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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 56: Wednesday, 25th March 2026
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00:09And there I was, thinking I was going to be opening a tin of soup for my lunch.
00:13Ah, well, the bistro's much nicer, eh?
00:15I'm really spoiled.
00:17Well, I can't wait for you to see your next big surprise.
00:20You don't need...
00:20No, I wanted to make it up to you, because of what happened.
00:24We're getting married today, haven't we?
00:27Oh, by the way, did you check the George, if he can cover you?
00:30Yeah.
00:30Yeah, right.
00:31Well, it's not likely the phone's going to be ringing off the hook, is it, anyway?
00:35He wanted to know what you got planned.
00:37Well, big surprise.
00:41I'm sure this used to be a respectable neighbourhood.
00:43Oh, come on, this has never been a respectable neighbourhood.
00:46All right, you.
00:47Go on, I'll see you later.
00:49All right, I'll let you two talk about football and building sites who won't kiss you.
00:53Oh.
00:58Guessing he's not in the wiser?
00:59Is it?
00:59Not a scooby, mate.
01:00Not a scooby.
01:02You still OK to help?
01:03Yeah, wasn't it?
01:03Great.
01:04Anyway, I thought you'd be getting your frock ready.
01:06Oh, no, I'm like, spray tan and nails first.
01:08Listen, see you at the altar.
01:09Yeah, mate.
01:20You've got to tell us if you're coming home for dinner.
01:22And while we're on topic, Mum's been going on at me about how you're ignoring her tolls.
01:25The police have my phone.
01:27What, now you've got it back?
01:28What?
01:28Why are you not in school?
01:30Everyone's pointing and laughing, aren't they?
01:31Hiding away here is only going to make it worse.
01:34I know it's hard, but...
01:35No, no.
01:35No.
01:36You're right.
01:38I shouldn't be here, hiding away from all my problems.
01:41I should be out there just getting on with it.
01:43Because that's what we have to do, is all just get on with it.
01:45Well, wait a minute.
01:51As much as I love, I do not love bringing a baby into work, Dave,
01:55because I have got a client's meeting in 20 minutes.
02:00I've been called into work.
02:03You were meant to be in charge of getting the wedding stationary samples today.
02:07What?
02:08No.
02:09No, no, no.
02:09Don't make me act, you, you bride, silly.
02:11Darling, it isn't a royal wedding.
02:13Yes, it is.
02:14We're both totally queens.
02:16Besides, we've got to have nice invites.
02:18Can't just scribble the date down on a blooming back of a rover's beer mat.
02:22As if I do such a thing.
02:24Mmm.
02:25Don't you make me out to be the uncaring one?
02:27Then act like you care.
02:28Okay, fine.
02:29But we're not inviting half a Weatherfield, are we?
02:31Well, I want to declare our love for each other in front of the people that we know and love,
02:34yes.
02:35Darling, that's two separate categories, know and love.
02:38I want it to be proper.
02:39And it will be proper.
02:40Big and proper.
02:41Right, okay.
02:42Okay, to be continued.
02:43Look, I need to be and work, please.
02:45I've got three people who have called in sick and Dev's been held, so...
02:49Dev's been held?
02:50Forget I said that.
02:51What's Dev been held for?
02:52I've put nappies and everything that you need in there.
02:54What's Dev been held for?
02:54And I promise I'll chase up the wedding station.
02:56Why has Dev been held?
02:57The end of you.
02:58Bye.
02:58Not Lisa.
03:00What?
03:00Do you mean?
03:02Yeah.
03:03Well, you sure you're going to be okay?
03:07I'll manage.
03:13Blimey.
03:19Well, I do.
03:20I'll say.
03:22All right.
03:23Come on, then.
03:23Let's go.
03:24I mean, will I do?
03:26You, in the state of me, what if you take me to the opera or something?
03:30You look a million dollars, Todd.
03:33Always do.
03:35Right.
03:36Come on.
03:36Let's go.
03:53Thank you for your time.
03:54No, I didn't have much choice.
03:56Can you take Mr. Allerham back to the cells, please?
03:58Can you wait?
03:59Why can't I just go home now?
04:00Look, I'll let you know as soon as the decision's been made.
04:02Please, I haven't done this.
04:04I'll be as quick as I can.
04:16Dev doesn't look too good.
04:18No, he's in bits.
04:20Still.
04:21We have to do our job, don't we?
04:29It's okay.
04:30We're nearly there.
04:32You may not be leading me to the edge of a cliff or anything.
04:35Well, wouldn't you like to know?
04:37Okay.
04:38Right.
04:39Just...
04:39Just there.
04:40All right.
04:41You ready?
04:42No.
04:44Okay.
04:45One, two, three.
04:47Bungie!
04:52I'm afraid.
04:53It's all right, mate.
04:58We, um, didn't cancel the legals and everything, so we couldn't, um, still get wed.
05:03If, um, if you'll, uh, if you'll have me.
05:12I've come to give you a little update.
05:14Go on.
05:15Sounds like they're keeping Dev in.
05:17All right.
05:18And why have you heard that?
05:20Look, he said it on the quiet.
05:21We're not supposed to know.
05:23Yeah, well, I've called him loads and he's not replied.
05:26Oh, you're talking about our kit?
05:27Yeah.
05:27Yeah, Dev ain't done nothing to Mal.
05:29Yeah, I know.
05:30He's innocent.
05:31Yeah, cos we both know who actually did do it.
05:33Do we are?
05:34Oh, well done.
05:35Who?
05:37Kit.
05:39Kit?
05:40Look, he said just to sit tight, that's all.
05:43They're not going to really charge Dev without evidence, are they?
05:46Surely.
05:48Look, I'm going to have to go.
05:53Kit!
05:56It looks like the only way I can save me husband is by shopping me son.
06:01Welcome, everyone.
06:02Um, today is a significant day for Theo and Todd,
06:07who have decided to come together and cement their love.
06:11To not only commit to each other in love, but also in law.
06:16Legally, I mean.
06:19Um...
06:20I don't think he's very good.
06:23Apparently he's new.
06:24He used to be in housing.
06:27Uh, so now we have, uh, the legal declarations and vows.
06:31So, repeat after me.
06:35I state your name.
06:37I, Theo George Andrew Silverton.
06:43No of no legal.
06:45No of no legal.
06:46Reason why I may.
06:50Reason why I may.
06:51Not be married to Todd James Grimshaw.
06:55Not be married to Todd James Grimshaw.
07:00Oh, Theo would like to say his own vows.
07:03Oh, that's nice.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:07B, I'm right nervous.
07:10Oh.
07:13This is one of the most nerve-wracking things I've ever done.
07:15And I've done a lot.
07:19Right.
07:21Oh, come on, Theo.
07:25Todd.
07:28You, us, were a rollercoaster.
07:31Bigger than the big one.
07:33Faster than Iperia.
07:36Scarier than Oblivion.
07:39We are Theo and Todd.
07:42T&T.
07:44Dynamite.
07:48And you came into my life like an explosion.
07:53A big, bright light.
07:57A light that's guided me through the dark woods and thick fog.
08:03Of all those grey days.
08:06And steel wool nights I was living.
08:13I was lost.
08:15But you found me.
08:18You helped me become a better me.
08:30We challenge each other.
08:33Help each other grow.
08:35And become bigger.
08:37And stronger.
08:39And ready.
08:40You're, uh...
08:43More ready.
08:45To face the world and all it throws at me.
08:49Us.
08:51We've had our ups and downs.
08:54But that's all part of the ride.
08:57The big, brilliant T&T rollercoaster.
09:01And I love it.
09:04And I love you.
09:07So much.
09:09Todd.
09:10Let's go round again.
09:13And don't forget.
09:15Scream if you want to go faster.
09:19Listen, it's your turn now.
09:22You ready to make your vows?
09:26It's your turn to make your vows, Todd.
09:45I'm sorry.
09:47I can't do this.
09:54I mean, the vows.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:57I can't do the vows anywhere near as good as yours.
10:03I didn't even know this was happening.
10:06So I haven't...
10:11Sorry.
10:12Oh, bless him.
10:14He's totally overwhelmed.
10:15He is, isn't he?
10:18Okay, um...
10:19I declare that I know of no legal reason why I, Todd James Grimshaw,
10:26may not be joined in marriage to Theo George Andrew Silverton.
10:38And I am going to be on that rollercoaster with you
10:43for all the highs and lows and laughs and screams.
10:49I do.
10:50Oh, no, no.
10:51Not yet, no.
10:55Um...
10:59Do you take, uh, Todd James Grimshaw to be your lawful husband?
11:05I do.
11:15Huh.
11:18And do you take Theo George Andrew Silverton to be your lawful husband?
11:25Yeah.
11:32I do.
11:36You have both made the declarations required by law
11:39and have made a solemn and binding contract with each other
11:42in the presence of your witnesses.
11:44It therefore gives me a great deal of pleasure
11:47to pronounce you are husband and husband.
11:50Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:51Oh, we did it!
11:54Oh, come on, come on.
11:56Hey!
11:57Ha-ha-ha!
11:58We did it!
12:00Oh!
12:06Mum!
12:07He's back!
12:11I've been released on bail.
12:15Well, I was going to march over there
12:16and demand that they let you go.
12:18I'm glad I saved you the journey.
12:22Right, I'm going to, uh, shower.
12:24You might change.
12:25Right, I'll be right up, darling.
12:26I'll bring you a brew.
12:30I'd love to stay for a brew,
12:32but I'm going to meet Sarah in the pub, so...
12:33Hang on, hang on.
12:36What do you think you're playing at?
12:38What?
12:39I know.
12:41You've told her.
12:43Why did you let him get arrested?
12:46Mal walked into the station and made a statement.
12:48It wasn't my call to act on it.
12:50Anyway, Oswald ends well.
12:52He's home now.
12:52Yeah, but it's not over, though, is it?
12:54He's only on bail.
12:55As I keep saying,
12:57if you'd listen,
12:58there's no evidence, right?
13:00Mal's discredited himself as a witness
13:02by pointing fingers.
13:03But we'll blow over soon.
13:06Let's hope so, eh?
13:10Thanks.
13:12Have you guys heard from Theo?
13:14Uh, yeah, he messaged, say,
13:16to meet him and Todd in here.
13:17Mm, us two.
13:18Yeah, and me.
13:19Ah, so we've all had a message.
13:21Ooh.
13:22Hey, it's like a murder mystery.
13:24Oh, bang on cue, the detective arrives.
13:27Off a mess.
13:28I hope there's no will to be read.
13:29Ha, ha, ha, Will.
13:32Oh, hey.
13:33When did you get here?
13:35Not long ago.
13:35It's just like being back at school,
13:36everyone's talking about me.
13:38Will?
13:38Will!
13:40What have you said to him?
13:42Oh.
13:47Right, everyone.
13:50Hello, everyone.
13:53Oh, everyone, shush!
13:56That's fair.
13:57Right, please, put your hands together
13:59for Theo and Todd.
14:00Woo!
14:01Woo!
14:05Eva, the, um, the drinks are on me.
14:07Oh, are we celebrating?
14:09Well, me and Todd, we've, um...
14:13We've just got married.
14:14Woo!
14:16Woo!
14:17Woo!
14:18Woo!
14:19Woo!
14:22Woo!
14:22Woo!
14:23Woo!
14:23Woo!
14:24Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:34So did you get to look after the baby?
14:36The baby?
14:37Hmm.
14:37Nobody.
14:38She's actually out there on the machines.
14:41Her legs can't reach the pedals yet,
14:43but her little fingers,
14:43oh, they're coming useful.
14:45Hmm.
14:45Start them, you?
14:46That's the only way she's gonna save a deposit
14:49for a house easy, isn't it?
14:52You know, Michael's got her.
14:53He's ticking around the pram.
14:55Not a bad choice.
14:58As soon as I'm the one that's done all the thinking today,
15:02I would say it's a brilliant choice.
15:05Hmm.
15:06It's fun to sit in a niche,
15:08meeting with clients all day.
15:10Not as exciting as pinning a crim to the south floor
15:13demanding he talk, eh?
15:15Call her.
15:16Oh.
15:19How's Dev doing?
15:21You know I can't tell you that.
15:22You know I'm not gonna stop asking.
15:25Come on.
15:28Right, don't be the word.
15:31It's released on bail.
15:34Well, that's good.
15:36Hmm.
15:37I can't see him attacking this male fella,
15:38not for a second, but...
15:40I don't know, Bernie's involved somewhere.
15:43There's something going on, I'm sure, with it.
15:45Hmm?
15:45Hmm.
15:47Anyway.
15:49What about you?
15:51How was your day?
15:53Yeah, meeting went good.
15:54Got a nice, juicy, big order.
15:56Enough to keep us ticking over.
15:58And pay for our huge wedding.
16:01I'm serious.
16:03Thought I were over what you said, and you're right.
16:05We are total queens,
16:07so let's do this properly.
16:09Really?
16:11Yeah, I've looked at my finances,
16:12and you're doing well, so...
16:14Why not?
16:16Why not?
16:18Hmm.
16:19So you had no idea?
16:20Not an inkling.
16:22No, me neither.
16:24And not to make this all about us,
16:26but I imagine Todd would have wanted us there.
16:30Even as the witnesses?
16:31Right.
16:33Maybe Todd didn't get a say in it.
16:36Yeah.
16:38Hey, guys, how you doing?
16:40Summer, would you mind just coming over,
16:41taking a few pictures for us?
16:43Yeah.
16:43And George, come on, mate.
16:45Enjoy the celebrations, eh?
16:46Ho-hey!
16:53So, what brought it on?
16:56Today?
16:57Well, we didn't come to the registry office, did we?
17:00How romantic.
17:01It was, thank you for asking, weren't it, love?
17:04Oh, he did a gorgeous job with his vows.
17:06He even got Gary all choked up.
17:08No, he...
17:09All right, he did.
17:09All right, all right, all right, all right.
17:11What about you, Todd?
17:12What did you say?
17:14I mean, I was, um, a bit unprepared.
17:17I bet.
17:18But what he said was beautiful.
17:20It was.
17:21It was from the heart, wasn't it?
17:25Can you smile, eh?
17:26Oh?
17:30What were you and, um...
17:33Summer whispering about?
17:35Oh, this all seems so sudden.
17:38Feels like Theo's dragged Todd to the registry office.
17:42Make it sound like he forced him to marry him.
17:46Maybe he did.
17:55You're welcome.
18:00No, no, no, no, no.
18:03Right, you've got to stop this.
18:05Stop what?
18:05Everything.
18:06It's constant harassment.
18:08I'm not harassing you.
18:09What, you're putting us through?
18:11Right, I'm made of strong stuff, but you leave my husband alone, do you hear me?
18:15There's no way he attacked you.
18:17Well, no, he didn't.
18:19It was kin.
18:20So he, or your husband, will suffer the consequences.
18:26Please, Mal.
18:27Please what?
18:28Don't do this.
18:30Right, just drop it.
18:31You can go to the police, retract your statement and tell them,
18:35I don't know, that you were...
18:36you were beaten up by a stranger or something.
18:39Please, I am begging you.
18:42Okay.
18:43I will, I'll do that.
18:46There's just one thing I want in return.
18:49You.
18:50One night together.
18:52Just me and you.
18:53A chance for me to show you that I'm not who you think.
18:56That I'm nice.
18:57A decent guy.
18:59Please, Bernie.
19:01Just give me one night and all of this will just go away.
19:04It'll be like it never happened.
19:14Bill, I didn't mean to over...
19:17Sorry, mate.
19:18I thought you'd be made up for us, George.
19:21I've...
19:22I've put my foot in it.
19:24She said you're not happy about us getting wet.
19:26Did you?
19:28I didn't say that.
19:31I didn't.
19:32He must have said something.
19:34I don't...
19:35Listen, I just...
19:36He...
19:37I just said he was upset because he wasn't invited.
19:40That's all.
19:41Well, neither was I.
19:42Or me.
19:43Yeah, all my kids.
19:44All right, they were only there because we needed witnesses.
19:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:48Oh, thanks.
19:50No offence, but...
19:51I'm sorry, guys.
19:53I'm sorry if I've upset anyone.
19:55The only people who were there were the people that mattered,
19:57and that's me and him.
19:59Me and my husband.
20:01Okay?
20:03Yeah.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Right, well, er...
20:07On that, let's, er, propose a toast to Theo and Todd.
20:13Theo and Todd.
20:15Erm, Eva, love, do us a favour.
20:17Same again for everyone.
20:19Yeah, of course.
20:22Why are we not looking at the dating sites on our wedding day?
20:32Maria sent these to me.
20:34Ooh.
20:35Looks a bit of all right.
20:37So do you.
20:39Who's talking about me?
20:42Shame you don't look at the point.
20:46I'm joking.
20:48I am.
20:49I am joking.
20:50Look, I'm sorry I sprang you on you
20:52and didn't give you a chance to get suited and booted,
20:54but it were romantic, wasn't it?
20:57Yeah.
21:00I'll make it up to you.
21:02I swear.
21:03We've got the rest of our lives together now.
21:05Hey.
21:07TNT forever.
21:12Right, laddie boys, let's get some shots in.
21:14I don't care if one day that you say that you care
21:17If you say you love me madly
21:20I gladly you be there
21:21Like a puppet on a string
21:23I don't care if anyone's listening...
21:28We're just waiting for one day that the love
21:30Why don't we feel like a
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