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Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins - Season 8 - Episode 01: Behind Enemy Lines
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00:08to the celebrities that are coming on this course i've got one thing to say
00:13prepare for all of your worst nightmares to come true i know instagram can't save you now god
00:25in this series 14 british and australian celebrities get going get to the wall
00:32have enlisted to go head to head in the most punishing stages of sas selection
00:44of course i think we're going to kick their ass
00:47get the good news i feel like very patriotic i'm gonna rip his head off
00:52we need to beat them led by an elite team of ex-special forces soldiers i don't want you
00:59need an excuse i'm done with it are you gonna tell me that was wrong no you don't want to
01:02be
01:02don't don't put yourself through this these celebrities are gonna get their ass kicked on
01:07this course let's go we're gonna hit them hard and we're gonna keep hitting them until we break them
01:15look out if you tell me to run into a brick wall i'll run head first into it
01:20me and the military are petrified don't screw it up
01:29no other test asks as much come on don't give up i'm not giving up stuff or means as much
01:35i wasn't expecting this to come here i apologize
01:38to the few who make it through i'm not good enough you can do it you've got this
02:0314 celebrities are about to embark on a condensed version of sas selection
02:19for the first time the celebrity recruits are from opposite sides of the world
02:25seven australians and seven brits
02:29if it's australia versus england i reckon we've got a really strong team by the looks of life
02:34looking around the australian special forces have deep roots with the british special forces
02:40we've done operational tours together and we work side by side they're big they're strong and they're
02:47mean business so these australian recruits have got a lot to live up do the landscape is insane hey
02:53it's beautiful it looks like australia i'm best known for playing toadfish on neighbors for the last
02:5830 years this morning my body was in knots make sure you keep your metal headspace where it should
03:05but i feel good now okay and because of everything that i've gone through i want to grab this and
03:11tear
03:12the balls off it you know bro what do you do i do comedy content on social media comedy's going
03:19to be
03:20very valuable he's very funny thank you graham i think this is probably going to be the toughest
03:25week of my life my dad he was actually in the military so he will not be happy if i
03:32make excuses
03:32or i moan or i don't try 100 percent alliances are formed on the battlefield
03:46we're going to put these celebrities through hell to see who stands up and who falls away
03:58oh
03:59here we go
04:11you're borrowing at us
04:13all right all right all right all right all right
04:19heads down heads down everywhere keep your mouth shut open your eyes don't look at me
04:26when you get attacked by surprise it is terrifying right here on your knees there is nothing more
04:33scary than seeing people around you getting shot for us the ambush is to make them realize that they've
04:40come out of their world and they have entered ours don't look at me we do get treated very
04:46well in our lives back home what do you want on your rider you know would you like champagne and
04:52this and that go i have a feeling they're not going to give us that head down head up taking
04:58a wicket
04:58for your country against australia is one of the best feelings i can't even describe how amazing
05:03that makes you feel shut up don't talk i'm not sure if i'm built physically for the sas but mentally
05:08i'm keen to find out whether my mind is right head down head down head down once together move
05:14operator behind the enemy lines is petrifying keep holding the shoulders of the person in front
05:20everyone is out to get you or kill you keep very still don't move
05:51who are you cole anderson what do you do cool just do like social media and stuff a ticky-tock
05:58waller yeah have you ever thought about getting a real job well maybe you should get your hands
06:05down muppet yikes i'm completely out of my comfort zone here in fact you look better that way keep
06:14you like that i just hope that i can stop listening to the voices in my head and just get
06:19to the end
06:19because i would be so proud of myself stop blinking at me weirdo my belief in myself is you know
06:27pretty damn high keep looking that way i absolutely want to pass this course i'm gonna pass this
06:33course yikes who are you uh brad hodge you had to think about it didn't you brad what do you
06:40do brad
06:40uh past professional cricket player a cricket player wow
06:46who are you jessica bauer don't fucking smile at me i'm best known for stealing someone's husband
06:52are married at first sight husband stealer look up but i want to prove to the public that i'm not
07:02this
07:02you know reality
07:04bitch
07:07you're fucking hideous take this smile off your face i was part of the 2003 rugby world cup team
07:13uh that won the world cup which does seem a different lifetime ago tough guy not really
07:19get your head up facing the aussies he's gonna be very interested they might want to get their record
07:24straight 22 years of hurt oh dear who are you mac horton what do you do mac over this summer
07:36you're swimming you look like you've just got out the pool i think i'm most scared of
07:40the unknown is that hard work it's warm i've swum for 17 years i've won olympic gold but that's all
07:49something that you can train for i've never been tested like this you will address us at all times
07:56from now on as staff do you understand that yes we have shared blood sweat and tears
08:05tears for our country so pathetic people like you can have your life sas selection is the toughest
08:13military test in the world it takes the one percent of the best one percent to create a special forces
08:20operator you the english from the beautiful motherland and you the australians the colonials
08:31from down under you're gonna get a real sample of our world the aussies call us whinging poms and
08:38we call them prisoners of mother england do you understand yes we'll now find out we're the
08:47greater nation walk forward to the railings
09:00the first task of selection is an emergency evacuation drill in a life-threatening scenario
09:10pay attention to what's going on because obviously you
09:12fuckers are going to be doing it in a minute
09:18lowered from a height of 260 feet the recruits will be harnessed in pairs into the plane's fuselage
09:31once fully submerged they must hold their breath for 30 seconds and remain seated until the time is up
09:42the recruits must exit through the rear side door in an agreed order to pass the task
09:51the possibility of drowning is a real risk in the special forces it's absolutely terrifying every part
09:58of their body will want to eject themselves out of that seat and get out of that situation
10:08it's paramount that they're composed and work as a team you go in that seat over there you go in
10:15this
10:16seat here the first recruits to face the dunk our olympic swimming champion mac and tv personality gabby
10:24i think people are going to be really surprised when they see me on the selection because they know me
10:28as gabby from love island who just sits there in a bikini talking about feelings all day
10:33keep the composure keep talking i'm going to show them a very different side to me
10:38what about this if i fail in the water task i will be disappointed my reputation
10:48hangs on it i might regret saying that i'm petrified water just control yourself it's no big deal
11:00last breath
11:24it's a panic she's panicking
11:38in a special forces survival drill recruits mac and gabby must hold their breath underwater for 30
11:47seconds until given the signal to escape
11:54she's panicking
11:59having been unable to hold her breath
12:03stop okay gabby has failed the task
12:10fail confirmed fail she panicked and had to be pulled out through the window yeah okay
12:14roger that i weren't scared about the height weren't scared about the water and then i
12:18fucking didn't take in big enough breath what the fuck
12:24probably better to be a little bit thirsty as opposed to having a full mouth yeah
12:30holy shit the next pair of recruits to take on the task
12:34is actor natalie and social media personality jack
12:40relax
12:42if you can't swim you're pretty fucked on this
12:46i don't think being in the military was ever an option for me i am scared of everything
12:55flying confrontation large crowds claustrophobia bugs insects spiders remain in the position till you get
13:04out of the squeeze once that fear kicks in it's too late
13:17that's good stay relaxed
13:45i'm so happy
13:48i'm so happy
13:49i'm so happy
13:49fuck off not you it's okay breathing in
13:59don't panic you chill i'm not chill i've been involved in helicopter crashes
14:06it is an absolutely horrific experience
14:10a crashing into water if you survive the crash you're then in an environment that wants to kill you
14:16it's very difficult not to panic your body's telling you you need to do something because you are going to
14:22die
14:25your lungs are screaming and then you can feel the emotion almost flood your system
14:47you have to be able to calm down and then think logically about what you've got to do
14:55you then go through a process of getting yourself out of it
15:13you're coming to my arms you're calling into the water in your vehicle here and in your vehicle
15:19which is going to be the best that you're coming to be able to do
15:22Come over to me.
15:24Last to take on the dunk is former Neighbours actor Ryan
15:27and TV personality Danny.
15:31You all right?
15:32No, I'm petrified.
15:34Physically, I've got this.
15:35Mentally is what I'll struggle with.
15:37My brain attacks me all the bloody time.
15:39I really want to cry, but I don't want to cry.
15:41I just want to believe in myself a little bit more
15:43and stop being a negative Nancy.
15:47We're going to breathe out.
15:48Get rid of all that carbon dioxide.
15:50I would describe myself as pretty full on.
15:54Here we go.
15:55I can lose my temper quickly.
15:56Yeah, I can get quite frustrated.
15:58We are strong.
15:59We are calm.
16:00I'm shaking.
16:01The thing that I will struggle the most
16:03is if people don't take it serious enough
16:05and go hard enough.
16:06He's dead.
16:07There's every chance I'll tell them
16:09to pull the fucking finger out, yeah.
16:11Fucking concentrate and switch on.
16:14Fucking hell.
16:17Remain composed.
16:19Focus on what you're doing.
16:21We are strong and we are calm.
16:24We're going to take a deep breath
16:26and we're going to be fine.
16:28We're going to both undo.
16:30I will go first.
16:30I'm really scared.
16:45costume coming.
16:46Game of hell.
16:47Based on all the operations.
16:47Hold on.
16:52Did someone just come out already?
16:56Oh, my God, Amy.
16:58Keep it看一下.
16:59The bottom left.
17:00The bottom left.
17:02The bottom left left.
17:05The bottom left left left.
17:11The bottom left left left left toCs.
17:15why'd you panic as soon as the wall hit me i was like i can't do it expected more from
17:19you toad
17:21fish making made for this ain't you mr embarrassing
17:31there were only two passes out of all of you there and the rest of them were fails
17:36some of them catastrophic so let's start switching on taking on board the information
17:42and applying it is that understood yes let's go all right
17:53what a shit show
17:57i don't know how long in their life
17:59that was hard yeah instantly i failed it's pathetic
18:17this way in and around between the chains
18:22the recruits have been brought to a remote desert fort where temperatures can reach over 40 degrees
18:30english this side aussies that side it will be their home for the remainder of the course right now you
18:36will become a number do you understand that yes the desert is a brutal environment it just makes life
18:47almost unbearable strip out of that civilian kit let's go hurry up no reason to be shy
18:54from the minute you get up to the minute you are able to go back to sleep the heat just
18:58hits you it
18:59drains you of energy it feels like you're being suffocated by the country upside down
19:05fucking buffoon you're susceptible to heat injuries whether that's dehydration heat stroke exposure
19:13whatever let's go let's go quickly don't be lost if you do not conduct yourself in the right way it
19:20will
19:21kill you they're going to wish they're fucking somewhere else right this is your accommodation
19:27underneath that camouflage net over there that is water that will be continuously topped up the one
19:32thing i'll say about your water bottles they will always be topped up to the brim
19:38and i mean the brim okay yes all right fucking cheer up if you look like you're having a good
19:44time
19:44you will have a good time even if we're a bunch of fuckers yeah
19:51this is absolutely nuts isn't it yeah oh dabs will you do my water bottle when you're ready
19:56next bed sorry i'm being fit
20:00oh just make sure you're refilling it yeah yeah
20:06hey guys can i grab everyone's attention so if you if you look on the bag here got these clips
20:12here
20:13so if you do them up and you tighten them right down you'll have less jingle jangle
20:20yeah yeah all right cool happy days he's pretty serious isn't he
20:28huh i was gonna say that to you entire day
20:34yeah
20:34anybody stands out yeah number 12 ryan maloney he's so keen and wants to make a good impression that he's
20:41overdoing it yeah probably number four because she's just like you know she's a little bit sort
20:47of under confident she's not physically imposing like five's the same size but five's actually fit
20:53whereas four's a little bit fragile i think three a bit a bit of a dope just not listening properly
20:59and number one because he's a bit twitchy isn't he he's like yeah i think 12 is going to get
21:05roasted
21:06you know like when you're in the old dorms on selection there's always some knobber who thinks
21:10he knows better knows it all and then by day two he goes right where did he go telling you
21:15what you
21:16should have in your burger that's right recruit 12 coming oh my god right i knew it
21:26couple times 12
21:31concerned about his character the ds want to learn more about number 12 ryan
21:45how's it going in there it's good actually i'm uh going through periods of you know fear and kind
21:54of going up and down and throwing myself into it as best as i can and learning the rules first
22:01um
22:02the challenge is get the out of me
22:06so where did you grow up uh in melbourne yeah what was wrong like uh yeah growing up it was
22:15interesting
22:15you know um a pretty aggro childhood but you know it's kind of the way it is um so we'll
22:24just leave it
22:25at that but you know got a gig on neighbors at 15 years old and then i kind of stay
22:31there for 30 years
22:32that's a long time to be someone else yeah how do you think that's shaped you
22:40uh it's a very hectic time when you go to work and you're in this headspace for 12 hours and
22:48then
22:48you go home and you do you try to do family life and then you learn your lines for the
22:53next day so
22:54you're right there so you don't really get a break from it but for a very very long time i've
22:58been
23:00pushing myself to kind of go oh so there's neighbors but i've got to have something else
23:04so you sell and buy properties and build farms and build houses and you know building places is one of
23:10the most stressful things you can ever do and kind of constantly moving family around and
23:15just the ultimate stress after stress after stress after stress just hadn't really had a break
23:23so it's that pedal pedal pedal pedal and nothing's ever good enough
23:37uh just kind of found myself
23:45oh sorry i wasn't expecting this to come out i apologize
23:53found myself standing in a paddock going if this is it i don't i don't want to do it anymore
24:00and uh
24:04and then it was okay all right well that's not the answer um i need to work out what's going
24:11on
24:11with my head and then i was diagnosed with adhd was it the um the diagnosis that that's helped you
24:22once i kind of got that diagnosis it was like that's the best news i've ever heard
24:27because now i understand why my brain does what it does because now now i get why
24:36i see things very differently
24:40so what what are you hoping to get from this you know what i actually don't know i i don't
24:45know what
24:45this is going to bring out i don't know like i didn't even know that that was going to come
24:49out so
24:50i just i just want to find out well you look strong i'm excited to see how far you'll go
24:55on the
24:55course it's going to be difficult though stick with it right do that god
25:11no one's unbreakable i've broken many times you got a break to to get stronger
25:20before i got diagnosed with adhd there was a lot of pressure and stress on life just that constant
25:27feeling of of being lost i could see you in the zone ah no it's just like wasn't expecting that
25:33to
25:34come out it's incredibly important to be able to understand what's actually going on in your brain
25:41when you feel like you want to quit on life don't just find an answer if that's not the one
25:47find
25:48another one um and don't quit no we're good yeah we're good you should yeah yeah you want to sit
25:56over there and just chill be quiet good i'm here mate if you need it
26:07oh my god what is that are you okay is it dangerous yeah it bites yeah home run
26:14burn i think you got it nice i did get it i did get it it's over us recruits five
26:20minutes full kit
26:23come on area has everyone got a full water bottle quickly going into you guys quickly
26:30what do you like being called ryan ryan good yeah i didn't want to start saying
26:34fucking toady because i'm so used to seeing you on the telly that's right man
26:40you still do like being back at school in here it is yeah
26:43like the teacher's shining again i quite like it that it's fun
26:47i'd say there's definitely mistakes i've made throughout my life and because of this i've kind
26:53of been living way too much in my comfort zone those bags are heavy then they are so heavy i'm
27:00hoping
27:01that i can overcome those fears i need a big challenge if i managed to get through this i think
27:08it would
27:09help a lot close the guards the next task will subject the recruits to one of selection's most brutal
27:20rituals everything you do in the special forces world is preparing you for combat fall in right
27:27there facing me it's absolutely horrendous physically and mentally some will crumble some will shine
27:39turn around
27:43it's pretty well fucking known there's always rivalry between the english and the australians
27:50in the special forces world we have to work together closely now and again there's resentment
27:57that is soon put to bed and we have a method of doing that it's called milling we fight and
28:05we
28:05use sheer violence and aggression you're not just fighting for you you're fighting for your nation
28:14right listen in number 12
28:19toward fish get over there i take my compass out first to fight is recruit number 12 ryan
28:27number one one on me his opponent is number one social media personality cole i stay fit by going
28:37to the gym maybe four or five days a week yeah i think i could protect myself in a fight
28:43i can be pretty aggressive if that's the game then that's what we're doing what are you gonna do
28:49i'm gonna rip his head off not a fucking chance and if the rules are you've got to smash him
28:54well
28:55then giddy up it was simple i will say fight and you will fight and if i say stop you
29:02will stop
29:03fight go one big right hand one get your space get your space one that's it one
29:23big right hand one oh damn the good news
29:33oh my knee my knee popped out oh
29:36oh shit what's he done his fucking knee popped out no it ain't all right let's get
29:42oh shit can you get up yeah all right let's get over there number 12 with the wind there
29:49he told me a new one well that was a great work
29:55number 13. next up number 13 natalie holy shit balls i think fighting is for morons really
30:06i don't understand it number five five over here she's up against number five tv personality and fitness
30:14expert gabby i'm the strongest i've ever been now i'm ready she's ready are you fucking ready
30:23yeah you sure about that yeah i don't give up very easily i am a jaw of cell bunny fight
30:28come on keep banging to the head keep punching punch come on hands up
30:42that's it fire keep going go nat yeah go nat keep banging to the head
30:53that's it big right here stop
31:00yeah five for the win i feel sick with me let's go let's go 13
31:10i feel so bad
31:19violence in a real combat situation you have to deal with it
31:25it's brutal but it's necessary if you don't kill the enemy then you are going to die
31:34if you think you're going to be sick just go down so what are you going to do to him
31:38i'm going to
31:39bathroom stuff what do you think about that i'll give it back to him stuff you want to call the
31:42names
31:43yeah yeah what are you going to do then i think what's doing i'm going to knock you the
31:48out you're going to get it when you are stood facing the opponent the enemy
31:54step back the only thing going through your mind is to win
31:57that's it six big right here drop it
32:00every ounce of energy has got to go into the fight
32:06fear is natural but if you lose control of it you'll get hurt
32:12it's the ultimate gladiator moment
32:17it's about who can go that little bit further to win
32:23back an axle let it rip
32:27stop
32:35number three three on me with the points split evenly between the nations
32:41the last to fight for the british you got your gum shield okay good to go he's recruit number three
32:47jack me and my dad have been training and uh when i stop for a breather he just says
32:53you know something lazy get on with it all right stand by so as long as i try 100 he'll
33:00be happy
33:00you know what you need to do but if the ds puts me up against a woman oh yeah i
33:08don't think i could
33:08do that that's gonna that's mentally tricky his opponent is number 10 australian olympic swimming
33:16champion emily i think being an athlete is winning and you want to win
33:23every single time you get in the pool if you didn't want to win you wouldn't want to be there
33:27it's not boxing don't let them get the punches off first i grew up with three brothers i think
33:31i can give as good as i can take what are you gonna do to him hit him hard two
33:37words of command
33:40fight and stop got it yes stop understand gloves up step back
34:10stop stop stop
34:18what did i say i thought you said start stop what did i say stop there's only two commands
34:25did anybody hear me say start no sir
34:30right because of that it's a draw
34:34that was horrible you had to do it
34:49take 50 before 50 get beaten the out of awesome obviously like don't worry you're
34:55so i can punch like a beast
35:00you're all right jack you're upset aren't you yeah you're sorry sorry about you
35:04it's hardly that i didn't try and go with like my heart no i don't think you did but when
35:10i went like
35:11that i was like oh yeah i didn't really because i thought she's an olympian yeah yeah imagine you
35:18with him and she was off the coast then i'd get it but she's fine
35:26so everyone got full water bottles and shit hey can i also suggest because it's a to fill
35:32these up all the time that we just keep them filled up and if we're thirsty in here we just
35:37use our mugs
35:46okay so day one milling the aussies versus the english chief instructor billy and his ds
35:56have gathered to assess their new recruits
35:59number one and number twelve one and twelve yeah one was mr freaking sugar ray leonard i mean he
36:06was all about it you know before the punches started when 12 was started banging his gloves
36:10together okay what was like what's going on anyway the next bout was number five 13 and number 13
36:20i turned into a bit of a disaster number 13 she took two or three punches in stomach and then
36:27went
36:28into a thunderbird's puppet with the strings cut and that was a win for number five the final fight
36:32was number three and ten number ten man man v woman he was obviously better but then the way he
36:41conducted himself at the end yeah i wasn't willing to give him a win no and that was a good
36:46call mate
36:46good call mate and if you can't control yourself and see red mist which is what he did
36:51he's a liability anyway i think it might be worth having a look at number three yeah i agree
37:02number three i'm not they're gonna shout at me for not being ready
37:07you're 30 seconds i'll come with you no i'll go i'll go i'll go
37:15don't
37:16let's go
37:17yeah
37:19sure you're appropriately dressed number three come here
37:23having shown a lack of discipline in the previous task
37:27the ds want to find out more about number three jack
37:38adopt a normal breathing pattern if i can sound out of breath
37:46are you nervous
37:48yes sir
37:49how's it going in there
37:51it's been really hard i'm really not a fan of heights and the milling just absolutely
37:57sent my head into a spiral
37:59why
38:00i said before i came on here if i had to fight a girl that might be one thing that
38:06makes me quit
38:08and uh
38:09you did the complete i know i did and and i felt guilty i felt stupid because i obviously
38:16didn't pay attention to the instructions and i think that's one thing i've noticed is that
38:21i'm not great at listening it seems
38:23with the milling we are we we put you in that situation you had to deal with it
38:28so just take us right back to start how was your upbringing
38:34um parents were super supportive of everything i did so i'd say yeah my my childhood was fairly
38:40privileged in that sense what was school like um i did fairly well in school a bit of a goody
38:48two
38:48shoes to be honest but after college it wasn't quite the same um why not uh my dad he's ex
38:56-military
38:57so as you can imagine he's very much play it by the rules don't try the fast way forward slow
39:03and
39:03consistent but i was young naive and i didn't pay attention i was very fit you know super lean fairly
39:12muscly um people in my family are bodybuilders natural bodybuilders my dad's super into it and
39:18uh i went to a bodybuilding gym and uh i heard hear a lot of talk of this supplement which
39:26is like a
39:26legal steroid um so i bought this supplement from a website and yeah after six weeks uh i had liver
39:38failure how the fucking can live out i went all yellow uh pupils all yellow my brain completely
39:48just went south um it's a hard thing to describe um i had to go into hospital every day for
39:57about
39:57nine ten months to give blood every day and i had to be under supervision
40:04so the way you pass away with liver failure is i was told that you just go to bed at
40:10night
40:10and you don't wake up and uh uh it was hard because every night every single hour my parents came
40:19in my
40:20room to check if i was dead basically and it broke that broke my heart
40:30do you find yourself beating yourself up about this yeah you can see that
40:38it's hard to see your parents with that kind of emotional weight when you know you've caused it away
40:46does it still have an impact yeah i mean since then i'm i'm quite an anxious person
40:52uh and that's kind of why i came on this course i hide my emotions a lot even my parents
40:59my friends
41:00they don't really see it how does your father feel about you his son you obviously nearly killed
41:07himself coming on to an extremely challenging course it'll probably piss him off if i quit
41:14that is one thing that's kind of keeping me here to be honest so this is kind of like a
41:19personal
41:20thing for me what matters is what's in your heart what's in your head yes sir god
41:37walk walk in a really really strange way i'm glad it happened to me before that i was under the
41:45impression i was invincible and nothing could hurt me i could do anything and it'll go right
41:50but when you're hit with you might die at 19 you realize that anything could happen
41:57that's done all right you got a lot to give all right a lot to learn it's tough
42:03stick with it go get it thanks you've really got to respect and appreciate this life you're
42:08given and not take it for granted because it could be taken at any moment
42:18i've got a fucked up story yeah it'll blow your mind okay
42:25um i once was having sex and i shot on the guy's nuts by accident
42:32i shot on his nuts shout on his nuts it's like super it stinks in here
42:43what can you do get to the shower now
42:49does anybody know what the time is it is nine oh eight can i suggest you take this time to
42:54fill
42:55up your water bottles make sure your bags are all packed and that there's less stress for you if
43:00they call us
43:09guys the ds is coming get up
43:12with the day almost over me the ds call a shock inspection quickly quickly fast as you can
43:26let's go get that top on now get your top on run tuck in your shirt free
43:36right everyone take your water bottles out undo the lids hold them out in front of you
43:45put it away
43:50over your head
43:53tip it over your head back in hell day one tip it over your head
44:07being in the special forces is all about doing the basics to a very high standard when we say to
44:13the
44:13brim we mean to the brim because that fucking millimeter counts is that clear yes we're living
44:19in the desert it's fucking hot it's about having the self-discipline to adhere to the minutest of
44:27details let's go 20 burpees pays to be a winner let's go as soon as you're done straight over to
44:33the
44:33water tank it proves that you are someone that doesn't cut corners as fast as you can
44:41because on the battlefield you'll get killed we can't afford those sort of people to be in our units
44:49in and out on your numbers
44:54let's go 12 let's go niner hooray
45:03make sure you take your water bottles make sure they're full up make sure you're prepared to go
45:07again go let's go
45:19everyone fill up their water bottles oh god
45:28did you have to pour it on yourself
45:34fill up your fucking water bottles first
45:42use your cups to drink in here so you've always got a full fucking bottle
45:49he runs a place i feel like he's another ds don't you what's your name again
45:55my name is pissed off because now i've got two wet things of clothes because people haven't
46:00filled up their water bottle when all day i've been saying to do it so yeah i'm pissed
46:07i know i'm not a ds but i'm one of your teammates
46:12make sure to talk to everyone isn't it
46:22next time oh that is a massive ship it's like the size of my forearm
46:27down in the ditch let's go you're in the mud you're crawling around covered with rats
46:31covered with human feces i'm stuck just to get close to the enemy it's like the tunnel's giving birth
46:37but that is what we will take in order to survive well this is hell's front door
46:53you
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