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00:00:28Transcription by CastingWords

00:00:31In the beginning, the universe was in perfect balance, kept in peace and harmony by four magic books.

00:00:43The Alliance of Evil Wizards made it their mission to capture these books and shroud the universe in darkness.

00:00:55One of the books, called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

00:00:59That's me! Cha-cha-cha!

00:01:01The magic book? Where is it? Find it at once!

00:01:04She was rescued by a group of mighty blue guardians.

00:01:09Those evil wizards won't get you.

00:01:11I've got to run. You're safe with us, little one.

00:01:14They swore to protect the magic book.

00:01:16The fate of the universe depended on it, so they hid her away in a secret location.

00:01:24Now, shh! Don't tell anyone!

00:01:27I'm in Smurf Village!

00:01:34La, la, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song.

00:01:38La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, smurf the whole day long.

00:01:42La, la, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song.

00:01:47Check this out.

00:01:48Check this out.

00:01:49La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:06la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:07la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:07la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

00:02:18But you're looking so put together

00:02:21I just started feeling cool

00:02:23You got a scoreboard and eight

00:02:25I match with you, red, green, or gray

00:02:27I'm still here, we got massive feel

00:02:29Whatever color you feel because

00:02:31Everything goes with blue

00:02:33It look, it look good on me

00:02:35Good on you

00:02:36Gotta fly in that suit

00:02:38Everything goes with blue

00:02:42I look in the sky

00:02:44I see you

00:02:45You're a star, bright and blue

00:02:47Everything goes with

00:02:49Boom, ba, ba, ba, ba- éc SAT

00:02:51Boom, ba, ba, rubr écの

00:02:52Boom, ba, bam, arts

00:02:54ум, ba, ba,ической

00:02:55Bada boomba dah boa

00:02:58Way

00:03:05Boom!

00:03:10You got scoreboard and eight

00:03:12I match with you, red, green, or grey

00:03:14I'm still here, we got massive feel

00:03:16How do you feel because everything goes with blue?

00:03:19It look good on me, good on you.

00:03:23Butterfly in that zoo.

00:03:26Everything goes with blue.

00:03:28I look in the sky, I see you.

00:03:31You're a star, bright and blue.

00:03:34Everything goes with blue.

00:03:36Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

00:03:41Now that's what I call a banger.

00:03:43Great job, Smurfs!

00:03:45Yay for us!

00:03:47A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time, no name.

00:03:50Same time, same place tomorrow.

00:03:53Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf.

00:03:54Thank you, calendar Smurf.

00:03:56Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing?

00:04:00Excuse me?

00:04:01Oh, you stepped it in now, Papa.

00:04:03Papa Smurf, quick follow-up, if I may.

00:04:05And here we go.

00:04:06I still don't have a thing and a quick follow-up to the follow-up.

00:04:10Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

00:04:12Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

00:04:15I smash things.

00:04:18And Worry Smurf worries.

00:04:20You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.

00:04:22And Brainy is really smart.

00:04:25And Grouchy is...

00:04:27Don't even say it.

00:04:28And there's Camouflage Smurf.

00:04:29I'm right here.

00:04:30How to focus Smurf.

00:04:32Clumsy Smurf.

00:04:35Way back there Smurf.

00:04:36Way over here!

00:04:37Handlebar mustache Smurf.

00:04:39Quiet Smurf.

00:04:40I have something really important to tell you.

00:04:42What did he say?

00:04:43I have no idea.

00:04:44But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

00:04:46Well, you're no-name.

00:04:48That's a thing.

00:04:49Is it, though?

00:04:50Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing,

00:04:53I'm actually...

00:04:55nothing.

00:04:59Hey, sound effects Smurf, can you back off?

00:05:07Even he's got a thing.

00:05:09And he's only been here since Tuesday.

00:05:11Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no-name.

00:05:13Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.

00:05:17It's in there.

00:05:18You just gotta find a way to let it out.

00:05:20Oh, I've been thinking.

00:05:21We don't have a magic Smurf around here.

00:05:25Maybe that could be my thing.

00:05:27Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

00:05:29But I'm sure there's something else for you.

00:05:31Hey, list-making Smurf,

00:05:33what's left on our giant list of things

00:05:35to try to find no-name-a-name list?

00:05:38Well, let's see, Papa.

00:05:40Okay, to date we've tried...

00:05:44Ah, 10,248 things.

00:05:46How many do we have left?

00:05:48Um, two. Clog-making and...

00:05:50Ooh, shark-taming.

00:05:52That's wonderful news.

00:05:54Let's try clog-making.

00:05:56That's a great idea, Papa Smurf.

00:05:58Right, Smurfs?

00:05:59That's a great idea!

00:06:06I guess I could learn to like clogs.

00:06:08Woohoo!

00:06:14Just take your time, no-name.

00:06:16Don't rush it.

00:06:18I'll just be right here.

00:06:19You got this.

00:06:22If you can make something with a square toe,

00:06:24that'd be great.

00:06:24Thanks!

00:06:42Terrible clog!

00:06:49You know, there's always...

00:06:52shark-taming.

00:06:54That one's already taken.

00:06:57Oh...

00:06:57That's too bad.

00:06:59Hey, I have a great idea.

00:07:01Let's go pick some Smurf berries.

00:07:02It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berry.

00:07:05Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,

00:07:07there is a gnawing emptiness inside me

00:07:09that all the Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill.

00:07:12It's hard to be the odd Smurf out.

00:07:14I think I might know a little something about that feeling.

00:07:16What do you mean?

00:07:17Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay

00:07:20by our mortal enemy, the evil wizard Gargamel,

00:07:23in the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom.

00:07:26I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

00:07:29So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

00:07:31Well, I just think about all the friends who love me,

00:07:33and that I love Bat,

00:07:35and I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

00:07:38You find your thing, No Name.

00:07:40So don't give up.

00:07:41Thanks, Smurfette.

00:07:42I cherish us.

00:07:43I cherish us, too.

00:07:45Infinity.

00:07:46I cherish you.

00:07:47Infinity times infinity plus one.

00:07:49It's not a competition.

00:07:51But if it was,

00:07:53I'd cherish you.

00:07:55Infinity times infinity plus one times pi times infinity.

00:07:58Infinity.

00:07:59And I'd win.

00:08:10Smurfette's right.

00:08:11I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have,

00:08:13and start dwelling on what I do.

00:08:18But why is that so hard for me?

00:08:23Who am I?

00:08:25Where do I belong?

00:08:29Heavy heart, but I carry on searching for the answers.

00:08:37But I'm only moving backwards now.

00:08:41What they say when they think of me.

00:08:48Does a name tell you anything?

00:08:52Does happy ever after ever really happen?

00:08:59I'm always on the outside looking in.

00:09:04Never finding nothing.

00:09:07I'm always on the sidelines in the end.

00:09:11And you only see the downside.

00:09:15When you're always on the outside.

00:09:19When you're always on the outside.

00:09:20I try to find a reason to be strong.

00:09:23I'm holding on for something.

00:09:26But no one ever knows what's going on.

00:09:30Cause you're keeping on the inside.

00:09:34When you're always on the outside.

00:09:38When you're always on the outside.

00:09:40Always on the outside.

00:09:45When you're always on the outside looking in.

00:09:53Oh, looking in

00:10:01I need a chance to prove them all wrong

00:10:05And see the world from the side I never walk on

00:10:12I know there's something there for me

00:10:17I still believe

00:10:26I wish I had my own thing

00:10:34Aw, poor thing

00:10:37It's in you

00:10:39You just need a little help

00:10:43Uh, what's happening

00:10:47Water

00:10:56Uh, huh?

00:11:02Uh, huh?

00:11:32No!

00:11:36No!

00:11:45What the shell?

00:11:48Sorry!

00:11:49Quick question?

00:11:50What's going on?

00:11:51Um, well, I wished for a thing, and...

00:11:59You got magic!

00:12:04Smart face!

00:12:09Papa Smurf!

00:12:10Papa Smurf!

00:12:12You seem to have a bee in your bonnet!

00:12:14What's on your mind, No Name?

00:12:16It took 10,248 tries, but I did it!

00:12:19I finally found my thing!

00:12:21Well, that's fantastic!

00:12:23What is it?

00:12:24I know you said Smurfs can't do magic, but I can!

00:12:27It's the thing I really wanted!

00:12:28What are you talking about?

00:12:30He never stopped trying to find his thing, and I'm so proud!

00:12:33Show him!

00:12:34Uh, okay, um...

00:12:36Let's see, uh...

00:12:37BABABOOM!

00:12:48That's what I'm talking about!

00:12:50BABABOOM!

00:12:52BABABOOM!

00:12:54BABABOOM!

00:12:55BABABOOM!

00:12:59BABABOOM!

00:13:00BABABOOM!

00:13:09BABABOOM!

00:13:12BABABOOM!

00:13:35Oh, my God.

00:13:39Oh, my God.

00:13:42Cyrus, Joel, it's Joel.

00:13:44We found Smurf Village.

00:13:46Huh? Smurf Village?

00:13:49Wonderful, Joel.

00:13:50How did we do that?

00:13:51There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse detector.

00:13:54Shall I send in your brother?

00:13:55Gargamel? Absolutely not.

00:13:57That imbecile will only get in the way.

00:14:00Just initiate extraction measures.

00:14:04Yes, Lord Razanel. Most evil.

00:14:07What is that?

00:14:09He found us. There's so much I didn't tell you.

00:14:11Your Smurf location

00:14:12has been acquired.

00:14:14Everyone, listen to me. Your lives are in terrible danger.

00:14:18Smurf Village isn't safe anymore.

00:14:21We have an emergency plan

00:14:23in case this very thing happens.

00:14:25Find Ken.

00:14:26Find Ken? What does that mean?

00:14:28Find Ken.

00:14:32Gargamel!

00:14:37We're all protected now!

00:14:40Why?

00:14:44Wait, wait.

00:14:45Everybody calm down.

00:14:47We need to be rational here.

00:14:49There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

00:14:53Gargamel.

00:14:54Noni, use your magic to find Gargamel.

00:14:57That is not your greatest idea.

00:14:59I just got Papa Smurf napped.

00:15:01Just focus.

00:15:02Concentrate.

00:15:04Gargamel.

00:15:06Gargamel.

00:15:08Gargamel.

00:15:09Gargamel.

00:15:10Gargamel.

00:15:11Gargamel.

00:15:11Oh!

00:15:13Success!

00:15:14My sweet Asriel!

00:15:16What sound do you think a Smurf makes

00:15:19right before he expires?

00:15:21No!

00:15:24That's the sound I imagined, too.

00:15:27You're such a delight, my furry angel.

00:15:30Gargamel!

00:15:31Yes?

00:15:32Did you just speak human, Asriel?

00:15:34Show me!

00:15:35Huh?

00:15:36YAH!

00:15:39It's Smurf Village!

00:15:42Oh, no.

00:15:44Not the evil wizard, Gargamel.

00:15:46Look, Asriel.

00:15:48A poor abandoned Smurf.

00:15:52Let's smush it.

00:15:54Ha-ha, sucker.

00:15:55Huh?

00:15:59All right, Gargamel.

00:16:00Spill the beans.

00:16:02What did you do with Papa?

00:16:03Papa?

00:16:04Nothing!

00:16:05Release me from this cage at once!

00:16:07Something tells me you're not telling us everything.

00:16:10You got Papa snatched.

00:16:12If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

00:16:16Well, maybe we should give him a makeover.

00:16:18He'll never forget.

00:16:20Hey, Smurfs!

00:16:21Hey, Clumsy!

00:16:22Guys!

00:16:22Ooh!

00:16:23Is this...

00:16:25Is this any...

00:16:27It's just...

00:16:29Didn't Papa say to find Ken?

00:16:34Spin this track from beginning to end.

00:16:37Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

00:16:39Thank you, Clumsy.

00:16:41You're welcome.

00:16:42No name?

00:16:43This is how we're gonna get Papa back.

00:16:45Let's do it.

00:17:02This is not going to end well.

00:17:08I hate being eaten by a granny bone.

00:17:13Run away!

00:17:26What's happening?

00:17:27We're obviously in some kind of non-Newtonian portal.

00:17:30Where's it taking us?

00:17:32To the land of Ken.

00:17:33We've been waiting for it, and today is that day.

00:17:36Yeah, yeah.

00:17:37Don't wanna be safe.

00:17:38We're still in the mood.

00:17:39Next stop, we're two.

00:17:41Doin' things brand new.

00:17:42Nothing new.

00:17:43When I'm with my crew.

00:17:45Whoa!

00:17:46I don't think we're goin' up, up.

00:17:48I gotta say I'm feelin' right now.

00:17:50No control, we don't know what's waitin' for us.

00:17:52Here we go, leave it for a friend to the dust.

00:17:54I think we're goin' up, up.

00:17:56Woo!

00:17:57Look out!

00:17:58Woo!

00:17:59Woo!

00:17:59Ow!

00:18:00Ow!

00:18:01Ow!

00:18:06Ow!

00:18:09Whoa!

00:18:09Ow!

00:18:09Ah!

00:18:11Ah!

00:18:13Ah!

00:18:15Uh!

00:18:18Ah!

00:18:20It's my fats!

00:18:21I'm here!

00:18:22Hefty?

00:18:22Here!

00:18:23Worry!

00:18:23Here!

00:18:24Here!

00:18:24Brainy!

00:18:25Presents!

00:18:25Vanity!

00:18:26Here!

00:18:28Unfortunately!

00:18:30Uh!

00:18:31Where are all the mushrooms in?

00:18:32and smurf berries whoa where are we it's paris how'd you know that smurf eh je ne sais pas

00:18:43je ne sais what now i'm not really sure let's just stick to the plan find ken save papa let's

00:18:51go

00:18:51smash and turtle and turtle sorry hello wizard members of the evil alliance

00:19:16oh we cannot tell you oh oopsie sorry i was just um i was inquiring did you all have fun

00:19:23weekend

00:19:25we can't link our four books together erase all goodness and shroud the universe in a cloud of dark

00:19:30magic forever if we only have three books that's just logic 101 yes and i feel terrible about that

00:19:37and that's why i'm super excited to share some great news with the council ah you have your magic

00:19:45book well no not that great but but i am so close oh he says that every time you know

00:19:51it's been a hundred and six years and razamel how much longer do we have to wait for you

00:19:57do we need to replace you razamel no please no sire a word joel i'm on a very important soon

00:20:05it's them sire who them the them quick bathroom break ladies and gents thank you

00:20:15we're one step closer to total evil dominance huzzah for the bad guys huzzah i say yes sire huzzah

00:20:29indeed

00:20:37why did we design the zoom room so far away from my evil lair joel well that's where your laptop

00:20:42is

00:20:43my lord my podcast microphones are set up in the zoom room joel why wouldn't i use my podcast microphones

00:20:50for my zooms for my zooms

00:20:54ha ha ha ha yes papa ha ha ha ha 100 years in the making he hid i seeked and

00:21:09i won you've

00:21:11won nothing razamel oh really who's in a job in my evil lair hmm hmm where's the book

00:21:19um shoot i don't know i saw papa and i grabbed him maybe it's in his pocket

00:21:26look at him joel he's he's the size of a slice of apple pie would a book fit into a

00:21:31miniature man's

00:21:32pockets joel uh honestly it would depend on how big his pants were oh go back from whence

00:21:37you grabbed him and find that book now yes sir

00:21:46it's good to see you papa smurf i cannot say the same ah i've got something in the same portal

00:21:52that picked up papa smurf seize it joel bring that magic book back to me

00:22:06well what is this wretched place gargamel razamel you found me i knew you wouldn't leave your

00:22:15own brother stranded forever oh i missed you so much yes yes reunited and it feels so good

00:22:22oh and you're the one who took papa smurf well all right all right well done baby bro

00:22:29too bad you didn't get the rest of the smurfs and you never will my smurfs are hidden away

00:22:35safe and secure

00:22:37what did you do half d i just asked him where ken was i don't think they speak spurs don't

00:22:43bite my face

00:22:44don't bite my face

00:22:46actually a dog's bark is worse than a fight

00:23:00this way

00:23:06watch out it's a killer brush death machine

00:23:27i'm a bird a beautiful bird

00:23:55who are these guys city smurfs

00:24:00hello my name's moxie and we're the international neighborhood watch smurfs

00:24:07paris division

00:24:11oh that sounds important

00:24:13it is what kind of smurfs are you um we are the standard kind smurf village division

00:24:24smurf village where's papa that's why we're here he told us to find ken

00:24:28we'll take you to him

00:24:34we got you follow us

00:24:44ken's inside the discotheque

00:25:02get across the dance floor avoid feet

00:25:11we'll take you to him

00:25:12please don't stop the music

00:25:13we're gonna take you away

00:25:16as a baby to the music

00:25:18dj let it play

00:25:20i just can't refuse it

00:25:22like the way you do this

00:25:24people can't do it

00:25:26please don't stop the season

00:25:28stop the season

00:25:54almost there almost where there

00:26:00see you on the other side

00:26:24so where's ken

00:26:27i'm right here

00:26:29let me guess

00:26:30papa smurf's in trouble

00:26:32how did you know that

00:26:34i'm papa smurf's brother

00:26:36we had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened

00:26:39and it looks like it just did

00:26:43oh uh sorry about the mask

00:26:45i was just doing a quick exfoliation

00:26:48i never have time for self-care

00:26:50i always make time

00:26:53is the book safe

00:26:54what are you talking about

00:26:56papa never told you about the magic book

00:26:59pardon me ken but we didn't even know papa smurf had a brother

00:27:02well don't take this the wrong way

00:27:04but you smurfs don't know smurf about smurf

00:27:07with all due respect ken

00:27:09we all smurf

00:27:10in fact i probably personally smurfed more than you ever smurfed

00:27:14that sounds like a load of smurf

00:27:16can you smurf that smurf up

00:27:18i can smurf that smurf up and have it delivered to your house

00:27:22hey come on smurfs

00:27:23stick a smurf in it

00:27:24smurf that

00:27:25i don't like his smurfitude

00:27:26ditto

00:27:27ditto infinity times infinity plus six

00:27:30i win

00:27:30then let's just leave it at that

00:27:32fine

00:27:33this is the handiwork of the evil wizard raza mal

00:27:36he plays for keeps

00:27:38how do you know that

00:27:39the part that he plays for keeps or the raza mal part

00:27:42well both

00:27:43i know a lot of things fella

00:27:46cool cool

00:27:47all right so let's go find this raza mal

00:27:50and smash him

00:27:52i like this guy

00:27:55let's get papa smurf back

00:27:57let's

00:27:58you're staying here

00:27:59i don't work with amateurs

00:28:01well joke's on you because i like being called an amateur

00:28:04it means doing something for the love of it

00:28:06and that's me

00:28:07that's what i do

00:28:08love

00:28:09that and a dime will get you a phone call

00:28:12in 1986

00:28:14what

00:28:15exactly

00:28:16you don't get it

00:28:21your enemies are everywhere

00:28:23and you have to be ready to take them out like that

00:28:25hiya

00:28:30well that's one of the most disturbing world views i've ever encountered

00:28:34huh funny coming from a bunch of smurfs who don't even know who they really are

00:28:38what's that supposed to mean

00:28:40it means smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians

00:28:44we swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of evil wizards

00:28:50but your papa walked away

00:28:53why would papa keep that from us

00:28:56you'd have to ask him

00:28:58i will when we rescue him

00:29:00oh no you're not coming with me

00:29:02oh we'd love to come with you

00:29:04no i just said the 100% opposite of that

00:29:07yay we're going

00:29:08so how do we do this

00:29:10yeah

00:29:11can we do this

00:29:12ugh

00:29:14okay

00:29:14we do this by storming razumel's castle

00:29:18and we take no prisoners

00:29:19except for papa

00:29:20we'll make sure and grab him

00:29:22hold down the fort moxie

00:29:24roger that captain ken

00:29:25did you bring the turntable

00:29:27the old timey one

00:29:29no we just went through it

00:29:30come on guys

00:29:31the last one through is supposed to bring the turntable

00:29:34how do we make a portal now

00:29:36we're not mind readers ace

00:29:38and it doesn't matter

00:29:39because my friend can get us there with his magic

00:29:41never heard of a magic smurf

00:29:44my magic confidence is at a soft four

00:29:46right now

00:29:47failure is the best teacher no name

00:29:49dare to fail

00:29:50failure would actually be bad

00:29:53papa's counting on us

00:29:55okay magic smurf

00:29:59take us to razumel's castle

00:30:08give it another shot

00:30:10no name

00:30:10okay

00:30:13come on

00:30:14come on

00:30:15take us to razumel's castle

00:30:18please

00:30:28this is good

00:30:29well i'll be a monkey's uncle once removed

00:30:34you need some serious therapy

00:30:46and a home

00:30:46well they're all going to die

00:30:51oh look

00:30:52he hates this

00:30:53this is so much fun

00:30:57wow

00:30:57can you believe it's been 62 years since you sent me on my mission to infiltrate smurf village

00:31:03remember

00:31:04oh yes

00:31:05yes i do

00:31:06i just

00:31:07didn't think you'd ever do it

00:31:09you're hilarious

00:31:10didn't you get my emails

00:31:12no

00:31:12they must have gone to spam

00:31:14spam

00:31:14why would they go to spam

00:31:16fine i blocked you

00:31:18you blocked me

00:31:19why

00:31:19we can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a sidebar

00:31:24but for now

00:31:24where is the magic book papa smurf

00:31:27it's gone

00:31:28i destroyed it

00:31:30you are the worst liar

00:31:32i know you didn't

00:31:33you know why

00:31:34why

00:31:35because you're weak

00:31:36like your best friend ron

00:31:39don't you talk about ron

00:31:41look how upset he gets

00:31:43don't worry

00:31:44i'll get you to talk

00:31:45those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them

00:31:49where are your smurfs now papa

00:31:52i'll never tell

00:31:54i have something sire

00:31:56what is it

00:31:56the energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal

00:31:59the smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle

00:32:01fortunately our force field knocked them off course

00:32:04and i know exactly where it's sending them

00:32:07joe

00:32:08let's go

00:32:09wait you're taking him

00:32:10uh joel is my favorite hench minion

00:32:18it worked

00:32:19it did if you were trying to kill us

00:32:22race for impact

00:32:25i think i just smurfed my pants

00:32:29hurt the wolf

00:32:40uh this doesn't feel like razanol's castle

00:32:43that's because it's not

00:32:45this is bad

00:32:47oh no

00:32:48turns out our magic smurf here is a bit of a dud

00:32:51maybe you ought to just stick to clog making

00:32:53we've been bounced to the interportal wave station

00:32:57in the australian outback

00:33:00and now we have to deal with the snooter poots

00:33:04snooter poots

00:33:07they're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of lost interportal travelers

00:33:13they like cake

00:33:15here hold this cake inside that rock until they bite

00:33:18bite?

00:33:19why do i have to do it?

00:33:20well i don't want to lose an arm

00:33:21don't be a bully ken

00:33:23i'll do it

00:33:23no no i got us into this mess

00:33:25if anyone needs to lose an arm

00:33:27it'll be me

00:33:44hold it out

00:33:49no name

00:34:11keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times

00:34:15and watch your pockets

00:34:17hey

00:34:17my glasses

00:34:18i need those

00:34:24what's going on

00:34:25i can't see anything

00:34:27trust me

00:34:28it's a good thing you can't see what's going

00:34:57i can't see what's going on

00:34:59double chocolate with extra chocolate

00:35:01from food de patisserie paris

00:35:03i can only mean one thing

00:35:05hello kenneth

00:35:06mama poot

00:35:08mama poot

00:35:08am i that predictable

00:35:09oh obviously not

00:35:11or i'd have known you'd have known you'd skip town on me

00:35:14oh come on we'll always have paris

00:35:16oh la la la

00:35:21look mama i can explain

00:35:23save it for your bridge club tough guy

00:35:25words are

00:35:26words are cheap

00:35:27words are cheap

00:35:27actions

00:35:27actions are what matters

00:35:28actions and uh cake

00:35:31looks like

00:35:32looks like things worked out

00:35:34you're doing pretty all right for yourself

00:35:37yeah kenneth

00:35:38business is booming

00:35:39every yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days so

00:35:43wow

00:35:44hey that's permanent

00:35:46hey looks like you yahoo's could use a lift

00:35:49yeah

00:35:50we really could

00:35:51it's an emergency

00:35:53it always is

00:35:55it's gonna cost you

00:35:56we brought cake

00:35:58lots of cake

00:36:00you swindling scoundrels

00:36:02you don't get to talk to my pooch like that

00:36:04you hear me

00:36:05don't listen to him

00:36:06my shaggy babies

00:36:08the emotionally unavailable smurf didn't mean it

00:36:11okay

00:36:12great

00:36:13now i'm all out of cake

00:36:14stop it

00:36:16i also take cash

00:36:17a hoe

00:36:18or a watch

00:36:20but mama poo

00:36:21this was a gift from my grandpa

00:36:23give her the watch ken

00:36:25yeah give her the watch ken

00:36:27jeez

00:36:27thank you

00:36:29all right snooter poots

00:36:31it's showtime

00:36:38well

00:36:38tick tock

00:36:39where to

00:36:40meters running

00:36:42rosamil's castle

00:36:43oh no no no no no

00:36:44heck no no sir

00:36:45not interested

00:36:46deals off

00:36:47what do you mean the deals off

00:36:48here

00:36:49well this is just the wristband

00:36:50ah fine

00:36:51okay look

00:36:52here's how this goes

00:36:54you never saw me

00:36:55we never talked

00:36:55this never happened

00:36:56you got back out now

00:36:57papa smurf is in trouble

00:36:59guilt doesn't work on me sister

00:37:01please mama poot

00:37:02but we have to save papa

00:37:03just drop us off

00:37:04no one will ever have to know you were involved

00:37:07the alliance of evil wizards knows everything

00:37:10nobody

00:37:11and i mean nobody

00:37:13comes back from rosamil's castle alive

00:37:16the walls of the moat are made of the bones of the ones who tried

00:37:22um

00:37:24okay

00:37:26we've got a magic smurf

00:37:27maybe he can stop those wizards

00:37:30so you're telling me your magic is strong enough to take on the whole evil enchilada

00:37:35the whole evil enchilada

00:37:37what is that

00:37:38these wizards have one goal in mind

00:37:42to rule the world with evil

00:37:45by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe

00:37:49and nothing will stand in their way

00:37:53she'll tell me magic smurf

00:37:56how are you gonna handle that

00:37:57i will tell you how

00:38:01no name

00:38:02no name come back

00:38:05no name

00:38:08no name stop

00:38:12i can't do it

00:38:15i can't take on the whole enchilada

00:38:24i don't have it in me smurfette

00:38:27i know i'm gonna let everyone down

00:38:29hey don't beat yourself up

00:38:31pressure gets to all of us

00:38:33you just have to believe in yourself

00:38:36yeah but i don't even know how i'm doing all this magic stuff

00:38:40this isn't me

00:38:42i can't face off against a powerful wizard

00:38:45listen

00:38:45that voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough

00:38:48that voice is not who you are

00:38:51you're the only one who notices that voice

00:38:53whoa

00:38:55yeah whoa

00:38:56you just need to decide who you want to be

00:38:59and every day you'll become yourself a little more

00:39:01and before you know it

00:39:03that voice will go away

00:39:04it worked for me

00:39:08i know what's on your mind

00:39:13i've been there too

00:39:14one too many times

00:39:18it's time to let go

00:39:21go live your life

00:39:24you got a story

00:39:26that you gotta write

00:39:30you were born to be great

00:39:32born to be real

00:39:34born to be wild

00:39:35you were born to have faith

00:39:38faith in yourself

00:39:40born to survive

00:39:44don't ever say you're not anyone

00:39:49when the world says give it up

00:39:52keep going cause you want to something

00:39:58don't ever let anyone

00:40:04say you're not anyone

00:40:10say you're not anyone

00:40:18so when you feel like nothing works

00:40:22you try but it's getting worse

00:40:25and you try but it's getting worse

00:40:25getting harder by the minute

00:40:26you don't have to be a cynic

00:40:28you don't have to have a limit

00:40:29the universe

00:40:31the universe is telling us there's something more to life

00:40:35but you've been only seeing what's in front of your eyes

00:40:40you were born to be great

00:40:43you were born to be great

00:40:44born to be real

00:40:44born to be wild

00:40:46you were born to be real

00:40:49you were born to be real

00:40:49you were born to be 500

00:41:09you were born to be alive

00:41:28you feeling better yeah the part with the kangaroos is a little weird though

00:41:35what was that I don't know

00:41:41no snooter poot village come on mama poot what happened Razumel took two of my snooter poots and

00:41:51the rest of you smurfs and he just took him he took him back to his castle Razumel was here

00:41:55oh yes he

00:41:56was and he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life you still want a piece of

00:42:02him oh yeah we'll take the scream buggy and I'm driving the scream what he why is it called the

00:42:11scream buggy well she runs out of fuel your fear what why no idea

00:42:31buckle up hold on you little smurf knobs I'm out you can do this you break me

00:42:46more fear

00:42:48more fear

00:43:06It's raining Smurfs!

00:43:09Hallelujah!

00:43:10Oh my sweet Smurfs!

00:43:12Come here!

00:43:14Let me look at you!

00:43:16Are you okay?

00:43:17We were so worried about you!

00:43:19Especially me!

00:43:20Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

00:43:23Joel!

00:43:24Please hang my travel cape.

00:43:26Joel!

00:43:26What do you call a group of Smurfs?

00:43:29A gaggle?

00:43:29A herd?

00:43:30A troop?

00:43:31A murder?

00:43:33Well, it's out of here, Rosamel!

00:43:35Oh, way to give it 30%, Palmer Smurf!

00:43:37Great stuff!

00:43:39Now give me my book!

00:43:41We told you we don't have it!

00:43:43And where is my so-called brother?

00:43:46He's relaxing with his feline associate in the solarium site.

00:43:49Oh!

00:43:50Now I hate that cat!

00:43:52Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear?

00:43:57As you wish, Lord Tsai.

00:43:58Joel!

00:43:59Fetch me a Clamato.

00:44:00Room temp.

00:44:02Hey, what about us?

00:44:04Prisoners don't get Clam Drinks!

00:44:07But I do have another treat in store for you.

00:44:10I hope you like party games.

00:44:14We're going to play one called Let's Squish a Smurf every time Papa doesn't tell me where the last magic

00:44:19book is.

00:44:20Until all you Smurfs are squashed!

00:44:23Ah!

00:44:25That doesn't sound like a fun game.

00:44:27Uh, Joel, be a doll and move these fetid degenerate goblins to the Squish-a-drome for to squash!

00:44:37I warned you about getting complacent!

00:44:40Smurfs?

00:44:41Can you, can you give us a minute?

00:44:42Okay.

00:44:46The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here?

00:44:49It's way too dangerous.

00:44:50Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village for the past hundred years, none of us would

00:44:55be in trouble.

00:44:56You know I had my reasons for that!

00:44:58Do you think Ron would have just walked away?

00:45:02Uh...

00:45:02Who's Ron?

00:45:06Nooooooo!

00:45:07Oh, no!

00:45:08Bring there in half!

00:45:10Oh!

00:45:15Arrgh!

00:45:17That cleared out the sinuses!

00:45:20Hey, you dead?

00:45:22No, no, no...

00:45:23That was absolutely terrifying!

00:45:25I think I swallowed my gum.

00:45:26Ah! I'm coming for you, poach!

00:45:28Mama's coming for her babies!

00:45:30It might be good to not yell so much and give away our location.

00:45:34Right, right. Ah, okay.

00:45:38What is this place?

00:45:41Munich Autobahn Rosamel's Stupid Castle.

00:45:48He thinks it's so spooky.

00:45:52So how do we get in there?

00:45:53Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're going to have to sneak in.

00:45:59Okay, let's get some ideas going.

00:46:01You know, blue sky time, no judgments.

00:46:03We pole vault over the wall.

00:46:05That's a terrible idea.

00:46:07And that's a judgment.

00:46:08Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard can resist.

00:46:12What kind of weakness?

00:46:14A fried weakness.

00:46:17Your food is here.

00:46:18Who ordered this?

00:46:20Rosamel cure wizard.

00:46:21That sounds right.

00:46:22He complains when his tunic gets too tight,

00:46:25but he's the one who gets himself in this mess.

00:46:35So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?

00:46:38Absolutely.

00:46:39Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time,

00:46:42or they'll lick everything.

00:46:44Okay, here's the plan.

00:46:45Sneak into the castle inside this bag,

00:46:47and when we get delivered to Rosamel,

00:46:49kablamo!

00:46:50We save everything.

00:46:52We should have gotten more fries.

00:46:54I'm a stress eater.

00:46:55Mmm.

00:46:56Oh.

00:46:56That's good.

00:47:02Oh, it's the quill pen that my great-great-great-grandfather,

00:47:07Zazamel used to sign the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

00:47:12Razamel always worshiped this page.

00:47:20I'll just put it behind this.

00:47:22Enjoying the solarium?

00:47:23Yes, uh, very much.

00:47:26You're probably admiring Dada's urn.

00:47:29This is Dada.

00:47:30Oh, yes.

00:47:31Dada in all his glory.

00:47:34Sometimes when no one's looking,

00:47:35I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

00:47:39You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together.

00:47:42Remember how he said that was going to happen?

00:47:45And rule together we shall.

00:47:49Once we get our hands on that jaunty grimoire,

00:47:53the whole universe will be under the darkly magic control

00:47:56of the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.

00:48:00And finally,

00:48:01all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

00:48:05Sounds amazing.

00:48:07So you'll introduce me to the Alliance then?

00:48:10Of course!

00:48:11Proudly!

00:48:12But first,

00:48:13what do you say we schmoosh some schmurfs?

00:48:16I'd say that sounds like music to my ears.

00:48:20And, hey,

00:48:21I just wanted to say

00:48:22I'm so glad to be back

00:48:24and that we're together again.

00:48:26I love you, Razamel.

00:48:28Best friend, brother, friend, brother.

00:48:31Love.

00:48:32Ah, well,

00:48:34ditto, I'm sure.

00:48:38Come along, Azrael.

00:48:40We're going to watch the smurfs get squashed.

00:48:55Absolutely repulsive.

00:49:00We're inside the castle.

00:49:09Maybe you should slow down on the fries.

00:49:12You're right.

00:49:13Oh, just one more.

00:49:15Are the plates ready?

00:49:16Yes, sir.

00:49:18Hand!

00:49:19Ooh, ring!

00:49:20No ring, Mama!

00:49:21Where's Terry the food taster?

00:49:23I don't know.

00:49:24On break?

00:49:24Fine.

00:49:25I'll taste it.

00:49:26If I die, I'll kill Terry.

00:49:29Wait a minute.

00:49:30Did you forget to order fries again?

00:49:32You ate all the fries!

00:49:33I love salty potato-based trees,

00:49:35and I will not apologize for that.

00:49:37Hey, don't look at me.

00:49:38I didn't make the order.

00:49:39Just check again.

00:49:40What do we do now?

00:49:41I don't know.

00:49:42Can you magic some up?

00:49:43Hand incoming!

00:49:45Oh, magic powers from up on high.

00:49:47Bring us fries.

00:49:48Bring us fries!

00:49:50Oh, here they are.

00:49:52Onion rings.

00:49:53Who ordered this garbage?

00:49:55They're Rosamel's favorite.

00:49:56How did you know that?

00:49:58No idea.

00:49:59It just came to me.

00:50:01This way.

00:50:11Oh, my God.

00:50:31Ready, Joel?

00:50:38Oh, good.

00:50:39It works.

00:50:39First Smurf, please.

00:50:40Please, Rosamel, don't hurt my Smurfs.

00:50:44Then tell me where the magic book is.

00:50:46Somewhere you'll never find it.

00:50:48Then let's loosen those lips.

00:50:50Who shall we squash first?

00:50:53Eenie?

00:50:55Meenie?

00:50:56Miney?

00:50:57I'll go.

00:51:04Hear that?

00:51:06That's the clicking sound of evil.

00:51:14Let's go smurf that wizard up.

00:51:36Let's go smurf that wizard up.

00:51:38Who moves for such a bold entrance.

00:51:40State your business, stranger.

00:51:43Free Puffer Smurf at once.

00:51:45And give me back my baby.

00:51:48Or what?

00:51:48Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place.

00:51:58There must be a cat in here.

00:52:00Is there a cat in here?

00:52:03I knew it.

00:52:04Man, the dander gets me.

00:52:06Is that what I think it is?

00:52:08Uh-oh.

00:52:09Could it be...

00:52:11Chaunty Grimoire!

00:52:12I knew you couldn't hide forever.

00:52:16I thought you said the magic book was safe!

00:52:18How long have you been on my head?

00:52:20And how did I not feel you there?

00:52:22I have soft hands.

00:52:23And feet.

00:52:24And I've only been up there since you made a wish.

00:52:27Cha-cha-cha.

00:52:29I'm magic!

00:52:32Wait, were you doing the magic?

00:52:35Um, yeah, kinda.

00:52:38Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

00:52:40Yeah, actually that was me too.

00:52:44I didn't even do the moonwalk?

00:52:47There's no such thing as a magic smurf.

00:52:49Hey, chin up, pal.

00:52:51Don't quit on yourself.

00:52:53You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you a head start.

00:52:57You've got a lot more magic in you than you think.

00:53:01You just gotta let it out.

00:53:04Oh, there's Papa!

00:53:06Hey, Papa!

00:53:06Thank you for bringing the final magic book right to me.

00:53:10Oh, look who it is!

00:53:13It's our lost little wizard girl family member.

00:53:17I'm not part of your family, you freak.

00:53:19Tut-tut.

00:53:20Me thinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your childhood would tell a different tale.

00:53:27Here you are when you were clay.

00:53:29Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday barbecue.

00:53:33Oh, and look at you laughing at the caricatures who drew you in front of the Eiffel Tower.

00:53:38That's me?

00:53:39You may have looked different, but you were always one of us.

00:53:44Why don't I remember any of this?

00:53:46Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, french fries.

00:53:50Oh, how you loved your fries!

00:53:53That's a lie!

00:53:54I hate fries!

00:53:56I knew I didn't like her for a reason.

00:53:58She's the darn enemy!

00:54:00No, I'm a smurf!

00:54:02And P.S., Newsflash, and FYI, that's not who I am now.

00:54:06You can never change what you really are.

00:54:09Don't listen to him, Smurfette.

00:54:11You're with us, now and always.

00:54:13That's right.

00:54:14I'm with him and them.

00:54:16You sure about that?

00:54:18You did exactly what you were created to do.

00:54:21You brought me Papa Smurf and Jaunty, the final piece of the evil puzzle.

00:54:27Ergo, ipso, delicto.

00:54:29I win.

00:54:30Time to rule the universe.

00:54:32I want to stay with Papa!

00:54:34Papa!

00:54:34Goddy, grimoire!

00:54:35What a wonderful moment!

00:54:37Too bad it has to be interrupted by reality!

00:54:41No!

00:54:42Shibala, ba-hoo, ba-ba-gee-goo!

00:54:45Wait a minute.

00:54:46What am I reading?

00:54:49Ah!

00:54:49Yes, that's better.

00:54:51May dark power course through your pages, now and forever!

00:54:56I don't want to be evil!

00:55:05I.

00:55:06Am.

00:55:07Grimoire.

00:55:08No!

00:55:09Yes!

00:55:11Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.

00:55:14See ya!

00:55:15Wait, I'm not going with you?

00:55:17To meet with the other wizards?

00:55:19Um, that's a big fat no.

00:55:22This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

00:55:24But you said ditto when I said I loved you.

00:55:27I lied.

00:55:29I'm telling Mother!

00:55:30Mother never respected you.

00:55:32Oh, you stupid cat.

00:55:33Mother?

00:55:34Goodbye, Smurfs!

00:55:36And so long, brother.

00:55:38Forever!

00:55:50I'm so sorry, everyone.

00:55:53I'm sorry, too.

00:55:54This is my first job out of college, though.

00:55:56I need a good review on my LinkedIn.

00:55:58Well, you're not getting one from me.

00:56:00Fair enough.

00:56:02That's pretty impressive engineering.

00:56:04I can't believe I'm the one who's going to get smashed.

00:56:08At least I'll be thin.

00:56:11I'm going to miss you guys.

00:56:13I love you.

00:56:26What are you doing?

00:56:28It doesn't go down like this.

00:56:30Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns,

00:56:34but I loathe my brother more for disrespecting me and my sweet, sweet Azriel.

00:56:41And I've had enough of said respectlessness.

00:56:45Run, Smurfs!

00:56:47Run!

00:56:53Prisoner escape!

00:56:54Prisoner escape!

00:57:00Good idea, Azriel.

00:57:02Engage wing cells.

00:57:05Look at me.

00:57:07I'm going to need a bigger litter box.

00:57:12Oh, my.

00:57:15Bring it!

00:57:16Come on, Ken!

00:57:18I don't run from a fight.

00:57:19We're not leaving you, brother.

00:57:23All smells and snootapoot spoken for!

00:57:27Excelsior, my sweet Azriel!

00:57:37I'm not feeling so much.

00:57:41I'll soon crash with these enemies.

00:57:49I'll be back now.

00:57:51No!

00:57:52No!

00:57:55No!

00:57:58No!

00:57:59No!

00:58:02This is all my fault.

00:58:04Hey!

00:58:05This is all my fault.

00:58:08I can't believe I did exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.

00:58:13I'm so sorry, No Name.

00:58:15No.

00:58:16This is my fault.

00:58:18The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

00:58:22If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

00:58:26No.

00:58:27It's not your fault, No Name.

00:58:28And it certainly isn't yours, Smurfette.

00:58:31This is all my fault.

00:58:34I kept secrets from you all.

00:58:37And that was wrong.

00:58:40I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

00:58:43Who's Ron?

00:58:44He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

00:58:49I should have told you about him a long time ago.

00:58:52You're safe with us, little one.

00:58:54I've got him, Ron.

00:58:55Those evil wizards won't get you.

00:58:58Ron!

00:58:59Oh, he was a Smurf of tremendous courage and valor and really, really great hair.

00:59:06It's good to see you, my brothers.

00:59:08It's been too long.

00:59:09We just had Smurfberry juice and waffles together.

00:59:12Like I said, it's been too long.

00:59:15That magic book will be mine.

00:59:21Well, that was a bit of a letdown.

00:59:27Now that's more like it.

00:59:29He dispatched baddies with a Smurfy blend of elegance and lethality.

00:59:38I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything, no matter how small or insignificant they

00:59:45may seem.

00:59:51I love you, brother.

00:59:53Or sister.

00:59:54Oh, he was way ahead of his time.

00:59:59But Razamel soon got the upper hand.

01:00:09That's really something else.

01:00:11I should probably start with this one next time.

01:00:29Baby jauntie!

01:00:38I got you!

01:00:40Save the book!

01:00:43You're next!

01:00:45All vortex.

01:00:50Read my hand, Ron.

01:00:51I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.

01:00:56You always were a free spirit.

01:00:58It was an honor and privilege.

01:01:00Guardian nearing with both of you.

01:01:03No!

01:01:04Please!

01:01:06Ron!

01:01:09Ron was gone.

01:01:13Now, I won't ask you again.

01:01:16Give me that baby book.

01:01:18No.

01:01:19No!

01:01:21Don't, not in the face!

01:01:32That's why I created Smurf Village.

01:01:35So I could keep all of you safe.

01:01:37I couldn't lose any, if you like.

01:01:39We lost Ron.

01:01:40There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.

01:01:43I don't know, brother.

01:01:45It's time I told you about our higher calling.

01:01:49We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

01:01:54What does that mean?

01:01:55It means that we have always been protectors of peace and harmony in the universe.

01:02:01Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?

01:02:04Yes, no name.

01:02:05But it's not just some thing you call yourself.

01:02:08And it isn't who you are.

01:02:09It's who we are.

01:02:12It's the sum of all its parts.

01:02:14It's brains and brawn.

01:02:17It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.

01:02:21And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything,

01:02:24but is willing to give everything.

01:02:28I'm not going to sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

01:02:31The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.

01:02:35And they could do it.

01:02:36But we're not going to let them.

01:02:38Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.

01:02:44Now let's get that book and save the universe.

01:02:48Let's do it for Ron.

01:02:50Let's get the guardian earring.

01:02:53Wait.

01:02:54Where are we going?

01:02:56Way to kill the moon, Glasses.

01:02:58He's right.

01:02:59Razumel and that book could be anywhere in the universe.

01:03:03Attention.

01:03:05Attentione.

01:03:06I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

01:03:10Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one condition.

01:03:15Name it.

01:03:15That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my stupid angry brother's mean stupid angry

01:03:21face

01:03:21when he sees you all alive and thriving.

01:03:25It's a spite mission.

01:03:26I think we got it.

01:03:28We all get what we want.

01:03:29But after that, our little alliance is over.

01:03:34Yeah, okay, deal.

01:03:36Way to freaky diggy.

01:03:38To the ninth dimension.

01:03:39The nexus of space and time that represents all possible worlds and all...

01:03:44Get in the car.

01:03:45Oh, yes.

01:03:45Sorry.

01:03:51Come on, everybody.

01:03:54Come around.

01:04:04Hello, everyone.

01:04:06I have big news.

01:04:07And it involves me and my magic book.

01:04:10Oh, what a surprise.

01:04:12Razamope is late.

01:04:14What could you have been doing?

01:04:15Having your hair cut by a blind raccoon?

01:04:20Oh, you know what?

01:04:22I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.

01:04:26Your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.

01:04:30Late and lame.

01:04:31You're all late.

01:04:36You'll make wonderful henchminions now that I'm the lord of the universe.

01:04:41Solo, me, I, moi.

01:04:46Well, time to start chanting.

01:04:48Oh, yeah.

01:04:49No chance I'll hit that.

01:04:50No.

01:04:51And here we go.

01:04:56Reclan splinter.

01:05:04You have got to be kidding me.

01:05:06The guardianaires of good are here.

01:05:09We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

01:05:13It's not bragging.

01:05:13It's just me being real.

01:05:15Oh, this is bad.

01:05:17He's liked all the books.

01:05:19Chad, we need a plan.

01:05:21We're guardianaires, Papa.

01:05:22We are the plan.

01:05:24Charge!

01:05:25Hold on.

01:05:28Well, that's adorable.

01:05:31Ha-chow!

01:05:34Your goodness is mine.

01:05:37Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.

01:05:41Razamel stole their smurfy goodness.

01:05:43We can get him back if we break the spell by rescuing Jaunty.

01:05:49Where are you going, traitor?

01:05:51Traitor?

01:05:52Oh, I brought the Smurfs to you.

01:05:55This was a spite mission.

01:05:58Uh, it was.

01:06:00In the water bottle you go.

01:06:01No!

01:06:02He's distracted.

01:06:05You thought I forgot about you?

01:06:07Oh.

01:06:09Whose goodness shall I take first?

01:06:13No!

01:06:16Papa!

01:06:18Don't give up, my precious Smurfs.

01:06:21Your guardian ears.

01:06:23It's up to you now.

01:06:34Smurfette?

01:06:35My work is done.

01:06:37I finally delivered everything you wanted, your evil lordship.

01:06:42What is this?

01:06:43I have always been on your side.

01:06:46What?

01:06:46No.

01:06:47Well, well, well.

01:06:49That's what we in the evil business call the long card.

01:06:54Welcome home, sinister Smurf demon.

01:07:00Thank!

01:07:02Gotcha, Jaunty.

01:07:04Thank you, Smurf.

01:07:05Woof!

01:07:17Stop!

01:07:18That's the interdimensional abyss.

01:07:20Anyone who goes in there never, ever comes back the same.

01:07:24Haha, you've got nowhere to go.

01:07:36What do we do now, Jaunty?

01:07:39Warning.

01:07:40Lose the heels.

01:07:40You're really not going to like this first dimension, Smurfette.

01:07:43Why?

01:07:46Kray?

01:07:48That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

01:07:51Where's the book?

01:07:52Give that back to me.

01:07:57That's what happens to hansy fellas.

01:07:59Find a door.

01:08:00Go, Smurfette.

01:08:04Ow!

01:08:14This is the worst dimension.

01:08:16Stay away from erasers.

01:08:18Oh, what's that?

01:08:19Haha, major love.

01:08:20Oh, come on.

01:08:21Help, help!

01:08:22The middle of Richard Patsy!

01:08:25Ah!

01:08:26Eraser!

01:08:26It's my book, you freakish...

01:08:29Popping Js!

01:08:33Oh, no!

01:08:33I can only run from left to right!

01:08:36Here, jump up these tiny hills!

01:08:40This dimension isn't so hard, actually.

01:08:43Hand of the 8-bit books, Smurfs, or face the wrath of my evil picket fence!

01:08:48It'll take more than a fence to stop us!

01:08:50And a fence to stop us!

01:08:56Take care.

01:08:57Don't kill me!

01:09:00Don't destroy your power!

01:09:00Don't attack the fire of Smurf!

01:09:03Do you?

01:09:05coke him?

01:09:09He's trying to move them.

01:09:10Oh, no.

01:09:17I'm a guitar.

01:09:19Oh, no.

01:09:20You're so mad.

01:09:20Oh, no.

01:09:20animals in the universe our motto is live tiny die never hi it's already nice to meet you bye

01:09:27nice to meet you too bye i just want a friend will you stay here with me forever i'm so

01:09:36tibling on

01:09:40is this it's my village

01:09:45we're home ah cha cha cha all you have to do is get me to papa smurf's mushroom house and

01:09:51i can

01:09:51hide away for another hundred years easy welcome back papa you're okay i've never been better

01:10:09it's good to have your home we did it papa keep her safe

01:10:17i knew you'd come through smurfette i don't understand oh let me explain we're in the

01:10:26surreal dimension it's made of your dreams and nightmares no thank you for your service

01:10:35and rid the universe of all things good bye bye puppies ciao daisies

01:10:43he's done it he's sucking all of the goodness out of the universe

01:10:48what the show release jaunty huh we're not gonna let this happen razumel and just who is going to

01:10:58stop me you you are nothing i'm not nothing oh then who are you i'm i'm that's what i thought

01:11:13you're nobody no name no name can you hear me hear me who are you no name who are you

01:11:28yeah who i uh i i

01:11:32i don't know you should have just stuck to clog making stay with me no name please

01:11:42you got more magic in you than you think

01:11:45that voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough that voice is not who you are

01:11:54i don't know who i am papa and i don't think i ever will i know who you are

01:12:02you're kind and fair you're strong because you're determined you remind me a lot of ron in that way

01:12:10really how he was resilient when ron got knocked down he'd get right back up on his feet

01:12:17just like you but ron knew who he was he had a thing

01:12:24not at first some scurfs just take a little more time to find their thing

01:12:29and no name it's your time

01:12:45what are you saying

01:12:47i know who i am

01:12:55hey we're not done oh i've had just about enough of you

01:13:03no name

01:13:05but with how who are you

01:13:09call me i'm the smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt smurf

01:13:21i don't know i think it's got a bit of pizzazz

01:13:24you don't like it do you

01:13:25i don't care what you call yourself one lone smurf can't take on the whole evil enchilada

01:13:32that's the difference between you and me razumel i'm not alone

01:13:36i don't care what's going on

01:13:59i don't care what's going on

01:14:01i don't care what's going on

01:14:06wow

01:14:23yeah

01:14:50No, stop it! Stop this right now!

01:15:04Amazing!

01:15:07What?

01:15:14No!

01:15:25What are you doing?

01:15:28Smurfette, I command you to help me at once!

01:15:31You're an evil wizard, and always will be!

01:15:34Not true! Who I am is up to me. I decide. I am Smurf!

01:15:42We may be small, we may be adorable, but don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

01:15:48Because kindness always wins.

01:15:50Unite in smurfitude!

01:16:10No, my books! They're not evil anymore!

01:16:15Oh!

01:16:16Ha-ha! Cha-cha-cha!

01:16:18Cha-cha-cha!

01:16:20Ooh!

01:16:21That's good!

01:16:23Oh!

01:16:25Oh!

01:16:26Oh!

01:16:27Hey, everybody!

01:16:30Oh, I hate you!

01:16:32I know!

01:16:33No!

01:16:36Thank you, no name.

01:16:37I mean, what did you call yourself again?

01:16:39Um, I'm the Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf?

01:16:44You're right.

01:16:45Terrible.

01:16:46I can beat that.

01:16:47Wait!

01:16:48What about...

01:16:49Kick **** Smurf?

01:16:51Oh!

01:16:52Kick **** Smurf is definitely inappropriate.

01:16:55Your lucky sound effect Smurf is here.

01:16:58Sorry, idk what the **** I was thinking.

01:17:01Hey!

01:17:01I said Smurf!

01:17:05you know maybe i'll stick with magic smurf it's it's got a nicer ring to it it's classic

01:17:12kid you earned your name give it up for magic smurf

01:17:21how did this happen you came up against the guardian ears of good

01:17:28this is for wrong you missed me idiot did i

01:17:37help me dear brother i i love you funny how you're finally able to say it now

01:17:45how about asriel how do you feel about my precious feline associate yes feelings you know

01:17:54i love you asriel in the immortal words of asriel's favorite pop crooner and social provocateur

01:18:02jonathan mathis too much too little too late no no no no no no no no no no no no

01:18:10no no

01:18:12well that was quite the successful spite mission i'm off

01:18:22did somebody say ron

01:18:27it's ron

01:18:32judging by the smile on everyone's face looks like the guardian ears of good took care of business

01:18:37these smurfs were more than up to the task and they did it their own way

01:18:45ron

01:18:46i thought you were a goner

01:18:49well if by goner you mean i was stuck in the tenth dimension guarded by every variation of vicious

01:18:54dragon and every possible variation of the universe then you'd be right

01:18:57i was a goner

01:18:59so what did i miss in the last hundred and six years

01:19:03well that depends are you thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat circles

01:19:09uh what

01:19:11exactly

01:19:13what do you say we get out of here and head back home

01:19:16where life is good and things don't crunch our brains so much

01:19:19that sounds pretty smurfy to me

01:19:46my dear smurfs

01:19:49we will no longer hide away from the world

01:19:52whenever we're called to action

01:19:54we'll be there

01:19:55because we're stronger

01:19:57together

01:20:15i'ma bring heaven straight to your doorstep

01:20:19it's all nirvana baby come in the door

01:20:23i'ma be the only one that you need in

01:20:27i'll give you something boy for you to believe in

01:20:31keep it high

01:20:33that vibration live or die

01:20:35your salvation keep it up

01:20:38keep it up

01:20:40high and long

01:20:42high and long

01:20:44high and long

01:20:45high and long

01:20:46high and long

01:20:47high and long

01:20:48high and long

01:20:50high and long

01:20:51high and long

01:20:53high and long

01:21:01high and long

01:21:28Oh, I think the word here is deja vu

01:21:32Just met you tonight

01:21:34But you feel like a friend of mine

01:21:43Oh, cause I'm familiar, but I'm so brown

01:21:47You dress me tonight

01:21:49But you feel like a friend of mine

01:21:52You feel like a friend of mine

01:21:55You feel like a friend of mine

01:21:59You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:14You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:29So many of you feel like a friend, and I love you

01:22:36You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:39You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:59Best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever never ever

01:23:14Break time's over, Joel. We have unfinished business with those Smurfs.

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