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Codename Kids Next Door - S00 E01 - Operation, Z.E.R.O
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00:00:09Wait for me!
00:00:21Come back!
00:00:23You can't just run off in the middle of your shift!
00:00:27Pappy's gonna be awfully sore!
00:00:29Oh, let him, Ben!
00:00:31We've been slaving away making tapioca for him for 11,000 days straight!
00:00:36And all he does is sneer like he's the evil king of the world or something!
00:00:42He is the evil king of the world!
00:00:44Well, I'm sick of it!
00:00:46I just wish we could...
00:00:48I don't know...
00:00:50Fight back or something!
00:00:59Whoa!
00:01:00Check it out!
00:01:01Hey!
00:01:02Where you going?
00:01:05What is this?
00:01:25What's that?
00:01:26The book of...
00:01:28K-N-D?
00:01:29Just put it back and let's go!
00:01:32This place is creeping me out!
00:01:34Be quiet, Ben!
00:01:35I'm reading!
00:01:37I'll read faster!
00:01:39Cool!
00:01:40This book's some kind of instruction manual for battling adult tyranny!
00:01:45It shows how to set up secret tree houses and everything!
00:01:48And check it out!
00:01:50There's a section for each kid to write down his own story!
00:01:54We are not gonna have a story if Pappy finds us here!
00:01:58Don't you see, Ben?
00:02:00Now we have the tools to fight back!
00:02:02We can make the world a better place!
00:02:05For us!
00:02:06For all kids!
00:02:07Do you know what kind of chance we'd have against Pappy's powers?
00:02:12Zero!
00:02:14Boys!
00:02:16Where are you?
00:02:19See?
00:02:20Ben!
00:02:21Together we can do this!
00:02:23I know we can!
00:02:25What do you say?
00:02:32Boys!
00:02:40Sorry!
00:02:41So that's it!
00:02:42You think there's no hope?
00:02:44You think I have zero chance?
00:02:50We'll all show you what a number zero can do!
00:03:03Yeah!
00:03:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:03:13We're safe!
00:03:14Uh-oh!另外
00:03:32Let's go!
00:03:46To think my own son would rebel against my evil power!
00:03:52I'm giving you just three seconds to go to your room, or else...
00:04:01Three...
00:04:05Two...
00:04:08One...
00:04:09Zero!
00:04:22Some kids say Number Zero's victory that day was the dawn of the seventh age of the kids next door.
00:04:28Others say this story is only make-believe.
00:04:30There never was a Number Zero, and there is no book of KND.
00:04:35But I believe the book exists, and I know what I will write in those pages if I ever find
00:04:40it.
00:04:41Five words over.
00:04:42I am Kids Next Door.
00:05:28There never was a Number Zero.
00:05:29There never was a Number Zero, and I want to talk about this period.
00:05:29Don't worry about a Number Zero.
00:05:31What's the last thing about in this period?
00:05:38This is the number one
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:06:10Oh, my God.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:07:10You're supposed to let me say my name, number 101.
00:07:14Oh, sorry.
00:07:15I'm just so excited you made it in time.
00:07:18I don't know how much luck I could have held out.
00:07:24Delicious.
00:07:26Ice cream?
00:07:27You wasted my valuable time just to get you an ice cream cone?
00:07:33Number 86 said I could.
00:07:36Ah, the next time you call, it had better be important.
00:07:42Ah, now, where was I?
00:07:45Ah, yes.
00:07:47Welcome to the Kids Next Door Seriously Cool Museum of Artifacts and Stuff.
00:07:57Step lively, people.
00:07:59Lots to see.
00:08:00Here, we have some of our earliest 2x4 technology.
00:08:04So primitive, in fact, that it doesn't even use rubber bands or styrofoam cups.
00:08:08Excuse me, Mr. 101, sir?
00:08:11What is this?
00:08:12That, my dear Sonia, is the one and only recommissioning device, said to be built by number zero himself.
00:08:20It could reawaken anyone's memories, even if their minds had been wiped clean in one of our decommissioning chambers.
00:08:26Does it work?
00:08:26Oh, if you knew your kids' next door history, you'd be aware that it was damaged beyond repair in the
00:08:34great junior high rebellion of 99.
00:08:36Honestly.
00:08:38Sorry.
00:08:39Oh, never mind that.
00:08:41If you want to see something that's cool and works, follow me.
00:08:46It's right this way, past the food court and gallery of super villainy.
00:08:51Oh, for Pete's sake, don't be chicken.
00:08:54They're just statues sculpted out of number 191's earwax.
00:09:07Here we are.
00:09:09Behold, my greatest invention.
00:09:12Uh, that just looks like a calculator.
00:09:16Fools!
00:09:17This is a Cayenne DNA tracer with just a tiny trace element of DNA.
00:09:22An old chewed up gumwad, sweaty sock, or a booger.
00:09:26It can track anything.
00:09:28Even the true identity of number zero.
00:09:31And yes, it's also a calculator.
00:09:33Oh, give me a break.
00:09:35Number zero's a myth.
00:09:37My big sister said so, and she should know.
00:09:40Because she's number 362 and all.
00:09:43Number zero's about as real as that statue of Nightbrace back there.
00:09:51I smell too sneaky.
00:09:56No need to be scared, right, Lee?
00:09:59It's all of us against only one of him.
00:10:02Wrong, you brats!
00:10:04Mr. Boss!
00:10:06Crazy old cat lady!
00:10:08Mr. Fizz!
00:10:10Toy Group F Battle Station!
00:10:13Yeah!
00:10:15Yeah!
00:10:37My diorama of the missing sector Z!
00:10:40I worked all week on that!
00:10:45Time for a check-up from the fluoride fury!
00:10:50My spray!
00:10:58May future kids next door forgive me.
00:11:12Of course!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:17Broken bike has been blocked!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:20Massed mullers!
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:22Impacted insiders!
00:11:42Hey, are those souvenir hats?
00:11:45I'll take two.
00:11:48Gotta get help!
00:11:50Alert! Alert!
00:11:52Cog Sector B.
00:11:54Cog Sector B.
00:11:55Cog Sector B.
00:11:58Yeah, I know we're supposed to go fishing today, Dad.
00:12:01No, it's not that I don't like spending quality time with you.
00:12:04It's just, you know, more cool hanging out with my friends than with my dad.
00:12:10In come the transmission from Moonbase!
00:12:12And a priority encrypted triple distress code from number 101 at Kids Next Door Museum!
00:12:16Says this time it's important!
00:12:18Your buttons has come up!
00:12:19Number 5, move these arms scream!
00:12:22Number 1, get your legs!
00:12:24Scream deliveries!
00:12:26I've got a real emergency to deal with!
00:12:28Surely!
00:12:29I am giving you a direct order!
00:12:32Number 2, get us back to the museum now!
00:12:34Number 4, ready the weapons!
00:12:36Number 5, I want a full tactical readout yesterday!
00:12:38And number 3, tell my girlfriend Cotton!
00:12:40These wolves soften too itchy!
00:12:46That boy hung off on me!
00:12:49Don't have time for this!
00:12:51Hail Sector's PD and Q instead!
00:12:53On the double!
00:12:54We need all the help you get!
00:13:06Oh, sticky beard, here's there's blurbleberry ice cream in that face!
00:13:11Who wants some, lads?
00:13:13No!
00:13:14No!
00:13:17No!
00:13:23No!
00:13:32No!
00:13:35No!
00:13:37No!
00:13:51No!
00:13:53No!
00:13:53No!
00:13:54No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:56No!
00:13:56No!
00:13:59You don't look at me!
00:14:01Undies on today mr. Wink most fortunate indeed mr. Finn
00:14:20Time to teach you the Australian word for
00:14:23Ouch
00:14:24And those who fail to realize that the Australian word for out put still be out will be he's better
00:14:32kangaroo
00:14:36How you say an Australian
00:14:39Come back you skinny boy
00:14:43Yet
00:14:48Alright bring on the next course such a steely appetite
00:14:53You like better grandma
00:14:55Impossible no one can eat that much refried platypus intestine
00:15:09The city's the most
00:15:23You're supposed to strike terror in your soul
00:15:26Oh
00:15:28Okay
00:15:32I
00:15:33I
00:15:35I
00:15:41I
00:15:46Looks like I finally get to try out my new move guaranteed to take out four enemies in one shot
00:15:52Yeah
00:15:54Oh
00:15:56Retreat
00:16:03Oh
00:16:09Oh
00:16:10I wanted to try my new move
00:16:13Yeah, that's right
00:16:14Go back to your convention center
00:16:16Oh
00:16:17It's so cool to be finally saved by the illustrious sector V
00:16:21Yeah, no
00:16:23I have all kinds of sector V stuff
00:16:25Number five's Blurpleberry supreme
00:16:27Number four's report that sick and the were poodle
00:16:30Oh
00:16:31I've even got the original rainbow monkey underwear number one wore
00:16:34When the delightful children tried to blackmail him with a butt photo
00:16:38So
00:16:38What did I say about sneaking into my room and stealing my stuff?
00:16:42Matt
00:16:42I've just got to get your autographs
00:16:45I mean
00:16:45I obviously have all your autographs already
00:16:49But not in red
00:16:50Be right back
00:16:53Number five say we split before a fanboy finds a crayon
00:16:57No, no, let's get out of here
00:16:59We're out of here
00:17:23We can't hold out much longer
00:17:25That's okay
00:17:26I don't need much time to whoop these pirates back to Candyland
00:17:35All I need is a situation report
00:17:37Situation?
00:17:39A situation is watching the moon phase get blasted to bed
00:17:43Because you took your twink on getting here
00:17:46Wee!
00:17:46On candy factories on overload
00:17:48All key positioning chambers except for chamber three are destroyed
00:17:51And the video game room is on a token
00:17:54Do we still have pretzel making capabilities?
00:17:58Yeah, but I don't see what difference battle
00:18:01End transmission
00:18:03It's time to put the irate back in pirate people
00:18:07On my mark number two
00:18:09Engage
00:18:14It's next door Scamper Supreme
00:18:16Shabby Camper actually makes perfect emergency rescue shuttle obviously overwhelmingly providing really excellently massive extras
00:18:31Tis me noobity nemesis
00:18:34Sector V
00:18:35Hard to starboard
00:18:37Unload more gumballs
00:18:40Target lock acquired
00:18:42Auto destruct engaged
00:18:45Ready to blow my nose
00:18:47This'll take perfect aim and timing old friend
00:18:50You sure you could do it?
00:18:52Nope
00:18:57Wait a minute
00:18:59Is number one at aiming his ship to crash directly into?
00:19:04Me?
00:19:05All ships converge on the sweet victory
00:19:09And blast all glossy landlubbers out of the sky
00:19:13Now!
00:19:26Auto destruct engaged
00:19:29Stop them!
00:19:30Blast them!
00:19:31Blast them!
00:19:35Ah!
00:19:36Sour balls
00:19:37Now!
00:19:45Now!
00:19:46That idiot's heading for...
00:19:48My poor face!
00:19:50Impact in three!
00:19:52W!
00:19:53Die!
00:19:54Number three!
00:19:55Blow your nose!
00:19:57Aaaaaah!
00:19:58Aaaaaah!
00:19:59Aaaaaah!
00:19:59Aaaaaah!
00:20:00Aaaaaah!
00:20:00Aaaaaah!
00:20:00Aaaaaah!
00:20:01Aaaaaah!
00:20:04Aaaaaah!
00:20:05Aaaaaah!
00:20:09Aaaaaah!
00:20:10Aaaaah!
00:20:10Aaaaaah!
00:20:11Aaaaaah!
00:20:12Auto destruct engaged
00:20:14Aaaaaahhh!
00:20:16Ruuuffh!
00:20:18Aaaaah!
00:20:19Aaaaah!
00:20:19Everybody out!
00:20:20cries лучers in away joy
00:20:22H&Á!
00:20:22Auto destruct, final countdown
00:20:2520...
00:20:2619...
00:20:2760...
00:20:28...野跑
00:20:28for a number one, you salty old pirate!
00:20:38We're saved, me Harvey!
00:20:41Break out the chocolate chips!
00:20:44Three...
00:20:45Two...
00:20:46One...
00:20:47Bye-bye.
00:20:56I'm salty! Get it off! Get it off!
00:21:01I can't taste me hand!
00:21:04Free trees!
00:21:07I'm salty! No longer sweet!
00:21:12Man, number one, I'm glad I'll never have to fight you.
00:21:16You're crazy.
00:21:22Nigel Uno, I have one thing to say to you.
00:21:26Are you out of your mind?
00:21:28What makes you think you can ignore a direct order?
00:21:32I had to save the museum.
00:21:33It contains all known artifacts of number zero.
00:21:37It was a diversion, Baldi!
00:21:39For the first time ever, some super villain managed to coordinate all our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously!
00:21:46As Supreme Commander, it is my job to decide what the villain's true objective is, so we can counterattack as
00:21:54a team!
00:21:54You can't just decide what the battle priorities are by yourself!
00:21:59My team saved the museum and the moon base.
00:22:02Even if it was a diversion, the museum is always a priority.
00:22:06It's a shrine to number zero!
00:22:08It's an inspiration for kids worldwide!
00:22:10An inspiration for me!
00:22:15Beautiful!
00:22:16Ugh!
00:22:18That's the attitude I'm talking about!
00:22:21In the middle of a battle, we don't need dreamers who only care about made-up heroes like number zero!
00:22:27You're a brave kid, Nigel.
00:22:28But you only saved us by being reckless and lucky!
00:22:31Luck is like ice cream!
00:22:34It can't last forever!
00:22:35I was going to offer you the position of Global Tactical Officer, but I won't take a chance on a
00:22:41boy who flies off the handle before he listens!
00:22:44So, I'm giving the post to number eighty-six!
00:22:47Yeah!
00:22:48Yeah!
00:22:48In your face, boy!
00:22:51Yeah!
00:22:53Incoming message on priority emergency frequency.
00:22:56This is number one-on-one!
00:22:59Do you read me?
00:23:01Hello?
00:23:03This is the new Global Tactical Officer, number eighty-six!
00:23:10What is the nature of your emergency?
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:13Number one and his team left before I could get their autographs!
00:23:16I mean, obviously I've already got their autographs!
00:23:20But not in red!
00:23:22That's an emergency!
00:23:24Well, yeah!
00:23:25I mean, autographs are so much more important than some missing recommissioning module!
00:23:30Huh?
00:23:31I mean, I don't even know why a bad guy would bother stealing it!
00:23:35The thing's damaged beyond repair, right?
00:23:37Right!
00:23:38Beyond repair!
00:23:41Excuse us, number eighty-six, but is there something you'd like to say?
00:23:44Fanny!
00:23:46Um, the module is operational!
00:23:50I used it to recommission sector V after the incident with number 274!
00:23:54I mean Chad turning traitor!
00:23:57I thought it would be safer if nobody knew!
00:24:00So, I sent it back to the museum!
00:24:03With a work in recommissioning module, a villain could restore the memories of any form of kids-next-door operatives!
00:24:10Even if they're adults!
00:24:13Adults who would know all our secrets!
00:24:15Then the moon base attack was a diversion!
00:24:18And who's ever planning this is...
00:24:20The convention center!
00:24:22No, wait, number one!
00:24:24It's too dangerous!
00:24:35What's so wrong about coming up with a plan?
00:24:48My fellow adults, thank you all for joining me today!
00:24:53First off, I'd like to thank Grandma Stuffum for not providing the catering at this super-villain's convention!
00:25:01And I want to thank each and every villainous one of you for today's attacks on the hated kids-next
00:25:09-door!
00:25:10Seriously, guys!
00:25:12Good hustle out there!
00:25:13Yeah!
00:25:15Father!
00:25:16I should've known!
00:25:18Today I shall release upon those brats the world's most ultimate evil!
00:25:24What, you ask, can be more evil than me?
00:25:28Father!
00:25:29Oh!
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:31Me!
00:25:31Me-me-me!
00:25:32Pick me!
00:25:32Is it someone who won't flush after he uses the toilet?
00:25:36Ha!
00:25:36Don't be so very ridiculous, Toilinator!
00:25:39It is shoddy glove manufacturers!
00:25:42Maybe it's dogs!
00:25:43Dogs are evil!
00:25:46Ha!
00:25:46Able TV executives, ha!
00:25:48Okay!
00:25:48First off, that was a rhetorical question!
00:25:51Come down!
00:25:52Everybody, if you would-
00:25:53Old magazines at the doctor's office!
00:25:56Shut up!
00:25:59You're all wrong!
00:26:02The one evil that is greater than I is...
00:26:09Grandfather!
00:26:11What?
00:26:12Is it time for wee-wees already?
00:26:16The guy who doesn't flush is scarier than this geezer!
00:26:19That's because I haven't used the kids-next-door recommissioning module on him yet!
00:26:25This man, this hunchified, liver-spotted creature with hair growing out of his ears, was once the supreme power in
00:26:35the world!
00:26:36Until he was defeated by a misguided boy in his stupid book!
00:26:42A boy who wiped grandfather's memories clean and evaporated his powers before my eyes!
00:26:49But now I, his son, will restore his evil abilities!
00:26:56And together, we shall return the world's snotty brats to their rightful place!
00:27:04Not while Nigel Uno is around!
00:27:07Number one!
00:27:08Don't do it!
00:27:10It's my forefather got his hands on the module, so it's my job to stop him!
00:27:15Wait!
00:27:15And furthermore...
00:27:18Oh look!
00:27:19It's number one!
00:27:22Right on schedule!
00:27:25Actually, the schedule says we've got a coffee break after your announcements!
00:27:29The only one taking a break today is little Nige from playing treehouse with my widowed sister!
00:27:37I'll show her who played you!
00:27:40Long time no see, Kay and dorks!
00:27:43Shit!
00:27:44What are you doing here, traitor?
00:27:47Just playing on the winning team!
00:27:49Poor, predictable Nigel Uno!
00:27:53I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't operational!
00:27:58What?!
00:27:59Oh, didn't you hear?
00:28:01The recommissioning device is useless without an active Kid Next Door operative's genetic material inside it!
00:28:09And it looks like I couldn't have picked a better operative!
00:28:14You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kid Next Door!
00:28:20How much sweeter the victory knowing it's all your fault!
00:28:29So, shall we begin?
00:28:31Oh noooaaahhhh!
00:28:46Heheheheheheheheheheheheh!
00:29:02Thank you, son.
00:29:05Thank you for reawakening the pure evil
00:29:08that lay dormant within me for these many years.
00:29:12My pleasure.
00:29:15Dad?
00:29:16And now, get out of my sight!
00:29:20Um, excuse me?
00:29:23You've only reawakened me
00:29:25because you can't destroy those irksome kids next door by yourself.
00:29:31But...
00:29:31Why do I even bother?
00:29:34I always liked his older brother more anyway,
00:29:37even if he did destroy my powers.
00:29:40Kids, what can you do?
00:29:43What? Are you still here?
00:29:45Beat it!
00:29:47I've got business with real villains.
00:29:50Oh, hello!
00:29:53Oh, dumb old recommissioning module.
00:29:56I had to put my finger up number one's nose for this poop ball.
00:30:29My fellow villains!
00:30:30Form each and every snut-nosed brat on this planet
00:30:34into ancient, ageified, senior city zombies
00:30:38before I force them to produce bowl after bowl
00:30:42of sweet, delicious tapioca for me!
00:30:47Now that is what I've been talking about.
00:30:50Except the tapioca part.
00:30:52That's kind of weird.
00:30:53And, to ensure my total tranquility,
00:30:57I shall ageify everyone who has ever been a kid!
00:31:04Genius!
00:31:06Sir, wait a second.
00:31:08I used to be a kid!
00:31:09Me too!
00:31:10We've been double-troned!
00:31:13How absurd!
00:31:17Uh, may I be excused?
00:31:20I've, uh, got some quiche in the oven, I've got to-
00:31:23Oh!
00:31:33Is... is he?
00:31:42Sorry.
00:31:43It's my lumbago.
00:31:45Ew!
00:31:46I thought the toilet-nator was soggy looking before!
00:31:54Run for your...
00:32:02No!
00:32:04Please! This isn't what was supposed to happen!
00:32:07Panic. No need to panic.
00:32:09No need to panic!
00:32:23You're getting all wrinkly-fied and stuff!
00:32:28Gotta help number one!
00:32:30Hey, Cree!
00:32:31How's about a little family reunion?
00:32:36Hey, what are you...
00:32:40Number one! Come on! We gotta get out of here!
00:32:43This is all my fault. I shouldn't have come.
00:32:47That's no way to talk! We need you!
00:32:50Oh, for what? To get us in more trouble?
00:33:05Hey! It's me!
00:33:09Guys! I'm hungry!
00:33:12You get back to the moon base! Now!
00:33:15We can't leave you!
00:33:17No!
00:33:17Yes! You can!
00:33:20Before it's too late!
00:33:28Shall we transform your bratty ex-friends?
00:33:33Age before beauty, sis!
00:33:36Yeah!
00:33:37Go forth, my minions!
00:33:41Decimate those meddlesome kids next door!
00:33:45Once they're age-ified and making me old sons of tapioca,
00:33:49I shall be refueled enough to find their stupid book of KND
00:33:54and tear it to shreds!
00:33:57Forever ending!
00:33:59Anyone's hope for being a child again!
00:34:05Hey, buddy! You done in here or what?
00:34:08We got a bingo game booked in five minutes!
00:34:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:12Oh, I'm not here!
00:34:15Bingo!
00:34:16I got bingo!
00:34:19Bingo!
00:34:23I'm... I'm no number zero.
00:34:25I'm just a zero.
00:34:27Bingo!
00:34:29Wink!
00:34:35Outro music
00:34:39Outro music
00:34:41Outro music
00:34:41Outro music
00:34:49Outro music
00:35:58Two-thirds of our treehouse spaces have been transformed into tapioca factories in the last hour alone.
00:36:04At this rate...
00:36:05We'll lose another 42-thirds within 11 minutes, leaving only $1.07 operatives left in 68 quarters of the world.
00:36:14Maybe I can recalibrate our age-defying birthday suits to counter grandfather's age-based powers.
00:36:20What kind of equipment would you need, number two?
00:36:23I've got an agentonic frequency modulator about back at the treehouse.
00:36:27Are you nuts?
00:36:29That treehouse will be a tapioca factory before you can even get there!
00:36:35We'll go.
00:36:36I need to pick up my brave-in-the-face-of-certain-doom-rainbow-monkey-having base!
00:36:42Are you sure you need this doohickey, number two?
00:36:44It's the only way.
00:36:48All right, I'm in!
00:36:50All right, then.
00:36:51Numbers three and four take a shuttle down to the surface and retrieve number two's 2x4 technology.
00:36:57Number 86, order all operatives from the Arctic training base to form a perimeter around Sector V.
00:37:02Maybe they can buy us some time.
00:37:04We don't need time.
00:37:06We need a hero.
00:37:08Some hero I am.
00:37:11I've ruined everything.
00:37:13I don't deserve to wear these glasses.
00:37:19Huh?
00:37:20The recommissioning module.
00:37:23Its power source is number zero's booger.
00:37:26You have his DNA.
00:37:28You can track down the greatest hero the kids next door have ever known and recommission him.
00:37:35You can save the world!
00:37:41What are you doing, Matt?
00:37:43Um, well, I never got your autograph in red.
00:37:47Jeez, you are such a fanboy.
00:37:50There.
00:37:51Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with a hero.
00:37:56Don't forget the K&DNA tracker.
00:37:58Um, right then.
00:38:00Wish me luck.
00:38:04Wow.
00:38:05Finally.
00:38:06I've got number one's autograph in-
00:38:08Hey!
00:38:09You're not George Washington!
00:38:11Ow!
00:38:12I hate when you guys do stuff like that.
00:38:14It ruins the whole autograph book.
00:38:17I mean, seriously.
00:38:32It's awful quiet in here.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36Three quiet.
00:38:38Three quiet?
00:38:39What the crud is that supposed to mean?
00:38:41It's one more than two quiet.
00:38:44Ugh.
00:38:44I had to ask.
00:38:46Just climb the ladder.
00:39:09Oh, man.
00:39:10My mom made this cape special.
00:39:12Why are you sneaking around here, Tommy?
00:39:15Duh!
00:39:16I'm saving the day!
00:39:18I figured with the kids next door turned into senior city zombies and all, my brother
00:39:23Hoagie and you guys might need some help for the Connie of the Hero cloaked in a cloak of
00:39:28terry cloth tonight.
00:39:30Clones the night!
00:39:32Ugh.
00:39:32What's your plan?
00:39:34Boorify all the bad guys to death?
00:39:37Ha ha!
00:39:38That was so funny, I forgot to laugh!
00:39:43Well, why wouldn't you laugh now?
00:39:47I mean, if you've forgotten all...
00:39:50You were saying?
00:39:51I can help!
00:39:52I can do battle with super bad guy type feelings like...
00:39:58Like that totally old, wrinkly, gross toilet-nated behind me.
00:40:02I can battle him while you guys do your mission.
00:40:05That way I'll help save the...
00:40:10Oh boy.
00:40:36We should get number two stuff and get out of here.
00:40:40It should be right over.
00:40:43Oh, great.
00:40:44He never told us what his cruddy, age-a-totty thing looks like.
00:40:48Oh, I wish number five was here.
00:40:53Oh, I'm here, all right.
00:40:56Number five?
00:40:59You better start using some moisturizer or something.
00:41:03Here, try my rainbow monkey sound skin.
00:41:06Listen, number five, I don't want to fight you.
00:41:08Of course you don't.
00:41:10Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest, most chicken-big-mouthed squirt on the entire team.
00:41:18Okay, now I want to fight ya.
00:41:23Oh, run!
00:41:25Oh, run!
00:41:28Oh, run!
00:41:30Ah!
00:41:31Ah!
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:35Ah!
00:41:43Ah!
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:45Ah!
00:41:46Ah!
00:41:47Ah!
00:41:51Ah!
00:41:52Ah-ah! Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
00:42:02Come on, Cookie!
00:42:08Cookie, I'm scared.
00:42:11I don't know what to do next.
00:42:13Kiss me!
00:42:14Kiss you?!
00:42:15No way!
00:42:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:42:18No, no way!
00:42:20Ah-ah!
00:42:21Nah-ah!
00:42:22Ain't gonna hurt!
00:42:24Pack it up!
00:42:34The signal's getting stronger.
00:42:37Number zero's got to be close by.
00:42:39Right behind this door.
00:42:44But...
00:42:46This is my house!
00:42:47Son!
00:42:49What are you doing home so soon?
00:42:51I thought you'd be playing with your kids next hood, or whatever it is.
00:42:55Er...
00:42:55Er...
00:42:56What is it you children say?
00:42:57Well...
00:42:58It has to be a malfunction.
00:43:01Um...
00:43:01Dad, is there anyone else in the house?
00:43:04You know, anyone cool and heroic and stuff?
00:43:06Oh, no, no.
00:43:08No, your mother's getting all gutted up at the beauty parlor.
00:43:11So it's just you and me, old bean?
00:43:14Er...
00:43:14Dad, does the phrase, number zero, mean anything to you?
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:20I know!
00:43:21This is some sort of word game, isn't it?
00:43:23Don't tell me!
00:43:24Don't tell me!
00:43:25Um...
00:43:26I give up!
00:43:27Maybe he knows!
00:43:36I say, Nigel, you know that is terribly blight.
00:43:40That man is a guest.
00:43:45I'll flush you for that!
00:43:50Er...
00:43:51Listen, Dad.
00:43:52That guy...
00:43:52He just...
00:43:53He came over to play tag.
00:43:55And whatever you do, we can dress and tag you, okay?
00:43:59Well, jolly good.
00:44:00I love these quality time activities.
00:44:06Oh, hee!
00:44:07I can...
00:44:08Huh?
00:44:13Come back here, Nigel Uno!
00:44:22Er... Hello!
00:44:23Jolly fun game, what?
00:44:24Here it is!
00:44:27Kids next door, Vac Doom.
00:44:29Very airy cannon delivers oscillating oomph massively.
00:44:33Come on, Dad!
00:44:40Joaquin?
00:44:41Out of my way, you hundred-year-old hamster!
00:44:46Ah!
00:44:48Hamsters!
00:44:49And now, hunter!
00:44:51For Tommy!
00:44:52Hey!
00:44:55Sorry about that.
00:44:56I went from seven to sixty-five in a few seconds.
00:44:59Looks like it's time to clean house!
00:45:07Hey!
00:45:08Don't swing that thing!
00:45:12Biscuits to the wind!
00:45:13Is that a new vacuum?
00:45:14Why?
00:45:16Your mother would be absolutely thrilled!
00:45:20Uh...
00:45:21Games record, Dad!
00:45:23Run!
00:45:25Nigel!
00:45:26Did I just see mice back there?
00:45:30No, Dad, just keep running!
00:45:33Huh!
00:45:34No, Dad!
00:45:35No, no, no!
00:45:37No, no, no!
00:45:38Oh, yes!
00:45:40Well, all that!
00:45:42Well, all that!
00:45:42You'll be no room, Nigel!
00:45:44Yeah, Dad, first time for everything!
00:45:46Let's go!
00:45:47Hang on!
00:45:47Escape part activated.
00:45:50Yes! We're gonna make it out of here.
00:45:52Malfunction. Malfunction.
00:45:54Escape or malfunction?
00:46:01Hey, Old Bean. What should we play next?
00:46:07I did see a mouse back there.
00:46:10They're hamsters, Dad, and they're not playing.
00:46:13All right, then. How about a little crossword puzzle?
00:46:16Dad, will you just shout out so I can figure out how to save your life?
00:46:22What is the matter with you?
00:46:27I'm sorry. I only wanted to have some fun with you, son.
00:46:35I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't mean to yell at you like that.
00:46:39It's just that we're... Dad? Dad?
00:47:05Let's go!
00:47:07That's so unexpected!
00:47:10Number three, number four, do you read me?
00:47:13Did you find the age-atonic frequency modulator above?
00:47:17We found something even better.
00:47:20Each and every!
00:47:24Wow! End transmission, please!
00:47:28Number two, you're going to have to remodulate those birthday suits
00:47:32without your age-atonic thing, but that's impossible!
00:47:38Number 60 reportin' for duty!
00:47:45Oops, I wet him.
00:47:47Make it work!
00:47:48Fanny, you guard number two!
00:47:50But what about you, son?
00:47:52I'm going to throw number 60 a retirement party!
00:48:00Ha!
00:48:02Ha!
00:48:03Ha!
00:48:04Ha!
00:48:04Ha!
00:48:06Ha!
00:48:07Ha!
00:48:07Ha!
00:48:08Ha!
00:48:09Ha!
00:48:11Ha!
00:48:11Ha!
00:48:12Hold on!
00:48:12Oh!
00:48:13Oh no!
00:48:14I...
00:48:15Ha!
00:48:17Ha!
00:48:19Ha!
00:48:20Ha!
00:48:21Get off of me!
00:48:22Ha!
00:48:23Ha!
00:48:25Ha!
00:48:26Let me go!
00:48:27Ha!
00:48:27Ha!
00:48:28Ha!
00:48:29Ha!
00:48:30Ha!
00:48:33Ha!
00:48:35Ha!
00:48:36Ha!
00:48:37Uh...
00:48:38Where...
00:48:39Where am I?
00:48:40Huh?
00:48:43I...
00:48:44I don't believe it!
00:48:46I've run like eleventy billion scans on this tree
00:48:49and never found even a hint of this place!
00:48:51Oh, there you are, nice little old bean!
00:48:54Looks like our house has an extra walk-in closet, eh?
00:48:57Uh...
00:48:58Yeah...
00:48:58Dad?
00:48:59Could I ask you a favor?
00:49:01Now, son...
00:49:03I've already given you this week's allowance, but if you really need...
00:49:06Uh...
00:49:06No, it's not that.
00:49:08I'm going to try something called re-commissioning on you.
00:49:11If it works, you're going to help me save the world!
00:49:15Oh, well, that...
00:49:16Hmm...
00:49:17If it wouldn't make you happy, son, let's give it a try!
00:49:26Ah!
00:49:28Ah!
00:49:32Ah!
00:49:32Ah!
00:49:35Ah!
00:49:38Ah!
00:49:40Ah!
00:49:40Ah!
00:49:40Ah!
00:49:45Ah!
00:49:46Ah!
00:49:47Ah!
00:49:48Ah!
00:50:01Ah!
00:50:01Ah!
00:50:01Ah!
00:50:03Ah!
00:50:04Ah!
00:50:05Ah!
00:50:06Ah!
00:50:06Ah!
00:50:06Ah!
00:50:10Ah!
00:50:11Ah!
00:50:14Ah!
00:50:15Ah!
00:50:17Ah!
00:50:18Ah!
00:50:26Ah!
00:50:27Ah!
00:50:28Ah!
00:50:28to the one and only book of K&D.
00:50:36Have a look for yourself.
00:50:38Wow! This is the coolest,
00:50:40most amazing thing in the world
00:50:42to happen to me ever!
00:50:43Still got some room on my page,
00:50:45and yours is empty.
00:50:47Let's make sure we fill them
00:50:48with real crackerjack stories, eh, what?
00:50:52Sure, Dad.
00:50:53I mean, number zero.
00:50:56Right, then.
00:50:57Situation report, number one.
00:50:58Our arch-enemy father had the kids-next-door
00:51:00recommissioning module you built stolen
00:51:01and used it on a totally powerful guy
00:51:03called Grandfather who's transforming everyone
00:51:04into really old and evil senior citizen zombies, sir.
00:51:06Hmm. Looks grim.
00:51:09Excellent.
00:51:10Pat, we will need some help to whoop this.
00:51:13Help? But you're number zero.
00:51:15You don't need help.
00:51:17I say, you don't think I defeated
00:51:18Grandfather over myself, do you?
00:51:22I'm only as good as my team.
00:51:24Oh, then we're doomed.
00:51:25Almost every operative on the planet
00:51:27has been senior citizen zombified.
00:51:29Who said anything about getting help
00:51:31from the kids next door?
00:51:37Hurry up with that device, will ya?
00:51:39Hey, this wouldn't be easy
00:51:40even if I had the right tools.
00:51:42Typical boy.
00:51:44Always an excuse for everything.
00:51:46You're no picnic yourself, number 86.
00:51:49You really need to lighten up.
00:51:50Try yoga or something.
00:51:52Hold it.
00:51:53Hold it.
00:51:54Oh, I think I...
00:51:55Yeah!
00:51:56I've got it!
00:51:58Well, sort of.
00:52:00Now to get to work on the others.
00:52:01Well, it's about time
00:52:03for the Yonah Exploction!
00:52:07Yahoo!
00:52:08Yeah!
00:52:11You're about to become as old as one of yonah jokes!
00:52:15Uh, not bad, number 86.
00:52:18But I would have said talk to the hand,
00:52:20but talk loudly,
00:52:21because it's an old hand.
00:52:22Now, now, wait for me.
00:52:23That's not very funny.
00:52:24Okay, okay, wait for me.
00:52:25How's it about?
00:52:26Ah!
00:52:27I'm too young to be out!
00:52:29Ah!
00:52:31Ah!
00:52:31Ah!
00:52:33Ah!
00:52:34The kids next door is destroyed!
00:52:37The moon base is yours, grandfather.
00:52:40Ah!
00:52:43Silence!
00:52:46Now is not the time to celebrate!
00:52:49But you defeated those bratty kids next door!
00:52:52The world's villains are under your control!
00:52:56And you have all the tapioca you can eat!
00:52:59Yes, yes.
00:53:00But now I must ensure that my rule is permanent
00:53:04by destroying that infernal book of K&D.
00:53:08Because when kids read it,
00:53:10they discover the only thing more powerful than me.
00:53:14A really big guy who can punch super hard?
00:53:18An army of robot gorillas that bite?
00:53:20Um, pie?
00:53:22No, you fools!
00:53:25Hope.
00:53:27When my son discovered that book,
00:53:29he became filled with a kind of hope
00:53:32that only snot-nosed kids are stupid enough to believe in!
00:53:35That is why this time,
00:53:37I shall personally destroy every trace of the book of K&D!
00:53:42And anyone that stands in my way!
00:53:53Come on!
00:54:00Oh, happy day!
00:54:02It's you!
00:54:04Well, come on in, I guess.
00:54:07Are you crazy, Dad?
00:54:09I know you've been away and all,
00:54:11but that's our worst enemy!
00:54:13Try listening to what's going on, number one.
00:54:15You might just learn something.
00:54:19Excuse the mess.
00:54:21Like I give a doo-doo anymore.
00:54:23Why don't you take off that ridiculous outfit?
00:54:26What, this?
00:54:27It matches my eyes!
00:54:29Not that!
00:54:31This!
00:54:32Ha-ha-ha!
00:54:37Say, Uncle-san.
00:54:39But we haven't lost yet.
00:54:41And you're supposed to be the smart one.
00:54:44I'm your dad's brother, Benedict.
00:54:46Your uncle!
00:54:49My, my, my, my, my, my, my uncle!
00:54:53Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.
00:54:54Yeah, you know the one who wouldn't join him
00:54:56after he found the book of K&D?
00:54:58Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada.
00:55:00But if you're my uncle,
00:55:02then that makes grandfather my grandfather!
00:55:05What are you,
00:55:06president of the obvious club or something?
00:55:09That's enough!
00:55:10All right, Ben.
00:55:11You know what it's like when Pappy controls the world?
00:55:14This is a second chance.
00:55:16Your chance to do the right thing!
00:55:19I've got a plan.
00:55:20But we need the help of you
00:55:22and your so-called children.
00:55:24How about helping our dad?
00:55:33We have to help them!
00:55:36But, Father,
00:55:37that's our arch-enemy, Nigel Uno!
00:55:39Silence!
00:55:40Silence!
00:55:41It's my fault for reawakening grandfather!
00:55:44Fine, he's evil, which I admire,
00:55:46but he's also a jerk!
00:55:48I thought he'd at least share control of the world with me,
00:55:52but no!
00:55:55If he succeeds, I'll be nothing!
00:55:58Which means you'll be nothing!
00:56:01Now I think you like being feared by your peers, right?
00:56:05Yes, Father.
00:56:07Good, then we help Uncle Monty.
00:56:09Yes, Father.
00:56:11Not after we blast this Cayenne duper death!
00:56:15Huh?
00:56:17Blast this!
00:56:31The members of Sector Z?
00:56:35The missing members of Sector Z!
00:56:37The delightful children from down the lane
00:56:39are the missing kids next door members of Sector Z!
00:56:42The delightful children from down the lane
00:56:44are the missing kids next door members of Sector Z!
00:56:46How did you know?
00:56:48Come on, Ben!
00:56:49Five kids with that kind of tactical genius and strategy?
00:56:53Had to be ex-kids next door
00:56:55that you delightful-ized
00:56:56until something went terribly wrong!
00:56:58You mean something went terribly right!
00:57:01My first delightful-ization chamber blew a fuse,
00:57:04increasing its power
00:57:06eleven-ty billion fold!
00:57:08I lost the machine,
00:57:10but gained five
00:57:11perfect delightful children!
00:57:14But we thought the effects were permanent!
00:57:17They are!
00:57:18I have no idea
00:57:19how long this transformation will last!
00:57:22You could revert back at any time!
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:28So let's use the time we have!
00:57:30I want to do something good
00:57:31before I have to wear those dorky outfits again!
00:57:34What's the plan?
00:57:36Grandfather's coming here!
00:57:38How'd you know?
00:57:39He wants the Book of K&D!
00:57:41So hide it again!
00:57:42That worked last time!
00:57:44That's because he didn't know it existed!
00:57:46But now he won't quit
00:57:48until he's sure he's eliminated the book!
00:57:50But there's no way on Earth
00:57:52we can stop him!
00:57:53You're right!
00:57:54Not on Earth!
00:57:57Not on Earth!
00:58:15That book is close!
00:58:18I can smell it!
00:58:20I can smell it!
00:58:33I don't know Monty. Maybe I should have been on that ship. Pappy's gonna be awfully sore.
00:58:40Nonsense, Ben. We can do this together. Like we should have done all those years ago.
00:59:00Well, well, well. If it isn't my two boys, it's so good to see you. One of you, anyway.
00:59:12Oh, Pappy. That's not fair.
00:59:15Ha! Whoever accused me of being fair? Oh, Monty. If you had only been more evil, you could have been
00:59:25nasty or even mildly unpleasant.
00:59:28What about me? I'm in this family, too. And I'm pretty evil. I reek of evil. I leave.
00:59:36Why don't you give it a rat, sucker?
00:59:41Oh, Monty. I'm only thinking of our heritage.
00:59:46You...
00:59:46...came to be fair.
00:59:50Now you've made me a...
00:59:54...very...
00:59:55...very...
00:59:56...very...
00:59:57Eh, you'll get it. You can wrestle with Pappy yourself, Monty.
01:00:02I'm going to get some rocky...
01:00:04Rrrr.
01:00:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:00:07I'm getting tired of all this resistance, son.
01:00:11Why don't you behave for once in your life?
01:00:13Now, go fetch your Pappy that book.
01:00:18I am not moving from this spot!
01:00:24You know what I did wrong last time?
01:00:27I gave you a choice between going to your room or being punished.
01:00:31I won't give you that choice...
01:00:36...AGAIN!
01:00:42All right, with Sector Z holding off the same city zombies,
01:00:46that'll leave me with just enough time to...
01:00:48Welcome, number one!
01:00:51As in one sorry son of a gun,
01:00:54now that we're about to transform you into one of us!
01:00:58Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:00Even as a senior said a zombie, his lives still safe!
01:01:04Enough talk!
01:01:05Let's destroy a night in!
01:01:08Uh...
01:01:09I wanted to try my new move to take out four enemies at once,
01:01:12but not on you guys!
01:01:14Talk!
01:01:15I'll tell you what you're gonna do!
01:01:19Aaaaaaahhhh!!
01:01:20Now what've happened?
01:01:21I think as if that was done!
01:01:23You're doing fine!
01:01:24You're the one here that dumping us into one KMD!
01:01:34Who saved you from those bullies on your first day of school?
01:01:40That's old news, mate!
01:01:43As old as me!
01:01:49And cocky!
01:02:01Pocky!
01:02:02You've been my best friend since!
01:02:05Chains are done!
01:02:08Get over it!
01:02:12How about I get under it?
01:02:20It's... it's no good.
01:02:22I... I can't fight all of you alone.
01:02:25I've always had a team to back me up.
01:02:27Well then, it's a good thing we're on your team now, huh?
01:02:39This is gonna be...
01:03:01I've gotta get this shell on the road!
01:03:05Targeting initialized. Input 5,000-digit coordinate code now.
01:03:37Just a little more.
01:03:39Hey! Tapioca tush!
01:03:44Catch!
01:03:47Oh, my liver spot!
01:03:53Thanks, David. I don't know what I'd do without you guys.
01:03:56Well, you might wanna figure that out!
01:03:59Because we're transforming them!
01:04:01Oh, my liver spot!
01:04:03What?!
01:04:04What?!
01:04:04Oh, my liver spot!
01:04:07I can't get that door!
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:10Please!
01:04:11Ah!
01:04:14No!
01:04:18Oh!
01:04:19Oh!
01:04:20No!
01:04:20Oh!
01:04:21Yeah!
01:04:24Malfunction!
01:04:26Malfunction!
01:04:28Malfunction!
01:04:30Malfunction!
01:04:33Your resistance is impressive, but pointless!
01:04:37You cannot withstand my senior city zombification forever!
01:04:42Even you, my son, are zero compared to me!
01:04:47That may be, but my son is number one!
01:04:59Next stop, way down the lane!
01:05:09Goodbye, Sector Z!
01:05:11I'll miss you!
01:05:13Pfft!
01:05:14A lot more than I'll miss your delightful side, that's for sure!
01:05:17Targeting system destroyed!
01:05:19Targeting system destroyed!
01:05:21Targeting system destroyed!
01:05:22Targeting system destroyed!
01:05:22Looks like I gotta do it the hard way!
01:05:25Manual targeting system activated!
01:05:28Oh, no!
01:05:29I can't work all of these bikes alone!
01:05:33Then again, maybe I don't have to!
01:05:42You must resist!
01:05:44You must remain right here!
01:05:51Kids next door!
01:05:53Battle Station!
01:05:58Nice work on the birthday suits number two!
01:06:00Even if they haven't completely changed you back yet!
01:06:03Just doing my part for the team!
01:06:05This next part will take perfect aim and timing, old friend!
01:06:09Sure you can do it?
01:06:10Mmm...
01:06:11Nope!
01:06:12Ow!
01:06:14Sorry!
01:06:15The lower half of my body is still evil!
01:06:18Just steer the moon already!
01:06:23Target coming into the sink!
01:06:25Ha-ha!
01:06:26I need more power if we're gonna fire this thing!
01:06:29Pour it on!
01:06:30Ha-ha!
01:06:35Hey!
01:06:36Number five!
01:06:37So what kind of missile are we firing at the Earth?
01:06:41There aren't any missiles left, number four!
01:06:45Steady...
01:06:47Steady...
01:06:48No missiles?
01:06:49Then what's the crime are we firing?
01:06:52Us!
01:06:53What?
01:06:53You're going to be kids?
01:06:54Yeah!
01:06:55Fire now!
01:06:56dud...
01:07:04Aghh!
01:07:06I canístno!
01:07:07Godin' on the air underwear!
01:07:12It's...
01:07:14How can you resist me?
01:07:17For so long!
01:07:21Sample, Dad!
01:07:23That book you're looking for, it's in my back pocket!
01:07:28You have the book?
01:07:31Give it to me!
01:07:32Give it! Give it!
01:07:36At last, my victory is complete!
01:07:43With the destruction of the book, I will rule the Earth unchallenged!
01:07:49And nothing will ever stop me ever again!
01:07:54Not even a gigantic flaming moon, then?
01:08:19I hate everyone!
01:08:24Great job, D-
01:08:26Enough with the kicking already!
01:08:51Monty, Monty, Monty!
01:08:54Did you honestly believe that a mere 39 gazillion tons of red-hot metal and duct tape would crush me?
01:09:03I wasn't trying to crush you, Pappy!
01:09:06I just wanted to see what would happen when you put an adult into a decommissioning chamber!
01:09:12Now, Nigel!
01:09:15You're out of my will, you brat!
01:09:32Is this the cafeteria?
01:09:35It's mushy bean night, you know?
01:09:38Oh, hello, Pappy!
01:09:40I didn't know you were coming for a visit!
01:09:42I wish I would have had a chance to tidy up!
01:10:14I wish I could have had a chance to tidy up!
01:10:18If you'd listen to me, we'd all be making tapioca right now.
01:10:22You believed in Number Zero and saved not only the kids next door, but the world.
01:10:27Not to mention you found out Number Zero is totally your dad!
01:10:30I know, right?
01:10:32But you know what? It was you that was right.
01:10:36I put myself before the team.
01:10:38And I couldn't have saved the world without them.
01:10:41I can make it up to you by giving you Number 86's promotion.
01:10:45Ah, let her keep it. I'd rather be with my friends in Sector V anyway.
01:10:50I understand.
01:10:51Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got one last teammate to find.
01:10:57Okay, Number Zero, let's recommission you again!
01:11:01No! Not now! You can't break now!
01:11:07Hello, son.
01:11:09Dad?
01:11:09If you're watching this, then we've won.
01:11:13Congratulations!
01:11:14You're probably wondering why the recommissioning module is broken.
01:11:19Well, I broke it.
01:11:21I had a hunch you might want to use it to get Number Zero back.
01:11:25Well, look, I would love to have tons more adventures with the super cool Number One and his team,
01:11:33but I'm just not a kid anymore.
01:11:38I'm an adult,
01:11:39and I need to complete the most important mission of my life,
01:11:43being a good father to my son.
01:11:46So, you're the keeper of the book now, Nigel.
01:11:49That's right.
01:11:50Keep a stiff upper lip
01:11:52and make sure everyone gets to write their own crackerjack story.
01:12:07I say, what's going on around here, old bean?
01:12:11You kids building one of your two-four Technobob thingies?
01:12:15No, Dad.
01:12:16Dad, I was just playing with an old friend.
01:12:31There is a story some kids tell
01:12:33of not so long ago
01:12:35when the world was almost ruled by an evil adult.
01:12:38A story about a boy, his dad, a book, and a tree.
01:12:43It's the true story of how I found the book of P&D
01:12:47and what I wrote in it.
01:12:49Five words only.
01:12:51We are Kids Next Door.
01:13:06We are Kids Next Door.
01:13:52We are Kids Next Door.
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