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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:38Carl Bardo.
00:00:53Jesus.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr. gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't be
00:01:41possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know
00:05:49in a society driven by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush for a call
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone you are flesh and i bet i bet you're not done
00:06:06not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope um
00:06:22f a h dash fa dot com
00:06:27yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter my latest enterprise hypernosis
00:06:35i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah
00:06:45we're in acquisition talks
00:06:47i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school but i
00:06:52i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean you know what it's like there golden handcuffs you get it
00:07:00so i was thinking if i could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are
00:07:10i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:08who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him clearance to
00:08:19speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him
00:08:22it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine
00:08:25but i'm not
00:08:26all that work we did wasted
00:08:28everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl
00:08:34that's okay
00:08:35we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it
00:08:38in session
00:08:39right now
00:08:39i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right
00:08:43and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay
00:08:47uh how about thursday at noon
00:08:49you gotta you gotta believe joanne
00:08:51this guy he's the type of guy you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his sniveling little wormy eyes
00:08:56but you can't
00:08:57but you can't
00:08:58because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it
00:09:00and not your fault carl
00:09:01whatever happened
00:09:02not your fault
00:09:03some people
00:09:04deserve
00:09:05maybe not
00:09:06stabbing
00:09:07but a real
00:09:07definitive
00:09:08i'm i'm sorry
00:09:09i i i have to take this
00:09:11what
00:09:11do you know where orson is
00:09:13oh ethan
00:09:14yeah he's at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it
00:09:20in session
00:09:20on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school
00:09:26and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there
00:09:32i i i see him
00:09:33on my tracker
00:09:34jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course
00:09:38the only explanation for you
00:09:39is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing
00:09:42damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up
00:09:44to the possibility
00:09:45that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series
00:09:47of micro screw-ups
00:09:48they they they build up
00:09:49like like coral reefs
00:09:51or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea
00:09:55what you're talking about
00:09:57right now
00:09:57but our son is not
00:09:58a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not
00:10:01a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle
00:10:03in the metaphor
00:10:04ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork
00:10:17tetanus shot
00:10:18question mark
00:10:23oh god
00:10:25oh god
00:10:25move
00:10:27move
00:10:27can you get me
00:10:30some antibacterial
00:10:31ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like
00:10:37what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent
00:10:40twin rodents
00:10:44hey captain
00:10:46big news
00:10:48cabinet level
00:10:49coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to
00:10:52sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's a sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary
00:10:56of the va
00:10:57she's gonna be
00:10:58down this week
00:10:58so
00:10:59yeah
00:10:59we've been working
00:11:01with uh
00:11:01your cto
00:11:02harper
00:11:03turns out
00:11:04your
00:11:05gynoden
00:11:06gizmo
00:11:07i have noted
00:11:07same tech
00:11:09right
00:11:09can be used
00:11:10to identify
00:11:11bets
00:11:12at risk
00:11:13of self-harm
00:11:14huge
00:11:15wow
00:11:15i mean
00:11:15a really
00:11:16a godsend
00:11:17and she agrees
00:11:18so she's coming
00:11:19here to check
00:11:20it out
00:11:21oh
00:11:21what did you
00:11:23catch a fork
00:11:23there jefe
00:11:25lucky
00:11:25ointment
00:11:26please
00:11:26listen
00:11:27i would love
00:11:27to meet your
00:11:28friend
00:11:29i really would
00:11:29but i have
00:11:30deals
00:11:30to chase
00:11:31deals
00:11:33deals that
00:11:34are real
00:11:34deals
00:11:35yeah
00:11:35yeah
00:11:36no
00:11:36i get it
00:11:37government money
00:11:37right
00:11:38it doesn't flow
00:11:39but
00:11:40there are
00:11:41workarounds
00:11:41yeah
00:11:42fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva
00:11:45can help
00:11:46with that
00:11:46she can maybe
00:11:47get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we should
00:11:59so don't buy everything
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay
00:12:06thank you
00:12:06thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to
00:12:12bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve
00:12:15in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing
00:12:16partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:19oh
00:12:21yeah
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:30okay
00:12:31okay
00:12:31a texas
00:12:32bbq
00:12:33we red white
00:12:34and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know
00:12:36a pig
00:12:37on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof
00:12:40we get vips
00:12:41a dj and your
00:12:42sekva
00:12:44yeah
00:12:44sekva
00:12:45yeah
00:12:45sure
00:12:46hypergnosis is soliciting
00:12:48a government contract
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant
00:12:51there's regulations
00:12:53i'm throwing the party
00:12:54i'm buying the pig
00:12:55i'll get the kosher
00:12:56yeah no
00:12:57we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky
00:13:01get us a hog
00:13:02yeah
00:13:02you got it
00:13:03great
00:13:03great meeting guys
00:13:05throwing the party
00:13:06right
00:13:06i'll get on the phone
00:13:08now
00:13:09okay
00:13:10having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson
00:13:40barack
00:13:41stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see
00:13:50i told you he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching
00:14:00orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:03people
00:14:04and were you
00:14:05planning to spend
00:14:05all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off
00:14:07back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here
00:14:12call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother
00:14:15of every child
00:14:16who isn't
00:14:17a student
00:14:17at las altas
00:14:18well i guess
00:14:19i wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for
00:14:21ninety thousand
00:14:22dollars a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24you could at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry
00:14:27but when orson
00:14:28got home from school
00:14:28and you asked
00:14:29how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework
00:14:32okay
00:14:32who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to
00:14:34replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred
00:14:36during your road rage
00:14:37incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and
00:14:42i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get his
00:14:48eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out
00:14:57to his baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow
00:15:00and that means
00:15:00you can enroll him
00:15:01when
00:15:01we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:04okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you
00:15:07sorted
00:15:10i am going to
00:15:11kill your father
00:15:14okay orson
00:15:15let's go
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god
00:15:20for five minutes
00:15:21you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:24it's it's it's it's
00:15:26it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something
00:15:40to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires
00:15:43are bearing down in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo
00:15:46to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course
00:15:51can you stay retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:57we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay
00:16:00you're just absent
00:16:01all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah i think so
00:16:06you remember our song
00:16:07at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh
00:16:25didn't even ask me
00:16:26what happened
00:16:27he got stabbed
00:16:28with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but
00:16:33do you even want
00:16:33to know why
00:16:35sure they had a reason
00:17:10what is going on
00:17:12nothing
00:17:29goodbye
00:17:31goodbye
00:17:38honey how's it going in there
00:17:40i i i really don't want to see another doctor
00:17:42your dad took you to a baltimore doctor
00:17:45okay it's
00:17:46i got you in with a stanford gi man
00:17:49woman actually
00:17:50she uses tech to create this
00:17:523d data map diet gut biome
00:17:55just okay i i just don't understand the directions
00:17:57i you
00:17:59so
00:18:01you just
00:18:01you poop in the hat
00:18:03i don't want to poop in the hat
00:18:06i sorry let me uh let me just get get rid of this man
00:18:10please orson please just just poop in the hat
00:18:14and nothing to eat after nine okay
00:18:16like i mean it i mean not even water
00:18:18ow this house
00:18:21what i i can't talk i'm in the middle of a family
00:18:25what spider
00:18:27like i'm the spider
00:18:28i got stabbed but i did not
00:18:30i i think it's a sign
00:18:32duncan you only got stabbed by a fork
00:18:34okay
00:18:34hey grow up move on
00:18:36not taking no for an answer is sometimes the answer really is no
00:18:40if the spider could talk he would say to me go down swinging
00:18:43but why go down at all duncan you're worth a lot of money go enjoy your life i don't know
00:18:47play pickleball
00:18:48take up quilting on the riviera or wherever
00:18:51oh you're incepting me aren't you
00:18:55pickleball
00:18:56yeah very clever
00:18:57i hear your words behind your words
00:18:59there are no words behind my words
00:19:09god damn
00:19:11like you crawled out of satan's piss hole
00:19:15i'm alright little spawn satan
00:19:20respect
00:19:28you're the man
00:19:29you're the man
00:19:38hi
00:19:40can i come in
00:19:41we can talk
00:19:43yeah
00:19:43oh god
00:19:46get off me
00:19:49we are authorized
00:19:51you're filming this
00:19:52he stabbed me
00:19:54he stabbed me
00:19:55he's okay
00:19:56okay
00:19:59oh god
00:20:01are you laughing
00:20:04are you laughing
00:20:06you can't kill me
00:20:07you can't kill me
00:20:15you can't kill me
00:20:31I'm home
00:20:32I petite
00:20:34you can't kill me
00:20:38and you can't kill me
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffer, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:03Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the Secfa like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems.
00:23:03Country.
00:23:04Dubstep.
00:23:05She'd like to be, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta make it shoot me, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:24:07Spookle!
00:24:08Spookle!
00:24:13Spookle!
00:24:20Spookle!
00:24:27Spookle!
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her, hijack her to a black side, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise, one drink and we'll go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena, I...
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:02Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this...
00:25:18Investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not...
00:25:29Not your...
00:25:30B.A.?
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like...
00:25:38I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00What's Lily?
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were gonna be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:54Are you...
00:26:56All right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:00Uh...
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:26Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:46Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:08Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:21Oh, my gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46People is spinning.
00:30:49Oh, no.
00:30:50He hasn't been fined trying to find it.
00:30:53Oh, man.
00:30:57Oh, man.æ°´
00:31:03out. Oh,
00:31:07man. Oh,
00:31:09man. Oh,
00:31:10man. Oh,
00:31:12man. Oh,
00:31:13man. Oh.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better
00:33:21did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:39please absolutely blew it on climate data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:51provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:02you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams you know uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:37and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan the house is gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have one
00:35:59what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some pruned danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you to run back
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57the house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:09i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:57there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:03oh
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:56in the lab
00:38:56just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01when building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:03past that
00:39:04we'll have to collect
00:39:05another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will
00:39:11take the sample
00:39:13i um
00:39:14oh
00:39:15just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:05what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:148
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:178
00:40:196
00:40:35where the hell is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:46where's the
00:40:46complete you two
00:40:53please
00:40:53oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please
00:41:12please i i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:20look
00:41:20i've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school
00:41:26to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep in other people's shit
00:41:31is
00:41:31is not how you thought it would go
00:41:33i i
00:41:33i really
00:41:34get it
00:41:35but
00:41:36you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:06um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask
00:42:08do you
00:42:08it's
00:42:09it's nasty out there
00:42:10heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:15yes
00:42:17and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me
00:42:28out through this dream
00:42:33and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus
00:43:18jojo
00:43:19this
00:43:19it
00:43:19it
00:43:20it shouldn't be this difficult
00:43:21to get a hold of you
00:43:22i
00:43:22i lost
00:43:23um
00:43:24a friend
00:43:26kind of
00:43:27kind of
00:43:28well he
00:43:28he wasn't human
00:43:30but
00:43:30i'm still
00:43:31miserable
00:43:33okay
00:43:34you picked
00:43:35bard off
00:43:36right
00:43:36and it has been
00:43:37a disaster
00:43:38like
00:43:39he hates me
00:43:39i don't even know why
00:43:41because
00:43:42you are a bad man
00:43:44a bad bad bad man
00:43:49is this orwell
00:43:52no one likes you
00:43:57not even
00:44:00you
00:44:00i like me
00:44:02i
00:44:02did your mom
00:44:03say she didn't like me
00:44:05did she tell you that
00:44:07get
00:44:07her
00:44:09arrivederci
00:44:10douchey douchey
00:44:22how the hell with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:25shit
00:44:30you would not believe
00:44:33what i have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:38oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:44oh my god
00:44:46so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mhm
00:44:56oh i love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:02dad never gets it from me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:13oh yeah
00:45:15that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only
00:45:22tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:31oh shit shit shit shit shit shit
00:45:36i i um i i completely forgot a an appointment with a client today it's damn it oh it's okay
00:45:46no regrets
00:45:47i was right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:54yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:57so fast
00:46:04well that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah i
00:46:24yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the
00:46:34lab
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't
00:46:48zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave
00:46:54me
00:46:54dog shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:37what do you want
00:47:38duncan
00:47:40what are you talking about
00:47:43i
00:47:44his name
00:47:45is orson
00:47:47and i strongly advise you
00:47:49to not even talk
00:47:50about my son
00:47:51do you hate me that much joanne
00:47:54and and if so i'm just wondering if you wanted bard off to hurt me
00:47:58wait was that your intention
00:48:00i i was hoping an unproductive and if necessary unpleasant interaction would yes lead you
00:48:07to see that this is not tenable you needed to see that you wanted him to humiliate me
00:48:13you despise me you despise me you despise me that much you are the one blackmailing me remember
00:48:19no no i offered you a partnership are you are you hearing yourself you you you seriously can't be that
00:48:28much of a moron i'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app i'm not
00:48:35the health care professional who set up cage matches between my patients no because i didn't sign up for group
00:48:41therapy thunder
00:48:42you threatened my livelihood my family i am only human duncan and i was right i knew carl wouldn't suffer
00:48:49a fool like you a fool a fool
00:48:52oh no
00:48:57you don't actually think you're a genius do you duncan
00:49:00a lottery that's how you get a college roommate that's how you got hamish the actual genius
00:49:08so consider yourself absurdly unjustly lucky
00:49:16by god you're mean
00:49:18well i could be mean too you know
00:49:20okay fine you want to turn me in
00:49:24turn me in i will lose my license yes but then
00:49:28you know what goes right out the window doctor patient confidentiality
00:49:34you're afraid of humiliation i will air all of your weird skid marked filthy laundry and and i will gladly
00:49:43go down just so long as i take you with me
00:49:45what why why why why are you doing this
00:49:48give it up duncan the world doesn't revolve around you it never did
00:49:53and if you talk to my child again i swear to christ i will shoot you dead
00:49:58fine i'm on my own and i am
00:50:03always was
00:50:05always will be
00:50:07yes
00:50:08great great great you know what joanne
00:50:11i can work with that
00:50:12yep stay tuned
00:50:39god damn you're ugly
00:50:51hey
00:50:54no one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this right
00:50:58i figured at least you might uh
00:51:02respect my persistence
00:51:05is that bothering you carl yes
00:51:07what do you want me to do
00:51:08what would that coffee get us about please
00:51:11oh my god he's kidding he's kidding
00:51:14we're old friends
00:51:19you
00:51:20i is that
00:51:23it's a lady's phone
00:51:25they're playing him everywhere
00:51:26hon
00:51:28can you just turn this off
00:51:35you know a couple years back i was uh worth a lot on paper almost as much as you curl
00:51:42we uh threw this big tits out blowout party and i wanted linus poe to play
00:51:48so i offered him a million bucks and he said no
00:51:52so i went to uh two million to three million to four million and i thought this son of a
00:52:00a bitch couldn't be a bitch couldn't be bought
00:52:02and before giving up i went to 4.5 and he said yes
00:52:07and linus poe came to my house my own backyard he played three songs
00:52:12and walked off stage flash me the bird double-barreled in front of my employees my co-founder my wife
00:52:20my dad and he screamed you people are fucking disgusting
00:52:28huh well it messed me up
00:52:32for a while and then i uh
00:52:38finally went to therapy yeah not afraid to admit it and i realized you know what he wasn't giving me
00:52:48the finger he was giving himself the finger linus took the money and man that must have
00:52:53burnt him because he never he never made another record after that i broke him
00:53:01most people are weak but not you carl not you no no you're not you can't tolerate
00:53:10didn't put up with mine and i have scars to prove it and everyone knows you had your
00:53:15run-ins with cupertino tim if i sell to them cupertino my legacy would end up exactly like linus pose
00:53:21a loser who can be bought off it's you you not them not cupertino you i need you
00:53:31and i'm so sure of it seven percent stake ten percent below market value
00:53:37and i get 300 million capital infusion market credibility and someone i deeply deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear we're not just mining data carl we're doing the important
00:53:55work of profiling every single human on the planet and what happens after that it's changed change
00:54:02every single person what they want what they think what people believe
00:54:15well you're not stabbing me carl
00:54:32yes
00:54:33oh my god
00:54:57robotunes make me a song of triumph in the style of linus poe and put my name in it
00:55:14the earth swung low the sky split in two but duncan kept walking as great men do
00:55:23they said you can't win
00:55:25and he whispered we'll see and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees
00:55:32duncan wore no crown no coin or creed just the silence of hunger and the ghost of nate
00:55:40and duncan walks forward the rise of a king
00:55:47carl bardoff is coming he's one of us
00:55:54what you were you at harvard i never went to harford
00:55:57you were with duncan park what were you two up to i'm getting back into the game so thank you
00:56:03alvin died the landlord i don't want to lose our home
00:56:07i'll always show mr bardoff the power of nodon
00:56:11shut up
00:56:17what a douche
00:56:20forcing barack stern
00:56:25mom what were you watching naked people
00:56:31in episode three joanne tries to be a good mom oh my god for five minutes you can hold it
00:56:37in
00:56:37no i can't orson has ibs he's got difficulty with his stomach it's part of the reason why he doesn't
00:56:44want to be a matriculating student at this place it's really embarrassing for him and it's like something
00:56:50he is really insecure about so there's a need for parental guidance here orson needs to know that
00:56:57his mother has his back and she shows that by sort of corralling him to a stanford doctor you get
00:57:05a
00:57:05glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him and how he feels like her problems are
00:57:10always bigger than his problems and like she matters more it doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing
00:57:15response to his ailments samples are handled by the lab tech you better get it there they go to lunch
00:57:22at 12. it's another instance of someone's hubris joanne's in this case i can fix this problem
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality there's a firestorm going on outside there's wildfires
00:57:37the air is terrible and she's going to get the poop there on time no matter what and we see
00:57:42this
00:57:43fantastic montage of her going to the hospital and it's i think a moment where we really feel
00:57:49for joanne and she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample yes to me what she's saying in that moment is damn it i'm a good mother you would not
00:58:02believe
00:58:03what i have just been through
00:58:10do you do it with this is that good enough because i need blood on this fork
00:58:13in episode three duncan goes from pursuing bardolph duncan park hypernosis to being stabbed by him
00:58:21because with the forward-facing data analytics out
00:58:23and then eventually bagging him and it's all about relentlessness and his teacher in all of this
00:58:37is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink
00:58:48spider could talk he would say to me go down swinging but why go down at all duncan you're worth
00:58:53a lot of money go enjoy your life i don't know play pickleball yeah very clever i hear your words
00:58:58words behind your words there are no words behind my words and ultimately learns the value of you
00:59:05can't kill me and never stop coming back and that's what he does with bardolph i need you
00:59:12and i'm so sure of it well you're not stabbing me carl in the end he wins
00:59:23one of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire
00:59:33oh my god
00:59:53one of my favorite parts of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire
00:59:56oh my god
00:59:57oh my god
00:59:59oh my god
01:00:00oh my god
01:00:00oh my god
01:00:01oh my god
01:00:01oh my god
01:00:01oh my god
01:00:02oh my god
01:00:03oh my god
01:00:05oh my god
01:00:06oh
01:00:07oh
01:00:08oh
01:00:08oh
01:00:08oh
01:00:08oh
01:00:08oh
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