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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 01: Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12on a laser you goddammit that love conquers all i'm your father not him brian and that heroes
00:00:20will answer the call to protect i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried
00:00:32your ass to the er that felt better than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to
00:00:37all our
00:00:38prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough
00:00:44to kill homelander would evolve into something super lethal a global fucking pandemic what's
00:00:49no genocide between friends just fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting
00:00:54even stronger put your hands together for firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you
00:01:00this is about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest person
00:01:06fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar
00:01:14once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i fucking
00:01:19you when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's
00:01:34next in line to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full
00:01:38legal authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from
00:01:44our government and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for
00:01:50you because today a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking
00:01:56kidding me this whole time
00:02:00you
00:02:01you
00:02:03you
00:02:03you
00:02:04you
00:02:05you
00:02:17you
00:02:19you
00:02:31you
00:02:40thank you thank you and welcome to the vod international annual meeting of shareholders
00:02:52okay give me my firecrackers
00:02:55places ladies places let's go let's go up to it let's go come on
00:03:01stay in line keep it tight
00:03:03thank you
00:03:03thank you
00:03:07Thank you
00:03:09Just to harass you, it's like you're a brave here.
00:03:28Starlight is running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no.
00:03:35We said enough.
00:03:36We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn.
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We've designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11I'm a hero for proudly serving in the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General
00:04:17Mayhem.
00:04:18The minimum is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Men, days passed from the future has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Power nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47God-fearing nation!
00:04:48It's just a little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border.
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little war-
00:04:56I'm wondering, Queen Mae, for the gods of devonness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:02Now what?
00:05:03So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Mae.
00:05:08No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back, and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period,
00:05:50and the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:55I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:14Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:18When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:22This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes?
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U
00:06:42.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps with the starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:06:59In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:26You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No.
00:07:49Everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:52Sorry that he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:07:59We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:04Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm sorry.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16Then just tell me.
00:08:18How did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure.
00:08:33But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00Shut up.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me, Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Yeah, well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me!
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you.
00:09:16No matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:27...
00:10:28...
00:10:29...
00:10:29...
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé.
00:11:16Merci quoi, petit?
00:11:21Also, payers of any exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:58Put it on my frame.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:48No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in,
00:13:41say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46The proof is no God, isn't it?
00:13:49She's dead, and there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn of heat with the likes of them.
00:14:22Where'd you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:00Well.
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33Son.
00:15:33I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52Don't.
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:03Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:13What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature, Lincoln Lake.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today?
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:08And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like A.I.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:07So Starlight did use that dang-fangled A.I.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and A.I. this so-called Flight 37 video.
00:18:31Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:10Here we go.
00:19:11Alright.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:18Bye.
00:19:18Bye.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:21Bye.
00:19:23Bye.
00:19:25Bye.
00:19:25Bye.
00:19:26Bye.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him,
00:19:59in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man,
00:20:10we ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got a CIA at Gulfstream,
00:20:14gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Wheels up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth,
00:20:30meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people
00:20:36are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy
00:20:42who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at Vod on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:54oh, and one time I had to sit naked
00:20:56on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:20:59I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:06you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:08Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:12Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19No!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:24Do nothing!
00:21:30Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake, son.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love, no sex, no problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering 3 out of 10
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid 5 out of 10 any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:38Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Wait, did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy,
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight,
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is,
00:22:55oy, oy, oy,
00:22:56cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bot got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12I found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:29So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56Because what else are we gonna do
00:23:58since walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Landa.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:32I saw the signal.
00:24:35So, are we doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we are finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to drive Annie.
00:24:48They're questioning to show us.
00:24:49Why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:01and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So, how come you didn't spring, then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm,
00:25:39but he might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right, then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:06Well, Lander, hey, you want to see us?
00:26:14Or should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Pfft.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this on filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do
00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then,
00:26:47why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if
00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30with Gavin,
00:27:32our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out
00:27:37he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:45It really makes me wonder
00:27:47who else is a traitor
00:27:49hiding in plain sight.
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen,
00:28:00do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03I miss you.
00:28:19You're not all good.
00:28:20You're all good.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell? You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay? You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:49Hey, but enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single, but you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
00:29:01Oh, ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven. Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:22after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was going to say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:43Go.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29It's touchy.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:58Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:20I know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered Barrett for President.com, Net, and Org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:27Your soup made you fucking vice president.
00:31:32As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:07They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15You fucking crazy.
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, worm.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere
00:32:28now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, didn't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an ex-suit with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:33:19How does thing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:21You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:43Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Check you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:33:59Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 9-1-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:27Of a Vought prison camp.
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so.
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:05No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it.
00:35:23I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:35No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49Oui, petit, Thierry.
00:35:50When the guard chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at Don.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:56Thierry, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp.
00:36:08Now, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mooshan's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them.
00:36:40And you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26I've got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention, campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Feather.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will open.
00:37:42Dawn of the Feather.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day, I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:41Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking, why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's
00:39:03shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it.
00:39:09From your perspective, you're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby, bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:00Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:07Salade l'ime.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been, like, a year, some change now?
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:23It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31So, please, stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47And Raina, your nephews.
00:40:49I mean, yeah.
00:40:51Moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom will be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16Hey, Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you going to get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Oh, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and M.M.?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, quiet.
00:42:01You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never going to stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:27Right now, it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:01I mean...
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander,
00:43:13you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C,
00:43:54that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible to, like,
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:59and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking
00:44:12I should just blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that
00:44:18Huey's safe in his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there.
00:44:22Because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great.
00:44:45I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:48Bunk 19.
00:44:53Wait, that's a Vaught Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaught
00:44:58and that gets fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated
00:45:03and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:45:04I'm fucking half.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:08So you're going to dig us a hole
00:45:09or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are going to want to stay back.
00:45:51You guys are going to want to stay back.
00:46:03Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the, uh, reach respect I'm
00:47:01working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02I'm taking that as a guess.
00:47:26Worker?
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:45Oh, okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick.
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:11Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become, and you
00:48:41did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, that, that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's
00:49:04ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:35Come on, Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Annie! Annie!
00:49:54Oh, shit.
00:50:01What the hell?
00:50:03Pilly!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Link.
00:50:25Don't you.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:03Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, so...
00:51:32Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:36Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:42I can see them.
00:51:43If you're saying them stay right now...
00:51:44Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where can she go?
00:51:55Now?
00:51:57Well...
00:52:28Oh...
00:53:02fuck this she's not coming back Huey we have to go
00:53:06hey I'm still stay there she's coming back she's coming back
00:53:09her
00:53:21yeah
00:53:23yeah
00:53:24yeah
00:53:24yeah
00:53:25yeah
00:53:26I don't know.
00:54:17I don't know.
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