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01:00Do you remember on my thirteenth birthday when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver?
01:03You sliced right through that man's carotid.
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04:35When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover,
04:38I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
04:41Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
04:44Is this why you snuck out last night?
04:47Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue
04:49to copy the files of the monster's victims.
04:51Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement,
04:55and I don't even know where to begin.
04:56I need to get inside its head.
04:58Discover any patterns or anomalies.
05:00I've already made a big discovery.
05:03Turns out, all of the monster's victims
05:05have had body parts surgically removed.
05:08The first one a kidney.
05:10The second one a finger.
05:11Once I... I don't really feel like...
05:12The third one a gallbladder.
05:14And the bearded man from the meeting house.
05:16Two toes.
05:17Do you understand what this means?
05:18His murders aren't mindless.
05:20He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer.
05:22It's quite impressive, actually.
05:29Fetch your smelling salts.
05:31Again.
05:39Fetch your smelling salts.
05:42Turned to sexual trickery or deception.
05:50I tweaked my back fencing.
05:52The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect,
05:57luring the males in.
05:59Now, once the plant is pollinated,
06:02what do the male insects get in exchange?
06:05Nada.
06:05Just like all the guys at the Raven.
06:09Okay, okay.
06:10I know you're all excited about Saturday,
06:12which is why I haven't assigned any homework.
06:14But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
06:18Anyone interested, come and see me.
06:20Up here.
06:21What, you're not going to volunteer?
06:23Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch?
06:26There's even a DJ.
06:28MC Bloodsuckers.
06:29I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
06:33I'd probably do that anyway.
06:35Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.
06:57We need to do this.
06:59Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing.
07:03He's hiding something.
07:29I suppose every artist needs a muse.
07:37Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.
07:46I mean...
07:48I mean...
07:51Wednesday.
07:54Xavier.
07:55Hello.
07:57What are you doing?
07:58Nothing.
07:59I just saw you come out this way.
08:02What is this place?
08:03It's kind of my private art studio.
08:08I cleared it out and fixed it up, so Williams let me use it.
08:10How very entrepreneurial.
08:11I would love to see inside.
08:13Why don't you give me a tour?
08:16Not right now.
08:17It's a total mess.
08:18I started a crime scene photographer last summer.
08:21I'm not easily phased.
08:23Maybe another time.
08:24Why were you looking for me?
08:26I wanted to go over Miss Thornhill's homework assignment.
08:31She didn't give us homework.
08:33Remember?
08:36Why are you really out here?
08:39Is this about a certain dance that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes?
08:43Perhaps?
08:45I'm all ears.
08:48Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity.
08:52If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer,
08:57how could I refuse?
08:59Are you really going to make me ask?
09:00Oh, absolutely.
09:11Would you?
09:17Would you possibly consider going to the Raven Dance with a certain...
09:28Would you go to the dance with me?
09:32Yes, Wednesday.
09:33I would love to go to the dance with you.
09:35I thought you'd never ask.
09:38Neither did I.
09:42Oh, my God!
09:43Wednesday Addams is going to the Raven.
09:45My whole world is tilted.
09:47You know what you need now?
09:48A bullet to the head.
09:49A dress.
09:50I already have one.
09:51Not the one you showed up here in.
09:54That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
09:57Thing, back me up here.
10:00You need something that screams, first date, stand back, bitches, I have arrived.
10:05And I know just the place.
10:09What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
10:13Our first roomie shopping spree?
10:16The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme, but that's not going to fly with us.
10:22Well, I have more pressing business than to worry about a stupid dress for a dance I don't even want
10:25to attend.
10:27But I thought we were bonding.
10:30I feel I will only slow you down.
10:32You're a gazelle.
10:33I'm a wounded fawn.
10:35Come and lose and go run with the pack.
10:38Are you sure?
10:50I'm going to seek help, and I'm not stopping.
11:01Hi, Wednesday.
11:04That dress will certainly turn some heads.
11:07Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?
11:10Those are souvenirs for my travels.
11:12It's how I step outside of my comfort zone.
11:15Speaking of which, are you going to the Raven this weekend?
11:18I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?
11:22I look forward to talking all about it at our next session.
11:34We both know that there is a monster out there.
11:36If we're going to stop it, I think it's time we both put our differences aside and began to work
11:40together.
11:41And this is your stake for me to deal you in?
11:49I'm sorry you've got to do better than that.
11:51But you've got some nice detail, though.
11:53I didn't try it.
11:54Well, I need to know who did.
11:55Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.
11:58Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a high school kid?
12:03Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.
12:05Don't you want some eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
12:08Listen, Velma.
12:10Why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave the investigating to the professionals?
12:15What?
12:16Mayor Walker is on line, too.
12:18Looking for an update.
12:20Hey, Adams.
12:22Let me see that sketch again.
12:29The person who drew this, ain't your suspect?
12:35When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk.
12:40Yes, Mayor.
12:41Everything's going splendid.
12:47It's very horrible.
12:48It's actually cursing.
12:55Is it okay if I talk to Enid?
13:01Don't worry.
13:02I can handle him.
13:07Thanks.
13:09I'm...
13:10Lucas Walker.
13:11Mayor's son.
13:11Recently split from Jericho High's cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers.
13:14Kubernetes who really needs to rethink your spray tan.
13:17It's kind of scary.
13:19Ivan is for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok.
13:22Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt.
13:24Twice.
13:26Wednesday Adams is your roommate?
13:28Sure is.
13:29I know this isn't a random encounter.
13:32So why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker?
13:34You must want something.
13:36I got a friend who works at Hot Couture.
13:38She overheard you on the hunt for a date to the raven.
13:41Maybe we can help each other out.
13:49Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.
13:51Nothing I can't handle.
13:53Your father is in particularly frustrating form today.
13:56Avoid.
13:57Yeah, welcome to my world.
13:59You guys had the raven coming up this weekend, right?
14:02It was all the buzz at the weather vane today.
14:04I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.
14:08So you're not going?
14:12Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.
14:16Sure, that happens, I guess.
14:19So who is it?
14:22Xavier.
14:25Got it.
14:27Hope you two have fun.
14:29I'm not sure why you're becoming upset.
14:31Yeah, that's kind of the problem.
14:32I mean, you call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.
14:36It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional morse code.
14:39Then let me spell it out.
14:42I thought we liked each other.
14:44But then you pull something like this and I have no idea where I stand.
14:48I mean, am I in the more than friend zone or just a pawn in some game you're playing?
14:54I'm just dealing with a lot right now.
14:56I need to prioritize.
15:02Thanks for clearing that up.
15:05I guess give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.
15:14Not one word.
15:32You know, but don't let me keep this in our dorm.
15:35No worries.
15:36Mi comena es su comena.
15:39I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.
15:44You've heard about it before?
15:45Rumors.
15:46Mr. Fitz banned me from bug hunting until further notice.
15:50Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie.
15:53Didn't match their hibernation schedule.
15:56Speaking of monsters with sharp claws,
15:59could you get this to your roomie?
16:01Putting a good word for me?
16:02I hear she's still son's date for the raven.
16:05Eugene.
16:06I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
16:10I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally sees me.
16:14And if she never does?
16:16She will.
16:17I'm playing the long game.
16:19My mom say people appreciate me when I'm older.
16:21I know they're probably just trying to make me feel better, but...
16:24Listen, people like me and you, we're different.
16:26We're original thinkers.
16:27Intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.
16:30We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
16:34So, you're not going to the raven either?
16:39Actually, I am.
16:41What's Xavier?
16:43I see.
16:44It's not like I like Xavier.
16:47I just have ulterior motives.
16:49Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead right now to try and stop this thing.
16:57That circle.
16:58I think I know where that is.
17:00Show me.
17:05It's definitely a match.
17:06What were you doing out here?
17:08Collecting specimens.
17:09This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
17:13You think it's in there?
17:15Only one way to find out.
17:23Not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.
17:26I'm claustrophobic.
17:28If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
17:31there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
17:48This is definitely its lair.
17:51Are those human?
17:55No, I think it's got a taste for venison.
18:03Check this out.
18:17Yahtzee.
18:21What is that?
18:22Concrete proof.
18:35All right.
18:36I won't be long.
18:38Just need to find something to match against the claws to you.
18:43Get weak.
18:55Don't park.
19:01Don't go.
19:11Don't put you on the toilet seat.
19:19What the hell are you doing?
19:21How do you know what the monster looks like?
19:24Or are these all just self-portraits?
19:26Oh, what? You think it's me?
19:28I saved your life.
19:29So did the monster.
19:30Or is that you the night Rowan was killed?
19:32You are so out of line right now.
19:33I'm just trying to uncover the truth.
19:35And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
19:40Yeah.
19:42This creature's been haunting my dreams for the past couple weeks.
19:45I try to block it out, but I can't.
19:47So I just come in here and paint it.
19:50When I was painting this one,
19:51the claws reached out of the canvas and took a swipe at me.
19:54And that's how I got these scratches.
19:56I thought you were able to control your ability.
19:59Not when it comes to this thing.
20:00Maybe it's just your guilty conscience.
20:02Okay, I told you I'm not the monster, okay?
20:08So you just happened to draw pictures of it?
20:10Down to the location of its layer in the woods?
20:13Those are some pretty vivid dreams.
20:16You were in here before when I caught you outside.
20:21That's the only reason you asked me to the Raven, isn't it?
20:25To try and cover.
20:29You are unbelievable.
20:31It's nothing personal.
20:31No, it never is with you, is it?
20:34I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all Wednesday?
20:39Get out!
20:55Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind,
20:58but she keeps calling the mayor,
21:00and she's BS-ing if there's lights on at the old Gates place,
21:02so do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters.
21:09That's the claw of the monster,
21:11and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
21:14He used it to dab scratches on his neck.
21:16Run the DNA test and see if they match.
21:19I'm sorry, do I work for you?
21:21You asked for concrete evidence.
21:22That's it.
21:24Where'd you get this?
21:25And who's the suspect?
21:27Run the test first.
21:29Then I'll explain everything.
21:30I'm not playing games, Adams.
21:32Neither am I, Sheriff.
21:38Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please.
21:51Why so glum?
21:53Saw I eat it at lunch.
21:55Asked if she got my honey.
21:57It's not like I didn't warn you.
22:02You know, I figured since neither you nor I have a date to the dance.
22:05We should go together.
22:06What?
22:07No.
22:07I was going to suggest we stock out the cave and identify the monster.
22:13Whoever I might be.
22:23So, I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.
23:08Oh, my God.
23:11Okay, promise it.
23:13Sweet.
23:13Great.
23:14You're the gorgeous.
23:16So gorgeous.
23:18Welcome to this year's Raven.
23:20Oh, beautiful.
23:21What a nice top.
23:22Have a dance for me.
23:28Welcome.
23:31Welcome to the Raven.
23:53Here's to a night they'll never forget.
23:55Careful what you wish for.
23:57You were in Nevermore's student once.
23:59Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Raven?
24:04All I remember is disappointment.
24:07The boy I asked turned me down for another girl.
24:13Morticia Frump, in fact.
24:15Wednesday's mother?
24:18Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch.
24:20We can't afford to sink on this step tonight.
24:36I'm coming, Eugene.
24:39Hey, did you happen to grab any extra batteries for the flash?
24:44Tyler.
24:47I got your invite.
24:49Guessing you had dang drop it in the tip jar.
24:53Good guess.
24:54Yeah, after our last conversation, I wasn't sure if I'd even get to speak to you again.
24:58But your note was so genuine and sweet.
25:04Totally took me by surprise.
25:07Me too.
25:11Now that I'm here, I'm glad I came.
25:18You need a few minutes.
25:21Genuine and sweet.
25:23How could you do this to me?
25:36How'd you pay for it?
25:41Five-finger discount.
25:42Of course.
25:45Four-finger discount.
25:47Thing, don't look.
26:13Wow, you look unrecognizable, ridiculous.
26:19A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze.
26:24Amazing.
26:26I mean it, Wednesday, you look beautiful.
26:33Eugene?
26:34Wednesday, what's going on?
26:39Uh, what happened to staking out the cave?
26:47Sure, I get it.
26:50Guess I'll check out the woods myself.
26:51Don't go alone.
26:53It's too dangerous.
26:54Stand down.
26:57We'll go together tomorrow night, understood?
27:08Staking out a cave?
27:10A Hummer never shines away from danger.
27:28Is that an abominable snowman?
27:30Oh my God.
27:32You can't say that, it's offensive.
27:34The correct name is Yeti.
27:36Sorry.
27:37Do I need to go here?
27:38Not anymore.
27:40They've been extinct since the 1950s.
27:42Our science teacher, Miss Thornhill, chaired the dance committee this year.
27:44She wanted the raven to feel relevant.
27:46So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event.
27:49But in a fun way.
27:50Okay.
27:51The theme of our last dance was Hawaiian Nights.
27:54Yeti, Tini?
27:55Yep.
27:55Oh my God.
27:58I'm so sorry.
27:59Let me fix that.
28:04Enid?
28:07I thought that was you.
28:10Is that your date?
28:12Yes.
28:13And he's having the best time.
28:15With me.
28:16We are both loving this dance.
28:20Together.
28:20Together.
28:21Go.
28:23Sweet.
28:33Does your mood have to do with a certain pigtail of goth girl?
28:38She's not here.
28:40We are.
28:42You're right.
28:43I'm sorry.
28:44I do really like being here with you.
28:46So I appreciate the last minute invitation.
28:48So no more talking about Wednesday Addams.
28:51Deal?
28:56Yo, check it out.
28:58I don't know.
29:01Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.
29:08Like a duds had a moth.
29:11Can you see the office house?
29:12She's not gonna be happy.
29:14Wednesday Addams.
29:16What a lovely surprise.
29:17Hi.
29:17Miss Thornhill.
29:19This is Tyler Galpin.
29:22Uh, yeah.
29:24Double cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar free vanilla.
29:27It's a small town.
29:28It's hard to keep secrets.
29:31I'm gonna go get us some drinks.
29:45OMG.
29:46I love the look.
29:48Interesting choice of date though.
29:51I could say the same.
29:54It's not what it looks like.
29:55Good.
29:56Because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book.
29:59Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous.
30:01I'm trying to make Ajax jealous.
30:03It's a win-win.
30:06Wednesday?
30:07I come in peace.
30:08That's a shame.
30:10I brought my pocket base.
30:12The medieval kind.
30:24I can't believe you brought him.
30:25Why are you bringing this up?
30:27It's like this dance weren't tedious enough.
30:30Because you don't know what he did to me.
30:39Enlighten me.
30:45I'm so sorry about your pants.
30:48Are those the playoffs?
30:49Who's winning?
30:50The Penguins or the Ducks?
30:51You follow pro hockey?
30:52Lifelong Sharks fans.
30:54I grew up with a pack of older brothers.
30:55It was like, watch hockey or we'll go with Tong Long on you.
30:58You mean Tong Long?
30:59From Way of the Dragon?
31:00Only the best Kung Fu movie ever made?
31:02You are different.
31:06You up for getting down?
31:09Yeah.
31:18Eugene Ottinger.
31:212100 hours.
31:22No movement at the cave.
31:24No sign of the target.
31:28Although...
31:29I just heard a rare club horned grasshopper.
31:41Was it the Thin Mountaineer or the Yeti Teenies that got to you?
31:46Xavier told me what you did last year.
31:48Hey, you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.
31:58I guess that was inevitable.
32:05Look, I wish I could say that it was an accident or that it wasn't half as bad as it
32:10sounds, but I'd be lying.
32:12And he could've made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't.
32:17Why'd you do it?
32:20I could give you a million excuses, but...
32:23The truth is, I'm still trying to figure that out.
32:27And I got sent away to this boot camp and realized that's not the version of myself I want to
32:32be.
32:34The bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt.
32:39Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.
32:48Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank?
32:51I would've taken it further.
32:53You mean like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?
32:56I may have done a little digging on you after we met.
32:59I'd do it again.
33:03I knew there was a reason I liked you.
33:08I knew there was a reason I liked you.
33:21When the sun goes down and the moon comes up
33:28I came into a teenage gougouma
33:35Yeah, I cruised through the city and I roam the streets
33:42Looking for something that is nice to eat
33:48You better die when I show up
33:52The gougouma
33:58I found a nice head hunter looking for some kid
34:05With a way out body in the heat that head
34:12Yeah, I'll get you, baby, with a little love
34:18You better die when I show up
34:19Cause I'm a teenage tyrant
34:21The gougouma
34:25You better die when I show up
34:29The gougouma
34:32I'll be right back
34:46The gougouma
34:46Yeah, the city is a jungle and I'm a beast
34:52Yeah, I want the most but I'll take a taste
34:59Cause I'm a gougouma
35:01Cause I'm a gougouma tiger and a teenage beast
35:05Do me a favor
35:06You better die when I show up
35:09The gougouma
35:11Take off your amulet and make me forget about it
35:15I can't believe you would ask me to do that
35:17You said no strings
35:20You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song
35:24Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?
35:49Let's go
35:56Come on, come on, let's go
35:57Take it, take it, take it
35:59Let's go, come on
36:03Move
36:04I'll do it, move
36:07Guys, I was thinking that maybe this isn't such a good idea
36:09I don't want my dad to get any blowback or anything, you know?
36:12Dude, you're the whole reason we're even doing this
36:14To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain
36:17Yeah, don't tell me you've got us off like Tyler
36:19Come on, let's go, come on
36:30Eugene Ottinger, 2242 hours
36:33Eugene Ottinger, 2242 hours
36:33Potential suspect has arrived at location
36:38Potential suspect has arrived at location
36:45Oh my god
37:03I've earned 20 high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torture
37:08As my dear mother always says
37:11Fire tests gold
37:13Suffering test a woman
37:17speaking of suffering where's your date i didn't see you and xavier on the dance floor
37:22we had a little tiff about you actually
37:30you don't know what it's like being beautiful and popular never knowing people's true feelings
37:38if someone likes me for me what about your amulet it's not foolproof it's a mild prophylactic
37:47so to speak that's why xavier broke up with me he can never fully trust me
37:55the worst part is i can never trust his feelings either
38:00i never knew if they were real or not
38:06you're lucky do you tell you don't care what people think of you
38:18honestly i wish i cared a little more
38:48levels
38:52it's time for the big fish
38:56yo yo yo it's almost 11 o'clock at ease so hard out on the dance floor one last time
39:02for the reason it says never more
39:05when i got you next to me
39:07all night i'm rying with you i know you got my back in the light
39:13you're gonna come on
39:19let's get physical
39:20light side
39:22follow the noise
39:23baby keep on dancing like you ain't got a choice
39:26so come on
39:27come on
39:32let's get physical
39:33hold on
39:35just a little time
39:36come on
39:37hold on
39:38tell me if you're ready
39:40come on
39:42baby keep on dancing
39:53Oh, my God.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:50It's only pain.
41:02Wait a minute.
41:04Are you okay?
41:05Eugene is in the woods.
41:07He's in danger.
41:18What the hell are you doing, man?
41:19I was just texting my dad.
41:20He's on his way.
41:20Wait, have you seen Wednesday?
41:21I lost her.
41:22How should I know where she is?
41:23She's your date.
41:25Now, hold my hand.
41:26Let's go.
41:26Let's go.
41:27Let's go.
41:27Come on.
41:27Come on.
41:28Get up.
41:28Get up.
41:28Get up.
41:28Get up.
41:29Get up.
41:30You did this?
41:33I can't believe I fell for your crap.
41:36Enid, look.
41:37After a crackstone statue, I...
41:38I thought you were different.
41:41I thought you liked me.
41:44Wolf.
41:44Ow.
41:45Wolf.
41:46Ow.
41:46Wolf.
41:47Ow.
41:47Wolf.
41:48Ow.
41:48Ow.
41:49Get away from her.
41:50Let's go.
41:50Let's go.
41:55Are you okay?
41:58I didn't even want to go with him.
42:01I wanted to go with you.
42:03Slim, why didn't you ask me?
42:05Well, she blew me off the other night, and you never told me why.
42:09Look, I was too embarrassed to tell you, but I accidentally looked in the mirror and kind
42:15of stoned myself and my snakes.
42:22Well, we should, uh, we should probably take it slow, right?
42:28Totally agree.
42:30Okay.
42:45Dad.‒
42:46Dad.
42:47Oh.
42:48Oh.
42:49Ah.
42:50Ah.
42:50Ah.
42:51Ah.
42:51Ah.
42:51Ah!
42:52Gueye.
42:58Ah. Ah!
43:16Eugene!
43:19Eugene!
43:20Eugene!
43:29Eugene!
43:31Eugene!
43:46Eugene!
43:48Eugene!
43:50Over here!
44:05Eugene!
44:09Eugene!
44:12Eugene!
44:13Eugene!
44:15Eugene!
44:24Oh my god!
44:28Is he alive?
44:30Is he alive?
44:52Is he alive?
44:55I
45:04that's him!
45:07Yes!
45:09Oh, oh!
45:12Oh!
45:15Oh!
45:16Oh!
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