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Late Bloomer - Season 3 - Episode 02
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the Bhangra competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas. Are you kidding me?
00:11So then why didn't they fly us out? But they did man like first class too. So then what are
00:15we doing sitting in a car at the board?
00:17We're pocketing the money bro. Just chill.
00:20All right, um, Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true.
00:31Okay, ow, put your foot on my face. Oh, fuck. I forgot my driver's license.
00:37Are you kidding me? Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing.
00:43You're gonna make me talk to the boarder guy? Really? Just come back.
00:46Okay, switch back. Let's go.
00:48Ow, ow, ow, ask your foot in my mouth, man.
00:54You guys are tripping, man. Just say you go into your cousin's engagement.
00:58Bro, I use this goose all the time.
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the Buffalo Outlets.
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006?
01:05Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right?
01:12Hi, good evening. So, uh, uh, afternoon passports.
01:23Citizenships?
01:23Canadian?
01:26All of you?
01:27Yep.
01:28What's the nature of your business?
01:30We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, uh, dancing to go visit my cousin.
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit.
01:41He's getting engaged.
01:44I'm not going to get paid.
01:47Nice.
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there.
01:50What do you do for a living?
01:52You know, uh, online stuff.
01:56Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:00No.
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No.
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah. I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives.
02:12Okay. I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection.
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why.
02:20Pull over now.
02:21Get inside.
02:25It's not about the fucking attitude, bro.
02:27You're not supposed to be a prick.
02:29We don't have any rights here, man.
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir.
02:32We're going to be here all day now.
02:34Fuck.
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy.
02:37You can't get up with her.
02:38They talk to God.
02:39He probably less here.
02:40I'm from Punjab, but my whip that shit.
02:42German.
02:42Loosely, three-five.
02:44OG with the bourbon.
02:45Bird box, bird bitch.
02:46Who don't let the birds in?
02:47Dance moves, Amari.
02:48And then I tried picking her up, but I couldn't.
02:51She grew that much overnight.
02:52Blows my fucking mind.
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones.
02:57Anyways, how are things at home?
03:00Yeah, you know, dad's away, so still me doing everything.
03:04What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy.
03:08So I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you.
03:15Oh, shit.
03:16I totally forgot I have therapy in 10.
03:17I gotta go, sonny.
03:18Hey, yo.
03:19You can use one of my spare offices.
03:21I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit, because these guys watch cracked out.
03:24They see reels all day, but it should hold.
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah.
03:28It's right there.
03:29Okay, thanks.
03:30I'll be quick.
03:31Yeah, no problem.
03:39Bro, come on, man.
03:41Back to work.
03:41I'll check it out, man.
03:44It's very funny, man.
03:45You don't have time, man.
03:47Load it in the fucking truck.
03:49Go.
03:50Just a little back problems.
03:54A little break.
03:55Okay.
03:56I'm going to break you.
03:57You drive the truck.
03:58You drive the truck.
03:59Yeah, yeah.
04:08Okay.
04:10Good to go.
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
04:17Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
04:19Go where, bro?
04:19The engine's literally on the ground.
04:21Does any of you know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah.
04:26No, I don't know how.
04:27Fuck!
04:28We're going to be late as fuck, man.
04:29Like, fuck!
04:30Oh, I told you we should have flown, man.
04:32Fuck!
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know who to call.
04:41Yo.
04:41What's up?
04:43Yeah, what's up?
04:46Yeah, man.
04:49Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
04:55This is all that's left.
05:04Yes, babe.
05:06I told you I was going away this weekend.
05:08Right before we left.
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get Mom to watch him.
05:15Holy fuck.
05:16Relax.
05:17You always do this shit.
05:18Fuck, man.
05:20Hey.
05:23You got a lot of anger in here.
05:25I can hold space if you want.
05:26This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news.
05:33It's got off the phone with Sonny.
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border and he just hit your ride with him.
05:37Nice.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Probably take the car too, so.
05:40Sick.
05:40You guys are all good and a half.
05:42Oh, wait a minute.
05:44Bye, bye, bye, buddy.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46Everything looks good.
05:47You guys are good to go.
05:48Here you go.
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care.
05:53Nice car, by the way.
05:54Fucking white people.
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know.
06:01I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
06:06It was nice to be taken care of.
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
06:12Take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
06:17Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
06:24But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
06:27That's just not me.
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
06:37I don't know.
06:38Tell me, Chippy, are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:43Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why
06:47you attract these dynamics.
06:51What do you mean?
06:52Well, it just means being accountable for your parents.
06:56My, me, I'm the victim.
06:59He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
07:00Him and all the other men.
07:02Hot fat!
07:03Right, that's fucking it.
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
07:09Don't you let fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:12Yeah, lock it up.
07:14Sorry, ma'am.
07:15Sorry.
07:16Fuck's sake.
07:22What were you saying again?
07:23You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger?
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
07:34You can get a gun and a burger.
07:36Oh, oh, I got it.
07:38I think this is our truck.
07:43Oh, shit!
07:45Tiljo!
07:45Come on in, bro.
07:46What's up?
07:47Oh, this is my cousin Jasmeet.
07:49How's it?
07:50And this is his Navi.
08:03How's it?
08:04Yo, bro.
08:06Got it, bro.
08:07A hemorrhage, bro.
08:08This thing, bro.
08:10All right, we're basically just saying Paji.
08:12If you think about it, our bro to Paji ratio is the exact same.
08:17Paji this, Paji that, Paji oh, Chaka Paji, Chaka Paji.
08:20Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
08:21Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
08:22There's literally no difference, man.
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word.
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:31Uh, not really, man.
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
08:37Too many at this point.
08:39Come on, bro.
08:40A gig's a gig.
08:41You know that, man.
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great buddy.
08:44Thanks, man.
08:45How long have you been driving a truck with Sunny?
08:48Uh, just under a year.
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably.
08:57You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
09:03This has been keeping me steady.
09:05That's good, man.
09:06As long as it's honest work, man, you never know who that guy is.
09:08Oh, nothing like that, Paji.
09:11I'm just grateful to Sunny, Paji.
09:13He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
09:19Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:26In his field, in his field.
09:28In my field.
09:29Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No, I mean...
09:33Oh!
09:34Man, bro.
09:37Bro!
09:38Hey, yo, hello.
09:43Hi, sir. How are you, sir?
10:04Uhh...
10:09Sorry, bhai, minnu pada, mera kam ek, dho den to sahih nahi.
10:13Valiya nih hega, mera.
10:14Baai ji, yaar any respect kithaha aki tennu?
10:16It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
10:23Supervisor? What supervisor?
10:24I didn't hire a Sri Lankan girl.
10:28She's a big lady.
10:29She's a big lady.
10:31And I don't want to hang out with her.
10:48Hi. Good evening. Are we checking in?
10:51Yes, we are.
10:52Great. What name is the reservation under?
10:53It should be under your name, mate.
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm gonna go get some of that water.
10:58Okay.
10:59Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie
11:02when you check in.
11:04Can I get that now?
11:05Yeah.
11:07Cool.
11:12Is that gluten-free?
11:14Yes, it is.
11:15Okay, then I don't want it.
11:17Oh.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'll be back.
11:22Yeah, sorry about that.
11:23It's okay.
11:25Anyways, the name should be under a first name, just me, the last name Dutta.
11:29Okay.
11:30How do you spell?
11:30D-U-T-T-A.
11:32Yay.
11:34Yeah, sorry.
11:35I'm not seeing anything under that name.
11:36Could it be under anything else?
11:38Um, just me, Swirled?
11:41Uh, yes.
11:44Okay, we do have that.
11:45Great.
11:46Great.
11:46Mr. Swirled.
11:47Yeah.
11:48Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
11:51Cool.
11:55Okay.
11:56Okay.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, yeah.
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
12:02Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
12:05We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name.
12:10Okay.
12:11But I would, I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
12:13Okay.
12:14Yeah, but that's me.
12:16It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
12:17It's literally me on the flyer.
12:25Oh, yeah.
12:26You look great on that.
12:27But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
12:30It's policy.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:37Sure.
12:44Sorry.
12:45I, I already bent the rules on the cookie.
12:49Okay.
12:49Yo, Nubby.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name.
12:54Yeah, just check again, man.
12:55I'm sure they have, man.
12:56Bro, just do your job, please.
13:00Always making me do shit, man.
13:02Like, well, I don't want to do this and do that.
13:09Hello.
13:10Hello?
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
13:13Hello?
13:13Hello?
13:14I need one of you guys to come.
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
13:18They sound drunk.
13:19They're partying or some shit.
13:20Here, get to me.
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me.
13:25Oh!
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's emceeing your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:30Bro, you gotta, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
13:32It's so late right now, bro.
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now, and you can't check in,
13:37because the name is...
13:38Yo, oh shit, they're playing Roger Cha Cha.
13:40I'm a piano remix.
13:41They seriously booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sorry.
13:46But he can change his name, right?
13:48Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:54Hello?
13:58Hello?
14:00So...
14:01Your friend cameras are being good.
14:02That's bye.
14:02Guys cackling?
14:03Yes.
14:09Thanks for sharing.
14:10everything's putting together in passionate life soon.
14:12Hey, her friend.
14:15Are you letting me burn her while you're at home?
14:24It's like sick camp days.
14:25This is wild.
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
14:29She's competing.
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
14:32You've accomplished so much.
14:33I've been watching you from a distance
14:34like the little stalker that I am.
14:36Really?
14:37Okay.
14:39Full disclosure,
14:40your videos pop up on my feed like all the time.
14:43Wow.
14:44Really embarrassed.
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker.
14:47I know.
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, it's, you know, just to make life easier.
14:53And, uh, also just to remind myself
14:55that everything in life is really an illusion.
14:57Yo, just me.
14:58Okay.
14:59All right, I'll see you, okay.
15:01Hey, Ellen, they've got no rooms available.
15:04There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street.
15:06They've got vacancies.
15:08All right, let me call a number.
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up,
15:15and the organizers are all drunk, so...
15:18Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash with my sister.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man.
15:25No, trust me.
15:26Just me.
15:26She would probably want that anyways,
15:28with how nervous she is.
15:32Uh...
15:33Okay.
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:35Yeah, that would be awesome.
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure.
15:38I got you.
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there,
15:40and you're good to go.
15:41Thank you so much.
15:42You're a lifesaver.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:43It's nice seeing you.
15:48Damn.
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away.
15:53What?
15:54Manager's gotta eat too, bro.
15:55Dude.
15:57I kissed the hotel girl.
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:01She tastes like hotel.
16:03Okay, let's...
16:04Let's go.
16:04Get your bags, man.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah.
16:13And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
16:16Sorry I was here all day.
16:17I just...
16:17I got so much work done.
16:18Not just therapy.
16:20Take it.
16:21What?
16:22Take the space.
16:24It's yours.
16:24Whenever you need it.
16:26Design work.
16:27Therapy.
16:28Sixteen Chapel.
16:29The ceiling.
16:30I don't care.
16:31Whatever.
16:31Free of charge.
16:33Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
16:34What?
16:35And that's really nice, but why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
16:40Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line.
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah.
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies that used to get to buy me candy as
16:50a kid?
16:51That was cute.
16:52Terrifying, but cute.
16:53I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
17:00Okay.
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17:36Hi, Jasmid.
17:37How are we doing?
17:37Feeling good?
17:38No, we're not happy.
17:40Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
17:41What the fuck was up with last night?
17:43You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:45Are you out getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I did the party that we were at.
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck!
17:55Come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
17:58I'm so sorry.
17:59Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab.
18:01And look at this green room.
18:02It's not private, and it's fucking bare, man.
18:05We have chips and water.
18:07What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
18:09What more do you want, dude?
18:11Can't they get us some fucking steak?
18:12Some kebabs?
18:13Some sushi?
18:14Some bottles of fucking Ciroc?
18:16Some Crown?
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time.
18:18No, no, no.
18:19You will.
18:20Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid!
18:25House of fucking respect!
18:26Hey, I'll get right on it.
18:29Oh, yeah, that's right.
18:31Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:33Was all that necessary?
18:35He was like some vichata college kid.
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man.
18:39They'll never respect you
18:40if you let him keep getting away with this.
18:42You're asking for Ciroc bottles
18:44in the middle of the day.
18:46Yo, manager's gotta eat, too.
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters,
18:50you know what I mean?
18:52Damn.
18:53Janda, hey.
18:56Alright, good luck, guys.
19:02Bro, it's a full house.
19:04There's gotta be like a hundred people out there.
19:07This is a 1,400 seat theater, bro.
19:09I don't have my glasses.
19:12Okay.
19:13Ladies and gentlemen,
19:14please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17and one of the funniest voices of our generation,
19:20the heartthrob himself.
19:22Give it up for...
19:24Dren!
19:27Hey, y'all.
19:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American South Asian talent competition.
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
19:36And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
19:39But your boy is guest judging the Masked Singer this week.
19:43I know.
19:44Womp womp.
19:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
19:47Matt, just get out there and do your job, bro.
19:49And just focus.
19:50Love you all.
19:51Make sure you kill it.
19:53And you know what they say?
19:54Bram means love.
19:55Bram out.
19:58All right.
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night, Jasmine Dutta.
20:04All right!
20:05Woo!
20:06Yes!
20:07Give it up for me, that idiot that came out way too early.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12The way less successful internet guy that's not as hot as him.
20:17I'm here with you tonight.
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:20You got it!
20:21You got it!
20:23Oh, man.
20:25I just ran into one of the pangana teams backstage.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28We gotta talk about your names.
20:30First of all, they're way too long.
20:31Okay?
20:32The team I ran backstage.
20:33Soni, Gaburu, Mitre, Punjab, Nachi, Hassi, Tapa, Johani, Sheradi, Toronto Division.
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to just, like, hold Sajabi dictionary into your days.
20:46You don't need to do that, please.
20:47You all right, man?
20:47You seem stressed.
20:49So, Janandis, bro, is always frickin' trippin', man.
20:52Oh.
20:53Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling,
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off because you're avoiding your emotions.
21:01But I'm here for you, man.
21:04Bro, go and take some pictures, man.
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone.
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:12Just...
21:12Bro, I gotta take this phone call, man.
21:14Just...
21:14I don't know.
21:15I got you.
21:16Oh, man, yeah.
21:19We got the music, man.
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man.
21:21Feels like we've just now entered our 2000s era.
21:25We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
21:30They got to wear track suits.
21:32Jenny's walking around in a pink fur coat.
21:35Like, bro, you're not Cameron.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing is Ja Rule.
21:42The real Ja Rule.
21:43Not Dr. Seuss's bootleg Ja Rule.
21:45I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
21:46But the real Ja Rule.
21:47Hopping on a track.
21:48Just being like...
21:49New Yorker don't care.
21:50Murder!
21:51That's the only thing.
21:53But we're gonna have fun regardless.
21:55So let's give it up for our first team.
21:58I'm not saying their name before we talk about this.
22:00Put your hands together.
22:02Let's do it!
22:08Killed it.
22:10Killed it.
22:15Killed it!
22:18Killed it!
22:21Killed it!
22:22Does this guy lose any fun?
22:24He must be using so much data.
22:26He's using my hotspot.
22:44Yo, shout out to my boy Jesse for killing it tonight
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls
22:52I fucking love Funderna competition
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager to be careful
23:06The deposit in this room is really steep
23:14Yo, shit, yo, it's my wife
23:15Hey, everybody shut the fuck up
23:19Hey, babe
23:21Yeah, no, I'm just, I'm here with the boys
23:24We're just about to go to sleep
23:27Yo, there's no one in the room
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up
23:34Yeah, no, I didn't put it on mute
23:36What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
23:41Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously
23:52It's trippy
23:54All right, I'm gonna take care of the girls
23:56Okay
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting
24:08Aggressive
24:09Or inappropriate
24:10I'm here
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot
24:16At these things
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife
24:20For the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places
24:23You know?
24:25Sometimes
24:26You might find a creative spark
24:28In the randomest spots
24:30Yeah, I guess you're right
24:31Oh, dude
24:32Guess who I ran into
24:33Who?
24:34My first kiss
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single
24:40So what are you doing?
24:41Still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out
24:43All right
24:44I'm gonna get out of this black house after party
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace
24:49Okay, bye
24:52Shit
24:53I might just have to make official uniform for my guys
24:56These designs are sick
24:57Yeah?
24:57Yeah
24:58Thanks, honey
24:58Okay, well, look
24:59I'll send you an invoice to get the work started
25:01Yo
25:02I give this girl a free office
25:03And somehow I'm getting charged?
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit
25:09I like this
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore
25:35She probably doesn't even love me
25:37We were never fucking compatible
25:40I am so proud of you
25:42For opening up to me
25:44Only stay together because of the kids
25:46That's the way I was raised
25:48You know, we don't do divorce
25:50You feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man
25:53So alone
25:54Here
25:55Here
25:56This is a huge first step
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name
26:04Fuck
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man
26:07Like, thank you, bro
26:09Here
26:12One sec, one sec, man
26:13Hey!
26:14Get the fuck out!
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man
26:21Hey
26:22I love you
26:26Don't say that, man
26:27Like, I barely know you
26:40Wow, look who it is
26:42Hiding out from your rabbit van
26:45Uh, I was taking a little break
26:47Enjoying the view
26:48Mmm
26:49So
26:49How did you like it?
26:51It was good
26:52It was good
26:53Your, um
26:53Auntie jokes were, uh
26:55So fresh
26:55Oh, my God
26:56I don't know you're gonna torture me
27:00Hey, um
27:01Can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure
27:04I feel like you have
27:06Funnier stuff you could be doing
27:09Wow
27:10Yeah, no, you're right
27:11But
27:12It's just
27:12It's in the right crowd
27:14Okay
27:14Well, when you find the right crowd
27:16Let me know
27:17I'll come watch
27:19You're gonna come all the way up
27:20To Toronto
27:20Yeah
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah
27:23You know, Toronto's actually
27:24Next on my list
27:27Okay
27:28Well
27:29If you
27:30Ever need a place to crash
27:32I can return the favor
27:34Oh, okay
27:35Well, I might actually
27:36Take you up on that
27:38Okay
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh
27:44Snuck out to watch
27:45The Stars that night
27:47Oh, my God
27:48Wow
27:48That was crazy
27:51Yeah
27:52You know
27:54That was actually my first kiss
27:57Mine, too
27:58Really?
27:59Yeah
28:01Hmm
28:03Also, I
28:04Totally didn't apologize
28:05For how much spit
28:06And slobber
28:07And shoole
28:08I got all over your face
28:09So
28:09I was new at it
28:10Actually
28:11All good
28:12And I'm way better now
28:13Oh
28:14Yeah
28:15Hmm
28:15Well, I'll be the judge of that
28:18Yeah
28:22Mm-hmm
28:37Well?
28:39Oh
28:39It's like, uh
28:4110% less wet
28:44Okay
28:45That's an improvement
28:45Maybe if I keep practicing
28:47I'll, uh
28:48I'll get there
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:49Yeah, practice makes perfect
28:51Oh
28:53Yeah
28:53It's the only way to perfection
28:57You're right
28:57It's like, uh
29:07Oh
29:09Oh
29:09Oh
29:09Oh
29:15Oh, my God.
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