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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 5
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00:01Oh!
00:04Oh!
00:05Oh!
00:07Oh!
00:11Oh!
00:12How are you?
00:14Pare!
00:14Pare, oi!
00:15Pare, you missed me!
00:17Oh!
00:17You're lucky!
00:18Pare!
00:19Pare!
00:20I think Johnny Negi came back.
00:22He's gonna be happy.
00:23I'm gonna eat.
00:28Pare, how's my janitor fish?
00:33You're gonna win?
00:35That's why I'm even kidding.
00:37Keep my face, Pepe!
00:39Keep my face, Pepe!
00:41Oh!
00:46Eve!
00:48Eve!
00:49So dirty!
00:53You know, when I read that game on TikTok, I'm happy.
00:56Here?
00:57But it's like I didn't react.
01:00Pepe, why did you react like that to Chad?
01:03I thought you were just eating some food.
01:06I don't know, but it's like mixed-level.
01:10The deal of Chad is less than Cebuya.
01:13So, I'm kind of like, but it's okay.
01:17I'm not sure if Chad is eating a diaper.
01:20I'm a favorite.
01:21Okay.
01:21Okay, I have here four yellow cards.
01:28Let's watch this.
01:32Ow!
01:36EMPOY!
01:37Nagtagumpay si Gerald!
01:39Ayun, no?
01:40Ay po, yellow card para sa'yo.
01:42Mumisika!
01:43Mumisika kasi.
01:45Nabas ba yung giyipin?
01:47Kasi, parang ismaid ba siya o something ganun, lakagano.
01:53Okay, wag ka maglala, hindi ka naman nag-iisa.
01:55Sino pa yung next?
01:56Mmm, aww!
02:00Ay...
02:03Sarap!
02:04Sarap!
02:06Ayun!
02:07Ayun!
02:09Nag-enjoy!
02:11Nasarapan!
02:13Nasarapan!
02:14Nasarapan!
02:15Nasarapan ka!
02:16Ayun!
02:17Ayun!
02:17Ayun!
02:18Ayun!
02:18Ayun!
02:19Ayun!
02:19Ayun!
02:20Ayun!
02:21Si Negi, kasi nung dinilaan ko yung mukha niya, mukha siya nandiri eh.
02:27So, dun ako nadali.
02:28Traumatic.
02:29Napaka-traumatic sa'kin nun.
02:31Ang masakit nito, nung humalik ka rito kay Negi, nakangiti ka.
02:35Pero nung humalik ka kay Chad, sumuka ka.
02:38Anong difference?
02:40Hindi ko nalasaan yung dilaan niya.
02:41Si Chad nalasaan ko yung dila eh.
02:43So, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card.
02:48Yung dalawang may yellow card, dito na tumabi na kayo kay Negi?
02:50Best friend.
02:52Nakaisahan tayo dun.
02:53Oo nga.
02:54Yung isang yellow card, wala kayong mapapanood ng video.
02:59Isa sa mga bilin kanina ay sa loob ng 30 minutes ay kailangan meron kang gawing pagpapatawa
03:06dahil kung hindi, mabibigyan ka ng yellow card.
03:10Victor, wala kang pinatawa.
03:13Ito?
03:14Oo nga eh.
03:15Victor, baka wala ka pa ng motor.
03:18I-chat mo lang ako.
03:19Agad-agad, bibigyan ka yung susi.
03:22Hindi pa namin nakikita ang brand mo dito.
03:25Sige, sige.
03:26Sa loob ng bahay.
03:28Ang iniisip ko noon, parang isa-isahin ko nalang kausapin yung tao.
03:32Kasi parang doon ako nag-rely yung sa gulat na mga hirit-hirit.
03:36Huling warning na ito.
03:38Okay.
03:40Dahil sa susunod na card, pula na yan.
03:43Wow.
03:46So, kanino tong isang card?
03:48Baka sayo yan, Meme, kasi tumawa ka kanina yun.
03:50Talaga ba?
03:52Pagpasok.
03:53Alam mo, parang malutong yan.
03:54Para mulutong a akin na ulit yung mga cards.
03:56Alin, ito ba?
03:57O.
03:58Kasi parang malambod yung pangkakakawa.
04:00Kailangan hindi nakakalimutan ng first time.
04:02Kaya nga.
04:03Meme.
04:04Bakit naman?
04:05Ay, bawal pong mikit.
04:08Mikit?
04:08Kailangan na kadilat.
04:09Kailangan na kadilat.
04:10Okay na dumilat.
04:11Huwag lang nga nga.
04:12Okay, what?
04:12Oh my God, nalusaw yung yellow card.
04:15Kahit yellow card, umatras.
04:17Ayaw niya lang ibigay.
04:17Okay, let's go.
04:18Neki, lalabos na tayo.
04:19Okay, bye.
04:20Huwag lang yung yellow card.
04:25Alam mo, biglang mabukas yung pintuin.
04:27May nang mumulti ba?
04:27Hiningahan ni John.
04:31Ang baho.
04:32Amoy tarpulin dun sa almusalan.
04:36Talaga, amoy gamit na diaphragm.
04:40Oh, yung camera ba?
04:41Parang dun sa Xperia?
04:42Kaya bakit din ba itryan?
04:44Pati din ba itry ko niya?
04:45Itry mo kaya.
04:46Ito.
04:47Ito.
04:49Empoy, Victor, at Pepe.
04:51May yellow card kayo from Meme.
04:54May stack up siya kay Pepe.
04:57Nanigurado.
04:58Nanigurado.
05:00Let's go!
05:01Go!
05:02Go!
05:03Let's go!
05:05Let's go!
05:07Kanta na logo natin, guys.
05:10Naku wala kumagala.
05:12Magperform nga kayo.
05:12Lights!
05:14Camera!
05:14Go!
05:15Light!
05:16Camera!
05:17Ay!
05:19May matapreform.
05:20Sino kaya, guys?
05:22Oh, come on!
05:24Go!
05:25Ayan na, si Victor na.
05:27Ayan na, mumoment na si Victor.
05:29Kasi writer yan eh, si Victor.
05:31At saka, isa rin siya sa mga, ano, pinakasikat na stand-up comedian.
05:35Pero hindi ko pa siya napapanood.
05:36Kaya, oh!
05:37Let's do this!
05:38Ayan na siya.
05:39Mahihain talaga yan.
05:40Ano na tahimik lang ka?
05:41Oh, tahimik siya.
05:42May feeling ko isa sa mga strategy niya ngayon.
05:44Bahala kayong maglabo-labo diyan para malagas kayo.
05:47Mas mamaya, pwede.
05:49As I said, ang taong tahimik, dapat mag-ingat kasi you never know what's going on underneath there.
05:56So, kung may serial killer na sa grupo, hindi ko malalaman.
05:59Pero malamang si Victor yun.
06:01Ay, yun. Bapanood ko na rin si Vic.
06:06Ang galing to.
06:07Ang galing tong mag, ano, stand-up comedian din.
06:10Oo.
06:11It's self-defense expert, Victor!
06:15Nung nag-stage time na ako, ang maganda dyan, parang mas komportable talaga ako sa stage bilang stand-up comedian.
06:21Two letters lang iniisip ko pag ganyan eh. TF.
06:33Ganda.
06:34Ay, Wondo.
06:35Oh, Pepe.
06:37Tropa ko to.
06:38Pepe, tropa ko.
06:39Wow!
06:39Parang pan-friends mo ah.
06:41Tropa ko to.
06:44Alam mo, Victor, parang akong ano dyan.
06:48Baka namin.
06:55Ayaw talaga. Kailangan ko ng volunteer.
06:57Ako?
06:58Ikaw, ikaw.
07:02Volunteer ka na naman ah.
07:05Sasaktan mo ko.
07:06Hindi.
07:07Suntukay mo kayo pinakamalakas na kaya mo.
07:09Talaga?
07:10Kung na akong malakas, magbawak mo na.
07:12Lapit ka konti.
07:13Lapit ka pa.
07:14Lapit ka pa.
07:14Lapit ka pa.
07:16Ah!
07:18Sige.
07:19Three.
07:20Two.
07:21One.
07:24Asyadong malakas.
07:25Asyadong malakas.
07:26Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:28Dinugo yung urso.
07:31Alumanong joke.
07:33Pero nakakatawa.
07:36Na-off guard ako nung may lumabas na dugo sa bibig niya.
07:41Okay lang.
07:41Opo ka na, opo ka na.
07:42Okay, okay.
07:43Sorry talaga.
07:44Tuturong ako kayo mag-chako.
07:46Mag-chakol?
07:48Mag-chako.
07:49Siya na dito nag-jajako?
07:50Akala ko mag-chako.
07:51Ah, mag-chako.
07:52Hindi pa marunong.
07:53Ngayon, ito aking chako.
07:55Nakita nyo?
07:55Oo nga.
07:56Mag-jajako pa nga.
07:57Akala nyo, nagbibiro ako.
07:58Tinan nyo.
07:59Marunong talaga.
08:00Mag-chako.
08:01Marunong nga.
08:01Hawa ka mo.
08:05Ah, huwag mo pisilin.
08:06Huwag mo pisilin.
08:06Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:07Ngayon, tuturuan ko kayo ngayon
08:08ng self-defense
08:10sa mga delikatong sitwasyon.
08:12Okay.
08:13Ito ang aking self-defense.
08:17Tal, alam kayo na?
08:19Si Uncle Jerry.
08:20Uncle Jerry.
08:21Uncle Jerry?
08:22Wala ng hangin.
08:24Siya natuto sa akin na mag-chako.
08:27Kunyari,
08:28sa kanto, may mga nag-iinuman.
08:30Masama yung tingin.
08:31Hindi mo alam kung anong balak.
08:33Okay.
08:33May namigay ng flyer!
08:34Hapa!
08:35Bakit may flyer yung inuman?
08:37May may flyer.
08:38Kunyari, pag-uwi nyo sa bahay,
08:40umiiyak yung anak nyo.
08:42Umiiyak.
08:43Tatay, may pumasok sa bahay.
08:46Pag lingon nyo,
08:46nandun nyo namigay ng flyer!
08:47Hapa!
08:48Bigay mo sa akin yung gano!
08:49Yan!
08:50Yan!
08:50Un-chako!
08:51Oh!
08:53Oy!
08:54Ligado.
08:55Nagulo.
08:55Hindi ko alam kung nag-guluhan ako eh.
08:58Kaya nga kay Uncle Jerry.
09:00Birthday na talaga ngayon.
09:01Ba't niya ituring na Uncle Jerry niya si Chad?
09:07Tol, may...
09:08Ano ka sa...
09:09Ano ba yan?
09:10Sige, baka hindi sa mag-CR.
09:12Tol!
09:13Medyo brown.
09:15Tapos na.
09:18Di ba?
09:18For the effort.
09:19For the effort.
09:20Isuntok tapos dumugo yung uso.
09:22Yung suntok.
09:23Pas dumugo yung bibig.
09:24Oh!
09:24Napaka-classic.
09:26Oh!
09:27Yun ang pinaka-bet ko sa ginawa niya.
09:29Isuntok tapos dumugo yung uso.
09:33Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
09:36Yung tayong binuo ko.
09:38Ginawang corona.
09:40To everyone in Amazon, we sincerely apologize for all the shit.
09:44The literal shit.
09:45Ito talaga yung matawag dito.
09:48Naiputan ka sa ulo.
09:50Ay, may tae.
09:51Naiputan ka na ba?
09:52Kasi gusto kong i-joke yung ano, yung...
09:55Naiputan na ba kayo sa ulo?
09:56Ako hindi lang naiputan.
09:57Nataihan pa.
09:58Funny yun, di ba?
09:59Saan ko nakakita yung tae?
10:00Yung tao may tae.
10:02Malay.
10:04Pagod na pagod na ako maiputan sa ulo.
10:06Di ba yung joke ko lagi?
10:08Just pray.
10:09Just pray.
10:10Pray.
10:11Kung kung gano'n maka-pray-pray, sila naman.
10:16Tae.
10:22Ano na naman trip ni Pepe?
10:24Oh, sinapiha ka na naman.
10:28Ang daming sumasabi sa'yo.
10:29Si Pepe.
10:30Hindi na hubusan.
10:32Artist talaga si Pepe.
10:34So, very ano siya.
10:35Very complex na tao.
10:37So, hindi mo alam kung kailan tatama yung tiwang.
10:52Ayan.
10:53Ako ako na.
10:55Ang sabi ng espiritu ng alugbate,
10:59huwag naman daw tayong puro pechay tsaka kangkong.
11:04Pansinin naman daw natin ng alugbate.
11:06Napakadaling patubuhin ng alugbate sa bakuran
11:10at kasing sustansya lang ng pechay at kangkong.
11:13Tama naman.
11:14Pwede mo isama si Sandinas yun, di ba?
11:16Oo.
11:18Kudos to him talaga.
11:19Very artistic.
11:20Very artistic yung atake nga.
11:23Lights!
11:24Camera!
11:25Low!
11:26Light!
11:27Camera!
11:28Low!
11:30I don't want to perform!
11:31Oh!
11:34Chad!
11:36Kaya nabiting ako sa'yo.
11:38Go Chad!
11:39Let's go Chad!
11:40Patawarin mo sila Chad!
11:42Masaker!
11:43Lahat!
11:43Sa stage time ko,
11:44it was a piesa dati pa.
11:46Dating dati pa.
11:47I'll make the act as clean as possible.
11:51Hi, everyone!
11:53Ito ang araw sa niyo lahat?
11:54Yes!
11:55No!
11:57For today, I will be your chef.
11:59My name is Chef Chad.
12:01Okay, Chef Chad.
12:02Do you know what a chef is?
12:05Yes.
12:05Yes!
12:06Like this.
12:06Chef.
12:07Holy Chef.
12:09A chef is a person that cooks for other people professionally.
12:12Ahh!
12:14Perfect.
12:14If you are cooking like bread or nagbe-bake ka,
12:17you are a pastry chef.
12:18Kung ikaw ay nagluluto ng pangapagkain para sa jowa mo,
12:23you're in a relationship.
12:24May hayop din diba?
12:26Baba black chef.
12:29Pwede yun.
12:30Relationship tama.
12:31Siguro ako lang yung nag-stage time na hindi nag-i-enjoy.
12:34Kasi nararamdaman ko, anytime, bibigay ako.
12:39So, here are the menus na hinanda ko para sa inyong lahat.
12:42Gusto ko matikman nyo ang aking luto.
12:45Gusto ko lang, ano yung mga kabrad ko?
12:47Brad?
12:48Brad!
12:49Brad!
12:50Una ko yung bibigay sa inyo, of course,
12:52ito ang kalaban ng ice buko.
12:55Ito yung ice baka.
12:56Ohh!
12:58Harap yan.
12:59Amoy na amoy.
13:00Ice baka, may sawsawan pa.
13:03Empoy, come here.
13:03Ako, sabahan ko.
13:04O, sige, Gerald.
13:05Go lang.
13:06Napakasarap nito.
13:07Ice baka.
13:08Ice baka.
13:09Okay, ready?
13:10Ang ina, taba.
13:11Kailangan marinig kong lumulunok.
13:12Taba talaga pag ginamay mo.
13:13Taba talaga siya.
13:14O, sawsaw.
13:17Marinig ng lunok.
13:27Sarap.
13:28Specialty ko yan.
13:29O, order.
13:30Order, order.
13:32Order, order.
13:33Order, order, order.
13:33Pagkagat mo, sebong makapal.
13:36Sarap.
13:36Ang tanginan si Chad.
13:38Gago talaga eh.
13:40Ayos ba ka?
13:40Ako nasarapan ka.
13:41Sararang sarap?
13:42O, pakasarap.
13:43Putang ina.
13:44Putang ina, nagpresenta pa ako eh.
13:47Why'd you do that to yourself, babe?
13:50Pepe kasi narinig ko na...
13:51Vegan.
13:52Vegan ka.
13:53So, I made a special menu para sa'yo.
13:56Oh.
13:56Excited ako dyan.
13:57Ang tawag dito.
14:00Sisa salad.
14:02Oh.
14:02Sisa salad.
14:03Dahil mababaliw ka sa sarap.
14:04Pero bago mo siya kaininan...
14:06Bago mo malapitan to,
14:07hindi basta-basta...
14:07Ang sisa salad ay hindi basta-basta malalapitan.
14:10Kailangan para ka sisisa.
14:12Action.
14:14Crispin!
14:16Basilio!
14:18Crispin!
14:20Basilio!
14:26Sisa salad.
14:27Sisa salad.
14:28Sisa salad.
14:29Sisa salad.
14:29Sisa salad.
14:29Yan!
14:31Yung comedy ni Chad, pwede kang masuka.
14:33Ang dami ba?
14:34Ang dami sibuyas.
14:36Victor, I want you to cheers with me.
14:39Ito yung tinatawag natin na milk tea lapya.
14:43Oh!
14:44So, it's a combination of seafood.
14:46First time to milk tea, nakamay kasamang seafood.
14:49Puta natin.
14:49Milk tilapia.
14:51Puta.
14:53Milk tilapia.
14:54Oh my gosh!
14:55May isda talaga.
14:58Meron din sa'yo.
14:59Meron.
15:00Kaya lang grinded niyo sa akin.
15:01Cheers!
15:01Puta kayo na!
15:02Go big!
15:03Cheers, cheers.
15:07Cheers.
15:08Wow!
15:09Parang hulo ng daga.
15:13I support.
15:14Hindi mo lang preto yung tilapia eh.
15:16Alam mo yung steam.
15:17Last but not the least, this is from San Francisco Golden Gate.
15:23It is the...
15:27Hanging bread.
15:29Hanging bread!
15:29Hanging bread!
15:30Grabe yung...
15:31Hali ka, empoy.
15:32Ay, favorite ko yan.
15:33Ano ba?
15:34Dito, labas mo yung ano mo.
15:35Alin?
15:35Yan, yung paa mo yung paa.
15:37Hindi, hindi. Ilabas mo yung paa.
15:38Paa.
15:39Nagtatrayan kami.
15:40We try each other both.
15:44But...
15:45We...
15:47We are the world.
15:49Kasi inilabas mo yung paa mo.
15:51Hindi.
15:51Tanga, tanggalin mo yung sapatos mo.
15:53Ay, eh.
15:54Hindi, ibig sabihin kasi ng tanga,
15:55thoughtful, adorable, nice, gorgeous, admirable.
15:58Tabisado niya yun, oh.
15:59Ready, empoy?
16:00One, two, reject!
16:01You may start eating, go!
16:05Walang hawakan ng ano!
16:06Walang hawakan ng brace!
16:08Kailangan na ka ano to!
16:08Kailangan na ka ano lang!
16:09Ay, parang mapangiti siya dyan.
16:12Ayan!
16:14Yun, no. Kunti na lang.
16:16Kunti na lang.
16:18Ay, natikman niya!
16:20Kaling mo, bro.
16:21Kunti na lang.
16:23Ewan ko, ba siya natatawa ko?
16:24That's my...
16:25LOL is laugh out loud, di ba?
16:27Last one.
16:29Ah, ganun.
16:32Ah, inibanyo, ah!
16:34Those are my menus.
16:35Maraming, maraming salamat.
16:36My name is Chef Chad Kinies.
16:37Thank you so much. Maraming salamat to you.
16:38Thank you, chef!
16:39Thank you, chef!
16:40Sabi ko nga sa'yo pa, fear factor.
16:42Na, na, na, iba-iba na yun.
16:43Naging jackass, fear factor.
16:45Papunta na siya na CSI.
16:47Ang beshi ko.
16:49Oh!
16:50Oh!
16:51Oh!
16:51Oh!
16:52Go, Jason!
16:55May performance.
16:55Kay Jason, no?
16:57Honestly, sa kanya rin kasi ako isang natatawa kasi magtinginan pala nakakatawa na.
17:02Pahingi!
17:02Nang limang minuto ng inyong oras!
17:04Ngayong araw na to!
17:05Dahil ito ang...
17:10Excuse me!
17:11Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:15The best best talk with boy Abunda!
17:18Woo!
17:19Yes!
17:21Ano eh, nung nagpe-perform ako sa kanila, titingin sila ng konti sa aking mata,
17:25tapos ilalayo nila yung tingin nila.
17:27Talagang umiiwas.
17:29Abay, napaka-espesyal po ng araw po natin ngayon.
17:32Dahil makakasama po natin.
17:35Walang iba kundi si Jason Gaines!
17:39Ah!
17:39Doble kairan!
17:40Idol!
17:41Idol!
17:43Idol!
17:43Idol!
17:44Tal!
17:45Ito na ang ating pass-pass talk.
17:47Handa ka rin ba, Jason?
17:49Lights off or lights on?
17:52Ah, lights off!
17:54Mag-aho, umpis!
17:57Mag-aho!
17:58Nung bumalik si Jason as Tito Boy, pass-pass talk,
18:02pinigilan kong tumawa, actually.
18:05Lalo na nung nagmamadali na siya.
18:07Kasi doble cara.
18:10Sex or chocolate?
18:13Abay, sex or naman!
18:16Stem cell or sperm cell?
18:18Sperm cell!
18:20Me or you?
18:23Me!
18:24Ho!
18:26Ho!
18:26Ho!
18:29What is love?
18:31Ah, love is amazing.
18:34Who is your first kiss?
18:36Bakit nabaligtad na ang nagtatanong na si Jason?
18:39Nagkapanik na si Jason at si Boyabunda.
18:41Lalito na rin siya, dai.
18:42Diba?
18:46Hanggang ngayon, pag naaalala ko, natatapapalik ako.
18:49Bravo!
18:52Bravo!
18:55Bravo!
18:55Thank you, Jason!
18:58Thank you, Jason!
19:02Tensya!
19:03Ang saya!
19:05Cheers!
19:08Good for us.
19:10Ito, kung sino man na manalo sa atin, gusto ko lang.
19:13Ayokong makalimutan kayo, eh.
19:16So...
19:17Umupo pa si Chad sa tabi namin eh, Victor.
19:21Gusto ko maging part kayo ng katawan ko.
19:23Tsaka nung ano ko.
19:24Taka, isa sa atin mananalo, diba?
19:26So...
19:27Guys, pa-autograph naman ako.
19:29Sa ulo?
19:29Oo, pa-autograph na ako.
19:32Kasi gusto ko nga eh.
19:35Pag pa-autograph ko sa ulo, ano yun?
19:38Tag nito, nag-iisip lang ako ng way para makalapit sa kanila.
19:42Oo, ano naman yung nasa ulo ni Chad?
19:44Yung sticker yun, ang buhok niya eh.
19:49Masarap na panlambing eh, no?
19:52Ang baho talaga...
19:54Sorry, Chad love yu,
19:55Pero ang baho tanag o sobrang di ko alam sanya kinuha yung baho na iyon.
19:58Yung madatagdagi na tayo!
20:02Sino ba?
20:04Sino, sino, sino, sino ba?
20:07Sino? Sino, sino, sino, sino ba?
20:17Sayasya, siya.
20:18Sido, sido, sido, sido, sido ba?
20:20Sino, sido, sido, sido ba?
20:22Sino, sido, sido, sido ba?
20:24Sino, sido, sido, sido ba?
20:29Sino bang makakatanggap ng ampaw?
20:31Wala-bola. Let's watch this.
20:48It's nice to be a lambing, you know?
20:52Oh, Sean!
20:59Another angle?
21:04You're going to get me there!
21:07And because of that, you had a yellow card earlier,
21:10you're going to have a red card now, M-Poy!
21:14Until M-Poy, I think you deserve it.
21:20Red, card for you.
21:22You will have to join me outside.
21:24Oh, yeah.
21:25What do you want to say to them?
21:26Oh, shucks. It's hard.
21:28Then we got five.
21:29It's like a big achievement for us.
21:33It's true.
21:34You're enjoying it earlier.
21:36You're enjoying it earlier.
21:37I move on myself
21:40because
21:42I've learned a lot.
21:44Bye for now!
21:46Bye!
21:47Okay, bye!
21:49Twinkle Calderon
21:50is out!
21:52Three points!
21:53If you watch Twinkle,
21:55I know I'm proud of you.
21:56Let's go!
21:57Thank you!
21:58Love you, bro!
21:59Bye!
22:01Bye!
22:02Bye!
22:04Bye!
22:05There's one I'm going to say.
22:06Hey!
22:07Okay.
22:10Kanina,
22:11may nabigyan tayo ng yellow card
22:13dahil sa binigay sa kanyang
22:1530 minutes
22:17to make someone laugh,
22:19eh wala siyang napatawa.
22:22Kaya binigyan siya ng yellow card.
22:29So, Victor...
22:31Uy!
22:32Uy!
22:32Sorry.
22:33I'm very sorry.
22:35Dahil hanggang ngayon,
22:36wala ka pa rin napapatawa.
22:37So, I will give you another chance.
22:4015 more minutes!
22:41Kailangan may mapatawa ka na.
22:4315 minutes?
22:43Grabe yun!
22:44Sa isa kina Pepe,
22:46Chad,
22:46at kay Gerald.
22:48Dahil kung hindi,
22:49sayo na talaga to.
22:51Bye!
22:52Bye!
22:53Bye!
22:53Bye-bye!
22:54But wait!
22:55Oh!
22:57Bakit nga ba si Victor lang
22:58ang bibigyan ko ng ganong challenge?
22:59Bakit hindi kaya lahat kayo sabay-sabay na?
23:02Huh?
23:02Nabigyan ko ng 15-minute challenge
23:04na patawanin ang isa't isa.
23:07Mmm.
23:07It's gonna be a great idea.
23:09Uy!
23:09So, ganun ka na rin, Pepe.
23:11Dahil may yellow card ka na.
23:13Pag hindi ka nakapagpatawain
23:1415 minutes,
23:15red card ka na rin sa akin.
23:17Ooh!
23:18Kayong dalawa,
23:19Gerald and Chad,
23:21dahil wala na tayong oras,
23:22sa 15 minutes din,
23:24pag wala kayong napatawa,
23:26bibigyan ko kayo
23:27ng tigisang yellow card.
23:31So, lahat na, mga nganid.
23:33Oh!
23:35Magluto na kayo ng kapunan sa bahay.
23:38Good luck!
23:40Good luck, guys!
23:42Hatid ka lang si Meme.
23:43Dahil tumawa ka nung naamoy mo yung ulo ni Chad.
23:48Eh, kasi nga,
23:48amoy pa si Mano.
23:49Tsaka hindi ko naman maalam talaga
23:50na pag pipirma namin kanina talagang...
23:52Bakit may amoy yung ulo niya?
23:54Meta eh.
23:54Parang ginagyan niya ng ganun sa...
23:57Siguro na nag-CR siya.
23:58Yun nga mismo yung naisip namin.
23:59O baka naman nilawayan niya lang.
24:01Baka piling niya na uusog siya,
24:02nilawayan niya yung ulo niya.
24:03Ganun na nga amoy ng hininga niya.
24:04Same lang.
24:05Parang hindi ko nga alam.
24:06Oh, no!
24:08This is impossible!
24:10Bye!
24:11Bye!
24:12Hi, guys!
24:14Yay!
24:14This is your room!
24:15Yes!
24:17Alam mo ba ang tagal ka na namin naantay?
24:19Sa mga tagka-macho nila.
24:21Siyempre!
24:22Alam mo ang tagal...
24:23Gusto na nang itang sunduin sa loob.
24:26Patak ito.
24:27Alaki-laki na.
24:29Eto na, Kabu.
24:30Sabay-sabay sila may 15-minute challenge.
24:32Let's go!
24:33Start!
24:35Let's go!
24:37Tarunan lang tayo.
24:38Tarunan lang tayo.
24:39Tarunan ng ubas.
24:40Tatlong lalaki.
24:42Tapos ako, iba kasi ang may humor.
24:46Parang basketball pero gamit ubas.
24:48Hindi.
24:49Ano?
24:50Tapos...
24:50Ano?
24:51Bibig pang-susun.
24:52Bibig yung pang-susun.
24:54Dali mo.
24:55O kaya tumbangtain na lang tayo.
24:56Gusto nyo ba?
24:57Eto, pagtapos ito.
24:58Sabi ko na lang sa sarili ko noon,
25:00Okay.
25:00I know everyone will ganagang...
25:03Basta magtutulungan sila.
25:07Partner, partner.
25:08Nga nga lang.
25:09Apa tayo nga nga.
25:10Tapos.
25:12Tapos, pag nasa lumo ng bibig,
25:14papasa mo rin.
25:15Oo, pwede.
25:16Sa isip-sip ko noon, sabi ko,
25:17I will use your humor against you.
25:19Mabango yung bibig ni Pepe naman.
25:21Kasi ang hiling niya mang laway.
25:22Ah, mabango.
25:23O pwede rin. Lapitan.
25:24Ganyan, ganyan.
25:25Eto.
25:26Ay, si Chad.
25:27Ay, lugi si Gerald.
25:28Oo!
25:30Susuka na naman ba si Gerald?
25:32Pan yung mukha.
25:33Ay, anong ba yan?
25:36Ay, ganyan!
25:38Ay!
25:39Lasa siyang kahihiyan.
25:41Ba't ako nag-resign sa work?
25:44Panisa sa mga pinakahirapan akong magpigil ng tawa,
25:47yung naghahagi siyang kami ng...
25:50ng... ng... ng grape.
25:56Ito ba yan?
25:58Ah!
25:59Nagpaa!
26:00At taray ng pasahan!
26:01Ang dami laway na tumalsik sa mukha niya.
26:04Tapos naka-straight face lang siya sa akin.
26:06Doon ako pinakahirapan.
26:16Kaya mo yan.
26:17Kaya mo yan.
26:17Kaya mo yan.
26:18Kaya mo yan.
26:18Kaya mo yan.
26:18Kaya mo yan.
26:18Honestly speaking, hindi ko naalam kung paano ako mapapatawa yung tatlo.
26:22Dahil malaka sila magpigil ng tawa.
26:25Inuminat. Nasa bibiglim na...
26:26Oo, nasa bibig na natin.
26:27Nasa bibigyan tayo.
26:28Tapos...
26:29O magsisubo rin tayo ng saging?
26:31Hindi. Hawak lang yung saging.
26:32Tapos...
26:32Hmm...
26:34Hmm...
26:35Hmm...
26:36Hmm...
26:37Patobotopic ha?
26:38Hmm...
26:39Hmm...
26:39Hmm...
26:40Hmm...
26:40Hmm...
26:43Hmm...
26:43Pepe.
26:44Baboy.
26:46Gustong-gusto ko talagang binababoy yung sarili ko.
26:52Hmm...
26:54Oo.
26:55Next.
26:57Oo.
26:57Sino? Ikaw na nalos. Kayo na.
26:59Turo dun sa ginawa naming apat.
27:00Pwede na akong magpa-swab-test.
27:02Tapos tawagan ko si Gerald.
27:04Gerald, you're negative.
27:06Sige.
27:0615 minutes lang to.
27:08Pag natapos ang 15 minutes na to,
27:10and I survived what the three of them did and what happened to me.
27:16I'm okay.
27:24It's crazy.
27:26Even if Chad looks like it,
27:29it's because it's a liquid.
27:33This is Spanish.
27:36The 15-minute challenge is done.
27:41Whoo!
27:43Hey!
27:45Stank ina.
27:47Stank ina ka?
27:48Hindi ko alam kung laway ko.
27:49Laway na inwena.
27:50May gusto mo akawin.
27:51Ako din, eh.
27:51Napuno natin 15 minutes, ha?
27:53Napuno natin 15 minutes.
27:54Go, go, go!
27:57Mukhang lalapitan talagang pagtatapos
28:00dahil pakunti na sila ng pakunti.
28:04Hindi naman papukuntaan mo.
28:06It's yun, oh, Pepe.
28:06Hi, guys!
28:10I'm sure you already know what's gonna happen.
28:12Oh, man!
28:14I give all of you 15 minutes
28:17to make each other laugh.
28:19At dahil nga hindi nga naibigay sa akin yung inihiling ko na makapagpatawa kayo,
28:23Pepe and Victor,
28:25red card na para sa inyong dalawa.
28:29Alam ko na rin, eh.
28:30Kasi nga, na-warningan na ako.
28:32So parang sinundo ka lang lang din ni Lord.
28:35Nung na-red card na ako, sabi ko,
28:38shit, lahat nakapag-perform na ako nalang hindi.
28:41So that means,
28:44matitira si Gerald at si Chad na maitigis ang yellow card.
28:49Successful ako doon.
28:50Ang alam ko ngayon yung magpapanalo sa akin dito, eh.
28:53Hindi pala.
28:54Oh my God, this is it.
28:55I think I have a chance.
28:57I think nakakumiko niyung 1 million.
29:00Chad and Gerald.
29:01Last two.
29:04Standing.
29:05Sino kaya ang last one laughing?
29:07Yay!
29:10Papagy!
29:12Papagy!
29:17Ayan, gay ka na ba?
29:19Gay na!
29:23Pornik!
29:24Pornik!
29:25Pornik!
29:26Batong!
29:28Ano yan?
29:30Mama mo.
29:31Mama ko?
29:31Ano yan?
29:32Mama mo din.
29:34Tol.
29:36Una pa ko siya sabi, Tol.
29:38I love you so much.
29:39I love you so much.
29:40Saline, my winner na tayo!
29:43Yay!
29:47Let's do the last one laughing!
30:17I love you so much.
30:33I love you so much.
30:34You do the last one laughing at me.
30:34Get down to the
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