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00:01:31Remember the last time some of the candy boxes were broken?
00:01:35Gee, hope they're busted this time.
00:01:38Of course, it's bad for high profits, but you can't help lack the candy.
00:01:43Oh, Betty.
00:01:45Look.
00:01:47I can make you the nicest cheddar out of here.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51Well, let's find a box of candy.
00:01:59Gee, buddy.
00:02:00I wish we had a big cola.
00:02:06I just love music.
00:02:08Sure.
00:02:08But I love candy better.
00:02:12Gosh.
00:02:13Hope the box was busted.
00:02:16Look, buddy.
00:02:17Look.
00:02:20Isn't it beautiful?
00:02:21Oh, I thought you found something to eat.
00:02:27I got it.
00:02:28I got it.
00:02:31Oh, it ain't busted.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:38It's busted now, all right.
00:02:41Oh, you shouldn't.
00:02:46Paul would be awesome, man.
00:02:49Oh, he's always mad.
00:02:52Here he comes now.
00:02:53Put it away, quick.
00:02:54And pick up those records.
00:03:04Watch where you're going.
00:03:06Got it.
00:03:14Here.
00:03:15Here.
00:03:17Who was playing that phonograph?
00:03:20I, ma.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22Then don't do it again.
00:03:24You know better.
00:03:24My customers don't want used goods.
00:03:28If I catch you doing it again,
00:03:30I'll give you both a good clicking.
00:03:47Oh, come on.
00:03:49I don't do much to feed your ship all the time, huh?
00:03:52Why, shoot.
00:03:53It's caught.
00:03:55He's sliding on the cypress again, huh?
00:03:57No, he wasn't, Father.
00:03:59He's worn those from the gear and the car.
00:04:01That's all right.
00:04:01You go back to your work and unpack that case.
00:04:05You clean this mess up.
00:04:07Here.
00:04:07I'm going out now.
00:04:08And don't you waste time while I'm gone.
00:04:11I'll get you when I get back.
00:04:32Keep your hands off that horn.
00:04:35Keep your hands off that horn.
00:04:50Good morning, Mr. Schultz.
00:04:52Good morning.
00:04:53I want a sack of sugar, Mamie.
00:05:04That's a nice dress, isn't it?
00:05:06You keep your hands off me, Peter Schultz.
00:05:08Oh, I didn't mean no horn.
00:05:11I like you.
00:05:13Mamie, that's all.
00:05:14I don't want you to like me.
00:05:16Is there anything else besides sugar?
00:05:19I was going to ask you if I couldn't come to visit you tonight for a while.
00:05:24Well, you can't.
00:05:25Tonight or any other night.
00:05:46What do you want?
00:05:48Come on, Father.
00:05:49It's great.
00:05:52Maybe later.
00:05:54Hi, Father.
00:05:58Maybe later I think of something else.
00:06:01I need it.
00:06:07And...
00:06:14Get in there.
00:06:16But, Dad, we want to stay and see the parade.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19We want to see the parade.
00:06:20I tell you all about the parade when we get home.
00:06:22Sit down.
00:06:27I don't like that, Helen.
00:06:31I don't know anybody who does, Doug.
00:06:33Except my father.
00:06:35Hey, Mamie.
00:06:36Look.
00:06:36Come here.
00:06:36Come here.
00:06:37Come here.
00:06:41Come here.
00:07:07Perhaps Dr. Harvey's medicine would help my goal, so you can't tell.
00:07:12Harvey's medicine would help my goal.
00:08:03And now, my friends, right here tonight you will see that that has ever visited your fair
00:08:07state.
00:08:08The New York representative critics have proclaimed this show to be the greatest aggregation of
00:08:12merrymaking mirth-provokers since Shakespeare was barred from Avon.
00:08:19You will see Martin and Webb, those outstanding and incomparable artists, direct from a three-year's
00:08:24tour of the foremost in Audible Theater.
00:08:26I can say unquestionably and without fear of contradiction, that this is the most sensational
00:08:30act that has ever been presented on any stage.
00:08:34You will see those happy, hilarious, hip-swinging hula dancers direct from the shores of Langer
00:08:39as Hawaii.
00:08:40And that great big Indian chief, Haw Haw, did thrilling dances of his forefather.
00:08:44And other attractions too numerous to mention.
00:08:48And now, ladies and gentlemen, there is absolutely no admission into the tent.
00:08:52Our sole aim is to entertain you.
00:08:55Remember, folks, the show starts sharply at 8 o'clock.
00:08:58So be there at 8 o'clock sharp and see this great show.
00:09:00Remember, folks, it's free.
00:09:02Absolutely free.
00:09:23Give me two in the front row, please.
00:09:25Two what?
00:09:27I don't understand you.
00:09:28I beg your pardon, I took one look at you and thought I was at the folly.
00:09:33Anyone ever tell you you were pretty?
00:09:37No, sir.
00:09:38Well, there's a great opening in this town for an optician.
00:09:43I'll bet you tell that to all the girls.
00:09:45No, I don't.
00:09:45I don't know all the girls.
00:09:48Is there anything I can sell you?
00:09:51Yes, give me a box of candy.
00:09:57How's this?
00:09:59Why haven't you got a larger box?
00:10:01Oh, yes.
00:10:02There's a larger one.
00:10:03There's more expensive.
00:10:05Now, don't worry about the expense.
00:10:06This is for a very dear friend of mine.
00:10:17You're too.
00:10:18Here's the closer.
00:10:19I'm going to show you how nice your pocket.
00:10:19I've got a little card.
00:10:20You know the kind that you put on a gift box.
00:10:22Oh, yeah.
00:10:26Will you write something for me?
00:10:28My finger is a little sore.
00:10:29I've been sewing all day.
00:10:42What shall I write?
00:10:44To the sweetest little girl I've ever met
00:10:52Is this for your sweetheart?
00:10:56Yes
00:11:05There you are
00:11:11There you are
00:11:14Oh, for me?
00:11:16Mm-hmm
00:11:17Oh, I shouldn't really take this
00:11:20But it's awfully sweet of you, mister
00:11:22Dr. Harvey, Dr. John H. Harvey
00:11:25Thank you, Dr. Harvey
00:11:27Our young lady is a physician
00:11:29I wish to make several recommendations to you
00:11:36I advise for you, young lady
00:11:37Plenty of night air and long walks in the moonlight
00:11:40Oh, but I'd be afraid in the moonlight all alone
00:11:43Ah, but the ethics of my profession provide
00:11:45That the physician never leaves patient's side
00:11:47When his services are required
00:11:48Therefore, I'll meet you tonight after the show
00:11:50And give you your first treatment
00:11:52And it'll be some treatment
00:11:54How do you know I'm going to the show?
00:11:56The doctor's ordered it
00:11:58Said my father wouldn't let me if I asked him
00:12:00And he fell into a terrible rage if I went without asking
00:12:03Oh, well, that's easy
00:12:04Ask him tomorrow morning when we get back
00:12:14Will this pay for the candy?
00:12:16Mm-hmm
00:12:19Go on, Paul
00:12:20Why don't you go in with your hood?
00:12:23I teach you to leave the stone
00:12:24Based your time when I'm gone
00:12:25Gone
00:12:30Well, did you ever try kicking him in the face?
00:12:35Is there something that you want here?
00:12:38Why, yes
00:12:38Well, why don't you get it?
00:12:41I will
00:12:46Later on
00:12:57Yeah, you go and go back to your work
00:13:01And don't waste so much time
00:13:02And if you disembain me again
00:13:04I make you sorry, boss
00:13:15Gee, honey
00:13:16Did you see that big Indian cheese?
00:13:19Oh, he looks wonderful
00:13:24Look
00:13:25He bought this and gave it to me
00:13:27Who?
00:13:28The Indian?
00:13:29Of course not
00:13:30Dr. Harvey
00:13:32Good boy
00:13:37Oh, hello, Doc
00:13:38How are you?
00:13:39Hello, Doc
00:13:40Hey, Doc
00:13:41Just how it looks like
00:13:41It ought to be great pickings
00:13:42Now, wait a minute, fellas
00:13:43None of that fat stuff here
00:13:45Remember the trouble we had last time?
00:13:47I had to spend half of my profits
00:13:48Getting you out of the who's gal
00:13:49Yeah, well, how about the money
00:13:51That I spent
00:13:51Getting rid of that sweet
00:13:53Chambermaid of yours?
00:13:54What about her?
00:14:00Please, mister
00:14:01You should go tell me where they can find the medicine show
00:14:03Then look for Dr. Harvey
00:14:06Medicine show is straight down the street
00:14:08You can't miss it
00:14:10But they missed that fellow one, two, three, five times before he couldn't hide
00:14:14Well, now, wait a minute
00:14:15What's the use of arguing?
00:14:16All I want to know is this
00:14:17Did you finally get rid of her?
00:14:18Yes, I got rid of her
00:14:19I certainly did, Doc
00:14:20She's gone for good
00:14:22Good
00:14:22Now, remind me Saturday night
00:14:24To give each of you a punch in the nose
00:14:27Harrison, why isn't you always taking credit for everything?
00:14:29I don't want credit for anything
00:14:31I just want to be talking to
00:14:32Why you fellas decide who gets the credit?
00:14:34I'm going cross-feed and have a cup of java
00:14:38You can't miss it
00:14:41Thank you
00:14:47Swedish lady
00:14:48Uh-huh
00:14:52I hope we hit a big town pretty soon
00:14:54I'm getting sick and tired of these birds
00:14:55I'm telling you that
00:14:57You know the last thing
00:14:58Hello
00:14:59Hilda
00:15:00And up jumped the devil
00:15:02Now, what are you doing here?
00:15:04I've been coming to Mary, Dr. Harvey
00:15:06Oh, you did, eh?
00:15:08Hey, Hilda, for God
00:15:09You don't mean to stand there
00:15:10And tell me that you didn't see Dr. Harvey back in Mitchellville?
00:15:13Hey, come here to see him
00:15:14Oh, this is terrible
00:15:16This is awful
00:15:17Hilda, listen
00:15:18Dr. Harvey is waiting for you back in Mitchellville
00:15:20You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Hilda
00:15:22There's poor Dr. Harvey waiting for you
00:15:24And here you've run out and deserted him like this
00:15:26Hilda, I tell you what
00:15:27You've got to get on the train and go right back to Mitchellville
00:15:30Oh, isn't it terrible that there is Dr. Harvey
00:15:32All alone, he's probably breaking his heart
00:15:34Hilda, for good
00:15:35Haven't you got any
00:15:36Haven't you any feelings at all?
00:15:38They've got no money
00:15:39And you've spent it all to Kumar
00:15:41Ah, money
00:15:42I'll tell you what I'll do here
00:15:45Here's some money
00:15:46Get on the train and go back to Mitchellville
00:15:48They've got no money for a hotel, Bill
00:15:50For a hotel
00:15:50Here, Hilda, here
00:15:52There's money for a hotel
00:15:54Now go, Hilda
00:15:55And you changed it at the 4th
00:15:58Well, can't you give a break a bit?
00:16:00Here, never mind
00:16:00Listen, here
00:16:01Here's a quarter for the party
00:16:02Go and tip
00:16:03Look
00:16:04Here's an extra dime for the billboard
00:16:05Now, will you go?
00:16:06Go on, will you?
00:16:07Thank you
00:16:08It's good enough to have touched the train
00:16:10Don't be fine, Hilda
00:16:11That's right
00:16:11Goodbye
00:16:12And try and get hit with a automobile, Hilda
00:16:15Oh, I forgot to give her a penny to buy a drinking cup
00:16:19Yeah
00:16:24You know, I'm the
00:16:26Well, I just got rid of that sweet dame of yours again
00:16:28No, no, I noticed it
00:16:29No, he means I got rid of that sweet dame
00:16:32I got rid of it
00:16:33Now, what do you mean you got rid of it?
00:16:34Well, how do you get rid of it?
00:16:35What's the difference?
00:16:35All right, fellas
00:16:36All right, thanks both of you very much
00:16:38Why don't you settle this with boxing gloves?
00:16:44Well, did you got it?
00:16:46Yeah
00:16:46We got it hard
00:17:41Paul?
00:17:42What?
00:17:43Oh, uh
00:17:44Yeah, nice
00:17:45You cleaned up the store
00:17:47Well?
00:17:49Oh, pa
00:17:49Would you let us go to the medicine show?
00:17:53No
00:17:53We can't afford it
00:17:54But it doesn't cost anything
00:17:56It's free
00:17:56Oh, free, huh?
00:17:59Oh, well
00:17:59All right
00:18:01But remember
00:18:02Keep back in one hour
00:18:04Here, here
00:18:05Yes
00:18:06And don't have nothing to do
00:18:08With those no-good show people
00:18:11To be honest
00:18:13To be honest
00:18:32How long was it?
00:18:32Oh, yeah
00:18:36To be honest
00:18:36I don't know
00:18:39But it's going to be
00:18:39You can't afford it
00:18:59Yeah, Manny, buddy.
00:19:01You hear me?
00:19:09Yes, sir?
00:19:11Who broke the dragon?
00:19:14I did.
00:19:15You take your clothes off and go right straight to bed.
00:19:20You hear me?
00:19:41Mr. Gold.
00:19:42Well?
00:19:43If you let Barry go to the show, I'll pay for the record.
00:19:48Where'd you get money, huh?
00:19:50Well, cash I ain't got.
00:19:53But you could take it out of my pay.
00:19:55You mind your own business.
00:20:01Gun.
00:20:08Listen, buddy.
00:20:09You can take off your shoes and slip out the back way.
00:20:12But be sure and be back from the show before Pa comes upstairs.
00:20:16Gee, you're as well, sister.
00:20:19Hurry now.
00:20:21And don't let Pa hear you.
00:20:30Hurry now.
00:20:38You can take me down here.
00:20:39Go.
00:20:44Go.
00:20:48Go.
00:20:49Go.
00:20:49Go.
00:20:49Go.
00:20:50Go.
00:20:50Go.
00:20:50Go.
00:20:52Go.
00:20:53Go.
00:20:53Go.
00:21:18And now, folks, the show is about to start.
00:21:20The finest entertainment you have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
00:21:23There are a lot of good seats inside, but you'll have to hurry.
00:21:26You can't give a show out here.
00:21:28Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.
00:21:29If you want to hear the minstrel man sing, if you want to see the girls dance, you've got to
00:21:33go inside.
00:21:33They can't dance out here.
00:21:35It's cold, and besides, the sheriff is moody.
00:21:38Now, hurry up, hurry up, folks.
00:21:39Right in tonight's room.
00:21:41Maybe we can get the chief.
00:21:42Chief Pop ought to talk to us, and you should see his mom off.
00:21:45What a gal.
00:21:46And last but not least, folks, the fire eater.
00:21:48Watch him eat fire, and how he eats.
00:21:50And he's hungry, folks.
00:21:51He hasn't had a thing to eat in two days.
00:21:54Not a thing.
00:21:58You like to see our show?
00:22:00Oh, yes, sir.
00:22:01Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:22:02I'll take you in myself and see that you get a nice front seat.
00:22:05Oh, thank you, sir.
00:22:07Pretty little girl, too.
00:22:09Are you here alone?
00:22:10Oh, no, sir.
00:22:11My father's here with me.
00:22:12Oh, your father is here with me.
00:22:15Step right in, folks, and see the show.
00:22:17Now, you're going to be...
00:22:17Please, please.
00:22:19Now, you're going to be late, folks.
00:22:20I wouldn't have you met the...
00:22:22Now, go right in yourself.
00:22:23You'll find plenty of empty seats.
00:22:25Walk right in.
00:22:30Hello, girl.
00:22:39How are you going, Peter?
00:22:40So, uh, I butchered today, so I brought you some nice, fresh pictures.
00:22:47You know, uh, pictures are pretty scarce these days.
00:22:50Uh, I could have gotten 40 cents for them.
00:22:55There.
00:22:56You've made me around.
00:22:58Uh, now I know why you're here.
00:23:01And why I get filthy.
00:23:03Well, now that I'm here, I would like to visit with her for a while.
00:23:08Oh, you're kind of sweet, Anna, huh?
00:23:10Oh, I like her all right.
00:23:12You know, it has been awful lonesome since the old lady died.
00:23:15And then again, my kids ought to have a woman around.
00:23:22So I was thinking, maybe you would like for me and Mamie to get married, huh?
00:23:30Well, Peter, I don't know of anybody what would make a better husband for her.
00:23:36You're a good, steady fella.
00:23:38And you've got a fine farm, huh?
00:23:41But right now, I can't spare her.
00:23:43I need her here in the store.
00:23:45I'll offer her maybe after a while when body's big enough to do all the work.
00:23:49I'll be glad that you should marry her.
00:23:57That Peter Schultz is on his desk.
00:23:59He better get out quick.
00:24:01He wants to see the picture.
00:24:02You stay here.
00:24:04I go see what Mamie is doing.
00:24:21Here.
00:24:23What's the matter?
00:24:24Why are you on bed, huh?
00:24:26You have Peter Schultz is downstairs and wants to visit with you.
00:24:29I've got a headache, Pa.
00:24:32What from?
00:24:32I don't know.
00:24:34I guess I'm just tired.
00:24:35Oh, you're always tired.
00:24:37And I don't know why.
00:24:40Here.
00:24:41You see that you're not too tired.
00:24:44Then it's time to get up in the morning.
00:24:47All right, Pa.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:51Yeah.
00:25:01Well, uh, where is Mamie?
00:25:03She wasn't feeling good and she's gone to bed.
00:25:09After I came all the way in, just to see her,
00:25:14I'm sorry I'm wasting all this gasoline.
00:25:25Good enough, Peter.
00:25:31Oh, look out, Peter.
00:25:33You break your arm with that fool's heart.
00:25:36Ah, I'm a climber, Peter.
00:25:38Well, take it down here for a little bit, huh?
00:25:41Now, Peter, wait a minute.
00:25:43There you go.
00:25:44Good enough, Peter.
00:25:46Don't do anything.
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:56Yeah.
00:26:15Hey, Mamie.
00:26:16Hey, Mamie.
00:26:17Mamie.
00:26:22Hello, buddy.
00:26:23Hello.
00:26:24Dr. Harvey gave me a job.
00:26:27If I sell 12 bottles of medicine,
00:26:29I get 50 cents.
00:26:31And look at the small Tony gave me.
00:26:33Oh, that's wonderful.
00:26:35Say, you come take my food.
00:26:37I gotta go to work.
00:26:40Here it is.
00:26:42Buddy.
00:27:06I wrote the music in the country,
00:27:08and I wrote the words in the city.
00:27:12I wrote the music in the country,
00:27:13and I wrote the words in the city.
00:27:20Now, we have a cat down at our house.
00:27:22It swallowed a ball of yarn,
00:27:24and when the little kittens were born,
00:27:27they all had sweaters on.
00:27:35It started for my wife to ride a horse,
00:27:38just to reduce her weight.
00:27:40The horse lost 40 pounds,
00:27:42but the wife came 98.
00:27:48And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:27:56I, uh...
00:27:56My hair, boy.
00:27:58Pardon me.
00:28:04Now, we could stand here hour by hour
00:28:06and sing this little song.
00:28:09But the show has two more hours to go,
00:28:11so we better run along.
00:28:28And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:30I wish to address you folks on a subject
00:28:32that is of most vital interest
00:28:34to each and every one of us.
00:28:35And that subject, my good friend,
00:28:38is health.
00:28:40To those of you who have suffered
00:28:42from ill to nature,
00:28:44I come to you with a glad tidying
00:28:46that there is hope.
00:28:48Now, the science of anatomy, friends,
00:28:49is divided into two groups,
00:28:51physiology and physics.
00:28:54Though perhaps many of you
00:28:55have never taken physiology.
00:28:59I hold before you tonight
00:29:00Dr. John H. Harvey's Paw needle tonic
00:29:03and blood purifier at $1 a bottle.
00:29:06What if I were to tell you folks
00:29:08that men have been brought into my presence
00:29:10with both legs amputated
00:29:11and after one teaspoonful of this liquid
00:29:14skated home?
00:29:16Today I was lying, I wouldn't say.
00:29:18It can't be done.
00:29:20Of course it can't.
00:29:21Mussolini couldn't do it.
00:29:23But I do claim this.
00:29:37That no matter what your ailment,
00:29:38my friend,
00:29:39no matter how long you have suffered
00:29:41or I hope that the case may be,
00:29:42Dr. Harvey's Paw needle tonic
00:29:44and blood purifier
00:29:45at $1 a bottle
00:29:46will restore you to perfect health.
00:29:48Now, the secret formula
00:29:49of this world-renowned remedy
00:29:51was handed down from the forefathers
00:29:53of Chief Hormontage,
00:29:55the greatest chief of all the Pawnees.
00:30:00And now, friends,
00:30:01I have a testimonial here,
00:30:02one of the many I receive every day
00:30:04from a grateful public.
00:30:06Dear sir,
00:30:07if you do not pay for your overcoat
00:30:09by the 10th of this month,
00:30:10sorry folks,
00:30:11that's the wrong way.
00:30:12I know I have it,
00:30:13but I must have it right here
00:30:14in this pocket.
00:30:15Here we are right here.
00:30:16Dear Dr. Harvey,
00:30:17For weeks,
00:30:18my husband has been violently insane
00:30:20and imagined he was Louis the 16th.
00:30:23After taking two bottles of your tonic,
00:30:25he has greatly improved
00:30:26and now thinks he is only Louis the 14th.
00:30:32And now, my friend,
00:30:33this medicine is a small
00:30:34and insignificant sum of $1.
00:30:36I do not claim, folks,
00:30:38that it will cure dandruff,
00:30:39falling arches,
00:30:40run down heels,
00:30:41or carburetor trouble, no.
00:30:42But I do say this,
00:30:43it is a positive remedy
00:30:44for the stomach,
00:30:45kidney,
00:30:46livers,
00:30:46cuts,
00:30:46burns and bruises,
00:30:48pains in the small of the back,
00:30:49lumbago rumours,
00:30:50ailments of the eyes, ears,
00:30:52nose and throat,
00:30:53and all points wet.
00:30:54And now, friends,
00:30:55my agents will pass among you.
00:30:57All right.
00:30:57Come on, boys.
00:30:58Here I am.
00:30:58All right.
00:30:59Who wants to know?
00:31:00Here in the can.
00:31:01Where are you, friends?
00:31:02I'm going to go through.
00:31:03My heart, my heart,
00:31:04yes.
00:31:04All right.
00:31:05I'm going to go through.
00:31:06Come on.
00:31:08Here on your head
00:31:09and horns on your butt.
00:31:11Now for a hole.
00:31:12How do you do, Colonel?
00:31:13How about about that?
00:31:14Well, I don't think so.
00:31:16Colonel,
00:31:17remember Bruni?
00:31:19I do indeedy.
00:31:20This is double strength.
00:31:22Well, here's a...
00:31:23Take one.
00:31:23Here's another gentleman.
00:31:24Takes another bottle.
00:31:25Another bottle sold.
00:31:28One dollar, Colonel.
00:31:30One dollar.
00:31:30Well, there's a twenty dollar beer.
00:31:31Twenty dollar bill.
00:31:32All right.
00:31:33One for the medicine.
00:31:34Two.
00:31:34Three.
00:31:35Four.
00:31:36Five.
00:31:37Ten.
00:31:38And ten or twenty.
00:31:39I thank you, Colonel.
00:31:41Now, folks,
00:31:42if there's anybody else
00:31:42who'd like to buy one,
00:31:43remember their...
00:31:44I'm back here.
00:31:45I made a mistake.
00:31:47A mistake, Colonel?
00:31:48Yes.
00:31:49It's only fifteen dollars there.
00:31:50A mistake.
00:31:51Well, mistakes were...
00:31:53All right, Colonel,
00:31:53just let me see your money.
00:31:55You'll count it over again.
00:31:56I wouldn't cheat you to the world.
00:31:58One for the medicine.
00:31:59Five.
00:32:00Two.
00:32:01Three.
00:32:02Four.
00:32:03And two is six.
00:32:04Five.
00:32:05Eight.
00:32:05Nine.
00:32:06Ten.
00:32:08Eleven, twelve, uh...
00:32:11Oh, how do you do?
00:32:12Pardon me.
00:32:12Who's the young lady?
00:32:13That's my daughter.
00:32:14Your daughter.
00:32:15Very pretty girl.
00:32:16Take care to the father.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:19How old is she, Colonel?
00:32:21Well, she's eighteen now.
00:32:23Eighteen.
00:32:24Eighteen.
00:32:26And two are twenty.
00:32:27I thank you, Colonel.
00:32:30Good day.
00:32:31Well, folks,
00:32:32it's been a while.
00:32:34It makes the old young folks
00:32:36and it makes the...
00:32:42How's the wife, Sheriff?
00:32:43Oh, she's just fine, Sheriff.
00:32:45You and I...
00:32:46I have one bottle left, folks.
00:32:47Anybody been asking me?
00:32:50Now that perfect health
00:32:51has been put within the reach of all,
00:32:53I'm going to disclose
00:32:54to every lady in my audience
00:32:55the priceless secret
00:32:57of perpetual charm.
00:33:00Folks, right here in my hand,
00:33:01I have the sesame
00:33:02to everlasting youth and beauty.
00:33:04Dr. John H. Harvey's
00:33:06Bridal Blush.
00:33:07Now, I'm not going to take up
00:33:08any of your time
00:33:09making extravagant claims
00:33:10for this preparation.
00:33:12I merely wish the privilege
00:33:13of proving to you
00:33:14that Dr. John H. Harvey's
00:33:16Bridal Blush
00:33:16can enhance the beauty
00:33:17of the fairest handiwork
00:33:19of Mother Nature.
00:33:21I'm going to ask
00:33:22some young lady
00:33:23to come around the stage
00:33:24so that I may offer
00:33:25a practical demonstration
00:33:26of the miracles wrought
00:33:27by Dr. John H. Harvey's
00:33:29Bridal Blush.
00:33:31Now, which young lady
00:33:32will assist me?
00:33:50Thank you, girls.
00:33:52Well, this young lady
00:33:53has kindly consented
00:33:54to come upon the platform
00:33:55and assist me.
00:33:57Now, honey, don't worry.
00:33:58Don't worry at all.
00:33:59you're among friends.
00:34:01I think it's a fake.
00:34:03So do I.
00:34:09I'm nervous up here
00:34:10on the stage.
00:34:11There you are, folks.
00:34:12The young lady says
00:34:13that she got her beauty
00:34:14from the self-same preparation
00:34:15procured for my main office
00:34:16in Toledo.
00:34:17No, no, no.
00:34:18No, no, no, indeed.
00:34:20She says nothing in the world
00:34:20compares to Dr. Harvey's
00:34:22Bridal Blush.
00:34:23Open water is all
00:34:24I ever use.
00:34:26Me too.
00:34:28Oh, look at my complaints.
00:34:30A little music, Chief.
00:34:35I'll have you fixed up
00:34:36in a minute.
00:34:43How about going out
00:34:44for a little automobile
00:34:45ride tonight, ain't you?
00:34:46Oh, I'd love to.
00:34:47But I couldn't.
00:34:48Why not?
00:34:49Well, you see,
00:34:50I came over here
00:34:51without my father's permission
00:34:52and I'll have to get back home.
00:34:54Oh, that's too bad.
00:34:55Now, watch me closely, folks.
00:35:03Patty,
00:35:03I think it's my duty
00:35:05to go and tell Mr. Gould
00:35:06what a shameful spectacle
00:35:08his daughter is missing.
00:35:10You're right.
00:35:12Absolutely right.
00:35:21She's down to see the show, eh?
00:35:22No, see you.
00:35:24You wouldn't kid me now,
00:35:25would you?
00:35:26You like me?
00:35:27Oh, yes.
00:35:28I think you're wonderful.
00:35:31You hear that, folks?
00:35:33The young lady says
00:35:34that my beauty system
00:35:34is absolutely wonderful.
00:35:39How about tomorrow?
00:35:41Yes, I think I can.
00:35:42Today, then, A.D., isn't it?
00:35:46Oh, well, I didn't really
00:35:50want to go up on the...
00:36:00Well, you...
00:36:02You were sick, eh?
00:36:04You had a headache
00:36:06and had to go to bed.
00:36:09And go home,
00:36:10you pink gentleman,
00:36:12and take that silk
00:36:13off your face.
00:36:19Well, I only did my duty
00:36:27as I saw it.
00:36:28You certainly did.
00:36:40Get off.
00:36:42Get off.
00:36:42Get off.
00:36:44Get off.
00:36:45I'll keep you the light.
00:36:48I can't do anything.
00:36:52I can't do anything.
00:36:55It's there.
00:36:56Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:57Take yourself,
00:36:58Doc.
00:36:58Oh, I see.
00:37:01Hey!
00:37:04Bye, stay on me.
00:37:06Hi, guys!ÙŠ!
00:37:08Look at me!
00:37:09Take his team.
00:37:11Hey, you've gone upstairs.
00:37:23Really?
00:37:25The man's going off and to fix those
00:37:28no-food soapy bar.
00:37:43Don't cry, Amy.
00:38:21Don't cry, Amy.
00:38:43Did he hurt you much, Amy?
00:38:47Oh, I'll be all right.
00:38:57I have done you a lot of favors.
00:39:01Well, I'd like to run them out of town.
00:39:04But you gotta have a reason.
00:39:09Well, can't you pump up something?
00:39:14There's your change and there's your bottle.
00:39:15All right, we'll find out.
00:39:18I'll go over to the restaurant and get something to do.
00:39:20And if I dig anything on them,
00:39:22I will get them out of town.
00:39:24I'll put them in jail.
00:39:26Good.
00:39:34Hello, baby.
00:39:35Hello.
00:39:35Did the old buzzards expect anything?
00:39:37You mean, Pa?
00:39:38Oh, no.
00:39:39I waited till I heard him snoring.
00:39:41Well, I hope he keeps it up.
00:39:42Oh, it was nice of you to send me the, uh, stocking.
00:39:47Did you well?
00:39:48Uh, oh, yes.
00:39:53Not bad.
00:39:54Not bad at all.
00:39:56They're awfully nice.
00:39:58Oh, and thank you very much for the other thing.
00:40:01I mean, the, uh, pretties.
00:40:04Pretties?
00:40:05That's not what I asked for when I bought them.
00:40:07Did you wear those, too?
00:40:13Oh, I think we've got to drive away from here.
00:40:15Somebody might see us and tell my father.
00:40:17Okay, honey.
00:40:18Now, which road has the heaviest traffic?
00:40:21Two out of the main street, of course.
00:40:23Great.
00:40:23We'll take this one.
00:40:29Now, gentlemen, the hour's getting late.
00:40:31We haven't got much more time to stay here.
00:40:33Now, I want you to keep your mind on the game and nothing else.
00:40:36I'm going to show you how to win some money.
00:40:39I'll show you how the trick's done.
00:40:41Now, first, I'll show it to you.
00:40:43Now, there's the ace.
00:40:44Now, all you do is keep your mind on the ace.
00:40:47You understand that, don't you?
00:40:49Now, here we are.
00:40:50Now, just watch the little ace.
00:40:52Now, then, which is the ace, sir?
00:40:56Take your time.
00:40:58You might guess it.
00:41:00You think that's it, do you?
00:41:02And really, you'd bet on that, too, wouldn't you?
00:41:05How much would you bet?
00:41:07Oh, $25.
00:41:08$25.
00:41:12Well, now, let's see if you'd win.
00:41:14That isn't it, is it?
00:41:16That isn't it.
00:41:17So, consequently, that must be it.
00:41:20Now, there you are.
00:41:21Do you see how easy it is?
00:41:22You had to hide your money up.
00:41:23You'd have won that time, wouldn't you?
00:41:25Now, I'm going to show it to this gentleman here.
00:41:27Yeah, I'll show it to you, if you don't mind, Mr.
00:41:30Oh, pardon me.
00:41:30What is your name?
00:41:31Scrubs.
00:41:32Mr. Scrubs.
00:41:34And your name?
00:41:36Perkins.
00:41:36Perkins.
00:41:37Shake hands with Mr. Scrubs, Mr. Perkins.
00:41:41Now, Mr. Suds, I'm going to show it to you.
00:41:45There's the ace.
00:41:46You all see a gentleman, the little ace.
00:41:49Now, then, which one do you think it is?
00:41:53Mr. Spuds?
00:41:55Scrubs.
00:41:56Oh, scrubs.
00:41:57Well, we all make mistakes.
00:41:58That's the reason we've put rubbers on lead pencils.
00:42:02Now, take your time, and which one is it?
00:42:05He may guess it.
00:42:06You did.
00:42:08This one.
00:42:08You think that's it?
00:42:09And you'd bet, of course, being a sporty man.
00:42:13How much would you bet?
00:42:16Fifty dollars.
00:42:17Is that so?
00:42:18Well, now, let's see if you'd win.
00:42:20That isn't it.
00:42:21That isn't it.
00:42:23So, that must be it.
00:42:25Now, there you are, gentlemen.
00:42:26You see, gentlemen, I'm not cheating.
00:42:28You can win, can't you?
00:42:30Now, we'll try it once more.
00:42:31But this time, gentlemen, if you have any money to put down,
00:42:34let's make it a good bet.
00:42:36Now, remember, gentlemen, you've got as much chance as I have.
00:42:39Now, here we go, gentlemen.
00:42:40Remember, watch the ace.
00:42:47Shh, just a minute, gentlemen.
00:42:51There's the sheriff, I think.
00:42:52He wanted to come in here and play, and I wouldn't let him.
00:42:55Shh, just a minute.
00:42:59Say, shall we look at him?
00:43:01Sure.
00:43:02Yeah, go ahead.
00:43:05Now, there it is.
00:43:08Look at this corner.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:15Shh, gentlemen, I was right.
00:43:18It was the sheriff, and I wouldn't let him come in.
00:43:20Now, I'm afraid this will have to be the last game.
00:43:22You see?
00:43:23Now, remember, gentlemen, the ace is the thing.
00:43:25And don't forget it, gentlemen, the ace.
00:43:28The ace is the thing.
00:43:29Now, here we are.
00:43:30Remember, get your money down,
00:43:32because this is the last time tonight you'll be able to bet.
00:43:34Now, try and win all you can for me, gentlemen.
00:43:36Now, watch it.
00:43:37Now, watch it.
00:43:38And watch it very close.
00:43:39Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:43:45I'm a little bit nervous on account of the sheriff.
00:43:47Now, remember, gentlemen, here's the ace.
00:43:49Now, watch the ace.
00:43:50Now, watch it, gentlemen.
00:43:51There it is.
00:43:52There we are, gentlemen.
00:43:54Now, which one is the ace?
00:43:55It's that.
00:43:55Hurry up.
00:43:56You think it is, hey?
00:43:56All right, put your money down.
00:43:58All right, have you got your money down?
00:43:59All right.
00:44:00Hurry up, gentlemen.
00:44:01Remember, there'll be no more tonight.
00:44:03Are you finished, gentlemen?
00:44:04Well, let's see.
00:44:05There's the ace, gentlemen.
00:44:06I'm sorry, but there's when you lose.
00:44:09See, there's the chance you take.
00:44:10Now, gentlemen, remember,
00:44:12that is the way out.
00:44:14I'll see you tomorrow night.
00:44:16Good night, gentlemen, and thanks for your time.
00:44:22I just swaned it to that minute.
00:44:23Yeah, you must have bet the wrong one.
00:44:25Oh.
00:45:00Gee, it's nice out here, isn't it?
00:45:02It's beautiful.
00:45:11Look, look.
00:45:13Mamie.
00:45:15Mamie, what is it?
00:45:17What is it?
00:45:19It's Mamie Gold, sure as I've lost.
00:45:21Mamie, what is it?
00:45:23And that corner, Dr. Shhhhhh.
00:45:42That's terrible.
00:45:46Can't we drive up a little bit closer?
00:45:50I should say not.
00:45:52I'm going home.
00:45:58Oh, I know you don't mean all the things you say to me.
00:46:02But I like to hear them just the same.
00:46:05Don't mean them?
00:46:07Of course not.
00:46:08Every week you're in a different town and see different girls.
00:46:11You know you do.
00:46:12But, honey, you're different.
00:46:14No, I'm not.
00:46:16But I don't care.
00:46:18I know you'll go away and forget all about me.
00:46:21Because I'm just another girl.
00:46:23But I won't forget about you.
00:46:26I'll always remember you.
00:46:28And even if I have to marry old Peter Short,
00:46:32I'll always look back on the night
00:46:33and say
00:46:35I was never so happy in my life.
00:46:40I love you.
00:46:41Theunkeniosa
00:46:41I love you.
00:46:47I love you.
00:46:51I love you.
00:47:04I'm proud of you.
00:47:08But I don't know you.
00:47:11You're not angry, are you?
00:47:15I'm not angry, honey.
00:47:17Then what's the matter?
00:47:20We'd better get back to town.
00:47:22Oh, please don't go yet.
00:47:24You're leaving town tomorrow,
00:47:25and all I'll have after you're gone
00:47:27is just to remember until tonight.
00:47:30And I'll remember it too, sweet.
00:47:32But we'd better get back.
00:47:33Why?
00:47:36Because you're the sweetest little girl I've ever met.
00:48:15Did you open the store?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:34Good morning, Pa.
00:48:36Well, who opened that door
00:48:38as I locked it last night, huh?
00:48:41Why, I...
00:48:41Well?
00:48:45Well, well.
00:48:48I opened it.
00:48:51Oh, you're kidding.
00:48:52What for?
00:48:56I just went out to the medicine show.
00:49:00What time did you get back?
00:49:04Ten o'clock.
00:49:06What?
00:49:07Well, I didn't get in
00:49:09until after eleven myself.
00:49:11Right about that, huh?
00:49:13I...
00:49:14I went out again.
00:49:16What?
00:49:19After eleven o'clock
00:49:20you go out again, huh?
00:49:22You come with me.
00:49:23I teach you not to leave this house
00:49:25when I tell you to stay in here
00:49:27and go out at eleven o'clock with you.
00:49:30Well, I've got you.
00:49:31There.
00:49:32There's nothing a lesson for you.
00:49:34You'll never leave it.
00:49:35No.
00:49:36Don't.
00:49:39Don't.
00:49:41Don't.
00:49:42Don't.
00:49:43Be quiet.
00:49:44Stay in here.
00:49:44Be quiet.
00:49:45Don't go like this.
00:49:46Pa!
00:49:47Have you ever got...
00:49:48Pa!
00:49:48Buddy didn't do anything.
00:49:50No.
00:49:51He sneaked out last night
00:49:52and he left that open.
00:49:54Oh, it wasn't Buddy
00:49:55who was out last night.
00:49:56It was I.
00:49:58What?
00:50:00You?
00:50:03There did you go.
00:50:05I went out for a walk.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Who went?
00:50:09Nobody.
00:50:10I went by myself.
00:50:12Don't lie to me.
00:50:13Who were you with?
00:50:15I'll tell you I went by myself.
00:50:16I'll make you tell me that soon.
00:50:19And if you don't.
00:50:19And if you don't, sir.
00:50:22Don't you strike her again in the hole.
00:50:25Do you understand that?
00:50:27I'll kill you.
00:50:27Who went?
00:50:29She's going in and out of home.
00:50:34Now here.
00:50:36You let's do.
00:50:39Let's go!
00:50:40Oh, let's go.
00:50:43Take them back here.
00:50:46Come.
00:50:53Go.
00:51:09Good morning, Miss Wilson.
00:51:11Nice morning, huh?
00:51:12Yes, it is.
00:51:15Is there something you want, huh?
00:51:17Mr. Goff, I've come to perform a most unpleasant duty.
00:51:20Yes?
00:51:21It's sometimes the most unpleasant things, or the best for us in the long run.
00:51:25Well, what is it?
00:51:26And you know, we can't always see the wisdom of the Lord's work.
00:51:31Yeah, yeah, I know, but what's it about?
00:51:33It's about Mamie.
00:51:43About my Mamie?
00:51:46Well, what about her?
00:51:47She was out last night with that medicine doctor at Weston's place, all alone, late at night.
00:51:57I thought you ought to be told, because everybody else in town knows.
00:52:02Yeah, well, if everybody knows, you told them to, Hexa.
00:52:07Get out.
00:52:08Get out.
00:52:09I never was so exhausted in all my life.
00:52:12What?
00:52:13You slump, I have to.
00:52:43I want a roll.
00:52:449-8-W.
00:52:52Hello?
00:52:53This is Emil Koltz speaking.
00:52:56Hello, Mr. Goff.
00:52:57Oh, Peter.
00:52:59My Mamie's been talking about you.
00:53:02Huh?
00:53:03Mamie?
00:53:04Mamie was asking about me?
00:53:06Ja.
00:53:07Und, uh, you want to marry her, huh?
00:53:10Sure, sure.
00:53:11I would like to.
00:53:14Well, I've been thinking about it too, Peter.
00:53:17Only there's no use of putting it off.
00:53:19Today is as good as any day, huh?
00:53:22Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
00:53:24I wanted to put you today, but I can do that tomorrow, and Mamie can learn it too, and I'll
00:53:29be right in town.
00:53:30Come on.
00:53:31No.
00:53:33No, don't bother.
00:53:35I cranked the car up and come right out and get you.
00:53:41Good.
00:53:51Gee, Mamie.
00:53:52What are you going to do?
00:54:06Give me a cigarette, will you?
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09Hey, you know something?
00:54:10What?
00:54:10I wish we were out of this dump.
00:54:11So do I.
00:54:12I'm beginning to feel nervous.
00:54:14You know, I'm afraid that sweet dame is going to give trouble to us before we get out of town.
00:54:18Give me a light.
00:54:18If she doesn't, here comes one that will.
00:54:21Uh-oh.
00:54:22Can you tell me where Dr. Harvey is?
00:54:24Dr. Harvey?
00:54:26Why, didn't you see him this morning?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28Well, he said he was going to say goodbye to you.
00:54:31Goodbye?
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:32Yeah, sure.
00:54:33He left town this morning.
00:54:35Yeah, you see, um, he went to Mitchellville.
00:54:38No, no, not Mitchellville.
00:54:40No?
00:54:40No, he don't mean Mitchellville.
00:54:41He means, um, well, I don't know the name of the town, but anyhow, he's gone.
00:54:46Yeah, you...
00:54:47Yeah, yeah, he'll be back.
00:54:49Oh, nay.
00:54:50Oh, nay.
00:54:51Oh, no, no, no.
00:54:52No, I mean, he won't be back.
00:54:53He's going for good.
00:54:54You won't...
00:54:54Hello, honey.
00:54:55Yes.
00:55:02I was just thinking about you.
00:55:04Oh, Dr. Harvey.
00:55:05Daddy and I are so unhappy.
00:55:07Don't you take it away with you.
00:55:13Come right inside, sweet, and tell me all about it.
00:55:18All right, now, honey, tell me, what's the trouble?
00:55:20It's Paul.
00:55:21He's been his all our lives until we just can't stand it any longer.
00:55:25What do you want to be lying to that little girl for?
00:55:28Me lying?
00:55:29No, I guess I was lying.
00:55:30What are you talking about?
00:55:31You started to do all this.
00:55:33So when you lay off of me, you'll leave me alone.
00:55:36Now, don't you worry your little head about it any longer.
00:55:39You mean?
00:55:39I mean that you and I are going away from here.
00:55:42And take Buddy with us?
00:55:42And take Buddy with us.
00:55:44Oh, I can't tell you how happy I am.
00:55:47Don't try.
00:55:47Just run along home, pack your things, bring Buddy back, and as soon as you come back,
00:55:50we'll go.
00:55:53Run along, honey.
00:55:55We'll get right back.
00:55:56I won't keep you waiting.
00:55:58We'll be back in no time.
00:56:13I tell you, them Turkish fellas is all slickers.
00:56:16That fella wasn't on the level.
00:56:18He did me for $50 and the wife's raising pain.
00:56:21I'm for having them arrested.
00:56:23So am I.
00:56:24He can cook, all right.
00:56:25Well, of course, you fellas have no business gambling.
00:56:28But if you want to swear out of war, I'll swear out of war.
00:56:32Me too.
00:56:33All right.
00:56:34All right, then.
00:56:35If you come with me, we'll swear out of war, and I'll lock them up.
00:56:39All right.
00:56:39Now you're talking.
00:56:42Now you're setting up, cool.
00:56:53See, you guys, you better beat it fast.
00:56:55Well, what's the matter, kids?
00:56:57My pop went with the rest of the guys to get our, uh, one of those things to have you
00:57:04arrested with.
00:57:05What's that you're saying, buddy?
00:57:07We're all going to be arrested.
00:57:10What are you fellas been pulling now?
00:57:12Well, Doc, we haven't done anything.
00:57:14We just...
00:57:15Oh, we just had a little Monty game last night.
00:57:17That's all, Doc.
00:57:18Yeah, well, I told you to lay off of that stuff here, didn't I?
00:57:20Well, we had to get a little dough, didn't we?
00:57:22And besides, you said we'd be out of this town by daylight now, didn't you?
00:57:25Yeah, that's right.
00:57:26Where'd you say they went, son?
00:57:28They went to get something very left to us, kid.
00:57:31A warrant?
00:57:32Yeah, that's it.
00:57:33But you guys better beat it.
00:57:36Well, what are you waiting for, the sheriff?
00:57:38No.
00:57:39Come on, fellas, get packed.
00:57:41Let's get out of here.
00:57:42Oh, yeah.
00:58:08Here we are, Peter.
00:58:09Yeah, here we are.
00:58:16Come here.
00:58:18Come here.
00:58:21Where do you think you're going, huh?
00:58:23I'm going away with Dr. Harvey.
00:58:25And Buddy's going with us.
00:58:26Yeah, well, who said so?
00:58:28I did.
00:58:28And so did Dr. Harvey.
00:58:31Wouldn't you believe him, eh?
00:58:32Why, yes.
00:58:33Why shouldn't I?
00:58:34This is so much.
00:58:35Here, you come with me.
00:58:38I show you why I come.
00:58:46There.
00:58:47You see that?
00:58:58That's the way he's going to take you with him.
00:59:05You are going to marry Peter Schultz, a good, honest man.
00:59:12That's what you're going to do.
00:59:14Peter, you stay here and see that Mamie don't go nowhere.
00:59:18I go get the license and be right back.
00:59:20Yes, I go.
00:59:21I'll do that.
00:59:22Run inside.
00:59:24Run.
00:59:49Oh, John.
00:59:51I brought the justice of peace, and we're going to be married right here and now.
00:59:55What?
00:59:56She's going to marry me.
00:59:59Now, quit kidding yourself, Adonis.
01:00:02Where'd you get that idea?
01:00:04Well, her father told me so, and I'm not going to be interfered with by nobody.
01:00:09Where's her father now?
01:00:11Well, he's going to get the license, and me and Mamie are going to get married.
01:00:14Now, listen, Schultz.
01:00:16Why don't you bring her father back here, and we can settle this thing right away.
01:00:20Hmm.
01:00:22So you're too quick on the way, huh?
01:00:24Hmm, but I'm gone, huh?
01:00:26Why, don't be silly.
01:00:27Here's the justice of peace, a sworn officer of the law.
01:00:30Will you?
01:00:32Keep him here, huh?
01:00:33Sure, Schultz.
01:00:34Now, don't you worry about a thing.
01:00:36I'll see there's no injustice done.
01:00:38Can I debate on it?
01:00:39Absolutely.
01:00:39Run along.
01:00:40All right, sir.
01:00:46Okay, Judge, do your stuff.
01:00:47Buddy and Gus will be witnesses.
01:00:49Sure we will, won't we, Judge?
01:00:51Sure, I'll...
01:00:54Oh, by the way, have you got a ring?
01:00:55Sure thing, Judge, right here.
01:00:57That's good.
01:00:59Now, Miss Mamie Gultz and Mr. John H. Harvey, I'm about to join you in holy wedlock.
01:01:10Hurry, come back.
01:01:12The doctor is here.
01:01:13He's right in your store.
01:01:14Right?
01:01:14And he said he's going to marry Mamie.
01:01:16I told him, Mamie's going to marry me.
01:01:20And he said she ain't.
01:01:22So I come to get you.
01:01:25Come quick.
01:01:25Huh?
01:01:26We go.
01:01:27I've shown you.
01:01:27Now, under the laws of this state, and in the sight of God, I pronounce you man and wife.
01:01:35Come on, let's get going before Paul comes.
01:01:38Thanks very much, Judge, for your assistance.
01:01:40Now, really, you know, Mr. Harvey, I shouldn't take money for playing a trick on old ghosts.
01:01:44You know, that's fair enough for most any man.
01:01:46All right, Judge.
01:01:49Goodbye, God.
01:01:51Be happy, Mamie.
01:01:53That's all I want.
01:01:54Come on, let's get going.
01:01:56Mamie, we'll have to run along.
01:01:57So long, guys.
01:01:58Goodbye, Judge.
01:01:59So long, and good luck to you.
01:02:04Goodbye, and good luck to you.
01:02:08Great, eh?
01:02:09You bet.
01:02:18There's my daughter.
01:02:21Why, she just got married to a right nice young man.
01:02:24Yes?
01:02:24And if I'm not mistaken, you just started on their honeymoon.
01:02:30There ain't no man gonna run away with my daughter.
01:02:33Why?
01:02:34Shame.
01:02:35Well, what?
01:02:36I got her.
01:02:39I followed him.
01:02:41She's married to him now, and you're not going to stop him.
01:02:43Gang, get out of my way.
01:02:45Bobby and Mamie are going to be happy.
01:02:47Here he is.
01:02:47This time, I won't get out of your way.
01:02:51Ghost!
01:03:03I didn't do it.
01:03:06I didn't do it.
01:03:19Yes, Gus.
01:03:21He always was queer, old chap.
01:03:24And I always know that he'd end up by killing himself.
01:03:32Why, Sheriff, I want to prove there's nothing dishonest about this game.
01:03:36It just takes a little skill and cleverness, that's all.
01:03:40Now, now, Sheriff, now, you just watch the ace.
01:03:43That's all you have to do.
01:03:44Now, keep your mind on the ace.
01:03:47Now, do you think you can find it?
01:03:49I certainly can.
01:03:50Well, where is it?
01:03:50Right there.
01:03:51And would you back your judgment, you know, up to a $10 bill on it?
01:03:55I certainly will.
01:03:56Well, put up your money.
01:03:57There you are.
01:03:59Now, let's see if you win.
01:04:01It isn't that one.
01:04:02It isn't that one.
01:04:03So it must be that one.
01:04:06The Sheriff wins $10.
01:04:08Now, there you are, Sheriff.
01:04:11You see, you don't pick it out if you were as clever as him.
01:04:14Is there anything dishonest about this, Sheriff?
01:04:15Well, I don't see anything wrong about this game.
01:04:18I'd be willing to stay here and play it all night.
01:04:21Why, sure you would.
01:04:23Come on, I'll go you again for $50.
01:04:28Sheriff, the Sheriff's going to play $50 more.
01:04:31Yeah, I heard it.
01:04:32He likes this game, don't you?
01:04:33He better do.
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35Yeah, well, now, watch the age, Sheriff.
01:04:40Now, where is it, Sheriff?
01:04:42There it is.
01:04:42How much have you got there?
01:04:44$50.
01:04:45$50.
01:04:46I want to be in on that.
01:04:48Right there.
01:04:49There's that money down there on that same card.
01:04:53Well, that's the age, gentlemen.
01:04:56So I guess I have to pay you all off.
01:04:59One, two, just 20, 30, 40.
01:05:09Good afternoon.
01:05:13Sure.
01:05:21Oh, what do you say?
01:05:22Oh, my God.
01:05:24Oh, my God.
01:05:26Oh, my God.
01:05:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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