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00:00You
00:22See kittens that's where you belong on all fours
00:27My name is kitten mouth breather. Good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give me a little kick?
00:34I'll either hiss or piss himself. Let's find out
00:37Come on, man
00:39What?
00:43Don't make me call PETA
00:47We gotta ruin all my fun. I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:50So we're going around with this loser's never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:53You know my neighbor, no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him?
01:11Kind of thought that was my gig
01:12Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:18Not gonna happen. He's too busy swinging his bat around
01:20Solid wood, you know
01:21To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases, I hear
01:27Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:35Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:43You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Let's stop, let's take a beat
02:00Let's take a beat
02:01Okay
02:01River
02:04Tempo
02:04Is critical here
02:06I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:10I don't need you to get all the way here
02:13But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an art selective
02:21I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:24Well that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real, I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:31You're not helping your case here
02:34Look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm gonna be benched for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me
02:40Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son, okay, I get it
02:44Alright, and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:49But River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:04Okay
03:05Thank you
03:17Oh, the outside looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:23Between the high winds, all the sea
03:27Waiting for something to get to me
03:31I wasn't sure what I was hoping for
03:36You summoned me?
03:41Hey, come in.
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest.
03:46We're not five anymore, River.
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us.
04:22I need to talk to you.
04:28Look, I know I'm probably not your favorite person these days.
04:37The thing is, I need you, kid.
04:43You need me?
04:47I need you to teach me how to play guitar.
04:52Oh.
04:54You make it look so easy.
04:57And I may or may not be failing my music elective.
05:03And if I don't get it together and pass this class, then I'll be better for postseason.
05:09Tough break.
05:13And my mom, she's up for re-election soon, too.
05:20She's going to want to show off her hometown hero.
05:22You know that.
05:22River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years.
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, kid.
05:30You know you miss spending time with me.
05:36And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again.
05:44I know you're too old for that.
05:48But you are seriously vulnerable at school.
05:53And I could offer protection.
05:56And how you protected me today?
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you.
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with.
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp, so I said my piece and I left.
06:20It's giving confidence, which I love for you.
06:22Good mouth.
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down.
06:25You like him.
06:27River and I together.
06:29That's never going to happen.
06:32No.
06:33No, kid.
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart, I cannot let you self-sabotage.
06:40It's not self-sabotage.
06:42It's self-defense.
06:43Text him.
06:44Okay, you want River to kiss you.
06:46And he doesn't want to, because he's not into guys and he's not into me.
06:49Deep breath.
06:51Manifest with me.
06:52Manifest.
06:54You can do it.
06:56Text him.
06:58And you want him to kiss you, so you get close enough to lean in.
07:03Mm.
07:12And I want you to know, I'm done pretend, pretending to let, to let, what the hell, River, give
07:23a guy a warning.
07:24You were the one who invited me here.
07:27I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits.
07:32Don't get too cocky.
07:35What's it going to take?
07:37Email my knees?
07:47Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played?
07:53Seriously, it was fire.
08:00Probably not.
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord, so it's tricky for the fingers.
08:06So I'll take that as a yes.
08:08Which means it's time for you to prove your worth, Hendrix.
08:11Show me.
08:16Come on.
08:17Okay.
08:19That one has to go down there.
08:22And this is on the top one.
08:23You need to press hard.
08:25It kind of hurts.
08:26I am, yeah.
08:26Okay.
08:28I am, yeah.
08:28Harder.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Don't move.
08:32Okay.
08:33And I'll give it a down stroke.
08:37Or just strum the chord.
08:40Hmm.
08:42You trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:45Because I think it might be backfired.
08:49Stop.
08:50It's cute.
08:50It's embarrassing.
08:53It's genuine.
08:54It's genuine.
09:02Okay.
09:02I don't know.
09:08Okay.
09:09Maybe you were right about that.
09:10Okay.
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid.
09:12But there are other.
09:19What are you doing?
09:25What are you doing, Robert?
09:29Are you going to kiss me?
09:34I'm not gay, Kit.
09:40But you do, um...
09:43Have an eyelash.
09:49May I?
09:57Have anything you've been running the wish for?
10:06No, we'll have.
10:22We should probably get back to it.
10:24I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong.
10:31It's just too easy.
10:32You know, you've got to start making me work for it, Kit.
10:40Okay.
10:41It was humiliating, Hadley.
10:46I don't understand what about this story is humiliating.
10:49There's a sweet eyelash moment.
10:51There's a wink.
10:52I mean, God.
10:53Remember, it's actually the CEO of flirting.
10:55But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay.
10:58Gay or not, two winks in a week is not accidental.
11:00Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something.
11:03Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, not a hard launch post in sight.
11:11And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it.
11:20You're not wrong.
11:22Obviously.
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi.
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:29Yeah, right.
11:31Well, I'll prove it.
11:32I'll kiss him.
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you were a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:41And then I knew immediately.
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine.
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing.
11:48But you know what they say?
11:49Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case.
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River would just let you kiss him randomly?
11:59Uh, hello?
12:02Mm-hmm.
12:03And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat and you were a strong six on
12:07the Kinsey scale.
12:13Okay, fine.
12:15Okay, bye.
12:16Okay, fine.
12:16Work your magic.
12:18Fine.
12:19What's on your mind?
12:20What's on your mind?
12:25Stupid laughter.
12:29I feel like a number one.
12:33Under the fading sun.
12:55I cannot confirm without a kiss, but I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested
13:00in boys.
13:01Or at least one boy.
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions
13:09about you.
13:12So now I should just...
13:17Make a move.
13:20Okay.
13:22Get off that bench.
13:23Dive in.
13:24Water's warm.
13:24Water's fine.
13:25I know.
13:26Thumbs up is good.
13:27Yes.
13:27Energy.
13:28Bring it.
13:29Manifest that.
13:31Come on.
13:34And there's no way back where we are.
13:39I'm just gonna break the line.
13:46I'm just gonna break the line.
13:54Hey.
13:56I was hoping I might see you today.
13:58You were?
13:59Yeah.
14:00So I can beg you for a different song to practice.
14:06I, uh...
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake and I can't exactly be wolfing
14:12down funfetti right before postseason.
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens.
14:19You're not exactly River's type.
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:29I know it's not this little bitch.
14:46What, did he have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know.
14:53Don't care.
14:55All right, class.
14:56Let's open our textbooks to page 87.
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:09Third fret, first string.
15:12All right.
15:13And then so then that's the same for the A, right?
15:14No.
15:18Why are you being so emo today?
15:20Don't know.
15:21Don't care.
15:24Is this about the Darius thing earlier?
15:26No.
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school.
15:37What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing.
15:41My end of the deal is to teach you guitar.
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it.
15:45Fair point.
15:52That's the G.
15:58We're not friends like we used to be.
16:02And whose fault is that?
16:05Does it matter?
16:09That's the A.
16:10No pinky.
16:16Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days.
16:19But we grew apart.
16:22We made new friends and got into different things.
16:27I don't disagree.
16:30Great.
16:31So then we're on the same page.
16:36This deals strictly business.
16:41Fine.
16:43You protect me from your friends.
16:45And I won't pretend to be one of them.
16:48Okay.
16:52Good work today.
16:57Are you kicking me out?
16:59I taught you the chords.
17:01Lesson's over.
17:18Second floor.
17:20Second floor.
17:20I'm still looking for my DMs.
17:22Yes.
17:23Hi.
17:24I know.
17:25What are you working on, kittens?
17:29Oh, look.
17:31He wrote a little song.
17:33Darius, do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks.
17:38Oh, half a heartbeat.
17:41Oh.
17:42That sounds like trash.
17:43Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Oh, River, don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat.
17:51Meow.
17:52I have a conscience.
17:54Oh, yeah?
17:54You sure it's not a crush?
18:00Yeah.
18:01I mean, come on.
18:02Am I not enough for you, River?
18:06You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid.
18:14I want to keep you out of detention.
18:16Hey, fire in the hole.
18:19Seriously?
18:21Seriously?
18:27That was so good.
18:29This is for you, kittens.
18:34All right, class.
18:35That's enough.
18:35Settle down.
18:51Hey, what are you?
18:52No, I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, okay?
19:00My eyes are up here, Kit.
19:05Okay, I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our deal.
19:08You're what?
19:08The goons you call friends were bullying me and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it.
19:13No, I did try.
19:15Really?
19:16Because the way that I remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes.
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging around a bat,
19:25but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up.
19:30Hey.
19:37I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends.
19:44But I guess I was wrong.
19:47I've never seen you so riled up before.
19:51It's adorable.
19:53Hey, no, wait.
19:54Don't go.
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm.
20:00Bullying is more than just physical.
20:01Okay, yeah, yeah.
20:02I get that now.
20:04I was selfish.
20:08I didn't want to cross the scene, and you got hurt because of it.
20:14I promise it won't happen again, Kit.
20:22I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you.
20:28That's all I want.
20:32And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons.
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush, not much.
20:42just because if you惦
20:58So I have a deal?
21:01Again?
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night.
21:15You should come.
21:15I'm not really sure that's...
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just gonna have to accept that you're in my...
21:20River!
21:21Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday.
21:26And I want to make sure you have a good time.
21:30See you, kid.
21:37Hit, we're going inside.
21:39What is the worst that could happen?
21:41I'm so glad you asked.
21:43I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it.
21:45Okay, let's hear it.
21:46It starts off innocently.
21:47We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot.
21:51Five jello shots.
21:53Five jello shots.
21:54River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong.
21:57I graciously allow you to ditch me.
21:59But you can't.
22:00Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup, and I'll spend the rest of the
22:04party trailing under the table while Darius and Carrie meow me.
22:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong.
22:11But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.
22:14Plus, they won the game, so everyone's going to be in good spirits.
22:17And I see the jello shots.
22:18Let's go do shots.
22:25What are you doing here?
22:28This house has a no-pet policy, so if you don't want to get punished, you better get on
22:35your knees and crawl.
22:39No.
22:40You made it!
22:42What?
22:43You invited the freak?
22:45Of course!
22:46Without him, I'd fail my music collective and be benched for our postseason games.
22:54You don't want that, do you?
22:57no
22:59so say thank you kit
23:05thank you kit
23:08that was nice
23:11and now that you're here
23:12you have enough people for sucking blood
23:15sucking what?
23:16let's go
23:17wait no
23:21don't be ridiculous
23:22alright the rules are simple
23:25suck to hold the card to your lip
23:28and then you pass it around
23:30mouth to mouth
23:31around the circle
23:33and if it drops
23:34then you have to kiss
23:37you know the rules river
23:38come on let's play
23:40alright then you start
23:45fine
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24:22kiss kiss kiss
24:24Hey, hey, don't drop it this time.
24:27Uh-huh.
24:48Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders.
24:52We're supposed to be in the circle.
24:54Don't worry, no, I'll volunteer strip here.
24:56To kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:11Your eyes are my mind.
25:16I have tried to let you go.
25:23I have tried to let you go.
25:30I have tried to let you go.
25:34Classic River, such a rule follower.
25:37Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:41Heh heh heh.
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever.
25:51It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:57Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around, Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:25Shit.
26:27I was hoping to show you.
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:47Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:55What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's because of you.
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:17The kiss?
27:21What's there to talk about?
27:23We're playing a game. It's no big deal.
27:26You could've kissed Carrie instead.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but, uh, but like she said, I'm, I'm a rule follower.
27:38That sounds like an excuse.
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I, I, I kissed you to shut her up.
27:47I was protecting you.
27:50Right?
27:51Cause that's, that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River, you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been settled.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was, I was being friendly.
28:09I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:22I...
28:24I...
28:26Just, I don't, I don't know...
28:30How do...
28:31I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
28:59It was just a game, kid.
29:03It's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie.
29:28I guess, kid, I was trying to train to win a lot of...
29:30You know that...
29:38Kit...
29:39I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:42Kit, I don't wanna...
29:44Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:47I don't wanna lie to myself.
29:56I don't wanna be perfect.
29:57I just, you mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:19River, I'm glad you texted. I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:32What? River's gonna want us to slum it with the freaks?
30:38Kiss me. Come on, kid. Just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:47Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:11No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, kid.
31:23I know Levi would be perfect in here somewhere.
31:32Kid.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:41Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:45Ask me anything.
31:52Promise to be honest.
31:55Even if the answer's no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:09You were right earlier.
32:13About lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe even scared.
32:31Okay.
32:34Doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry, I'm not good at this, am I?
32:47Affection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know it's a pretty incredible teacher.
33:00Oh yeah.
33:04And if, uh...
33:07Perfection's impossible...
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:37Oh yeah.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:42I've definitely been missing out.
33:52Are you sure?
33:55This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:27Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:38I've never done this before either.
34:39Can you show me what you like?
34:51What's this?
34:57That's good.
35:00And that?
35:02Even better.
35:05What do you like?
35:08I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:14How about?
35:15I've never seen a smoothing, not the other.
35:22How about...
35:29How about the clothes?
35:31The one is a pen-
35:33How about the clothes?
35:33How about the clothes?
35:35How about the clothes?
35:39How about the clothes?
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:04Hey.
36:06Felt like a dream.
36:18I have a confession to make.
36:25I think you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:40I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:45But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:57You don't want your parents to know?
37:03Their expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know.
37:10I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:14And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I
37:22would be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet, here I am.
37:33With you.
37:45You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:51Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:59I didn't lie to you, I'm not gay.
38:00You've got to be kidding me.
38:02Okay, you didn't let me finish.
38:04I'm not gay.
38:05I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hallie finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I
38:24told you so dance.
38:26Is that so?
38:27Mm-hmm.
38:29She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:38Yeah, I did not see that quote.
38:41I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep though, so.
38:50So what's going on with Carrie?
38:56Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02They've been best friends since college, so.
39:07Oh, and our families are close.
39:09And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:15Yeah.
39:15Okay, that sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:24You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:35Yeah, you.
39:41Oh my gosh.
39:43Oh my gosh.
39:54What?
39:55Oh my gosh.
39:57Oh my gosh.
39:59What?
39:59Oh my gosh.
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:15What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:18There's such thing as a terrible surprise, you know?
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:23In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:27I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak
40:32is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:40if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help, son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:50Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail?
40:58Seriously.
41:01I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:04Do what you want, Carrie.
41:06I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:09Maybe.
41:10But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny
41:19of a public relationship with you?
41:23He...
41:23He can take it.
41:25Hmm.
41:27I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:32But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:39but I will destroy that little twink's life.
42:13Think about it.
42:15Oh.
42:17Should I...
42:17Should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:19I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:24Okay.
42:25Yeah.
42:25I'll give you ten feet, but reject your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell on phone.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:32For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh my god, kittens, did you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:52What's going on?
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:00Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:05Is River gay?
43:06I don't know what you mean.
43:08Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:18and stop making my boyfriend
43:20the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:23Okay?
43:24Okay.
43:25Okay?
43:25Yeah.
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:38They're right.
43:39Nothing happened.
43:41Oh, whatever.
43:42It's bullshit.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:03I don't know.
44:05I don't know.
44:05I don't know.
44:10I don't know.
44:13I don't know.
44:14I don't know.
44:17I don't know.
44:18I don't know.
44:19I don't know.
44:21I don't know.
44:22I don't know.
44:27I don't know.
44:30I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings
44:40Trying to make my way, knocking on every door in this maze
44:51The time comes, it's all out of reach
44:57Sold your eyes
45:03When it's harder to learn than to teach
45:08Hi, boyfriend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:15I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:25if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field. I just...
45:32Babe, are you even listening to me?
45:41Get the hell out of my room.
45:44What?
45:47No, we had a deal.
45:49The deal's expired.
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:53But...
45:54Don't forget about the...
45:56The blackmail.
45:59Alright.
46:01Well, it was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection because he's braver than I'll ever be.
46:12And after today, there's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to
46:19himself.
46:20And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:27I'm not going to let you run mine.
46:30So do your worst, Carrie.
46:34I'm done being your puppet.
46:39Hey.
46:42But I'm going to make you regret this.
46:44You ungrateful dick.
47:03Flandering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please.
47:07I need your help.
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Hal.
47:20Okay, then.
47:22The swine may speak.
47:25Okay, here's my plan.
47:30So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you heard the news about River and Carrie, they, uh, broke up.
47:35Doesn't change what he did.
47:38What?
47:38Oh.
47:39Hey.
47:41I, like, kind of need to talk to Kit.
47:45Hell no.
47:47It's okay.
47:49I'll hear him out.
47:57Well, I know I've been a dick lately.
48:00And at the house, I was just confused and ten beers deep.
48:07But I'm trying to figure things out.
48:12Good for you.
48:14So, uh, you and River?
48:19No.
48:20No, we're not.
48:22No, I see.
48:27Hello, hello, everybody.
48:29If I could please get your attention, we could stand up.
48:33Uh, River Young is going to serenade a very special someone.
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:41Uh, alright, uh, this song is called First Aid Kit.
48:58I left you standing in the hallway
49:03And chose the easier, lonely way
49:07Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played made me see
49:16I kept your name inside a folder
49:19Every lesson made me bolder
49:21Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence
49:30Running from the only thing that feels right
49:35I want you to know
49:39I want you to know
49:40I'm done pretending to let go
49:43You were the ground beneath my feet all along
49:48I'll hold on to every window
49:52Every wish, every wrong
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me
49:59And I won't let go
50:04And I won't let go
50:16River, that sounds like a passing grade
50:20Mr. Ward, really?
50:23Oh, add in the performance and the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:29Well done, River
50:31Oh, my God, River
50:33That was amazing
50:33What the hell are you doing?
50:35Well, I accept your apology, I guess
50:38It was so good
50:42Oh, you think I was singing about you?
50:44Well, duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:48You moron
50:55What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're going to ruin your mom's career for some loser?
51:04Everyone's going to see this, River
51:06It's going to go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
51:14She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:21And this time for everyone to see
51:27It's not right
51:37Are you sure about this?
51:42Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48But it's one that's finally coming true
51:51That you've been a person
51:53You're longing to see all of us
51:56Sitting around thinking that nobody's gay
52:01With me, I know, I know that it brings us pain
52:05I still believe in you
52:08So don't try to add