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00:00You
00:24I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was
00:27to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools
00:31run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago.
00:38But I admire the sadism.
01:04I want names.
01:05I don't know who they were.
01:07Honest.
01:08It happened so fast.
01:09Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.
01:11Pull yourself together.
01:13Now.
01:18You okay?
01:27You okay?
01:28I'm not about to confess to my brother
01:29that I've recently been plagued by visions.
01:32They come on without warning
01:34and feel like electroshock therapy
01:36but without the satisfying afterburn.
01:38Leave this to me.
01:40Wednesday?
01:41What are you gonna do?
01:42What I do best.
02:01Yo, Dalton, look!
02:03Pugsley, sister.
02:07Hey, freak.
02:09This is a close practice.
02:12The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
02:18Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:24Aiglit!
02:26Oh, my God.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:58Oh, my God.
04:35Oh, my God.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:56Darling, how long do you intend on giving us the cold shoulder?
05:01Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them.
05:07I promise you, my little viper, you will love Nevermore.
05:12Won't you, Tish?
05:13Of course you will.
05:14It's the perfect school for her.
05:16Why?
05:17Because it was the perfect school for you?
05:19I have no interest in following in your footsteps, becoming captain of the fencing team, queen of the dark prom,
05:24president of the seance society.
05:26I merely meant that finally you will be among peers who understand you.
05:31Maybe you'll even make some friends.
05:35Nevermore is like no other boarding school.
05:38It's a magical place.
05:41It's where my true mother and we found it in love.
05:47You guys are making me nauseous.
05:50You're not in a good way.
05:52Darling, we aren't the ones who got you expelled.
05:55That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges.
05:59How would that have looked on your record?
06:02Terrible.
06:03Never one would know I failed to get the job done.
06:07Hmm.
06:12Just over here is fine.
06:22Thanks.
06:23Sure you want to get out here.
06:26The trail might look pretty, but it runs right past Nevermore.
06:30A school for outcasts?
06:32That's a polite way of putting it.
06:34I never had a problem with outcasts.
06:36My counselor at summer camp was a werewolf.
06:39Great guy.
06:40Yeah, they're just like you and me.
06:43Until they rip your throat out.
06:49Thanks.
06:56I'm sorry.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:57At least it's turning into a beautiful day.
08:18Wednesday is certainly a unique name.
08:22I'm guessing it was the day of the week you were born.
08:25I was born on Friday the 13th.
08:26Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme.
08:31Wednesday's child is full of woe.
08:35You always had a unique perspective on the world, Morticia.
08:40Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
08:44And you graduated with your sanity intact?
08:47Impressive.
08:49You certainly had a very interesting educational journey.
08:53Eight schools in five years.
08:55They haven't built one strong enough to hold me.
08:58I bet this place won't be any different.
09:00I believe what our daughter's trying to say is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity.
09:08Nevermore doesn't usually accept students midterm.
09:12But given Wednesday's perfect grades and your family's long history with the school,
09:17I've spoken with the board and we've made an exception.
09:27Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um, therapy sessions?
09:32The court ordered them.
09:35The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho.
09:38She can meet twice a week.
09:40Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?
09:42You're in excellent hands.
09:44We'll see if she survives the first session.
09:49I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm.
09:52Ophelia Hall.
09:53Ah!
09:55Refresh my memory.
09:57Ophelia is the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family.
10:01Correct?
10:08Shall we go meet your new roommate?
10:18It's so... vivid.
10:24Howdy, roomie.
10:26Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair.
10:29Are you feeling okay?
10:30You look a little pale.
10:33Wednesday always looks half dead.
10:35Oh.
10:37Welcome to Ophelia Hall.
10:40Not a hugger.
10:41Got it.
10:42Please excuse Wednesday.
10:44She's allergic to color.
10:46Oh, wow.
10:48What happens to you?
10:49I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
10:54Luckily, we've special ordered you a uniform.
10:57Enid, please take Wednesday to the registrar's office to pick it up along with a copy of her schedule
11:01and give her a tour along the way.
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay.
11:07Okay.
11:16Nevermore was founded in 1791 to educate people like us.
11:20Outcasts, freaks, monsters, fill in your favorite marginalized group here.
11:24You can save the sanitized sales pitch.
11:27I don't plan on staying here for long.
11:29Why not?
11:30This was my parents' idea.
11:32Oh, look.
11:33There's my mother smirking at me.
11:35They've been looking for any excuse to send me here.
11:38It's all a part of their nefarious yet completely obvious plan.
11:42What plan?
11:43To turn me into a version of themselves.
11:46Well, in that case, perhaps you can clear something up.
11:49Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school
11:52and your parents pulled strings to get you off.
11:54Actually, it was two kids, but he was counting.
12:01Welcome to the quad.
12:05It's a pentagon.
12:08The whole snarky goth girl thing might have worked at normie school,
12:11but here things are different.
12:14Let me give you a wiki on Nevermore's social scene.
12:17I'm not interested in participating in tribal adolescent cliches.
12:21Then use it to fill your obviously bottomless fit of disdain.
12:24There are many flavors of outcasts here,
12:26but the four main cliques are fangs, furs, stoners, and scales.
12:31Those are the fangs, aka vampires.
12:34Some of them have literally been here for decades.
12:38That bunch of knuckleheads are furs, aka werewolves.
12:41Like me.
12:44Whirlmones get pretty loud around here.
12:46That's when furs like cool or foul.
12:47I suggest you pick up some noise-cancelling headphones.
12:50I'm assuming scales are sirens.
12:52You catch on quick.
12:53And that girl, Bianca Barclay, is the closest thing Nevermore has to royalty.
13:00Although her crown's been slipping lately.
13:02She used to date a resident tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe,
13:05but they broke up at the beginning of the semester.
13:08Reason unknown.
13:10Fascinating.
13:11I know, right?
13:12My blog is like the number one source for Nevermore gossip.
13:15Yo, Enoch, you're not going to believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate.
13:19She eats human flesh.
13:21Totally chow down on that kid she murdered.
13:23You better watch her back.
13:26Quite the contrary.
13:27I actually fillet the bodies of my victims,
13:29then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
13:33Ajax, this is my new roommate Wednesday.
13:37Whoa.
13:38You're in black and white.
13:41Like a living Instagram filter.
13:42Ignore him.
13:43Gorgon spent way too much time getting stoned.
13:46He's cute, but clueless.
13:47You know, it's a small school, and there wasn't much online about you.
13:50I know you should really get on Insta, Snapchat, and TikTok.
13:53I find social media to be a soul-socking void of meaningless affirmation.
14:03Look at you, my little deftrap.
14:07Seeing you in this uniform brings back so many terrible memories, doesn't it, Tish?
14:12Yes.
14:14Why don't you boys wait in the car Wednesday and I need a moment?
14:27Pugsley, you're soft and weak.
14:30You'll never survive without me.
14:32I give you two months, tops.
14:34I'm gonna miss you too, sis.
14:42Any plans you have of running away end right now.
14:49I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep.
14:56You have nowhere to go.
14:57As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.
15:00I will escape this educational penitentiary, and you will never hear from me again.
15:06You're a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get it in your own way.
15:13I'm sure you'll grow to love evermore.
15:16You'll find it as life-changing as I did.
15:23Oh.
15:24I got you a little something.
15:29W.
15:31M.
15:33Our initials.
15:34It's made of obsidian.
15:38Which Aztec priests use to contravisions.
15:43It's a symbol of our connection.
15:48Which one of your spirits suggested this toe curl in tchotchke?
15:52I am not you, Mother.
15:55I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.
16:00I'm told girls your age say hurtful things.
16:04I shouldn't take it to heart.
16:08Fortunately, you don't have one.
16:12Finally, a kind word for your mother.
16:18Lurch, the crystal ball, please.
16:24Now, we can't talk to you for the first week while you're settling in, so we'll call you next Sunday.
16:56Don't worry, my love.
16:58Our little Scorpion won't be alone.
17:27Where's the rest of them?
17:28Well, the torso and armor over there.
17:32We found a leg by the lake.
17:34There's an arm in that tree over there, and the rest of the parts are so far in account for.
17:40It matches the profile of the other two attacks last week.
17:44That issue of warning, keep hikers out of the woods.
17:48Don't approve any more campfire permits for the foreseeable future.
17:51What do you want me to tell the press?
17:53You know they're going to be swarming like mosquitoes in July.
17:57Don't bear us back.
17:59You don't really believe that, Sheriff.
18:01No, I don't.
18:03Whatever did this wasn't human.
18:06Look, I know these murders are connected to Nevermore.
18:08I just can't prove it yet.
18:09So until I can,
18:12it's a goddamn bear.
18:28What the hell did you do to my room?
18:31Dividing our room equally.
18:35Looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.
18:38Silence would be appreciated.
18:40This is my writing time.
18:42Your writing time?
18:44I devote an hour a day to my novel.
18:46Perhaps if you did the same, your blog might be coherent.
18:49I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.
18:52I write in my voice.
18:54It's my truth.
18:55It's what my followers love.
18:57Your followers are clearly imbeciles.
19:00They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures.
19:04You mean emojis?
19:05It's how people express their feelings.
19:07You know, I realize that's a foreign concept to you.
19:11When I look at you,
19:12the following emojis come to mind.
19:15Rope.
19:16Shovel.
19:17Hole.
19:18By the way, there are two Ds in atoms.
19:20If you're going to gossip about me,
19:22at least spell my name correctly.
19:24Okay.
19:28Turn that off.
19:31This is your final warning.
19:34Don't mess with me.
19:36This kitty's got claws,
19:37and I'm not afraid to use them.
19:41Good evening, girls.
19:42Oh, sorry about the mud.
19:45Wanted to make sure that Wednesday was settling in.
19:54Is this a bad time?
19:57I'm Miss Thornhill, your dorm mom.
20:00Apologies I wasn't here to greet you when you arrived.
20:02I trust Enid has given you the old never more welcome.
20:06She's been smothering me with hospitality.
20:08I hope to return the favor.
20:10In her sleep.
20:14Well, here's a little welcome gift from my conservatory.
20:17I try to match the right flower to each of my girls.
20:20And when I read your personal statement in your application,
20:23I immediately thought of this one.
20:25The Black Dahlia.
20:26Oh, you know it?
20:27Of course.
20:28It's named after my favorite unsolved murder.
20:33Okey-dokey.
20:34Well, before I leave,
20:35I want to go over a few house rules.
20:37Lights off at ten.
20:38No loud music.
20:40And no boys.
20:41Ever.
20:42What's the story about going into the local town?
20:44Passes to Jericho are a privilege, not a right.
20:47It's a brisk 25-minute walk,
20:49or there's a shuttle on the weekends.
20:51The locals are a tad bit wary about never more.
20:54So please, don't go making any waves
20:57or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.
21:00That means keep your claws to yourself
21:02and no smothering people in their sleep.
21:05Are we clear?
21:09Great talk?
21:10Let's go.
21:23Let's go.
21:42coach coach she tricked me it was a clean strike Rowan maybe if you wind less and practice more
21:48you wouldn't suck seriously coach when am I gonna get some real competition anyone else
21:54want to challenge me I do oh you must be the psychopath they let in and you must be the
22:02self-appointed Queen Bee interesting thing about bees pull out their stingers and they drop dead
22:09Rowan doesn't need you to come to his defense he's not hopeless he's lazy are we doing this or not
22:20I'm God
22:48point to Wednesday
22:57the score is even
23:02that first point was clearly beginner's luck let's finish this for the final point I would like to
23:10invoke a military challenge no masks no tips winner draws first blood
23:23it's your decision Bianca
23:29let's see if you bleed in black and white
23:33okay
23:44so
24:05Your face finally got that splash of color it's so desperately needed.
24:19Your Wednesday right? Rowan, I know how you feel.
24:27I guarantee you don't.
24:29My mother promised me I'd finally fit in somewhere.
24:34I never thought it was possible to be an outcast in a school full of outcasts.
24:39But it looks like you're gonna give me a run for my money.
24:44Sorry about that, Nick.
24:47No good deed goes unpunished.
25:19Wednesday!
25:29Welcome back.
25:32Just take it easy.
25:35The nurse said you don't have a concussion, but you probably have a pretty nasty bump, huh?
25:38The last thing I remember, I was walking outside feeling a mixture of rage, pity, and self-disgust.
25:45I've never felt that way before.
25:47Yeah, losing to Bianca has that effect on people, I think.
25:49And then I looked up and I saw that gargoyle coming down at me and I thought, at least I'll
25:53have an imaginative death.
25:56Then you tackled me out of the way.
25:59Why?
26:02You call it instinct?
26:04So you were guided by latent chivalry, a tool of the patriarchy to extract my undying gratitude?
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:10You know, most people just say thank you.
26:12I didn't want to be rescued.
26:13So I should have just let that thing smash you to mush?
26:16I would have rather saved myself.
26:18It's good to see you haven't changed.
26:20If it makes you feel any better, let's just say I return the favor.
26:24Xavier Thorpe.
26:26You probably don't remember me yet.
26:28Last time we met, I was about two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier.
26:31What happened?
26:33Puberty, I guess.
26:34I meant what happened the last time we met.
26:37Oh, uh, yeah, it was my godmother's funeral.
26:41Apparently she was friends with your grandmother and they spent their 20s together in Europe,
26:45swindling the rich and notorious.
26:48I don't know, but we were 10 and we were bored.
26:52Decided to play hide-and-seek.
26:54I had the inspired idea to hide in her casket.
26:57And I got stuck as it was headed to the crematorium.
26:59I had heard muffled screams.
27:01I just figured your godmother had somehow cheated death and was trying to claw her way out.
27:05Either way, you hit the big red stop button and saved me from being flame-broiled, so...
27:11Now we're even.
27:38I knew it.
27:39Pillow thing.
27:45Did you really think my highly trained olfactory sense wouldn't pick up on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot
27:50in your favorite hand lotion?
27:53I could do this all day.
27:56Surrender?
28:01Mother and father sent you to spy on me, didn't they?
28:05I'm not above breaking a few fingers.
28:08The fact that they thought I wouldn't find out just proves how much they underestimate me.
28:12Oh, Thing.
28:14You poor, naive appendage.
28:16My parents aren't worried about me.
28:18They're evil puppeteers who want to pull my strings even from afar.
28:22The way I see it, you have two options.
28:25Option one.
28:27I lock you in here for the rest of the semester.
28:30And you go slowly insane trying to claw your way out.
28:34Ruining your nails and your smooth supple skin.
28:36And we both know how vain you are.
28:38Option two.
28:41You pledge your undying loyalty to me.
28:48Our first order of business is to escape this teenage purgatory.
28:53Of course I have a plan.
28:56And it begins now.
29:26Dr. Kinbert's office is on the second floor.
29:29Other Nevermore students swear by her.
29:32And you'll be waiting here until I'm done?
29:34Perhaps afterwards we can visit the weather vane for hot chocolate.
29:38Principal Weems, this feeble attempt at bonding is beneath you.
29:44And chauffeuring your students around is clearly below your pay grade.
29:47Given your history, I'm sure you're intent on running away.
29:53I'm here to prevent that from happening.
29:57I wish you luck.
30:03I read the notes from your school counselor.
30:05Mrs. Bronstein.
30:06She had a nervous breakdown after I lost her and had to take a six month sabbatical.
30:11Go ahead and take a seat.
30:15How did you feel about that?
30:16Vindicated.
30:17But someone who crochets for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.
30:21Adversary?
30:22I hope we can forge a relationship based on trust and mutual respect.
30:26This is a safe space Wednesday.
30:29A sanctuary where we can discuss anything.
30:31What you're thinking, feeling, your views on the world, personal philosophy.
30:36That's easy.
30:37I think that this is a waste of time.
30:39I see the world as a place that must be endured.
30:41And my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.
30:45So, for instance, when someone bullies your brother, your response is to dump Piranha in the pool.
30:49You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight.
30:54Unless it's concealed.
30:56The point is you assaulted a boy and showed no remorse for your actions.
30:59That's why you're here.
31:00He lost a testicle.
31:02I did the world a favor.
31:03People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
31:05I've answered all your questions.
31:08We're not done yet.
31:12Therapy is a valuable tool to help you understand yourself.
31:16It can teach you new ways to deal with your emotions.
31:18It can also help you build a life that you want.
31:21I know the life that I want.
31:23Tell me about it.
31:26Everything said in these sessions is strictly confidential.
31:31Do your plans involve becoming an author?
31:34I understand you've written three novels about a teen girl detective, Viper de la Muerte.
31:39Can you tell me about her?
31:41Viper is smart, perceptive, chronically misunderstood.
31:44Any luck getting your work published?
31:47Editors are short-sighted, fear-based life forms.
31:50One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid and suggested I seek psychiatric help.
31:56Ironic, isn't it?
31:57How did you take that?
32:00I sent her a thank you.
32:11I've always been open to constructive criticism.
32:14I'm glad to hear that.
32:16Because I was sent the manuscripts as part of your psych evaluation.
32:19The relationship I found most intriguing was that of Viper and her mother, Dominica.
32:24Why don't we dig into that?
32:29Wednesday, part of this journey requires us going to uncomfortable places emotionally.
32:33I don't travel well.
32:35Would you mind if I used the powder room first?
32:50Okay?
32:51Is everything okay?
32:55You can't hide in there for the rest of the session.
32:57I'm all right.
32:58Just preparing myself for our uncomfortable journey.
33:03Nail file.
33:28DRAWG
33:30DRAWG
33:30DRAWG
33:31DRAWG
33:42DRAWG
33:47Who let you out?
33:48You got a weirdo.
34:05Holy crap!
34:07Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?
34:10It's more of a hobby.
34:12You're good or never more.
34:14I didn't realize they changed up the uniform.
34:16I need a quad over ice.
34:18It's an emergency.
34:21It's four shots of espresso.
34:23Yeah, I know what a quad is, but, I mean, spoiler alert,
34:26the espresso machine's having a seizure, so all we have is drip.
34:30But drip is for people who hate themselves
34:31and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning.
34:37What's wrong with your machine?
34:39It's a temperamental beast with a mind of its own,
34:41and it doesn't help that the instructions are Italian.
34:49I need a tri-wing screwdriver and a four-millimeter Allen wrench.
34:53Wait, you read Italian?
34:56Of course.
34:57It's a native tongue in Machiavelli.
34:59Here's the deal.
35:00I'm going to fix your coffee machine.
35:02Then you're going to make my coffee and call me a taxi.
35:04Uh, no taxis in Jericho.
35:08Try Uber?
35:08I don't have a phone.
35:10I refuse to be a slave to technology.
35:13Then you're out of luck.
35:14Where are you going, anyway?
35:16That's on a need-to-know basis.
35:18What about trains?
35:19The nearest station is Burlington.
35:22It's half an hour away.
35:23You have a valve issue.
35:24I've seen it before.
35:26Where?
35:27You have one of these monsters at home?
35:29Steam-powered guillotine.
35:30I built it when I was ten.
35:33I wanted to decapitate my dolls more efficiently.
35:38Sure.
35:39Bear me for Barbie.
35:40Makes perfect sense.
35:46Wow.
35:47Thanks.
35:49Never met a Nevermore kid who got their hands dirty.
35:53I'm Tyler.
35:54By the way, I didn't catch your name, or is that on a need-to-know basis, too?
36:00Wednesday.
36:01I'll tell you what Wednesday to show my appreciation, but I drive you to Burlington myself.
36:06Perfect.
36:07Put that quad in a to-go cup.
36:09Yeah, but I don't get off for another hour.
36:13I'll sweeten the pot.
36:15Twenty whole dollars.
36:17Tempting.
36:18But no.
36:21I'll make it 40.
36:23Listen, Wednesday, one fun fact about me.
36:27I can't be bought, so either wait or find someone else to drive you.
36:53What happened?
36:54What happened?
37:08What's the Nevermore freak doing out in the wild?
37:10This is our booth.
37:12Why are you three dressed like religious fanatics?
37:15We're pilgrims.
37:16Potato, potato.
37:18We work at Pilgrim World.
37:23It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park to zealots responsible for mass genocide.
37:28My dad owns Pilgrim World, who you're calling stupid.
37:33If the buckled shoe fits.
37:35Guys, back off.
37:36Stay out of this, Galpin.
37:37Yeah, stay out of this.
37:40So tell me, freak, have you ever been with a normie?
37:47I never found one that could handle me.
37:53Billy.
37:54Hey.
38:13So where do you learn those kung fu moves?
38:16My uncle taught me.
38:17He spent five years in the Tibetan monastery.
38:20Was he a monk?
38:22Prisoner.
38:25Yeah.
38:28Tyler, what the hell's going on in here?
38:29They were harassing a customer, and she put them in their place.
38:35This little thing took down three boys?
38:37Did you help her?
38:40Dad, I swear, wasn't involved.
38:42Oh, no.
38:44Apologies, Sheriff.
38:45This one slipped away from me.
38:47Come on, Miss Adams.
38:48Time to go.
38:50Wait a minute.
38:51Hang on.
38:54You're in Adams?
38:57Don't tell me Gomez Adams is your father.
39:01That man belongs behind bars for murder.
39:04Guessing the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
39:09I'm going to keep my eye on you.
39:11Okay.
39:16Your first day, and you're already on Sheriff Galpin's radar.
39:20I wish I could say I was surprised.
39:22What did he mean about my father?
39:23I have no idea but a word of advice.
39:26Stop making enemies and start making a few friends.
39:29You're going to need them.
39:34It looks like an accident.
39:36I hope the driver's okay.
39:39He's dead.
39:42Broke his neck.
39:45What can you tell from this angle?
39:46Oh, he's dead.
39:48Oh, I hope he's dead.
39:49He's dead.
39:50He needs to be dead.
39:53Oh, I'm dead.
39:55Oh, I'm dead.
39:57Oh.
40:03Oh, I'm dead.
40:09Oh, my.
40:09Oh, my.
40:10Oh.
40:11Oh, my.
40:11Oh, my.
42:18No, I don't really feel better.
42:21There's just something wrong about this place.
42:23Not just because it's a school.
42:26How the hell did you get that oversized violin out the window?
42:29I had an extra hand.
42:33Whoa.
42:35Where's the rest of him?
42:36It's one of the great Adams family mysteries.
42:49Why aren't you wolfing out?
42:52Because I can't.
42:55That's all I got.
42:59My mom says some wolves are late bloomers, but I've been to the best lycanologist.
43:04Had to fly to Milwaukee, would you believe it?
43:08Yeah, if she says there's a chance I might never, you know.
43:14What happens then?
43:17I'd become a lone wolf.
43:21Sounds perfect.
43:22Are you kidding me?
43:23My life would be officially over.
43:26I'd be kicked out of my family pack with no prospect of finding a mate.
43:30I'm failing to see the problem here.
43:32I could die alone.
43:34We all die alone, Enid.
43:38You really suck at this.
43:41Cheering people up?
43:46Why are you crying?
43:47Because I'm upset.
43:49Haven't you ever cried? Are you above that too?
43:58It was the week after Halloween.
44:03I was six years old.
44:06I took my pet scorpion Nero out for his afternoon stroll when we were ambushed.
44:16They wondered what kind of freak would have a scorpion for a pet.
44:19Yeah.
44:23Two of them held me down and made me watch.
44:35While the others ran Nero over.
44:39And so...
44:47It was snowing when I buried what was left of him.
44:52I cried my little black heart out.
45:00But tears don't fix anything.
45:05So I vowed to never do it again.
45:17Your secret's safe with me.
45:21I still think you're weird as shit though.
45:24The feeling is incredibly mutual.
45:30How would you like your single room back?
45:32You just need to show me how to use your computer.
45:47Holy shit!
45:50Holy shit!
45:52Holy shit!
45:54Holy shit!
45:58Holy shit!
46:00Holy shit!
46:02Holy shit!
46:05Okay.
46:06I'm taking orders from my hand.
46:09This isn't weird at all.
46:11Oh.
46:22Uh...
46:23Hi.
46:25That's Thing.
46:27Is he...
46:28Like your pet?
46:32He's sensitive.
46:34Okay.
46:34I know Nevermore is ground zero for all things weird, but this is a next level.
46:40So, what happened to not wanting to be a slave to technology?
46:43Desperate times.
46:44Are you still willing to help me escape?
46:46Well, after what happened at the weather vane today, I figured they'd have you in solitary.
46:50There's the Harvest Festival this weekend.
46:52Attendance is mandatory.
46:53I'm going to use it as a cover.
46:55If you were still willing to drive me to the train station, I can make it worth your while.
46:58No.
47:01Yeah, I'm in.
47:03And...
47:03No charge.
47:04Consider it a freebie.
47:07Why?
47:08Because I wish I was going with you.
47:11At least one of us will get out of this hellhole town.
47:25Are you sure you can trust that, Normie?
47:27Yes.
47:28No.
47:28I didn't know that they were going to be here.
47:30I trust that I can handle myself.
47:32I'm talking to her and I want you home by 12.
47:341.
47:3512.
47:37Well, good luck and safe travels.
47:42Still not a hugger.
47:43Got it.
48:20Get better at this you'll be taking home a whole pack.
48:22Pandas don't travel in packs. They prefer their solitude.
48:26All right. Subtle hint taken.
48:30You should know I'm waiting for someone.
48:32Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky guy? Or girl?
48:35What does it matter to you?
48:39Didn't mean to interrupt. You're not.
48:45This is gonna be trickier than I thought.
48:47Dad hit me with a curfew. I need to go if I'm gonna make it back in time.
48:50I've got some dead weight I need to lose first.
48:54Maybe behind the parking lot when the fireworks start.
49:00You see that sad lonely woman over there?
49:04She needs this pathetic validation more than I do.
49:07Would you mind distracting her?
49:13I love you. I love you.
49:16I love you.
49:25Hey.
49:27Before you leave, I wanted you to have this.
49:30It's your dad's police file from where is it Nevermore?
49:33I think it's the reason my dad hates him.
49:37You okay?
49:40I'm not used to people engaging with me.
49:43Mostly me coming in across the street.
49:45You're not scary, you're just kind of...
49:49kooky.
49:52I prefer spooky.
49:54Oh.
49:55Now my train leaves in an hour.
49:57We're burning moonlight.
49:59Right, I...
50:03Hey.
50:05Come on, Wincy.
50:06Wincy, we can lose him in the crowd.
50:22Oh.
50:22Oh.
50:37Shit.
50:38Wincy, we need to go.
50:40Wincy, come on.
50:42Wincy.
50:43Rowan, come back.
50:59Rowan, wait.
51:00Ah!
51:00What do you want?
51:02Why are you following me?
51:03I don't have time to explain.
51:05But you're in danger.
51:11I think you've got it backwards.
51:19You're the one who's in danger.
51:21What are you doing?
51:22Saving everyone from you.
51:24I have to kill you.
51:26The gargoyle.
51:28That was you?
51:29No.
51:31So was the quiet ones.
51:37The girl in the picture.
51:39That's you.
51:45You want to kill me because of some picture.
51:47My mother drew that picture 25 years ago when she was a student at Nevermore.
51:51She was a powerful seer.
51:55Told me about her before she died.
51:57Rowan, put me down.
51:58No, my mother said it was my destiny to stop this girl if she ever came to Nevermore
52:03because she will destroy the school and everyone in it.
52:09Rowan.
52:11Rowan.
52:16Ah!
52:20Ah!
52:21Ah!
52:24Ah!
52:25Ah!
52:25Ah!
52:25Ah!
52:26Ah!
52:26Ah!
52:26Ah!
52:27Ah!
52:28Ah!
52:29Ah!
52:30Ah!
52:32Ah!
52:33Ah!
52:35Ah!
52:35Oh, my God.
53:22Hello, my little black cloud.
53:25So tell us, darling, how was your first week?
53:29Let's see.
53:30I narrowly avoided death twice.
53:33Discovered that my father may be a murderer.
53:36Learned that I could potentially destroy the school.
53:38And was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.
53:42As much as it pains me to admit you were right, Mother.
53:46I think I'm going to love it here.
53:54This season on Wednesday, the story is about to take a dark turn.
54:01Luckily, I'm not afraid of the dark.
54:04There's a monster out there that everyone believes I made it all up.
54:08That's why I need to find something that can prove I haven't lost my mind.
54:12You're really becoming obsessed with this whole monster in the woods thing.
54:15Would you rather I develop an obsession with horses and boy bands?
54:19So tell us everything.
54:21Since you've abandoned me here, I've been hunted, haunted, and the target of an attempted murder.
54:27Ah, nevermore.
54:29I love you so.
54:33How do you manage to end up at the center of every terrible thing that happens around here?
54:37Incredible luck.
54:40You insisted I go to the school.
54:42Did you really think I wouldn't find out your secret?
54:44You don't know the full story?
54:46When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
54:52Ew.
54:54This ends now.
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