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Late Bloomer - Season 3 - Episode 01
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01No!
00:02Maybe I, uh, I do move in with you.
00:04I love you.
00:05I love you too.
00:09We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:15How do I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong with us!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to,
00:22even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded, low-level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever going to tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34I'm getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No, you need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16Yeah, I have a theory.
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artists flirt?
01:19Yes, why do you mean to you?
01:20Why do you mean to you?
01:20That was the way I let you know.
01:22Well, that's traumatic.
01:23Sounds great.
01:23Traumatic for you, but like, you know.
01:25Traumatic, but like, cool, like, as I'm like, this is a good story to tell.
01:27I feel like this is...
01:28This is what it's for.
01:30This is actually what...
01:31This is all for this moment.
01:32Everything led us to here.
01:33Wow.
01:34That's incredible.
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36I'll be right back.
01:37Okay.
02:03Don't send the tax, please.
02:04Don't send the tax, please.
02:05Don't send the tax, please.
02:07Don't do it.
02:08Don't do it.
02:08Please don't do it.
02:10Please don't do it.
02:11Just don't, don't do it.
02:12Don't do it.
02:12Don't send the tax, don't, don't do it.
02:14Please don't, please don't, please don't do it.
02:17Thank God.
02:18Oh yeah.
02:19Didn't send the tax yet.
02:21Oh no.
02:22Her loss.
02:23I'm good all by myself, yeah.
02:26Wow.
02:27I don't have to hear you yet anymore.
02:30Nah.
02:30I don't care that you're engaged.
02:33Go to hell.
02:34Huh.
02:35If you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass down.
02:39Seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up.
02:44Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back behind where you belong.
02:50I'm dancing, I'm prancing, I'm dancing all alone.
02:55Please leave me alone.
02:56Check it out.
02:57I'm not sad.
02:58I'm dancing.
02:59Oh.
03:00I'm done catching feelings.
03:02I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down.
03:07Go that shit out.
03:09I throw my heart away.
03:13It's broke.
03:14It's fine.
03:15I'm fine.
03:16Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't wanna see you no more.
03:22This guy is my new friend, new friend, whoa.
03:36Shit.
03:37Oh crap.
03:46Oh, my God.
04:18Oh, my God.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:54Oh, my God.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:25Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best part?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaguet?
06:33I just got back from Paris, and I was eating croissants.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:53Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
06:58But, yo, that's how you say it.
07:03Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, yo, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, six, six, six, six, yeah, yeah, yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17It's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit.
07:23Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to
07:30my dad's,
07:31because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:35I'm, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:37Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42You seem to have this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm, I'm just used to, I'll sleep and not hang out with you guys anymore.
07:47How about that?
07:47Oh, hi.
07:47Shut up.
07:49What's going on, boy?
08:23Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups there in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:35What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the satanic temple, too?
08:44You know what?
08:45Mock all you want, but satanism is beautiful.
08:48Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste,
08:52and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power and realize we're all one.
08:57It's not like Sikki and Dark Mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different font.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:06You good?
09:07Yeah, I'm fine.
09:08I'm just tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story, and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Yeah, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:29It's been five fucking years already.
09:31Oh, it's only been a year.
09:32Okay, and it's not that easy.
09:35She was special.
09:37Yeah, so there's a guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
09:45Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:46I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart.
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't tell us Nav?
09:56Yo, my bhaji from another bhaji.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning a Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:06Look at that.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09Yeah, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that salsa PR package yet?
10:24Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just, just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can, and yo, tell them how you sell sweet pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off with a freaking smile, high energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
10:52Where did you get this before?
10:54I'm 14 hours ago.
11:05What is this?
11:08Very nice.
11:14I'll get the cups.
11:47You're right.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
11:58What do you think?
12:13Nice weather.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:20My son.
12:22Mm-hmm.
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:24Oh, good.
12:26Yeah.
12:34What do you do?
12:35I like it.
12:36I like it.
12:38I like it.
12:38Selfie.
12:39Yeah.
12:41My son.
12:44My son.
12:46I love you.
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:53We're going to order R$.
12:54Now we're really having fun, huh?
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00Fucking blockchain technology, right?
13:02Think about it like this.
13:04Because it's so fucking secure, the governments and all these fucking agents are trying to
13:08get into your fucking account, they can't.
13:10Because the encryption, right?
13:13So what you want to fucking do to create generational wealth?
13:16Right?
13:17Fucking buy at the bottom.
13:18You buy Gooch coin.
13:20Crazy fucking investment.
13:22I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
13:24You gotta fucking get into it.
13:25Sorry for swearing.
13:26I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto.
13:28It's sick.
13:29Yo, Jasmine's world, bro.
13:31What's good, bro?
13:32You haven't posted something in like a month, bro.
13:34I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
13:35Nah, nah, but you gotta post something good.
13:37You know what I'm saying?
13:38Like the streets are waiting, my G.
13:40Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?
13:42Yo, let's post some good stuff.
13:44Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
13:46Yo, plug your phone real quick.
13:48I'll show you, I'll show you.
13:49Yeah, yeah.
13:49Search up P-R-E-M Prem Prem.
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52That one right there.
13:53Yo, watch that one.
13:54And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
13:58Yo, this is three million views that he just posted in yesterday.
14:04Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08because frame means love.
14:11Frame out.
14:13Oh, yo.
14:16Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
14:19Yo, yo, let's watch that one though.
14:20Right there.
14:21I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing bookalicious routine.
14:24Baby, stop looking at me.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Boy, I'm not on the menu.
14:29Hey, yo.
14:30Yo, everyone, listen.
14:31Listen up.
14:33Can I have your attention, please?
14:35First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
14:39Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorde.
14:42And shout out Neil, who ain't too trained.
14:47And last but not least, give it up for my man, Jasmith.
14:57Yo, Jasmith, where you at?
14:59Come on out.
15:01Jasmith.
15:05Yo, Jasmith.
15:06Jasmith.
15:07Jasmith.
15:07Jasmith.
15:08Jasmith.
15:08Jasmith.
15:09Jasmith.
15:10What do you mean left?
15:10Left?
15:11What do you mean left?
15:12No, no, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and...
15:15Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
15:17You guys might wanna check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe?
15:22Point straight to Boiseville.
15:23His car's still here, where the fuck is he?
15:25I checked the pool house, nothing.
15:27I went to the neighbors, they don't even know who he is.
15:29Why would the neighbors know who he is?
15:30Okay, let's roll out.
15:32Wait, wait, wait. None of us should be driving.
15:34I'm tipsy as fuck.
15:35Wait.
15:36Who the fuck are you to? Get the fuck away from my car.
15:39Who invited you?
15:41Fuck.
15:42Oh, we could take my bike.
15:44Or your neighbor's helicopter.
15:46You don't know how to fly a fucking helicopter.
15:48Yes, I do, bro.
15:49It's, um, it's X to go up and then...
15:52Right, of course.
15:53Circle to go down.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:55R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
15:58Are you fucking for real?
16:00First of all, both of you fucking relax.
16:03Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
16:05I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
16:08Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
16:12What?
16:12I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am, so...
16:16That makes sense to me.
16:18I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
16:20Sonny!
16:21Get out.
16:22I'll be doing car save-up.
16:23But where the fuck did you come from?
16:25I was taking a piss in the woods.
16:27We have washrooms in the house.
16:28Fucking Jinani is doing coke in the bathroom.
16:30And I'm fucking wrong?
16:31Get the fuck out.
16:32You're fucking Amali, bro.
16:34Look how fucking drunk you are.
16:35Yo, what are you guys saying?
16:36Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
16:37Look how fucking ripped he is, bro.
16:39I drive better drunk.
16:40Trust me.
16:41All right, where are we going?
16:42Oh, maybe he's emo-eating at the spot.
16:44Let's fucking roll.
16:49So, uh, therapy, how's that going?
16:52I don't know, it's a lot.
16:53I kind of lost myself after the whole Hummer thing.
16:56I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
16:59Hmm, it's probably your son.
17:01Yo, no sign of just me.
17:03I don't even think he came here.
17:04But I did grab hella shit.
17:06Chili chicken, haka chow mein, ginger fish.
17:09You guys are chili panier too, right?
17:10I'm vegetarian.
17:12Shit, I'll be right back.
17:14No, Sonny, you already took forever.
17:16We gotta go.
17:17What do you want from me?
17:18He's hungry.
17:18Yo, Sonny.
17:19Chill.
17:19Sonny.
17:20Chill.
17:21Sonny.
17:22Great, no one's here.
17:24He goes to the lake to clear his head.
17:25I don't know.
17:26You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
17:28Absolutely not.
17:29There's only one way of consuming bong, bro.
17:31That's too fucking ragada.
17:32Think about it.
17:33You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
17:36Yo.
17:38What the fuck did I say?
17:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:41I'm good.
17:42Wait.
17:44You don't think that he pulled up to...
17:47No.
17:49No, he wouldn't.
17:51Wait, could he have...
17:53Huh?
17:54Yeah.
18:11So...
18:12Is it just you two in the house today?
18:16Ah, nice.
18:18Nice.
18:18Also, no one else.
18:20Nobody at all.
18:21I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family, people coming by.
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement, or the back door is sometimes open.
18:34Sometimes people get old, and they look different.
18:37Strange relatives.
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:39Okay.
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:43What she's trying to ask, badly.
18:45Did just me come by?
18:46Why?
18:47Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah, no, no, no, no, Auntie.
18:50He's fine.
18:51He's just...
18:51He's not picking up his phone.
18:53Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:55Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no.
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he...
19:00He forgot something at home, and went to go pick it up.
19:05So maybe we thought he met this home.
19:09Hmm.
19:10Jamie, we're going to have a placard.
19:17Pretty hot.
19:20She's kind of hot.
19:21She's hot.
19:30I'm just kidding.
19:59I'm just kidding.
20:04Hello?
20:09Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:16You all right?
20:23Oh, hey, man.
20:26Just breathe?
20:29What are you doing here?
20:31Is this real?
20:33Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:37What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:57The house that me and Mon B were supposed to move into before...
21:03Before she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...
21:09Now it's standing there.
21:12Unfinished.
21:14Just like my hopes and dreams.
21:18Okay.
21:19You can still finish the house, man.
21:21You can move in yourself.
21:23You think I have money like that anymore?
21:26You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
21:31We?
21:31Us realtors?
21:32We're washed, man.
21:34Do you know how that feels?
21:36Mr. Dollar of You?
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken too.
21:44And what's worse is...
21:46She's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man. I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:58Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
22:04bunch of nothing?
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I...
22:11Just breathe forever.
22:14Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:21Kids.
22:22Hit a million followers and more kids.
22:24Yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:27Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, alright?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this?
22:44Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
22:47It's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:01Oh, shit!
23:02I just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:08You could bring Monvi back to me.
23:10Oh.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:22Where's my...
23:23Where's my key?
23:25You can have my whip, man.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:27Take it all.
23:27Just...
23:28Please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:33Where's my little...
23:34I don't know.
23:35I thought we were bros, man.
23:37Three holes before the...
23:39Just bring her back to me, no, please.
23:40I really...
23:41I really...
23:42Just bring her back.
23:44I can't do anything.
23:45I can't think about anything.
23:50Oh.
23:51Oh.
23:51Let me see her back.
23:52Oh, look.
24:06Everything okay?
24:07Yes, Boop. I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:16Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me. I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb? Why didn't you mention this before?
24:25Are you kidding? Because my phone was dead.
24:26I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones? That's incredible.
24:31You know what? Just forget it. Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah. Bye, Auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:38Uncle.
24:40There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him. I love you. Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him. Also, let's sing Guch Gwain.
24:57Here, give this to Jasmin.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay. Okay, Guch.
25:09Stupid.
25:14Hey, there's Waldo. Guru Waldo.
25:19We called you like a million fucking times. FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man? We've been ripping it up and down slug out of scarves.
25:26Yeah. Look, sorry, I just... I needed some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:35I know.
25:36You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never gonna get over it.
25:40He needs a chapear to cross the face.
25:41Sonny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:44What trauma?
25:46Take some legs.
25:47Take some legs.
25:47Take some legs.
25:48Here.
25:48You and this guy smash this...
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over.
25:58Holy...
25:58Can't put parking for hell in this city.
26:00It's your place, eh?
26:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
26:05That's a shame.
26:07What the hell's he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:11Alright. Well, thanks, I guess.
26:17Look, guys, I am...
26:21I appreciate you.
26:23I just want you to know that.
26:25I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases, and still sticking by
26:36me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:40Thank you for the gifts.
26:43Thank you for the party.
26:45Thank you for just keeping me in check, and...
26:49Thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:57Aww.
26:58Come on.
26:59Groupon!
27:00Come on!
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:03Oh, boy.
27:03We've known each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:05May our bonds remain attached together.
27:09Okay.
27:09Oh, okay.
27:29Excuse me.
27:40Okay.
27:41Yes, yes, yes, sir.
27:45You didn't know me?
27:46Yes.
27:47You didn't know me?
27:49No, you didn't know me?
27:52Okay.
27:53What do you know?
27:54I'm going to go to the information.
27:57Okay.
27:58Okay.
28:02I'm busy.
28:03I'm busy.
28:04I'm busy.
28:04I'm busy.
28:05I'm busy.
28:06I'm busy.
28:09I'm busy.
28:10I'm busy.
28:12I'm busy.
28:12I'm busy.
28:14I'm busy.
28:15I'm busy.
28:15I'm busy.
28:15I'm busy.
28:15Will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
28:22Hi.
28:23Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:27Okay.
28:28All right, baby.
28:29I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33Yo.
28:34Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:36Um, your mom asked me to do this.
28:43Nice.
28:44Thanks.
28:45Got it.
28:45Love you.
28:46All right, man.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
29:23See you in the morning.
29:31Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:37Yeah.
29:39No, I'm a good mom.
29:40Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you too.
29:53You, too.
30:04It's a good mom.
30:07Yeah.
30:07It's a good mom.
30:09Oh, yeah.
30:11Don't stop, stop, stop, stop
30:15I give you my heart
30:18Either you shall stay
30:23Wish I had another time
30:26Even if I wish I
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