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00:00:00The End
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00:00:15The End
00:00:16Winston, hurry!
00:00:17This is all your fault.
00:00:20Winston, wait a minute.
00:00:22Please.
00:00:23I die because of you!
00:00:26Enid!
00:00:28Enid's fine, dear.
00:00:30It's you I'm worried about.
00:00:34Mother.
00:00:35When it comes to your ability,
00:00:37I asked you to be honest with me.
00:00:39I know what those tears mean.
00:00:42It's psychic exhaustion.
00:00:44That's what happens when you abuse your gift.
00:00:47I've harnessed it.
00:00:49You sound just like your aunt.
00:00:52How do I get the tears to go away?
00:00:54Well,
00:00:55You can start by giving me Goody's book of spells.
00:00:59Don't be upset with him.
00:01:00He was worried sick.
00:01:03As was I.
00:01:06Goody was my spirit guide.
00:01:08That book belongs to me.
00:01:09This isn't something you can control.
00:01:12You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.
00:01:15They will appear when the time is right.
00:01:16I don't have that time.
00:01:19Not after tonight.
00:01:21You never believe the rules apply to you.
00:01:24And I applaud that.
00:01:26But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.
00:01:29And you can't expect me to bend to yours.
00:01:31You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up all these roadblocks.
00:01:35I'm not your enemy.
00:01:37I am your mother.
00:01:38Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.
00:01:41It's a gift to be respected.
00:01:44I liked you better when you were a crystal ball away.
00:01:47Well, one day I won't be here anymore.
00:01:50And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.
00:01:58You were supposed to help me protect her.
00:02:02Most of all for myself.
00:02:12Kelpin's warning.
00:02:14Xavier's painting.
00:02:15And my vision of Enid's death.
00:02:19They all have a certain one-eyed black-winged bird in common.
00:02:25Lurch?
00:02:27You need to make a stop.
00:02:33You too.
00:03:01Kelpin.
00:03:14How can it be breaking when entering if everything is already broken?
00:03:21Galvin?
00:03:23I know you're lurking somewhere in the suburban squalor.
00:03:32I don't have time for one of your drunken stupors.
00:03:34I need you to tell me about your case.
00:04:21I don't have time for one of your drunken stupors.
00:04:28Murdered by a murder of crows.
00:04:31What a perfectly ironic death wasted on the least ironic man I ever met.
00:04:36Let's see if he can finally offer some useful investigative insight.
00:04:40It's my only clue to saving Enid.
00:04:50I'm not saying anything.
00:05:00My ability.
00:05:02It's not working.
00:05:11Freeze!
00:05:14Wednesday Addams, you're under arrest.
00:05:28What were you doing at Galvin's house?
00:05:30He asked me to stop by.
00:05:31In the middle of the night.
00:05:33What were you doing there, Sheriff?
00:05:36Turns out, the last person to have his eyes pecked out called Galvin right before he died.
00:05:43You remember him?
00:05:44Carl Bradbury?
00:05:45I wanted to know what they had discussed, but Galvin wasn't answering his cell.
00:05:49A phone that has since vanished.
00:05:52There was no trace when we searched Galvin's house.
00:05:55You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
00:05:57I didn't take his phone.
00:05:59And why are you questioning me?
00:06:01Galvin's son, Tyler, is a psychopath who hates his father.
00:06:06Who's to say he didn't orchestrate this whole thing?
00:06:09Tyler's safely locked away at Willow Hill.
00:06:11And you were at both crime scenes.
00:06:13What aren't you telling me, Miss Addams?
00:06:15The volume is no doubt.
00:06:17You could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes, and she still wouldn't tell you her secrets.
00:06:23Trust me, I've tried.
00:06:25I'm allowed to question your daughter, Mr. Addams?
00:06:28You can sit back there, quietly.
00:06:32I'm also her lawyer.
00:06:35And I don't do anything quietly.
00:06:37If you wish to speak to my client again, you'll need a court order.
00:06:45Have a good night.
00:06:51I was six in my nightcap when the urge burst in.
00:06:55Almost choked on my olives.
00:06:57I've never seen the old boy so agitated.
00:07:00And mother?
00:07:03Oh, this stays between us.
00:07:07To Galpin.
00:07:13Why were you at his house?
00:07:15Are you asking as my lawyer or as my father?
00:07:18I can recognize when a fellow carplay is keeping some aces up their sleeves.
00:07:22I respect that.
00:07:23But bluffing only gets you so far.
00:07:27I saw Galpin yesterday.
00:07:30He was working on a case, asked for my help.
00:07:32You get your reckless curiosity from me.
00:07:35That's why your mother's so worried about you.
00:07:37You need to pack her trunks and take her back home.
00:07:39I'm afraid her mind is made up.
00:07:42She's staying.
00:07:43Trust me.
00:07:44That casket is closed.
00:07:51What happened to Aunt Ophelia?
00:07:58That, my little poison pen, is not my story to tell.
00:08:20You weren't there at lights out last night.
00:08:23Don't worry.
00:08:24I didn't tell Ajax.
00:08:25What were you doing in the Hummer's shed?
00:08:27Please tell me you weren't eating my bees like your creepy uncle.
00:08:31I know you and I aren't exactly friends, but can you keep a secret?
00:08:37I swear, if even one of my bees is missing, I'm telling when...
00:08:54What is that?
00:08:55The coolest thing ever?
00:08:58Now we have a pet and a best friend.
00:09:00Watch this.
00:09:01It gets cooler.
00:09:03Remember that story Ajax told us our first night here?
00:09:06It's all true.
00:09:09I jump-started his clock, Rick Hart, and brought him back to life.
00:09:13This really is the boy from the sculpture.
00:09:16He's not an urban legend.
00:09:18He was one of us.
00:09:19Which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever.
00:09:23I don't think that's a very safe idea.
00:09:26Or a sanitary one.
00:09:28We need to tell someone before he eats us.
00:09:30He won't.
00:09:31Besides, he's got no brain.
00:09:34Which means he's as harmless as a slut.
00:09:38He is hungry, though.
00:09:40What about honey?
00:09:41It's nature's perfect food.
00:09:43Uh, antioxidant?
00:09:44Antibacterial?
00:09:45Low glycemic index?
00:09:56See?
00:09:57He likes it.
00:10:06I think I'm gonna call him Slurp.
00:10:13I don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately.
00:10:16There must be an answer in Goody's book.
00:10:21In my last vision, Enid dies and it's all my fault.
00:10:26Somehow it's connected to those birds.
00:10:29No one else can know about this.
00:10:31Especially Enid.
00:10:33She's far too fragile to face her own impending doom.
00:10:45Enid?
00:10:49Enid?
00:10:55Enid!
00:10:57Thing?
00:10:58Get help.
00:11:08Blood and orange jam.
00:11:10My favorite.
00:11:11Got ya!
00:11:12Happy prank day!
00:11:14Prank day?
00:11:15It's an annual Nevermore tradition.
00:11:17You wouldn't arrive last year when we did it.
00:11:20Oh, the look on your face when you thought I was dead.
00:11:23That was priceless.
00:11:24I'll carry that memory to my grave.
00:11:26You might end up there sooner than you think.
00:11:29I was just getting you back for that fake eyeball you left on my pillow.
00:11:32What fake eyeball?
00:11:38I'd recognize this judgmental, beady, blue-eyed stare anywhere.
00:11:43Ugh.
00:11:44It's so real-looking.
00:11:46Where'd you get it?
00:11:48A little birdie must have dropped it off.
00:11:51Are we gonna talk about what happened last night?
00:11:53At the pyre?
00:11:55You really freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears.
00:11:58I'm fine.
00:11:59If you were really fine, Lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there.
00:12:02For someone who hates being the center of attention, you have a weird habit of attracting it.
00:12:06I'd rather attract leprosy.
00:12:09I know that being popular goes against everything Wednesday core,
00:12:12but for the rest of us who also helped save the school, it is a nice silver lining.
00:12:17Then consider me your dark cloud.
00:12:19Always.
00:12:30Um, I think your stalker's back and they somehow have my cell number.
00:12:35Call that number back.
00:12:42Hey, it's Donovan Galpin.
00:12:44Leave it at the beep.
00:12:45Why is Galpin stalking you on my phone?
00:12:48And why were you at his house?
00:12:49This isn't Galpin.
00:12:50He was murdered last night.
00:12:51This must be his killer.
00:12:52What?
00:12:53Are you pranking me now?
00:12:57I cannot believe it's only day two of the school year and you've already involved yourself in some grisly murder
00:13:01case.
00:13:03Maybe you're cursed.
00:13:04I feel really bad about Galpin, but honestly, I didn't even know him that well,
00:13:07so if you could try and leave me out of this, that would be great.
00:13:10This is my fun and freedom era.
00:13:12I've sworn off all dead bodies this semester.
00:13:14Well, this is why you should stay in the dorm with Thing until I figure this out.
00:13:19You're the one being stalked by a killer.
00:13:21I have sharp teeth and claws, remember?
00:13:23Also, I have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon.
00:13:26You're learning to drive?
00:13:27Not all of us have chauffeurs.
00:13:46Stay here.
00:13:46Study Goody's book.
00:13:48Look for anything about regaining abilities.
00:14:14Hey!
00:14:15It's a good thing!
00:14:31you know the best medicine for a broken heart I pranked at revenge courtesy of my very own
00:14:38flying bloodsuckers Sumatran tiger fleas
00:15:07hey thanks guys hey and uh happy prank day
00:15:36look at that all up isn't it glorious
00:15:41unadulterated outcast spirit makes my soul sing
00:15:49first year someone put meals in my dog
00:16:08oh I must say miss Adams you certainly know how to play to a crowd burning the portrait
00:16:15totally caught me off guard I assumed you'd be humiliated are you kidding
00:16:19me I loved it acts of defiance are what make us outcasts right dr. roloff one quick question
00:16:27before you go are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds
00:16:31you mean an avian why do you ask I'm working on a project about underrepresented outcasts
00:16:39we haven't had an avian in Rome for at least 10 years
00:16:50well have fun
00:17:04I love what you've done with the place thank you
00:17:07where did you find those from an expedition Gomez's uncle Vasco led in the Peruvian rainforest
00:17:14that's uncle Vasco on the left nothing like family to make a house feel like a home
00:17:23thank you Lurch
00:17:26Principal Dort was so excited you accepted the gala chair he wanted me to bring these straight over
00:17:31it's a list of potential donors
00:17:36needless to say my daughter is not happy that I'm staying
00:17:39well is one say ever happy about anything
00:17:44she's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her
00:17:47you and your mother aren't close
00:17:51we spent time together this summer
00:17:55digging out from under all her decisions
00:17:59hmm perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together
00:18:03I understand that need to prove yourself
00:18:07especially with a complicated mother
00:18:10I've always admired your mom
00:18:13how she built front mortuaries into one of the most successful outcast owned businesses in the country
00:18:19I'd love to do something like that
00:18:22mama was always better with the dead than she was the living
00:18:24well I think Principal Dort was hoping you would reach out to her for a large donation
00:18:32oh the last poor soul who asked mama for a donation died of fright
00:18:38she sent him home in a casket along with a bill
00:18:42cookie
00:18:46I shouldn't
00:18:57he's still here
00:18:58I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh
00:19:00with the after effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us that's making me nauseous
00:19:05all this excitement it's making me hungry
00:19:07what is that?
00:19:09this tree meat sandwich
00:19:10from the cafeteria?
00:19:11nobody ever actually eats those
00:19:13the meat's made from roundup chicken brains and pig butts
00:19:17I think it's tasty
00:19:19it reminds me of my uncle fester's remaining goulash
00:19:22said he makes it with real ghouls
00:19:24he likes it too
00:19:26good slur
00:19:27no surprise
00:19:28that stuff's not made for the living
00:19:32we're gonna be late for class
00:19:35don't worry boy
00:19:36after dinner
00:19:37we'll come back with a whole backpack of mystery meat
00:20:07watching it
00:20:08I need to question Tyler about his father.
00:20:11I'm gonna go visit the hide in his backwater bell jar.
00:20:16You haven't seen me. Got it?
00:20:28Got a ride.
00:20:29Just a sec. Forgot something.
00:20:31They're not gonna let me drive without it.
00:20:37Thing, I'm running late.
00:20:39Have you seen my driver's consent form?
00:20:41Oh, I swear I left it right here.
00:20:48This is Adams. Hi.
00:20:50Uh, Wednesday's not here.
00:20:52That's all right, dear.
00:20:54I'm sure Thing can help me find what I'm looking for.
00:21:05Goody's book. Pass it over.
00:21:23Enid Sinclair.
00:21:28All right, get in.
00:21:41Uh...
00:21:41Seat belt.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:46Here at Third Wheel Driving, we respect the vehicle, the other drivers, and the road.
00:21:52Do you have any previous driving experience? Video games don't count.
00:22:01Catch it, tuts!
00:22:06My uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands.
00:22:10Sure.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face.
00:22:17You're gonna put your hands at ten and two.
00:22:24Mm-hmm.
00:22:25Now with your right hand, shift into drive.
00:22:28Yep, take your time.
00:22:30You're a newbie.
00:22:31Nerves are perfectly normal.
00:22:33Always remember, caution is your friend.
00:22:42We also respect the speed limit.
00:22:48I'm the captain of this ship, young lady.
00:22:50You're ready.
00:22:51He he he he.
00:22:52Shhh.
00:22:55He he he.
00:22:56He he he.
00:22:59He he he.
00:23:02This school gets weirder every year.
00:23:07He he he.
00:23:09He he he he.
00:23:18He he he.
00:23:18He he he.
00:23:20He he he.
00:23:27She has had Goody's Spellbook all summer, and you never thought to bring it to my attention.
00:23:33Gomez and I sent you here to make sure that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts.
00:23:38Where is your loyalty to us?
00:23:42Of course you are a member of this family.
00:23:45Just because I'm cross with you doesn't diminish that.
00:23:48Stop treating you like a servant.
00:23:51When have we ever done that?
00:23:58Ding, dim the lights.
00:24:01Ding, tap me off, oh boy. Don't be stingy this time.
00:24:07Little more.
00:24:08Little more.
00:24:11Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. What are you doing?
00:24:15Hold still, boy.
00:24:17Ooh.
00:24:20Sorry, old boy.
00:24:24I admit, perhaps there may have been times when we overstepped.
00:24:31I'm so sorry we depend on your steady hand so much.
00:24:36Don't take my poor relationship with Wednesday out on you.
00:24:41It's not poor.
00:24:44It's not poor.
00:24:45It's fraught.
00:25:04I look forward to our next lesson.
00:25:06I look forward to our next lesson.
00:25:09I look forward to our next lesson.
00:25:15I'm here to see Tyler Galpin.
00:25:18Hey, Ross, check it out.
00:25:20I've got one of those weirdo fangirls who's got the hots for the hide.
00:25:25Quit wasting our time and find something else to obsess over.
00:25:28You know, like boy bands.
00:25:30Or puppies.
00:25:31Call your supervisors and tell them Wednesday Adams is here.
00:25:35It's Adams with two Ds.
00:25:37Like padded room.
00:25:50Jelly Bean?
00:25:55I'm impressed.
00:25:56As a stickler for proper form etiquette, you have left no box unchecked.
00:26:01This isn't my first time with Criminally Insane.
00:26:04When can I see Tyler?
00:26:05Hold those pigtails.
00:26:07Dr. Fairburn will need to make that call.
00:26:09Is that Tyler's handler?
00:26:11Handler?
00:26:13We're not a zoo.
00:26:14You're right.
00:26:15Zoos don't pretend that animals can change their nature with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails.
00:26:20Dr. Fairburn is the chief psychiatrist and a pioneer in the field of outcast mental health.
00:26:28I have her book here somewhere.
00:26:33Her book?
00:26:36Unlocking the outcast mind.
00:26:38It's required reading in medical schools around the country.
00:26:42She even inscribed it.
00:26:45Is Dr. Fairburn an outcast?
00:26:48No.
00:26:49Why does that matter?
00:26:51It's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism.
00:26:53I've always been skeptical of psychiatrists.
00:26:56Me too.
00:27:02Hello, Wednesday.
00:27:04I'm Dr. Fairburn.
00:27:07Tyler has spoken of you often.
00:27:10I hope my name leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
00:27:14Thank you, Judy.
00:27:16Walk with me.
00:27:25Why do you want to see Tyler?
00:27:27To parent my former psychiatrist.
00:27:29Tyler gutted like a freshly caught trout.
00:27:32I need closure.
00:27:34I granted your request with the court weeks ago, so I knew you'd show your face sooner or later.
00:27:40I'm guessing you chose today because of Donovan Galpin's murder.
00:27:45Has Tyler heard the news?
00:27:47Tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient.
00:27:52Of course, I've never dealt with a hide before, so this is uncharted territory.
00:27:56What about Marilyn Bornhell?
00:27:58She still denies that she's Tyler's master.
00:28:01She's being held in a different facility.
00:28:03I'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated, the weaker their bond becomes.
00:28:09Then I surmise the only reason you and I are speaking is because you need my help.
00:28:13My traditional care methods aren't yielding results, so I think it's time to be unorthodox.
00:28:19Well, you know what they say.
00:28:21If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.
00:28:26This way.
00:28:39You could be the psychological shock Tyler needs to initiate his rehabilitation.
00:28:44If the side of me brings in many modicum of pain, count me in.
00:29:00Now, you'll be perfectly safe, but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way, push the red button on
00:29:07the wall.
00:29:08I'll be watching everything on the monitor.
00:29:11Keep a close watch, please.
00:29:26Keep going.
00:29:28Keep going.
00:29:29Keep going.
00:29:44Keep going.
00:29:45Keep going.
00:29:47So...
00:29:48what do you think of the place?
00:29:54it was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf
00:29:58won a full moon killing spree the summer of 92
00:30:03ironic considering you were thrashed by a werewolf
00:30:06it was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here
00:30:11i knew you couldn't resist seeing me again
00:30:13is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself sitting here in solitude
00:30:17the only person lying themselves is to you winstay
00:30:20you sensed the monster and me you fell in love with it
00:30:26there are two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together
00:30:30the only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner
00:30:33you act like you're the smartest person in the room
00:30:36but you're not
00:30:38then how come i ended up on this side of the bars
00:30:40because you got lucky
00:30:52your father is dead
00:30:56he was murdered last night
00:31:03how was he killed
00:31:04gruesomely
00:31:06another victim died the same way
00:31:08your father's old partner
00:31:10cloud bradbury
00:31:11two murders in two days
00:31:14both connected to your family
00:31:18you got me wednesday
00:31:20i'm a criminal mastermind pulling the streams from in here
00:31:24who else would want him dead
00:31:27you looking for my help
00:31:30i'm flattered
00:31:31but it's gonna be so much more fun
00:31:33watching you grope around in the dark
00:31:38say hi to enid for me
00:31:42tell her i'm gonna kill her the next time i see her
00:31:45make her pay for sticking her snout in my business
00:31:49i want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life
00:31:54you're right
00:31:59i couldn't resist seeing you
00:32:01witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin
00:32:06thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette
00:32:08not just because she saw some hide hibernating inside of you
00:32:11but because she saw the real you
00:32:13an expendable nobody
00:32:16a feeble-minded schoolyard bully
00:32:17with nothing to offer to the world
00:32:19except for subpar barista skills
00:32:22your fleeting moment of notoriety
00:32:24will fade quicker than your generic looks
00:32:26and thinking of you running away in the cell
00:32:28in anonymous mediocrity
00:32:29that
00:32:31is the best revenge
00:32:40i don't need to visit again
00:32:43i already take up enough space in your twisted head
00:33:10the human brain is the hungriest organ in the body
00:33:15consuming twenty percent
00:33:18who did that
00:33:21go on
00:33:23speak up
00:33:30listen up people
00:33:33unless the perpetrator of you
00:33:36we've got a problem
00:33:38you'll all be spending the rest
00:33:39of a semester in detention
00:33:42i won't see you too
00:33:47what?
00:33:48your pet zombie slurp?
00:33:51he's escaped
00:33:57so uh you didn't have your driving lesson?
00:33:59nope
00:34:00he was a no-show
00:34:01nope
00:34:12he was a no-show
00:34:13so
00:34:13want to study for orloff's synodomy patch?
00:34:16maybe i haven't enjoyed it
00:34:17yeah
00:34:19you have a really hard drink
00:34:21isn't it?
00:34:26how'd that get in here?
00:34:31it's for thing
00:34:36thing?
00:34:41thing?
00:34:42have you been drinking?
00:34:45how's that even?
00:34:46you know what?
00:34:47it doesn't matter
00:34:47could you just give us a second?
00:34:50thank you
00:34:51hey
00:34:52you've got a package
00:34:53but
00:34:54i don't know if maybe it's for print day
00:34:56or maybe it's from Wednesday stalker
00:35:04it's your mugshot from the normal illinois police department
00:35:07there's a town called normal?
00:35:09who's fernando fingertips?
00:35:12your first alias?
00:35:13yeah it is very catchy
00:35:19found this while cleaning out an old safe house
00:35:22happy birthday to my buddy from another body
00:35:25snickers and wet willies your partner in crime fester
00:35:29thing?
00:35:30is it your birthday?
00:35:32no Wednesday didn't tell me
00:35:34did the entire adams family forget it was your birthday?
00:35:38i'm really sorry
00:35:40you know what?
00:35:41you are an honorary member of the wolf pack
00:35:43why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?
00:35:47bruno?
00:35:48oh my god oh my god
00:35:49what happened are you-
00:36:09yes?
00:36:15you have an update on mrs adams?
00:36:17i gave her the donor list
00:36:19she's going through the names
00:36:21and we'll meet again at the end of the week to discuss a strategy
00:36:24and you drew her attention to numero uno on that list?
00:36:28unfortunately she and her mother are estranged
00:36:32how estranged?
00:36:34she refuses to call her
00:36:38Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign
00:36:42she is the fifty foot shark that will signal the other big fish that nevermore is worth preserving
00:36:49then why don't you have that conversation with mrs adams?
00:36:52because you can be so much more persuasive
00:36:57you're not seriously asking me to siren song her?
00:37:00of course not
00:37:01i'm ordering you
00:37:07you will never try and coerce me again
00:37:16nice try mrs barclay
00:37:19yeah
00:37:22little souvenir i picked up in a dinky antique shop in the florida keys
00:37:26it's beautiful isn't it?
00:37:29oh and this here is made up of itty bitty pieces of corinthian coral
00:37:32making me impervious to your siren song
00:37:35i keep it on me at all times
00:37:40you see the key to winning
00:37:42in both golf and life
00:37:44is keeping your eye on the ball
00:37:46so let me help you focus
00:37:48we both know that i hold your future in my hand
00:37:51i could either lift you up
00:37:53or crush you
00:37:55understood?
00:38:00now use your gift
00:38:02and get morticia adams and her beloved mother on our side
00:38:23thing?
00:38:28wait where's enid?
00:38:37do i have your attention now?
00:38:39who are you and where's enid?
00:38:42the game has just begun
00:38:43you have 30 minutes to fight your werewolf friend
00:38:45or i put her down
00:38:47involve anyone else and game over
00:38:49i'm watching
00:38:51tick tock miss adams
00:39:25bruno
00:39:28bruno? bruno?
00:39:30bruno?
00:39:31are you okay?
00:39:33enid?
00:39:35where are we?
00:39:36bruno?
00:39:46bruno?
00:39:48bruno?
00:39:48bruno?
00:39:50bruno?
00:39:57Who would do this to us?
00:40:03Okay, Ajax.
00:40:06Great prank.
00:40:08Now let us go.
00:40:10Ajax?
00:40:21I don't think this is a prank.
00:40:29Wednesday?
00:40:30What are you doing out here?
00:40:32I'm looking for my roommate.
00:40:33That's a coincidence.
00:40:34I've been looking for you.
00:40:36I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.
00:40:39I'd like you to play cello.
00:40:40I don't have time for this right now.
00:40:42And besides, when you heard me play,
00:40:44you were hardly complimentary.
00:40:46Oh, come on.
00:40:47All I was saying was,
00:40:48if you want to be great,
00:40:49let the music control you.
00:40:53Otherwise, you'll just be playing the notes.
00:40:58Mechanical.
00:41:00Rehearsal, 3 p.m. Friday.
00:41:02I hope to see you there.
00:41:09These aren't letters.
00:41:11They're notes.
00:41:22The heart is an organ.
00:41:24Organ.
00:41:27Organ.
00:41:28Organ.
00:41:36D-E-A-D.
00:41:47I'll try them together.
00:41:55Let's go.
00:42:13If only there was a full moon on tonight,
00:42:15we'd be out of here in no time.
00:42:18I'm really sorry, Bruno.
00:42:21This isn't your fault.
00:42:22I mean, it kind of is.
00:42:24Whatever's going on here is clearly connected to my roommate.
00:42:27She's like this dark north star for psycho killers.
00:42:31Why are you friends with her?
00:42:35Because even though Wednesday is literally the tunnel
00:42:37at the end of my light,
00:42:40I can imagine my life without her in it.
00:42:45I think it's cool how you're a ride or die.
00:42:48Emphasis on die at the moment.
00:42:52I wish I had someone like that.
00:43:01We have to find a way to get out of here.
00:43:05We can't break these chains,
00:43:06but maybe we could wriggle out of them
00:43:07if we find the right angle.
00:43:11Don't leave me, John.
00:43:13Get your feet around.
00:43:14Sorry.
00:43:20I thought you put new batteries in this thing.
00:43:24Does this look fully power to you?
00:44:04This is Iago Tower.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:13Sorry.
00:44:14Just get your shoulder.
00:44:15No.
00:44:22Hey.
00:44:24Hey.
00:44:25That didn't work.
00:44:33Are you okay?
00:44:34I'm fine.
00:44:35This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous.
00:44:38It's just wolf whimpers.
00:44:41Lupin-Light-Ploomies usually suffer from it.
00:44:46I was the last of my family to wolf out.
00:44:50No way.
00:44:52Me too.
00:44:53I have the nervous coughing too.
00:44:56Have you tried box breathing?
00:44:58No.
00:45:01Four counts in.
00:45:04Four holding.
00:45:07Four out.
00:45:17Four out.
00:45:21Four out.
00:45:26Four out.
00:45:27Four out.
00:45:29Nine.
00:45:30One out.
00:45:38Enid!
00:45:39Wait, Zing!
00:45:40Thank God! You need to get us out of this!
00:45:43Zing, pick their locks.
00:45:50Zing, get out!
00:45:54Zing, you okay?
00:45:55You okay?
00:45:59You're all done, Enid.
00:46:06Who is it?
00:46:08Where are you going?
00:46:26What don't you see?
00:46:30Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:46:36Poe, Dante.
00:46:38Shelley, Dickens.
00:46:40We're there! You need to hurry!
00:46:43Each stack is the collected work of the famous author.
00:46:51Proust, Tolstoy.
00:46:54The answer must be a book that's missing.
00:46:57I swear, if I'd survive this, I'm demaning, it's quasi!
00:47:02Wells...
00:47:02The Babysitter's Club.
00:47:03Oh, how many are that one?
00:47:06131.
00:47:06Damn it, that's all of them.
00:47:08Unless you're counting the graphic novels or movie novels.
00:47:10Enough, Enid.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:14But what you don't see...
00:47:17Of course, The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells.
00:47:24Poe, Dante, come!
00:47:31No!
00:47:34No!
00:47:35No!
00:47:38No!
00:47:39No!
00:47:39No!
00:47:40No!
00:47:41No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:43Poe, Dante!
00:47:58Who's there?
00:48:08Happy prank day, Wednesday.
00:48:10they my crazed stalker is an invisible 13 year old we haven't been properly introduced
00:48:22my magnus de mule your number one super fan you don't seriously expect me to believe that you
00:48:29pulled off this elaborate prank solo i had a little help from some da vincis after i blackmailed
00:48:35them with incriminating snapchat pics pics being invisible i just asked myself w w w d what would
00:48:46wednesday do that's my line you little psycho i knew that if i came up with the most twisted game
00:48:52i'd get
00:48:52your attention i hope it's lived up to your exacting standards admit it you're a little impressed i can't
00:49:01believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini me why don't i return the favor park your
00:49:08claws rainbow barbie besides i got you some alone time with a pack hottie you're welcome you almost
00:49:16burned my novel at the founder's pyre oh that was just an appetizer this was the main course
00:49:23then why kill galpin and place his eyeball on enid's cushion that eyeball was real i didn't kill galpin
00:49:30i wanted to become your friend not your next murder case took this as a souvenir
00:49:40i already scrolled through his texts and his emails so if you didn't kill him then who did
00:49:48i can help you find out
00:49:56only wednesday adams would have multiple stalkers room for one more wannabes take the stairs
00:50:24bianca what a surprise please come on in
00:50:30did you forget something dear actually i did
00:50:37you must contact your mother invite her to the gala
00:50:40and secure a large donation she is your highest priority
00:50:50yes that's it mama i should call her
00:50:59you'll have no memory i was here mrs adams
00:51:08good night
00:51:32i forgot your birthday and that's inexcusable
00:51:36i hope this makes up for my memory lapse
00:51:42it's an antique thumbscrew napoleonic era designed by anatole de blair
00:51:47francis was notorious torturer i'm willing to be your first victim
00:52:01i'm concerned about enid too unmasking my flame-haired stalker was an unwelcome distraction
00:52:09if i'm able to regain my psychic ability i think i'll be able to save enid and figure out who
00:52:13killed
00:52:14galpin and bradbury let's take another look at goody's book did you find any answers in there
00:52:24where is it
00:52:29my mother took my book
00:52:34is
00:52:39who
00:52:40who
00:53:11This is Gabe Packard.
00:53:13I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:53:16Even Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.
00:54:06I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:54:10I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:54:40I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:55:10I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:55:40I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:56:10I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
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