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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:35Baby, Lizzie.
02:36Yes, I need to see.
02:37So we will turn it on.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40No!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Stop it!
02:43Baby, Lizzie!
02:44Yes, I need to see.
02:45Go!
02:46Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48No, please.
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop it!
02:50Baby, Lizzie!
02:52Yes, I need to see.
02:53No, no, no!
02:54Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01Don't you fucking touch me!
03:02So what do you want?
03:12Holy shit!
03:1445k, 10 days paid vacation, and fucking health insurance.
03:19We're set. We are set for life.
03:22For sure.
03:24Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor?
03:26I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery.
03:29Do I have any weird moles they can remove?
03:34What's wrong?
03:35Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula.
03:38Are you feeling guilty or something?
03:42Because we're not bad people. They are.
03:45Yeah, totally. They suck.
03:47Late-stage capitalism. Just like you said.
03:49I mean, we agreed to do this for a future baby.
03:52No, I know.
03:55It just feels like we left a lot on the table, negotiation-wise.
04:00All we need is health insurance and anything more, and it sounds like blackmail.
04:07I just wonder if maybe we could have gotten something from me, too.
04:13You know?
04:14Oh.
04:15I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that.
04:19Do you want to go back?
04:19No. It's too late now.
04:23Fine. It's fine.
04:27Just, it's felt weird, is all.
04:32You know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency at any given
04:37moment, but, okay.
04:39No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44I can't imagine how scary that is.
04:46Yeah, it's really scary.
04:57It's never a fight like this again. Okay?
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:02I love you.
05:05I love you, too.
05:10All employees must maintain the highest standards of personal and professional conduct, both during and outside of work hours.
05:18Any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for termination.
05:22Yeah. We really got to update that.
05:24Yeah.
05:26The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right?
05:29I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
05:33Yeah.
05:33The technology is just so fucked up.
05:36You sure you want to eat those?
05:39God knows what they put in them.
05:42I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
05:45Entitlement.
05:47Sorry, if I had pulled this shit back at Soho House, Kevin Nader would have cut my fucking bollocks off.
05:51Kevin, Kevin was a good boss.
05:52Yeah, I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship.
05:56Oh, my QL's cramping up.
05:57Use the foam roller.
06:00Ow.
06:01Ow.
06:04Ooh!
06:06These fucking kids don't know who they messed with.
06:09We have so many more years' experience being petty.
06:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:13Listen, we're not going to make it worse.
06:14We're lucky all she wants is health insurance.
06:17When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid until he quit.
06:21He had no idea it was me.
06:23Mark Ritter.
06:25What a cunt.
06:26Stop.
06:27Stop.
06:29Promoting her is the only move.
06:30Done.
06:31Well, so they're just going to get away with it.
06:32No consequences.
06:34Linz, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds.
06:37Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives.
06:40No one's lording, okay?
06:41There's no lording.
06:43I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
06:44She deletes the video.
06:45We move on.
06:46Until they surprise us with, like, a backup video literally the next time they want something.
06:49Well, you know what?
06:50I can only put out the present fire, not the non-existent one.
06:52Or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees.
06:59What do you want me to do?
06:59We can't fire her.
07:00We can't call the cops.
07:08All right.
07:09Crazy thought.
07:12What if you quit?
07:15Linz.
07:15No, I'm...
07:17You know, hear me out.
07:18If...
07:20If you leave the club, the video is of no use to them, right?
07:25Okay.
07:26And then what?
07:27Where am I going to get a job?
07:30How are we going to pay for this place?
07:33We'll sell it.
07:35We can downsize.
07:37Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Are you kidding me?
07:39You would not be happy downsizing.
07:41Look around.
07:41It's all upsized.
07:43All upsized.
07:44I know.
07:45It sounds mad.
07:46But this could be a fresh start for us.
07:50We could take out a loan, get credit cards.
07:54We'd have time to actually enjoy things.
07:56We could go to concerts.
07:57You could play music again.
07:58I don't know.
08:01Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track.
08:07Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment?
08:15I mean...
08:20I'm...
08:21I'm...
08:21I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
08:22Okay?
08:23It's going to be all right.
08:24It's going to be all right.
08:25I let people win every day.
08:28We'll manage it.
08:29It's...
08:30Literally my job.
08:32General...
08:33General manager.
08:39I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:41I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:45Oh.
08:50It's going to be all right.
09:09I'm sure you'll feel great.
09:12It's going to be all right.
09:12I never miss again.
09:14You miss his face on the TV.
09:15something about the 30% discount because that was a good deal. No, I stand by that. You've been
09:20great. You've been a wonderful member of the team. This is Park. It's purely fiscal. Fuck your fiscal.
09:26Okay, Deb, I know the emotions are really high right now. Yeah, they're high. Every right to be angry.
09:31Oh, my God. It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:51This guy sucks, Josh. Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked, and she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute, but it's no excuse. You're absolutely right.
10:00All right. Can you cop the drinks, at least? Yeah, let me take care of that, and I'll call you
10:05back.
10:05He's taking care of it. Put the fear of God in. Hey, there she is. Hi. Sorry, is that all
10:11good to all?
10:11Yeah, sure. No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in. How are we doing? Everything
10:15to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah. Thanks. Please close the door and have a seat. Have a little chit-chat.
10:23Um, so... So, how do you want to go about this? Do you want to delete the video now, or
10:30do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh, yeah. Either way. Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that. No, no, I want to. That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it. So, this one goes with this one. Oh, um, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome. Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died. And we already paid them. This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I-I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong. I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it. There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won. It's okay. You won. You don't have to do any of this. You just have to
11:22delete the video. Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:26Okay. Um, here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah. The, uh...
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:54Uh, well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time. I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no. We'll, we'll get, uh, an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:11Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh, could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:29Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:32Oh, nice. Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God, she's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:55Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Hmm.
13:04Hmm.
13:08Hmm.
13:16I'm working right now.
13:36You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I, I was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:48Our whole future's riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55If someone talks shit and the owner fires me, then I can do my surgery,
13:58and then I lose my health insurance, and you can't get yours,
14:01and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR mukbangs in my car for rent money.
14:06So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh my gosh.
14:13Thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:36Oh my God, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop.
14:45It was a team effort.
14:47Linz, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh my God, people went so crazy betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you skincare.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Oh, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only 40K, and Korean lasers knock like 10 years off your face.
15:42Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:46I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:10Any requests you have, grievances.
16:13Honestly, even just personal, Linz, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:19That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm going to go and pinch a stick from someone.
16:28Let you all carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's going to be a lot of people, and the event's going to come up fast.
16:38You need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:46Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time, given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:01Ann.
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04S-E-M-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13I was going to say.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up on a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:28Uh, actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience, uh, in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah, managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And where was that?
17:46Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, um, take us, uh, as a city of Oxnard.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:05This one's wrong, too.
18:06They're all wrong.
18:21Mono Vista Point.
18:22Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell had some voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:27I'm fine.
18:28Not a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to mom's.
18:52Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah.
18:56They're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Oof, sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow, geez.
19:11Thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with mom.
19:16What?
19:16I, I don't think that you, you can, uh, uh, that's a lot.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sarah.
19:28I, I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh, Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine.
19:44Sarah, I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what, like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this, I had to work
19:56that night, it is what it is, I'm gonna send you money, goodbye.
20:02Good boy, good boy.
20:03Sit down.
20:04Beverly, sit, sit.
20:05Okay, go ahead.
20:10Ugh, fucking worse.
20:15Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, drop it, good boy.
20:37Good boy.
20:42Go find it.
20:56Oh, fast reply, okay, let's see here, let's slide that out, toss on a filter,
21:14here we go.
21:27Burberry?
21:37Burberry?
21:38Burberry!
21:44good boy good boy come here come here no more no more no more no no
22:02maybe you could come by and design my room sometime i moved in a week ago and still haven't
22:07unpacked so you just left your entire life in korea because she asked you to teach tennis here
22:12well chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and you know she accounts for like
22:17two percent of korean gdp well she has appalling taste in interior design
22:25god i could say anything of that x and i'd still find it hot oh please you have a line
22:29for everyone
22:30no for real though this one's a little hot today here try this it's the best brand by far chakos
22:44wow feels so much cleaner it's a korean yeah koreans are like that it's getting a little hot out
22:54i get some on my back yeah of course
22:59sorry my hands are a bit cold no it feels really good so does truckers only make sunscreen
23:09no they got everything eye creams masks i'll bring you some samples next time i know a guy i could
23:15get
23:15you a good deal now if i wanted to see results like right away what would you recommend if you
23:21want immediate results you got to go to seoul truckers has the best skin clinic and they have
23:25this vip program where they fly you first class car service five-star hotels it's crazy wow how much
23:32is that depends on what you want but the friends and family rate with a little wish and lindsay rate
23:38let's say forty thousand dollars but i mean you know it's me couldn't you knock off like a twenty percent
23:50oof yeah with the flights and the hotels i think best i could do is thirty nine thousand five hundred
24:00um
24:03i really need this so could you just help me out
24:10pulling a lot of strings for you could always save up
24:17yeah fine sorry
24:21start working on that overhead
24:35does the chairwoman know
24:38yeah she knows she gave me permission
24:41no i mean does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable
24:47what are you talking about and i think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been
24:51sexually harassing members
24:53oh are you serious and frankly you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now
24:58and the club takes allegations like this very seriously
25:05all right guys you gotta stack your knees above your ankles this isn't a lower back exercise okay
25:12it's all about your posterior chain when i won the buckus award in 2015
25:17oh my god so glad to be home
25:19i hate the busiest day today
25:22oh sorry were you recording something
25:24yeah i'm making a series of how-to videos
25:27i'll start with the glutes
25:28and then i'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain
25:30and then i'm gonna head back down
25:33who's making you do this
25:34no one
25:34i just realized i got all this knowledge you know
25:37from football
25:38when i won the buckus award in 2015
25:40oh like all those trainer influencers you follow
25:43you don't think it's a good idea
25:44no it is
25:45it's just asking
25:48it's a great idea
25:49i'm gonna clean up
25:50no no that's okay
25:51yeah
25:52um
25:53did you get a chance to pick up some clothes
25:54yeah
25:55i got some good stuff
25:56i texted a bunch but
25:58you didn't reply
25:59oh yeah i'm sorry
26:00i had the craziest day today
26:02i was just like
26:03running around
26:04and people at work like actually need me
26:06which is
26:07it's kind of cool but i have so much work to do today
26:09do you want to do that in the bedroom then
26:10cause i gotta keep on recording my videos
26:14yeah
26:14okay
26:17is everything okay though
26:18cause i
26:19i don't know
26:20i feel like i'm picking up a weird energy or something
26:22i'm fine
26:24i think maybe you just might be
26:25protecting
26:28yeah
26:29maybe
26:31wait
26:32are these from goodwill
26:33yeah
26:34i went to h&m but
26:35it didn't feel right
26:36leaving the tags on
26:37and then returning
26:37so
26:39oh wow
26:41nice right
26:42so nice
26:44these are like
26:45timeless
26:48good job
26:51thanks
26:53uh
26:53just gonna go try them on
26:54okay
26:58i got your back anytime
26:59anything for my girl
27:00aww this is sweet
27:08only the best for my boys
27:10what you got for us
27:12got you the 20 year this time
27:14my god
27:14you know i'm happy for that
27:16happy
27:16it's a softer proof
27:18more refined
27:19it's very hard to find these days
27:20man
27:21this new owner better not replace you bro
27:23what
27:24what do you mean
27:25hey troy
27:26yeah
27:27tell him what you heard
27:29i didn't really hear much
27:31it's not worth stressing out over
27:33just tell me i'm not stressed
27:34i'm stressed
27:36you know
27:37i just
27:38heard she might be interviewing some folks
27:40that's all
27:42yeah who
27:43how many
27:45i don't really know much
27:48sorry bro
27:49oh i got a capital gain situation
27:52hey troy
27:53who's that tax guy you got
27:54i think i need a little help
27:56yeah i'll text you
27:57he helped park by this club
27:58saved her 20 mil
27:59that's crazy
28:00what do you do like a 1031 or something
28:02but uh
28:04my guy's good
28:05he set up a buy bar i'll die for me
28:08yo it's crazy i can't even believe this shit's legal
28:11damn
28:12what asset did he make you buy
28:14i don't know
28:15monet
28:16mayonnaise
28:17all i know is we making money
28:20oh
28:21what's up party pal
28:22son of joshie
28:23now you gotta play
28:24come on over here
28:26come on just a quick one
28:27nah i can't
28:28i gotta go home
28:29put
28:30your money
28:31in
28:34i mean
28:35if you guys like losing
28:36now we talking
28:38oh shit
28:38here we go
28:39high card wins
28:40come on joshie
28:41let's go baby
28:43show us what you got
28:45hey josh
28:46draw for me too
28:47you got it
28:48michael
28:55tough card to beat
28:59oh shit
29:01king takes it
29:02way to go michael
29:04god damn it phil
29:05i don't care baron
29:07i swear to god mike
29:08do you ever lose
29:08at anything
29:09nah i don't do that
29:11thanks joshie
29:13yep
29:14all right man
29:15let's do it again
29:15what's your venmo
29:17at michael phelps
29:19oh yep
29:20there you are
29:22it's a 5k limit
29:24back to back days
29:25is fun
29:26yeah
29:27it's fun
29:31i know my post
29:32said $800
29:32but i am flexible
29:33so you know
29:34we can talk
29:34i got stuff
29:35from pretty much
29:35everybody
29:35at every level
29:36collegiate
29:37pros
29:39great guys
29:40so here we got
29:41the
29:42A1s
29:44signed by
29:45Ant
29:45ah
29:47and we got
29:48the Jordans
29:49here
29:491990
29:51Jordans
29:53and here we got
29:54the Tiger Woods
29:55clubs
29:55so funny story
29:57about
29:57are those
29:58the
29:58B.O.
29:59Lab 18s
30:00yeah
30:03huh
30:05you uh
30:06you're an audiophile
30:07yeah a little bit
30:09nice man
30:10nice
30:10so anyway
30:11funny story about these
30:13you remember when Tiger
30:13went crazy at Augusta
30:14yeah
30:15this is his 4 iron
30:16that's why it's a little
30:17a little crooked
30:18you know
30:19these 18s
30:21are going for like
30:2110k on ebay
30:23is that right
30:23yeah
30:24i'll take them off your hands
30:25right now for 9
30:27they're uh
30:27they're not for sale
30:29huh
30:29but i will sell you
30:30Tiger Woods clubs
30:31for 10k
30:32well what about the
30:33Moog though
30:33none of the music
30:34stuff's for sale
30:37right
30:38huh
30:39you know that the
30:40AE ones
30:41they're gonna appreciate
30:41by the way
30:42Anthony Edwards
30:44he's a future
30:46when you said
30:47Anthony Edwards
30:48I thought that was
30:50the dude from
30:51ER
30:54Goose
30:55Goose
30:55no no
30:56ER
30:57yeah no I know
30:58Goose from
30:58Tuckham
30:59what does that have to do
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor
31:03huh
31:06uh
31:08thank you for your time
31:09you have a good day
31:20uh wait
31:33please remove this one as well
31:35yes
31:39you know if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment
31:42my fiance is a trainer here
31:53she won't be needing not to my mind
32:00he's Korean
32:02but half
32:03half
32:07half
32:08half
32:08half
32:08half
32:10half
32:11half
32:11half
32:11half
32:11half
32:24she says it's sweet of you to think of your fiance
32:27what the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist
32:37you know it's funny she should mention that because my fiance is a physical therapist
32:41I thought he was a trainer
32:43I thought he was a trainer
32:43yeah no he is part time but uh
32:45yeah we just never thought to have a PT here before
32:48it's genius really
32:49most members are 50s 60s
32:51they definitely keep Austin busy
32:53she's smart
32:55you're English chairwoman
32:58shh
32:59don't tell
32:59only you know
33:01well I'm so honored and I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT if you wish
33:08perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiancee first
33:12yes let me try first
33:15absolutely
33:16I chose a husband 20 years younger so I can die before him and now he has more health problems
33:26than me
33:41hey babe
33:42oh hey
33:46I got like so many compliments on my shirt today
33:50like
33:51I love it so much
33:53yeah
33:54well you look so good on it
33:56so
33:58guess who's up for a full time position at the gym
34:03I don't want to know
34:05Austin Davis
34:08there's another Austin Davis
34:12no
34:12it's you silly
34:14what
34:16how'd you do that
34:17I didn't do anything
34:20like
34:21chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own
34:23she knew all about your football background
34:25I think she saw one of your videos
34:27yeah
34:30it's kind of cool right
34:32I think we should celebrate or something
34:34yeah
34:35do you want to join us
34:36a show
34:37can you put in the uh
34:38the triple meeting
34:39uh yeah
34:43there's like
34:45one little thing
34:46so um
34:48you have to be a licensed physical therapist
34:52what
34:52that's going to take me like five years
34:54no no it's not
34:55what are you talking about
34:56I don't have a license
34:57look
35:00I just feel like we've been off
35:02lately
35:03right
35:05no
35:05I'm fine
35:08are you okay
35:12yeah
35:12I
35:13I guess I've been feeling a bit off
35:15and
35:16I don't know
35:17I just I just feel like it'd be really good for
35:19me
35:20and us
35:21if we both worked at the club and
35:23you know
35:24moved up together
35:27I mean I guess if you
35:28think that I hope you feel better
35:31show
35:32yeah
35:33I think it would
35:37hey do you remember when you lost your driver's license
35:40and you used your fake ID for a year and no one noticed
35:43yeah
35:44so
35:45I don't know
35:59so dr. kim is recommending the fraxel laser
36:02proud lift and some filler
36:04well he'll remove for free
36:22and I get all of this for free
36:24and I get all of this for free
36:25sure
36:25I guess
36:27that's the agreement
36:35do you know I'm just going to start with this
36:36the laser
36:38and I want to end up looking crazy
36:41thank you
36:42wouldn't have been able to afford all that
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me
36:49I need you so bad Ricky
36:52oh yeah
36:52no one can fuck me like you do
36:55yeah
36:55please don't make me go that long without you
36:58please sir
36:58oh fuck
36:59no one gives me this
37:01dripping
37:02oh yeah
37:04oh
37:08did you come
37:09oh
37:10we still remember
37:11oh
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:21oh
37:21oh
37:21oh
37:25oh
37:27oh
37:28oh
37:47i'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad but there are good data to support the idea that
37:53if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28Uh, the joint account for me and my mom.
38:31Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:34Yeah, I'll hold it.
38:48Uh, come on in.
38:51Hey, Bob.
38:51Hey.
38:53Uh, I've got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Right?
38:56Yeah, cool.
38:56Whatever you need.
38:58Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02Swimming park gives the green line, of course.
39:04All right.
39:05Here you go.
39:09Yeah, perfect.
39:11Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the invoices you gave me.
39:16I went over them, and they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that all right?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25All right.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, thank you for being you.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:42Haha.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:45Mmm.
39:46Yeah.
39:57It totally worked.
39:58You didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Babe, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46No.
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
41:00Um...
41:03So...
41:04I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchini, squash, whatever.
41:15We turned the A to you into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25This is freaking me out now.
41:27Hey, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:36Um...
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars.
41:45And it appreciates to a million.
41:47Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes.
41:48Right?
41:49You hate art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet, Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:02And when you die, you pass it to your kid, and they sell it, and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here, and for what?
42:17Oh, my God.
42:17Okay?
42:18I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:30You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Barbary hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lindsay, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Lindsay.
42:38Lindsay, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious, Renan?
42:48I'm the most serious.
42:50The only person other than me that mails out the invoices
42:53is now an underqualified, entitled little Gen Z
42:57with no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This...
43:03This is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:22Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:48Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
44:16I'll go check on the chairwoman.
44:18Yes!
44:20If your father looks at me,
44:26I'm just crossing the chairwoman.
44:27I'll get real.
44:28Oh, my husband and I are talking about you.
44:30You've noticed what to do.
44:33I can't be a contact.
44:38Let me check with you.
44:41You have to answer you,
44:46I can guess what you want to do.
44:46I'll give you.
44:47And I'll get to you.
44:48Let's talk to you quickly. What are you going to do?
44:51What are you going to do?
44:54What are you going to do?
44:55Oh, really?
44:58If you don't know what I'm going to do,
45:00I'll do it again.
45:01I'll do it again.
45:04The patient died.
45:32Okay.
45:33Look in glass, take a breath, shut your eyes, mirror eyes, look in glass, take a breath, shut your eyes,
46:01mirror eyes.
46:11Look in glass, take a breath, shut your eyes, mirror eyes.
46:33Look in glass.
47:03Look in glass.
47:33Look in glass.
47:34Look in glass.
48:03It sounds gross.
48:03You
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