Since you've done such a good boy.
36:47I'm free though. Here's a question.
36:49That's definitely on my mind.
36:51Who do you think is going to bite the bullet next?
36:57I'd really rather not think about that.
37:00You should, because if we don't figure out who the killer is, he or she will strike again.
37:06And we want to make sure we're out of here safe before they call our number.
37:10So, what do you think it's going to be?
37:14I don't know.
37:15Oh, I have a better question.
37:16Who do you want it to be?
37:18What?
37:20No one?
37:22Look, I know, after everything you've been through, that life is precious and all that.
37:28But come on, you're human.
37:31There's gotta be someone who you wish meets the chewing end of a chainsaw.
37:37You could totally kill someone here and get away with it.
37:39I mean, you could just do it and then blame the psycho murderer, right?
37:43So, who would that be?
37:46Okay, so for me, I think it would be Prissy Page.
37:50Yeah?
37:51I did kind of like the first Doom Service and she was okay in it.
37:55But if I'm honest, each sequel was worse than the last.
37:58And that was because of how grating she was.
38:01Always running and crying and being all self-righteous.
38:05I mean, it's boring.
38:07And her sex scenes, my god.
38:09She screws like someone who's never seen a dick.
38:13Yeah.
38:15Yeah, we kill her.
38:17And then once we're out of here, safe and sound,
38:20we translate all the fame and fortune into another book for you.
38:25And an acting career for me.
38:27I could play Caitlin in the next Doom Service.
38:29Or actually, no, I should just play myself.
38:32I'm more badass, definitely sexier, people would eat me up.
38:39What do you think?
38:41Want to be famous?
38:44That was messed up.
38:45Oh, come on.
38:47I'm just playing what if.
38:48Yeah, about murdering an innocent woman who hasn't done a thing to you.
38:53Okay, it doesn't have to be her.
38:55We could save her for last.
38:59Yeah, Paige's death would have to be poetic.
39:01A has-been actor.
39:04How do we kill them?
39:07Replace a prop knife with a real knife.
39:10Oh no, I know.
39:11I know.
39:12Blake, we cram all our bad reviews down her throats.
39:19What, Blake?
39:20I'm joking.
39:22Jesus.
39:24Are you?
39:26Yes.
39:28Oh, Blake.
39:30Jesus.
39:32I'm not a monster.
39:35I misunderstood.
39:38That was fun.
39:47But that must be a monster.
39:49You're too scared of me.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:52I need to do this.
39:52I need to do this.
40:20I don't know.
40:47Do we even need that?
40:48I mean, I can just set us up on a texting system instead.
40:53It's the actual bell they had here the night of the murders.
40:56Ah, you didn't tell me that.
40:58No, because you'd get all freaked out.
41:02I want you to be happy and enjoy what we're doing.
41:06Because what we're doing, babe, is starting the next chapter of our lives together.
41:13I would just enjoy the weekend so much more if our closest neighbors weren't hours away.
41:18All the best horror takes place in isolation.
41:21Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods.
41:23The Shining.
41:25Wow, the Portia I met and fell in love with would have thought The Shining was just some
41:30kind of yoga retreat.
41:34Trust me.
41:36This is good.
41:38I trust you with my life.
41:47Our guests are here.
41:48Oh, God.
41:53Oh, God.
42:18I'm not sure what you're doing.
42:43Of course, did you hear that?
43:02Of course, huh?
43:15I'm raining like cats and dogs.
43:17I'm raining like cats and dogs.
43:17I'm raining like cats and dogs.
43:21There must be a week somewhere.
43:23There.
43:25No.
43:47I don't know.
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