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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 06: Though the Heavens Fall
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00:00:11This virus kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
00:00:14Don't know, but we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:00:16But if Homelander got his hands on some V-1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:00:20Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:22I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V-1 formula.
00:00:28Vought destroyed the original formula, that could take years.
00:00:30Do you have V-1?
00:00:32I don't, but Bombside does.
00:00:34That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:35Clara Vought's name came up.
00:00:37I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:39Where is she?
00:00:40Dead.
00:00:40Suicide.
00:00:41Bullshit.
00:00:41Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky.
00:00:45I need you to read his mind.
00:00:50You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:53This is gonna happen now.
00:00:54You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:57You know who this is?
00:00:58This is a legend.
00:00:59I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:01:05I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:01:09And what is it?
00:01:09I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:33I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:39The room was completely black.
00:01:43I hugged her and she hugged back.
00:01:46Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:54Hey!
00:01:55I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:58You gotta pay for that.
00:02:00Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:02:04Ivy's just gonna do it.
00:02:05Okay.
00:02:09Ooh.
00:02:12You know what the smell reminds me of?
00:02:15Miriam Lebowitz.
00:02:16I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival, and I shoved my grager up her hamantashen,
00:02:23if you catch my drift.
00:02:26We fucked.
00:02:27Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:30Yes, boss.
00:02:37Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:41Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:45Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:52You're a hard man to find.
00:02:54Well, can you blame me?
00:02:56Fart would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:03:00So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
00:03:04What?
00:03:05The leave show business?
00:03:09We need to talk.
00:03:13Tanner!
00:03:14You're going on a break.
00:03:17We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry,
00:03:21to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:03:25And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:29Because we need that.
00:03:32Every dang one of us.
00:03:34The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:40In here.
00:03:41We're not just...
00:03:42We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:44Bombsite.
00:03:46Wish I could help.
00:03:47Our noses haven't crossed in years.
00:03:49Heard he got clean.
00:03:50Still.
00:03:52You gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:54Nah.
00:03:55Even if I could.
00:03:55Which I can't.
00:03:58He...
00:03:59He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:04:01If we don't get to him first,
00:04:04Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure Bombsite's holding.
00:04:08V1.
00:04:08We destroyed all those doses.
00:04:12Are you shitting me?
00:04:17What Nudnik told Homelander about V1?
00:04:19Doesn't matter.
00:04:20Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:04:24Ah, Marvin.
00:04:25A year ago, I had a good thing going.
00:04:28My penthouse was paid off.
00:04:29I got the best table of the lanes on two minutes notice.
00:04:33And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:36My accounts are frozen.
00:04:37I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:40You getting to a point?
00:04:41My point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:44Thank you very much.
00:04:48Let me make this clear.
00:04:49You either help us, or I cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:53You sound like butcher now.
00:04:55You know that?
00:04:56It's not a great look for you, kid.
00:05:01Having said that, I...
00:05:03I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:05:08Alright.
00:05:09Fuck it.
00:05:11I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
00:05:14...the church of America.
00:05:16Come back home to Homelander.
00:05:23Hopefully the 35th try is the charm.
00:05:27Hm.
00:05:44Hey.
00:05:44You wanna see me, boss?
00:05:47Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:50Ideally, no.
00:05:52Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:53She was gonna come on the pod.
00:05:57Firecracker has moved on to a better place.
00:06:00Orlando?
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:06Shit.
00:06:06Oh no.
00:06:08Why?
00:06:08What happened?
00:06:08We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh...
00:06:13...non-believers.
00:06:15I'm on the boat.
00:06:15I like boats.
00:06:17Mean boats are like that.
00:06:18Sir, I...
00:06:20I believe in you, sir.
00:06:21I...
00:06:22Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:06:25Some protestors have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:06:29Right.
00:06:30The one in Africa.
00:06:31Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:33Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior, the Saudis are gonna feel some big feelings.
00:06:41OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
00:06:44We need that pipeline fully operational and those protestors gone.
00:06:48Gone?
00:06:49I got you.
00:06:50No.
00:06:51Uh, you will shoot a PSA.
00:06:54Announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it.
00:06:57You know, it's just the fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:07:01In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:07:03Thought you were on the boat.
00:07:06So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' grouper?
00:07:13Homelander. Homelander, of course.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15I'm on it.
00:07:16Homelander.
00:07:23I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:30There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
00:07:36Keep swingin'.
00:07:37You'll get there.
00:07:51Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood.
00:07:55Challenged the man.
00:07:56They called him a loked out troublemaker, but he wasn't making trouble.
00:08:00He was teaching love.
00:08:02For America.
00:08:03Come home.
00:08:04As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon, streaming live
00:08:09every Sunday.
00:08:10Come home.
00:08:11To the Democratic...
00:08:12We can't do this.
00:08:13Just...
00:08:14Just fuckin'...
00:08:17No.
00:08:17I told you, Huey.
00:08:19Soon as the German's ready, we go.
00:08:21And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:24But...
00:08:25I beg you.
00:08:27You got a way in?
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:08:31Time is set.
00:08:3224 hours.
00:08:36Aye.
00:08:38Good.
00:08:39Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
00:08:42Nice and quiet light.
00:08:43Then, right in the middle of Homelander's, lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil
00:08:48bollocks.
00:08:49It'll spray, fresh pine sand, and a big dose of kill juice.
00:08:53Cunt drops dead.
00:08:54Forever and ever.
00:08:55Amen.
00:08:56You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:59Though I beg to differ.
00:09:01I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
00:09:04We can still get the V1.
00:09:05Yeah, and so can he.
00:09:07That's a risk we can't take.
00:09:08We're out of time, mate.
00:09:11Right?
00:09:15Surprise, surprise.
00:09:17Butcher.
00:09:18I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:09:21Ah, so your head's still up your own arse, is it?
00:09:23Let me ask you.
00:09:24Did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:09:26Closest hideout we had to you.
00:09:29Starlight.
00:09:30Wow.
00:09:31What a pleasure indeed.
00:09:33You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:09:37Timeless beauty.
00:09:39She pissed on me once.
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:41He's a charmer, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:09:44Yeah, well, see, that's, okay, that's, that's the trick.
00:09:47Uh, if Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't, you can't find him.
00:09:50So, what, you gotta, you gotta go sideways.
00:09:53You gotta go through his lady.
00:09:55Golden Geisha.
00:09:55Golden Geisha?
00:09:56That name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:58Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Eric Estrada in Operation Orient.
00:10:03Very progressive for the day.
00:10:05But, hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite.
00:10:08Yeah, Goldie can.
00:10:09And where can we find the old slag?
00:10:11Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
00:10:13She moved into the Villages.
00:10:15Vaught Villages.
00:10:15Mm-hmm.
00:10:17It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:10:19If it's Vaught, then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile.
00:10:22Does the Pope shit in the woods?
00:10:24I wanna come. Can I come?
00:10:25Oh, yeah, it'll be a treat for you.
00:10:27See what real stars look like.
00:10:28All right.
00:10:29You two sought the church.
00:10:30We'll have a word with Geisha.
00:10:31See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:10:34Happy Gov?
00:10:36Um...
00:10:36Yep, he's happy.
00:10:37All right, let's get cracking.
00:10:41Hey, guys.
00:10:44I need you to promise me then.
00:10:47We will find that V1, Petit Julie.
00:10:50I promise you.
00:11:01We had a deal.
00:11:03One, I was drunk.
00:11:04Two, I never agreed to shit.
00:11:06She did.
00:11:07Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:11:10If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:11:12At least then I'd get off first.
00:11:14And, oh yeah, there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:11:18I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:11:21I'm VP.
00:11:22Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:26I need to know if you're in.
00:11:28Or if I need to move to Plan B.
00:11:30How about Plan Go Fuck Yourself?
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:34People are so predictable.
00:11:37Plan B it is.
00:11:39Plan B it is.
00:11:43Plan B it is.
00:11:45Plan B it is.
00:11:48Plan B it is.
00:11:50Plan B it is.
00:11:53Plan B it is.
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:58What the fuck?
00:11:59What did you do?
00:12:01Chloroform. It's quiet.
00:12:04Madam Vice President, is everything all right in there?
00:12:07Apocalypse or no, I need your help.
00:12:09Her lander cannot become immortal, so send the agents away.
00:12:12Madam Vice President.
00:12:14Uh, I'm fine. I'm fine. I just stubbed my toe.
00:12:18Walking around, as people do.
00:12:21Do you need assistance?
00:12:22No. Nope. I am all good.
00:12:24So just stand down and stand by.
00:12:27Confirmation code.
00:12:28Ginger snap.
00:12:33You don't think they could tell?
00:12:35No. No, you did good.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:37All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soulja Boy's mind.
00:12:44I'll take care of the rest.
00:12:46Fuck.
00:12:48I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:12:51You're in the big city now.
00:12:53Here, I'm the chief.
00:12:55These smell smoke.
00:12:56That's crazy. I don't smell anything.
00:12:58Sir! There's a fire at the old mill.
00:13:00You know what?
00:13:02You're gonna do all right here, chief.
00:13:05Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
00:13:19What does that smell? It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:23That's what death smells like.
00:13:25See the blonde over there?
00:13:27I fucked her.
00:13:28In 74.
00:13:30Got me in the Mile High Club.
00:13:31No plane.
00:13:33How is this low profile?
00:13:34I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:13:36There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:13:40Well, not in the faces anyway.
00:13:42But yeah, listen, you know me.
00:13:44I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:13:49Oh, G49.
00:13:51G49.
00:13:52Son of a whore.
00:13:54Need bees.
00:13:56Goldie.
00:13:57Look at you.
00:13:58Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:14:03There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:14:07Just here to talk.
00:14:08She with you?
00:14:09Kimiko, hi.
00:14:10Wow, I'm a fan.
00:14:13Big fan.
00:14:14Huge fan.
00:14:15Oh, I see you had yellow fever.
00:14:17Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:14:18I'm the United Colors of Fever.
00:14:20I don't want to fuck him.
00:14:21He is old and disgusting.
00:14:23Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:14:25What the fuck do you want?
00:14:26We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:14:29Get out.
00:14:30Goldie, come on.
00:14:31Don't Goldie me.
00:14:33You come in here and you bring him up.
00:14:35Well, listen, there was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before Soon-Yi.
00:14:41You must have a number, at least.
00:14:43Well, I don't.
00:14:44I haven't seen him in years.
00:14:45So kindly fuck off.
00:14:47I have a game to win.
00:14:48They bothering you, Goldie?
00:14:49No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:14:52Yes, they really are.
00:14:53We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:14:55Okay, all right.
00:14:57Take it easy there, hot flesh.
00:15:00So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:15:02I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:15:08The old batch is nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:15:10We were surrounded.
00:15:11They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:15:15I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:15:17Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:15:19They aren't people, are they?
00:15:24Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
00:15:27Yeah, asleep in a room, nip in, grab her, chuck her in a van.
00:15:31Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
00:15:34No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:15:36You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never going to help you.
00:15:39Oh, bollocks.
00:15:40As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:15:42You'll come running.
00:15:42Those are my friends in there, and I know you, Butcher.
00:15:45There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:15:47A week from now, all them geezers be pushing daisies anyway.
00:15:54What the fuck does that mean?
00:15:56What is it?
00:15:56Marvin.
00:15:57Talk some sense into him, would you?
00:15:59Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:16:02What has happened to you, kid?
00:16:04It's like you've gone crazy.
00:16:05The whole world's gone crazy.
00:16:07I'm just catching up.
00:16:09Go fuck yourself.
00:16:11Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:16:13Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:16:17Pathetic.
00:16:21Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:16:24Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska.
00:16:27It will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
00:16:31Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:16:37It comes from the earth.
00:16:38And if we don't use it, then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:16:42And my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
00:16:50And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:16:55It's completely safe.
00:16:57And you have the deeps.
00:16:59Green guarantee on that one.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:10Good to go.
00:17:12Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:17:18Okay, so that one?
00:17:19Mm-hmm.
00:17:20It's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
00:17:22Really?
00:17:23See a frog eating a dick?
00:17:25This is definitely in my top five.
00:17:29Top five what?
00:17:32things to do with you?
00:17:34You're saying that like
00:17:36this is the last time
00:17:37we're going to get to do this.
00:17:41Hey, listen to me.
00:17:43The guys are going to find bombsite.
00:17:45They'll get the V1.
00:17:46You're not dying.
00:17:48We will have plenty of time
00:17:49to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:17:53God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:17:57This unshakable hope.
00:18:02Whenever I get upset as a kid
00:18:04which was a lot
00:18:07my dad would always say
00:18:09you know son
00:18:10life is 10% what happens to you
00:18:13and 90% how you react
00:18:16and that was infuriating.
00:18:19But then
00:18:19I spent a year in an internment camp
00:18:21and I had no control over anything.
00:18:24I just lay there at night
00:18:26just
00:18:28so fucking angry.
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:18:35But then I finally understood what he meant.
00:18:37Because the only thing I had left was
00:18:41hope.
00:18:44And it is
00:18:46really fucking hard to hang on to
00:18:48but I
00:18:50I'm trying.
00:18:52I think
00:18:55you might be low-key
00:18:57the strongest person I know.
00:18:59I prefer high-key
00:19:00but thank you.
00:19:07Look, it's
00:19:08it's Big Bird eating a dick.
00:19:11You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there
00:19:14I'm just saying.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:18Why am I on a call sheet for some
00:19:21church bullshit tomorrow?
00:19:22Someone has to cover for Firecracker
00:19:24unless you're too busy
00:19:26helping Homelander find V1.
00:19:30We're nowhere on the V1.
00:19:32Huh.
00:19:33Really?
00:19:34Nothing but dead ends.
00:19:35Well
00:19:35keep me posted.
00:19:37Makeup is gonna need you in the chair
00:19:396 a.m.
00:19:40They can feather my nut hair.
00:19:42I'm busy tomorrow.
00:19:50Holy fuck.
00:19:51The inside of his head.
00:19:52That was terrifying.
00:19:54I'm not kidding.
00:19:55I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
00:19:56They have a lead on V1?
00:19:58Yes.
00:19:58Some guy named Bombsite
00:19:59whose Soldier Boy hates.
00:20:01Homelander has all of crime analytics
00:20:02looking for him
00:20:03with orders not to tell you.
00:20:05Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
00:20:06You were right.
00:20:07He's thinking about helping Homelander.
00:20:09Like he's kind of proud of him
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know
00:20:13that he's proud of him.
00:20:14So what's the plan?
00:20:16Don't worry.
00:20:16Saw this coming a mile away.
00:20:18It's handled.
00:20:22By the morning
00:20:23V1 will be toast.
00:20:24Where are you going?
00:20:26Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
00:20:28Never come in here again.
00:20:30It's time for phase three.
00:20:32Wait but what should I
00:20:33are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:39Fuck.
00:20:44What's got you looking blue
00:20:45little lady?
00:20:46Gee Bombsite
00:20:46it's just
00:20:48Henry's noticed
00:20:49that I've put on a few pounds.
00:20:51Getting hefty are you?
00:20:52You must not be using
00:20:54Vought brand
00:20:55weight control tablets.
00:20:56Just take one with breakfast
00:20:58or better yet
00:20:59instead of breakfast.
00:21:00Our patented
00:21:01methamphetamine formula
00:21:03will melt away
00:21:03that ugly belly fat
00:21:05and give you pep in your step.
00:21:08Thanks Bombsite
00:21:09Henry will get through.
00:21:11Then he will.
00:21:13Fuck.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:18Hey Goldie.
00:21:20Night night.
00:21:23Ugh.
00:21:25Ugh.
00:21:29Ugh.
00:21:31Ugh.
00:21:31Ugh.
00:21:31Ugh.
00:21:33Ugh.
00:21:36Ugh.
00:21:38Ugh.
00:21:59Not so fast white man.
00:22:11This one's for you, Em.
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:19Aw!
00:22:33Stop!
00:22:46No, you kill him!
00:22:50Stop!
00:23:02What is taking you so long?
00:23:20You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure.
00:23:24Well, there's no sight of bombsite, or fucking anyone.
00:23:28Maybe Crime Analytics got a bad tip.
00:23:41Come on, rub it. Rub it with your stump.
00:23:44Oh, yes, you got that.
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:55I can't explain.
00:23:57That was Clara.
00:23:58You told me she killed herself.
00:24:00She did.
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her.
00:24:03It's his fault.
00:24:03So then what?
00:24:04You locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee fuck doll and filmed her for kicks?
00:24:08No, no, no.
00:24:09It wasn't like that.
00:24:11I did everything I could to keep her alive, to make her happy.
00:24:20Just listen to me, okay?
00:24:22It wasn't all like that.
00:24:29I couldn't let her go.
00:24:32I didn't know how.
00:24:36Because I loved her.
00:24:40And so did you.
00:24:44You're goddamn right I loved her.
00:24:46Look, she wouldn't want us fighting over her.
00:24:49Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
00:24:50You knew her for five minutes.
00:24:52I was with her for decades.
00:24:55Hold on.
00:24:55Hold on.
00:24:56Hold on.
00:24:56S-s-s-set up.
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us.
00:25:01This has been pla-
00:25:03Fucking Sage.
00:25:05It's Sage.
00:25:07You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us.
00:25:10Oh, come on.
00:25:11I can't find the B1 without you.
00:25:23Good.
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever.
00:25:45Scooty cameras are looped.
00:25:56Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:26It's firecracker.
00:26:28Oh, my God.
00:26:32Jesus.
00:26:34I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
00:26:44I mean, she's a human being.
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:55It's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:26:58Oi.
00:26:59Twenty-three fucking numbers you had for bombsite, and they're all fucking shite.
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth.
00:27:08I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach him, so just let me go.
00:27:12Come here and go.
00:27:13Keep an eyeing her.
00:27:21What the fuck do we do there?
00:27:23Fetch her some pliers and put her screws to her.
00:27:26She knows more than she's let alone.
00:27:29Oh, she doesn't.
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:27:34He's right.
00:27:35Oh, I know.
00:27:37Billing switches sides in the final hour.
00:27:41What a twist.
00:27:42Shock that never happens.
00:27:44But unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:27:45I'm here to help.
00:27:47I'm a free agent now.
00:27:48Came alone.
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:27:51That's a good idea.
00:27:53That would go against our mutual interests.
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:28:03I want him dead.
00:28:04As much as you do.
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up,
00:28:08and now you want to tear him down?
00:28:09Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me.
00:28:12Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:28:13But you will.
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:16I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:28:21You can trace anyone.
00:28:22You know what to look for.
00:28:23And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:28:27I could have stopped you.
00:28:28I could have killed you.
00:28:30But I didn't.
00:28:31That virus is gonna wipe out the fucking lot of you.
00:28:36And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:28:40I will be in my nice quiet bunker reading Wittgenstein in peace.
00:28:44Well that is.
00:28:45Unless that bleached blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:28:51You must have realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact bombsight.
00:28:56But I do.
00:28:58And I can get him here.
00:29:02So, let me help.
00:29:08Earlier today there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought petroleum pipeline resulting in
00:29:12a significant amount of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:29:17Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
00:29:19But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:29:21Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:29:24Much larger.
00:29:25No, Jimmy, we don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:29:27I'm hearing weeks at least.
00:29:29And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
00:29:31Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:29:34I can't breathe.
00:29:36I can't breathe.
00:29:43Jeremy?
00:29:45No!
00:29:46No!
00:29:47No!
00:29:48No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:50No!
00:29:50No!
00:29:52No, no, no, no, he's not breathing.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55Fuck.
00:29:59Can you hear me?
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:04Can you hear me?
00:30:04Can you hear me?
00:30:04We know, Kevin.
00:30:06We know it was you.
00:30:08No!
00:30:08No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:19No!
00:30:26Why are you so certain bombsite will come here?
00:30:29If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here as fast as your froggy little legs
00:30:35could take you.
00:30:36Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:31:00I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
00:31:07I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:31:10I loved it, even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:31:16It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:31:22We watched with Japanese subtitles. It's how I learned English.
00:31:26If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:31:29But we cannot. Not until we get the V1 that bombsite possesses.
00:31:34Wait, that's what you're after? V1?
00:31:41What's so funny?
00:31:43I'll tell bombsite to just give it to you. I sure as hell don't want it.
00:31:51He stole the V1 for you.
00:31:54So you two could be together forever.
00:32:01But you didn't take it.
00:32:04I said no.
00:32:07Which is why he left.
00:32:09I guess, for him, watching me get old was too painful.
00:32:17I'm sorry, I do not understand. Why won't you take it?
00:32:21To live forever.
00:32:25Maybe torture.
00:32:30We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:33Maybe I would.
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful
00:32:43when you know winter's coming.
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:07Annie and I talked about it.
00:33:27Neither of us wants to die, but
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires either.
00:33:37I'm sorry.
00:33:39I hadn't, uh...
00:33:41It's okay.
00:33:43We're both willing to do it anyway.
00:33:47For you.
00:34:06Jesus Christ.
00:34:07Yep, it's pretty much what he was going for.
00:34:14Do I even need to say,
00:34:16be careful?
00:34:17It's okay.
00:34:17It won't go off until the timer does.
00:34:20I think.
00:34:21I think.
00:34:24I think.
00:34:34I think.
00:34:41Starlight.
00:34:43I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
00:34:47Hi, Aaron.
00:34:48It's been a while.
00:34:49The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
00:34:54I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
00:34:57Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but
00:35:02I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:35:05Take it you're not here to repent.
00:35:06No, I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
00:35:11You did that for me, do you remember?
00:35:12When, um, Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message, especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old,
00:35:23but if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
00:35:27Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest
00:35:30of your life.
00:35:34But I, God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
00:35:40You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had, and you weren't cynical like
00:35:47Ezekiel.
00:35:48Oh, you, you believed.
00:35:55I still do.
00:35:57In Homelander?
00:35:59Come on, Aaron.
00:36:01You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old, that moldy tent in Greenwood,
00:36:07and people would come and beg me to pray for them, heal their illness, look after their
00:36:16children, get them a job, and I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
00:36:24Those prayers went unanswered.
00:36:28Nobody was listening.
00:36:30God checked out.
00:36:33Homelander is standing in front of us.
00:36:35He's not asking for blind faith.
00:36:37And when I talk, when I talk, he listens.
00:36:41God is supposed to be selfless.
00:36:43Okay, Homelander?
00:36:45Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
00:36:48Maybe imperfect, but he, he brought this church up out of ruin.
00:36:52He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
00:36:55He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
00:36:58Firecracker was a non-believer.
00:37:00She brought his wrath upon herself.
00:37:02I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
00:37:12But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:37:18Oh, Annie, I am sorry.
00:37:22I really did like you.
00:37:47Stop!
00:37:51You know what this is?
00:37:53I open it.
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:38:01So is Annie.
00:38:03No.
00:38:06She already took the antidote.
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:38:12Nope.
00:38:15But I will.
00:38:19Unless you let her go.
00:38:30Don't be a stranger, Annie.
00:38:32Room for everyone in our flock.
00:38:42Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
00:38:46An estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
00:38:50Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead.
00:38:59You think a fish holocaust is funny, bro?
00:39:02Uh, yeah.
00:39:03Payback's a bitch, bitch.
00:39:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline, and punched a hole in it.
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built.
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork, so I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
00:39:25Now we're even, Steven.
00:39:28I killed...
00:39:29You...
00:39:30I killed one...
00:39:32I killed one dude.
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
00:39:36One human being who was a national treasure, asshole, not just some stupid fish!
00:39:44They were my friends.
00:39:48Sucks to suck, dipshit.
00:39:51Stop!
00:39:52Losers!
00:39:54So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
00:40:21You were never my bro.
00:40:22Bro.
00:40:23Oh!
00:40:47Fuck.
00:40:49Oh, God.
00:40:52Oh, my God.
00:40:58Oh, God.
00:41:08Hey.
00:41:09Some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
00:41:11Again.
00:41:12Ugh.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:28Bubbler, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day. You must have been yay high, but
00:41:34you know what? I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:37No, I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um...
00:41:45We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home, and you probably got the very reasonable
00:41:55impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:00Uh, but honestly, fuck those guys. Fuck them. I'm on you. I'm on team you, big guy. And-and-and
00:42:08-and I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:17Great.
00:42:18That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:34Boyardee?
00:42:35Ooh, Crunchwraps, please. And, uh, solitude? It's all I ever wanted. Since way before Homelander knocked on my door. It's
00:42:45gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought, and I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:51Sorry. Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it. I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me. Enjoy it, don't enjoy it. Still mass murder. At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:27Right on cue.
00:43:29Right on cue.
00:43:43What?
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:49When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers. I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it. And you'll be wiping your better half's better half off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now, how's about we just cool our jets, and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
00:44:24Okay. Um...
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that, yeah, but...
00:44:30This is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing, but...
00:44:40No, they have to have left something behind, you know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense. This makes no sense.
00:45:13You...
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:20Did I do something wrong? Did I fail you?
00:45:23I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:28Please.
00:45:29Don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't...
00:45:31Just...
00:45:32Let me become nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume...
00:45:44The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right, look.
00:46:03Kid.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I...
00:46:05I've been around a long time.
00:46:06And I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old soups at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moments in the sun.
00:46:18And they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute, she's on the set of...
00:46:41Undercover Geisha.
00:46:42Getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and...
00:46:47Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day...
00:46:58I got shoved out too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming.
00:47:03And I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:06Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight the inevitable...
00:47:15The more the inevitable just...
00:47:18Cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So...
00:47:55There you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I-I can go. Leave. No words. Just go. Now. Go.
00:48:15Now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:35I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:48You hand that over, and we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:57Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:03You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:11That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here with her shine.
00:49:48Well, you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:55It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:14Hey!
00:50:26Robbie, just give it what he wants!
00:50:47Fuck!
00:50:48Let's go.
00:51:02Please.
00:51:03Don't.
00:51:05They kidnapped you.
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:27I don't wanna do this.
00:51:28Ben!
00:51:29The fuck is he doing here?
00:51:30I texted him.
00:51:32He's here to help.
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:35No.
00:51:35Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:39It's their bone!
00:51:40Let the old dogs fight over it
00:51:45You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face buddy the Queen sat on this face
00:51:51It's a national fucking treasure
00:52:03Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates homeland or more
00:52:06Would you be sure?
00:52:08Because people are fucking predictable
00:52:24God damn it
00:52:38God damn it
00:52:40God damn it
00:52:47God damn it
00:52:58God damn it
00:53:24God damn it I hate flying
00:53:25God damn it I hate flying
00:53:27Her
00:53:33Toeskin or not, i could still break your fucking neck
00:53:36Ben! Stop!
00:53:39Please!
00:53:46Please.
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:53:59Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You can never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:17Everything they wanted us to be.
00:54:19Everything they were working towards.
00:54:21They saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:45Forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06And you and Goldie can...
00:55:08Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:16I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:19I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:36I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:53I'd do it for the V1.
00:56:06What the fuck is that?!
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood,
00:56:35and I can't remember.
00:57:07This is the first time I've seen my blood,
00:57:10and I don't want to fight you.
00:57:19You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit,
00:57:22that I was the strongest soup alive,
00:57:25the ultimate expression of what we could be.
00:57:32But she was wrong.
00:57:38She hadn't met you yet.
00:57:54No.
00:58:03I don't understand.
00:58:04He wasn't supposed to.
00:58:06It's impossible.
00:58:10Or do you hate me?
00:58:12I love her more.
00:58:17And this is what she would want.
00:58:28I don't know.
00:58:30I don't know.
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:36I don't know.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:41I don't know.
00:58:42I don't know.
00:58:43I don't know.
00:58:43I don't know.
00:58:45I don't know.
00:58:47I don't know.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:58:55RUN!
00:58:57RUN!
00:59:19RUN!
00:59:19RUN!
00:59:22RUN!
00:59:30RUN!
00:59:36RUN!
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