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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20My house will be ruining my house will be ruining my house
00:00:29Mia? Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry Jessica, but actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still run the school of pockets
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:32You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:43I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:51Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:27Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've got to stop getting high before class
00:03:39Like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab...
00:04:44Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay...
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid...
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss...
00:06:22Stutter
00:06:22This time...
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50I want to see what this does to yours
00:06:52Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia...
00:07:01Put...
00:07:01the bottle... down!
00:07:04No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry, Ms. Thompson. Freak science accident. Blame chemistry?
00:07:16Oh, God!
00:07:18Damn, yeah. Wasn't expecting that. Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words. Don't get lost in that smile. Just say something.
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No. You look good kicking ass. I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:38Goodbye, shy girl. Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia? Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop. Stop.
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:09Nikki! Sharpie! Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:08We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45The theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Miss T.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:23GAAAHHHHH!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, um, I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh, sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:07And she's beautiful and smart and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:08Oh, thanks.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:41How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56GONDER!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling. Go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:17Mia!
00:17:18We really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:53Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess.
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush.
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessed bitch straights again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, how are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Honey, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll spread this in.
00:21:43Like this, like that.
00:21:51And then, like this, that's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:03That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:54always has a plan.
00:22:58And
00:22:59time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica,
00:23:09you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:18So great!
00:23:19Yeah!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but
00:23:24it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:54Senior Bake Off
00:23:55is
00:23:56The winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off
00:24:06is
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia,
00:24:15the 2006 Golden Bake Off
00:24:17Trophy belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:26I can't believe it.
00:24:28Oh,
00:24:28that's my queen.
00:24:29That's my best friend.
00:24:30We love her.
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy
00:24:41are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list,
00:24:56item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus
00:25:11kids!
00:25:12Oh, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica,
00:25:28Team Mia,
00:25:28get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis,
00:25:34before you say anything,
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty,
00:25:40Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude,
00:25:47Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now,
00:25:56it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong,
00:26:02and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:08letting Jessica's dad
00:26:09bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you,
00:26:15pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23for his business trip
00:26:24and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything,
00:26:34feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money
00:26:37did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet,
00:26:45you demon child.
00:26:47On the second,
00:26:48why don't you, um,
00:26:49help me clean up here,
00:26:50my star students.
00:26:55What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look
00:27:00on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know
00:27:04all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you
00:27:06I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me,
00:27:14what do you see
00:27:15in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study
00:27:18for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it
00:27:29at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're...
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:52Okay.
00:28:22Let's go, professor.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions, not that dumb, no, no, I was asking about question
00:29:06number four, um, rectus abdominis, what is it, get up, I'm going to show you and then I'm
00:29:14going to show you, oh, oh, all right, please me, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
00:29:46rectus abdominis, gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no, Dave, you forgot about that part, you know, it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia, he likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:10be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple, if you get a question wrong, you strip, unless you just want to
00:30:31stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10, unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezoiseus, where?
00:30:43Trapezoiseus, where?
00:30:44Oh, my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating, don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You, they're all...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh, my God.
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not sure.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh, shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh, my God.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:55Oh, hey, Dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor has barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take care, girl.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13Let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor past science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You might have a bro with us.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I'll go to the party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:09You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:13So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:22You are...
00:40:25You are not going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She more than once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:51Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything
00:42:36that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazy
00:43:28year, Regina George, with worst highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great color boy
00:43:34that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:24a year ago,
00:44:25this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato piece.
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know I.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list,
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flown it while you've got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you,
00:46:22pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI,
00:46:25you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:35I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list,
00:46:43item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:49Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06I thought those mouth fingers
00:47:08had a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:15You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:57Come on.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:28I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:54But I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinny!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36I mean, the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't...
00:58:02Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when they enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like...
00:58:34Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm...
00:59:08kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And...
00:59:17You deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:40You're just in the primes.
00:59:42Bigger, bigger.
00:59:44All right, fine, you just keep it, go!
00:59:46Wait!
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:52Nice.
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:02Hey.
01:00:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic evolve.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Of all you can.
01:00:31I mean, you'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no.
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:00:58I love you.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:56to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Hey, yes you can!
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:27All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:43I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:41By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:58Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:16And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner
01:05:45Yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home
01:05:58Of the brave
01:06:12O'er the land of the brave
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um...
01:06:50Just that I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:21Listen.
01:07:22In the last moment,
01:07:23take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible.
01:07:27But, trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:07:51Whoo!
01:07:54Whoo!
01:07:55Whoo!
01:07:57Whoo!
01:07:58Whoo!
01:07:59Whoo!
01:08:00Whoo!
01:08:01Whoo!
01:08:02Whoo!
01:08:02Whoo!
01:08:03Whoo!
01:08:06Whoo!
01:08:11And ten seconds left.
01:08:13Home team is down.
01:08:14two points and Connor Oliver has the ball he's going to risk it all on a
01:08:34three-pointer and there he goes yes he scores the Fairfield Lions 49 to 48 and
01:08:44they win the game
01:08:55let's go first in a and now this expect me at all your college games con really really
01:09:09sorry for missing out on this and on you I couldn't be more proud son looks like you
01:09:22got a fan who feels the same
01:09:25congratulations
01:09:30yeah you were right about everything
01:09:33oh am I being pumped that pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal con con and my crown
01:09:41we will take her down and dance for good
01:09:45I'm going because of you no no you won because of you I just gave you a little
01:09:51hint but I do accept payment and I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09wait wait should we be doing this I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:17it's you Mia it always has been
01:10:24holy circuits
01:10:34you
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04That's stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won a big at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:09the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops?
01:14:25Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look.
01:14:44It'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's viable.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So, will you help me with this stuff?
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16It's my turn.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prod.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:45Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your prom king basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment you earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believed to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021 ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:12Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia Watkins.
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:29Actually, Jessica lied.
01:22:32Bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:36Mia.
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:02I never doubted that.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No, no, it was Mia!
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia talking about.
01:24:18Go get it in a few years.
01:24:19No, no, no, this isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:42Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me.
01:24:47I'm a time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Right here.
01:25:05Mia, hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:07What?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:39Mia Watkins.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess,
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:41I always knew.
01:27:47Like you.
01:27:49Oh, no more.
01:27:50No libator.
01:27:52You
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