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00:21If you want to go fast, go long.
00:24If you want to go far, go together.
00:27So I got to thank our sponsors, Montecito Jewelers, Lewis, Lewis, and Young.
00:33I hope Lewis is driving Lewis home.
00:35I'll see you, man.
00:38You know, we came together today and we raised a lot of money for a cause that I know is
00:42near and dear to all our hearts.
00:44I hope you realize what an impact you've made today by choosing to support Save the Frogs.
00:50So thank you, thank you, thank you to our incredible staff.
00:53And speaking of choosing things we love, thank you to my beautiful, talented wife, Lindsay, who helped put this event
01:01together.
01:04All right, everyone get home safe.
01:06Not so fast, mister.
01:08Let's not forget about the best general manager this club has ever seen.
01:14We love you, Joshie.
01:17Thank you so much.
01:19Good night, everybody.
01:20Good night, everybody.
01:26Bye.
01:29Amigo, Vegas with the boys next month, the 19th.
01:32Are you in?
01:33My man, I'm always in.
01:35We have to do a double date soon.
01:37Yes, I'll make a res at Lucky's.
01:39Yes.
01:39We can't wait.
01:40You guys are the best.
01:41Yeah, I love you.
01:41Get home safe.
01:42Yeah.
01:42All right.
01:43Hey, Amigo, enjoy your time.
01:44Let me know how it is.
01:45Tell Terry I say hi.
02:05All right, people.
02:07New owner tomorrow.
02:09We need this place spotless.
02:11She's coming all the way from Korea.
02:13You know how they like it.
02:15Spotless.
02:17All right?
02:26Babe, please do not make this such a big deal.
02:31I'll tell Troy that I can't go.
02:33Okay?
02:34You also tell Troy that your own wife had to remind you that it's her birthday.
02:37Babe, I forgot for one second.
02:39Can we let it go?
02:42Can we not have any more work calls, please?
02:45She wouldn't call if it wasn't important.
02:47It's a country club.
02:49It's not.
03:05What are you thinking?
03:08Just how much I love you.
03:11I stop you.
03:17That's going to be us someday.
03:21I can't wait.
03:30Oh, way!
03:32Must be nice.
03:34Found Big Boss Man's wallet.
03:35Can you drop off?
03:37Mm-hmm.
03:37You got it.
03:38No problem.
03:39I said that I'm sorry.
03:40It just seems like you just keep going at it.
03:42Keep going at it.
03:42Could you please stop making this about me having a go at you?
03:45By not having a go at you, I'm just objectively saying we've had to fucking hug.
03:49Herb Garden on our do list for five years.
03:53How do you not find that fucking depressing?
03:55This is depressing right now.
03:57I find this depressing.
03:58Why can't we just have a great night?
04:00You know, with a great fundraiser.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:02We did that together.
04:03Do you hate yourself?
04:04Great fundraiser?
04:07It's like, are you happy like this?
04:08I feel like we're actually happy like this.
04:10Okay, so do you want me to be more unhappy?
04:13What's the proper amount of unhappy you would like me to be?
04:15I don't.
04:16I just want you to recognize that this is not what we agreed on.
04:20I'm not passing blame.
04:20I'm not having a go at you.
04:21I'm just saying, objectively, nothing that we planned has happened.
04:25Nothing as if you don't have a really nice dress on and you don't drive a really nice car and
04:30have a really nice life?
04:32That's not the point.
04:33The point is we've been here for six years and nothing's finished.
04:36I've got one room that's halfway done.
04:39Because these things take time.
04:40Like, we both knew that.
04:42You don't just slap together a bespoke bed and breakfast overnight.
04:45We said we'd be done by the time you were 40.
04:48So we're a few years off schedule?
04:50Okay, we are way off schedule.
04:52And that's my fault?
04:53No.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:54I am not saying it is your fault.
04:56If I go scatter the mulch right now, will that make you happy?
04:58Will that make you...
04:59I'm going to go scatter the mulch right now.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:01You are such a fucking child.
05:04This place is like Rome.
05:05What is this?
05:06Insane.
05:07Whoa.
05:09I thought that alone could pay for our wedding.
05:12Rich people are, like, so gross.
05:14I know.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:19We're so sorry.
05:20Sorry.
05:21You go.
05:22I'm sorry.
05:22You go.
05:23You go.
05:24Should I go?
05:25I think he wants us to go.
05:27Okay.
05:29I shouldn't have gone.
05:36It's invested with mold, you know.
05:38You know, it must be really nice to sit in your British fucking tower
05:41and just criticize everything instead of actually doing anything around here.
05:44I do plenty around here.
05:46Other than feet burpary?
05:48No?
05:48What am I doing this whole fucking evening, then?
05:50Or in this fucking dress?
05:52Or at every charity committee meeting?
05:54You like doing that stuff.
05:55You like doing it.
05:56I've just gotten really good at pretending.
05:58You get privileged access to titans in every industry, and you love it.
06:02Who?
06:02You fucking love it.
06:03Who are these titans?
06:04We get to be friends with politicians and CEOs.
06:07We had dinner with Bono.
06:08What do you think?
06:09You think that they're your friends, but they're not.
06:12You're staff.
06:13You're an employee.
06:14They pay you to be around.
06:16Well, one of us has to get paid.
06:18Maybe if we had a little more income, I wouldn't have to do this job that you find so repulsive.
06:22Well, I gave you my entire inheritance, and we're still completely underwater.
06:25If you bring up my mother right now, I will lose my shit.
06:28I do not regret a dime we spent on her.
06:30You see, when we first started dating, you said that money didn't matter, and you tricked me.
06:34You fucking tricked me.
06:35It's not just about money.
06:36We haven't had sex in a year.
06:39It has not been a year.
06:41Oh, my God.
06:41Fine.
06:41So fucking 11 months.
06:43We have a real problem, Josh, and we don't talk about it.
06:45I don't have time for this.
06:47Maybe you should drink less next time.
06:49Fuck you.
06:55All right.
06:56Be right back, Kitty.
06:57I want to go with you.
06:58You don't have to.
07:01I'm a sepo.
07:03I love you so fucking much.
07:05I love you so much.
07:14I'm sorry to teach you about dopamine because...
07:16See, this is what you do.
07:18You fuck off in here so we don't ever have to talk about anything real.
07:22Are you doing your pervert thing?
07:24Is that what's happening?
07:24Is that what's happening?
07:25Why?
07:26Give me my phone back.
07:27Why?
07:27Why do you want it?
07:28What are you hiding?
07:29I'm not hiding anything.
07:30I'm listening to a fucking podcast.
07:32I'm working on myself.
07:34Listening to a podcast in your little shed isn't working on shit, Josh.
07:38All right.
07:38Well, you want me to go back to how I was?
07:40Do you prefer that?
07:41Oh, so it's either sexual deviant or celibacy.
07:43Is there a middle ground where you want to fuck your wife?
07:45Yeah, maybe if you didn't belittle me all the time.
07:47I don't even fucking care.
07:49Troy and Ava have sex every day, by the way.
07:52He's 68.
07:52Yeah, well, I would too if I was married to Ava.
07:57I hate you.
08:00There it is.
08:01I hate you.
08:02I do.
08:02Yeah, I know.
08:02Yeah, I fucking hate you.
08:05I know.
08:05You've wasted.
08:07Yeah.
08:08You've wasted my whole life.
08:10Then fucking divorce me.
08:12I would.
08:12Please divorce me.
08:14Please, I don't want you to.
08:21Yeah.
08:22This is why I don't do wallets.
08:23I know.
08:24You're literally spending money to carry money.
08:26It's crazy.
08:28I'm so smart.
08:33What was that?
08:35I don't know.
08:43It sounds really bad.
08:44Yeah.
08:45I feel like you should be in the car.
08:47No way.
08:48Where you go, I go.
08:51Okay, stay close.
08:53Okay.
08:56I'm going to record it.
09:00Hey, please, stop it.
09:01Yeah, good job.
09:03Let's go.
09:03You are an empty selfish woman.
09:06Thank God we didn't have kids.
09:08Oh, fuck you.
09:09No, no, no.
09:10Stop.
09:10Stay the fuck away from me.
09:11Let me.
09:11Let me.
09:12Look at this shit.
09:13Let me go.
09:14It's enough fucking bitch.
09:15Don't fucking touch me.
09:16Stop.
09:16Stop.
09:17Stop.
09:18Stop.
09:18Stop.
09:18Stop.
09:20Stop.
09:21Stop.
09:30Shit.
09:39You're safe.
09:40That's all that matters.
09:41Okay?
09:42We'll call the cops.
09:43They still know that we called, right?
09:45No.
09:45They barely saw us.
09:47Look, our job is to call it in.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:53I think that's blood.
09:56Imagine.
09:57If I were to ever raise my voice at you, I'd hope someone reports to me.
10:01Thank God you were reporting.
10:03Yeah, but you're only at the club part-time.
10:06I have to see them every day.
10:07It'll be okay.
10:08I'll make sure nothing happens to you, okay?
10:11Okay?
10:18I think we should stay out of it.
10:26Okay, then.
10:30Are you mad at me?
10:32No.
10:33Of course not.
10:39What are you thinking?
10:46That was fucking weird.
10:47I mean...
10:49What was that about?
10:50I think they were employees.
10:51They dropped off my wallet.
10:52Well, what were they doing standing there?
10:54I mean, who does that?
10:55So weird, right?
10:57Bizarre.
10:58Yeah.
10:58So weird.
11:01How long do you think they were there?
11:04I don't know.
11:04Not sure.
11:09Do you think...
11:10Do you think they're going to tell anyone?
11:13What is there to tell?
11:14Couples fight.
11:15It's normal.
11:16Yeah.
11:18We're normal.
11:19Right.
11:22Yeah, we didn't do anything wrong.
11:24No.
11:26I'll just check in with them in the morning.
11:28You know.
11:29Right?
11:30Yeah.
11:30Yeah.
11:32I'm sure it's fine.
11:33Yeah.
11:35Yeah.
11:39It's got a bit carried away.
11:40Yeah, we...
11:41It's the hell to McLean.
11:44Ow.
11:50It's the owner.
11:53Fuck.
11:56Should I answer it?
11:57I already talked to her when she landed.
12:00Um...
12:00Yes.
12:01Yeah.
12:01Yeah, yeah.
12:04Hello, Josh speaking.
12:07Hi, Eunice.
12:08How are you?
12:10Translator.
12:11Yep, now's a good time.
12:15Yes.
12:16Yes, we are...
12:17We're all ready for tomorrow.
12:18We're all set.
12:19Yeah.
12:19I can't wait to show Chairwoman Parkour
12:21What an amazing renovation Lindsay's done.
12:24Yeah, sure.
12:26Uh, what's up?
12:28Yes, yes.
12:29Uh, yeah, we're happy to take a list down
12:30of anything she might need.
12:32What kind of water?
12:48All right, everybody.
12:51As you know,
12:52we got the new owner in the house today.
12:57Everybody's stressed, tensions are high.
13:00And, uh...
13:01I know what we're all thinking.
13:03We're all thinking the same thing.
13:05Are there going to be more cuts?
13:09Is your job safe?
13:12Hey, if it were up to me,
13:13I'd keep all of you.
13:14But, uh,
13:15I'm just a guy who manages staff.
13:16My job is to keep the owner happy,
13:18and we got a new one coming in
13:19who wants to save money.
13:21So,
13:22I gotta keep it real with the squad.
13:24Look,
13:24last three months have been tough.
13:25Been shaky,
13:26to say the least.
13:27Had to let a lot of people go.
13:30A lot of people.
13:32Ownership change,
13:34it can be rough.
13:38But, you know,
13:39the thing that I keep coming back to,
13:41the thing that is rock solid,
13:45is what an incredible team we have.
13:49We got each other's backs, right?
13:52You know?
13:53Someone slips up,
13:55we pick them back up.
13:56We pick them up.
13:58You know?
14:00You never know what someone's going through.
14:02So we look for the best in each other.
14:05And that's why membership is increasing.
14:08That's why top athletes come here.
14:10That's why we won
14:11Club of the Year,
14:13and that's because of you.
14:15All of you.
14:16Really.
14:16Okay, so let's go out there,
14:19and let's be team MVP today.
14:21Yeah?
14:21All right.
14:23And friendly reminder,
14:24no phones unless it's work-related.
14:27All right, everybody.
14:29Thanks.
14:57You're welcome.
15:24Don't worry, man, I got you.
15:25It's okay.
15:27It's okay, all right?
15:28It's okay.
15:29It's okay.
15:30Come on, come on, come on.
15:32Come on, come on, come on, come on.
15:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:45I don't know.
16:16I don't know.
16:37I don't know.
16:40Yes.
16:40Okay.
16:41We can make this work.
16:42We will make this work.
16:45We will make this work.
16:47We are going to land the project.
16:50She's going to love it.
16:51She's going to love it.
16:53We're going to save money.
16:54We're going to save the money.
16:56And we will claw our way out of this pit.
16:59You cheaply made Chinese fire hazards.
17:03Mrs. Craig.
17:07Hi.
17:08Hi.
17:09Can I help you?
17:11Hello.
17:12Beautiful home.
17:14We're not interested in solar.
17:16Oh, no.
17:16I'm...
17:17I'm Austin.
17:18I work at the club.
17:21Oh!
17:22Great!
17:22We saw each other last night.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:25Yes.
17:26So good to see you again.
17:27Yes.
17:31Pillow fight would go crazy right now.
17:40Look, I know it's not my place.
17:44But...
17:44I'll have you know that my fiancƩ and I are a safe space.
17:50Wow.
17:52How lovely.
17:53Miss, miss, miss.
17:54You're not alone.
17:56We can work with the authorities and get you out of this situation.
18:00Okay.
18:03Um...
18:05I think you've got the wrong end of the stick.
18:07I think I've got a pretty good end of the stick.
18:10How old are you?
18:12Twenty-nine.
18:14Oh.
18:16Um...
18:16And how long have you and...
18:20What's her name?
18:21Ashley.
18:22Ashley.
18:22How long have you and Ashley been going out?
18:27A year and a half.
18:29Wow.
18:30Aw.
18:30So early.
18:31Well, you've got a good fight coming.
18:34And when it does come, you two are gonna be stronger for it.
18:37If I may say this, ma'am, I don't think that's how relationships work.
18:42All right.
18:44All I'll say is that...
18:46All the couples I know that last...
18:49They've really had at it, you know.
18:52Especially the ones that don't, where someone's usually hiding something.
18:58I mean, not to say that that's your situation with, um...
19:01Ashley.
19:02Ashley.
19:02I mean, it's not really, but the bad does have to come out somewhere.
19:07Do you understand?
19:13You're okay.
19:17Do you want a pillow?
19:22Mm-hmm.
19:23I love it.
19:25Well, the color really suits you.
19:26Philippine.
19:28Who?
19:29Who?
19:46Why?
19:55Well, the colors I know.
19:56White claw. Like a white claw, please.
20:01Uh, is watermelon okay?
20:03Fantastic. That's my favorite melon.
20:05You have a lovely tuna salad cup as well.
20:08I'm good.
20:10Ashley Miller, right?
20:12Hi. Yes. Sorry. I'm Ashley.
20:16Last night was fun, huh?
20:18What?
20:20The fundraiser. It was a good turnout.
20:23No, yeah. Um, yeah, I've never seen so many people in my life.
20:28How was the rest of your night?
20:30Um, it was pretty quiet.
20:33My fiancƩ and I go to bed early.
20:36Austin Davis, right?
20:38Austin Davis. Yeah. Yeah. It's my guy.
20:44Yeah, my wife said he just stopped by our place, your guy.
20:47He did?
20:50Oh, wow. Um,
20:52Yeah, sorry. I've had my phone off since the meeting.
20:55Um...
20:55Yeah. You know what? We never...
20:57We never thanked you guys for bringing back the wallet.
21:00So, Linz really should have given this to him.
21:03But, um...
21:04Uh...
21:06Oh, gosh.
21:06Here you go.
21:07You don't have to do that.
21:08No, please. I insist.
21:10Ah. No, no, no. I really can't.
21:13Come on, please. You guys get tips all the time.
21:15It's fine.
21:16Okay.
21:18Not all the time.
21:19No.
21:25Really?
21:26Okay. Okay.
21:28Okay.
21:31Ashley, you know...
21:33Our members pay a lot of money to come here.
21:37300K initiation fee. Did you know that?
21:39Yeah, I know. It's so crazy.
21:42Yeah, it's so crazy, right?
21:43Do you know why they pay so much to come here?
21:48Um...
21:49Uh...
21:50The golf?
21:51Yeah.
21:52The golf.
21:54The courts.
21:55The exclusivity.
21:58The discretion.
22:00Okay.
22:01People need a place where they can feel safe.
22:04Where they can pretend everything is okay.
22:08It's the land of make-believe.
22:10Do you follow?
22:14I think so, yeah.
22:16Do you, though?
22:16Because, like, when your fiancƩ comes and visits my wife unannounced,
22:22I start to wonder, is everything okay?
22:26Do you not want to make-believe?
22:30Because if you don't...
22:32You know...
22:34I can find somebody who doesn't.
22:39No. No, no. I... I... I want to make-believe, sir.
22:44Yeah?
22:44Yes.
22:45You do?
22:47Good. That's great to hear, Ashley.
22:49Okay.
22:50You're doing great. Keep up the good work, all right?
22:54All right.
22:56Ashley, there's a lot of balls on that hill there.
23:00Am I grabbing those?
23:01No, of course.
23:07Oops.
23:13Now I asked for eggshells, and this is bone.
23:16So why is this bone?
23:18This was 30% off.
23:21So was there a discussion thread that I missed,
23:23or was this a Deb-only decision?
23:25You know what? Let me just run to the strong room.
23:26No, it's fine. I'm just trying to understand the machinations behind your decision.
23:29All right. All right, everyone.
23:30You're landing. Here we go.
23:32All right, Vivian.
23:32We've got the affordable water she wanted. Great.
23:34Calvin, ground seam to the final pass.
23:36Everything's shape-shaped.
23:37All right. Okay, Linz, everything good on your end?
23:39Yep. Just making some final adjustments.
23:41Okay.
23:42We're all good, by the way. I spoke to Ashley.
23:44Wonderful.
23:46Okay.
23:47All right, everybody.
23:50Smile, smile.
23:51Mm-hmm.
23:51Okay, we're happy.
23:52We're excellent.
23:56We're excellent.
24:01On your host, you!
24:04On your host, you!
24:05On your host, you!
24:09On your host, you!
24:10On your host, you!
24:10On your host, you!
24:10On your host, you!
24:10On your host, you!
24:12On your host, you!
24:12On your host, you!
24:14On your host, you!
24:15On your host, you!
24:31Hey, sweetie, you see the ball?
24:34Hey, there.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38You okay, gorgeous?
24:40Hey, I haven't seen that ass.
24:41Uh, yeah.
24:43Don't mind me.
24:45I think your ball landed by the cart path.
24:51As you can see, I love light.
24:54I love windows.
24:57I love color.
24:59Mm, love color.
25:02Um, and we pride ourselves on cleanliness at Monta Vista Point.
25:08It's all clean.
25:13Um, all of the furniture is vintage.
25:16And I had my team reupholstered these in the sort of crushed velvet that's to die for.
25:23Oh, yeah.
25:25Oh, yeah.
25:35Yeah, well, we can, we can circle back on the, on the velvet, right?
25:39Yeah, um, let's see this, this wallpaper reminds me of my family's cottage in Cornwall.
25:47It's where my brother first doodled a little drawing that he later turned into bloom scully.
25:57Which one, the Pulitzer?
25:59Pulitzer Prize.
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26:11Thumbs up!
26:12Oh, I waited to select the china because...
26:16Dishware, so...
26:17Uh, dishware.
26:19Not a proper term for that.
26:20Until the chairwoman had a chance to weigh in businesses her space.
26:25She finds it all very, um, colonial.
26:28Thank you so much.
26:30She does not like colonial.
26:32Okay.
26:33Oh, um, perhaps something's getting lost in translation.
26:37She'll like it all redone by someone else.
26:43Yeah, I mean, we're not married to any of this.
26:47Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:50Fuck you, bitch!
26:50Fuck you, bitch!
26:51Stop it!
26:52Fuck you, bitch!
26:53Stop it!
26:54Stop it!
26:54Stop it!
26:55Stop it!
26:56Stop it!
26:56Stop it!
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27:00Sorry for the wait.
27:01Oh, no problem.
27:02Actually, I got a lot of reading done.
27:05Did you know that whales can experience mental illness?
27:09All right.
27:10So, judging by your symptoms and the ultrasound, it, uh, seems you have an ovarian cyst.
27:16Ah.
27:17Yeah.
27:17Your, uh, nausea and abdominal pain are due to the fact that the, uh, cyst is twisted.
27:22If you're experiencing your ovary, fortunately, it detorced on its own.
27:27For now.
27:28You will need surgery as soon as you can.
27:31Otherwise, you'll continue experiencing intermittent torsion.
27:35And if the ovary doesn't detorse like it did today, uh, it will cut blood flow to the ovary,
27:41which, uh, can be fatal.
27:43Oh.
27:44Yeah, uh, oh, you're only 26, so you're too young to be thinking about this, but it might make getting
27:52pregnant difficult.
27:53Any questions?
27:56I, um, I, I don't have health insurance.
28:02Babe, you will find another gig.
28:04You're a good interior designer.
28:06She liked the vases.
28:07She thought the vases were great.
28:09You know, you can't control it.
28:10She hated everything else.
28:12I thought it all looked good.
28:13I thought it looked great.
28:14I thought somebody could like that, but, but, you know, I gotta make sure she's happy.
28:17She's the boss.
28:19I need all the boss points I can get right now.
28:22The contract's up.
28:22She hasn't even brought it up once.
28:25I should be a fool not to keep you.
28:27You're very good at your job.
28:31I didn't mean that's a compliment.
28:36Cool.
28:40Everyone loves light, by the way.
28:43There's no human being that doesn't love light.
29:12Hey, sweetie, how's it going?
29:13Hey, Dad.
29:15Uh, I'm good.
29:18I, I kinda don't know what to do right now.
29:23Oh.
29:24Do you have people over?
29:26Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:27Say hi.
29:27Hi.
29:28Hi.
29:29Oh, hi.
29:30I'm sorry, sweetie.
29:31We really would've invited you, but it's just...
29:32No, it's not your dad's fault.
29:33I organized.
29:34I should've texted.
29:35Babe, it's not your fault.
29:36Oh, my gosh.
29:36No problem at all.
29:37So how's your boyfriend?
29:39Uh, fiance, but that's okay.
29:41We're, we're still getting into it.
29:43Oh, what a moron!
29:45What?
29:46Oh, oh, go watch this game, please.
29:49Uh, maybe y'all tonight we'll have, like, an engagement party, and we can all catch up,
29:52and I'll invite my mom, and...
29:53Shut up!
29:54Oh, man!
29:56I, I, I'm sorry, sweetie.
29:57What'd you say?
29:58Uh, yeah, it's, it's not important.
30:01Love you guys.
30:06Are you okay?
30:07What happened?
30:07Yeah, it was, it was just an upset stomach.
30:1150.
30:25Ah!
30:31Ah!
30:33Ah!
30:33Ah!
30:34Follow all the way through.
30:41like that
30:44it's perfect
30:50appreciate it troy hey one more thing can i just ask you
30:54i don't know man you think i should talk to her depends i mean how upset did she seem
31:01i mean it's hard to tell she doesn't speak any english so i can only go by what the translator
31:07says well look bud i'll keep an ear out but i'm sure she'll extend your contract soon
31:14worst case scenario i'll rally the members start a petition or something ah that means a lot thank
31:20you of course anything for you man you're the best man oh hey by the way what was up with
31:29the
31:29kitchen today what what do you mean uh my meal was like super lukewarm i might even say it was
31:36cold
31:36squash blossoms for sake too that's unacceptable i'm on it appreciate you me amigo
31:44i love you
31:59is everything okay yeah yeah i'm just uh i'm just i'm just i'm just giving glass
32:07just come inside me okay you sure yeah i'm sure i'm so close don't stop
32:31oh my god
32:34oh my god
32:54no no more no more no more no more thank you
33:04what actually happens is that your baseline level of dopamine drops and i will explain the
33:10precise mechanism for that okay in the neuroscience literature we refer to this as tonic and phasic
33:22you
33:24you
33:35you
35:32Wait, what?
35:34What does that mean?
35:36I don't know.
35:37I guess I'm going to need surgery or something.
35:41It's going to be hard for us to get pregnant.
35:44I'm so sorry.
35:47I was scared to tell you because I thought you'd break up with me.
35:50Ash, I would never.
35:53I'm always worried you're going to leave me.
35:56Why?
35:57I can't do, like, the one basic thing that this whole, like, everything is about, like, everywhere.
36:04Nature.
36:05It's what everything does, and I can't.
36:07Nick, you're powerful.
36:09You're perfect.
36:11Look at me.
36:12You can do anything.
36:14I want to remind you every day, and we're going to have the best life.
36:16Oh, my God.
36:17It's not going to work right now.
36:18Oh, for real.
36:20We've always said all we need is each other and the beach.
36:23Oh, my God.
36:24Listen.
36:25If we want to have a baby, I'm going to need a special doctor, okay?
36:28And then I'm going to need surgery, which means I need a job with health insurance, which means I need
36:33a high school diploma, which means I'm a fucking loser.
36:36Don't say that about yourself.
36:37That's not true.
36:38Tell me what to do, then.
36:40Huh?
36:41I don't know.
36:43This is new for me, too.
36:45Tell me.
36:48Please.
36:51I know.
36:59My stitch capitalism, it's all about fighting it, right?
37:06What are you talking about?
37:08The system.
37:09The system is designed to make you feel despair.
37:14Like, the disparity is systemic.
37:17You know what I mean?
37:19Like income inequality?
37:21Yes, exactly.
37:22You know, the 16-piece at KFC is $52.99 right now.
37:26How often are you going to KFC?
37:28That's not my point.
37:29It's on the way to work.
37:29Look, what I'm trying to say is none of this is your fault.
37:36Okay?
37:37The people in charge have made it impossible for us.
37:41Yeah.
37:41Um, okay.
37:43Yeah.
37:43I guess I've been feeling that a lot lately.
37:45I just didn't have the right words for it.
37:48I've been feeling it, too.
37:52Like, sometimes I feel like I peaked in college and I'm not brave enough to the table.
37:56And sometimes I can get down about it.
37:58But then I remember that we work at a fucking country club where everyone grabbed the bag before we could.
38:05Of course we feel this way.
38:08Fucking Josh gets paid the most.
38:10He's just being a dick all day.
38:12I mean, we wouldn't even be in this nest if they had made me pick up falls.
38:16Yeah.
38:18It's unfair.
38:19Globally.
38:21There's got to be a redistribution of the world.
38:23I'm like, we should all get out and vote.
38:27Yeah, I mean, what you're really saying is we've got to take it back from everyone.
38:32Broadly speaking, yes.
38:35You know, I was reading how antitrust laws might help.
38:38You know what would help?
38:39Is it perfectly good people stop getting fired and this fucking abuser loses his job instead.
38:44Yeah.
38:45No, we should be reexamining everyone apart for sure.
38:48You know, I saw this thing on lobbying regulations and I didn't read it.
38:53But just let me find it.
38:54It's like, dude, right?
38:57Fuck.
39:06What do we do with me?
39:17What do we do with me?
39:19Hey.
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