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01:35The tribe that lives in Clunbu is all rib and dangle, if you'll forgive me.
01:39The ones that didn't starve to death to go to Boston are fairly mad to be stuck here and be
01:42hungry.
01:44These men are escorts. They'll see us through Clunbu.
01:50They speak no English, only Irish, so they won't trouble you for conversation.
01:54Word gets out there's a Guinness lady coming from Dublin.
01:57Some of the people in Clunbu might want a conversation with you about justice.
02:38It's my castle. In the room there are old prison cells, and the corridors in our dungeons are wider than
02:43this.
02:46If I'd known I was coming to visit a crofter's cottage, I would have dressed accordingly.
02:51This is the old part of the house, madam. In the new part, you could parade an elephant.
02:58Have you ever seen an elephant?
03:00No, madam.
03:02They are extremely intelligent animals, and they probably wouldn't accept an invitation to tea from a family that was here.
03:11But I'm here now.
03:16How do I look?
03:21Very good.
03:23The brewer's butler's butler's at least, not he is.
03:29This way, madam.
03:30That's there we lay till the break of the day, and there will no one did hear us.
03:34There we lay till the break of the day, and there will no one did hear us.
03:39Then my hallows pull all me close, say, darling, I must leave ya.
03:43What made to lay a balladiddle lad, dairy balladiddle Larry ho.
03:52Lady Olivia Charlotte Hedges White, daughter of the third earl of Bantry.
04:00Before we begin, you should know I value honesty, above all else.
04:04What lies ahead may be awkward and embarrassing, so let's dispense with the pretense of tea,
04:08and at least open a bottle of Madeira.
04:16And since the House of Guinness is famously leaky when it comes to secrets,
04:20perhaps once the bottle is open we can be left to serve ourselves.
04:22Oops.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:43Oh, my God.
05:53Stop! Stop!
05:56Stop!
05:58Stop! Stop!
06:00Pull it down!
06:01Pull it down!
06:05He's searing everyone.
06:06Sh postal 아니에요.
06:08Fetch your doctor, please.
06:10There are no doctors including all.
06:11Then at least fetch a fucking woman.
06:13Get out, all of you.
06:14I guess I guess
06:44I don't want to believe in God
06:44You are just you
06:46You come to suffer and you have to be put in the blood
06:50Yes
06:52You do, we are not going to die
07:06You do, we are not going to die
07:08You are going to die
07:08You are not going to die
07:09You are not going to die
07:10That's what you do
07:11I will die
07:12You are not going to die
07:14I will die
07:15You've lost your baby.
07:16It's gonna be our race.
07:20Oh, baby.
07:39See...
07:40This Madeira was a gift.
07:44We have wonderful relations with all the English winters in Portugal.
07:49In the summer, we go and stay in their castles.
07:53The wind blows off the Atlantic and...
07:57It smells like freedom.
08:01I didn't know that freedom smelt of anything.
08:05Do you know Portugal, Lady Olivia?
08:08As I'm sure you can imagine,
08:10the European Grand Tour is rather beyond the means of the Earls of Bantry these days.
08:14Well, then, Portugal would come as a pleasant surprise.
08:19Perhaps a place for a honeymoon should you decide to...
08:24To agree to our...
08:27To agree to your what?
08:33What are we calling it?
08:36A proposal?
08:37Yes, it is a proposal.
08:38Does she always speak for you?
08:39In matters of the heart.
08:41The heart.
08:42Oh, my.
08:44Do you shoot?
08:45And ride.
08:47In London, they would laugh at your Bantry brogue.
08:50In London, I would adapt to the ways of the dreadful Saxon savages.
08:55In the letter of proposal, I think it was made clear what kind of marriage we are offering.
08:59A mariage blanc.
09:00What is your understanding of that expression?
09:04It means if you were to choose me, we would marry.
09:08And I would take your name.
09:12But I will not be obliged to take your cock.
09:17Arthur, perhaps we could speak for a moment in private.
09:20Exactly that, Olivia.
09:22A mariage blanc is a marriage in form, but not in function.
09:25Without being indelicate, you will still be at liberty to function in other places.
09:30We are rather getting ahead of ourselves.
09:32Yes.
09:34I will, from time to time, function.
09:39In other places.
09:45And in my own way.
09:47But then what about me?
09:50A time may come when I will want that kind of affection.
09:53Well, these things are normally understood, but not said out loud.
09:56I think Arthur and I are both out loud people.
09:58If a time comes when you quietly, discreetly, decide that you wish to function...
10:08With someone who we mutually agree is...
10:11No, no, no.
10:12You will not have absolute veto.
10:14You trust my judgement.
10:16Arthur, we must adjourn this meeting immediately before...
10:18Before we all start telling the truth out loud.
10:21Well, here it is.
10:22But if an occasion arises when a smile reaches me, I want assurances that I will be at liberty to...
10:32To fuck and forget whomsoever I choose so long as the servants don't find out.
10:42Arthur, I would remind you there are other names on the list.
10:46Arthur.
10:46In four months' time, I will be standing for election as Conservative Member of Parliament for Dublin.
10:51As far as I am a Liberal, but I'm sure love will prevail.
10:53For Conservative Party functions, Rotary Bowls, Hunt Bowls, Shoot Stoppers, you will be by my side.
10:58And once you are elected?
10:59Oh, there will be grand tours.
11:02London, Europe, perhaps New York.
11:05And for all of them, you will be arm-in-arm with me as my dutiful wife.
11:09I will pay your father's debts.
11:12And you will get an annual income of £10,000.
11:18Fifteen.
11:19Twelve.
11:21Fifteen it is.
11:22Arthur.
11:24In that case, proposal accepted.
11:29Well, I had set aside an hour and a half for this.
11:32Followed by croquet.
11:34There will be no croquet.
11:35Oh.
11:36Thank God there will be no croquet.
11:39No?
11:45no!
11:59No!
11:59I had to keep moving, that's it!
12:03No!
12:04No!
12:04No!
12:04No!
12:05I had to keep moving!
12:08No!
12:08Let me get this, sir.
12:09We're going to West Africa.
12:10No, no, no, no.
12:33We're in Hedges.
12:35Too impetuous for the pointless.
12:39We'll hear about the vacant position of international vanguard.
12:42Then you appear to be applying for a job which doesn't exist.
12:47Sir?
12:49Oh, but I believe it does exist.
12:52But for the moment, this vacancy only exists in so age our head.
12:58At least to begin with, it concerns America.
13:12Let me explain.
13:14I have a friend who is a maid.
13:16What has that to do with America?
13:18Oh, she cleans your house, Miss Agnes.
13:22And sometimes she tidies her papers that you've left open on your desk.
13:25Who the fuck are you?
13:29Well, my first name is Byron, after the poet.
13:32Me second name is Hedges, after me father.
13:36My mother's name...
13:40was Guinness.
13:43My mother was Patricia White Guinness.
13:46From the banking side of the family.
13:48Patricia White Guinness had an affair.
13:50With a f-f-f-fenian.
13:52The horrible...
13:54And a bastard was born.
13:58You?
14:00See, after...
14:01getting a certainty from me mother,
14:03and the...
14:04level instinct from me father.
14:06And where is America...
14:08in this wonderful tale of a bastard's progress?
14:11It is my pre...
14:13destined destination, Cousin Edward.
14:15Cousin?
14:17You see, according to certain papers that...
14:19my friend found on your desk,
14:21you have decided to plant a black flag of Guinness.
14:29In American soil.
14:32You know, to colonize the coasts.
14:34Flood the deserts.
14:36Submerge the Rockies in part.
14:38Not exactly how I expressed it in my scribbles.
14:40Well, but in the scribbles, there is passion.
14:43A passion for expansion.
14:49I've heard rumours, Cousin Edward,
14:51that, er...
14:52since you and your brother have taken on this mighty Leviathan,
14:55you've decided to do things differently.
14:57And...
14:58Since I am of like mind, and like you,
15:01an impetuous member of the same generation,
15:04of the same family,
15:05I've already secured a passport for travel,
15:10and, er, a bird on a ship called the Magellan,
15:13sailing from Liverpool to New York one week from now,
15:16where I will be accommodated in New York
15:18by my cousin in the Bowery district.
15:21Like my father,
15:22he is also a Fenian,
15:24and a member of the Fenian Brewerhood.
15:25With whom...
15:27our relations are very, very poor.
15:29Would you have intentions to change that?
15:32No intelligence from your maid?
15:34No.
15:36Intelligence from my own intelligence.
15:40You know as well as I do,
15:43that for the brewery to be accepted in New York and Boston,
15:47for your beer to even make it through the docks,
15:51you will need the help and approval of the Fenian Brotherhood now.
15:56Bastard that I am,
15:57I am the bridge which you can walk across from boat to dock
16:01without cost or commitment.
16:04Sooner or later,
16:04you're going to have to make friends with the Fenians, cousin.
16:08We cannot give money to the Fenian rebels.
16:17If I may be blunt,
16:20I hear your elder brother doesn't give a fuck.
16:24So you're going to need someone who does.
16:33Let the legitimate and the illegitimate sides of the family
16:36conquer America together, cousin Edward.
16:50Comrade, look up at the great clock.
16:54At one o'clock outside Newgate prison in London,
16:57our comrade Michael Barrett will be hanged
17:00for planting a bomb in London
17:02when five witnesses have sworn a note
17:05that he was in Scotland at the time.
17:08An innocent man,
17:09lynched for obeying crowns,
17:12for a crime he did not commit.
17:15The British crime is to starve us in the famine,
17:18and now they want to hang us.
17:20He is being hanged
17:21for being an Irish man
17:23who loves freedom.
17:33May God bless him,
17:35and may God damn those
17:37who deny us our freedom!
17:39Thank you!
17:44The rest of her, clear the path!
17:51This is a peaceful and awful protest.
17:54You have no right.
17:55Ellen Popper, come with us!
17:57All right.
17:58You have no right!
17:59What?
18:06Yes!
18:09Yes!
18:11Yes!
18:12Yes!
18:13Yes!
18:14Yes!
18:15Yes!
18:25Yes!
18:29I don't know.
19:04Was there something to bury?
19:07No.
19:08There's barely two months.
19:10Barely a thing or so.
19:13Two months.
19:17I see time points out the father.
19:28I didn't know.
19:31But he knew.
19:34He brought me here.
19:38To punish me.
19:42For sin.
19:47Are the guards still outside?
19:49There's no need for guards.
19:51I sent them away.
19:53I run what's left of Bloom Boo.
19:58From the carriage.
20:00I saw so many poor people.
20:03So many graves.
20:06From the great famine, yes.
20:09Finish your cup.
20:11All those people starved to death.
20:13We don't talk about those things.
20:17I'll get someone to get you something to wear underneath.
20:19And you can finish your journey.
20:21By ADD.
20:22Chat.
20:23What is your real name?
20:26Sultan.
20:27Is that how I'm known?
20:28My father left the big house at Connacht to his children.
20:32I am one of them.
20:34Oh, I know who you are.
20:36And when I feel better,
20:39I would very much like to come back to Clung Boo
20:42and have you show me around.
20:44Because I think God made this happen to you for a reason.
20:50Perhaps he's telling me what I should do with my life.
20:53Now finish your cup.
20:54Or you'll have no life left to live.
21:03Here.
21:04Hold me, hold it here.
21:05I'm in here, darling.
21:06Bring it in here.
21:07Get out of here.
21:09Get in there, you big bitch.
21:14Are you all right?
21:18I told them to do you no harm.
21:21You told them?
21:23You told the police and they obey?
21:27Yes.
21:29It is the unjust reality.
21:33Across the sea, an innocent man was just hanged.
21:36Twelve people died in the explosion from the bomb he planted.
21:39You swallow that Saxon shit, even though you're Catholic.
21:45A tormented one.
21:47What do you want?
21:49Why did you bring me here?
21:51We brought you here to concentrate your mind.
21:53On what?
21:54On this.
21:59Mr. Edward Guinness invites you to join him for tea at the Imperial Hotel, Sackville Street, this Friday at 4pm.
22:10For tea, and cake, and conversation.
22:11The Imperial.
22:11For tea, and cake, and conversation.
22:18You can tell Mr. Edward Guinness that I've no desire for conversation.
22:22And I have political, moral, and astronomical objections to meeting at that hotel.
22:26You don't have to eat.
22:30They don't allow people like me in.
22:33If you don't have a dress suitable for the venue, I am authorized to help out.
22:43Please put your fucking money away.
22:46I'm not a whore.
22:47Ah, but you see, I am.
22:52Those above me, they give me money to protect them, to fend for them.
22:58I even fuck them when they ask.
23:02You tell Mr. Edward Guinness that he knows my terms of engagement.
23:07And we Fenians will remain silent about his brother's sexual proclivities.
23:12If his brother opens up his mind to the Fenian cause, you don't need tea and fucking cakes to understand
23:19something so simple.
23:20I think what Mr. Guinness wants to understand is you.
23:26He wants a new beginning.
23:28He wants to shut me up before the election.
23:31I think today has proven that if we wanted to shut you up, you would be shut up.
23:37In a place like this for a very long time.
23:42And if the old man were alive.
23:46Oh, glory.
23:48That is what I would have done.
23:51And not even mentioned it in confession.
23:58But Mr. Edward Guinness wants to hear a different point of view.
24:04Shall I keep my money?
24:10You make yourself at home.
24:12Give me that fucking five pounds.
24:39You make your money?
24:41Let me see.
24:42Shoot me.
24:42Oh, shit.
24:43Oh, shit.
24:43Oh, shit.
24:43Oh, shit.
24:44Oh, shit.
24:44Oh, shit.
24:44Come
24:51What do you think of her she asked me the same question asked me what I thought of her how
24:59she looked
25:03And what did you say I was a servant I have no right to an opinion so I said nothing
25:09But if you were to express an opinion
25:13Of the woman who was almost certain to become my future wife
25:17It is decided
25:20And diagnosis insisting on some due diligence regarding her lineage and that we both have a week for reflection
25:29For myself I have reflected
25:36For them it is your opinion of her that interests me
25:41If I was you are still exposed
25:46I would say that after a very brief encounter
25:51She's rather too sharp
25:58That'll be all
26:04Now the potter seal of disapproval removes all doubt
26:10I will go to St. Patrick's Cathedral and speak to the Dean to begin making arrangements
26:13You prepare the maids, the butlers, the grooms
26:18For a Guinness wedding
26:48This is the
27:03Let's go.
27:33What's this about age? What the fuck?
27:40I'm just going to let her take.
27:42You just won't fucking believe what Rafferty just pinned to the wall of that shed.
27:45The letter here, Mr. Rafferty just gave me, it says...
27:50that when I retire from my labors this coming Friday,
27:54even though it will be my 65th birthday on that day,
27:59and I'll be too old to work,
28:03they're going to carry on paying me anyway.
28:06They will carry on paying me,
28:09even though I'm at home by the fire,
28:13I'm no longer employed.
28:15The letter says it's called an old age pension.
28:23Mr. Rafferty, you made the announcement?
28:25I pinned a notice on the wall, but I could not bring myself to announce it out loud.
28:29It is plain madness.
28:31It is the future, Mr. Rafferty.
28:33My brother will soon be standing for election,
28:34and new electoral rules mean that more ordinary workers will be allowed to vote.
28:38So you give the money for nothing?
28:40And next week we will announce phase two
28:42of the new Guinness Workers' Health and Benefits Scheme.
28:45What the fuck is in phase two?
28:47You've had enough shots for one day, Mr. Rafferty.
29:00Yes, father.
29:03I am deadly serious.
29:26Three cheers to Mr. Edward Ginnett!
29:29And he's back!
29:30Second pension!
29:32He's back!
29:33He's back!
29:35He's back!
30:02Christine, how the hell did you get in here?
30:03Well, I came here to tell you that it's decided.
30:06What is?
30:07You and I.
30:09Your father's will has left you penniless.
30:12You'll be totally dependent on your brother's charity.
30:15Penniless and dependent are like twin tigers
30:17which will scare away any woman of substance
30:18who is looking for a husband.
30:21But if you marry me,
30:22you won't need your father's money
30:24or your brother's charity.
30:26My endowment is small.
30:27My endowment is small,
30:27but if we are in love,
30:28we can be happy.
30:30And we can live in London if you want.
30:32There's a doctor there
30:33and he can help you stop your drinking
30:34and taking gas.
30:36Already stopped.
30:36I've already written to him.
30:37He said there's no such thing.
30:39It's a hopeless case.
30:45Except when it comes to love.
30:48When it comes to loving me, Christine,
30:51you are a hopeless case.
30:59Can you sit down, please?
31:13This afternoon, I walked sober,
31:18decided down to Portobello Barracks
31:21where I signed my name to this document
31:24applying for enlistment.
31:27My birth and my name should guarantee
31:30me a commission in the rank of captain.
31:34They're still reviewing the application,
31:36but you should look favorably
31:38upon someone whose name is on a million bottles.
31:51Once I use my name as a pass,
31:54I have to prove that I can do things on my own.
32:00But I'm going to prove my father wrong.
32:04His will
32:06has given me purpose.
32:10For that, I might one day thank him.
32:20I'm going to prove that I don't care.
32:21My family, my father,
32:22and I will admit that
32:25From here.
32:28The crap is me.
32:33I look like how I have 2015.
32:39I am.
32:40It is SD 224.
32:48Do you have road boots too big for you I'd like to borrow them please
33:15So
33:18Show me
33:32Question was where was God answer was he was nowhere
33:39My husband walked to Swimfort rags to get seat
33:44It rained enough to baptize you
33:49I got a message you got as far back as the castle
33:55I found him starved to death
33:58Covered with crows and magpies
34:03Three children followed him
34:06Donal
34:08Green and leaf
34:17Are your children buried here?
34:20We were too weak to digress
34:24They dug a hole
34:26They left it open and they threw them in
34:30When you're that hungry
34:31You can't cry
34:35And they gave us seed from the parish in 48th
34:38But we were so hungry we cooked the seed
34:40There was nothing left to plant
34:43There was typhus
34:45Dysentery
34:50We had nothing left for rent
34:53So that Baron Brown
34:55The house your father bought
34:57He started the evictions
34:59And he sent down his crowbar invincibles
35:02Threw us into the field
35:05Two more children
35:07Gun
35:18Then there was the line of skeletons
35:21And rags walking to Killala Quay
35:25Where the soldiers put them on a boat bound for Quebec
35:31They were gone
35:35We were left
36:00What else do you want me to show you?
36:04Why did you stay here?
36:08Settle your head
36:10Then
36:11Send your bones to sleep
36:16Every moment
36:20The moment that we read
36:22Brings a moment's peace
36:26You'll not be missing nothing
36:31The sunshine's sleeping too
36:36The stars are lining up low
36:42Don't watch your dreams with you
36:49And if you make a wish
36:54When you walk
36:56There's a step you miss
36:59What?
37:00The way you walk
37:03These boots are too big for me
37:05Well there's a weakness on your left
37:07What weakness?
37:09When you walk
37:10Sometimes you have to step forward
37:11Then when you bend your knee
37:13It almost gives way
37:14I have felt a weakness lately
37:18But I had a doctor in Dublin do tests on my blood
37:21And he said there was nothing wrong with me
37:24Well it's me that's wrong, so
37:26You should get back to your carriage
37:29It's going to a rail
37:32The important thing is
37:34I came here to help you
37:40I'm planning what I can do to help you people
37:53Dear Arthur and Edward
37:55I came to Ashford Castle
37:58To survey the property that our father left us
38:01Along the way
38:02I was taken here
38:04I was taken ill
38:04For reasons I don't need to divulge
38:07I was held up in a village which is part of the Ashford estate
38:11I saw the devastation that was caused by the famine 20 years ago
38:16I also saw the conditions that the people here still endure
38:19Not absolute starvation anymore
38:22But close to it
38:23Just a few miles from our own front door
38:27When I get back to Dublin
38:29I suggest we have a meeting
38:31I will propose in the name of God
38:33That from now on at least 10% of all profits
38:3810% of all profits made from the brewing business
38:41Be devoted to feeding, housing and saving the souls of the deserving poor on all of our states
38:47Also in Dublin and eventually in London and beyond
38:52So we save the whole fucking world
38:54Our family motto is
38:56My hope is in God
39:00With God's help let us bring hope to all those who currently live without hope
39:05Oh my love, your devoted sister Anne
39:08Well 10% is an absurd amount even for little Annie
39:15Tell me about this woman who's going to be my new sister-in-law
39:17We don't agree 10% is absurd
39:20I think the principle is sound but we would need to agree on an amount
39:25No, no, no
39:26We have a duty of care to the people who work for us
39:29Not to the people who happen to be standing at the roadside looking hungry when our sister's carriage breaks down
39:34It wasn't her carriage
39:36It was her mind then which is broken down
39:39We are going to need a set of values
39:44Is this you putting forward an idea for us to discuss or have you already decided?
39:50Arthur, if you want to get elected
39:51You need more than just a wife at your side
39:54What has my election got to do with it?
39:56Well, what effect do you think our decision to introduce old age pensions will have on your vote?
40:02It will increase it, maybe double it
40:04It wasn't even my fucking decision, you presented it to me
40:06Yes, as part of a wider plan, Arthur
40:10Let's say it's you and Anne against me
40:11This isn't hide and fucking seek
40:13No, no, no, no, no, and I'm the what?
40:16The stubborn one
40:18The bored one
40:19The one who's only ever half listed
40:20Mostly, yes
40:21Well, now you have my attention
40:2210 fucking percent gets my attention
40:25I have your attention
40:26Good
40:36Read this
40:40Byron Hedges
40:42Where the fuck is Byron Hedges?
40:45That is a copy of a letter of authority that I gave to him to take to New York
40:53You gave to him?
40:55Well, you were at the cathedral discussing floral arrangements
41:01You look like the little brother who did something wrong
41:10What have you done wrong, Eddie?
41:18Byron Hedges is a Fenian
41:21His connections in New York are with the Fenian Brotherhood
41:26One, two, three
41:29Now you explode
41:38It's my fault, really
41:42You're being so distracted
41:47That is just a copy, Arthur
41:49The original is aboard a ship that's already left Liverpool
41:53When I'm back from Portugal, after the wedding
41:55I will begin to assert some kind of rational control
41:57Yes, yes, yes, yes, the future
41:59Arthur, in the future, we will see both sides of the home rule debate
42:03For now, we are in the middle
42:06Our concern is the people
42:07What the fuck do I care about the people for?
42:09I'm a conservative
42:10Benevolence equals votes
42:12Votes equal power
42:14Power equals expansion
42:16And expansion equals greater profits
42:18After the wedding, we will sit down and speak rationally, brother
42:22Not ten percent
42:24Five percent
42:25And some of that we spend in New York and Boston
42:28Guns and ammunition for our new Fenian friends
42:31No, Arthur, of course not
42:33Charitable works
42:39Since I have your attention
42:41I will propose
42:44That from now on, in America and elsewhere in the world
42:49The new symbol of Guinness will be this
42:55It will be our trademark
42:57And it will represent what we are
42:59The harp
43:00Of Irish hero, Brian Boru
43:03A symbol of all Ireland
43:06Of Celtic Ireland
43:10Of Catholic Ireland
43:12You want to put it on the fire?
43:16Christ!
43:19All this goodness
43:21This kindness
43:23Pensions and harps
43:24It's just you're submitting to fucking blackmail
43:27Fuck off!
43:28Fuck off!
43:32If the Fenians were my fault
43:33And bit by bit, you would nudge me to their side
43:36Just to save a fucking factory!
43:38Brumery!
43:38Yes, and to save your name
43:42Arthur
43:43Are you brave?
43:45Are you that brave?
43:48Are you that brave to have it all revealed?
43:53So do you want me to continue to walk the time rope?
44:17All those in favor
44:19Adopting the Irish harp
44:21As the Guinness trademark
44:24Say
44:25Bye
44:40Mr. Guinness
44:41Would you like to order something
44:43Whilst you're waiting for your guest?
44:46Yes
44:47Two bottles of Guinness
44:48Of course, sir
44:56Madame, the staff entrance is around the back
44:58In Sackville place
44:59Uh, no, Colin
45:01The lady is expected
45:02Follow me
45:18Mr. Guinness
45:20Mr. Guinness
45:21Miss Ellen Cochran
45:22Miss Cochran
45:25Please, take a seat
45:41As you see, I'm known in the city
45:43And I imagine you knew the effect that my entrance would have
45:46I knew very well the effect your entrance would have
45:52The black armband is from Michael Barrett
45:55For an innocent man who was lynched in a public place
45:58Yes
45:59I actually sent a letter
46:00To the Home Secretary suggesting his clemency
46:04But in London
46:05Unlike in Dublin
46:07The Guinnesses don't always get their way
46:10For now
46:10Yes
46:14Would you like me to pour, sir?
46:16No
46:16I'll pour
46:18I don't drink in the daytime
46:20These
46:21Are not for drinking
46:23They are purely for the purpose
46:25Of illustration
46:27What illustration?
46:30You see, there is a
46:31Particular technique
46:34When it comes to pouring Guinness
46:38When you start to pour
46:40The beer, quite rightly
46:41Is very excited to be free
46:44And it fizzes in the glass
46:46So while the first glass settles
46:48And gets used to the situation
46:50You start to pour the next
47:01And then you wait
47:02For the porter to calm down
47:05I call it the Guinness Minute
47:07I was told that you wanted to meet me
47:09Can you get to the point?
47:11This is my point
47:13These two half-poured glasses of Guinness
47:16Represent the state of Ireland
47:18At this moment
47:19Excited by your dream
47:21Of independence
47:22But in need of a little time
47:24To reflect
47:25And you reduce our struggles to beer?
47:29That's what I know
47:30Miss Cochran
47:32I also know
47:34That when you complete the pour
47:36To fill the glass
47:37It is important
47:39That you do it slowly
47:42Carefully
47:46Evenly
47:48And as with your political struggle
47:52You will only be successful
47:57If you keep
47:59Your
48:00Head
48:11I'm still not drinking what you poured me
48:13Mr. Guinness
48:14Miss Cochran
48:15What I am offering
48:17Is that we go on a journey
48:18As honourable people
48:21And we go on the journey together
48:24A long slow stroll
48:26Arm in arm
48:26With the capitalists
48:27And the unionists
48:29The situation is simple
48:31When your brother
48:32Is elected
48:33He will use all that famous
48:36Guinness power and influence
48:37To make the English parliament
48:39See the wisdom of Irish independence
48:42We can help him
48:43By showing him
48:43That the Fenians
48:44Are not wild bandits
48:47I wanted to meet you here
48:48In a public place
48:50To make a statement
48:51That all of Dublin society
48:53Can understand
48:56Also
48:57My brother is getting married
49:00And we are inviting
49:01Carefully selected Dubliners
49:03Who represent different parts of society
49:05I'm invited to a Guinness wedding
49:07I know you are not married
49:10But you can bring your brother
49:12I'm keen to meet him as well
49:22I have certain rules
49:24Which I mostly abide by
49:26Sometimes I break my rules
49:31Cutting off the walls
49:32Looking like a rabbit hound
49:33Get up out of that
49:34Get up off the ground
49:35I'll tie it to the chair
49:36If you don't simmer down
49:37You're the world's worst patron
49:38Saved up stout
49:39Actually didn't I bar you's last
49:41We go what are you doing
49:41With a spliff in your mouth
49:42All right then
49:43Never mind
49:44What'll it be lads
49:45Another round
49:45Another round
49:46Another round
49:47Another round
49:48Another round
49:48Another round
49:50Another round
49:50Another round
49:51Another round
49:51Another round
49:52Another round
49:52Another round
49:52Another round
49:53I'm assuming
49:54Green Calico
49:55And the Woollen Child
49:56Will be just grand
49:58On a grand day
49:59It'll be
50:11unser round
50:21And the We trim
50:31How many people
50:34How many people
50:39A Gibberish
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