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00:00:10It's been an eventful summer.
00:00:19I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement.
00:00:22He said nightmares don't come true.
00:00:31He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim.
00:00:37I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament.
00:00:49I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability.
00:00:53All the answers were in Goody's book of spells.
00:00:57With my ability now under control, I set my sights on an obsession I've had since I was six years
00:01:02old.
00:01:03Before dying, victim number 11, describe the suspect.
00:01:08The Kansas City Scalper.
00:01:10America's most elusive serial killer.
00:01:14To psychically locate him, all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes.
00:01:30The Scalper's 11th victim dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched.
00:01:47But the Scalper finally in my crosshairs.
00:01:51I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome.
00:01:56Welcome to Newark Airport.
00:01:59Random screening searches are a requirement at this airport.
00:02:05American Airlines flight AA-1872 to Kansas City is now boarding at 8.3.
00:02:17Anything else on your person?
00:02:20I need a wand on this one.
00:02:24Arms.
00:02:44Oляется in Newark.
00:02:45I don't want to think the Nägiot Querid in her house.
00:02:52scary
00:02:52part of prohibited items don't you understand young lady the part where you believe that cramming
00:02:58hundreds of people into a metal tube flying through the air creates some sort of utopia
00:03:01where weapons aren't needed can we get a bank check over here yeah
00:03:15i'm headed to the junior embalmers convention in kansas city it's a prosthetic hand yeah that's
00:03:21not the problem you care to explain this curious i have no idea how that ended up in there this
00:03:31is over 3.4 ounces which means it's a big no-no i'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our
00:03:35time
00:03:38sun cream seriously
00:03:54are your serial killer services listed online too
00:04:01so
00:04:10Oh, my God.
00:04:42I made you a gift.
00:04:51That's how I remember all my special guests.
00:05:04Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:32Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:57Let me show you some of my own handsiwork.
00:06:08Let's play dolls.
00:06:35Let's play dolls.
00:07:08Let's play dolls.
00:07:35Like I said, it's just a glitch.
00:07:38Darling, Lurch has packed the car.
00:07:40We must be off.
00:07:42You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
00:07:44I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
00:07:48I feel like I've barely seen you.
00:07:50Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again.
00:07:53So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
00:07:56When do I get to read your novel?
00:07:59When the sun explodes and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse.
00:08:04Soon, mother. Soon.
00:08:06Jump, jump.
00:08:10Remember where your loyalty lies.
00:08:12No diré que tu adiós me volvió desgraciado.
00:08:25That's my boy.
00:08:27You and your Uncle Festa with the same ability.
00:08:30You're a chip off the O Executioner's Block.
00:08:33Stick your finger in enough sockets, you'll learn a thing or two.
00:08:37It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
00:08:40Being an outcast isn't about what you can do.
00:08:43It's a state of mind.
00:08:46You need to work on your aim.
00:08:48Pugsy has always struggled with his aim.
00:08:50From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
00:08:54Lurch can attest to that, can't you, old chap?
00:09:09I'm just glad to see you're taking an interest in your brother.
00:09:12I'm keeping a mental list if how his ability can serve my needs.
00:09:15That's the spirit, my little bombita.
00:09:18There is no we in family, only in I.
00:09:25There's a stop sign coming up.
00:09:27Hit the O, dead center.
00:09:29I'm not sure I can.
00:09:30If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
00:09:35Only Dad's button can do that.
00:09:37I had things rewire it.
00:10:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:02The evidence is safe at the bullpen.
00:13:05No more uncontrolled chaos.
00:13:07I will bend this place to my will.
00:13:10Be careful, dear.
00:13:12Control is often an illusion.
00:13:15Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family.
00:13:19Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
00:13:21You make lots of friends.
00:13:23These are our people.
00:13:25Poor Pugsley.
00:13:26Your father and I will get him settled in.
00:13:29Promise me you will take care of your brother.
00:13:33I always do.
00:13:44Here are the ground rules.
00:13:46No eye contact without permission.
00:13:48Bullying assistance request must be submitted through writing.
00:13:50And thing reports to me.
00:13:52Understand?
00:14:02Oh, creamies.
00:14:16Can I get your autograph?
00:14:18I only signed my name in blood.
00:14:20I would expect nothing less.
00:14:22I never said it was my own blood.
00:14:27You are done here.
00:14:29True.
00:14:33That was disturbing.
00:14:35Well, you better get used to it.
00:14:37You're kind of a big deal now after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
00:14:40Why does anyone still care?
00:14:43You're really not much of a clout chaser, are you?
00:14:46Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
00:14:48The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
00:14:54Wednesday Addams.
00:14:56Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:14:58It is an honor to meet the Savior of Nevermore.
00:15:02Allow me to introduce myself, Barry Doerr, your new principal.
00:15:05Um, would you like a sticker?
00:15:09Only if you have one that says, do not resuscitate.
00:15:13There's that wicked tongue I've heard so much about.
00:15:16I love it.
00:15:17I am reinstating the Founders' Pyre ceremony.
00:15:20It's an old outcast tradition.
00:15:22Big bonfire tomorrow night.
00:15:24And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
00:15:28I would rather be burned at the stake.
00:15:31Please consider it.
00:15:32I want us to be allies in this struggle.
00:15:34What struggle?
00:15:35Returning Nevermore to its glory days.
00:15:38I hate to speak ill of the dead, but in this case, Weems really fudged up.
00:15:42I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
00:15:44It's much more fun to demonize the living.
00:16:09We need to set bear traps out here.
00:16:26Toady, Ruby.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31Thanks for the help.
00:16:37Don't put too much pressure on it.
00:16:40No pressure. Right. Got it.
00:16:43Catch up with you later at the Looping Cages.
00:16:45With the others.
00:16:46Absolutely, Inferno.
00:16:48Can't wait.
00:16:53How was your vacay?
00:16:55Because I had the best summer ever
00:16:57and I've been dying to tell you all about it.
00:16:59Well, I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me,
00:17:02so you both win.
00:17:06Well, I'll spare you the details,
00:17:07but I did get you a gift at Looping Palooza in Golden Gate Park.
00:17:13Don't worry, it's not a snood.
00:17:19Get it? Like Beowulf?
00:17:21I thought you'd love the literary reference.
00:17:23Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt
00:17:25on the coffin of epic poetry.
00:17:27I got you a gift as well.
00:17:28for my summer travels.
00:17:35Oh.
00:17:40I mean, it is a little creepy, but, um,
00:17:43the curls are super soft.
00:17:44It's made from real human hair.
00:17:47Hmm.
00:17:49I just have so many goals this year.
00:17:52I want to secure my place in the pack,
00:17:54become dance troupe captain,
00:17:55and finally join the nightshades.
00:17:57What about you?
00:17:59Avoid people and work on my new Viper de la Muerte novel.
00:18:02That doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution.
00:18:05I don't evolve. I cocoon.
00:18:07Well, speaking of your novel, was that publisher interested?
00:18:13Call it Death by a Thousand Notes.
00:18:15Ooh.
00:18:17This one here just looks like a typo.
00:18:21It's not.
00:18:22It's the old English spelling for dismemberment.
00:18:24This novel was two years of my life.
00:18:27They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands
00:18:28before I change a single word.
00:18:32That better not be any more braddish autograph hounds.
00:18:35Tell me about it.
00:18:36We seriously need to set some boundaries.
00:18:38Let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge.
00:18:43Hey, Wednesday. How was your summer?
00:18:45I scalped a serial killer.
00:18:47Huh.
00:18:49Is, uh...
00:18:50Is Enid around?
00:18:51She left earlier with the pack.
00:18:53I threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out.
00:18:56Well, uh...
00:18:57Do you mind giving her this?
00:19:06Thanks for covering.
00:19:08I know the only thing you hate more than color is relationship drama.
00:19:12Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person's slow drip of miseries
00:19:15and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.
00:19:18Does that mean...?
00:19:19In 25 words or less.
00:19:21Go.
00:19:23I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore.
00:19:25He's sweet and cute, but...
00:19:27he's still in love with the old me, and I've changed.
00:19:30Hey, look at that. Exactly 25 words.
00:19:32Just talk to him and get it over with.
00:19:34Yeah, well, if I do that, then it'll be like an arrow for you.
00:19:37No!
00:19:38Holy crap!
00:19:45Welcome back, Wednesday.
00:19:47I'm still watching.
00:19:49Wait...
00:19:50You have a stalker?
00:19:51Don't be jealous.
00:20:05I didn't see the stalker.
00:20:08You've got a little something.
00:20:11It's nothing.
00:20:20Oh!
00:20:21Oh!
00:20:22Oh!
00:20:23Oh!
00:20:24Oh!
00:20:24Colaban Hall!
00:20:26My oh stomping crown!
00:20:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:33Hi, Pugsley.
00:20:34I'm...
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:37Electricity.
00:20:37Cool.
00:20:38and you must be janet wednesday told us all about you
00:20:46sue and i weren't sure we wanted eugene to come back to nevermore
00:20:49but he insisted i did help save the school oh i remember that thing what was it like getting
00:20:57gutted by a hide i still wake up screaming sometimes whoa that's awesome why don't we
00:21:06give the boys some space lurch will be up with your things and we'll see you downstairs
00:21:18remember boys the friends you make here will be your brothers for life you'll kill for each other
00:21:25and provide alibis
00:21:35what's with the bugs at first i could only control bees but lately i've been able to
00:21:40control other insects too watch this
00:21:47they're so juicy
00:21:51perfect for late night munchies
00:21:54they're pets not snacks
00:22:01maybe after we unpack we could hang out
00:22:03actually i'm meeting up with some other guys
00:22:05i could tag along
00:22:07they're kind of newish friends
00:22:09i don't mind it's not like i have any old ones
00:22:12i owe your sister a lot which is why i agree to be your roommate let's just see how this
00:22:16pans out first
00:22:17okay
00:22:20yeah sure
00:22:23yo b-boy
00:22:25oh you've grown
00:22:26ajax what are you doing here
00:22:29i'm your new resident advisor
00:22:31if you have any questions
00:22:32can you stone me with your snakes
00:22:34that's not gonna happen
00:22:35are you and eden still together or she finally come to her senses
00:22:39do you two have any dorm related questions
00:22:42okay well welcome to caliban
00:22:45it's gonna be a great year
00:22:56that's her
00:22:58i can't believe it
00:22:59i liked it better when i was feared and hated
00:23:02i would love it if you could be her
00:23:06principal door
00:23:07have you met a little angel of death
00:23:09yep
00:23:10i'm sure wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year
00:23:13what do you mean around more this year
00:23:15principal door just asked me to chair the gala fundraising committee
00:23:19vincent thorpe chaired the last three years
00:23:21but after xavier was falsely accused of murder
00:23:24he pulled his son and his endowment from nevermore
00:23:27xavier's not coming back this year
00:23:29he's heading to reichenbach academy in switzerland
00:23:31i spent the summer there as an exchange student
00:23:34i remember darling
00:23:35it was the longest summer of my life
00:23:38oh
00:23:40i realize i've ambushed you
00:23:43no i usually enjoy a good ambush
00:23:45especially when it involves daggers
00:23:50why don't you think about it overnight
00:23:53tish and i will discuss it on the ride home
00:23:56actually i i was hoping to keep you a little closer
00:24:04i thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty
00:24:09marilyn thornhill lived here last year but thanks to wednesday she is now enjoying much tighter quarters
00:24:15in prison
00:24:17not pine box tate but a girl can dream
00:24:19it's yours for the night
00:24:21and if you decide to become our gala chair
00:24:24consider this your home away from home
00:24:27i'll wait outside
00:24:42who decorated this place
00:24:44he's a homicidal maniac
00:24:46no he shouldn't cast aspersion steer
00:24:49not all homicidal maniacs have such ghastly taste
00:24:52nothing your putrefy and touch couldn't fix gotta pay ya
00:24:56hey dad i found some wild mouse traps under the sink
00:24:59you want a snack
00:25:03why would you want to be in charge of a gala
00:25:07well i wasn't expecting things to change so quickly
00:25:10pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer
00:25:13and now that you're both at nevermore
00:25:16i have been wondering what my next chapter might be
00:25:21the thought of you and father and the house alone unsupervised fills me with the sense of dread i usually
00:25:26reserve for costume mascots
00:25:28but i won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable
00:25:31i was born uncomfortable mother
00:25:36i know it's been hard with goody gone and no one from my bloodline reaching out to be your new
00:25:42spirit guide
00:25:43but if i was here i could be of assistance
00:25:48temporarily of course until a new guide presents themselves
00:25:52you're a dove i'm a raven
00:25:54we're on different paths you said so yourself
00:25:56i've had experience with ravens
00:26:01are you talking about your sister
00:26:05you've never been very forthcoming about anophilia
00:26:16you remind me a lot of her
00:26:20especially as you've gotten older
00:26:22you don't need to worry about me mother
00:26:26you should be focused on pugsley
00:26:28we both know being tall and male will only get him so far
00:26:31besides
00:26:31he's got the brains of a dung beetle and the ambition of a french bureaucrat
00:26:39what is it querida
00:26:42wednesday is hiding things from me
00:26:46i will not let history repeat itself
00:26:57i can handle my mother
00:27:01i'm not asking for her help because i don't need it
00:27:03i don't need yours either
00:27:06keep your nosy fingers out of my business
00:27:19victim's carl bradbury
00:27:21local private investigator
00:27:23real sleaze
00:27:24witnesses are greg mulligan and debbie prisman
00:27:27greg's the manager of the pigly wiggly
00:27:29and debbie's one of his cashiers
00:27:31so bradbury was out here
00:27:33catching our supermarket sweetheart to the tryst
00:27:35when he got attacked by a squad of kamikaze crows
00:27:38this is a first
00:27:40even for jericho
00:27:41get the body to the morgue before he gets too ripe
00:27:46wednesday
00:27:47can i help you
00:27:48just admiring the view
00:27:52sheriff santiago
00:27:53i promise to be better than my predecessor
00:27:56that's an exceptionally low bar
00:28:13oh
00:28:14ow
00:28:16galpin
00:28:17what are you doing here
00:28:18the victim was a friend of mine
00:28:20carl bradbury
00:28:21we were working a case together
00:28:23and that's what got him killed
00:28:25i play cello not violin
00:28:28bradbury stumbled onto something
00:28:30he said it could affect all outcasts
00:28:31and we're just starting to scratch the surface
00:28:32you care about outcasts now
00:28:35my son is an outcast
00:28:36yeah i know what he's done
00:28:38but it's thornhill
00:28:39she turned him into a monster
00:28:41taylor was always a monster
00:28:43she just unlocked that in him
00:28:44people don't change
00:28:46look at you
00:28:47you're still a broken deluded man
00:28:49who just can't hide behind his tin badge anymore
00:28:50badge never stopped you did it
00:28:54i could use your help getting to the bottom of this
00:28:58you didn't just wind up at that crime scene by accident atoms
00:29:01you were drawn to it like a moth to a flame
00:29:07it's a shame your keen psychological insight
00:29:09couldn't help you save your own son
00:29:15if you change your mind you come find me
00:29:19just remember
00:29:21the birds are always watching
00:29:39tonight
00:29:40you're gonna hear the tale
00:29:41of the skull tree
00:29:45it's caliban hall tradition
00:29:47to tell this story on the first night of school
00:29:54there once was a brilliant boy
00:29:56with a fragile heart
00:29:59he spent his days in bed
00:30:01drawing all the incredible machines
00:30:03he planned to build someday
00:30:06now the doctors
00:30:07they only gave him months to live
00:30:10so he decided to design his own heart
00:30:15so that his body could keep up
00:30:17with his dazzling mind
00:30:28the operation was successful
00:30:30but the clockwork hard
00:30:32it changed the boy
00:30:37he became cold
00:30:39and driven by ambition
00:30:49when he arrived at nevermore
00:30:51he was hailed as the greatest mind
00:30:54to ever walk the halls
00:30:57but his inventions became more dangerous
00:31:01until one night
00:31:12legend has it
00:31:14his body is buried at the foot of the skull tree
00:31:17in an unmarked grave
00:31:21but if you put your ear to the skull's hollow left eye
00:31:25you can still hear his clockwork heart
00:31:29tick
00:31:31tick
00:31:33tick
00:31:35only the bravest in caliban hall
00:31:37have ventured out at night
00:31:38to take the dare to listen to the tick
00:31:40of the clockwork heart
00:31:45so will you?
00:32:01miss barclay
00:32:02thanks for making the time
00:32:03what a wonderful first day it's been
00:32:05hasn't it?
00:32:05oh it's so nice to see this place
00:32:08brimming with outcast energy
00:32:11our most famous alumni would be proud
00:32:18I've been watching you
00:32:20how you interacted with your peers
00:32:22you know charisma is something that
00:32:24well it can't be learned
00:32:25it's a gift
00:32:26and you positively ooze it
00:32:30I'm guessing you have some
00:32:32political aspirations in your future
00:32:34I like the idea of creating real change for outcasts
00:32:37well
00:32:37well what if I told you
00:32:39that you can start creating that change today
00:32:42as the fundraising gala's student liaison
00:32:46I mean we really need to heat things up
00:32:48if we're gonna hit our target
00:32:49and you
00:32:51have the sizzle factor I've been looking for
00:32:55wow
00:32:56I'm honored
00:32:58but I'm not so sure I have the time to take on something like that
00:33:00I'm really sorry
00:33:05me too
00:33:07I mean you are a scholarship student right
00:33:09the school isn't a financial pickle
00:33:12and if we don't meet our fundraising goals
00:33:14I may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go
00:33:26I know how people feel about sirens
00:33:29but I don't share that view
00:33:32no outcast should be limited or shamed
00:33:35is that why you're asking me?
00:33:38because I'm a siren
00:33:39using your powers of persuasion for a good cause
00:33:42should be applauded
00:33:44I'm sure you agree
00:33:46we all want what's best for nevermore
00:33:49so why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours
00:33:52and see if you can squeeze this in
00:33:56you can give me your decision tomorrow
00:34:12thing
00:34:13what are you doing out here?
00:34:16Winston yelled at you?
00:34:19man
00:34:19the sudden popularity is really getting to her
00:34:21I think some people just aren't built for fame
00:34:24and when you're stressed
00:34:25relatives can be the easiest punching bags
00:34:27or in your case
00:34:28sparring glove
00:34:31I know how it feels to think you don't belong
00:34:33but you do
00:34:36you know what you need?
00:34:37a place you can call your own
00:34:38and I've got the perfect spot
00:34:49home sweet home thing
00:34:53welcome to the pack
00:35:07I think some people just wanna turn that around
00:35:07I think it may not have to be an지� climb
00:35:08if you can find some people
00:35:23maybe not do
00:35:23oh, who may not do
00:38:04Did you know Prokofiev was a chess master?
00:38:08That's why his concertos are so deceptively cunning.
00:38:13He wants you to feel the notes, not anticipate them.
00:38:18I'm not looking for lessons.
00:38:20I play for my own fulfillment.
00:38:22And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
00:38:28Stop trying to control it.
00:38:30You have to succumb to its beautiful chaos.
00:38:35I cause chaos.
00:38:36I cause chaos.
00:38:37I don't succumb to it.
00:39:03There hasn't been a founder's power since my days of Nevermore.
00:39:07Yes, it's a marvel what these da Vinci students can build.
00:39:12They have more creativity in their right pinkies than I have in my entire body.
00:39:18This thing's going to work, right?
00:39:22Outcasts can do!
00:39:23Love it!
00:39:24This is why tradition is so important.
00:39:27It instills pride in our children.
00:39:29Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
00:39:33No disrespect.
00:39:34I know you two are old friends.
00:39:37Now, the Addams family is a prime example of outcasts who don't bend to Normie culture.
00:39:42And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
00:39:46Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
00:39:50I'm still pondering.
00:39:52I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
00:39:56I understand that is a lot to balance, which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
00:40:00And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
00:40:03Look no further.
00:40:04She's here.
00:40:06Oh, Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
00:40:10It would be an honor to work with the Nevermore legend.
00:40:13Yeah, come.
00:40:14Come to the pyre tonight, see what we're trying to build here.
00:40:17Then decide if you want to be involved.
00:40:28From Xavier.
00:40:31I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you.
00:40:35You have a phone?
00:40:36I dropped it in the bath.
00:40:45Consider this my goodbye gift.
00:40:47The image suddenly flashed in my head.
00:40:49Don't ask me how I know or what it means, but it's connected to you, I'm sure.
00:40:52Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right?
00:40:55Xavier.
00:40:56A creepy crow and a headstone.
00:40:59What's it mean?
00:41:00No idea.
00:41:01Thing and I are headed to the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:03You joining?
00:41:09Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
00:41:14Read any good books lately?
00:41:18My novel.
00:41:21It's gone.
00:41:24Higher, higher, higher.
00:41:25I am demon of the fire and each blazing roof's my pyre.
00:41:30My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:33That's not your only copy, right?
00:41:37Seriously?
00:41:38Seriously?
00:41:38Copy machines aren't even 21st century technology.
00:41:40I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
00:42:00The stalker is here.
00:42:02Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
00:42:03Who isn't watching us?
00:42:10Hey, stay on track.
00:42:11You need to check the pyre.
00:42:12You go on the other side.
00:42:20Hey.
00:42:21Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the sculpture to go dig up that dead kid.
00:42:26Who's coming?
00:42:30I'm sorry.
00:42:31Tonight's my big night.
00:42:33George's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
00:42:41Think.
00:42:42Keep your fingers peeled.
00:42:44The stalker's playing a game.
00:43:01If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke, meet me under the pyre.
00:43:05P.S.
00:43:05I found a few more typos.
00:43:16Wednesday, what are you doing?
00:43:17Hey.
00:43:18E-mail.
00:43:19Hey, Jack.
00:43:20Hi.
00:43:21What's going on?
00:43:23Like, you kind of ghosted me to someone.
00:43:25I texted a bunch.
00:43:26I left a crazy number of voicemails.
00:43:28Ah, sorry.
00:43:29My bad.
00:43:30Wolf camp was strictly device-free.
00:43:32I was totally unplugged for like a whole month.
00:43:34Can you believe it?
00:43:34I still think I have PTSD.
00:43:35We've been back two days.
00:43:38It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
00:43:40Ah, well, I've been busy with the pack, and you have your RA thing.
00:43:45Plus, I've got the Wednesday factor, and she never disappoints.
00:43:48Hey, Enid.
00:43:49I saved you a spot at the front.
00:43:51Thanks, Bruno.
00:43:52But I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:43:55Wednesday!
00:43:57Wednesday!
00:44:00Wednesday!
00:44:07Good evening, Nevermore.
00:44:10Good evening, and welcome to the Founders' Pile.
00:44:13Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore Alma Mater.
00:44:25Nevermore forever dreaming
00:44:29Years of study, fun, and screaming
00:44:33Outcast bonds, forging trust
00:44:37While all others turn to dust
00:44:46Forget your outcast, sergeant
00:44:49Ravens feast on all our woes
00:44:53In the home of Edgar Allan Poe
00:44:58And Nevermore
00:45:20I get up in the evening
00:45:25And I ain't got nothing to say
00:45:27I come home in the morning
00:45:32Hello, fellow outcasts, and welcome back to Nevermore.
00:45:38I'm your principal, Barry George.
00:45:45And tonight, we celebrate a new era.
00:45:50Now, I know change can be scary,
00:45:53but you don't have to be afraid.
00:45:55You know why?
00:45:57Because we are outcasts.
00:46:01We're all!
00:46:03Yes, we are!
00:46:09Lindsay!
00:46:11You've got to get out of here!
00:46:12They're going to light this thing any second!
00:46:17All right, all right, now.
00:46:18Now on.
00:46:19I am abolishing the nightshades
00:46:22And all secret societies.
00:46:25The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
00:46:29Therefore, we are all nightshades.
00:46:35Yeah!
00:46:39Now, in the words of that great American outcast, Bruce Springsteen,
00:46:44You can't start a fire without a sport!
00:46:57You can't start a fire without a sport!
00:47:11Get out of here!
00:47:12Get out of here!
00:47:30Lindsay!
00:47:32Lindsay!
00:47:33I'm getting help!
00:48:27We need to put out the bonfire!
00:48:29The principal door at Wednesday Addams is trapped under the pyre!
00:48:32The principal door at Wednesday Addams is trapped under the pyre!
00:48:44She is right on cue! Our student of honor, Wednesday Addams!
00:48:52None of us would be here today without your bravery!
00:48:56Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
00:49:02I have this commission to commemorate how you and your rag-tag group of Nevermore Buddies saved our school!
00:49:25Give us a few words of inspiration to launch us into the new era!
00:49:30Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:37Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:44Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:50Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:52Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:52Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:52Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:53Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:55Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:55Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:57Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be Be
00:49:57Be Be Be
00:50:02Tonight, is our banquet of discontent, and we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
00:50:16Our fight is just beginning, and I'm ripping the band-aid off the scab of civility and will not cease
00:50:22until our enemies have been vanquished.
00:50:33And by enemies, I mean any imbecile stupid enough to cheer on some shallow, rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
00:50:44You thought I was your hero? I'm not. I always play dirty, and I never fight fair. The only side
00:50:51I'm on is my own, and the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
00:50:57So do not put me on a pedestal, because I will burn it down.
00:51:28What the hell are you doing?
00:51:29I never agreed to this.
00:51:31So you're gonna torpedo it for the rest of us? You're my best friend, but can you be a little
00:51:34less Wednesday? This is supposed to be our best year ever!
00:52:10You're welcome.
00:52:10I'm gonna be watching the next stage, and I'm trying to get his face back.
00:52:11I'm on such a Portlandan.
00:52:11I'm traveling with a bunch of other people.
00:52:11Can I go with this one last time?
00:52:12If you're going to die for this one last time, I'm giving you a special time a couple of other
00:52:19people.
00:52:19I'mvenen to the town.
00:52:20I'm dying.
00:52:21I love it.
00:52:25I love it.
00:52:26I love it.
00:52:29Let's go.
00:53:10Hey, stop. Wednesday, will you wait up?
00:53:46This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:49This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:51I die because of you.
00:53:55I die because of you.
00:54:02Wednesday?
00:54:02Wednesday?
00:54:03Wednesday?
00:54:08Wednesday?
00:54:09Wednesday?
00:54:15Wednesday?
00:54:17Wednesday?
00:54:23Wednesday?
00:54:26Wednesday?
00:54:27Wednesday?
00:54:28Wednesday?
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