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00:24:18What's the matter, Papa?
00:24:20Don't you feel well?
00:24:35What's the funeral about?
00:24:37Worthy.
00:24:39You know, Morris changed his name today,
00:24:43and now he's Mr. Fish.
00:24:48So, that's the reason for the funeral.
00:24:59Goldfish is dead. Long live Mr. Fish.
00:25:13Papa, you and I are just the tales of the Goldfish family now.
00:25:23Bertie, I'm in no mood for any of your wisecracks.
00:25:27I didn't know that Fish had me.
00:25:34Now, you've crossed me long enough, you ungrateful little snip.
00:25:39Who brought you that pretty gown you have on?
00:25:42Who brought Mom up from the east side?
00:25:46And who took Papa away from his dirty bush cart?
00:25:49I did.
00:25:51And if it wasn't for me, you'd still be rotting down on Delancey Street.
00:25:55But I'm going to make real people out of you, whether you like it or not.
00:26:01So, from now on, you keep your little mouth shut.
00:26:06You hear me?
00:26:10Now, I'll tell you something, you little tin god.
00:26:14Who brought us up here from the east side because he was afraid we'd disgrace him as we stayed there?
00:26:20You did.
00:26:21Bertie!
00:26:22Oh, Mama.
00:26:23I won't stop.
00:26:25Who took Papa away from his life and the friends he loved?
00:26:29Who buried him in this cold Italian tomb and made him look like an antique?
00:26:34You did.
00:26:35Oh, shut up.
00:26:36I won't shut up.
00:26:38You're killing Papa.
00:26:39Who is he?
00:26:40You don't know it.
00:26:40Oh, Mama.
00:26:41Will you please keep Sarah any lesser to see Miss Birdie?
00:26:52Who asked him here?
00:26:54I did.
00:26:55What other?
00:27:01How many times have I told you to keep that cheap songwriter?
00:27:05away from my house?
00:27:08Woody.
00:27:09Morris.
00:27:10Wake him.
00:27:11Well, Papa, they're going to kill each other.
00:27:13Come on, you'll see us.
00:27:15Oy.
00:27:21Jerusalem.
00:27:25Don't mind what he says, Eddie.
00:27:28Hmm.
00:27:30I see you haven't lost any of your nerve, Eddie Lesser.
00:27:35And you haven't lost any of your swell head, Morris Goldfish.
00:27:40Fish is the name.
00:27:42Mr. Fish to you.
00:27:45And furthermore, I don't care to entertain any East Side bums in my house.
00:27:51Get up.
00:27:52Morris.
00:27:55The day's coming, Morris, when you'll be glad to entertain anyone in your home.
00:28:00Oh, Eddie.
00:28:04Please don't go.
00:28:06Don't pay any attention to Morris.
00:28:08I told you I shouldn't have come up here in the first place.
00:28:10I knew I'd be insulted by that brother of yours.
00:28:13Oh, but Eddie, you came up here to see me, too.
00:28:25Well, Mr. Fish, if you'd change your first name to Poor, you'd be perfect.
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00:28:39Mama, some people never know when they're well off.
00:28:45You got the right, Morris.
00:28:55Papa, come and eat your dinner.
00:29:03The poor fish.
00:29:15The poor fish.
00:29:32Great.
00:30:00Let's go.
00:30:00Pot esta reste.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:02mégisier's story nose Chenderlyde
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00:32:28You look so worried, Papalis.
00:32:31What's the matter?
00:32:35This house, it's so cold.
00:32:42I haven't been warm since we left Elansey Street.
00:32:47Wait.
00:32:48I'll get you something.
00:32:54How can you be cold in such a nice house?
00:32:58I'm never cold.
00:33:01Here we are.
00:33:07That's better, Papa, huh?
00:33:12Mama, you know what's the nicest thing in this house?
00:33:17What?
00:33:19You.
00:33:22How can you say such a thing?
00:33:24It's a beautiful house.
00:33:29We got our beds from Louis XV.
00:33:32We got our sideboard from Henry VIII.
00:33:36And we got our beautiful chair from Charlie II.
00:33:39And we owe it all to our mother.
00:33:45Don't be so sad, Papa.
00:33:53That's Morris.
00:33:55Maybe it's Bertie.
00:33:59Morris!
00:34:00Hello, Ma.
00:34:02How are you?
00:34:03I'm so glad to see you.
00:34:06Tell me.
00:34:07Did you have a good time?
00:34:10And now it's the dinner at Cal.
00:34:12And now it's the cooking.
00:34:21Not as good as Mama can cook, huh, Molly?
00:34:23And what did she wear?
00:34:25Tell me.
00:34:26Mama, the dinner wasn't much of a hit.
00:34:31Con's jewelry store was robbed today.
00:34:33And they're terribly upset about it.
00:34:36What's the matter?
00:34:38Didn't they have any insurance?
00:34:42Certainly they had insurance.
00:34:44But they're terribly upset.
00:34:46Why, they took everything out of the safe.
00:34:48All the precious diamonds and everything.
00:34:55Good evening, folks.
00:34:58Wait a minute, Bertie.
00:35:07I suppose you've been out with that cheap songwriter again.
00:35:11And I suppose you think that's your affair.
00:35:14How many times did he tell you to keep away from that Eddie?
00:35:20Well, he won't have to tell me any more.
00:35:25Not so bad for a songwriter.
00:35:28Eh, Morris?
00:35:30What?
00:35:31You should want to marry such a loafer?
00:35:35What can he do for you?
00:35:37And what are you saying, Bertie?
00:35:40Can you give you a home like this?
00:35:43With whatlers?
00:35:44With choppers?
00:35:44With maids?
00:35:45With arduous floor?
00:35:47And with Frigidaire?
00:35:48Mama, you go inside with Papa.
00:35:51Oh, I'm ready for here.
00:35:54Papa?
00:35:55Frigidaire?
00:35:56But Bertie was saying she's going to marry her.
00:35:58That's good for nothing.
00:36:00So, Pablo.
00:36:03After all I've done for you, Bertie,
00:36:07you're heading right straight back to the east side.
00:36:09Oh, will you mind your own business?
00:36:37Aren't you glad, Papa?
00:36:45Look.
00:37:00How can I be glad to see my baby star?
00:37:11Mr. Gold, Mr. Fish, a detective to see Miss Birdie.
00:37:16Yes, sir.
00:37:19A detective?
00:37:20A detective?
00:37:21What for?
00:37:24Send him in, please.
00:37:28Oh, my camera, my camera.
00:37:34Good evening.
00:37:36I'm sorry to intrude, folks, but, uh...
00:37:48Are you Miss Birdie Goldfish?
00:37:51Yes.
00:37:53Well, I'm hunting for, uh, Eddie Lesser.
00:37:57Where's he hiding?
00:38:00Hiding?
00:38:03Why should Eddie be hiding?
00:38:06He's wanted in connection with a Kahn jewelry store robbery.
00:38:11Why, how ridiculous.
00:38:13You can't mean Eddie Lesser.
00:38:14He, he wouldn't, uh...
00:38:16Wouldn't he?
00:38:17He worked the niftiest little decor you ever saw.
00:38:21Played the piano.
00:38:23Sang songs to attract the crowd.
00:38:26While the robbery was being pulled inside.
00:38:30Why, you must be mistaken.
00:38:33Why, Eddie couldn't do that.
00:38:35He's no thief.
00:38:36Say, listen, let me tell you, I know what...
00:38:39Officer...
00:38:42If you promise to keep my name out of this,
00:38:45I'm certain I can help you find Eddie Lesser.
00:38:48Oh, Morris, please, don't.
00:38:50Pay no attention to her, Officer.
00:38:55Now, you can find him.
00:38:57The left spoke to pay.
00:39:02Oh, Bob.
00:39:03You know Eddie couldn't do a thing like that.
00:39:06I mean...
00:39:07It can be true.
00:39:09Oh, goodness.
00:39:19Well...
00:39:21Now, what do you think of your little boyfriend?
00:39:25But, Morris...
00:39:31Oh...
00:39:33Now, I know where he got the ring.
00:39:36He never got that writing songs.
00:39:42Oh...
00:39:49Birdie...
00:39:50Don't cry.
00:39:52Maybe it is a mistake.
00:39:56Mama...
00:39:58I always told you Eddie would end up in jail.
00:40:01You're right, Mom.
00:40:14Papa...
00:40:16You don't believe it.
00:40:17Do you?
00:40:18I don't...
00:40:28I...
00:40:28Here...
00:40:34I'll give you anymore.
00:40:35Maybe...
00:40:41All right.
00:40:44Who is that?
00:40:46I don't know where I am.
00:40:47That's all.
00:40:47What are you doing now?
00:40:48It's our heart.
00:40:48But there...
00:40:49No, no, no, no, no...
00:40:58I don't know where I am.
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00:57:48Mr. Goldfish, come in.
00:57:53What are you doing in Delancey Street?
00:57:57Come in. Come right in.
00:58:00Only last night, you know, I said to Mrs. Perpon,
00:58:04I wonder how the goldfishes are on Fifth Avenue.
00:58:08Sit down. Sit down.
00:58:11Oy, oy. I'm so happy I could cry.
00:58:16What's the matter?
00:58:19You're sick, maybe. Babe, I'll get you something.
00:58:25I'll get something.
00:58:29There.
00:58:34Basil, I tell Mrs. Peltman that.
00:58:39Now.
00:58:43Only last night I was telling Mrs. Peltman.
00:58:47Excuse me, Mrs. Peltman.
00:58:51Do you know where my Bertie is?
00:58:54Bertie?
00:58:55Only today I got a letter from them.
00:58:58Wait, I get it.
00:58:59Wait, I get it.
00:59:01Oh, it's right up here.
00:59:04Here.
00:59:05Here it is.
00:59:06Here it is, Mr. Goldfish.
00:59:09It'll do your heart good to read it.
00:59:12Here it is.
00:59:13Now.
00:59:20I, too, can't read.
00:59:22Wait.
00:59:23Mickey!
00:59:27Mickey!
00:59:29Mickey!
00:59:30What do you want, Mrs. Peltman?
00:59:31How are you going?
00:59:37Here.
00:59:38Read it like a smart little boy, and I give you a piece of cake.
00:59:42Huh?
00:59:43What?
00:59:44Wait a minute.
00:59:47Wait a minute.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:49Now, Mickey, read it.
00:59:52Dear Mama, great news.
00:59:54Bertie sold one of my songs for $1,000.
00:59:59You hear that?
01:00:01Look, here's the song.
01:00:03Maybe you would like I should sing it for you, huh?
01:00:06La, la.
01:00:08Later, Mrs. Peltman.
01:00:10Go on.
01:00:11You hear?
01:00:12Why do you keep Mr. Goldfish bathing?
01:00:16Next week, I get out, and Bertie has saved enough to buy Kruger's music shop.
01:00:26But, Mama, I've kept the best for the last.
01:00:31The baby started to walk today.
01:00:35You hear that?
01:00:36The baby can walk.
01:00:43Baby.
01:00:45What baby?
01:00:47Why it is baby.
01:00:49Didn't you know you was a grandfather?
01:00:53Eddie says, it's a goldfish all over.
01:01:00Hmm.
01:01:03Can you imagine?
01:01:06I'm a grandfather.
01:01:11Sweet.
01:01:27Hey.
01:01:28How about my cake?
01:01:30Oh, yeah.
01:01:31I forgot all about Mickey.
01:01:33Here.
01:01:33Here, boy.
01:01:34Hey, Mickey.
01:01:37Come over here.
01:01:41Here.
01:01:43Go and buy yourself plenty of cake.
01:01:46I'm a grandfather.
01:01:49Oh, boy.
01:01:51Thanks.
01:01:52Baby.
01:01:54Baby.
01:01:55Baby.
01:01:56And now I sing you every song, huh?
01:01:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
01:02:05la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:02:05Yes, sir.
01:02:07Yes, sir.
01:02:08Yes.
01:02:08A boy?
01:02:10Pans a tibble.
01:02:12Oh, boy.
01:02:13A boy.
01:02:14Oh, boy.
01:02:15Oh, boy.
01:02:16Oh, boy.
01:02:17Wait, I give you a little cake.
01:02:19Yes, cake.
01:02:21And give me some.
01:02:24Now we're going to drink to the baby's house.
01:02:34Holy.
01:02:35Oh, boy.
01:02:38Holy.
01:02:38Oh, boy.
01:02:38Oh, boy.
01:02:39Oh, boy.
01:02:41Holy.
01:02:42Holy.
01:02:43Holy.
01:02:43Holy.
01:02:44Holy.
01:02:45Father, you're going to die.
01:02:47Holy.
01:02:48Holy.
01:02:48Oh, boy.
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01:10:42Oh, my God.
01:10:55Oh, my God.
01:11:27Come on.
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