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CODENAME (Kids NEXT Door) - S00 E01 - Operation, Z.E.R.O.
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00:00:09Wait for me!
00:00:21Come back!
00:00:23You can't just run off in the middle of your shift!
00:00:26Pappy's gonna be awfully sore!
00:00:29Oh, let him, Ben!
00:00:31We've been slaving away making tapioca for him for 11,000 days straight!
00:00:36And all he does is sneer like he's the evil king of the world or something!
00:00:42Here's the evil king of the world!
00:00:44Well, I'm sick of it!
00:00:46I just wish we could...
00:00:48I don't know...
00:00:50Fight back or something!
00:00:59Whoa!
00:01:00Check it out!
00:01:01Hey!
00:01:02Where are you going?
00:01:06What is this?
00:01:25What's that?
00:01:26The Book of KND?
00:01:29Just put it back and let's go!
00:01:32This place is creeping me out!
00:01:34Be quiet, Ben!
00:01:35I'm reading!
00:01:37I'll read faster!
00:01:38Cool!
00:01:40This book's some kind of instruction manual for battling adult tyranny!
00:01:44It shows how to set up secret tree houses and everything!
00:01:48And check it out!
00:01:50There's a section for each kid to write down his own story!
00:01:54We are not gonna have a story if Pappy finds us here!
00:01:58Don't you see, Ben?
00:01:59Now we have the tools to fight back!
00:02:02We can make the world a better place!
00:02:05For us!
00:02:06For all kids!
00:02:07Do you know what kind of chance we'd have against Pappy's powers?
00:02:12Zero!
00:02:14Boys!
00:02:16Where are you?
00:02:20Ben!
00:02:21Together we can do this!
00:02:23I know we can!
00:02:25What do you say?
00:02:39I know we can do this!
00:02:41So that's it!
00:02:42You think there's no hope?
00:02:44You think I have zero chance?
00:02:49Well, I'll show you what the number zero can do!
00:03:12We can do this!
00:03:15Oh my god!
00:03:18We can do this!
00:03:46To be continued...
00:03:49The sun would rebel against my evil power!
00:03:52I'm giving you just three seconds to go to your room, or else...
00:04:01...three...
00:04:05...two...
00:04:08...one...
00:04:09...zero!
00:04:22Some kids say Number Zero's victory that day was the dawn of the seventh age of the Kids Next Door.
00:04:28Others say this story is only make-believe.
00:04:30There never was a Number Zero, and there is no book of KND.
00:04:34But I believe the book exists, and I know what I will write in those pages if I ever find
00:04:40it.
00:04:41Five words over.
00:04:43I am Kids Next Door.
00:05:16All dageals have been good.
00:05:19Looks like it's an error to my function.
00:05:28The lag is too wide.
00:05:28Ah, as I can see, he has already fallen for a second.
00:05:37This is the game I'm here to not be able to use!
00:05:39This is the game I'm here to go!
00:07:41Ah, now, where was I?
00:07:45Ah, yes.
00:07:47Welcome to the Kids Next Door Seriously Cool Museum of Artifacts and Stuff.
00:07:57Step lightly, people.
00:07:59Lots to see.
00:08:00Here, we have some of our earliest 2x4 technology.
00:08:04So primitive, in fact, that it doesn't even use rubber bands or styrofoam cups.
00:08:09Excuse me, Mr. 101, sir?
00:08:11What is this?
00:08:12That, my dear Sonya, is the one and only recommissioning device, said to be built by Number Zero himself.
00:08:20It could reawaken anyone's memories, even if their minds had been wiped clean in one of our decommissioning chambers.
00:08:26Does it work?
00:08:27Oh, if you knew your kids' next door history, you'd be aware that it was damaged beyond repair in the
00:08:34great junior high rebellion of 99.
00:08:36Honestly!
00:08:38Sorry.
00:08:39Oh, never mind that.
00:08:41If you want to see something that's cool and works, follow me.
00:08:45It's right this way, past the food court and gallery of super villainy.
00:08:51Oh, for Pete's sake.
00:08:53Don't be chicken.
00:08:54They're just statues sculpted out of Number 191's earwax.
00:09:07Here we are.
00:09:09Behold, my greatest invention.
00:09:13Uh, that just looks like a calculator.
00:09:16Fools!
00:09:17This is a K-N DNA tracer with just a tiny trace element of DNA.
00:09:22An old chewed-up gumwad, sweaty sock, or a booger.
00:09:26It can track anything!
00:09:28Even the true identity of Number Zero!
00:09:31And yes, it's also a calculator.
00:09:33Oh, give me a break.
00:09:35Number Zero's a myth.
00:09:37My big sister said so, and she should know.
00:09:40Because she's Number 362 and all.
00:09:42Number Zero's about as real as that statue of Nightbrace back there.
00:09:52I smell too sneaky.
00:09:56No need to be scared, right, Lee?
00:09:59It's all of us against only one of him.
00:10:02Wrong, you brats!
00:10:04Mr. Boss, crazy old cat lady, Mr. Finn, toy group, at battle station!
00:10:15Yeah!
00:10:17Yeah!
00:10:19Yeah!
00:10:19Yeah!
00:10:20Yeah!
00:10:21Yeah!
00:10:23Yeah!
00:10:27Yeah!
00:10:29Yeah!
00:10:29Yeah!
00:10:29Yeah!
00:10:29Yeah!
00:10:30Yeah!
00:10:30Yeah!
00:10:31Yeah!
00:10:33Yeah!
00:10:36Yeah!
00:10:37My diorama of the missing Sector Z!
00:10:40I worked all week on that!
00:10:42Ah!
00:10:44Oooo!
00:10:45Time for a check up from the Fluoride Fury!
00:10:50Die Spray!
00:10:55That is...
00:10:57No.
00:10:58May future kids next door forgive me.
00:11:03Oh, no!
00:11:05Ah!
00:11:06Ah!
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:09Ah!
00:11:12Ah!
00:11:13Ah!
00:11:15Ah!
00:11:16Ah!
00:11:17Broken Pika Speedball!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:20Mashed Molar!
00:11:22Ah!
00:11:22Impacted Insider!
00:11:24Ah!
00:11:27Ah!
00:11:29Ah!
00:11:29Ah!
00:11:37Ah!
00:11:39Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:42Ah!
00:11:42Ah!
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:43Hey, are those souvenir hats?
00:11:45I'll take two.
00:11:48Gotta get help!
00:11:50Ah!
00:11:50Alert!
00:11:51Alert!
00:11:52Cog Sector V!
00:11:54Cog Sector V!
00:11:55Cog Sector V!
00:11:58Yeah, I know we're supposed to go fishing today, Dad.
00:12:01No, it's not that I don't like spending quality time with you.
00:12:04It's just, you know, more cool hanging out with my friends than with my dad.
00:12:09In come a transmission from Moonbase!
00:12:12And a priority encrypted triple distress code from number 101 at Kids Next Door Museum!
00:12:16Says this time it's important!
00:12:18Your buttons has come up!
00:12:19Number five!
00:12:20Moonbase on Scream!
00:12:22Number one!
00:12:23Get your list!
00:12:24Scream deliveries!
00:12:25I've got a real emergency to deal with!
00:12:28Surely!
00:12:29I am giving you a direct order!
00:12:32Number two!
00:12:33Get us back to the museum now!
00:12:34Number four!
00:12:35Ready the weapons!
00:12:36Number five!
00:12:36I want a full tactical readout yesterday!
00:12:38And number three!
00:12:39Tell my girlfriend, Cotton!
00:12:40These wolves sauce are too itchy!
00:12:46That boy hung off on me!
00:12:49I don't have time for this!
00:12:51Hail Sector's PD and Q instead!
00:12:53On the double!
00:12:54We need all the help you can get!
00:13:06Oh, Stickybeard, here's there's Blurvelberry ice cream in that vase!
00:13:11Who wants some, lads?
00:13:38Why are you?
00:13:39This is the first time that you run!
00:13:39You've got to hit him!
00:13:41I won't fight him!
00:13:51You're a little too late!
00:13:52I'll die!
00:13:54A drop!
00:13:55A-a-a-a-a-a!
00:13:56A drop!
00:13:59Good thing the super chair had clean undies on today, Mr. Wink.
00:14:04Most fortunate indeed, Mr. Finn.
00:14:07Now, childrens, prepare to fill the rat up.
00:14:10Come spank your rat!
00:14:19Hey, spankaholic!
00:14:20Time to teach you the Australian word for ouch!
00:14:25Ridiculousness!
00:14:26And those who fail to realize that the Australian word for ouch would still be ouch, will be...
00:14:31Is that a... kangaroo?
00:14:35Yaaaaaah!
00:14:36That's how you say ouch in Australian.
00:14:40Wahoo!
00:14:41Come back, you skinny boy!
00:14:42Grandma Stoppum isn't done feeding you yet!
00:14:47All right, bring on the next course!
00:14:51Such a steely appetite!
00:14:53Maybe you like better, Grandma Stoppum's Chef Surprise!
00:15:03Impossible!
00:15:05No one can eat that much refried platypus intestine!
00:15:09Platypus?
00:15:12No, this kitty's the most huggable!
00:15:15Oh, no, no, wait!
00:15:16This kitty's the most huggable!
00:15:19Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, wait!
00:15:21This is definitely the most...
00:15:23There's supposed to strike terror in your soul!
00:15:27Oh, okay!
00:15:30Ahhhh!
00:15:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:15:34No, this kitty's the most huggable!
00:15:36Ha ha!
00:15:37Ha ha!
00:15:46Looks like I finally get to try out my new move!
00:15:49Guaranteed to take out four enemies in one shot!
00:15:52Ah!
00:15:57Retreat!
00:16:00Hurry up!
00:16:03Let's go!
00:16:04Let's go!
00:16:04Let's go!
00:16:05Let's go!
00:16:05Back to the convention center!
00:16:09Aww!
00:16:11I wanted to try my new move.
00:16:13Yeah, that's right!
00:16:14Go back to your convention center!
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:17It's so cool to be finally saved by the illustrious Sector V!
00:16:21Ah!
00:16:22You know, I have all kinds of Sector V stuff.
00:16:25Number 5's Blurple Berry Supreme!
00:16:27Number 4's Report That Sick and the Were Poodle!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:31I've even got the original Rainbow Monkey underwear number one wore
00:16:34when the delightful children tried to blackmail him with a butt photo!
00:16:38What did I say about sneaking into my room and stealing my stuff, Matt?
00:16:42I've just got to get your autographs!
00:16:45I mean, I obviously have all your autographs already, but not in red!
00:16:50Be right back!
00:16:53Number 5 say we split before Fanboy finds a crayon.
00:16:57No, no, let's get out of here!
00:16:59We're out of here!
00:17:22We can't hold out much longer!
00:17:25That's okay!
00:17:26I don't need much time to whoop these pirates back to Candy Land!
00:17:35All I need is a situation report!
00:17:37What?
00:17:39Situation?
00:17:39Our situation is watching the moon maze get blasted to bed because you took your three cars
00:17:45get here!
00:17:46We're out of Candy Factory on overload!
00:17:48All depositioning chambers except for chamber three are destroyed!
00:17:51And the video game room is out of tokens!
00:17:54Do we still have pretzel-making capabilities?
00:17:58Yeah, but I don't see what difference battle-
00:18:01End transmission!
00:18:03It's time to put the irate back in pirate, people!
00:18:07On my mark number two!
00:18:09Engage!
00:18:14It's next door Scamper Supreme!
00:18:17Shabby Camper actually makes perfect emergency rescue shuttle obviously overwhelmingly providing really excellently massive extras!
00:18:31Tis me nougat-y nemesis' sector V!
00:18:35Hard to starboard!
00:18:38Unload more gumbles!
00:18:40Target lock acquired!
00:18:43Auto-destruct engaged!
00:18:45Ready to blow my nose!
00:18:48This'll take perfect aim and timing, old friend!
00:18:51You sure you could do it?
00:18:52Nope.
00:18:57Wait a minute!
00:18:59He's number one at aiming his ship to crash directly into...
00:19:04Me?
00:19:06All ships can merge on the sweet victory!
00:19:09And blast those lousy landlubbers out of the sky!
00:19:13Now!
00:19:26I've got the steps engaged!
00:19:29Stop em!
00:19:30Blast em!
00:19:34Blast em!
00:19:35Aw, Showerbales...
00:19:38Now!
00:19:45Now that idiot's heading for my blue face!
00:19:50Impact in three!
00:19:52W!
00:19:53Die!
00:19:54Number three!
00:19:55Blow your nose!
00:20:04There!
00:20:05I see it!
00:20:14The move!
00:20:14I see it!
00:20:15It's kinda bad!
00:20:15It's not a bad news!
00:20:18Out!
00:20:19Everybody out!
00:20:20Out of the strut!
00:20:24Final countdown!
00:20:2520!
00:20:2619!
00:20:2718!
00:20:2718!
00:20:2718!
00:20:2918!
00:20:2918!
00:20:2918!
00:20:30Salty old pirate!
00:20:38We're saved, me hearty!
00:20:41Break out the chocolate chips!
00:20:44Three, two, one!
00:20:47Bye-bye!
00:20:55I'm salty!
00:20:57Get it off!
00:20:59Get it off!
00:21:01I can't taste me hand!
00:21:04Three, three!
00:21:07No longer sweet!
00:21:12Man number one, I'm glad I'll never have to fight you.
00:21:17You're crazy.
00:21:22Nigel Uno, I have one thing to say to you.
00:21:25Are you out of your mind?
00:21:29What makes you think you can ignore a direct order?
00:21:32I had to save the museum.
00:21:33It contains all known artifacts of number zero.
00:21:36It was a diversion, Baldi!
00:21:39For the first time ever, some super villain managed to coordinate all our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously!
00:21:46As Supreme Commander, it is my job to decide what the villain's true objective is so we can counterattack as
00:21:54a team!
00:21:54You can't just decide what the battle priorities are by yourself!
00:21:59My team saved the museum and the moon base!
00:22:02Even if it was a diversion, the museum is always a priority!
00:22:06It's a shrine to number zero!
00:22:08It's an inspiration for kids worldwide!
00:22:10An inspiration for me!
00:22:16Beautiful!
00:22:17Ugh!
00:22:18That's the attitude I'm talking about!
00:22:21In the middle of a battle, we don't need dreamers who only care about made-up heroes like number zero!
00:22:26You're a brave kid, Nigel!
00:22:28But you only saved us by being reckless and lucky!
00:22:32Luck is like ice cream!
00:22:34It can't last forever!
00:22:35I was going to offer you the position of Global Tactical Officer, but I won't take a chance on a
00:22:41boy who flies off the handle before he listens!
00:22:44So, I'm giving the post to number 86!
00:22:47Yeah!
00:22:48In your face, boy!
00:22:51Yeah!
00:22:53Incoming message on priority emergency frequency!
00:22:56This is number 101!
00:22:59Do you read me?
00:23:01Hello?
00:23:03This is the new Global Tactical Officer number 86!
00:23:10What is the nature of your emergency?
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:13Number one and his team left before I could get their autographs!
00:23:16I mean, obviously I've already got their autographs!
00:23:20But not in red!
00:23:22That's your emergency!
00:23:24Well, yeah!
00:23:25I mean, autographs are so much more important than some missing re-commissioning module!
00:23:30Huh?
00:23:31I mean, I don't even know why a bad guy would bother stealing it!
00:23:35The thing's damaged beyond repair, right?
00:23:37Right!
00:23:38Beyond repair!
00:23:41Excuse us, number 86, but is there something you'd like to say?
00:23:45Fanny?
00:23:46Um, the module is operational!
00:23:50I used it to re-commission sector V after the incident with number 274!
00:23:55I mean, Chad turning traitor!
00:23:57I thought it would be safer if nobody knew!
00:24:00So, I sent it back to the museum!
00:24:02With a working re-commissioning module, a villain could restore the memories of any form of kids-next-door operatives!
00:24:10Even if they're adults!
00:24:12Adults who would know all our secrets!
00:24:15Then the moon base attack was a diversion!
00:24:18And who's ever planning this is...
00:24:20The convention center!
00:24:22No, wait, number one!
00:24:24It's too dangerous!
00:24:27No, wait, number one!
00:24:32It's too dangerous!
00:24:35What's so wrong about coming up with a plan?
00:24:48My fellow adults!
00:24:50Thank you all for joining me today!
00:24:53First off, I'd like to thank Grandma Stuffum for not providing the catering at the Supervillains Convention!
00:25:01And I want to thank each and every villainous one of you for today's attacks on the hated kids-next
00:25:09-door!
00:25:10Seriously, guys, good hustle out there!
00:25:14Father!
00:25:16I should've known!
00:25:18Today I shall release upon those brats the world's most ultimate evil!
00:25:24What, you ask, can be more evil than me?
00:25:28Father!
00:25:29Oh!
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:30Me!
00:25:31Me-me-me!
00:25:32Pick me!
00:25:32Is it someone who won't flush after he uses the toilet?
00:25:36Ha!
00:25:36Don't be so very ridiculous, Toilinator!
00:25:39It is shoddy glove manufacturers!
00:25:42Maybe it's dogs!
00:25:43Dogs are evil!
00:25:46Ah!
00:25:46Table TV executives, ah!
00:25:48Okay, first off, that was a rhetorical question, and...
00:25:51Okay!
00:25:52Everybody, if you...
00:25:53I would like to see the doctor's office!
00:25:56Shut up!
00:25:59You're all wrong!
00:26:02You're all wrong!
00:26:02The one evil that is greater than I...
00:26:05Is...
00:26:08Grandfather!
00:26:10What?
00:26:12Is it time for wee-wees already?
00:26:16The guy who doesn't flush is scarier than this geezer!
00:26:20That's because I haven't used the kids next door recommissioning module on him yet!
00:26:25This man, this haunchified, liver-spotted creature with hair growing out of his ears, was once the supreme power in
00:26:35the world!
00:26:36Until he was defeated by a misguided boy in his stupid book!
00:26:42A boy who wiped grandfather's memories clean, and evaporated his powers before my eyes!
00:26:50But now I, his son, will restore his evil abilities, and together, we shall return the world's snotty brats to
00:27:01their rightful place!
00:27:04Not while Nigel Uno is around!
00:27:07Number one!
00:27:08Don't do it!
00:27:10It's my forefather got his hands on the module, so it's my job to stop him!
00:27:15Wait!
00:27:15And furthermore...
00:27:18Oh look!
00:27:19It's number one!
00:27:22Right on schedule!
00:27:25Actually, the schedule says we've got a coffee break after your announcements!
00:27:29The only one taking a break today is little Nige from playing treehouse with my widowed sister!
00:27:37I'll show her who...
00:27:40Long time no see, Kay and dorks!
00:27:43Shit!
00:27:44What are you doing here, traitor?
00:27:47Just playing on the winning team!
00:27:49Poor, predictable Nigel Uno!
00:27:53I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't operational!
00:27:58What?!
00:27:59Oh, didn't you hear?
00:28:02The recommissioning device is useless without an active kid-next-door operative's genetic material inside it!
00:28:09And it looks like I couldn't have picked a better operative!
00:28:15You have handed me the utter destruction of the kids next door!
00:28:21How much sweeter the victory knowing it's all your fault!
00:28:28So, shall we begin?
00:28:37What?!
00:28:40Whoa!
00:29:02Thank you, son.
00:29:05Thank you for reawakening the pure evil
00:29:08that lay torment within me
00:29:10for these many years.
00:29:12My pleasure.
00:29:15Dad?
00:29:16And now...
00:29:18Get out of my sight!
00:29:20Um, excuse me?
00:29:23You've only reawakened me
00:29:25because you can't destroy
00:29:27those irksome kids next door
00:29:29by yourself!
00:29:30But...
00:29:31Why do I even bother?
00:29:34I always liked his older brother more anyway.
00:29:37Even if he did destroy my powers.
00:29:40Kids!
00:29:41What can you do?
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Are you still here?
00:29:45Beat it!
00:29:47I've got business with real villains!
00:29:50No!
00:29:51No!
00:29:53Chum old recommissioning module.
00:29:55I had to put my finger
00:29:58up number one's nose
00:29:59for this poop ball!
00:30:00My fellow villains!
00:30:04Revengefully,
00:30:05I make this solemn pledge!
00:30:08This time,
00:30:09I will not
00:30:11let a child
00:30:12get the better of me!
00:30:14Never again
00:30:15shall youngsters
00:30:16interrupt my tranquility
00:30:18with their running around
00:30:20and their loud music
00:30:22and their...
00:30:23Can I have a nickel?
00:30:25I want a nickel!
00:30:26No!
00:30:27For this time,
00:30:29I shall transform
00:30:30each and every
00:30:32snot-nosed brat
00:30:33on this planet
00:30:34into ancient,
00:30:36ageified,
00:30:37senior city zombies
00:30:38before I force them
00:30:40to produce bowl
00:30:41after bowl
00:30:42of sweet,
00:30:43delicious
00:30:44tapioca
00:30:45for me!
00:30:47Now that is
00:30:49what I've been talking about!
00:30:50Except the tapioca part!
00:30:52That's kind of weird!
00:30:53And to ensure
00:30:55my total tranquility,
00:30:57I shall ageify
00:30:59everyone
00:31:00who has
00:31:01ever
00:31:02been a kid!
00:31:04Genius!
00:31:06Sir,
00:31:06wait a second!
00:31:07I used to be a kid!
00:31:09Me too!
00:31:10We've been double-trot!
00:31:12How absurd!
00:31:17Uh,
00:31:18may I be excused?
00:31:20I've, uh,
00:31:20got some quiche in the oven!
00:31:22I've got to-
00:31:22Whoa!
00:31:33Is,
00:31:34is he?
00:31:42Sorry.
00:31:43It's my lumbago.
00:31:45Ew!
00:31:46I thought the toilanator
00:31:48was soggy looking
00:31:49before!
00:31:54Run, fire!
00:31:56No!
00:32:03Please!
00:32:05This isn't what was supposed to happen!
00:32:07Panic. No need to panic.
00:32:08No need to panic!
00:32:22They're getting all wrinkly-fied and stuff!
00:32:24I'm out of here!
00:32:28Gotta help number one!
00:32:30Hey, creep!
00:32:31How's about a little family reunion?
00:32:36Hey, what are you...
00:32:40Come on! Come on!
00:32:41We gotta get out of here!
00:32:43This is all my fault.
00:32:45I shouldn't have come.
00:32:47That's no way to talk!
00:32:49We need you!
00:32:50For what?
00:32:52To get us in more trouble?
00:33:04Hey!
00:33:05It's me!
00:33:09Guys!
00:33:10I'm hungry!
00:33:12You get back to the moon base!
00:33:13Now!
00:33:15We can't leave you!
00:33:17No!
00:33:17Yeah!
00:33:18You can't!
00:33:20Before it's too long!
00:33:24No!
00:33:26No!
00:33:28No!
00:33:29No!
00:33:29No!
00:33:30No!
00:33:38No!
00:33:38No!
00:34:05No, no!
00:34:08What? We got a bingo game booked in five minutes.
00:34:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:12Full black noise!
00:34:15Bingo! I got bingo!
00:34:19Bingo!
00:34:22I'm... I'm no number zero.
00:34:25I'm just a zero.
00:34:47I'm just a zero.
00:35:21I'm just a zero.
00:35:41I'm just a zero.
00:35:58Two-thirds of our treehouse spaces have been transformed into tapioca factories in the last hour alone.
00:36:04At this rate...
00:36:05We'll lose another 42 thirds within 11 minutes, leaving only $1.07 operatives left in 68 quarters of the world.
00:36:13Maybe I can recalibrate our age-defying birthday suits to counter grandfather's age-based powers.
00:36:20What kind of equipment would you need, number two?
00:36:23I've got an age-atonic frequency modulator bar back at the treehouse.
00:36:27Are you nuts?
00:36:29Are you nuts?
00:36:56Number 86, order all operatives from the Arctic training base to form a perimeter around sector V. Maybe they can
00:37:03buy us some time.
00:37:04We don't need time.
00:37:06We need a hero.
00:37:08Some hero I am.
00:37:10I've ruined everything.
00:37:13I don't deserve to wear these glasses.
00:37:19Huh?
00:37:20The re-commissioning module.
00:37:23Its power source is number zero's booker.
00:37:26You have his DNA.
00:37:29You can track down the greatest hero the kids next door have ever known and re-commission him.
00:37:34You can save the world!
00:37:41What are you doing, Matt?
00:37:43Um, well, I never got your autograph in red.
00:37:47Geez, you are such a fanboy.
00:37:50There!
00:37:51Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with a hero.
00:37:56Don't forget the can DNA tracker!
00:37:58Um, you're right then.
00:38:00Wish me luck!
00:38:04Wow!
00:38:05Finally!
00:38:06I've got number one's autograph in-
00:38:08Hey!
00:38:09You're not George Washington!
00:38:11No!
00:38:12I hate when you guys do stuff like that!
00:38:14It ruins the whole autograph book!
00:38:17I mean, seriously-
00:38:33It's awful quiet in here.
00:38:35Yeah!
00:38:36Three quiet.
00:38:38Three quiet?
00:38:39What the crud is that supposed to mean?
00:38:41It's one more than two quiet!
00:38:44Ugh, I had to ask.
00:38:46Just climb the ladder.
00:39:08Oh, man!
00:39:10My mom made this cape special!
00:39:12Why are you sneaking around here, Tommy?
00:39:15Stop!
00:39:16I'm saving the day!
00:39:18I figured with the kids next door turned into senior city zombies and all, my brother
00:39:23Hoagie and you guys might need some help!
00:39:25For the county of the hero cloaked in a cloak of terry cloth!
00:39:29Tonight!
00:39:30Who owns the night?
00:39:32Ugh!
00:39:32What's your plan?
00:39:34Boorify all the bad guys to death?
00:39:37Ha ha!
00:39:38That was so funny, I forgot to laugh!
00:39:43Well, why wouldn't you laugh now?
00:39:47I mean, if you've forgotten all-
00:39:50You were saying?
00:39:51I can help!
00:39:52I can do battle with super bad guy type villains like-
00:39:58Like that totally old, wrinkly, gross toilet-nator behind me!
00:40:02I can battle with him while you guys do your mission!
00:40:05That way, I'll...
00:40:07Help...
00:40:08Save...
00:40:09The...
00:40:09Oh, boy.
00:40:36We should, uh, get number two stuff and get out of here!
00:40:40It should be right over!
00:40:43Oh, great!
00:40:44He never told us what his cruddy agentonic thing looks like!
00:40:48Oh, I wish number five was here!
00:40:53Oh, I'm here, alright!
00:40:56Number five?
00:40:58You...
00:40:59You better start using some moisturizer or something!
00:41:03Here!
00:41:03Try my rainbow monkey sound skin!
00:41:06Oh!
00:41:06Listen, number five, I don't wanna fight you!
00:41:08Of course you don't!
00:41:10Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest, most chicken big mouth squirt on the entire team!
00:41:18Okay!
00:41:19Now I wanna fight ya!
00:41:23Oh!
00:41:25Run!
00:41:25Run even!
00:41:26Run!
00:41:28Run!
00:41:31Run!
00:41:33Run!
00:41:34All right!
00:41:35Jakey!
00:41:38Helpsters!
00:41:40What?!
00:41:43Oh, my God!
00:41:46Oh, my God!
00:41:49Oh, my God!
00:41:49Oh, my God!
00:41:49Come on!
00:41:51Oh, my God!
00:41:52Oh, my God!
00:41:56Oh, my God!
00:42:02Come on, Cookie!
00:42:06Cookie, I'm scared.
00:42:10I don't know what to do next.
00:42:13Kiss me.
00:42:14Kiss you? No way!
00:42:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no way, uh-uh,
00:42:21ain't gonna hurt.
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:24Pack her up!
00:42:34The signal's getting stronger.
00:42:36Number zero's got to be close by.
00:42:39Right.
00:42:40Behind.
00:42:41This.
00:42:42Door.
00:42:44But...
00:42:45This is my house!
00:42:47Son!
00:42:49What are you doing home so soon?
00:42:51I thought you'd be playing with your kids next hood, or whatever it is.
00:42:55Er...
00:42:55What is it, you children's name?
00:42:57Well...
00:42:58Has to be a malfunction.
00:43:00Um, Dad, is there anyone else in the house?
00:43:03You know, anyone cool and heroic and stuff?
00:43:07Oh, no, no.
00:43:08No, your mother's getting all gutted up at the beauty parlor.
00:43:11So it's just you and me, old bean?
00:43:14Er...
00:43:14Dad?
00:43:15Does the phrase, number zero, mean anything to you?
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:20I know!
00:43:21This is some sort of word game, isn't it?
00:43:23Don't tell me, don't tell me!
00:43:26I give up!
00:43:27Maybe he knows!
00:43:33Whoa!
00:43:35Now...
00:43:36I say, Nigel, you know that is terribly blight.
00:43:40That man is a guest.
00:43:43Oh...
00:43:45I'll flush you for that!
00:43:50Er...
00:43:51Listen, Dad, that guy, he just...
00:43:53um, he came over to play tag.
00:43:55And whatever you do, we can dress and tag you, okay?
00:43:59Well, jolly good. I love these quality time activities.
00:44:13Come back here, Nigel Uno!
00:44:21Oh, hello. Jolly fun game, what?
00:44:24Here it is.
00:44:26Kids next door, back doom.
00:44:29Very airy cannon delivers oscillating oomph massively.
00:44:33Come on, Dad!
00:44:40Joaquin?
00:44:41Out of my way, you hundred-year-old hamster!
00:44:46Ah, hamsters!
00:44:49And now, hunter for Tommy!
00:44:54Sorry about that.
00:44:56I went from seven to 65 in a few seconds.
00:44:59Looks like it's time to clean house!
00:45:07Hey!
00:45:07Hey! Don't break that thing as soon as possible!
00:45:12This kid's to the win. Is that a new vacuum?
00:45:15Oh, my. Your mother would be absolutely thrilled.
00:45:20Oh, here's where I go, Dad. Run!
00:45:25Nigel, can I just see mice back there?
00:45:30No, Dad. Just keep running.
00:45:38Yes!
00:45:40Well, I'll be.
00:45:42You clean your room, Nigel.
00:45:44Yeah, Dad. First time for everything.
00:45:46Let's go!
00:45:47Hang on!
00:45:48Escape bar activated.
00:45:50Yes!
00:45:50We're gonna make it out of here.
00:45:52Malfunction. Malfunction.
00:45:54Is it all malfunctioning?
00:46:01Hey, Old Bean.
00:46:02What should we play next?
00:46:07I did see a mouse back there.
00:46:09They're hamsters, Dad.
00:46:11And they're not playing.
00:46:13All right, then.
00:46:14How about a little crossword puzzle?
00:46:16Dad! Will you just shout out so I can figure out how to save your life?
00:46:22What's the matter with you?
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:27I'm sorry.
00:46:28I only wanted to have some fun with you, son.
00:46:35I'm sorry, Dad.
00:46:37I didn't mean to yell at you like that.
00:46:39It's just that we're...
00:46:40Dad?
00:46:41Dad?
00:46:42Dad?
00:47:04I need to lock up!
00:47:08Dad?
00:47:10Dad?
00:47:10Dad?
00:47:11Dad?
00:47:11Dad?
00:47:11Do you read me?
00:47:13Did you find the age-atonic frequency modulator above?
00:47:17We found something even better!
00:47:20Each and every!
00:47:24Wow! End transmission, please!
00:47:28Number two, you're going to have to remodulate those birthday suits
00:47:32without your age-atonic thing, but that's un-possible!
00:47:38Number 60 reporting for duty!
00:47:45Oops, I wet him.
00:47:47Make it work!
00:47:48Fanny, you guard number two!
00:47:50But what about you, son?
00:47:52I'm going to throw number 60 a retirement party!
00:48:11Hold on!
00:48:13Hold on!
00:48:17Oh, no!
00:48:20Get off of me!
00:48:25Let me go!
00:48:38Where...
00:48:38Where am I?
00:48:40Huh?
00:48:43I...
00:48:44I don't believe it!
00:48:46I've run like eleventy billion scans on this tree
00:48:49and never found even a hint of this place!
00:48:51Oh, there you are, nice little old bean!
00:48:53Looks like our house has an extra walk-in closet, eh?
00:48:57Uh...
00:48:58Yeah...
00:48:58Dad?
00:48:59Could I ask you a favor?
00:49:01Now, son,
00:49:03I've already given you this week's allowance,
00:49:05but if you really need...
00:49:06Uh...
00:49:06No, it's not that.
00:49:08I'm going to try something called
00:49:10re-commissioning on you.
00:49:11If it works,
00:49:13you're going to help me save the world!
00:49:15Oh, well, that...
00:49:16Hmm...
00:49:17If it wouldn't make you happy, son,
00:49:19let's give it a try!
00:49:25No!
00:49:28Oh, God!
00:49:30Oh, God!
00:49:31Oh, God!
00:49:40Oh, God!
00:49:42Oh, God!
00:49:45Oh, God!
00:49:47You're so happy!
00:49:51Dad?
00:49:52Daddy, you are number zero.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it.
00:49:56Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone.
00:49:57They'll be like, you're the coolest number one.
00:49:59I'll be like, yeah, I am, aren't I?
00:50:01And we can go on missions together and battle even adults.
00:50:04Oh, my own dad is really number zero.
00:50:07Of course I'm number zero, Nigel.
00:50:10Where do you think you got all of your skills?
00:50:16So, what's the situation, son?
00:50:18Probably pretty dire if you've recommissioned my memories
00:50:21and located the original, ultra, top-secret treasure chamber of coolness.
00:50:25This is the treehouse of coolness?
00:50:27Home to the one and only book of K&D.
00:50:36Have a look for yourself.
00:50:38Wow, this is the coolest, most amazing thing in the world to happen to me ever.
00:50:43Still got some room on my page and yours is empty.
00:50:46Hey, let's make sure we fill them with real crackerjack stories, eh, what?
00:50:52Sure, da-
00:50:52I mean, number zero.
00:50:56Right, then.
00:50:57Situation report, number one.
00:50:58Our arch-enemy father had the kids-next-door recommissioning module you built stolen
00:51:01and used it on a totally powerful guy called Grandfather
00:51:03who's transforming everyone into really old and evil senior citizen zombies, sir.
00:51:06Hmm.
00:51:07Looks grim.
00:51:09Excellent.
00:51:10But we will need some help to whoop this.
00:51:13Help?
00:51:14But you're number zero.
00:51:15You don't need help.
00:51:17I say, you don't think I defeated Grandfather over myself, do you?
00:51:22I'm only as good as my team.
00:51:24Oh, then we're doomed.
00:51:26Almost every operative on the planet has been senior citizen zombified.
00:51:29Who said anything about getting help from the kids next door?
00:51:36Hurry up with that device, will ya?
00:51:39Hey, this wouldn't be easy even if I had the right tools.
00:51:42Typical boy.
00:51:44Always an excuse for everything.
00:51:46You're no picnic yourself, number 86.
00:51:49You really need to lighten up.
00:51:50Try yoga or something.
00:51:52Hold it.
00:51:53Hot.
00:51:53Oh, I think I...
00:51:55Yeah!
00:51:56I've got it!
00:51:58Well, sort of.
00:51:59Now to get to work on the others.
00:52:01Well, it's about time for your destruction!
00:52:07Yahoo!
00:52:09Yahoo!
00:52:11Yahoo!
00:52:11You're about to become an old, it's one of your jokes!
00:52:15Not bad, number 86, but I would have said talk to the hand, but talk loudly, cause it's an old
00:52:22hand.
00:52:22Now, now wait, wait, that's not very funny.
00:52:24Okay, okay, wait, wait.
00:52:25How's it...
00:52:27I'm too young to be...
00:52:34The kids next door is destroyed!
00:52:37The moon base is yours, Grandfather.
00:52:45Now is not the time to celebrate, but you defeated those bratty kids next door!
00:52:52The world's villains are under your control!
00:52:56And you have all the tapioca you can eat!
00:52:59Yes, yes, but now I must ensure that my rule is permanent!
00:53:04By destroying that infernal book of K&D!
00:53:08Because when kids read it, they discover the only thing more powerful than me.
00:53:14A really big guy who can punch super hard?
00:53:18An army of robot gorillas that bite?
00:53:20Um, pie?
00:53:22No, you fools!
00:53:25Hope.
00:53:26When my son discovered that book, he became filled with a kind of hope that only snot-nosed kids are
00:53:34stupid enough to believe in!
00:53:35That is why this time, I shall personally destroy every trace of the book of K&D!
00:53:42And anyone that stands in my way!
00:53:53Come on!
00:54:00Oh, happy day!
00:54:02It's you!
00:54:04Well, come on in, I guess.
00:54:07Are you crazy, Dad?
00:54:09I know you've been away and all, but that's our worst enemy!
00:54:12Try listening to what's going on, number one.
00:54:15You might just learn something.
00:54:19Excuse the mess.
00:54:21Like I give a doo-doo anymore.
00:54:23Why don't you take off that ridiculous outfit?
00:54:26What, this?
00:54:27It matches my eyes!
00:54:29Not that!
00:54:31This!
00:54:37Say, Uncle-son.
00:54:39But we haven't lost yet.
00:54:41And you're supposed to be the smart one.
00:54:43I'm your dad's brother, Benedict.
00:54:46Your uncle!
00:54:49My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-yeah, you know the one who wouldn't join him after he
00:54:56found the book of K&D?
00:54:58Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada.
00:55:00But if you're my uncle, then that makes Grandfather my Grandfather!
00:55:05What are you, president of the Obvious Club or something?
00:55:09That's enough!
00:55:10All right, Ben.
00:55:11You know what it's like when Pappy controls the world?
00:55:14This is a second chance.
00:55:16Your chance to do the right thing!
00:55:19I've got a plan.
00:55:20But we need the help of you and your so-called children.
00:55:24How about helping our kids?
00:55:27Guys!
00:55:33We have to help them!
00:55:36But, Father, that's our arch-enemy, Nigel Uno!
00:55:39Silence!
00:55:40It's my fault for reawakening Grandfather!
00:55:44Fine, he's evil, which I admire.
00:55:46But he's also a jerk!
00:55:48I thought he'd at least share control of the world with me.
00:55:52But no!
00:55:55If he succeeds, I'll be nothing!
00:55:58Which means you'll be nothing!
00:56:01Now I think you like being feared by your peers, right?
00:56:05Yes, Father.
00:56:07Good, then we help Uncle Monty.
00:56:09Yes, Father.
00:56:11Right after we blast these K&D!
00:56:15Huh?
00:56:16Blast this!
00:56:31The members of Sector Z?
00:56:35The missing members of Sector Z!
00:56:37The delightful children from down the lane are the missing kids next door members of Sector Z!
00:56:41The delightful children from down the lane are the missing kids next door members of Sector Z!
00:56:46How did you know?
00:56:48Come on, Ben!
00:56:49Five kids with that kind of tactical genius and strategy?
00:56:53Had to be ex-kids next door that you delightful-ized until something went terribly wrong!
00:56:58You mean something went terribly right!
00:57:00My first delightful-ization chamber blew a fuse, increasing its power, eleven-ty billion-fold!
00:57:08I lost the machine, but gained five perfect delightful children!
00:57:14But we thought the effects were permanent!
00:57:16They are!
00:57:18They are!
00:57:19I have no idea how long this transformation will last!
00:57:22You could revert back at any time.
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:28So let's use the time we have!
00:57:30I want to do something good before I have to wear those dorky outfits again!
00:57:34What's the plan?
00:57:36What's the plan?
00:57:36Grandfather's coming here!
00:57:38How do you know?
00:57:39He wants the book of K and D!
00:57:41So hide it again!
00:57:42That worked last time!
00:57:44That's because he didn't know it existed!
00:57:46But now he won't quit until he's sure he's eliminated the book!
00:57:50But there's no way on earth we can stop him!
00:57:53You're right!
00:57:54Not on earth!
00:58:15That book is close!
00:58:18I can smell it!
00:58:29Typical Bennett!
00:58:31Running whenever there's trouble!
00:58:33I don't know, Monty!
00:58:35Maybe I should've been on that ship!
00:58:38Pappy's gonna be awfully sore!
00:58:40Nonsense, Ben!
00:58:41We can do this together!
00:58:43Like we should've done all those years ago!
00:58:59Ha ha ha!
00:59:01Well, well, well!
00:59:03If it isn't my two boys!
00:59:05It's good to see you!
00:59:09One of you, anyway!
00:59:12Oh, Pappy! That's not fair!
00:59:16Ha! Whoever accused me of being fair?
00:59:20Oh, Monty, if you had only been more evil, you could have been nasty or even mildly unpleasant.
00:59:28What about me? I'm in this family, too, and I'm pretty evil.
00:59:33I reek of evil! I leave evil!
00:59:36Why don't you give it a RECK?!
00:59:41Oh, Monty! I'm only thinking of our heritage...
00:59:45...you...
00:59:47...back...
00:59:49Now you've made me a...
00:59:54...berry...
00:59:54...berry...
00:59:56...berry!
00:59:58Yeah, I don't get it.
01:00:00You can wrestle with Pappy yourself, Monty.
01:00:02I'm going to get some rocky...
01:00:04...man!
01:00:07I'm getting tired of all this resistance, son!
01:00:11Why don't you behave for once in your life?
01:00:13Now, go fetch your Pappy that book!
01:00:18I am not moving from this spot!
01:00:24You know what I did wrong last time?
01:00:27I gave you a choice between going to your room or being punished!
01:00:32I won't give you that choice...
01:00:35...again!
01:00:42All right, with Sector Z holding off the same sitter zombies, that'll leave me with just enough time to...
01:00:48Welcome, number one!
01:00:51...as in one sorry son of a gun!
01:00:54Now that we're about to transform you into one of us!
01:00:59Even as I've seen a sitter zombie, his lines still stay!
01:01:04Enough talk!
01:01:05Let's destroy a night in!
01:01:07Ugh!
01:01:09I wanted to try my new move to take out four enemies at once, but...
01:01:13...not on you guys!
01:01:14Ha!
01:01:15Ha!
01:01:18Ha!
01:01:20Ha!
01:01:20Ha!
01:01:20Ha!
01:01:21Ha!
01:01:22Ha!
01:01:22Ha!
01:01:22Ha!
01:01:24Ha!
01:01:28Ha!
01:01:28Ha!
01:01:28Ha!
01:01:30Ha!
01:01:31Ha!
01:01:32Ha!
01:01:32Ha!
01:01:33Ha!
01:01:34Ha!
01:01:35Ha!
01:01:40Ha!
01:01:46Ha!
01:01:52Ah!
01:01:54Ah!
01:01:55Ah!
01:01:57Ah!
01:01:58Ah!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:02Ah!
01:02:03Ah!
01:02:03You've been my best friend since games are done!
01:02:06Ah!
01:02:07Ah!
01:02:07Get over it!
01:02:11Ah!
01:02:12How about I get under it?
01:02:14Ah!
01:02:16Ah!
01:02:17Ah!
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:20Ah!
01:02:20It's...
01:02:21It's no good!
01:02:22I...
01:02:23I can't fight all of you alone!
01:02:25I've always had a team to back me up!
01:02:28Well then!
01:02:28It's a good thing we're on your team now, huh?
01:02:32Now!
01:02:40This is gonna be...
01:02:42delightful!
01:02:45Rawr!
01:02:51Rawr!
01:02:53Raaaaa!
01:02:54Rawr!
01:02:58Rawr!
01:03:00Rawr!
01:03:00Rawr!
01:03:01Rawr!
01:03:01Rawr!
01:03:02Rawr!
01:03:03Gotta get this shell on the road!
01:03:04Targeting initialized. Input 5,000-digit coordinate code now.
01:03:36Just a little more.
01:03:40Hey! Tapioca dush!
01:03:45Catch!
01:03:46Oh, my liver spot!
01:03:53Thanks, David. I don't know what I'd do without you guys.
01:03:56Well, you might want to figure that out!
01:03:59Because we're transforming back!
01:04:01What?
01:04:04Oh!
01:04:06Oh, wow!
01:04:07I can't get that door!
01:04:09Please!
01:04:12No!
01:04:20Yeah!
01:04:24Malfunction. Malfunction.
01:04:32Your resistance is impressive, but pointless.
01:04:37You cannot withstand my senior city zombification forever!
01:04:42Even you, my son, are zero compared to me!
01:04:47That may be, but my son is number one!
01:04:58Next stop, way down the lane!
01:05:09Goodbye, Sector Z. I'll miss you.
01:05:13Pfft. A lot more than I'll miss your delightful side, that's for sure.
01:05:17Targeting system destroyed. Targeting system destroyed. Targeting system destroyed.
01:05:22Looks like I gotta do it the hard way!
01:05:24Manual targeting system activated.
01:05:28Oh, no! I can't work all of these bikes alone!
01:05:33Then again, maybe I don't have to!
01:05:42Must. Resist!
01:05:45Must. Resist!
01:05:46Must. Remain. Right. Here!
01:05:51Kids next door!
01:05:53Battle Station!
01:05:58Nice work on the birthday suits number two, even if they haven't completely changed you back yet.
01:06:03Just doing my part for the team!
01:06:05This next part will take perfect aim and timing, old friend.
01:06:09Sure you can do it?
01:06:10Mmm, nope.
01:06:13Ow!
01:06:14Sorry! The lower half of my body is still evil.
01:06:18Just steer the moon already!
01:06:23Target coming into the bank!
01:06:26I need more power if we're gonna fire this thing!
01:06:29Pour it on!
01:06:35Hey! Number five!
01:06:37So what kind of missiles are we firing at the Earth?
01:06:41There aren't any missiles left, number four!
01:06:45Steady...
01:06:47Steady...
01:06:48No missiles?
01:06:49Then what the crowd are we firing?
01:06:52Us!
01:06:52What?
01:06:53You're going to get...
01:06:55And...
01:06:55Fire now!
01:07:05Docker, crypto, video...
01:07:07stepping onto your underwear!
01:07:12Ah mujeres!
01:07:14How!
01:07:15Can you resist me?
01:07:17For so long!
01:07:21Sample, dabb'd!
01:07:23That book you're looking for?
01:07:25Oh, it's in my back bucket!
01:07:28You have the book?
01:07:31Give it to me!
01:07:36At last, my victory is complete!
01:07:43With the destruction of the book,
01:07:46I will rule the Earth unchallenged!
01:07:49And nothing will ever stop me ever again!
01:07:53Not even...
01:07:56A gigantic flaming moon, then?
01:08:20I hate everyone.
01:08:24Great job, team!
01:08:26Wow!
01:08:27Enough with the kicking already!
01:08:51Monty!
01:08:52Monty, Monty, Monty!
01:08:54Did you honestly believe that a mere 39 gazillion tons of red-hot metal and duct tape would crush me?
01:09:03Wasn't trying to crush you, Pappy!
01:09:06I just wanted to see what would happen when you put an adult into a decommissioning chamber!
01:09:11Huh?
01:09:12Now, Nigel!
01:09:14You're out of my will, you brat!
01:09:17When Lincoln's gone is right?!
01:09:18Ha!
01:09:31Is this the cafeteria?
01:09:35It's Mushy Bean Night, you know.
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:38Hello, puppy!
01:09:40I didn't know you were coming for a visit.
01:09:42I wish I would've had a chance to tidy up.
01:10:15You were right.
01:10:18If you'd listened to me, we'd all be making tapioca right now.
01:10:22You believed in Number Zero and saved not only the kids next door, but the world.
01:10:26Not to mention you found out Number Zero is totally your dad!
01:10:30I know, right?
01:10:32But you know what?
01:10:34It was you that was right.
01:10:36I put myself before the team.
01:10:38And I couldn't have saved the world without them.
01:10:41I can make it up to you by giving you Number 86's promotion.
01:10:45Let her keep it.
01:10:46I'd rather be with my friends in Sector V anyway.
01:10:50I understand.
01:10:51Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got one last teammate to find.
01:10:57Okay, Number Zero.
01:10:59Let's recommission you again!
01:11:01No!
01:11:03Not now!
01:11:04You can't break now!
01:11:07Hello, son.
01:11:08Dad?
01:11:09If you're watching this, then we've won.
01:11:13Congratulations!
01:11:14You're probably wondering why the recommissioning module is broken.
01:11:19Well, I broke it.
01:11:21I had a hunch you might want to use it to get Number Zero back.
01:11:26Well...
01:11:28Look, I would love to have tons more adventures with the super cool Number One and his team.
01:11:34But I'm just not a kid anymore.
01:11:38I'm an adult.
01:11:39And I need to complete the most important mission of my life.
01:11:44Being a good father to my son.
01:11:46So, you're the keeper of the book now, Nigel.
01:11:50That's right.
01:11:50Keep a stiff upper lip and make sure everyone gets to write their own crackerjack story.
01:12:07I say, what's going on around here, old bean?
01:12:11You kids building one of your two-four techno-bob thingies?
01:12:15No, Dad.
01:12:17I was just playing with an old friend.
01:12:31There is a story some kids tell of not so long ago, when the world was almost ruled by an
01:12:37evil adult.
01:12:38A story about a boy, his dad, a book, and a tree.
01:12:43It's the true story of how I found the book of P&D and what I wrote in it.
01:12:49Five words only.
01:12:51We are Kids Next Door.
01:13:06We are Kids Next Door.
01:13:37See you next time.
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