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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 05: Trippin’ the Abyss
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00:16You
00:16You're shooting at three billion dollars somebody's piloting that thing from mission control
00:24Move your asses take them down
00:27Hey, Luke Emma, there's a squad of space mates headed our way very armed and very angry
00:33Hang on Barry your ride is about to get a lot smoother leaving the atmosphere in a matter of seconds
00:51Oh sweet here comes the big guy
01:16Oh
01:17God everything called a lot, buddy
01:24I
01:25Think I'm out of the atmosphere so you're all right
01:34I'm better than all right
01:37I'm
01:38I'm home of the fluffing solo
02:02I
02:03I
02:08Know
02:10What if this all goes sideways and they think we sent a satellite into the power plant?
02:14Oh, maybe it was a bad idea
02:16I can't believe that Greta might outsmart us again
02:19Okay, mute your comms
02:23What's the privacy all about?
02:24You do want to stop Greta right?
02:26That's a ridiculous question
02:27What's ridiculous is you breaking up with mom at the same time that you're trying to assure me that that
02:31Greta is good at heart and you can
02:33Be talking about how brilliant she is
02:34Don't you realize someone that brilliant could be manipulating you without you knowing it?
02:38The only one that I think is getting manipulated here is you
02:41Because I'm not dating Greta
02:43Okay, I went on a date with chips to find you didn't mean anything
02:47Does chips know that?
02:49I've listened to the lie detector test and I saw your plush
02:52You're insane
02:53Look, I know that chips
02:55Is handsome and he has his accent
02:57And that's a very very good combination to have
03:00Believe me, I know it firsthand
03:02Greta has an accent
03:03Is that enough to do it for you?
03:05Let me guess
03:05Did chips open up on your date so there's a better understanding?
03:09Because both of you kind of grew up with a very famous spy father?
03:12Because that's what I would have done
03:14Look sweetheart
03:15All I'm trying to do is just be helpful
03:17No sweetheart, I'm trying to help you
03:21Surrender or we will not hesitate to use deadly force
03:24Barry, G.I. Joe is getting pissed
03:26Where are we with the satellite?
03:27I'm within Bluetooth distance but the satellite isn't linking
03:33Oh man
03:33Looks like a bullet penetrated the external hardware on takeoff
03:36What do we do now?
03:37We need to pivot to plan B
03:39If you can't connect with the satellite digitally
03:41You'll have to connect with it physically
03:42What?
03:43There's no way you're going to bump me into the satellite
03:44Like I'm some kind of spaceship shuffleboard
03:46It'll be more like bumper cars
03:48Not better
03:48Strap in dude
03:49I need to do some recalculations
03:51Here
03:51Mr. Sulu you have the con
03:54Oh my
03:55I don't like plan B
03:56Who does plan C?
03:58Barry, you have nothing to worry about my friend
03:59You're in the hands of the king of Rudy's Pizza
04:02Brace yourself
04:11Nothing happened
04:12Well this is broken
04:13I thought you had this Pizza King
04:14No, the drone won't respond
04:16It must have anti-collision software to stop it from smashing the space junk
04:20We need a manual override
04:22Barry's going to have to pilot that thing
04:23Okay, Bear
04:24I got good news for you, pal
04:25You are about to live your wettest of dreams
04:27And fly a spaceship
04:29What's the bad news?
04:30There is no bad news
04:32Can you just hang on while we pull up the schematics?
04:36There is an assload of bad news
04:38First of all, that drone wasn't supposed to go anywhere today
04:41We sent him up there with barely enough fuel to get back home
04:43If he misses the satellite
04:45Not only will it level the power plant in a fiery nuclear crapgasm
04:50Barry will shoot past it out into space
04:53By the time he tries to pull a U-turn, his gas tank will be on E
04:56He'll drift off into the galaxy until he's frozen and useless forever
05:00Just like my Aunt Karen's eggs
05:02I can't hear you
05:04I always forget to hit mute
05:05Uncle Barry, your heart
05:07You have to stay calm, please
05:09Okay, I'm gonna call Dr. Pfeffer
05:12Oh, 7th floor
05:13Did someone get in touch with Dr. P for Barry?
05:16I got to take this
05:16Yeah, what's going on?
05:18Look, it's Farkas
05:19Farkas, you son of a bitch
05:20Hiding out on the 7th floor so I take your phone call?
05:23I wouldn't have to do this if you didn't block me
05:25I just finished the asset, Eve Alatina
05:27There are numerous transfers going into her account
05:30That may have originated in Moscow
05:32Look, I don't have time for your paranoia right now
05:35I'm in the goddamn tank
05:37Oh, come on
05:44Okay, Barry, are your eyes closed?
05:46Eyes are closed
05:48Breathing in
05:50Breathing out
05:51For the last time, because I don't know if you heard that
05:54But I'm gonna die in space
05:56No, Barry, stay with me
05:58Stay positive
05:59I really don't think that these breathing exercises are cutting it for our patient, Doc
06:03Thank you for your insight
06:04And it's not our patient
06:07Get your shit together, mate
06:09From the last time, the mic is not on
06:12Let me do my work
06:13Barry, I want you to do a simple distraction technique
06:16Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
06:19Barry?
06:21Barry?
06:21Talk to me, Barry
06:23I'm so tired
06:24What the hell is going on with Barry?
06:26Look, you know how in life or death situations there's flight or fight?
06:29Well, there's actually a third after
06:31Fucked
06:31No! Freeze!
06:33Rocket launcher's almost assembled
06:36Dad?
06:36Look, Barry looks up to you
06:38Perhaps you can talk to him
06:39I would love to
06:40But right now I have an anti-tank rocket
06:42Ain't it us?
06:46Please tell me this tank has a missile jammer
06:48Look, this tank is 40 years old
06:49Everybody just gets used for parades
06:51Did he just say anti-tank rocket?
06:54Is that what he just...
06:54Because I have experience with that?
06:58Come on, I can't just sit here and allow the love of my life to just blow up
07:03Luke, Emma, you're on open mic with chips
07:05He claims he can help
07:07And while he's doing that, I will get somebody that can help Barry
07:11Emma, darling, can you hear me?
07:14Uh...
07:14Yes?
07:15I need for you to find the tank's shortwave radio
07:18You wanna stop a rocket with a radio?
07:19I may have dabbled in the theft and the black market resale of a few anti-tank missiles in my
07:25time
07:25You see, they share a common flaw in their radio guidance systems
07:29And if you disrupt the signal, you will divert the missile
07:32If you die, then I die as well
07:35My love
07:35Oh, for fuck's sake
07:37Okay
07:38No, no, no, wait a minute
07:39How do we know he doesn't want to get us killed and eat that rocket?
07:43You heard the guy
07:44He's in love with me
07:48Twinkle, twinkle, little star
07:51How I wandered out so far
07:59Barry?
08:02Tina?
08:03Yep, just the woman who loves you saying hello
08:07Dr. Pfeffer told me you could use a pick-me-up
08:08No, I could use a put-me-down
08:10Like put me back down on Earth
08:14Wish I could've just seen you just one last time
08:16We're going to see each other again because you can do this
08:19We can do this together
08:21Okay, co-pilot
08:22Then you better get his head in the game
08:23Because I just shut down the anti-collision protection
08:26And I'm sending the coordinates to the drone now
08:28If Barry can keep that ship on the flight path
08:30He'll knock that satellite right off course
08:32You hear that, Barry?
08:33I need you to be the hero that I know you are
08:36I'm with you
08:37I'm right in there with you
08:45I got this
08:51Found it
08:52Dial all the way down to zero and bottom out
08:56Then go anti-clockwise but slowly
08:59Between 1321 and 1322 kilohertz
09:02On it
09:03Good, now talk me through it
09:04We're at 1,000
09:051,200
09:071,300
09:07Just a little more but careful
09:10I got it
09:11Plug it into the PA system
09:12Do it fast
09:13PA's a go
09:14Turn it up, full blast
09:15This is for my car, you son of a bitch
09:23God damn, that's my office
09:26Reload
09:28Yeah, reloading
09:28Okay, do everything exactly the same
09:31Wait
09:32I can't
09:33Oh god, the radio's too old
09:35It's right
09:37We're sitting ducks
09:38We're sitting ducks
09:38They're lining up their shots
09:39Run
09:42No, no, no
09:42Don't fire
09:45Now the PA system is fried too
09:47Hey
09:50I love you, dad
09:51I love you, Shudson
09:52I love you, Shudson
10:01Oh, this is your god damn lucky day
10:04We just got word that a moving satellite pinged our monitor
10:07Collision projections show it hit in the Litchfield Energy Center in Massachusetts
10:16I told you
10:18I told you
10:19According to Ru's math, you should be really close
10:21We're T minus two minutes to engaging thrusters
10:23You can do this, Uncle B
10:25Evacuation of the power plant is in progress
10:30What? In case he shits the bed
10:32You suck
10:33You really do suck
10:36Let's go, let's go
10:37Keep moving out
10:38Get away from the satellite
10:39Let's go
10:48Oh boy
10:49I got eyes on a satellite
10:50Great, remember you just want to tap it and send it off course
10:54You got this, Barry
10:55Numbers in the pudding
10:56Barry's on the blitz
10:58Okay, the satellite's about to enter the atmosphere
11:00You want an approach angle of 37 degrees at 2 meters per second
11:05No, Barry, you need to make contact at 2.2 meters per second
11:08Are you shitting me, Tina?
11:10Barry, I have done the calculations
11:12It's simple Newtonian physics
11:13If you hit this thing too hard, it doesn't just get nudged off course
11:18It breaks up into a million pieces and nuclear fallout rains all over the Midwest
11:22And some of the pieces stay on their current trajectory and still hit the power plant
11:26But if you hit it at exactly 2.2 meters per second, everything will be fine
11:30You've got to trust me, Barry
11:32If you don't hit it hard enough, the satellite won't be knocked off course
11:35If he hits it too hard, he'll die
11:37I wouldn't let that happen, Barry
11:40I'm going with Tina
11:41I'm turning off my targeting computer
11:43And using the force
11:44Barry, I am going to force my foot up your ass
11:55Barry, no!
11:56Impact in 3...2...1...
12:05He pushed the satellite off course
12:07What about Barry? What about his plane?
12:09Barry? Are you there, buddy?
12:11Barry, please answer me
12:18Major, put the ground control
12:19Oh my God
12:22Oh my God
12:25All right
12:26Give me some, right here
12:29You're a bummer
12:31Engaging autopilot now
12:33Okay, you got an opening your own, buddy
12:34How does it feel to be a hero, Alibi?
12:37It just feels good to be in one piece
12:43You okay, Rubu?
12:44I just can't shake that my math was wrong
12:47It's never wrong
12:50And how did Tina know it was off?
13:01There was some really good work today
13:03Me too
13:05No, you don't have to smoke this just to impress me
13:08You can toss it if you want
13:11Thank you, I mean, it's like f-frenching an ashtray
13:16And sorry about our argument
13:18I think it's good that you challenged me whenever you think it's necessary
13:21I mean, I don't have to agree
13:23Right?
13:25Today's mission in your file
13:26That's good Unit 9 stuff
13:30Thank you
13:31You really want that, huh?
13:34Yeah
13:35Yeah, I do
13:44Falkus again
13:46Now what do you want, Falkus?
13:47You're a pain in the ass
13:50It's real
13:56Woo!
13:57Oh, Mary!
13:58You say today
13:59Gonna get a high school name after you go, Mary
14:02You say today
14:04Gonna...
14:05Uh-oh
14:06We just lost the power plant
14:07That's impossible
14:08Why knock that satellite to Neptune?
14:10Southern Massachusetts as well as parts of Connecticut and New Hampshire
14:14Are experiencing widespread blackouts today
14:17State officials have assured residents that power will be restored shortly
14:21As nearby plants are in the process of picking up the load
14:24How?
14:25Word leaked when we borrowed the drone
14:27Greta knew we'd do everything in our power to stop the satellite
14:29And that the power plant would be evacuated out of an abundance of caution
14:33So she took advantage, got inside, and planted explosives
14:36But she only got one point of vulnerability
14:38She still needs three
14:39To overload the power and to wipe out the grid
14:42I mean, she makes her move
14:43We will be ready
15:01Ah
15:02Perfect timing
15:04It's taken me ages
15:05But I have just built an exact replica of Buckingham Palace
15:11It's perfect
15:13Okay, I really just came by to...
15:15Warn me not to escape
15:17No need
15:18Deadly thigh cuff is here
15:20And has delivered the message loud and clear
15:22Well, at least you're not handcuffed with a gun pointed at your face
15:25Consider that a thank you
15:27For saving my life
15:29Mm-hmm
15:30And?
15:31And my dad's
15:31It wouldn't be the first time, would it?
15:33If you're keeping track
15:35Which I am, I'm keeping track
15:36Let's see
15:37I saved your dear old dad from Greta
15:40And I kept both of you from blowing to bits in that tank
15:44Didn't I?
15:45You've been helpful at times, I'll give you that
15:46What choice do I have?
15:48It wouldn't be a very romantic date if you're a mist of blood and brain matter
15:52Honestly, it might be an improvement
15:54You know, you may not currently have feelings for me but
15:57I will prove to you, Emma Bruna, that I am a decent man
16:01Yes, I've been confused for a while now
16:04Angry over my father's death
16:06And maybe I have some issues
16:08But come on, who doesn't?
16:11But I never let you get hurt though
16:13Not as long as I can help it
16:14You realize most of today was caused by things you set in motion
16:17You didn't let me finish
16:21Starting... now... I'd never let you get hurt
16:24Okay
16:25No!
16:28Phew
16:29It's full of preservatives, you know
16:31See, I'm saving your life already
16:33You know what? Let Greta do her worst
16:35Truly, America can never have a blackout when there's a smile as bright as this within its borders
16:39My God, you're cheesy
16:41And you know, after all this do-gooding and life-saving
16:43I think I've earned a nice drink with a beautiful woman
16:48I don't know
16:49Come on! The longer we store, the more likely it is that Donnie's gonna finish all the liquor
16:53Okay, I'll grab a couple whiskeys
16:54Yes
16:54For myself
16:55I'll just be here getting drunk off your beauty
16:58Oh! Be careful at the back wall
17:01You're out of range of the remote
17:02I wouldn't want you to explode
17:04You're having a laugh
17:05Am I?
17:06Like a joke
17:07You're...
17:11Hello, Hubscher
17:19You there?
17:21Are you calling the gloat?
17:23Because there's been a long day Greta
17:26Yes, we do have a habit of tiring each other out
17:31Remember Vianna?
17:32Yeah, of course
17:33How can I forget?
17:34That's where you stole my blueprints
17:37And I spent all night making it up to you
17:41You admitted it in Estonia
17:44We were in love
17:46I said that because I was under the influence of a truth serum
17:51Emphasis on the word truth
17:53Let's not lose more decades as you lie to yourself
17:57If you still have feelings for me
17:59Just say so
18:02Just say so
18:02I don't hear a denial
18:06We're a perfect match, Luke
18:10Equals in every way
18:11Our wits
18:14Our skills
18:15Our stamina
18:17I love how we're always out thinking each other
18:22When I heard that you were going to upend my satellite with that drone
18:28I was...
18:28I just was so impressed
18:31How did you know about the satellite's increased mass?
18:35Do the Russians know you're onto them?
18:37I don't know what you're talking about
18:40Hmm, don't be coy
18:41The spy equipment that the Russians put on the satellite added a little bit more weight to it
18:47You had to factor that in to calculate how to knock it off course
18:52I love how you pulled that off
18:57It just got my heart pounding
19:01I had one of my team members do the math
19:03Well, they must be well connected
19:06But I'm not surprised that a Luke-Broner team would perform so well
19:11But now I'm tired
19:15And I'm going to go to bed
19:19Alone
19:21Exactly
19:22Another night, my love
19:35Farkas
19:36I owe you an apology
19:38Try to give me all the information that you can
19:40On Tina Mukherjee and Moscow
19:47So Tina knew about the Russian spyware on the satellite because she's a double agent?
19:52Apparently so
19:52But she's such a magoo
19:54We're running checks on our other 7DSCS satellites to see if they've been tampered with as well
19:58But it'll take a while since our best drone was just recently damaged
20:02Okay, so Tina, what do we know?
20:06Well, we assume she was brought to the NSA probably to monitor how we gather intel
20:10But her transfer to the CIA for the borrow matter was a huge gift to the SVR
20:14Thankfully you found her now and not five years from now
20:16I agree with you
20:18But it was actually Farkas that brought it to my attention
20:22I need to get back to HQ
20:23We're putting together the arrest warrant
20:25Have to coordinate with the FBI
20:26They're heading to her residence shortly
20:32So which one is Franklin and which one is Bash?
20:37Um...
20:37He's my pot
20:39No one knows
20:52We have to tell your uncle
21:00He's gonna kill Barry
21:01Oh, now you're worried about how someone takes a relationship ending?
21:05What are you implying?
21:06You chased your ex-wife around for 15 years and now some fling from the 80s is back and...
21:10What?
21:12Mom's on the pay no mind list?
21:14You know, Barry may be tried for treason and we have to stop the power grid from being destroyed
21:18And I gained eight pounds because of Ru's booby cookies
21:22So I can't really worry about your mother being upset about nonsense
21:26Nonsense?
21:27Is it?
21:28Mom's not the only one who's noticed that you've changed since Greta came along
21:31In a concerning way
21:35You think I'm compromised?
21:38Compromised?
21:38No
21:40Judgment impaired? Maybe
21:41As evidenced by the fact that you're blowing it with mom all over again
21:44The only variable I can think of that's changed is Greta
21:51I say this once and never again
21:53My judgment as the senior office of the CA is not now or ever has been impaired because of Greta
22:00or anyone else
22:01That's it and that's all
22:02Sure, dad
22:09Barry
22:11We need to talk
22:13Uncle Barry
22:16You in there?
22:25This is bad
22:35This is so worth the risk
22:36When I was up in space all I could do was think about seeing you and
22:40Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:44Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:48Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:49Baby, I'll be mine, you could be mine
22:49Wonder Woman and Thor?
22:51Mm-hmm
22:51Are we really about to...
22:54Mix universes?
22:55Oh, we're about to mix everything
22:57Get ready to wheel that mighty hammer
23:01To the eye, hands up
23:03Tina Mukherjee, you're under arrest
23:05What the hell is going on?
23:12Tina?
23:27You broke my almost fired
23:30Ah
23:36Ah
23:38Ah
23:38Ah
23:39Ah
23:39Ah
23:40Ah
23:40Ah
23:41Ah
23:43Ah
23:43Ah
24:15You hurt Wonder Woman!
24:19She fluffin' deserved it.
24:33You're looking at 60 years, minimum.
24:37Now, if you cooperate, the government could reduce the time.
24:41Or I can reduce the number of teeth in your mouth.
24:46Look, the CIA is combing through your office and through your apartment right now as we
24:50speak.
24:51So the question is, what will we find?
24:54What if he's sent to the Russians?
24:57You better answer me.
24:58Because very soon you're gonna get a lawyer that will tell you to stay quiet.
25:02And trust me.
25:05That is the worst thing he can do.
25:06Because then he becomes adversarial instead of cooperative.
25:10So understand that this might be the last time that he will be able to speak to us.
25:15Oh, I can make sure of that.
25:18I'm sure it's not worth you bruising your hand.
25:27You should be ashamed of yourself, of what you did to Barry.
25:32You mess with my uncle.
25:34I'm gonna fuck you up.
25:39Hey man, I'm the one that helped you land that traitorous skank, so this is on me.
25:47Once she's locked up, you want me to pull some strings and get her shanked?
25:52Soap in the pillowcases?
25:54I'm gonna have him go full metal jacket on her ass.
25:57I'd do that for you.
25:58God, come on.
26:00Well, listen, I knew you'd be a real bummer, so I decided to get you a comic because you're
26:06nerdy.
26:07I got that.
26:07Looks pretty fun.
26:08I got a playboy for you because you're horny.
26:11And if you're looking to scratch both of those itches, I found some adult comics.
26:15These are pretty good.
26:16We got a penthouse mouse.
26:19Huh?
26:19Some good reading right there.
26:22Space jugs.
26:23That's titties in space.
26:25They float.
26:26We've got, uh, what else we got in here?
26:28Dr. Cocktopus.
26:30That's a wiener with a lot going on.
26:35How you doing, Uncle Barry?
26:38So, the junior officers and I turned Tina's office upside down and guess what we found?
26:42The Blackberry we picked up in Kolkata.
26:44She had it in some stash base.
26:46She never gave it to OTS.
26:47What a piece of shit, right?
26:49Sorry, Barry.
26:49Well, she obviously wanted to hold onto it.
26:51It uses a bargaining chip in case she gets caught.
26:54Charges are filed against her.
26:55Well, too bad for that shitbag.
26:56We got to it first.
26:57Sorry, Barry.
26:58Anyone planning on telling me this guy was playing Russian nesting dolls with a Moscow mole?
27:02He was in the dark about Tina, just like the rest of us.
27:04I don't want to hear it.
27:05This kind of crap is why HQ is asking me to take the interim off my title.
27:09What?
27:10I put Drew up for regional director.
27:12I'm fully aware.
27:13But this Tina thing makes you all look very bad.
27:15And our bosses have had it up to here with your team's bullshit.
27:18They don't want a monkey running the zoo and I don't blame them.
27:21That's not fair.
27:22I can do this job.
27:22The seventh floor isn't so sure.
27:24And speaking of jobs, as of now, Officer Putt, you're suspended.
27:28That's horseshit.
27:28This is not Barry's fault.
27:30He was tricked by a shitty temp dress.
27:32Sorry, Barry.
27:33The CIA has questions for you about your relationship with Tina Mukherjee.
27:36Legally, you're allowed a lawyer during questioning.
27:38Questioning?
27:39But he did nothing wrong.
27:40Remains to be seen.
27:41I'll waive my right to an attorney.
27:43Uncle Barry.
27:44I have nothing to hide.
27:45I'm going in with him.
27:46You a lawyer?
27:47I have a paralegal degree from Gaston Community College.
27:49Jealous?
27:50Fine.
27:52We start in 20.
27:54Oh, before I forget, cleared video message from your granddaughter.
27:58I expect protocol to be followed.
28:00Thanks.
28:01I'm not a total asshole.
28:05Hi, Mamie, Peepaw, Aunt Sam, and Uncle Barry.
28:08It's me.
28:09Dad said I could show you my birthday dress.
28:11See?
28:12Flowers.
28:12I really wish you could come to my birthday party.
28:15I'm going to get pizza shoved in my face.
28:17I love you.
28:18I miss you.
28:19I miss you too, baby.
28:20It's okay.
28:21You're going to see her again very soon.
28:22Yeah.
28:23She's cutting so big.
28:25What matters is that she's safe, Mom.
28:27Yes.
28:29What are you doing?
28:30It's protocol.
28:31That video was the only contact I've had with my granddaughter in months.
28:35We could have at least watched it again.
28:37I know we all want to watch it again, but I mean, I promised it to the CIA.
28:40Oh, and God forbid the CIA ever comes second.
28:43The same organization keeping our family apart and prosecuting Barry
28:48and making me cook for terrorists.
28:53That's what's most important to you?
28:57I don't even know who you are anymore.
29:00Infinita, guarda, infinita.
29:01Con infinitas.
29:02You made me an eggplant parmesan.
29:05It was dry.
29:11What is that?
29:12I don't know.
29:13We're going up all morning.
29:15I think it's a fire alarm.
29:16Well, if you know it's a fire alarm, why didn't you check it out?
29:20Why didn't you keep your hands off my fiance?
29:23God, come on.
29:23Sometimes we don't do the things that we're supposed to do.
29:37Looks like a flag on a message posted on the dark web this morning.
29:41$10 million offer for an expedited retrofit to a particular style of drone.
29:46Barry must have set up an alert for any big money offers to black market traders
29:49once we found out that Dante Kress was funding this whole operation.
29:52Smart.
29:53That original offer was pulled.
29:55We must have found someone to do the retrofit.
29:57Big money, fast turnaround, complicated technology.
30:03That sounds like Greta.
30:05We got to get in touch with whoever filled that order as quickly as possible.
30:09How's your Turkish?
30:11Turk, kaveh sigibi, muah kemel.
30:14You get in touch with the U.S. Embassy in Turkey.
30:16Do whatever you can to get the Great Dan on the phone.
30:19Even if he's in solitary confinement, I don't care.
30:22We got to get in touch with him because he would know
30:24which one of his competitors will fulfill a strange order
30:28of a retrofitted drone that quickly.
30:31Copy that.
30:34Officer Putt, these are officers Martinez and Yang.
30:37They're counterintelligence.
30:38But you need to think of them as your mother.
30:41They'll want to know where you were, who you were with, and what you were doing.
30:44And if they don't like your answers, you'll be grounded.
30:46For life.
30:50Sorry I'm late.
30:51This is a closed door meeting, Pfeffer.
30:53And it's a good thing I got in before the door closed.
30:56And it's Dr. Pfeffer.
30:57I've been treating Officer Putt for months,
30:59which makes me responsible for his mental health and well-being
31:02while he is in hiding due to the Boro incident.
31:04A task designated to me by the CIA.
31:08Your presence is needed here.
31:10That is a medical determination you're not qualified to make, sir.
31:14But if my presence is an issue,
31:15feel free to call Langley and explain you want to contradict their direct orders.
31:24Let's get started then, shall we?
31:30Mr. Putt.
31:32Tell us about the first time you met Tina Mukherjee.
31:37I thought she was the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen.
31:41And I'd do anything to have her love.
31:43Uh, objection.
31:44To what?
31:44His really stupid answer.
31:46You're not helping yourself.
31:48Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
31:49Uh, we're not going to be able to get the Great Dane on the horn.
31:52Because he got paroled earlier today.
31:54Oh, sheisty.
31:56Wait a minute.
31:56That drone wasn't obtained by one of the Great Dane's competitors.
31:59He fulfilled the order.
32:01And Greta bought his way out of prison in exchange for it.
32:03I bet he went home to visit his son.
32:08We need a chat, okay?
32:09And you keep an eye on chips.
32:11Oh, man.
32:12I love hanging out with the Dane.
32:16Scheisse.
32:22Dane!
32:23Hey!
32:24What a surprise!
32:26Come on in, come on in.
32:27This is a little, uh, celebration of freedom party.
32:30This is gonna be weird.
32:33Come, hang out.
32:35This is my beautiful, patient, forgiving wife, Gertrude.
32:40Hello.
32:41Hello.
32:42Can I get you anything to drink?
32:44Water.
32:44Thanks.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Water will be fine.
32:48Thank you, Gertrude.
32:50Don't you guys have a toddler?
32:52Yeah.
32:52Gunther.
32:52But he sleeps through everything.
32:53Can I get you something to eat?
32:54I got bagel bites.
32:55I got Pop-Tarts.
32:57What are you, 12?
32:57No, I couldn't smuggle all of the foods I loved when I was in prison.
33:01So when I got out, I got all of my favorites.
33:03I got, I got fudge stripes, Dunkaroos, I got some cherry cheese pop-ums.
33:07Which is a weird thing to have cherry and cheese, but when you pop them, you'll understand.
33:14I'll let you three talk.
33:17Thank you, Gertie.
33:19I'm sorry about that.
33:20That was very tense.
33:24The mismatched napkins.
33:26It's a Canadian fuck you.
33:28Gertrude does not appreciate my line of work, and she does not appreciate me talking about my line of work,
33:34and you two reek of spy.
33:36Why, she should be concerned.
33:37Because we're not here to celebrate your release.
33:40We're here to talk business.
33:41We need to know about a job you recently did for Greta Nelso.
33:44It involves a piece of equipment that she's gonna use to kill the US power grid, and countless people as
33:49a result.
33:49I did not know about that last part. I'm not, I'm not that type of guy.
33:54Well yeah, that's why we're here talking to you, not kicking your ass.
33:56All I did was hook her up with someone that could retrofit a drone to withstand high pressure. That's all.
34:02High pressure? She's not gonna use the drone to attack from above again. She's gonna attack the next power plant
34:07from out of the water.
34:08It has to be the Kodiak Island nuclear facility, the one that's in the Gulf of Alaska.
34:13It's the only one of the four points of vulnerability that makes sense.
34:16Okay look, Kodiak Island sends all its nuclear power through 1500 miles of underwater cable to something called a coastal
34:22load center in Seattle, which then distributes the power across the Pacific Northwest.
34:26Wow. Everything is so exciting with you guys. Do you ever have like, just a boring day?
34:40Security, Lambert speaking.
34:41Yeah, Officer Luke Brunner from the CIA. Your facility is in great danger.
34:46Is there anything unusual going on over there?
34:48No. Look, CIA and DOE alerted us to the possibility of an attack a few days ago, but nothing's come
34:54up.
34:55FDF stationed outside around the clock.
34:57So nothing inside, equipment, computer system, because the attack could come from anywhere.
35:03We're fully operational.
35:04We also complete a daily diagnostic check every day at 2 p.m.
35:07It scans our systems for malware and updates with any security patches to prevent hacks.
35:12I'll keep my eye out, but I assure you, as a nuclear facility, we take every precaution we can.
35:17Very good. Thank you very much.
35:20Well, the Kodiak Island hasn't been attacked yet, so we have a chance to stop Greta before she strikes.
35:25Okay, so I've been researching. Underwater cables are usually buried, but Greta didn't have the Great Dane source any excavation
35:31equipment,
35:32so I'm betting she's targeting the cable somewhere where it isn't buried.
35:35There is a 100-meter stretch near the Gutierrez Trench that's apparently all firm bedrock.
35:40They must have just, I don't know, run the cables over it to avoid the cost of blasting.
35:43That has to be where she's going.
35:47Yes?
35:47Hey, it's Bruno.
35:48I need you to send the Navy and the Coast Guard to the Gulf of Alaska.
35:52If we can act fast, we may even catch Greta in the act.
35:55The Gulf of Alaska is almost 600,000 square miles. I'll need something more specific.
35:59We then send the ships to the Gutierrez Trench with a submersible that goes all the way down to the
36:03bottom.
36:04We have reasons to believe that that is where Greta will strike.
36:08I'll see what I can do.
36:12He has to make phone calls.
36:13You know what? While we wait, you guys want to see something awesome?
36:18You ever seen anything so beautiful?
36:22I used to dream I was sleeping next to him when I was in prison.
36:25Now I can see him whenever I want.
36:28Sometimes I'll just sneak in here and hold his little hand and just stare at him.
36:32Is that weird?
36:34No.
36:34Kinda.
36:35Such a precious time.
36:38When they're dead little.
36:40And then they grow up so fast.
36:44And all of a sudden, one day you wish, and he would do anything, they have to belittle again.
36:51Guys, if this kid wakes up and sees us standing here, he's gonna shit.
36:55Yeah, let's go.
36:58Oh.
37:00Oh.
37:02Yeah.
37:02It's a no-go.
37:03Things are tense with the Russians right now, and having the Navy or the Coast Guard mobilize the numbers off
37:07the coast of Alaska will rattle some nerves.
37:08They cannot risk a provocative action unless there's proof that Kodiak Islet is in trouble.
37:13What are you talking about proof?
37:14You can only have proof after her attack.
37:17And then it's too late.
37:18Well, there's nothing I can do.
37:19I am a regional CIA director.
37:21I am not the president.
37:25I can't believe this.
37:27I mean, at first when we were in the tank, he wasn't very helpful.
37:30And now he doesn't want to do this.
37:31Are you getting at something?
37:33For someone that says he wants to stop Greta, Reid is not very helpful in stopping Greta.
37:37And then he comes out of nowhere and takes over this director gig because the guy that was supposed to
37:42replace Dot, his wife, conveniently gets into a car accident.
37:46Are you trying to convince me that someone within the agency is working for Dante Kress?
37:50Working for?
37:51No.
37:52Is Dante Kress?
37:53Knowing the way Kress operates, it makes total sense that he's actually part of the intelligence community.
37:59Dad, you have no direct evidence.
38:01It's speculation at best.
38:03Shouldn't we just focus on trying to stop Greta while we still can?
38:06How?
38:06I mean, the last time I checked, we don't have a high-tech submersible that takes us all the way
38:10to the bottom of the Gulf of Alaska.
38:13No.
38:14But we do have the very best black market trader in the world.
38:19No, no, no.
38:20I just got back.
38:21I know you didn't do it on purpose, but you did help Greta.
38:25You really want that on your conscience?
38:28All right.
38:29Fine.
38:30I will call my friend James Cameron.
38:32He owes me a favor and he's got more subs than a blimpy.
38:35You know James Cameron?
38:37Yes.
38:37And if he wants me to keep getting him that fabric for his non-EPA approved little blue uniforms with
38:43the ping pong balls all over it, he'll play ball.
38:46And there will be a high-tech submersible in Alaska when we touch down.
38:50My wife is right behind me, right?
38:53Look, I have to go.
38:54But it won't be for three years this time.
38:56I promise.
38:57We're out of ice.
39:02Sorry I had to see that and it got so heated.
39:05You're OTS.
39:06You're supposed to be good at this tech stuff.
39:08It is a Blackberry.
39:08It's not Fort Knox.
39:10All right?
39:11Just get it done.
39:14All right.
39:14Thanks.
39:15Keep me posted.
39:23What's going on in here?
39:25Oh, uh, well, embarrassingly I had printed copies of TIA for personal consumption, but I'm just gonna destroy them better
39:35safe than sorry.
39:36Yeah, that's a real shame though, especially after all that colorectal research you had to do on my character.
39:40This thing is so stupid.
39:42Book is so stupid.
39:43Let me, let me help you.
39:45It's just I want to feel good about myself.
39:47And if that's the case, I have to go and do something great in the real world and not just
39:51be a hot, ass-kicking comic book character.
39:54Well, I hate to break it to you, man, but being hot and ass-kicking in real life doesn't always
39:58get you the girl either.
39:59Well, maybe not for you chaps.
40:04Yeah, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
40:06It means that Emma will be mine.
40:09Then you'll be stuck with your doodles and you with your swine.
40:13Carter and I might not end up with Emma, but it's not gonna be because you're with her.
40:17Yeah, it's because she likes good people, like me.
40:20And not bad people like you.
40:22Haven't you heard?
40:24I've turned over a new leaf.
40:25You can sell Emma whatever you want, but I'm not buying it.
40:27Yeah, me neither.
40:28All right, well, why don't you let me prove to you what a good guy I am?
40:31Go on.
40:32About half an hour ago, Mrs. Bruna left the house with a wrapped present.
40:35What?
40:36Yep.
40:36I tried to stop her, but I'm all tied up.
40:39I called out to you and you were out back on your phone as you are now.
40:42And Carter, you were with that god-awful shredder so you couldn't hear me.
40:45Lots of people have been sneaking out of here for places that's got five CIA agents.
40:50I was just saying.
40:52She's not answering.
40:53She probably took out her SIM card so that we can't track her.
40:55She had a present.
40:57She's gone to celebrate Romy's birthday at Penny Possum's Pizza Place where they shove pizza in your face.
41:04On the video, Romy was saying they're about to shove pizza in my face.
41:07That's the slogan of Penny Possum's Pizza Place.
41:10When you're a kindergarten teacher, you learn all the birthday hotspots.
41:12Okay, fine. I'm gonna go get Tali.
41:14I'll go with you.
41:14Nope.
41:15She won't want to leave.
41:16Okay, what are you gonna do?
41:17Are you gonna physically manhandle Luke Bruner's ex-wife into a car?
41:23What would your boss think of that?
41:24Listen, I've known her for years. I'm sure I could convince her to leave.
41:29Shit. Okay, fine.
41:30You know, I'm up for a lad's nice out. You know, change of scenery would be nice.
41:34You're not going anywhere.
41:36Well, actually, you know, do we really want to leave him with the post-invasion Saddam Hussein?
41:42Fine.
41:44But if you try anything, you're losing a leg along with 90% of your blood.
41:48Okay.
41:50Ah, lovely.
41:52Okay, hamsteak.
41:53Don't touch my pig.
41:55Hey, Donnie.
41:56Would you look after your hamsteak, please?
41:59Yeah.
42:00What's your hamsteak?
42:02It's my pig.
42:04You guys see that pig, too?
42:06Okay.
42:06Hamsteak's coming with.
42:07Let's go.
42:08Let's roll.
42:11Maybe bring back a pizza.
42:15Okay, Mr. Putt.
42:16Can you please explain the meaning of this text that you sent several months ago?
42:21Sorry for the issues last night.
42:24My staff wasn't operating at full capacity after all the mead.
42:30Who is the staff that you mentioned?
42:33Who did you have working under you and Tina?
42:36You know what? I'm gonna...
42:37I'm gonna take this one.
42:38So he wanted Tina working under him.
42:42But the staff, AKA his donger, wasn't up to the task,
42:46because he had one too many tankards of mead at the nerdtastic Renaissance Fair.
42:52Oh.
42:54I see.
42:56My, uh, patient has a heart condition.
42:58So perhaps a short break so we can get a glass of water in that beta blocker.
43:02I don't want the beta blocker.
43:03Your shirt blocker?
43:03You should get that by here.
43:04I'm fine with dying.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:11How deep is this stretch?
43:13About 3,000 feet.
43:14We should be hitting the bottom any...
43:17Oh!
43:17...a second now.
43:19Okay, there's the cable. Lifting up a bit.
43:22Moving forward.
43:23Keep your eyes peeled for anything off.
43:25Yeah. Right there.
43:27Alright. Let's just get a little closer and take a look.
43:33What is that?
43:34Someone cut open the cable and put some kind of a device on it.
43:38Well, this has to be Greta, but hold on. This doesn't make any sense.
43:42According to the schematics, that device isn't attached to the cable carrying the nuclear power from the plant.
43:47It's attached to the fiber optic telecommunications cable.
43:50Oh, my God. Is it a bomb? It looks like a bomb.
43:52No, no. If you want to blow the power, then you will put a bomb on the power line.
43:56Yeah, but if you want to screw with the data, you put something on the telecom line.
44:00What the hell is Greta up to?
44:02It has to be some kind of a computer virus. Something like the Stuxnet.
44:06Mm-hmm. And what's that for the non-CIA super geniuses?
44:10Stuxnet was a virus targeted at Iran's nuclear facilities.
44:13It made the centrifuges all spin out of control.
44:16I mean, a virus like that would be disastrous to the Kodiak Island plant.
44:19It would definitely force it to shut down.
44:21But if Greta has already sent over the virus, then why did they say there's nothing wrong over there at
44:26the plant when we called?
44:28Because nothing's wrong yet. Didn't that security guy say they do daily diagnostic checks and reboots?
44:33Yes.
44:34That's when the virus will be activated in the plant system.
44:36It's like an iPhone update, except Greta's new feature is going to cause nuclear meltdown.
44:40Well, the diagnostic check is in less than an hour.
44:42So we have to get to the top and to warn them not to reboot.
44:46Okay, but first we need to get the device off the cable so Greta can't just send the virus to
44:50the plant again.
44:51The submersible has this robotic arm.
45:07It's like the most high-stakes game of operation ever.
45:13A little bit more to the right.
45:17Shit!
45:18You know what? Yeah. Be my guest.
45:21Okay.
45:22Let's see.
45:24Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
45:29We'll just have to get this off without touching the power cable.
45:40Is there a problem, Dad?
45:42Oh, shit.
45:44Hey, Princess.
45:45I know Mamie's not supposed to be here, but I just missed you so much.
45:53No.
45:55No.
45:55No.
45:56No.
45:56Hey, Tali, we're just here to talk.
45:57No, no, no.
45:57We're just here to talk.
45:58No, no, no.
45:59I was going to drop off the gift before they got here, but they came in early to set up.
46:02Look, I don't want to scare Romy, but now I just have to see her.
46:06Please.
46:06I know, but you can't be out of the house.
46:08It's dangerous for any of us to be out of the house.
46:09This is ridiculous.
46:15Come on.
46:16Please.
46:17Let me go.
46:17Gents.
46:18Gents.
46:19Dropping off a gift won't hurt anybody.
46:21Gents.
46:25I hope I'm just seeing things again here.
46:29Shit.
46:31It's the goddamn Swedish Mafia.
46:33There's a Swedish Mafia?
46:54Yeah?
46:56Yeah?
47:03Yeah, you know where that is difficult for once?
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