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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 06: Penny Possum’s Pizzapocalypse
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00:19you
00:20That gunfire? Sandy? Mom! You need to get out of here. What's going on? You're in danger. What is Oscar?
00:24He's picking up the cake. Take Romeo and go hug the back. Now! I'll be fine. Go! Come on!
00:30Where the hell is the Swedish mafia here? We jammed them up in Panama. I guess they still got beef
00:35with us.
00:39You two run for the door. I'll cover. Ready? No! No!
01:01Go! Go! Go!
01:08Hey, be a good boy, okay?
01:13Where are they? Reloading.
01:18Five. Right there are six men.
01:22Where the hell is number six?
01:24Ready?
01:25No, no, no, no, no.
01:26What do you mean, no?
01:27Put him down. I need something to fight with. What am I gonna fight?
01:29You forgot who's in charge here. I can run that way and I can remind you.
01:35Behind you!
01:36herramient.
01:52Whoa!
01:53Shit.
01:54Whoa!
01:59Whoa!
02:13Oh, my God.
02:49I need to do something.
02:50No, no, Carter. Stay with me. Please.
02:52I don't understand. This is my chance to be a hero.
02:55Justin Brock hired me.
02:56Carter, no, no!
03:01We'll shove pizza in your face
03:02Penny possum pizza place
03:10We'll shove pizza in your face
03:12From Timber to the outer space
03:15We'll shove that pizza in your face
03:24Wake up, Carter!
03:26Carter, wake up! Wake up!
03:28Oh, shit.
03:36Thanks.
03:43No need for this any longer.
03:52Brilliant.
04:02There must be a way of dropping some weights that we can ascend to the top
04:06Yeah, ascent weights, but they can't be released without the computer system
04:10And that's down
04:12I tell you, Jim Cameron is a smart guy
04:14He wouldn't have built a submersible without a failsafe system
04:18There must be a way for us to get to the top without power
04:20Why are we stressing?
04:21Cameron's assistant said that if we don't resurface within eight hours, it's time for help
04:25You don't listen
04:26In less than an hour, the nuclear power plant is going to run a diagnostic reboot
04:30This is when Greta's virus can attack
04:33Wipe the whole thing out
04:35I'm sorry. No, I'm not listening
04:36The music's too loud and the vibes are too good
04:41Are you okay, Dane?
04:44Huh? Yeah, I'm great
04:45I'm just going to hit Shakedown Street before the set starts to get myself a special brownie
04:50You want any?
04:50I think we're good
04:52Alright, I don't want to miss drums in space!
04:55Oh God
04:56The power outage must have shut down the system that regulates our levels of helium, nitrogen, and oxygen
05:01If that ratio is off, it could mean we experience high-pressure neurological syndrome
05:06Which I think is why he thinks he's at a Grateful Dead concert
05:09And it is very likely affecting the both of us right now, too
05:15Are you sure?
05:17I feel fine
05:19Yeah
05:21Pretty sure
05:26And what, Officer Putt, was the purpose of this?
05:29I just missed Tina
05:32Let the record show that all of us admit that the Lego head is super creepy
05:38But if that and dirty text is all you got, why are we here?
05:43To get to the truth
05:44Now, Officer Putt, you made this thing because you were lonely
05:47Now, you've been lonely a great deal in your life
05:49Haven't you?
05:50Now, do you feel that your family history or lack thereof has affected your judgment?
05:55I'm sorry?
05:55I'm asking if the lack of familial love in your childhood made you susceptible to emotional manipulation
06:03I've counseled many patients who've lost their parents
06:06Not once has it turned them against their country
06:09Besides, I know personally that the Bruners and everyone on Barry's team love him like family
06:16And that includes me
06:18Now, if you have any real questions, we'll be answering them with a cadre of real attorneys
06:23No offense, Ru
06:24Let's go
06:27Boom!
06:27Boom!
06:28You can't handle the Ruth
06:37I've served the CIA since I was 20
06:41Been shot at while hanging from a helicopter
06:44Fought to the death in a Turkish prison
06:48I even got blasted into space
06:50I did that to defend this country and its ideals
06:54I just fell in love with the wrong person
07:03The ascent weights are mounted to the hull by bolts that dissolve in seawater after 12 hours
07:09I'm trying to find a way to drop the weights manually, but it seems to be impossible
07:15Are you okay?
07:17Yeah, uh, yeah, I'm just trying to think straight
07:20There's gotta be a way to speed up the dissolution of the bolts
07:23If fire takes in oxygen and puts out carbon dioxide, is it alive?
07:27That's it
07:28We use the fuel and the oxygen tank hoses to create an acetylene torch
07:32Then we can melt the bolts through the hull
07:34And the weights drop and we float up
07:37That is a brilliant idea
07:41Wow
07:42Are you alright, Dad?
07:45Dad
07:46Are you okay?
07:48Okay
07:56Hey
07:59Time to go, champ
08:00What happened?
08:01You lift your dome and ate the floor
08:03What?
08:04Take a seat, sit down
08:04Sit down
08:06Oh, baby
08:06What?
08:07Hi
08:07Hold this, hold this, huh?
08:09This is Officer Reece, code 631-8512
08:12We need to clean up at my location ASAP
08:13We got six down
08:15Six?
08:16I only count five
08:17Not in the kitchen
08:18There's no one in there, mate
08:19What?
08:21Call you back
08:21Are you okay?
08:22I'm gonna be in the car, alright?
08:25Pardon me
08:26I'd like to make a whimsical purchase, please
08:32I'd like to make a whimsical purchase, please
08:32Shit
08:35Where the hell did he go?
08:37Take me to Luke Bruno
08:43No
08:43No
08:44No
08:44We-we-we got a runner
08:46Son of a bitch
08:47No
08:52No
08:54No
08:55No
08:56No
08:57No
08:59No
09:01No
09:01No
09:07Oh, shit
09:10His leg thing was beeping
09:12Throw it!
09:14Shit
09:21Very good.
09:23You saved my life.
09:25No one ever told you
09:27that you look like a young Sigourney weaver.
09:30All right, now she likes him too.
09:32A three-quarter socket head, please?
09:34The one that looks like a holosylinder.
09:36You know what a damn socket head is, Dad?
09:38Yeah, of course.
09:39Hey, Dane, give me the lighter.
09:40What's mine is yours, compadre.
09:44Yeah, we got it.
09:45All right.
09:47Yeah.
09:50Ribbits heat the rods that connect to the bolts
09:53that hold the weights.
09:55Bolts get hot, disintegrate, weights fall off.
09:58Subs should rise.
10:03This is working.
10:04We're rising.
10:05We'll be topside soon.
10:07We'll call Cody at Guyland,
10:08tell him to kill the diagnostic check.
10:10Greta's not winning this one.
10:14Look at how beautiful you look with your hair.
10:16My hair?
10:18Yeah.
10:19You look adorable, too.
10:21So smiley.
10:22And when you get excited,
10:23it's funny because your arms go like this.
10:29When you look at me,
10:31what do you see?
10:31A puppet.
10:32How are you seeing me?
10:33I see pig's tails and tandem jumper
10:36and always mad little girl.
10:39Well, not always.
10:41To be honest with you,
10:43always.
10:44Dad, I thought you were done looking at me
10:46like a little kid.
10:49I'm sorry.
10:50If I give you this impression,
10:52I lied.
10:53Because I know that you've grown up,
10:57but I still see the little girl
10:58who played dolls with me.
10:59Remember all the dolls you had?
11:01You had like hundreds of dolls
11:02and every one of those dolls
11:05had a backstory.
11:06And then he would quiz me.
11:08He asked me very different questions.
11:09If I got it wrong,
11:11oh, hell broke loose,
11:12I tell you.
11:13But I never turned it down.
11:15Because I knew
11:16that the day will come
11:17where you grow up
11:18and you will not invite me anymore
11:19to play with those dolls.
11:21I would give anything
11:23to get to play dolls with you
11:25one more time.
11:32I'm sorry, Schatzel,
11:33if I always made you feel like
11:37you're the little girl,
11:38I would try to do better.
11:41I promise.
11:49If cells are constantly dividing,
11:52which makes their numbers multiply,
11:53are they multiplying
11:54or are they dividing?
11:56Math.
11:58I think I'm high.
12:02Security office,
12:03Lambert speaking.
12:04This is CIA officer Le Brunner again.
12:06Do not run the daily diagnostic check.
12:09If you do,
12:10the virus is going to infect your system.
12:12But hold on,
12:13something's happening.
12:14Our coastal load center in Seattle
12:16is in complete mechanical failure.
12:18Seattle?
12:18That's where the Kodiak Island
12:20nuclear power is sent.
12:21Look, I gotta go.
12:22If the load center is down,
12:23our nuclear output has nowhere to go.
12:24We need to shut operations down now.
12:26No, no, wait, wait, wait.
12:28Greta totally misdirected us.
12:30Her virus wasn't targeting the power plant.
12:32She was targeting
12:32where the power was sent and distributed.
12:34She knew she hit the coastal load center,
12:36then Kodiak Island
12:37would be forced to shut itself down.
12:38Greta to us, zero.
12:42Don't worry, man.
12:43There are plenty of other fish in the sea.
12:45Just next time,
12:46don't go fishing in the Baltic Sea.
12:47Hey, hey, hey.
12:48I need to talk to you three.
12:50I think I made myself clear earlier.
12:52You're gonna want to hear this.
12:53OTS went through
12:54Tina's desktop, laptop, and phone.
12:56We found encrypted communications
12:57between her and her handler,
12:59Mikhail Volok.
12:59That's our file on him.
13:01Oh.
13:02They don't appear to have any association
13:04with Dante Criss,
13:05other than Russia's interest
13:07in happily watching a terrorist
13:08try to take down the U.S. power grid.
13:10Great.
13:11She's not trying to destroy the world.
13:13Just me.
13:14From what we've ascertained,
13:15Tina's parents emigrated to Russia
13:16before she was born.
13:18As a child,
13:18she was part of a program
13:19that paid families in exchange
13:21to send children
13:21to a state-run espionage school.
13:23As a teen,
13:24she was sent to the U.S.
13:25with a fabricated ID
13:26and began a career
13:26that led her to the NSA
13:28and ultimately the CIA.
13:29I swear I had no idea
13:30about this, sir.
13:31We know that now.
13:33Among Tina's communiques
13:34with Volok,
13:34she said that she had not
13:35turned you yet.
13:36You have been reinstated.
13:38There you go.
13:39You're off the bench, pal.
13:40You feel better?
13:41Nothing can make me feel better.
13:45Well, Greta's already
13:46halfway to her goal
13:47to wipe out the grid.
13:50Knowing her,
13:51she's probably already
13:52on to her next move.
13:53Well, then you guys
13:54should get out of here.
13:54I'll wait for Cameron's subguy.
13:56How are you going
13:56to get home?
13:57I'm the Great Dane.
13:59I'll finagle
13:59a private jet or something.
14:01We owe you one.
14:03Thanks, Great Dane.
14:05Act on, baby.
14:06Go save the world.
14:07You guys are cool.
14:11Tonight was fun.
14:14Hey, I actually ordered a...
14:16Whoa!
14:30I wanted to look you in your eyes
14:32and tell you what you already know.
14:35And I know that what we had
14:36was real.
14:37The only reason you got caught
14:39is because you saved my life
14:40while I was up in space.
14:41So that means that deep down
14:45somewhere,
14:47you care about me.
14:49I invested a lot of time
14:51and energy into you, Barry.
14:54If you died,
14:56I would have had to start
14:57all over again
14:59with someone else.
15:00So,
15:02you don't love me anymore?
15:05I never did.
15:47What's going on?
16:02What do you mean?
16:04When we just recently broke up
16:06and now all of a sudden
16:07you're serving me
16:07a kaiser schmwann
16:08and apfisch strudel?
16:10I mean, look,
16:11I know you well enough
16:12and I know you have
16:13a guilty conscience.
16:14Dad, please.
16:16She's allowed to make breakfast
16:17for her family.
16:18Right.
16:20What happened
16:21while we were gone?
16:22May I watch
16:24Franklin and Bash, please?
16:28What happened?
16:31I went to Romy's birthday party
16:33and the Swedish mafia
16:34showed up
16:34and tried to kill us.
16:35There.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:37Romy?
16:37No, no, everyone's fine.
16:39Well,
16:39Carter hit his head.
16:40What were you thinking?
16:42I was thinking
16:43I wanted to see my grandchild
16:44for the first time in months.
16:46I was thinking
16:47I hate
16:48that your job,
16:49something I had no say in,
16:51is disrupting
16:52so many lives.
16:53People could have gotten killed
16:55because of you.
16:56That was a selfish move.
16:57Okay, Dad.
16:58Easy.
16:59I know.
16:59I was there.
17:00I was terrified.
17:02Thank God for chips.
17:03What does he have to do with this?
17:04He risked his life
17:05to save mine.
17:11There you go.
17:12You don't have to do this, you know.
17:14No, I'm happy to help.
17:16Although,
17:16it would be much easier
17:17if my hands
17:19were unfettered.
17:20Look at this.
17:21So awkward.
17:22Nice try.
17:24Fine.
17:26But I do appreciate
17:27what you did for my mom.
17:29I mean,
17:29you could have died
17:30for a woman you hardly know.
17:31Oh,
17:31but I do know her.
17:33The put-upon wife
17:34of an international spy,
17:36yes,
17:36that was my mom.
17:37She passed when I was seven,
17:39but
17:41I never forgot
17:42the essence of my mother.
17:43She was a good woman.
17:45A good woman
17:46whose first and last priorities
17:47were her family
17:48and, well,
17:49Tali,
17:51her essence
17:52is the same as my mom's.
17:53It does sound like her.
17:55You know,
17:55before you and your father
17:56returned while she was cooking,
17:59she brought me over a plate,
18:01shared a home-cooked meal
18:03with me,
18:03a family meal.
18:04I can't even remember
18:05the last time I had that.
18:06It's magical.
18:07We're very lucky.
18:08But you and your father
18:09were a family.
18:10I suppose.
18:11Look, Emma,
18:12I, um,
18:14I know I'm a bit of a nutter,
18:16but I more than fancy you
18:17and, and, um,
18:19I just can't lie to you
18:21any longer.
18:22About what?
18:24About how my father passed.
18:28He died because of me.
18:30As we were completing
18:31our final operation,
18:32I took a bullet to the thigh.
18:34He refused to leave me behind
18:36and we were under fire.
18:39He jumps on top of me
18:40and he's,
18:41he's riddled with bullets.
18:43And as he's bleeding out,
18:45I'm just desperately trying
18:47to gather up the top secret paperwork
18:48that needs to be transferred.
18:49You see,
18:50we obtained this valise
18:51that the lock had been shot off
18:52and the contents had spilled out.
18:54We couldn't just leave it behind.
18:55Our government said
18:55it was of the utmost importance.
18:58Always complete the mission.
18:59Always complete the mission.
19:01I gathered everything
19:02and that's when I saw
19:05they were photos.
19:07A member of parliament
19:08and his mistress.
19:09That's what cost my father
19:10his, his life,
19:12you know,
19:12covering up an affair.
19:13I mean, it's...
19:17He saw those snapshots
19:18in my hand
19:19as he was dying
19:20and...
19:23Theo.
19:26That's when he knew
19:26it was all for nothing.
19:29I don't know why,
19:31I've just,
19:31I've never shared that
19:32with anyone before.
19:34With you, I'm...
19:37I appreciate you listening,
19:39Emma Bruner.
19:40I do.
19:42Oh, yes.
19:44I have a...
19:45Here, hold on.
19:46A sign of my affection.
19:50How about that?
19:52May I?
19:57There you go.
19:59Fits beautifully.
20:00Now watch closely.
20:06Oh, wow.
20:08I got a great deal on it,
20:10okay?
20:10It was only like 500 tickets
20:11or something.
20:12Can I kiss you?
20:13Um, absolutely not.
20:15I didn't think so.
20:17Uh, but thank you for this.
20:19Wow.
20:20I do appreciate the gift.
20:24And, uh,
20:25since we're done
20:26with the dishes,
20:26I should probably,
20:28um,
20:29get about an hour's sleep
20:30before everyone wakes up
20:31and this place gets
20:31really loud.
20:32Oh, I understand.
20:33So, rest up
20:35and, uh,
20:36you know,
20:36dream of me.
20:38Back to the radiator.
20:39Back to the radiator.
20:40I get him settled.
20:42Hey, Dad.
20:44Chisel.
20:45Better get some rest,
20:47okay?
20:47You too.
20:49Okay.
21:01That's the least I can do
21:03after what you've done
21:04for Tali.
21:04She and I may be through,
21:05but I don't ever want
21:06anything to happen to her.
21:08And what you did
21:10took character.
21:11Your thanks warms
21:12the cockles
21:13of my frosty heart.
21:14As long as you
21:15keep those cockles
21:16away from my daughter.
21:18So, no salute
21:19for the weary?
21:20The adrenaline
21:20is still pumping
21:21through my body
21:22from the last mission.
21:23You know,
21:23you actually exceed
21:24Greta's stories of you.
21:25Greta talked about me.
21:26She says she got
21:27all of her best moves
21:28from you.
21:28She's flattering me
21:29because the truth is
21:30it's the most
21:31brilliant operative
21:33that I've ever encountered.
21:35You know,
21:36Emma was hallucinating
21:37that they're in a submarine,
21:39that I am a puppet.
21:40I think that subconsciously
21:42she believes
21:43that I could be
21:44manipulated by someone
21:45like Greta.
21:46But Greta and I,
21:47we have a connection
21:49that Emma
21:50will never understand.
21:51I really believe
21:52that the only way
21:53I emotionally disconnected
21:54from Greta
21:55was because I believed
21:56she was dead.
21:57But now since we know
21:58that she's alive,
21:59what?
22:00I may have made a mistake.
22:03What mistake?
22:05Before you got back,
22:06Donnie left his laptop
22:06on the coffee table.
22:07When no one was looking,
22:09I sent an email to Greta
22:10explaining that you still
22:11had feelings for her.
22:12Why did you do that?
22:13I don't know.
22:15I just,
22:16it's,
22:16after spending time
22:18with your family
22:19and your team,
22:20there's just so much
22:21good out there
22:22and I'd just rather
22:22be on the side
22:23of protecting it
22:24than destroying it.
22:25And I thought
22:26that the email
22:26would get her to abandon
22:27going through
22:28with Dante Crest's plan.
22:29And I thought
22:29if she knew
22:30that you two
22:30could be together again,
22:31she'd stop attacking
22:32the grid.
22:32You see,
22:32she's like me, Luke.
22:34She's only in this
22:35for the money.
22:36I don't think
22:36she really wants
22:37to see what happens
22:37when the power goes down.
22:39No,
22:39I certainly don't.
22:40Maybe I did once,
22:40but I certainly
22:41don't now.
22:42And if she believes
22:43that she has a future
22:44with her once
22:44in a lifetime love,
22:46she might just
22:46abandon this whole
22:47Dante Crest endeavor.
22:49But,
22:52I'm not sure
22:53any of us
22:54have a future
22:55right now.
22:57Why?
22:57Because that's one
22:58of Greta's
22:58go-to mercenaries
22:59out there.
23:00I must have
23:01left the connection
23:01open on Donnie's laptop
23:02and they obviously
23:03traced the signal
23:04back here.
23:05Reach!
23:06Reach!
23:10Six mile at the back.
23:12We're surrounded.
23:13They've stopped
23:13about 30 yards away.
23:14They don't seem
23:15to be coming any closer.
23:16Hey,
23:16what the hell's going on?
23:17Greta has a dozen guys.
23:19Front and back in position.
23:20What are they,
23:20vampires they need
23:21to be invited in?
23:22Isn't this guy
23:23supposed to be
23:23in handcuffs?
23:24Three firearms per man.
23:25Side arms,
23:26hip pieces,
23:27ankle bulges.
23:27How did they find us?
23:28I may have extended
23:30an electronic olive branch
23:32to Greta
23:32that turned out
23:33to be traceable.
23:35Not cool, man.
23:36Well,
23:36let's just focus
23:36on how to get out of this.
23:38What's a hubbub?
23:38We got some bad boys
23:39in the hood.
23:41Nope.
23:42Oh, no!
23:43Spotted!
23:43Oh, my God!
23:44Dick!
23:45Bad Donnie!
23:45Bad Donnie!
23:46The sergeant
23:47needs this space.
23:48What?
23:49We got a bunch of prudes.
23:51He likes to breathe.
23:52Salt and pepper pubes.
23:54Oh, jeez!
23:55I'm going to get in touch
23:56with Reese.
23:57Get some backup here.
23:59My phone is not working.
24:01I don't have any signal
24:01either.
24:02Yeah, me neither.
24:03Emails out and text.
24:04The sons of bitches
24:05jammed us.
24:06We have a landline?
24:13Greta!
24:14So that's her.
24:16So cool.
24:21So what's your game plan now?
24:23Rescue chips
24:24and kidnap me again?
24:25None of the above.
24:26I love you,
24:27you love me,
24:28but I need to finish this job.
24:29And you and your team
24:31have become friends
24:32in my side.
24:33So for everyone's sake,
24:35I'm making sure
24:35that your safe house
24:36stays safe
24:37with soldiers of fortune
24:39from around the globe.
24:40the best
24:41Dante's money can buy.
24:43They've been instructed
24:44not to harm you
24:45unless anyone
24:46so much
24:46as sticks
24:47a toe outside.
24:50Then it's
24:50shoot to kill.
24:52You make a move
24:53and that bit of bull
24:54is who chips his head.
24:55I don't mean it.
24:57Please,
24:58do me the favor.
25:00He not only
25:00got himself abducted,
25:02but he hasn't even
25:02attempted to escape.
25:04He's either useless
25:05or compromised
25:06by something
25:07that's taken precedence
25:08over me.
25:09So just sit tight
25:11until my hired guns
25:13finish the job
25:14and take down the grit.
25:16Then you and I
25:17will ride off
25:18into the sunset
25:21like we should have done
25:22all those years ago.
25:26Cut it.
25:29Scheiße.
25:31Just got the line.
25:32Now we have no way
25:33to call for help.
25:34Actually, wait,
25:35I have a sat phone.
25:36From where?
25:37Well, nothing.
25:38It's just when we were
25:39fighting the Swedes,
25:39I pulled it from their car.
25:41And what did you find on it?
25:43Stuff.
25:43Shit, Alden,
25:44what the hell's wrong with you?
25:45Look, I was going to talk
25:46to Luke about it
25:47in private when he got back.
25:48We just haven't gotten
25:49around to it yet.
25:50I order you to tell me
25:51what was on it.
25:54Carter's comic was on it.
25:55Oh, God.
25:56An AI program
25:57the Swedes used
25:57to match locations
25:58drawn in it.
25:59Someone in their crew
26:00must read online comics
26:01and they stumbled across it.
26:03Carter, look,
26:04I'm sorry, man.
26:04I know we're not
26:05each other's biggest fan,
26:06but I didn't want it
26:07to go down this way.
26:08It's impossible.
26:09The only things I drew
26:10were stuff I could see
26:11outside my bedroom window,
26:12like a downtown office
26:13building or a church steeple.
26:14That's all AI needs.
26:15They cross-reference photos
26:16and maps
26:17and can pinpoint
26:18your general location.
26:19The Swedes must have
26:20come here
26:20and have been driving
26:21around for days
26:22just waiting
26:23to spot one of us.
26:24Clocked Hallie
26:25and had their goons
26:26follow right to the birthday party.
26:27Oh, my God.
26:29I'm so sorry.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:31It's not your fault.
26:32I could have gotten
26:32us all killed.
26:33Yes, it's definitely your fault,
26:35but having their phone
26:36actually might save us now.
26:37It's blocked.
26:38We can't make a call, right?
26:39But I bet there are
26:40more Swedes still in town.
26:41There is no way
26:42they sent all of their men
26:42on the one scouting party
26:44that found us.
26:44If we turn the sap phone
26:46back on...
26:46The rest of the Swedes
26:47will follow the GPS signal
26:49all the way to our doorstep.
26:50Greta or her soldiers
26:51see them.
26:52Think we call someone
26:52for help.
26:53They go after each other.
26:54While we make our escape.
26:55And then we will go out
26:55for spice and pudding.
27:05Pancakes without lingon, Barry.
27:07What's the point?
27:09It's on there's.
27:11What's going on
27:11at the pizza place?
27:13He says CIA cleaning crew
27:14is there.
27:15Our guys are dead.
27:16Their guys are gone.
27:19It's Sven's phone.
27:21It's back online.
27:22It's a new avatar.
27:24How do I make it bigger?
27:30Greta found us here
27:31because of me, right?
27:32So the least I can do
27:34is fight alongside you.
27:36He was armed
27:37in the pizza place, right?
27:38Did you try anything?
27:40Actually, no.
27:41He turned his weapon
27:42over to me.
27:43Marit,
27:44I'll take your cuff off.
27:45But if you try anything,
27:47you're dead.
27:48Drop your pants.
27:53Oh, so it's fine
27:54when he does it?
27:57I spy with my little eye
28:00something red.
28:05Stop sign.
28:07I spy with my little eye
28:10by something
28:12boxing.
28:20How the hell
28:21did they call me for backup?
28:22Luke always finds a way.
28:29Ready?
28:30Let's get to the SUV.
28:46Hey, Talon!
28:47To be a favor,
28:47I need my hands free.
28:49It's okay.
28:49It's okay.
28:50Let's go.
28:53All right.
28:54Got it.
29:13Let's go.
29:14All right.
29:22One, two.
29:24One, two.
30:05Now, as civilians,
30:06you might be feeling
30:07a little vulnerable
30:08having lost your safe house.
30:09More than a little.
30:10Now, don't worry.
30:11You're going to be safe in here
30:13until we get our new accommodations.
30:14In the meantime,
30:15I get you all
30:16limited access
30:17inside the building.
30:19Here.
30:19for the gym,
30:20the museum,
30:23commissary,
30:24and, of course,
30:25the gift shop.
30:26Yeah.
30:26Yeah, thank you.
30:30Holy shit!
30:31Whoa.
30:33Are those us?
30:34Yeah, they arrived yesterday
30:36to augment your therapy.
30:38Hmm.
30:40Hello,
30:42handsome.
30:44Uh, just out of curiosity,
30:46what are we doing
30:47with Dr. No Thanks?
30:48Hmm?
30:50It's a magnetic vest.
30:51Orton,
30:52you check with OTAs
30:53and see how far along
30:53they are with cracking
30:54that blackberry.
30:55Take chips with you.
30:56What do I do with, uh,
30:57Piggy Boy?
30:58Carter will look after him.
30:59Copy that.
31:01Okay, there you go.
31:03So he likes
31:04squashing carrots at noon,
31:05a snack of broccoli at four.
31:07He always naps after he eats.
31:08He prefers to fall asleep
31:09to Smokey Robinson.
31:10He's afraid of vacuums,
31:11and I swear to God,
31:12if there's a scratch
31:13on a hair
31:14on his chinny-chin-chin,
31:15it's your ass.
31:16So I'm a pig sitter now?
31:19And Emma and I
31:20will talk to
31:20greatest muscle,
31:21squeeze everything out of him
31:22that he knows.
31:23All right, everybody?
31:24Let's get going.
31:25Come on.
31:25All right.
31:26So,
31:27what should we do first?
31:28I'm good.
31:31Oh.
31:32Tally,
31:33after this morning's excitement,
31:34perhaps a little walk
31:35might make you feel better.
31:36Yes, please.
31:37Let's do it.
31:52It's a nice shine
31:53that you got there, Dita.
31:56Unless you want a matching set,
31:57I suggest you tell us
31:58everything you know
31:59about Greta's plan.
32:01eat shit.
32:02Now, that's not very nice, Dita.
32:04We're here to try to help you.
32:06I've been waterboarded
32:07and survived
32:08Chinese water torture.
32:09You can't break me.
32:11Oh, we're not going to break you.
32:13We're going to call our friend,
32:14Norm Carlson.
32:15Norm.
32:16Greta went to a DARPA facility
32:18in Kansas.
32:19Why?
32:20I'm just hired muscle.
32:21She doesn't share any specifics.
32:22Okay, contacts.
32:25Carlson.
32:25Norm.
32:26Okay, wait.
32:27She said you needed to borrow
32:28something from your government.
32:29What?
32:30I don't know.
32:30But there's stuff that is
32:31instrumental to her plan.
32:33And if she wants something,
32:35she can't be stopped.
32:36You should know.
32:38You're the one who has all been
32:39hotsy-totsy with her.
32:42Hotsy-totsy?
32:43He's a liar.
32:44I'm not lying.
32:45I don't want Norm Carlson
32:46anywhere near my slacks.
32:48I think we got everything
32:49out of him we needed.
32:52Can rally the troops
32:53briefing in town.
32:58How hotsy-totsy.
33:10Director Reed,
33:11may I speak with you a moment?
33:19Well, we just learned from Dieter
33:21Greta hit a DARPA facility
33:22in Kansas.
33:23Well, DARPA spots
33:24are practically invisible.
33:25Like, how the hell
33:26could she pull that off?
33:27Because it's Greta Nelson.
33:29Sorry, I'm late.
33:30DOD has confirmed
33:31that there is a secret
33:32DARPA facility
33:33in Ulysses, Kansas.
33:35That's not too far
33:36from the hydroelectric dam
33:37that Greta needs to take down.
33:39The military is there
33:39and so far they're fine.
33:40DARPA's got all kinds
33:41of weapons and gadgets,
33:42experimental and otherwise.
33:44Scares me to think
33:45what she could have
33:45taken from there.
33:47Let's read.
33:48Yes, sir.
33:50Understand.
33:52Well, one thing we know
33:53that you took,
33:54which is an AWC,
33:56an atmospheric water cannon.
33:58What the heck is that?
33:59It's like a bazooka gun
34:00that sucks air in,
34:02pulls out all the humidity,
34:03and then shoots water
34:04out the other end
34:05at super high pressure.
34:06Like when you have dairy?
34:07Yep.
34:07Let me guess.
34:09They hooked the water bazooka
34:10up to the Sun Tower
34:11subterranean molten salt exchange
34:13and it exploded.
34:15Third power plant's down.
34:16The National got surrounded it.
34:18She must have made
34:19her team drill underneath.
34:20Bottom line is,
34:21Greta's down to the dam.
34:23She takes that out,
34:23the whole grid goes with it.
34:24And whatever else
34:25she takes from DARPA
34:26is going to tell us
34:27exactly how she plans
34:28to attack that dam.
34:29Rue and Emma,
34:30you both go to Kansas,
34:31find out everything
34:32that you can at DARPA.
34:33Why?
34:33Boo.
34:34Very simple,
34:35because you both have proven
34:36to work very efficiently
34:37to get under pressure.
34:38Alton, Chips, and I,
34:39we're going to visit the dam.
34:41Actually, I just got
34:41an update from OTS.
34:43The Blackberry was a fresh burner,
34:45nothing on it other than emails,
34:46but they confirmed
34:47that the hitmen
34:48were hired by Kress
34:48to take out Bashir,
34:49the builder,
34:50before he talked to us.
34:51What's interesting
34:51is the emails are in this
34:53distinct, rare Sardinian dialect.
34:55So if we find
34:56the hitmen's handlers,
34:57we're one link in the chain
34:58closer to finding Kress.
34:59And I know just the
35:00little Italian informant
35:01who's going to get us there.
35:03No, I'm not.
35:04That and Anna
35:04makes me uncomfortable.
35:05You just can't always
35:08horny.
35:08Barry, you're there
35:09in the sky.
35:10And Chips and I,
35:11we're going to go
35:11and visit the dam
35:12in Colorado.
35:22Whoa.
35:23Come again?
35:24He was busy doodling
35:25Garfield.
35:25Plan C.
35:26Chips, you're coming with me,
35:27so you better gear up,
35:28okay?
35:28We're going to take the planes.
35:30It's going to take us
35:30a few hours to get
35:31to the dam
35:31and to DARPA.
35:32So let's get going.
35:33Come on.
35:37Hey.
35:39You sure you're going
35:40to be okay here?
35:40One floor below
35:41she who shall not be named?
35:43I think so.
35:45I don't know.
35:46Look, man,
35:47I know what it's like
35:48to be in close quarters
35:49with a woman you still feel
35:50for that doesn't feel
35:51the same.
35:54Emma.
35:54Yeah, I'm still crazy
35:55about her, man.
35:56No, um, I mean,
35:59Emma.
36:02Shit.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:05I just came back
36:05from my phone.
36:07I can't really talk about this
36:09right now because of Greta.
36:11Well, I don't want to talk
36:12about it ever.
36:13I'm going to go save America.
36:15Okay.
36:16Shit.
36:17I mean, I've known about
36:18his and Emma's real job
36:20for a few months now,
36:21but to actually be
36:22in the building
36:23where they work...
36:25That's a lot to process.
36:26I'll teach you some
36:27breathing exercises later
36:28that might help.
36:30You know what?
36:31I'm just going to use
36:32the restroom.
36:32If you don't mind,
36:32I'll meet you back
36:33at your office.
36:34Sounds good.
36:34I'm going to go find
36:36some sugar-free snacks
36:37for everyone.
36:39Remember, breathe.
36:41Okay.
36:48Don't you run off now,
36:50comrade.
36:51I'll be back in five.
37:07What do you want?
37:08When he was eight,
37:09Barry lost his parents
37:10in a car accident.
37:12At nine,
37:12his aunt got sick
37:14and couldn't care
37:15for him anymore.
37:16By 15,
37:17he had gone through
37:17half a dozen foster homes.
37:1916,
37:19he ran away from an orphanage
37:21because they made him
37:22sleep in the basement.
37:23At 21,
37:24he became Luke's handler
37:26and part of our family.
37:29He has a caring,
37:30loving heart
37:32and you toyed with it.
37:33It's a spy game.
37:35If he can't handle it,
37:36they're hiring
37:36at the post office.
37:41You don't fuck
37:42with one of my kids.
37:45Struncita.
37:51The woman I love
37:52is off saving the world.
37:53What am I doing?
37:54I'm sitting here
37:55babysitting swine.
37:56Hello up, man.
37:57Tally and Dr. Pepsi
37:58will be back soon
37:59with snacks,
38:00so we just get to
38:01sit here, chill,
38:03and do puppet shit.
38:05You care too much.
38:06I don't think you care
38:07enough about anything.
38:09Donnie, not too long ago
38:10you were a successful
38:10accountant with a nice suit
38:12and now you reek
38:12of body odor
38:13and grain alcohol.
38:14You spend all day
38:15watching Franklin and Bash
38:17with a pig.
38:17Like, how are you
38:18okay with this?
38:19Because when your heart's
38:20been crushed,
38:21you see how meaningless
38:22it all is.
38:23Great.
38:23You're another nihilist.
38:24You're a Dante Cress Jr.
38:26Who's Dante Cress?
38:27Holy shit.
38:28Are you kidding me?
38:30The guy that's trying
38:31to destroy the world
38:31is the guy that
38:32everyone in the house
38:33has been talking about
38:34for days.
38:36How long has that
38:37door been opened?
38:38I don't know.
38:39The pig.
38:40Donnie, the pig got out.
38:41If we lose it,
38:42Alden will kill us.
38:43Which one's Alden?
38:44Oh, holy fuck.
38:45Just come on.
38:55Okay, before I leave,
38:56I want to talk belly rubs.
38:59What the hell?
39:02Hey, little bunny.
39:03Did dumb Uncle Carter
39:04and drunk Uncle Donnie
39:05forget you already?
39:06What a bunch of idiots.
39:08All right, well,
39:08do you just want to go
39:09on a mission with Daddy?
39:10Huh?
39:11Go extract some intel
39:12from an asset?
39:13Okay, after you.
39:21We really have no idea
39:22how she got in.
39:23When we checked the bin
39:24for the water cannon,
39:25it was full of bricks.
39:27Bricks?
39:27Yeah, the whole warehouse
39:29is weight censored.
39:30We get a reading
39:30every half hour.
39:31If it's so much as a pound off,
39:33then we know
39:33that something's been taken,
39:34so clearly she was careful
39:35to replace the weight
39:36that she took.
39:37I notice there's, uh,
39:38there are no guards outside.
39:40Yeah, that's the irony
39:41of the more clandestine sites.
39:43If we don't want enemies
39:44of the state to know
39:45where we are,
39:45we have to be inconspicuous.
39:46If we had a bunch of security,
39:47we would stand out.
39:49Some DARPA sites
39:50have less personnel
39:51than a Home Depot.
39:52This is by design.
39:54Security footage?
39:55All clear,
39:55except for a three-minute glitch.
39:57Uh, what glitch?
39:58No, we had a brief power outage,
40:00but there's no way
40:01that anyone could have
40:01gotten in here,
40:02robbed us,
40:03and gotten out
40:03in three minutes.
40:04You don't know Greta.
40:06Okay.
40:06Well, you don't know
40:15in our warehouse.
40:18Yeah, maybe it would take
40:19longer than three minutes
40:20to find it.
40:24Is that the only fire exit?
40:25Uh, there's one
40:26in the southwest corner.
40:27That leads to a fenced-in lot.
40:29This one leads
40:29to the side street.
40:31Then she came through here.
40:32She wouldn't try
40:33to pull this off
40:34if she hadn't already paid
40:35some teenage hacker
40:36six figures
40:37to get into your inventory system.
40:39She knew exactly
40:40where she was going.
40:41That's why she only needed
40:41three minutes.
40:42Where was the water cannon?
40:44Over here.
41:04That was only 10 seconds
41:06out of five
41:07because she was carrying bricks.
41:08What are you doing?
41:09Math.
41:10No more than 30 seconds
41:11to open a container,
41:12replace its contents,
41:14and put it back
41:14where it was.
41:15That's down to 135 seconds left
41:18before she's out of here.
41:20I'd say she's 5'9",
41:22so she's got about
41:2330-inch gams
41:24moving at a clip
41:28of...
41:28here.
41:33Whoa, what do you think
41:33you're doing?
41:34I'm gonna dig through
41:35your shit to find out
41:36what the hell Greta
41:36snatched up right
41:37from under your nose.
41:38We have devices
41:39and weaponry in here
41:40which are completely
41:41experimental,
41:42some of which
41:42extremely dangerous.
41:43If you think you're
41:44just gonna rummage
41:45around this place
41:45like it's a bargain bin
41:46at a Walmart,
41:47you are very mistaken.
41:48No, you're not touching
41:49anything without
41:50a court order.
41:52You listen very carefully.
41:54If you take one step
41:55to leave or make
41:55a single move
41:56for that phone,
41:57I will break exactly
41:58four bones in your body.
42:00I'm not gonna tell you
42:00which ones.
42:01I want it to be a surprise.
42:02But the last one
42:03will make it impossible
42:04for you to shit straight.
42:07Hey,
42:08look me deep in my eyes.
42:10Ask yourself,
42:12is this woman serious?
42:19Hamsteak!
42:21Hamsteak!
42:22He could be anywhere.
42:23Who cares?
42:24We're finally out!
42:26It's Rum Springer, baby!
42:28Complete freedom!
42:30Don't do that thing
42:30with your arms.
42:31We're supposed to lay low.
42:32Someone might recognize us.
42:33Who?
42:34One of Burroughs buddies.
42:35They want the spies,
42:36not us.
42:37No, they will hurt us
42:38to get to the spies.
42:39We're all in a safe house
42:41together for a reason,
42:42remember?
42:42Oh my God,
42:43what are you doing?
42:44We're in public.
42:44What kind of animal
42:45pisses outside?
42:47All of them.
42:48Fair, but,
42:49you know,
42:50we passed a gas station
42:51a block ago.
42:51I didn't have to go then.
42:53Ah!
42:54Broken flies
42:55always catching my nads.
42:57Ah,
42:57yeah.
42:59We should only have
43:00one ball.
43:01You know,
43:02like the size of a cutie.
43:03Ah,
43:04like the little oranges
43:06kids get after soccer games.
43:07Will you please
43:07stop talking about this?
43:09We need to find that pig
43:10before it gets hurt.
43:11If I screw this up
43:12after the comic book thing,
43:13that'll be one more reason
43:14for Emma
43:15to think that I am
43:16utterly useless.
43:17What did I tell you?
43:17Don't care so much.
43:19You get no shot
43:20with Emma,
43:20believe me,
43:21especially with that
43:21special agent around
43:22with the washboard abs.
43:24Have you seen
43:24that guy
43:25in the shower?
43:28No.
43:30I have.
43:33What the fuck?
43:35Yeah,
43:35I just got the call.
43:37Little hog just came
43:38in the back.
43:39I'm gonna go check it out.
43:40Little hog?
43:41Hamstick's a little hog?
43:42It's in the back room.
43:44Well,
43:45let's go get him.
43:53Hey, guys.
43:54Sorry to bother you.
43:56I think you guys
43:56might have something
43:57that belongs to us.
44:00You're the buyers?
44:00It's not yours
44:01until you show us the money.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:04I think there's been
44:05some confusion.
44:06We are just looking
44:07for our pig.
44:09Your pig?
44:09Yeah.
44:10You mean hog.
44:11Okay.
44:12I don't give out
44:12PCP for free, asshole.
44:14It's like I said,
44:15put the money down
44:17and it's yours.
44:18Oh, boy.
44:20I believe it's customary
44:22to get the first taste free.
44:23Got to know
44:24what we're buying here, gents.
44:26Fuck.
44:27Who the hell
44:28are these pricks?
44:28The buyers.
44:29My buyers are Samoan.
44:31Shit.
44:32Yeah, I'm Samoan.
44:33I'm not actually Samoan.
44:34I'm culturally Samoan.
44:35I was adopted by Samoans.
44:38Ethnically, I think I'm Dutch,
44:40if anything.
44:41I think I haven't done
44:42the Ancestry.com.
44:44Bad move, guys.
44:45CIA, we're taking the drugs.
44:47Hand over the drugs.
44:48What are you doing?
44:51No bricks.
44:52You're sure this is
44:53the area she took from?
44:54Don't question my math.
44:58What the hell is this?
45:00Uh, you are going to want
45:02to put that down
45:03unless you want to lose
45:04the ability to speak
45:05for a few days.
45:08I'm just wondering if,
45:10maybe she only took
45:11the water cannon?
45:12Greta didn't turn off
45:14your power and break
45:15into a supervillain's wet dream
45:16to only walk away
45:18with one item.
45:19Not when she had
45:20two power plants
45:21to destroy.
45:23Bricks!
45:25Run the inventory number
45:26and find out
45:27what the hell
45:27was in this box.
45:30Nice work.
45:31I know my way
45:32around the box.
45:35Don't really know
45:35why you want to look up here.
45:37If you want to take down
45:38a dam, you attack its base.
45:39And you saw the military
45:41personnel down there.
45:42There's no way
45:43she could get to it.
45:44Well, that's what we thought
45:44at Litchfield and Kodiak.
45:46We can't underestimate Greta.
45:48Hey, up ahead.
45:57It's a patrol captain.
45:58Yeah, he's gone.
46:03It's one hell of a booger.
46:05It's not a booger.
46:07It's a quick hardening foam.
46:08M.A.R.U.
46:09We found the patrol captain.
46:10A fixated and expanding foam
46:12made from visc-elastic.
46:14The military designed that
46:15as a non-lethal incapacitator
46:17to stop suicide bombers.
46:18How does this connect
46:19with the Elrod?
46:20What the hell is the Elrod?
46:21It's a long-range acoustic device.
46:23It's like a Soundwave gun
46:24Greta stole one from DARPA.
46:25What could you possibly do
46:27with an acoustic device
46:28at the dam?
46:28That, I can explain.
46:30The visc-elastic foam
46:31found in that guy's nose,
46:32that stuff expands rapidly
46:34to dent in kinetic energy
46:35and to absorb impact.
46:36But underwater,
46:37it won't work.
46:37It doesn't expand.
46:39But if you had an Elrod?
46:40If they dump the foam
46:41into the dam's works,
46:42it can harden
46:43with targeted acoustic vibrations.
46:45The foam hardens
46:46in the turbines.
46:47The turbines stop spinning.
46:48The dam stops generating power.
46:50And there goes
46:51the final point
46:52of vulnerability.
46:53And we're back
46:53to the Dark Ages.
46:56Literally.
46:56Early.
46:57Early.
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