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00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn, I am a wild enemy to have.
04:41Go away.
05:00Have you heard it from the tooter of the town of Valley Muck?
05:03Times are going hard with him, in fact, the man's will.
05:06He just sent out a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08as how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14if they found a hat of his convenience to the door.
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them,
05:20the better would the music be for battering the floor
05:22with the toot and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o.
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o.
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the flute at all?
05:36So then fill the flute or tip to into a little crooked hat.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute.
05:45Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:56I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which it...
06:28which is the most pure.
06:29Then I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunebrew.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night,
06:44all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and her, under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:04I just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:31It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:55Please!
08:05Please!
08:17Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:21It's a bright leaf.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:36Dee!
08:38What an oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys.
08:53Leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:04I don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault. My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped.
09:18Therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues. Your reputation is unblemished.
09:24And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for an election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A nice hood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness. Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone. Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realise that I'm always right.
10:12Ahem.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam.
10:16Mr Rafferty is here.
10:17I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23I've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:16That the end of the world is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of darkness!
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness to be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master, who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel.
12:12Who you said...
12:15You had boiler gills.
12:24There's a dying eel.
12:26Let the hell you boiler gills.
12:28Henry, grab!
12:35Unless...
12:36My master is threatening your life.
12:42My master...
12:43My master...
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone.
12:59To a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:04I will not be bullied by an unrighteous Mandrake Marianne.
13:10To be cock-holded by his own father.
13:12To be cock-holded by his own father.
13:14Well then, tear up the check.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house.
13:24This Sunday, when your congregation comes to this church, they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was
13:34found washed up on the rocks at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse.
13:38With lampreys riding in his throat.
13:43And leeches sucking on his eyes.
13:48Tell them stories.
13:49Tell them stories.
13:51Tell them stories.
13:53Tick, tick, tick...
13:55Tell them stories.
13:59Then relief?
14:08Tell them story to destiny.
14:10Tell them stories.
14:10To be quite well.
14:11Where are you?
14:15...the dawn?
14:16TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV her.
14:16I'm waiting for ya. The dreams are getting bigger, but this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the room is closed. They're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:52Dear Byron, I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust, who never cease to surprise me with their
15:18devotion to the cause.
15:24I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable, and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament, which is why
16:13I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:20perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Everywhere.
16:45All of the new Trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look, feel, and rejoice.
16:53Clean water in every home.
16:54And a water closet and Nash closet in every home too, even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year,
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles, and I know because I see the Trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17a feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:22In that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms. Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Soto.
17:36One.
17:37One.
17:38Hallelujah. Praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence of Jesus.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?
17:47He is my brother. He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman. And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh dear. Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud. How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself. And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago. When the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope? I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense. Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:02Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand, Agnes, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide...
19:13...that in her opinion, Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes, I know. Thank you.
19:22Well...
19:22About time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married. Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah, I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter...
19:47...that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr Disraeli himself has written to you...
19:53...and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate for Dublin at the next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour, thank you.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something...
20:29...which might have changed things, I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:51Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love...
20:58...I will tell you that you and this woman in the dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours, instinctively.
21:18However...
21:21...it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company...
21:27...we both grow up...
21:31...and fulfil our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:38I will run for election, and you will go say goodbye.
22:04Hello.
22:06How are you?
22:06I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week...
22:18...in return for turning a blind eye to your visits.
22:20I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while...
22:25...it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union.
22:40Fuck.
22:41But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness Brother means what?
22:48Look, it's...
22:50...an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:12We feel...
23:15...for the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I... I... I... I... I feel that it is time...
23:49...for both of us...
23:51...to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today...
24:10...to tell you that I have been thinking...
24:14...and now I'm certain...
24:16...I think I'm...
24:19...I've been thinking that I will propose...
24:24...to her...
24:26...to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your Lady of Divine Mercy...
24:35...who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here...
24:39...and lie...
24:40...like almost every other man of my class...
24:42...and have two fireplaces to sit at...
24:44...but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you...
24:54Yes.
24:58I...
24:58...I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy sacred fucking brewery...
25:09...goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward...
25:12...when it comes down to blood and beer...
25:14...the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward...
25:34...but you lie to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law...
25:38...replacing another, but in truth...
25:40...this is you running away from me...
25:43...because I am bad for business.
25:49Go home...
25:51...to where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:11Oh, when we sailed you in...
26:15...behind the springtime...
26:19...float all in note...
26:22...new among my mind...
26:25...you hold the note...
26:28...the note just moves the movement...
26:33...let go of the note...
26:35...and so move everything...
26:41...I can come to quantify the feeling...
26:49...I was walking home...
26:51...I've been dreaming...
26:59...Tighter.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry, ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:16Hmm.
27:25I was told you wanted to see me.
27:29Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:43Good.
27:48These...
27:50...last two weeks...
27:52...she has been...
27:53...so concerned.
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind...
28:06...has been shared with me.
28:10I sense gentleness...
28:14...in you and her.
28:16Sex I will accept...
28:17...but not tenderness.
28:18They are the same.
28:19Hmm.
28:19You can be the same...
28:21...she can be the same...
28:22...but there is nature...
28:23...which might have intervened.
28:24...
28:30...an accident, perhaps.
28:35I expected you to take precaution.
28:38Well, sometimes she insists.
28:39Stop!
28:43With the election coming, we cannot afford scandals.
28:51She's taking an awfully long time to get ready...
28:53...even for her.
28:56It's as if she's been forced to...
28:57...change into a different dress.
28:58Well, we should pray not.
29:01What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours.
29:08It's not God.
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently.
29:15The carriage is being brought around.
29:32I had to choose a different dress, yes.
29:36Oh dear, oh dear.
29:38Now, we can always...
29:40...figure out a way.
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this after the wedding.
29:46Today's a wonderful, wonderful day.
29:49And there will be no lumps and no grumps, Arthur.
29:51You will...
29:52...smile.
30:04Yes, um...
30:10Ah, Potter.
30:11One more thing.
30:12Yes, sir.
30:13We're putting you on the door.
30:14What door?
30:14The door of the cathedral.
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin has been drinking again.
30:19He's coming up from London alone, God help us.
30:21If he makes it to the church, make sure you take Potter.
30:24Make sure you keep him outside.
30:25Yes.
30:26Oh, Arthur, have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes.
30:30Pot water.
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne.
30:36Edward, look at me.
30:37Please.
30:39Your Guinness.
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits.
30:42If you want me to fall in the time.
30:47When I was just 15.
30:52I'm set as me.
30:56I want...
30:57I want you to care.
31:02Edward and Agilent.
31:07Brian, do it.
31:10Christian, do it.
31:14Someone please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin!
31:23I know too much.
31:25Husband.
31:26Thank God.
31:48There's nothing to see here. Move on.
32:09No.
32:11No.
32:13No.
32:14No.
32:16No.
32:17What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:34God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:45Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table and probably laughed at you.
32:52One of the maids told me you were here.
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone.
33:01My wife is disgusted with me.
33:06Because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin, and I never will be.
33:15No, no.
33:22Stop, stop, stop.
33:29I came here like an angel of mercy to show you what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:35I did.
34:20When clearing up after a party, you start with the broken glass.
34:24It's all the food you can throw away.
34:28The booze you keep for me to inspect.
34:32It's a shame to waste it.
34:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:38No, no, no, no, no.
34:39Ah, ah, ah, ah.
34:43Those of you ladies new to House Skinness, the rule is that copulating couples must not be disturbed and are
34:51to be cleaned around.
34:55Go ahead there, Nuala.
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion.
35:25I've been reading in the papers there's an election coming.
35:29What did we teach the working classes to read?
35:33I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness.
35:36So if politics is back on the agenda,
35:39I imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42to hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate.
35:46Indiscretions?
35:49Well, Edward, they were your Saturday nights
35:52and your New York arrangement.
35:54And you, Arthur, of course.
35:56Your Friday nights.
35:58So now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called
36:03an indiscretion tax.
36:04Mm-hmm.
36:06Could you...
36:07Sorry, could you take a look at the map, Bonnie?
36:09This is Dock 7.
36:11Well, we're sitting right now.
36:12Only this is a map of Dock 7,
36:14how it will look in a year and a half's time.
36:16We've swept it clean and built yet more cooperage and mash tun capacity.
36:22This area, just here, you see?
36:24Which is designated to be a new hogshead loading bay
36:26is currently...
36:27Well, it's your office, Mr. Champion.
36:30But of course, in order to facilitate
36:32this great big brewery expansion,
36:35your office, the stables, your lodging houses,
36:38the Angel Pub itself,
36:40will all be improved by Dinaway.
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious,
36:50they hereby serve you notice to quit.
36:57But...
36:58But...
36:59Since we are a famously philanthropic company,
37:02we might find it in our hearts
37:05to compensate you.
37:06You see,
37:08the days of men like you haunting these dogs,
37:11they're gone.
37:14Let's say...
37:163,000 pounds...
37:17Mm.
37:18...and an annual fee of 500.
37:21In return for...
37:22a completely uneventful election,
37:25and a very...
37:27peaceful...
37:28evacuation of these premises.
37:33Oh, by the way, you have one week.
37:42My price is 10,000!
37:45Or you can go to hell!
37:47Seven and a half.
37:49The final offer.
38:05I feel like you and I are becoming something of a team.
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing
38:12handing over the election to the New York Cowboy.
38:26The New York Cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30throughout the East Coast of the United States.
38:33And...
38:33Washington DC, where he claims
38:35President of the United States is himself now a drinker.
38:39Food.
38:43Greetings!
38:45From New York!
38:51With my return to Dublin,
38:53as soon,
38:54our election campaign begins.
38:57The demolition of Dr. 7
38:58we sell to people
39:00as proof of our virtue.
39:03As proof
39:04of our willingness
39:05to confront the sins
39:06of this sinful city.
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness
39:10is a vote for virtue.
39:14If I'm to hide your excesses, I need to know what they are.
39:19I'm going to need to know the truth about the people I'm going to be working with.
39:27Up until two months before my wedding,
39:33Ellen Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings in the docks.
39:41I am the conservative candidate standing for election in the city of Dublin.
39:45I've got absolutely no faults in her secret sauce whatsoever.
39:49Except for the fact that I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest.
39:55And my dear wife, whom I love in my own way, very much is pregnant.
40:08With my foreman's baby.
40:17So, infidelity...
40:18Three!
40:20Sodomy...
40:21Two!
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence...
40:27One!
40:29In my typical Dublin family, it'd be hard to find them.
40:32Because it's been ages.
40:34God bless us and save us.
40:35Back when I bang and it feels amazing.
40:37Going nowhere or going places.
40:47Oh, it's been ages.
40:49Since we made the front pages.
40:50Since we're in our hiatus.
40:52Back to annoying cunts that hate us.
40:54It's back to basics.
40:55A scumbag hood and shameless.
40:57Take more than that to tame us.
40:58All your fault cause you made us famous.
41:01It's glad it didn't lie.
41:02All of the demons did the crime.
41:04New centerpiece, telegraph.
41:05Did you miss us?
41:06Are you glad?
41:07Because we'll manage the rest of the plans.
41:08We saw so again, it's been class.
41:10I can't issue shot a mark.
41:12It's been unglucked.
41:13Gakla or a nook.
41:14Balls go rocked.
41:15Propaganda machine.
41:16Kneecap back all over your screens.
41:18Drug class will more review.
41:19I can add nice mass of wait and see.
41:22Cause it's been ages.
41:23Controversy won't face us.
41:24We hold all the cards in their aces.
41:26Try to retract your kids, but they'll hear us.
41:27We let the one move when your eyes take a tablet.
41:29Jay, hi, I'm thinking can't go to the cable.
41:31A cool vibe, but on the truth.
41:32I own it.
41:33Malaclava.
41:34Jay, Harley in the shin.
41:35Peace out for the money.
41:35Jerry, my jazz work.
41:36I don't want to be back in the Sunday world.
41:38So I'll smack that cunt with it back in my hole.
41:40Take that in your paper.
41:41Oh, it's been ages.
41:42Since they made the front pages.
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous.
41:46Sticking our face in your papers.
41:47But we get loved by our neighbors.
41:48You keep track when you're giving favors.
41:51Sad.
41:52Curly girl go well to jazz.
41:53Say the heat of the flas.
41:55I chain with your flag.
41:56They duff the mass.
41:56Chain with your flag.
41:57They duff the mass.
41:58I handle rudder.
41:59Hunt the last.
42:00Nice to move out the shin.
42:01The task.
42:01Clang already.
42:02Now one ass.
42:04On.
42:04Clean our face in your scum.
42:06That's enough for this boy to run.
42:08Sensational alien.
42:08That's job done.
42:18That's enough.
42:46That's enough for this boy.
42:50cartoon.
42:50What's that we do next week?
42:50Duff the Henry Thomas.
42:51Redneck knee.
42:54slower.
42:59La Versailles.
42:59Sorry your blighting.
43:00The baby Tommy Cale.
43:00How r描c down there.
43:00convert room mentioned.
43:08What梅 was no?
43:12Sure you all would play.
43:18I canosh.
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