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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 2
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00:02BANG!
00:08BANG!
00:08BANG!
00:13BANG!
00:14BANG!
00:14BANG!
00:15GO!
00:16TATING BANG!
00:17TATING OVATION!
00:18Ayan na, ayan na!
00:19It's not gonna begin!
00:20BANG!
00:27BANG!
00:27BANG!
00:32BANG!
00:36It's you taste happier,
00:39MMA-
00:50So, go grow grow!
00:55Can you come back?
00:58Can you come back?
01:00That's it!
01:01But Kim is not a big deal.
01:04Oh, I'm so happy.
01:06At least, I just got a yellow card.
01:10So, I'm okay.
01:11I'm an idol.
01:12I'm not a kid.
01:14He's still a kid.
01:16He's crying.
01:18He's really a kid.
01:19I'm so happy.
01:21I'm just starting.
01:22Then I saw how she was playing, how she was speaking,
01:26how she was speaking,
01:26how she was presenting her different talk.
01:30I'm not able to.
01:32I'm a fan girl mode.
01:33And then, John,
01:35you're a yellow card.
01:37You're a yellow card.
01:40Five hours, 18 minutes, 56 seconds.
01:44Anong oras kaya ako balik?
01:45Good luck!
01:46Thank you, man!
01:48Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo na nakakuha ng yellow.
01:58Kim, last chance mo na toe.
02:00Kinaka yung balat yan?
02:01Hindi, bro.
02:02Binulatan mo yan.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:04Mukhang nakakalibutan ng challenge masaya sila,
02:05kaya back to you.
02:08Ayan na!
02:12Let's go!
02:16Ay!
02:16Ay!
02:16May tango!
02:16May tango!
02:17May tango!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito slightly.
02:22Ayoko na nga.
02:23May bisita!
02:25May bisita!
02:26Ay!
02:26May bayong!
02:27May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:29Tignan ko nga!
02:31May bayong!
02:32Ito!
02:32Oo nga.
02:33Ay!
02:34For!
02:34Sa akin pala to, eh.
02:35Ano ba?
02:36Esakto yung pagkuhan ko.
02:37Esakto pala pagkuhan ko.
02:38Oo, oo.
02:39The corn egg.
02:40Kumorder kasi.
02:41Kung tama-tama, dumating yung ano ko.
02:44Nabigay ko sa'yo to.
02:45Eto, abigay ko sa'yo.
02:47Ano to?
02:47Maganda to sa ano?
02:48Diyan.
02:49Ah!
02:49Sa gitang.
02:51Interior.
02:52Ayan.
02:53Eto sa'yo.
02:55Ba't din natin laruin kada bonot?
02:57Iba-iba?
02:58Oo nga, ano?
02:59Pwede.
02:59Pero ano, subukan nyo muna yung mga isa inyo.
03:01Pwede yung hula hoop to, eh.
03:03Ayan, oo.
03:04Pwede yan.
03:05Eto ni pull tape, eh.
03:06Oo, tama.
03:07Para matakpang kasi ano.
03:08Why don't we try the English only please challenge?
03:14English only please.
03:15Comedians must speak only in English.
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one.
03:21One by one.
03:21Let's do it one by one.
03:23Okay, one by one.
03:24Okay, okay.
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket.
03:27Okay.
03:28Like this one.
03:28You can use this as a...
03:31Like that.
03:31Tomato.
03:33I know that game.
03:35Got it.
03:36Okay.
03:37You get it.
03:38What is that?
03:39What's that?
03:40This is a...
03:42Oh, it's an old school telephone.
03:47Oh!
03:48Hello telephone.
03:50Old school telephone.
03:51It started in 1935.
03:53Oh yeah?
03:53And it ended in 1935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that telephone,
03:58like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01You are inspiring.
04:03Next, next, next.
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko,
04:07napapanood natin.
04:09Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo,
04:11parang palit ng palit eh.
04:12Ano ba yung pinasa ko?
04:13How about you, Chad?
04:15This one.
04:16What is that?
04:17You use it when the war.
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Your helmet!
04:23Your helmet!
04:24Japanese.
04:25Yeah, Japanese.
04:26Okay, go, go, go.
04:28This one.
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:33Different.
04:33Yeah, like pak pak katol.
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh my God!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman.
04:42Nako, nakakaloka!
04:44I'm, I'm, I'm picked.
04:45Guys, I'm picked.
04:46The journey ends here.
04:49Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakaraampa?
04:59Hindi ako makaraampa,
05:00hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01At hindi kasi ulo ng mga bata.
05:02Ganit niya!
05:02Ayan na dyan!
05:04Nandiyan na yung sundu ko eh.
05:06Harampa na ako!
05:08Hindi ako makaraampa,
05:09hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo!
05:11May may gusto mong lugaw.
05:16So, huwag na natin patagalin ito.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman.
05:19Kung bakit ako nagpunta dito.
05:21Agad, agad.
05:23Tangin na nyo, let's watch, please.
05:26Banda mo mura yung hogs!
05:27Gigil ako eh.
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:32Katol.
05:32Todo na tol!
05:34I love it!
05:35Oh!
05:38Natawa ko dun sa todo na tol!
05:42Todo na tol!
05:44Todo na tol!
05:47Yon, dun na nga ako nalimpikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spirit of the glass na lang kami.
05:56Sonegi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry, guys!
05:59It's okay!
06:02It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:04Sobrang saya!
06:05It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:08It's okay!
06:08Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo yung mga makasama ko lang kayo eh,
06:12malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Mahal-mahal lang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala sila makasama!
06:21Salamat!
06:22May nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:25Pero siyempre,
06:27wala naman akong masamang feeling na buti nga sa'yo.
06:30Wala naman...
06:32Bakalaka kung ganyan lang pala,
06:33sana nagtong-its na lang tayo sa bahay!
06:38Halika naman tong-its na muna tayo.
06:40Halika naman tong-its tayo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card, Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi.
06:47Hindi ko talaga kinaya sa lupa, Ming.
06:49Napaka-bungis-ingis mo!
06:51Oo!
06:53Hindi ko kiri!
06:54Natawa ko!
06:55Saka-pinid ko kasi!
06:56Saan ko na ba yan?
06:57Kaya niyong todo na tol!
06:59Kaya natawa ko!
07:00Sari niyong tatawa sa'yo.
07:02Gamer!
07:02Gamer!
07:03Super-chikahan kayo ah!
07:04Back to game!
07:05Ayan na!
07:06Ay!
07:09Ay mo!
07:09Kaya na cheerleader!
07:11Ha?
07:12Buhate mo ako!
07:13Sige!
07:13O cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:16One, two, three!
07:17Oo!
07:18Alam ko yan!
07:19Oo!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Habang naka-cheerleader naman ako,
07:23kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:24di sakay-sakay na lang din.
07:26It's sorbetes.
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor.
07:28I'll be gentle.
07:29Okay, alright.
07:30And then you walk.
07:31Okay, Jason!
07:32Di ba naiihi ka?
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola.
07:35O si si Jason naiihi.
07:37Chak to meron.
07:38Sabi ko, o sige, gamitin mo.
07:40Ayun.
07:41Sorbetes!
07:42Sorbetes!
07:43Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay!
07:47Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung perfect time para mapatawa ko siya.
07:51Ate Peachy, try lang natin.
07:53Oo, sige, sige.
07:54Ako yung naka-higa?
07:55Oo.
07:56Oo, sige.
08:15Ayan.
08:16Wo, chad!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh.
08:21Pero hindi ako dun natawa.
08:22Hindi naman sa buok niyang,
08:24ang tawag dun,
08:26Hindi naman siya panot-panot ba yun.
08:27Charot!
08:29Anang tawag dun sa hair na yun.
08:32Our Bacon
08:33Charot!
08:35Go, go go, chad, go ch Controller.
08:37Go, go, go.
08:38It's hard to be angry, not to be angry.
08:41It's hard to be angry.
08:43Thank you very much, everybody, for cheerleading!
08:46Yay!
08:48Congratulations.
08:50What's that?
08:51What's that?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54What's that?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56What are you doing?
08:58I'm drinking in Arinola.
08:59Oh, my God!
09:01This is a nice mug.
09:03Yeah, it's a family mug.
09:05Ahh!
09:08I saw Arinola.
09:09Okay, we're going there.
09:12This is already started in the Philippines.
09:14It's good, it's good.
09:15Try it!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try it!
09:18Oh, my God!
09:19I'm bad, boys!
09:20Wow!
09:22Very good.
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:28It's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32Coffee, coffee, coffee!
09:34Baboy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung baboy?
09:40I can't cry!
09:42No!
09:42I don't copy myself.
09:44I palpitate.
09:45I'll pipitate.
09:46Bago pa kayong mag-copy ko na at mag-away dyan.
09:47Siya!
09:49Aaaaah!
09:54Wait!
10:00Toph!
10:03Ay!
10:03Wait!
10:04Toph!
10:06Ay!
10:06Tanoo!
10:07Tanoo!
10:09Tanoo!
10:09Tanoo!
10:10Tanoo!
10:11Tai!
10:14Ay!
10:17What's that cut-off?
10:19You drink, man.
10:21You're so crazy.
10:25You forgot about it earlier.
10:26You know what you're going to get to the fraternity
10:28when you're not ready?
10:30It's like you're going to meet a new troupe,
10:32but when you come, you're going to be initiating.
10:35But I'm here because...
10:38I'm generous.
10:40I would love to give another award.
10:43We don't need...
10:44Let's watch this.
10:47Let's watch this.
10:52Who's laughing at Jason?
10:55He's right.
10:56He's so happy.
11:00He's so happy.
11:02I can see that Jason.
11:07That's why Jason.
11:13I'm still laughing.
11:14He's still there.
11:15I'm still there.
11:16He's got me.
11:18I'm still there.
11:19I'm still there.
11:21I'm still there.
11:22I'm still there.
11:22I'm still there for about 3 hours.
11:24I'm not expecting that he'll be so happy.
11:27Because Jason is like that.
11:28I'm not going to do anything else.
11:36Bye.
11:38Jason, we will miss you.
11:40I hope not to see you soon.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Yes!
11:45It's 2 o'clock, it's 2 o'clock.
11:49I'm telling you, we're 2.
11:53The 2nd Red Guide of Pinas, Jason Gainza.
11:58Guys, you're so angry.
12:00Back to the game.
12:05But...
12:05Okay.
12:10Let's do it now.
12:14Let's call.
12:18Hello?
12:20Hello?
12:21I'm going to talk to you about the pain.
12:23Okay. Chad, call me. I'm going to talk to you about the pain.
12:27Hello, sir.
12:28Why did you ask me to give me the pain?
12:34Why did you give me the pain?
12:34Gerard, why did you give me the pain?
12:37I'm going to talk to you about the pain.
12:39I'm going to talk to you about the pain.
12:41Sorry, Chad.
12:42I'm going to talk to you about the pain.
12:45I'm feeling good.
12:47I'm feeling bad at my heart are not bad at me.
12:50But I don't think I'm going to feel bad at my heart.
12:52You're sort of feeling bad at mine.
12:52I'm feeling bad at my heart.
13:03My heart is okay with your heart.
13:06I'm feeling good at your heart.
13:06I'm feeling bad at yun.
13:07I'm feeling good at my heart.
13:08That's the weird one, you.
13:10Wait, just wait.
13:12Get out of here.
13:13Why did you get out of here?
13:13Oh!
13:15Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:24D-E.
13:25Kasi alam kong si Chad na yung pinaka... pinaka-e.
13:28Si nung nagbibihis, sa loob.
13:30Si Tuesday, siguro.
13:32Ay, andya ka pala.
13:33Si Vic.
13:34Dalhin nyo saka dito, gugulating ka.
13:36Sige.
13:36Para ano?
13:37Kaya mong masak ng buo.
13:39Ito. Si Vic.
13:40Vic!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball.
13:46Bro, may basketball ring down, improvise.
13:49Yan o yung may...
13:51Vic Tom!
13:53What's that?
13:54Victor is like a young man.
13:56He's not saying anything.
13:57Why is this?
13:58You're going to bathe,
13:59and you're going to fall in the face.
14:03That's it!
14:05Catch!
14:12You're so cute.
14:14You're so cute.
14:15You're so cute.
14:18That's it.
14:18If you want to get a ball,
14:20you'll get a ball.
14:21Okay.
14:21My character is not just a ball.
14:24You're like a ball.
14:25You're like a ball.
14:26I'm going to have a ball.
14:27I'm going to have a ball.
14:29Guys, we're going to do this, Pepe.
14:30Please, may I have everyone's attention, please?
14:32Oh!
14:32Oh, because
14:33I've been working on a funeral service.
14:36I remember, I studied mediumship.
14:39Oh!
14:39I taught different spirits
14:41to give a message.
14:42Because all the spirits are giving a message.
14:45Oh, yes.
14:46So, one I studied is just a beginner.
14:49Okay.
14:49For those who want to say,
14:52the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So, the tongue is the easiest way to connect
14:59to the spirit of anyone.
15:01I like to talk to the stories.
15:03The first thing to talk to us is the spirit of us.
15:05I want to connect to the spirit of us.
15:08You can still, Moy.
15:09Huh?
15:09Don't, don't.
15:10But, you can have a effect on the spirit of us.
15:12You can have a effect on the spirit of us.
15:13You can have a effect on it.
15:14Oh.
15:15Oh.
15:16That's right.
15:17That's right.
15:18That's right, that's right.
15:23That's right.
15:24There's a spirit on the tongue.
15:27There's something different.
15:28Ah!
15:30Ah!
15:32I'm playing with a man, but it's not that bad.
15:37It's just a grace.
15:38The spirit of a man told us,
15:40when we die, we have to die every day.
15:44With all the spirit that you say to me, why do you think he's a man?
15:47I'm laughing, I'm getting angry.
15:50Sometimes, disgusting things can be funny, right?
15:54I was on the verge of breaking into laughter.
15:58Guys, let's talk about it.
15:59There are a lot of offenses that have been colored.
16:01Okay.
16:01Thank you very much.
16:06There are a lot of offenses that have been colored.
16:16Putag din ako, Pepe.
16:19Tag-inan mo kanila ka pa.
16:21Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan, yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon, yung mga batang basayahin niya.
16:29Ayo lang!
16:31Pepe!
16:32Pepe!
16:34Olo!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero mukha nalang nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi diba, dito naman, lahat ang gagawin nyo, eh, meron namang intensyon, diba?
16:46May intensyon at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:56Shit!
17:05At may tunog pa yan, hindi ba sa ano lang, ha? Reaction lang.
17:16Kimi!
17:17Hindi na talaga kinaya!
17:20Awww!
17:21Red card!
17:22Red card!
17:23Red card!
17:24For you!
17:26Nadali ako ng tie.
17:29Ganda!
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Balak ko lang, magpaiwating ng mensahe ng tie talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ko ng tie habang sinasaniban ako,
17:40nakikita ko siya sa gilid.
17:41Nagiging parang aso na siya, naging all-force na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya, baka nagmoment siya.
17:46What if may kasama ka?
17:49Sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo, bago kayo pumasok ng bahay,
18:06may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito ang isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:17Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya, baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay eh.
18:33Kaya sabi ko, ay shit.
18:34Na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:40Aha.
18:41May ayoko pag maging close dyan.
18:42Ayaan ko siya mag-isa.
18:44Huwag kang nag-alala.
18:45Hindi siya mag-iisa.
18:47At hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:48Alam!
18:49Dahil may isa pa.
18:53Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
18:59Ah, okay.
19:01Yes, yes.
19:03Kinabahan si Gerald.
19:04Kala niya siya.
19:05Makala ko ako.
19:05Ako nga.
19:06Ako nga.
19:07Yes, it's you, Tuesday.
19:09Ah!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:14Ah, let's go.
19:16Saka ay punta.
19:17No!
19:17No!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa diyowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course, I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun-expect na yung more on the performances,
19:35siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye, guys!
19:38Bye-bye!
19:39Bye-bye!
19:41Bye-bye!
19:41Wala naman ako sinabi sa inyo.
19:43Isasama ko kayo sa labas.
19:44Gusto ko lang tumayo dito
19:45para dito natin malaman
19:47kung anong mangyayayas sa inyong dalawa.
19:50Hindi namin alam na
19:52dino-joke ka lang pala kami.
19:54Para akong nabunutan ng tinik sa lalamunan.
19:57Alam mo, kinabahan ako.
19:58Kasi I thought I'm gonna have a yellow card.
20:01Yung tawa mo talaga, hindi maiksi.
20:03Ang haba, no?
20:04Tapos umiiyak na lang ako.
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo.
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko.
20:09Ito ka isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo
20:11nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa,
20:13pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:15Ayan!
20:20Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla, kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad,
20:27this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:29Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi, baboosh.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Law!
20:46Light.
20:46Camera.
20:47Law!
20:56Kinabahan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58aw, shucks.
21:02Balita.
21:03Ngayon.
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pakapagot at walang kalantian
21:12ng nag-iisang superhero'ng ligaw na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay.
21:18Walang iba kundi si Super Empoy.
21:22Si Empoy, mukha siyang yung kakanin na galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number!
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka na ni Kamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha.
21:54Nulumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:55isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo.
21:59Ang hirap.
22:13Habang nagpa-perform ako,
22:15iniisip ko lahat, robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag iniisip kong ito yung mga kalabang ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:21Hey!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang.
22:26Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang.
22:28Rek!
22:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:29Ow.
22:30Sorry, sorry.
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Too big?
22:33No, no, no, guys.
22:35No.
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh.
22:42Oh.
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:46His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time,
22:50Twinkle Calderon.
22:51She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:58stratus.
22:59Ah, cloud pala si Twinkle.
23:01Agree agree.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the moment me and Twinkle.
23:08Okay.
23:10Okay.
23:14Oh.
23:15It looks like you.
23:17It looks like you.
23:18It's the same boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me badminton a day in my life.
23:30Oh.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me is very twin,
23:34because every day,
23:36we are each other, ourselves, both.
23:38Oh.
23:39When I'm sick,
23:41she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven,
23:44eight, nine, ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:50Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish ko talaga nung araw yan.
23:53Kaya siya nagkaroon na aplido kasi,
23:55nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira sa street na yon, Calderon.
23:59Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:01That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh my goodness, Twinkle!
24:05Oh!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:17Ayoko ng icon pa,
24:18kasi nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oo, di ba?
24:28Ah!
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds
24:38ng titig kay Empoy
24:39at di ka tumawa,
24:40ang galing mo.
24:41Oh my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage.
24:47There's the center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:50this song is for you.
24:52Ah,
24:53pakitang gilas ka,
24:55tutugtug ka pa.
24:56Go!
25:00Hey Twinkle!
25:01Hey Twinkle!
25:28Hey Twinkle!
25:33Oh, it's Winko Berry match for me.
25:38Aw.
25:39Aw.
25:39He's on the game.
25:42He's doing a piece of narrative.
25:45Pero walang narrative dun sa ginagawa niya.
25:48Yun yung nakakatawa dun.
25:49So sorry guys.
25:51I miss my goldfish.
26:02Ay, may alaga din ako.
26:05Twinkle Ball.
26:07Bell pala, Twinkle Bell.
26:12Bravo!
26:13Galing, galing, galing!
26:15Bravo!
26:15Kung nanonood man si Twinkle, alam kong proud siya sakin.
26:19Maglalaro ba tayo? Ano yung lalaroin natin?
26:21Sa Rage.
26:22Oy, oy, oy!
26:22May sakatawag.
26:23Lepono.
26:24Hello.
26:25Kunin yung dalawa ni Cheryl.
26:27Sa props room.
26:28Yung package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:30Okay, get.
26:31Okay, salangat.
26:33Salangat.
26:36Ito!
26:37Ito siguro.
26:38Okay, ito.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya na galing sa bibig!
26:45Ang peras na na galing na sa aking bibig!
26:50Ah, peras!
26:51Ayun, kaparehas nito.
26:54Ang fruit!
26:55Ang kalaya, fruit!
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit.
26:58Fruit basket.
27:00Fruit basket?
27:01Fruit basket?
27:01Oo, fruit.
27:02Oh, come on.
27:03May tumawad ay.
27:04Nasahit niyo din.
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:12Sino?
27:14Hey!
27:15Hey!
27:16Hello!
27:17Hi!
27:18Para na-miss ko kayo ng very light.
27:20Medyo tumagal ka dun, May.
27:21Oh, way!
27:22Okay!
27:23Nakatakot tingnan.
27:24Nakakatakot tingnan.
27:25Actually, nakakaaliw kasi kanya-kanya ng eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:33My name is Ramon Tiktik.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all, we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Let's inhale.
27:45Let's inhale.
27:46Glutam eh ng baho, ah.
27:51Oh!
27:52Five times.
27:53Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:56Oh!
27:58Bakit ba ako may dala rito?
28:00Oh!
28:02Oh!
28:03Eh, dalawa.
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan,
28:12ang matapang na komedyante walang inuurungan.
28:15Pwera na lang ata,
28:16pag nagkaharapan.
28:18Pindutin lang ang x-ray icon sa screen
28:20ng iyong web and mobile device
28:21para malaman kung maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan.
28:33Pide people.
28:34Oh!
28:39Orgasood Launch Him When.
28:41Yeah.
29:01Anyway, let's have a look.
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