00:00Today I want to share a little conversation I had, you know, but before I get to the conversation, I
00:11kind of have to give a little bit of context, so you have to bear with me, kind of like
00:17this story, right?
00:18So, it was a couple of days ago, I was sitting in my couch and just doing fucking nothing, and
00:33then I hear a knock on the ceiling, it wasn't like a huge knock, right?
00:44It was like, you know, when someone knocks the door, kind of playfully, it was like that, so, I went
00:55upstairs, and I opened the ceiling, and standing on the antenna that I used to receive messages from Mars,
01:12So, there was this bird, I don't know what bird it was, maybe it was like a dog or an
01:20owl, like, I don't really believe in birds anyway, but, it was carrying a message, they could have sent a
01:31message with the antenna, but, I don't know if they have like a receiver, or like, in Mars, right?
01:39So, maybe they hadn't, like, it was very, like, clandestine, the place, so, maybe, it wasn't like a very high,
01:48high class of pictures, so, you know, you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm going to get to what
01:56the message was again, I'm kind of getting ahead of myself.
02:03So, it was this bird, so, it was this bird, and he, he, I don't know if it was he,
02:08but, the bird had a letter, um, it was addressed to me, and it was, that they saw, uh, my
02:18lastest invention,
02:20And, uh, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, because, yeah, I did, like, a, a few things,
02:29a few inventions, um, you know, I, I thought they were pretty okay, um, so, I made this, like, tonic,
02:45this tonic, you, you,
02:47If you're bald, you can rub it in your head, in your head, and, I guess you can kind of
02:54tell where this is going, so, you, you, you have, like, a tonic, you rub it in your head if
03:00you're bald, and, basically, you can die.
03:05So, uh, you know, but, the, the, uh, the government said that I cannot really make that, I cannot publicize
03:16it, uh, because it would swing the, the pendulum, the social pendulum, in favor of bald people, and it was,
03:28like,
03:28they're going to become gods or something like that so it was like well
03:33maybe I shouldn't I shouldn't publicize it but they didn't want me to I would have
03:38done it like I had hair in my in my head but I would have done it you know just
03:44for the fucks of it but whatever that's not the point and I don't know how they
03:54got this information because I didn't publicize it anywhere and it was like a
04:01little thing like you know it wasn't was some bullshit I made for fun
04:13so it was addressed to me and it was an invitation to a meeting with scientists
04:23and you know world leaders and whatever the fuck and it was a scam like it was
04:30obviously like some kind of scam like there's no way a world leader you know
04:36would go to up to such a place I'm not talk about the place but no no one was
04:45going to go there like important but I was going to go there just because just
04:52because I was bored you know I told you I was just sitting there and like my
04:56couch so why not why not go to this place so I go to the train right you know there's
05:11this thing trains nowadays are pretty weird okay I think it started with with the
05:21Biden administration so I think it is a problem with WOC okay I think it's a problem with WOC
05:29okay I think it's a problem with WOC
05:32when you get to the to the to the train there's like a panel that opens up it asks you
05:54if you hit yes you know a compartment opens in the train and it goes welcome to the high IQ
06:03area
06:06designated area designated area you can pay off your your passage with reddit gold
06:15so yeah I had to go there you know and you know there is like a bit of a reason
06:26right like they had like a little bit of a point because if you are too high IQ you start
06:32you know you start you know you start you know you start you
06:35your signals from your brain your your mind waves start interfering with the minds of
06:42other people you know so they had a point and especially with like you know I don't want to bother
06:51others so so you know especially the sickly sick people like for example you know pregnant women if they if
07:03I was near them they would probably just inflate like a balloon and pop and you know that's a fucking
07:13mess to clean up so I had to go to the high IQ zone designated zone
07:24and after I arrived you know it was like a just like it was like 15 minutes from Argentina to
07:36America by train
07:43so I arrived at the city of America so in America you know they're doing like their thing like they're
07:57hanging a cow because you know it was one of those like white and black cows I don't know if
08:05those are in America but you know in this case it was one of those like white and black cows
08:10I don't know if those are in America but you know
08:10one of those it was like we're hanging this cow because it has black and white separately so it's like
08:19it is in favor of segregation so they had to hang the cow and okay whatever you know in Rome
08:36do like Romans do right
08:42so I go to this bar and I already know that everyone is stupid because well everyone is well dressed
08:52and intelligence is an aesthetic so you present yourself as if you are very intelligent like you cannot be intelligent
09:03like the best way to be intelligent is to never talk
09:08and then people cannot know that you are stupid and therefore you are intelligent
09:17so I go to this place and it is a bar and they serve a very good rock and shard,
09:32glass shard sandwich
09:34in fact the glass shard are probably the freshest I ate because what they do is they grab a window
09:46before making the sandwich and then hit you in the head with the window so the shards are collected right
09:56there and then so it is as fresh as you can get glass shards for your sandwich
10:05so that was pretty good
10:10you know with this performance you can already tell you know it's a type of artsy bar so you know
10:20art and science they don't go well together so you know if it is very artsy it's not scientific
10:31in any case
10:32in any case um so I sit in one of the tables you know and this guy come comes up
10:40to me and he starts asking me about all what I do whatever the fuck you know
10:49he's very interested in what I do but you know a scientist doesn't really have to you know if he
11:01was a scientist right he wouldn't have to ask me this question he would just guess it by looking at
11:08me because I'm just that recognizable
11:17um
11:18but then I start with it so you know when someone asks you things you ask them you know out
11:25of respect you ask them back
11:27and this fucking dumbass says to me
11:36well
11:37I don't really know what to do because I feel like
11:43I don't have power in this world
11:46like I cannot make advances in science I cannot make advances in academia I cannot make
11:57I have no power in this world I cannot do anything
12:09and you know I was ready to just rip his head off
12:14though
12:16you know
12:17I
12:18decided to be meaner
12:20right
12:21and I said to him
12:27isn't it enough
12:30with all of the revolutions in things isn't it enough to try and revolutionize the hearts of people
12:47if you can choose something to do
12:53and that is able to affect people you know
13:01in
13:02in
13:03in a way that
13:04they desire
13:05right
13:07because
13:07everyone can alter the life of people
13:10you can alter
13:11alter
13:12alter the life of
13:16of
13:17whoever
13:17if
13:18if
13:18you
13:19if you attack them
13:22or you do anything to them
13:24you know
13:25and
13:26if it is something that
13:28they decide
13:29and
13:31and
13:31you provide them with
13:33an answer
13:35you allow them to
13:38to
13:40to change
13:41some idea
13:43you know
13:47if
13:48your music inspires people
13:53if
13:55what you make inspires people
13:58and
13:58it is the same thing with
14:00with thoughts
14:01right
14:04it is the same thing with thoughts
14:06you can
14:07have ideas
14:09that
14:10change
14:11the heart of people
14:13and
14:17they will have different ideas
14:19and
14:22they will get influenced by
14:24by
14:26your ideas
14:26and
14:27in that way
14:28maybe
14:29you won't change the world
14:31but
14:32you still have a power in this world
14:36you still can
14:39alter
14:40the lives of
14:42of people
14:42for the better
14:47so yeah
14:48that's what I told the fucking town
14:50a mess
14:50and
14:51you know
14:51after that I told him
14:53yeah
14:53you owe me like 5 million dollars
14:55because
14:56advice
14:58ain't free bro
14:59bold
14:59i know
14:59i know
14:59i love you
14:59i love you
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