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Hell Motel - Season 1 - Episode 01: Blood Bath
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00:14I
00:14See see I swear we drove past that before should I get the map you know where we are
00:24Neither do I
00:26Like yeah, I think we're gonna have to stay out here tonight and head to the cabin in the morning
00:37What do you think I think there's a good chance that it's a dump
00:49Leave but I need to make sure I have enough energy to do justice to our first night together
00:55Husband and wife
01:00Cold River motel you have got a lot to live up to
01:07Let's go
01:25You
01:38You
01:40You
01:40You
01:51You
01:52You
01:52You
01:52You
01:52You
01:53You
01:53Yo
01:56You
02:02You
02:20You
02:21You
02:22You
02:22I mean, can I take a pic?
02:28Do you have a honeymoon suite?
02:35It's a good lucky night.
02:41Oh, you need a credit card or something?
02:44You guys take a load off and we can deal with the paperwork in the morning.
02:50Oh, we have guests.
02:52Hello.
02:53Hi.
02:54Hey.
02:56Is that your truck outside? The newlyweds?
02:59That's us.
03:02What do you say we throw in a free bottle of champers?
03:04You can't start your honeymoon without Bubbly. That would be criminal.
03:09You. That is very generous.
03:13I was a little worried when we drove up.
03:16Other side of the world with nothing around for miles. I get it.
03:19Now, you don't slip carrying your bride over the threshold.
03:25I got it.
03:28Uh, alright.
03:30And, um, we will drop off your bottle and a nice bucket in ten minutes.
03:35Let's go.
03:50Let's go.
04:06I love it.
04:08It's funny and dated.
04:13So was the guy you married.
04:24I need to get these clothes on.
04:26Oh, that's exactly what I was saying.
04:29Freshen up, you horned up.
04:35Okay.
04:37Don't take too long.
04:43We'll consummate our marriage and make it all kinds of official.
04:47No.
04:59I'm about to make that very easy for you, Mr. Ridley.
05:03Oh, that sounds good.
05:05That sounds good.
05:08I, uh, I got a big surprise for you, honey.
05:16A big one?
05:18I got a surprise for you, too.
05:30Champagne's here.
05:35I think he shot the wrong one.
05:40Kill him.
05:42Kill him.
05:46What is it?
05:47Kill him.
06:08Okay, you dirty devil.
06:11Kill him.
06:17Kill him.
06:23Kill him.
06:36Oh, my God didn't hurt me.
06:39Oh, man.
06:40Oh, how is he.
06:53I've seen photos of your installations, you know, and I know you're recreating crime scenes,
06:58but you really do evoke the feeling of what they're really like, you know?
07:03That means a lot, especially coming from someone with your direct experience.
07:08You know, I read a paper on your work.
07:10The blood and bones, that's all real?
07:12I don't think anything.
07:13I don't think I should.
07:14Me neither, honey.
07:16Every one of my oohs and ahs is guaranteed legit.
07:20So, you've really slept with all those serial killers?
07:23Yeah.
07:23One away from a dangerous dozen.
07:26You may have given birth to Baphomet's baby in Doom Service 4 generations.
07:31Oh, I'd like to forget that movie.
07:33But I screwed the actual druid.
07:37Not the actual famous druid.
07:39The original druid.
07:40Those two kids were copycats.
07:42Yawn.
07:44Hi, I don't think I know you.
07:46Sorry.
07:50Sorry.
07:56Crow.
07:59I just like to feel the energy of the place as we get close.
08:03I feel it all over.
08:05Guys, I cannot believe we get to go to the place where the cold river slaughter took place!
08:09Yeah, I've been studying the events that night for years.
08:13For me, I mean, this place is right behind the Polanski-Tate mansion.
08:17I mean, it's big.
08:19Yeah, but thank God, Manson, Baphomet is still out there.
08:22You cannot tell me that that forestry guy, uh, what's his name?
08:25Davin Rene.
08:25Yes, you cannot tell me he was the killer.
08:27But then he killed himself.
08:29Sounds guilty.
08:30What about you, Crow?
08:32Forestry guy?
08:33Trucker?
08:34The local chief of police?
08:35What's your theory?
08:36I've long since shed theories.
08:39I listen.
08:41To the spirits.
08:42And they're telling me that this is going to be a very challenging weekend for all of us.
08:47And that we'd best be ready for unimaginable...
08:53Pain.
08:54Okay, fucking A, Crow.
08:57We didn't all sign up for some shiny, happy people shit.
09:01I mean, look, we're rolling in at a big-ass hearse.
09:04How's that for a jinx?
09:08Wow.
09:10There it is.
09:47Well, look at all these trees.
09:50I like it.
09:52Welcome, everyone.
09:56We are so glad to have you here.
09:58Handpicked for our inaugural weekend.
10:01Each one of you is a VIP of the true crime scene.
10:05Whether it be podcasting,
10:09movies,
10:11academia,
10:13art,
10:14the spiritual,
10:16or the experiential.
10:20You are the best,
10:22the most devoted,
10:24the completely obsessed.
10:27And we share that obsession.
10:29And can think of no one who deserves to join us for our opening weekend more than all of you.
10:35So welcome to the Cold River Motel, proudly restored to its true crime glory.
10:42What do you want with these?
10:43Just inside.
10:45Now please follow us to check in.
10:46where star-crossed lovers Joey and Caitlin
10:50first started on their heartbreaking path.
10:53To quote a little movie's tagline,
10:56check in for the night,
10:58but check out
10:59in a body bag.
11:24Thank you, JP.
11:25You should get going before that big storm.
11:28Oh, well, there's no cell service out in the boonies,
11:31and our landline has yet to be installed.
11:34Thank you, unreliable rural health.
11:35Our motel does have satellite Wi-Fi all set up,
11:39so you can post every last morbid morsel of fun we get up to this weekend.
11:43It's so strange to be in the real place after all the movies.
11:46I mean, I've been here before, just...
11:49not really, you know?
11:51Art mirrors life.
11:54Oh, shit.
11:56That's where Eric bled out.
11:58Fake, obviously.
12:00An honorable was there.
12:01Somebody knows their Cold River murder facts.
12:03And this is where it started.
12:05Eric, the owner,
12:06he got stabbed
12:07and then made his way all the way down to the basement.
12:09God, imagine bleeding out for that long.
12:13You actually don't have to.
12:14I've lived through it.
12:16Were there other bloodstains
12:18that were still here when you bought the place?
12:19In some rooms, yes.
12:23Was there any new evidence uncovered during those rentals?
12:26Sadly, no.
12:28Imagine if by reopening the motel,
12:31you closed the circle
12:33and we discover who Baphomet really is.
12:38Now, that would be a benediction.
12:44The Wi-Fi.
12:46Can we get the...
12:47I need to see the top.
12:49I need to see the top.
12:49Tell me about them.
12:50What?
12:51Why guys?
12:51Well, you don't tell me.
12:52So, I'm a...
12:53A little bit on.
12:54I don't want to tell you.
12:55That's right.
13:07Three.
13:15Five.
13:22Keep on enjoying his honeymoon, sweetie.
13:50I'm too hot to die!
13:53Cut!
13:56That was incredible.
13:59I don't know how you made that line work, but you did.
14:03My God, do you need a minute?
14:05No, I'm fine. I really am fine. Thank you.
14:08So it was good then?
14:09Are you kidding me? Half of us are crying over that.
14:11Oh, good, good. Okay, awesome, awesome.
14:13That's good to hear.
14:15Okay, well, I'm good to go again.
14:17Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.
14:18You know, crying and dying is easy for me.
14:22Fantastic.
14:23Okay, well, you heard her. Let's do it again.
14:27Thanks, guys.
14:38Sorry.
14:43So this is where it all happened.
14:46Worst art ever.
14:48Yep.
14:50Pretty crazy to stand here.
14:52That poor woman.
14:54Playing her, I had to try and imagine what it would have been like, but actually being here?
15:00I have no idea what the hell her or any of them went through.
15:03I mean, how could I?
15:06We should probably get out of here.
15:08That lady...
15:09Ruby?
15:10I think she has a plan she doesn't want us deviating from.
15:37We are going to start our weekend with a scrumptious meal by none other than chef of three-star flesh
15:45and sinew, Hemingway.
15:48Ah!
15:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:54You're swell, Madame Emetion.
15:57Please, strap in.
16:08I've thought long and hard about the kind of cuisine that would do justice to the cold river.
16:14Such a dark and storied place.
16:17Then I realized there could be nothing more resonant than for us to eat.
16:30Oh my god.
16:35This is messed up.
16:39Unreal.
16:44Are you a leg man?
16:46That was in bad taste, not to mention disgusting.
16:49Everything you see is made of the most delicious meats, tofus, grains, the leg is bone-y and naturally, the
16:59planks are for the vegans.
17:00I'll be sticking to that, thank you.
17:02Not me.
17:04Total carnivore over here.
17:07Well, actually, exo-cannibalism has been practiced in every corner of the world.
17:11Great power can be derived eating the flesh of your enemies.
17:15Katelyn was a victim, she's no one's enemy.
17:18Of course not.
17:19She's my favorite victim in the world.
17:21And we're both Capricorns.
17:23Oh.
17:24The blood and body of Katelyn.
17:36Mmm.
17:39Mmm, it's really good.
17:41Oh my god, but you have to try it.
17:45Mmm.
17:47This is incredible.
17:48Thank you, Katelyn.
17:50Okay, I'm not usually a lamb guy, but the peppers are good.
17:54Mmm.
17:55Who knew you could be so delicious, girl?
18:00Oh boy.
18:02Mmm.
18:02Mmm.
18:13Next, a blood palate cleanser.
18:17What?
18:19Wow.
18:20This looks so realistic.
18:22Oh my god.
18:24I don't drink so I'll pass.
18:25Hmm.
18:26How'd you get the viscosity?
18:28Corn syrup?
18:29Corn syrup.
18:30I don't really dare ya.
18:32This amazing meal was just the first of many special events that Portia and I have planned
18:37for you this weekend.
18:38Next up, Crow is going to lead us in a seance in the very place where the Black Celebration
18:43happened 30 years ago.
18:45A seance?
18:46I'm there.
18:48Good.
18:50Because attendance is mandatory.
18:57To the Cold River Slaughter Clique.
19:01Nothing but the best for the obsessed.
19:05Cheers.
19:06Cheers to that.
19:17Cheers.
19:17So metallic.
19:20Seriously, how did you make this?
19:21There's a tiny bit of vodka in there.
19:24The rest is 100% me.
19:26My blood, that is.
19:35Get out of here
19:36It's true
19:37You all just drank my blood
19:40My personal sacrament
19:42What?
19:43Are you crazy?
19:44Do you know how unhygienic that is?
19:46Jesus
19:47Do you know the health of the animals you eat?
19:50The ones you eat raw?
19:51Your sushis, your beef tartars
19:53It's not the same thing
19:54You're damn right it's not
19:56Because I just gave you a piece of meat
19:59And I for one thank you wholeheartedly
20:01If this is what's going to happen this weekend
20:03Just call back the limo
20:06Ah, speak of the devil
20:07Did anyone leave anything in the stretch hearse?
20:10Other than our common sense, no
20:12Hello?
20:14Coming, JP
20:19Wow
20:19I saw you dropped
20:23Can we come in?
20:25It's a hurricane out there
20:27We are trapped
20:28Uh, I'm afraid that we are closed for the whole weekend for a private event
20:34Oh, okay
20:34The police scanner is saying that the roads and highways are impassable
20:37There's trees down, roads washed out
20:39Bridge to Kenwood is gone
20:41We were just wondering if we could
20:43Sorry, no vacancy
20:44As my partner said, this is a private and exclusive weekend
20:50Um
20:51Could we at least park our RV in the back corner of your parking lot?
20:56Just till the storm blows over
20:57The entire premises are being used for the event
21:00So I'm afraid that's not possible
21:03Okay
21:04Well, I'm getting that RV on these roads
21:07Isn't possible either
21:09I could barely see out the window
21:11Like, I
21:12I wouldn't normally ask, but
21:15We're stuck
21:19Fine
21:21But the motel itself is off limits
21:25You won't even notice we're there
21:26We have everything we need in the RV
21:28And with that thunder, you won't even hear Floyd snoring
21:33Happy camping
21:35Make sure it stays that way
21:39Sorry
21:42Every detail of the Cold River Motel is a murderous experience
21:48Each murder room showcases a quote from Dante
21:53All hope abandon ye who enter here
21:56That feeling
21:57Behind this door, Baphomet stabbed Kenny Vitale such vigor
22:02That pieces of his skin were found stuck to the ceiling
22:06Is this my room?
22:08I'm down to trade if it's someone else's
22:09The red doors are rooms where the murders actually took place
22:12They're set aside as shrines
22:14No one sleeps
22:34Is this the spot he was murdered?
22:37That's the spot exactly
22:39How do you know for sure?
22:41Knife marks in the floor, blood stains in the wood
22:44Most people don't think about these things when they buy a property like this
22:48Okay, say I gave you a hundred dollars
22:50Do you think you could just make an exemption?
22:51No
22:52These are art installations by some of the world's most edgy pop artists
22:57Including one by our very own Kalani
22:59Oh
23:00They saved the honeymoon suite for me
23:02It's a special, heartbreaking place
23:11Our next event begins in one hour in the basement where Caitlin was sacrificed
23:19Crow is going to lead us on a seance
23:24And hopefully we'll have the chance to commune with Caitlin herself
23:27I have so many questions for her
23:30Paige, do you think I could get some shots of you in the honeymoon suite?
23:33Like wigging out, pretending to be Caitlin?
23:35We have a Caitlin costume at the ready
23:37We knew this would come up
23:41Yeah, I'd be happy to
23:48Any questions?
24:05I guess you revamp an old motel like this
24:07And that touchy-feely, I got ADHD, wacko
24:12Is the kind of person you're going to get staying here
24:13We were a little wacko in there, eh?
24:16Yeah, but we refined as we got older
24:20That crowd looks like it might stay that way
24:25You weren't lying about that refinement
24:29I better not be that bossy one asking us to get out of Dodge after all
24:34Hi, how's that?
24:37It's so quick, quick
24:40Hi
24:41I should tell
24:48Call that little cutie hoo-hoo
24:52Is this your mackerel at yourself?
24:53No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint
24:57When Floyd and I broke up to Saginaw
25:00I love it in here
25:02It's so comfy and normal
25:06I'm a big fan of normal after today
25:09So it's not just us
25:10Your friends over there, they're a little
25:13They're not my friends, they're not
25:16We're up here for this special weekend
25:20In the middle of nowhere
25:22What am I missing?
25:25You have no idea what this motel is famous for?
25:28It's just like any other motel from St. John's to San Diego
25:31True
25:33But if I said Cold River Slaughter
25:35Does that ring any bells?
25:37Oh yeah
25:38That happened a long time ago
25:40I saw an episode about it on some news magazine show
25:44My god
25:46You're her
25:47You're that actress
25:49From the movies
25:51Oh that's right
25:52We saw two of those on the TV
25:54What are they called again?
25:55Doom service
25:56Yes
25:57They're based on what happened here 30 years ago
26:00That
26:01That happened here?
26:03All those murders?
26:05Jesus, I'm starting to regret we turned down this road
26:08So
26:09What?
26:09This is some kind of
26:12Creepy pilgrimage?
26:14That doesn't sound right
26:15Ruby and Portia are relaunching the motel
26:18And they wanted us all up here for
26:19It's inaugural weekend
26:20To get the word out
26:22Yes
26:22So you are here
26:24To play the part of
26:26Caitlin Bridgley
26:27Yeah
26:28Yeah, it's all right
26:31Anyways, I was wondering
26:36Once the roads are good
26:38Could I catch a ride with you guys?
26:41Even to the next town over
26:42I
26:44I just feel really gross
26:45Being here and doing this
26:47And sorry, I know you don't know me
26:49And I know you're on your holiday
26:51I'm sorry
26:51I'd be worse than that
26:52Or she'd be coming up
26:54And she'd be like
26:56We'd be honored
26:58Friends back home are gonna flip when they hear
27:00We have room
27:02And you're right
27:03You should leave
27:04It's not right murder
27:05It shouldn't be some
27:07Selfie snapping joke
27:10I want to put everything that's ever happened here behind me
27:13For good
27:18Thanks for the tea
27:19Then get weird you run back here, okay?
27:21Okay
27:48Let's go
27:50Let's go
28:08No!
28:10No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:14No!
28:14No!
28:18Okay!
28:19What?
28:20What?
28:22What?
28:23Who the hell?
28:27And that is promo gold
28:30Exactly what we're paying you for
28:32Even did the final girl fall while being chased?
28:36Bravissima!
28:37Woo!
28:43Of course everything that happens or is produced this weekend can and will be used to promote the cold river
28:49Well I know I didn't agree to that
28:51Small print folks it's all in there there's no deception
28:53We give you an amazing free weekend at the number one true crime destination and you give us the right
29:00to use whatever comes up for promotional purposes
29:02Typical influencer engagement contract
29:05I'm not an influencer
29:06I'm not an influencer
29:06Neither am I
29:08But I'll take the publicity
29:10Yeah you scratch my back with a butcher knife I'll scratch yours
29:13Awesome and good for you Kawhi and I mean that but I work in academia
29:17Which is notoriously boring
29:18Right
29:19So I can't be seen screaming down a hall wearing some true crime cosplay to shill for a motel
29:24Then why did you even come here?
29:27Obviously poor shrubes I'm good at it
29:29I came for access for my research
29:32Right so you can put us all under a microscope dish in some masturbatory essay so you can snag some
29:39big grant
29:40Yeah yeah my big academic expose on a desperate chef flogging some tacky gimmick to hide the fact that when
29:47his food isn't too dry it's way too salty
29:50Look are you okay with them using you like this? Mocking you to promote this place?
29:56They chased you with a knife
29:57I run from knives for a living
29:59Yeah on your movie set sure but you're
30:06You're being paid to be here
30:09Sorry what?
30:12Are you telling me I cooked an entire meal gratis while the washed up scream queen here charges a fee?
30:19For what? Shaking her tits?
30:21Hey watch it asshole
30:22Oh well I suppose she's got to make a living somehow
30:25It's not what the old career is tearing along eh?
30:28Hey she's a freaking legend
30:29Yes the legend for looking great naked while covered in blood
30:33At least she did when she was 19
30:36I read about the new flake
30:38How they're reimagining the doomed service franchise without you
30:44I know but I'm afraid all that Botox and whatever else you've done or are planning on doing is not
30:53going to make you young or relevant again
30:57Just be in my room
31:02You are a grade A piece of shit
31:04Yeah she can act a lot better than you can cook
31:07Oh right now everybody hates my cooking but it's true you know it I know it even she knows
31:13You have the sensitivity of a psychopath
31:16I thought that's what turned you on baby
31:19Unfortunately for you I don't bet women whose body count is made up exclusively of serial killers
31:26And you want to know why?
31:28Because that kind of trophy sex usually means crazy
31:39I've done enough of this pathetic weekend
31:41Soon as the roads clear I'm going to hitch a ride back to town with the normies in their RVs
31:46Oh and by the way ladies
31:48If anyone deserves to be paid for this weekend
31:53It's Hemingway
31:55Put that in your fucking promo video
32:38Hey
32:40You all right?
32:42Sure yeah I'm used to being a big joke
32:45Analyzing idiots
32:47Forget them
32:49I can't escape her
32:52I beg the director of those movies to cast me in his new indie
32:54What?
32:55No luck
32:57Zero
32:59I try
33:00I keep trying
33:01But this
33:04The only paying gig I can get is
33:06Was her
33:09You know
33:10Way back I knew I shouldn't have taken that part
33:12But I was 17 and I was kicked out of my house and I needed the money
33:15Look if any of us had our high school jobs filmed we'd be embarrassed
33:19Well I was naked for mine so nobody takes me seriously
33:24And nobody wants a 30 something final girl
33:26Okay you know
33:28Older people they get killed all the time
33:34The worst part is being here doing this
33:38It's just more disrespect for Caitlin
33:40Yeah it's uh
33:42It's weird I mean she wasn't even the only person who died that day
33:46Yeah it's the usual bullshit
33:47The same sexist woman hating rumors about her
33:52She was on a honeymoon with the guy she left her husband for so that makes her a slut
33:55And she was wearing lingerie so that meant I had to be totally naked
33:59Yeah it's all pretty crass
34:01Yeah
34:02You know the awful thing is the real Caitlin was a sweet woman
34:06Finally out of a bad marriage back with her high school sweetheart
34:10And they got one night together
34:13Not even then
34:16Yeah
34:16Yeah
34:16Yeah
34:17Your second chance
34:18God knows I know what needing my life feels like
34:23It's just so sad and so wrong
34:27And
35:42Oh Ruby, that is so sad.
35:51Spoiler alert, I'm not a sucker like your horror mascot in there.
36:16Oh, so scary.
36:20Look at me.
36:20Look at me, I'm singing.
36:24This weekend is just chill.
36:28So is this motel.
36:29I'm going to burn it all down online.
36:36Foss out there all you want, I'm not even looking.
36:41It's hitting my time.
37:03No one thinks of how much blood it costs.
37:07Because that's what I want to read on my motel room door.
37:11It's from Dante's Inferno, they're all quotes from that.
37:15And the quote for a night here is 335 buckaroos.
37:19And it's funny because I don't remember receiving $335 from you.
37:24You both have been right generous allowing us to park on your lot.
37:27But you see, the thing is that the RV park we were supposed to overnight at, they have showers.
37:32And we're not carrying enough water.
37:34So we were, we were just wondering if-
37:37No, no way.
37:38Not this weekend.
37:39But we promised the showers will be even cleaner than before we stepped in.
37:43They'll be as clean as they are now because-
37:46Unless you're a paying guest, you're not stepping into one of them.
37:52All right.
37:52All right.
37:59Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.
38:05Hey, don't use up all the hot water.
38:08Room four.
38:13And stay away from the guests.
38:23Oh.
38:25If the present world go astray, the cause is in you.
38:32You girls might want to take that one to heart.
39:00Oh.
39:01Damn it.
39:02It's out.
39:07All right.
39:08Listen up.
39:16Ruby, you've had your fun.
39:17All right?
39:19Open the door.
39:20I'm getting lightheaded.
39:24Ruby!
39:27Look, I'm serious.
39:28I feel sick.
39:33This heat is not good for the brain.
39:38Ruby!
39:42Okay, look.
39:44I'll be nice, sir.
39:46Okay?
39:46I'll even give the place a glowing review.
39:49Just open the goddamn door!
39:50What?
39:54Get me out of here!
39:55Open the door!
39:58Ruby!
39:59Hey!
40:00Let me out of here!
40:01Ruby!
40:02Let me out!
40:05Ah!
40:22Oh, my God.
40:25Oh, my God.
40:30Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
41:25We know this symbol, or we think we do.
41:30We call it a pentagram, when in fact, it's a pentacle.
41:38We associate it with Satan, dark magic, when in fact, its original intent was to protect
41:48the bearer from evil spirits while alluring good ones, like the spirit of our innocent
41:58sister, Caitlin Ridgely, who we will strive to commune with, seeking to answer the question
42:13we all want to know who was the all-too-human demon that slaughtered Caitlin and seven others
42:23thirty years ago.
42:30I call upon you to aid me in summoning forth.
42:40Caitlin.
42:44Caitlin.
42:45Caitlin.
42:48Caitlin Ridgely.
42:50We summon you.
42:52Come to us from the other side.
42:54Tell us who struck you down.
42:57Caitlin.
42:59Why won't you cross over to this plague?
43:05One of our tribe is missing.
43:08Hemingway.
43:09We're better off without him.
43:11No.
43:12No.
43:13Everyone must be here.
43:16If the circle is not closed, Caitlin's spirit might get confused.
43:22I saw Mr. Hot Air heading towards the swenom.
43:48Hemingway, I hope you're decent.
43:52Hemingway, are you in there?
44:11What's going on?
44:13Guys!
44:14Hey!
44:16Where are we?
44:18What's going on?
44:19What the hell is happening?
44:20I'm calling him, but he won't answer.
44:23Why is there a lock on it?
44:25Who would lock him in?
44:27We gotta pry this lock off.
44:29I got it.
44:37Come on, you bastard.
44:40Oh!
44:41Ow!
44:42Oh my god.
44:44Oh my god.
44:45Oh my god.
44:46Oh my god.
44:46Oh my god.
44:47Oh my god.
44:47Oh my god.
44:48Oh my god.
44:49Oh my god.
44:49Oh my god.
44:49Oh my god.
44:52Oh my god.
45:04That wasn't an accident.
45:06He was left in there to come.
45:08We don't know that friend.
45:09What the hell are you on?
45:11He reached through five inches of cedar and then what?
45:15Put a padlock on there?
45:16Perhaps the padlock was on the outside.
45:17He closes the door.
45:18We don't have a padlock on our sauna.
45:20Why would we?
45:21Look, was this just another one of your sick jokes that went wrong?
45:23Like when you chased Paige through the woods?
45:26Show us your phones.
45:28Why?
45:29To see if you were trying to scare Hemingway through likes on your socials.
45:33We wouldn't do this.
45:34How do we know that?
45:35Because we're not murderers.
45:37It would ruin our business.
45:38Maybe you went too far.
45:39Huh?
45:40How are we supposed to believe some sick, murder-obsessed freak?
45:44Don't you talk to her like that.
45:45Look, there's nothing on this, okay?
45:47But there's no Wi-Fi signal.
45:49What?
45:50What?
45:51He's right.
45:51There's nothing.
45:52I got nothing.
45:53Oh god, the satellite is out.
45:56Okay, I'm gonna try to reboot the router.
45:57This is feeling very familiar for me, okay?
46:01Hey!
46:02I don't trust you.
46:03And I sure as shit do not trust you!
46:05Look, I know we're outsiders, but you need to stop pointing fingers and get the cops out here right away.
46:10Okay, well, do you know how to fix the satellite?
46:12Or, like, hook up a landline?
46:15Okay, no, I didn't.
46:17The roads are all closed anyways.
46:19No one would even get in.
46:20We can load everyone into our RV and head off someplace safe.
46:24It'll be slow going, but...
46:30Oh my god!
46:33Help!
46:35You still think this is a fucking accident?
46:37Baby!
46:38No!
46:38Oh!
46:39Haha!
46:43Oh man!
46:46Huawk....
46:48anỡi
46:48hu corazón
46:49chak
47:04anỡi
47:06I can present them at Farah Yodikyo.
47:39No, no!
48:06CRIMINALS TANGALS MECHUGES CAINITIAS
49:36One of those people killed the chef.
49:39Maybe we have a copycat.
49:41Come on!
49:43One of you is a killer.
49:45I'm not insane.
49:47Drop the knife!
49:48Let me out!
49:51Oh mighty Satan.
49:55Time to begin.
50:30Don't forget to tell me.
50:30The
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