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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 07: Dam It
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00:27You
00:28You recognize those guys?
00:29No, the credit often highs from the outside.
00:32If that was U.S. military,
00:34they wouldn't be dropping things into the water.
00:47That was the last one.
00:48Let's go.
00:54They're lowering the LRAD.
00:56The LRAD sound waves were agitated.
00:57That will expand and harden the foam
00:59and gunk up the dam to a stop.
01:10Go to the...
01:35Dad, we're on our way to you in a DARPA helicopter.
01:37Did you hear that gunfire?
01:38It's hotter than your mom eating soup in a jacuzzi.
01:41Oh, my.
01:42We'll discuss it in therapy.
01:44Yeah.
01:59No!
02:00No!
02:01Shit!
02:01All the equipment was done well.
02:05Did we turn the LRAD off?
02:13I don't think so.
02:15Shit.
02:27We've been in here too long.
02:28They're taking us out to the forest
02:30to do us in, Drea Di Matteo style.
02:33The guy from the Eastry Band is going to kill us.
02:35I didn't expect to go out like this,
02:36but at least it's better than how Grandma died.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43Wait.
02:43In my comic book, Brock Hardman escapes from zip ties.
02:47So I actually Googled how to do this.
02:49If I remember correctly,
02:50step one is I have to get my hands in front of my body.
02:54What are you doing?
02:55Get in.
02:59I've tried that.
03:00I can barely reach the tip.
03:03You get it?
03:03No, I'm us.
03:05I'm us.
03:08Okay.
03:09Step two.
03:09Break the zip tie.
03:11You pull it towards yourself forcefully like this.
03:14Like this.
03:15Like this.
03:15Like this.
03:16Damn it.
03:18They're not breaking.
03:19I need something to cut them with.
03:21Let me just get my pruning shears.
03:22Your broken zipper.
03:23Your broken zipper can cut the ties.
03:25It's worth a try.
03:26Yeah.
03:31Let me just get on in there.
03:35Okay.
03:47Please look away, Donnie.
03:49You look away.
03:50Are you fucking serious right now?
03:52I can't control where the blood flow.
03:54Jesus Christ.
03:56Okay.
03:57Hey.
03:57All right.
03:57I just got to push on the bracket with both my thumbs and it's off.
04:01All right.
04:02We're good.
04:03We stopped.
04:04It's a red light.
04:06Now, go, go, go, go, go, go.
04:13Go get him.
04:24You like this story, baby?
04:28Don't get too attached to the spider.
04:31Text from Nana.
04:32Your favorite informant is running late.
04:35Need to push a half hour.
04:38Ciao.
04:40Looks like we've got some time to kill.
04:42And now that the waves have radiated, he did everything possible to make himself glow.
04:52Update.
04:52Three of the turbines have already jammed to a halt.
04:55RPMs are dropping on the fourth, the one furthest from the pin stop.
04:58So it didn't get as much of the agitation from the LRAD, but it'll soon shut down.
05:02And once it does, the power stops.
05:08Okay.
05:09I don't see him.
05:12They're so fast.
05:13We're bikers.
05:14Okay.
05:15So we catch our breath, then we keep moving.
05:18All this goes to that stupid pig.
05:20It is not the pig's fault, man.
05:21It's our fault.
05:22He's probably scared half to death.
05:24God only knows what that little pig is going through right now.
05:27What I want you guys that might be hard to handle
05:31Like a flame that burns a candle
05:34But can't it be the flame?
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:38Well, well, you
05:40You make my dreams come true
05:49Well, well, well, well, you
05:53Oh, yeah
05:54You make my dreams come true
05:58Well, yeah, you
06:00Well, we must have gotten rid of the LRAD because that turbine is still running.
06:09Yeah, but the polymer in it has basically turned to thick mud the turbines trying to clean it out
06:14But it'll fly before it's done and a few minutes that thing is toast
06:17And then the dam shuts down not immediately there's a storage depot that keeps about 60 minutes where the backup
06:22storage in case
06:23We have a temporary shutdown but excavating all of this gunk out of the turbines replacing the burned-out hardware
06:28That'll take weeks the 60-minute window. It only delays the inevitable
06:36Okay, it may be crazy, but I think it may have come up with a plan you turn off the
06:40turbine
06:40I manually cleared all the gunk so we protect the motor then you turn it back on again. All right,
06:46how are you gonna do that?
06:57I
06:57Put my back into it
07:03In less than 30 minutes we are engaging in an all-out battle to stop America from going into the
07:08Stone Age
07:08What could you possibly be doing in your computer right now?
07:10Why is it any of your business what I'm doing?
07:13Sorry, I asked. Okay, if you really have to know I'm actually writing a letter of recommendation
07:19That break four bones until you shit sideways stuff was
07:23Pretty gangster. Thank you
07:27Why are you doing it right now in case I die at the dam?
07:29I just figured one of us should get what she wants since I'm not getting regional director. Oh, I do
07:34want to make a
07:35Few notes here. She is a giant ass pain
07:39Asked too many questions and is too distracted by her multiple male suitors who clearly value butts of her personality
07:49Nice what are you gonna do about those three?
07:52Randy fellas what Carter Alden chips horny can sniff out horny
07:58Just do me a favor and don't fuck up alden like you did a few months ago. I'm not trying
08:03to fuck anyone up
08:04It's all unreciprocated. I swear to you. I'm just trying to focus on my job. I don't want a relationship
08:09Okay, well, I'm just saying the last time you broke my buddy's heart. He ended up sleeping with a pig.
08:14I'll be careful
08:17Thanks, you're a good friend. I'm just looking out for my boy. I met me. I appreciate the letter
08:23And for what it's worth. I was wrong. You'd have made a great regional director
08:28Thanks, but I didn't read anyway
08:44Yes, come on
08:45Come on
08:49I don't think I can do this anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
08:52We're so close to getting this done. No, no, come on. You can't break down now. Let me relieve you.
08:57Come on
09:02All right
09:11Let me get this. It's stuck. You think I think it's just jammed
09:20I mean I loosened it for you
09:27It's a real-life hercules. Look at it. It's speeding up
09:35Water's rushing the turbine chamber
09:40Get back, come on, get back
09:47Water's back in. We're refilling the energy storage depot. That should give us a few hours. What do you mean
09:52a few hours? We fixed the problem
09:54Imagine an above-the-ground pool with multiple holes in it. You try to refill the pool with buckets of
09:59water
09:59Yes, you're adding to the pool just like this one turbine is added to the storage depot
10:03But it will never make up for the amount of water flowing out of the pool because this plant has
10:07three default turbines
10:08So after everything that we've just done the whole thing is going to shut down anyway. You bought us a
10:13few hours
10:14Barry, did you hear all of that? He's right in a few hours the whole country's out of power and
10:19will descend into chaos
10:22Unless
10:24We unclog the three turbines that aren't working. Okay, so we use a jackhammer you jackhammer that polymer coating you
10:30destroy the hardware
10:31What if we could remove the polymers without any damage? Well, then you'd be a wizard
10:35Or a guy who's got an A plus and AP chemistry found this research paper from Vanderbilt university
10:41It seems that if you mix sulfuric acid with water you can create an exothermic reaction that will eat away
10:46at this specific polymer
10:47Leaving the blades unharmed based off the size of the dam the amount of water flow
10:5220 industrial barrels of acid to do it when we're gonna get 20 barrels of acid. Come on. I don't
10:57know, but I'm gonna find out
11:00Okay, okay, I can't I can't I can't run anymore
11:13I
11:13Are you okay?
11:15Uh
11:17I just gotta look at myself
11:22I was on the altar and my suit on the music was playing tally look gorgeous. Oh
11:29I was one of the family and with her I was gonna get an instant one two grown kids and
11:34a grandchild
11:37Everything I ever wanted things are actually working out for old Donnie and then
11:45Giant Austrian shits all over me
11:51Okay
11:52That's the brakes though, right
11:54Well, that sounds like heavy heavy stuff. Do you want to keep talking about it or no? Why not?
12:01Well for starters, the bikers are here
12:03Oh, man, there's just no way we're getting out of here without them seeing us
12:16PCP I've been hiding in my prison waller you stole their PCB I snagged some what the
12:24Donnie that is like a 10-year prison sentence in your hands right now
12:26I'm only gonna do a little and this wants to give you like super strength
12:29No way
12:29It's that bump like they do on cop shows, right? Dip my pinky in it rub it on my gum
12:33say it's pure
12:33I'll do a commish style
12:35No, don't
12:35Okay, listen 50 yards away there are men who are trying to kill us, okay?
12:39I am not dragging some dust tan around Poughkeepsie for the rest of the afternoon
12:49Awesome
12:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, it's all a misunderstanding
12:57Fuck
12:58I'm Cassius Clay, baby
13:03Okay, fair, you got me
13:07I'm gonna stomp my booty in your face until you're talking on the back of your head
13:11Let's take him that
13:20Shit
13:28Good, it's cool
13:31Take his cash
13:31I'm not taking his cash I'm getting his phone so I can call us help
13:35Oh, right, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, I need his face ID to unlock it
13:42Okay
13:46Yeah, my man does not have a face
13:48Unless that's the PCP talking because I am starting to smell emotions
13:54Circle of life
13:56Killer
13:58You okay?
13:59You smell scared
14:02K-killer? I was Westchester's teacher to watch
14:06I-I was one of the teachers to watch
14:08I was one of the 30 shortlist
14:12What?
14:26Well, this is almost too quiet
14:28I'm not sure this feels good, buddy
14:33Yes
14:38This is ham steak
14:42If I am found dead, please return to Emma Bruner
14:48Tell her I was practicing loving, functional relationship stuff with him for her
15:02He's a good boy
15:03He loves belly rubs and Luther Vandross, but not at the same time
15:15Okay
15:19Daddy will be right back
15:21Daddy always comes back
15:35Donna
15:39Donna
15:50There you are
15:51Why does it smell so good in here?
15:53I got some sauce cooking in the back office and you know I like my meat fresh
15:57Mm-hmm
15:58Speaking of fresh meat
16:00Okay, let's keep it professional, Nonna
16:02Okay, but you make Nonna sad
16:06Horny and sad
16:08So, you have some information for me
16:11Same drill as always
16:12You give me the intel, CIA will wire you the money
16:21Shit
16:27I can't
16:27You suck, Nonna
16:28Oh, I would've missed that tight ass
16:31Hey, now
16:32I am now
16:33You
16:33I'm doing more
16:58Of the lightning
16:59You don't know
16:59When in the fight
17:00You don't kill me
17:01You don't kill me
17:01You don't kill me
17:02come up with a solution now think i got something there's a quarry 1.1 miles from there they use
17:07commercial grade sulfuric acid to leach copper but you're going to eat hundreds of gallons of
17:11that stuff how you gonna transport the united states marines
17:18oh
17:20oh
17:53Oh, my God.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:48He's not here.
18:50Check out the conveyor belt.
19:15Oh, my God.
19:22Officer!
19:24Officer!
19:24Oh, here we go.
19:25I am looking for my pig.
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29He escaped from the CIA.
19:30And we were being chased by a bunch of bikers until one of them died from air conditioning.
19:35Are you on drugs, sir?
19:36No.
19:37Just PCP.
19:38Oh, okay.
19:40Hands in the hood.
19:40Come on.
19:41Okay.
19:41Officer!
19:42You don't have to arrest him.
19:43I have his pants.
19:44Officer, you can't arrest him.
19:46Really?
19:47Yeah.
19:47My job says I can't.
19:48Right, right.
19:49Okay, listen.
19:49There are dangerous men trying to kill us.
19:51Bikers.
19:52And if you send us to jail, they likely have contacts in there, and we will be killed.
19:56Oh, okay.
19:57You don't have hands in the hood, too.
19:58No, why, Mom?
19:58No.
19:59No, come on.
19:59Both hands.
20:00This is a misunderstanding.
20:01I have his pants.
20:02Just hands in the hood, sir.
20:05Nice.
20:07Hey, I'm being a rainbow.
20:09Son of a bitch.
20:12Give me your hands.
20:14Come on.
20:15Give me your hands.
20:15You pissy, magnificent bastard.
20:17I'm not resisting.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20I'm so sorry.
20:21Oh, shit.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:22Holy shit.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:23Come on.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:24You killed another guy.
20:25I didn't kill him.
20:26I didn't kill him.
20:27I didn't kill the first one, either.
20:28Are you dead?
20:29He's not dead.
20:30He shook his head.
20:30He's not dead.
20:31I didn't kill the first guy, either, man.
20:34That air conditioner fell on him because of decisions he made.
21:05This ain't good.
21:06He's not dead.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:13It's all right.
21:14It's all right.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:32Hamsteak?
21:36Hamsteak!
21:40No, no, no, no.
21:45No, no, no, no!
21:53Hamsteak!
21:56Hamsteak!
22:00Precious.
22:06I believe you're looking for this.
22:07You could have gotten out of here, but instead you came back looking for some pig.
22:15Hamsteak.
22:19BLT.
22:31Oh, come here.
22:34He's not something.
22:36He's something.
22:40Oh.
22:43Don't look.
22:46Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
22:48I do not want to go to prison!
22:49Maybe you shouldn't have chased that car.
22:51I did it for you, you selfish piece of shit!
22:54Radio to 175 Delta.
22:56175? That's this car.
22:58175, do you copy?
23:00Hi there, this is 175.
23:02Over.
23:03175, report to meatpacking plant at 112 Euclid.
23:07Caucasian male, 36 foot, dirty blonde hair, cream polo, blue jacket, blue jeans.
23:13Dirty blonde hair, cream polo, that's gotta be Alden!
23:15Hey, look at this!
23:18Okay, here we go!
23:24I have no choice.
23:25I should drown you in that delicious smelling sauce right now.
23:29No.
23:29Why'd you set me up?
23:30It was Dante Cress.
23:32How the hell did Cress even know that I'd reached out to you?
23:33Cause he's Dante Cress, he knows things.
23:36And if Cress offers you a job, you take it if you wanna keep breathing.
23:40Where is he?
23:40I don't know.
23:42I don't know!
23:43How'd you two communicate?
23:44He sent me an email saying that he would pay me 10 million upon proof of your death.
23:50If I don't deliver this proof, then Cress will kill me and my own family.
23:54I'm disappointed in you, Nana.
23:56Now show me that email.
23:57It's self-destruct after a few seconds.
24:00Like on TV, I hear.
24:01That's not a thing.
24:02Next time I'll hear from him is when I get paid for sending proof that you are in the ground
24:08or when he sends assassins for me because you are still alive.
24:12So either I get paid today or I die.
24:15That's it.
24:16You get paid today.
24:21Barry, listen up.
24:22We need to bring in our money man.
24:29Have no fear.
24:30Farkas is here.
24:31Now what's all this business about tracing a payment?
24:33You need your expertise to track a wire from Dante Cress that he's gonna make soon.
24:36You wanna be able to follow it back to his actual physical location.
24:39Impossible.
24:40Cress doesn't send money like a normal person.
24:43You'll never be able to backtrack it.
24:44Why not?
24:46Remember that game Plinko from The Price is Right?
24:48Where the ball bounces down all those pegs.
24:50I think you mean disc, exotic woman.
24:53I don't think I got your name.
24:55Tallulah.
24:57Tallulah Brunner.
24:59Brunner.
25:00Big guys always get the lookers, don't they?
25:03Anyway, you get your money into one of these slots down here at the bottom of the game.
25:06That's the bank.
25:08Dante sends the money from a slot at the top, but there's not a straight line you can follow back
25:12up.
25:12It bounces off a million tiny pins on the way down.
25:15Dante sends 75 separate deposits that add up to the amount owed.
25:19And remember that disc?
25:20It breaks off into five different discs.
25:22Some are invisible.
25:23Some are made of steam.
25:24Some bounce backwards.
25:25It's a maze inside of a puzzle inside of an escape room.
25:29No one can tell what's going on.
25:30No one can track this amount of data simultaneously.
25:32That's bullshit and you know it.
25:35You were able to manipulate all those bank transfers when you were stealing money from the CIA.
25:39And you were able to track and expose Tina.
25:42Sorry about that.
25:43My point is, there's anyone that can help us figure out a way around this Plinko mess.
25:49It is you.
25:53All right.
25:58Looks like it's up to Farkas to save the world.
26:02You know, I have dreamed of this so many times.
26:07Ew.
26:09Local PD, I better go explain to them why you made me kill all those people out there.
26:14Come on, piggy boy.
26:24Oh, yeah.
26:27Look at me.
26:28He's gonna win.
26:28He's gonna win.
26:30He's gonna win.
26:33He's gonna win.
26:34Oh, shit.
26:36I cut my ball off.
26:44What the hell?
26:45Herbert?
26:46Yeah.
26:46Uh, I changed the cop.
26:48Donnie shot a ball off.
26:50He has to get to the hospital.
26:52Yeah.
26:52You can't be here when the real cops show up.
26:54I'm CIA.
26:55I should be fine, but you're not.
26:56And I don't know what the hell you did.
26:57But it looks real fucking bad.
26:59It's actually a lot worse than it looks.
27:01Dump the cop guard here.
27:01I'll blame it on the guys I killed inside.
27:03What guys?
27:04I killed eight guys.
27:04They're inside.
27:05My fault!
27:06Right.
27:07Take one of their cars, okay?
27:09When you get to the hospital, don't let them know this was a gunshot wound.
27:11Yeah.
27:11Okay, Connor.
27:12You got this.
27:13Go!
27:14Go, go!
27:15Was that the pig?
27:16Yes!
27:18Gary, we have to acid.
27:19Headed to the dam now.
27:20Copy that.
27:22Farkas and I are working on finding Chris.
27:23I love this, that you're able to put the differences with Farkas aside and put this mission number
27:29one.
27:29I'm so proud of you.
27:31You care about your team a great deal.
27:33Oh, I love my team.
27:34They're like my kids.
27:36Speaking of which, do you know when Emma lands?
27:38I don't like that whirly bird, you know, the mechanical issues in Kuwait.
27:42Oh, she's flying with the new model.
27:44She should be on the ground very soon, but thanks for your concern.
27:46Yeah, yeah.
27:49What?
27:51I see what's going on.
27:53I have an interest for my daughter.
27:55I just want you to know, don't waste too much time, because you have no chance.
28:00Why do you say that?
28:01Well, because you're unstable and you're all over the place.
28:05You're kind of like a loose cannon.
28:06I mean, it's the last thing she needs right now in her life.
28:08I just don't think she ever would choose you.
28:11I could be wrong.
28:13Yeah, you could probably, probably are wrong.
28:16Then I just have you killed.
28:21All right, you're taking the piss.
28:23How about three pisses a night?
28:25Huh?
28:25I mean, my prostate is so large, it's like a cantaloupe.
28:28No, that's not what I meant.
28:29It's an expression.
28:31It doesn't matter.
28:33Do you know that I knew your father?
28:35We actually worked together to stop the Y2K bug.
28:38He would be so proud of you right now to see what you're doing.
28:42Yeah.
28:42Fighting for the sight of the good again.
28:46I wish he was here to hear you say that.
28:57Oh, that's such a waste of good sauce.
29:00Just take the picture.
29:03Got it.
29:06Okay.
29:07Nana killed me.
29:08How's it going, Farkas?
29:09Finishing an AI algorithm now?
29:11I'd explain it to you, but I don't think you'd understand it.
29:13It should work, though.
29:15Okay, downloaded.
29:16Alden, send the photo.
29:17Send it to the encrypted number Kress gave you.
29:20Okay.
29:21Sent.
29:22Payment should come now.
29:24Kress is always prompt.
29:26Soon as the payment's sent, the algorithm should trail it back to Kress' location.
29:30Luke is coming down to the wire.
29:32It's the pickle and the pepper.
29:34Simen is in the sauce.
29:36They discharged the acid into the turban room.
29:39Hook up the hoses and bring them into the operations building.
29:41We gotta hurry.
29:42The plant's about to shut down.
29:43Come on!
29:44Come on!
29:44Let's go!
29:45Let's do this!
29:50Come on!
29:51Come on!
29:52Down here!
29:57God of the money!
29:58Nona is rich!
30:02We'll know where Mr. Chris is in a matter of seconds.
30:06I got a hitch.
30:08What the hell?
30:09The deposit went into some kind of FinSec hub.
30:11A what hub?
30:12FinSec hub.
30:13A financial security hub?
30:15Anyone?
30:15It operates on the dark web.
30:17It's like a giant digital washing machine.
30:19I didn't think we'd run into something like this after the Plinko board.
30:22It's like having padlocks on top of your deadbolts.
30:24Yes, but what the hell is it?
30:28Every money transfer has a 32-digit transaction ID.
30:32When a security hub is in play, it takes all those transactions and gives them a new code to clean
30:38it.
30:38Then the new code goes through the big Plinko machine before getting deposited into Nana's account,
30:44which means all the data we traced back here leads us to a dead end.
30:47Because all of the information that could lead us to Chris's location, like his IP address, for example,
30:53we no longer have so shit!
30:56Hey, hey, hey.
30:59So what do we do now?
31:01If we can get Chris to send another deposit, I can stop it from being scrubbed.
31:05But only for like a split-second delay, so that I can read the real data before it gets sent
31:09off
31:09and it's changed permanently.
31:10Except Chris isn't making any more deposits.
31:13The hoses are ready!
31:14Send in the assets!
31:15Okay, we deal with Chris later.
31:17But now we have to save the grid.
31:19Here we go.
31:21Liebling!
31:23I can't let you do that.
31:27But whatever you're thinking of doing, it's a bad idea.
31:30I'm thinking I don't want to blow you up along with that tanker, so please, step aside.
31:35How the hell did she get the drop on us?
31:37She dressed the part.
31:38You can get anywhere with confidence and the right outfit.
31:41Luke?
31:41You can't let her fire.
31:42We need to ask you to unclog the turbines before time runs out.
31:45Look, Greta, just relax.
31:48Okay, then you and I talk.
31:50All right?
31:51There's nothing to talk about.
31:53You shoot me or my team and our fingers twitch and it's bye-bye tanker.
31:59There's no way you're saving us, Dan.
32:03Friends of yours?
32:19Drop your weapons!
32:21Ru, Emma, stand down.
32:24Chips, you too.
32:26I can take her.
32:27Emma, don't do it.
32:31I love her.
32:36Did he just drop the L-bomb?
32:42You know, if you really want to get back at him, you can look me up in the employee directory.
32:46Marcus, save Marcus.
32:49All of the feelings that I had for you, they came back.
32:52Are you shitting me?
32:53I tried to fight it, but I just can't.
32:57Chips told me how you felt.
33:00I feel the same way.
33:02I've always known we were meant to be together.
33:04And I always knew that you were better than the people you work for.
33:08Greta, you're a wonderful person.
33:10You would never harm any innocent people.
33:12So let's just stop all this madness, and you and I go off together.
33:17Boss, I will cut off your dick stick.
33:20I need to see this through.
33:22You know how Kress operates.
33:23He already paid half the money up front.
33:25So either I shut down the grid, or he'll kill me, or worse.
33:30I need you to move.
33:33Now.
33:34I don't want to have to shoot you.
33:37I love you, too.
33:38God, this is such bullshit.
33:40Emma, take the shot.
33:41What about the finger twitch?
33:42Oh, she's in love with him.
33:43She's not going to pull any triggers.
33:44Just do it.
33:45Wait.
33:45Farkas, you said that if Kress makes another payment, we could track his location.
33:49Can the Green Lantern recharge his power ring using his lantern?
33:53None of us know that, because we've all had sex.
33:56Now hear me out, Greta.
33:57We turn off the power.
33:59Then Kress will make another payment to you.
34:01Then Farkas can track his payment, which will lead us directly to Kress.
34:05Then we can turn the power back on again.
34:07Kress will know that I betrayed him.
34:09I'll be signing my death warrant.
34:10Not if we get to Kress first.
34:12Kress uses offshore accounts.
34:14The power's only going out in the U.S., so his bank won't be affected.
34:17And even if he's in the U.S., he can use a sat phone.
34:19But what about right here?
34:20The CIA has backup generators.
34:22Look, this is a win-win for you.
34:24Kress will be under arrest.
34:25Therefore, he cannot harm you anymore.
34:27And you get the money.
34:28And then we can run the way together?
34:32Wherever we want to go.
34:34We'll all lower our guns on three?
34:36Are you all insane?
34:37No, we're not putting the U.S. power grid down for even a second just so Hansel and Gretel here
34:41can live on a Bora Bora beach house.
34:43Luke Bruner, you are relieved of command.
34:44Emma Bruner, you are CEO.
34:46Now pull the damn trigger or kiss Unit 9 goodbye.
34:49My daughter would never listen to you over me.
34:51Oh, yeah?
34:51Well, she says that she believes your judgment is compromised.
34:57Emma?
34:58And that your decision-making is affected because of your feelings for Greta.
35:01She also asks to be put in charge of the team.
35:05Schatzel, did you turn me in?
35:09Can you blame me?
35:13No.
35:16But you must trust me on this.
35:18Don't listen to him.
35:19Sweetheart, look me in the eyes.
35:22You know your father would never do anything to hurt you.
35:25Emma, this is your chance to leave your dad's shadow.
35:31Am I really in command?
35:32Damn right you are.
35:33All right.
35:36Then as CEO, we're backing my dad.
35:40Son of a bitch!
35:43This better work.
35:45You're out of your mind if you think we're getting our Chris's shit list.
35:47Oh, shut up.
35:50You know, this is a little bit awkward,
35:51but I haven't been paid my last paycheck for the last week.
35:58That was the last one.
36:00Acid worked.
36:01Sludge dissolved.
36:02All turbines back online.
36:03So I guess all that's left to do is to turn them off.
36:06Right there.
36:09Brad, are we ready, team?
36:12Autobots ready to roll out?
36:14Goonies never say die.
36:15Do I actually need this thing?
36:17I don't understand the word they're saying,
36:19but somehow I know it's lame.
36:20Sadly, you get used to it.
36:21All right?
36:22We shut down the power.
36:23Now!
36:25Don't look at me.
36:27I'm not doing it.
36:28What?
36:29This thing?
36:35Every city in America is going darker than a Frank Miller graphic novel.
36:41Janker.
36:47That's good.
36:53That better have been hamsteak.
36:55It wasn't.
36:56I've got a great job this week of announcing the Starbaker.
37:00And this week's Starbaker is...
37:05I'll bet Stan until the power comes back on.
37:08Mrs. Turtletop, if you look up the winner, I'm going to fuck you up.
37:14Shouldn't I be out for this?
37:15Well, we're still flushing PCP out of your system, so we've gone local.
37:19But relax.
37:20You're in safe hands.
37:21Scalpel.
37:22Okay.
37:26Whoops.
37:28I just got the payment.
37:31AI algorithm is running.
37:33There it is.
37:34A $250 million transaction.
37:36Pulling the transaction data and just got the IP address and sending it to Barry.
37:40Got it.
37:41We're going to need a trace on the IP address.
37:42Yahtzee.
37:43Crest made a payment from a location on Killermont Street in Port Jarvis.
37:47That's pretty far from us.
37:48But not from me.
37:49Nana, gotta go.
37:50Bye.
37:52Okay.
37:54Backup's on the way, Alden.
37:57What?
37:58Farkas, what?
38:00Something about that town.
38:01Port Jarvis.
38:02Sounds familiar.
38:05Tina.
38:06When OTS dumped her phone, it showed that Tina had visited Port Jarvis.
38:10Sir, I know you're not aboard with all this, but you have to authorize having Tina transferred
38:14out of holding so we can question her.
38:16She's a captured spy being held under the Espionage Act.
38:19I'm not pulling her out without an okay from Langley.
38:21There's no time for that.
38:22Well, then she'll stay where she is.
38:23Well, then I'll just get her down here in some medical pretense.
38:26I'll be right back.
38:27You'll probably find her in the infirmary.
38:29I put her there.
38:30So, Emma, I don't want things to be awkward between us.
38:33I may be your new stepmom someday.
38:35Oh, God.
38:36Kill me now.
38:37Power's back on.
38:38Oh, finally.
38:39I can unclench.
38:41You know, it's funny.
38:41Our spritz actually pronounce it unclench.
38:44A little bit of a problem.
38:46The grid's back up, but the DEF CON scale just dropped down to level one.
38:49What the hell for?
38:51Every nuke in the USA has been shifted into ready launch position.
38:56World War III is about to jump off.
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