00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:44Oh, boy.
00:54...
00:57No other man.
00:58You're in on a way.
01:01You'veolé, you die.
01:05You'll stay.
01:06You're in on a way.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:38You're gonna get out soon
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:51Good job!
01:57Give you an A
01:59A golden star
02:00You think I'll never
02:03Good God
02:04She took her brain
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made trouble
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You wanna fuck me
02:33You're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:59A tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You washed up your element and standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my heart.
03:25You're stuck.
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
03:39You say it's scary, you're all those people do.
03:43You think the real world's on the earth.
03:46I love everything, I guess it's just my shit.
03:51Nice try, now get out the way.
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hand, I said I'll see you.
03:59You wanna be a, you wanna be a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:06Nice job
04:07Get out with me
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:23Hey, if Rosella fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosenau dioxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want a seat?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:55I'll see you next time.
06:27I'll see you next time.
06:55I'll see you next time.
06:57I'll go work you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:24No, you come here.
09:35Well, come on.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00Okay.
11:12It's you, okay?
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's so good.
11:30It's great.
11:54It's so good.
11:56Oh, God.
11:56Hold on.
12:03What the hell?
12:22I know the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the weight.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro, son.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:39Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing answer to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:24Oh, wait there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now will you go?
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet with me.
18:39Yes.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you in the evening,
18:45regardless of what you are doing.
18:48This is an honor for me.
18:50You must be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latvii.
18:59...Latvii.
19:01And he's still a piece.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Do you not want to?
19:06I don't want to answer.
19:07Not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame, which you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our brother is traumatized.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26What is that?
19:29What is that?
19:31What is that?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find a good one.
19:36You always find a good one.
19:36You always find a good one.
19:36From the childhood.
19:42People are like, if you didn't get them done.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:44...
19:46It's your mother?
19:47...
19:48It doesn't make this happen.
19:54...
19:54...
19:55...
19:56...
19:56...
19:57...
19:57...
19:57...
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your eyes.
20:06Where is Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:38He's not in shape.
20:39He's not in shape.
20:42He'll stay in shape.
20:46He'll stay in America.
20:48He'll work.
20:50He's good.
20:51He's good for you.
20:52He's good for you.
20:53He's good for you.
20:55He's good for you.
20:59He's good for you.
21:07He's good for you.
21:20He's good for you.
21:24He's good for you.
21:51He's good for you.
21:53He's good for you.
22:04He's good for you.
22:07He's good for you.
22:22He's good for you.
22:26He's good for you.
22:35He's good for you.
22:38He's good for you.
22:38You're good for you.
22:39He's good for you.
22:42I'm good for you.
23:07It's really good for you.
23:09and they showed you poorly.
23:11Listen.
23:13It's the West Coast,
23:14and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want.
23:17In the West Coast, Chicago,
23:19not that before.
23:21In the final, most of all,
23:22they'll be in San Francisco.
23:24And they're good,
23:26but they're too young.
23:28And so you'll win the World Series
23:29in a year before,
23:30than I was with my father.
23:36No, thank you.
23:37I'm going to sleep.
23:38You'll be able to win the World Series.
23:41You'll be able to win the World Series.
23:43Right.
23:44But you'll need to agree.
23:48We'll see you in the next one.
23:50Bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sashia?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love it.
24:08What is the place?
24:10Clubs?
24:12The head of the club.
24:14The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:21Well...
24:22Did you see French people?
24:25Right, Elia?
24:32Oh my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:35No, I'm not sure.
24:37You can't do anything.
24:41You can't shoot.
24:43You can't flirt.
24:45You can't flirt.
24:45What do you know?
24:50Once...
24:51You're so happy.
24:57Oh yes.
25:08You're here?
25:10Seriously?
25:12It's a danger.
25:14It was a danger to you.
25:16If you remember me, don't you?
25:21It's a danger to me.
25:35Okay?
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:54Okay.
25:57Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:07Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33I don't know.
26:34I don't know.
26:37I don't know.
26:37I don't know.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Nice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11What?
28:13This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, none.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46She'd show cock sucking around.
28:49Well that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shot the kids.
29:03And obviously, the time on.
29:07That's an animal!
29:31It's literally hundreds of times
29:34Right here.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Only 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Talent Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the frames we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's Talent Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:45God!
30:50No chance.
30:51Come on, folks.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:54Oh, my God.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:57Oh, my God.
31:00Oh, my God.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:04Oh, my God.
31:14well
31:18what
31:19what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show
31:32so yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick
31:43oh fuck you, you are unbelievable
31:44you suck my dick
32:00maybe yes, nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees
32:16on this filthy bathroom floor
32:17and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees
32:27on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what?
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:54watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
33:01and then
33:01when I've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe
33:09maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh
33:19I read the New Yorker now
33:22really?
33:24no
33:24the New Yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:32so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck to me
34:22let's go
34:24let's go
34:26let's go
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
35:51You're such an asshole.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show for me i want to watch you what it's my special day hollander i want to
36:43watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least no no no vodka is for after it's
36:53your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need
38:12what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:26you
39:35It's a intense day.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia, for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to
40:06it's
40:08it's home
40:09yeah
40:10but
40:12I don't know
40:13is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18I don't know
40:21do you
40:22do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one I think
40:40I need to sleep
40:43oh
40:45yeah
40:45me too I should
40:55so I'm off
40:59goodbye Hollander
41:00I don't know
41:02I don't know
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