#video #The Boys - Season 5 Episode 2
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha ha!
00:01:07Ha ha ha!
00:01:09Ha ha ha!
00:01:28Praise the Lord!
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen!
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:43Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen!
00:01:46Amen!
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But, our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary
00:02:00of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy!
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hell fire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:47Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost Power?
00:02:53I said can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then, I need you to praise Him.
00:02:59Praise Him!
00:03:01Praise Him for victory!
00:03:02Praise Him for America!
00:03:05Praise Him!
00:03:05Praise Him!
00:03:06Praise Him!
00:03:08Hallelujah!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16Jesus, my sweet boy.
00:03:21Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:40Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I can't go down.
00:04:29I can't go down.
00:04:30I can't go down.
00:04:30I can't go down.
00:04:31I can't go down.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir.
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:58I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present.
00:05:04So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:24We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it affect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of teenage cakes.
00:05:49Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom To Be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need him anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:40Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:59Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:37Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:51You stood there.
00:08:52Mon girl, listen.
00:08:54Chewed off.
00:08:54Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:08:56Shot here, here, here.
00:08:57It hurt every time, but the virus?
00:08:59That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:01The pain...
00:09:06And you're okay with it!
00:09:07No!
00:09:10On my life.
00:09:12I'm not.
00:09:13But this is happening.
00:09:15With or without us.
00:09:17So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:22So I can protect you.
00:09:26I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:09:48You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:58I wish I was about you too.
00:10:01C'est incroyable.
00:10:05Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed.
00:10:19Close off now.
00:10:29Your bottom half?
00:10:31Is it fully regrown?
00:10:32My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:35Don't ask me
00:10:36What you know is true
00:10:39Don't have to tell you
00:10:42I love your precious heart
00:10:45I
00:10:48I was standing
00:10:52You were there
00:11:00I爆心
00:11:11You were
00:11:18my try paying me
00:11:21Think how
00:11:21long Mm-hm
00:11:22Make me You
00:11:22with it up, and they could never, ever, tear us apart.
00:11:44God damn it, Adrienne.
00:11:50Didn't need to come to this.
00:11:53I don't know, you left me no choice.
00:11:57I know my leadership style can be stern,
00:12:01but it's for your own good.
00:12:06I like to think of myself as the big brother
00:12:11that you never had.
00:12:19You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:24Uh...
00:12:24Paul.
00:12:26Pop Fang.
00:12:28Betrayed us both.
00:12:30To William Butcher, no less.
00:12:32Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do?
00:12:35What did I do?
00:12:37I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:40I reached out my hand.
00:12:44And you bit it.
00:12:46What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Was I too nurturing?
00:12:53Too forgiving?
00:12:54Well, maybe.
00:12:55But damn it, you weren't like the others.
00:12:58Snakes.
00:13:00Backstabbers.
00:13:01I could count on you, man.
00:13:03I did count on you.
00:13:04I loved you.
00:13:08But here we are.
00:13:10Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:18I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:23You wouldn't understand.
00:13:28Nobody does.
00:13:29I'm sorry.
00:13:30No.
00:13:51I'm not alone.
00:13:54I have the most of myhi.
00:13:55You will not be aware of your thorns.
00:13:56You guys will be aware of my way.
00:13:56You just don't have the most of my friends.
00:13:56What?
00:14:17Firecracker's Flaming Freedom Sticks.
00:14:19I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Vontality Vamp Glam Tutorial.
00:14:26Wankers.
00:14:27Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:30You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:3350 grand?
00:14:34Mm-hmm.
00:14:36Dog wankers.
00:14:41Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear.
00:14:44Frenchy, how much longer?
00:14:46Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:14:48They go out, we go in.
00:14:50Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:14:51He might not live here anymore.
00:14:53Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:14:58I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:06Everything okay?
00:15:08Oh good.
00:15:16Oi!
00:15:17Look lively back there.
00:15:19All right.
00:15:20Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:22Nip in, twat in.
00:15:23Bring it back here.
00:15:26Keep the engine running.
00:15:27Keep the engine running.
00:15:35You ready?
00:15:37Oh, you ready?
00:16:05The internet's down, cams too.
00:16:07Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:13Putain the man.
00:16:16He really let himself go.
00:16:22The fuck you ass-slitters doing in here?
00:16:30My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:33My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:38Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:39He can move the three of us.
00:16:42So what now?
00:17:00You. What the fuck?
00:17:02No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:17:04I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:05You're safe, okay?
00:17:07You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:09Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:11For how long?
00:17:12Almost two years.
00:17:14In a CIA black site.
00:17:15I just found out this morning.
00:17:18You found out this morning?
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:27Did you fuck me?
00:17:28What?
00:17:29Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:30No!
00:17:31Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:32Look, I...
00:17:35I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:37Find him yourself?
00:17:39Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:41and you are the best tracker there is.
00:17:44I just, I need you to find him and report back.
00:17:47Very simple.
00:17:49You want me to work for you.
00:17:52Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:17:55and I can help you.
00:17:57I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:00I don't need you for that.
00:18:02Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07All right.
00:18:08Listen to me.
00:18:10I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:12You got that?
00:18:13I know.
00:18:14I know.
00:18:15I know.
00:18:15And listen.
00:18:16I am Vought now.
00:18:18Me.
00:18:19So the public?
00:18:21They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:24I can resurrect you.
00:18:26I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:29I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:32Number two?
00:18:34Or how about I finish the job and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:41Hey, you could try.
00:18:44Who knows?
00:18:45You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:18:49Or you might not.
00:18:52But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...
00:18:56than you hate me.
00:18:59After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:03I tried to kill you.
00:19:05The minute I turned my back,
00:19:07how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:11Look, uh...
00:19:19You'll find William Butcher for me.
00:19:24All is forgiven.
00:19:34Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:37Improve your sleep.
00:19:40Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:42Nourish your soul.
00:19:44The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped Qi,
00:19:48life force, from leaving the body.
00:19:51And invited Prana, solar energy, in.
00:19:55Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:19:57Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium Bivot.
00:20:01Bivros, four bros.
00:20:03Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:05Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:10Fuck it.
00:20:12We'll test it here.
00:20:13What test?
00:20:14Mr. Jean-Luc Coutet, the virus is contagious.
00:20:17As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:19The game is over.
00:20:20No, Butcher's right.
00:20:21Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:23we can't leave.
00:20:25Virus?
00:20:26What virus?
00:20:27Look, I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about.
00:20:30Now all we've got to do is seal the ventilation.
00:20:33Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scout's asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:37No, no, no, no, c'est pas possible.
00:20:49Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:20:51Uh-huh.
00:20:52His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:20:55He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:20:59If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:01Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:05You lot sort this.
00:21:06I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:07Can we go, you and me?
00:21:15Oh, you two, leave it out, would ya?
00:21:18Fucking work in here.
00:21:21Hey.
00:21:22Coming with you.
00:21:24What for?
00:21:25I don't trust you.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:31Suit yourself.
00:21:37We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:42Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:21:46Where's S'more?
00:21:47He just disappears every afternoon.
00:21:49Won't say where he's going.
00:21:50Won't say shit.
00:21:51I think he's on method.
00:21:53Meisner technique.
00:21:55Is that a Jew thing?
00:21:56We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up,
00:22:00but you can invoke the Insurrection Act.
00:22:02If we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:04Good idea.
00:22:05What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:08That's gonna be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content.
00:22:12Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:15We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:20We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:23But we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:27Love it.
00:22:28It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts,
00:22:30all those corporate tax breaks,
00:22:33and for the existing freedom camps,
00:22:36Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:38People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors,
00:22:40but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:43The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:22:46He'll back you.
00:22:47You can do it.
00:22:48Speak up.
00:22:49And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:22:52Won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:22:56No.
00:22:57We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:22:59Wow.
00:22:59Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:00You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:02Well, all righty then.
00:23:03Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:06Do I got immunity?
00:23:19For fuck's sake.
00:23:21Soldier Boy is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:25They work for me.
00:23:27Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven,
00:23:31once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:35Wait, wait, wait, what, sir?
00:23:37No, sir.
00:23:37I can do this.
00:23:38I can bring them in.
00:23:39Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:40We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:43Competence.
00:23:45Oh.
00:23:45And Steve, Soldier Boy is gonna need a full pardon.
00:23:48Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:23:55Consider it done, sir.
00:23:57Terrific.
00:23:58And you know what?
00:23:58I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:00Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:04Manhattan.
00:24:05Manhattan.
00:24:06Thanks, Steve.
00:24:08Of course.
00:24:10Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:12No.
00:24:14Steven?
00:24:16I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:19God damn.
00:24:22Since when could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:26Since me.
00:24:43Okay, what's next?
00:24:49What is it?
00:24:59Look out!
00:25:01Oh, God!
00:25:02Putain!
00:25:04Oh, he is sour.
00:25:06He's mountain pornography.
00:25:08What?
00:25:09Almost got you fuckers.
00:25:12Ha, ha.
00:25:13Oh, no.
00:25:14Oh, shit, no!
00:25:17At least that explains how he's groomed.
00:25:22From bashing his bishop.
00:25:25Gross.
00:25:33No, that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:37Oh, God.
00:25:42Fuckin' unsanitary.
00:25:44Ugh.
00:25:46Ugh.
00:26:03Ugh.
00:26:15Next step will be to apply my fave foundation
00:26:17from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:21It doesn't fade even after a long day
00:26:23of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:27We talked about this.
00:26:28I don't have a choice.
00:26:30They make me do this.
00:26:32There we go.
00:26:35Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:37So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner
00:26:40because it is the girl.
00:26:43If you dare enter my dark domain,
00:26:46I am Countess Crow.
00:26:49Countess of the Crows.
00:26:50And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
00:26:53Fuck it.
00:27:01Fuck.
00:27:04It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:12It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:13It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:22What is the matter?
00:27:25A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:30Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:34And I guess we can add A train to that list, right?
00:27:40You didn't kill them.
00:27:43They chose to fight.
00:27:44Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:27:48I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:27:51Fucking easy for me to say.
00:27:53I'm bulletproof.
00:27:56Have you told Petitui any of this?
00:27:59No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:06So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:11I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:17So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:22I know I can't live like that.
00:28:24If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:35I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:42And yes, it's easier to wallow in your guilt.
00:28:48What the fucking shit?
00:28:50You get up every day and you keep going.
00:28:54Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:00Grief.
00:29:01Just let go.
00:29:02Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:04Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:06Oh, shit.
00:29:07Starlight.
00:29:08Oh, my God.
00:29:10You guys are terrorists.
00:29:13What do we do with her?
00:29:16Same as rock hard.
00:29:20You don't have a choice.
00:29:24All right.
00:29:26Come on.
00:29:27No.
00:29:27What?
00:29:28Let me go.
00:29:34Baby killer!
00:29:48Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:29:52All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:29:56Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes.
00:29:59Only 15 calories.
00:30:01Cut!
00:30:03That was a good take.
00:30:04No, please.
00:30:05This is a mistake.
00:30:06I am not starlighter.
00:30:08Only 15 calories.
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:10Now, with acai and maca roots.
00:30:14That's better than that.
00:30:15Mom!
00:30:16No, Corey.
00:30:17Go back inside, please.
00:30:18Yo!
00:30:19You stay back.
00:30:20Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:24Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:26They're lopsided.
00:30:27Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:28All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:33Turbo Rush, now with acai and maca roots.
00:30:37That's fucking perfect.
00:30:38Okay, great.
00:30:39Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:41No!
00:30:41No!
00:30:42No!
00:30:42I'm not kidding, no!
00:30:46Mom!
00:30:48Well over.
00:30:49Not a chance.
00:30:49We have to help them.
00:30:51Help them and every super than 500 miles will be up their arse within the hour.
00:30:55We stayed a course.
00:30:56Mine's on a fucking job.
00:30:57Fuck the job.
00:31:02Come here, go.
00:31:03Don't.
00:31:28Homelander.
00:31:33Homelander.
00:31:39Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:31:45Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:31:48Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:31:50Yes.
00:31:51Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:31:54No, I did not.
00:31:55Of course not.
00:31:58Well, what am I going to say?
00:31:59Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because
00:32:05there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:09Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:10Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:17Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:23Ah.
00:32:25That's tactical.
00:32:26Exactly.
00:32:27Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:34So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:36You don't know that's going to happen?
00:32:37When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical.
00:32:40Right?
00:32:41Mm-hmm.
00:32:43Mm-hmm.
00:32:43Right?
00:32:44Right?
00:33:18Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:23Transporting it without the necessary precautions...
00:33:25All right, all right.
00:33:26Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:29I'll take it.
00:33:37So how fragile is this?
00:33:39Very.
00:33:41Very fragile.
00:33:42If it broke on the way?
00:33:43It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:33:46There's also a non-0% chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:33:52Huh.
00:33:54Hmm.
00:33:54Well.
00:33:57Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:01Thank you so much.
00:34:23You get him to breathe yet?
00:34:30Well, the rest of the kicks will be back soon.
00:34:34Well, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:34:47You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:34:49We're not terrorists.
00:34:51Oh, God.
00:34:51When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's going to shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is
00:34:56going to take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:34:59Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:02It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:12We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:15All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:22Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:25I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:27That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:30Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:34What's it called?
00:35:35A murder?
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:37Let me guess.
00:35:39Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:42Damn.
00:35:43Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:35:47Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:35:49Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:35:52They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:35:55It's ridiculous.
00:35:56Oh.
00:36:00Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:02Rozak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:05Great, great.
00:36:06Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:08Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:10All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:13and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:15Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:23Please, please don't kill me.
00:36:26I just want to go home.
00:36:28I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:33Please.
00:36:46Careful.
00:36:52Oi.
00:36:53Fucking smart, will you?
00:36:54Ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:00No.
00:37:01I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:03Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:06And he died a hero.
00:37:07A real hero.
00:37:08And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:11Listen.
00:37:13I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:15You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:18I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:21You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
00:37:24Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:26Especially your girl.
00:37:28I mean, that's why she's giving it a cold shoulder, isn't it?
00:37:30Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:31You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:32Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:34And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny cricket, listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:41is just going to get her killed.
00:37:45Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:37:51You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
00:37:54But I won't let you do it.
00:38:00Love it.
00:38:13You hate the vial!
00:38:17It's good.
00:38:22Wait, is that...?
00:38:26Well, well, well, well.
00:38:28He's dead, right?
00:38:29He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:32Supposed to be.
00:38:34Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:39You're telling us this now?
00:38:43Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:38:45In what fucking way?!
00:38:46Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:38:48Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:38:53New plan.
00:38:56Oi!
00:38:58Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dildo?
00:39:00Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:02Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:04Be a cunt.
00:39:05Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:07Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:13No, mate.
00:39:15Just you and me.
00:39:25I guess it's true.
00:39:27You're one of us now.
00:39:29Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:32Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:33Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:35That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:37Homelander's doubled a cunt now,
00:39:39if that's even possible.
00:39:40He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:42You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:39:44Fuck you!
00:39:45We had a deal.
00:39:46I held up my end of the bargain,
00:39:48and you sold me out.
00:39:50Put me back in a fucking box.
00:39:52And for what?
00:39:53Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:39:55A kid is your grandson.
00:39:57Well, was it worth it?
00:39:59You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:01Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:03Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:05Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:07strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:11Bullshit.
00:40:12God's honest.
00:40:13The things this virus can do...
00:40:18Fuckin' die, bollocko.
00:40:19Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:21Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:24You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:26Again.
00:40:28I guess we'll see.
00:40:29You don't get it, do you?
00:40:32Me?
00:40:33Homelander?
00:40:35Your old crew?
00:40:37Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:39Do you wanna know why?
00:40:42Cause you...
00:40:43are a dumb fucking twat.
00:40:52What the fuck was that?
00:41:02Hey!
00:41:04You two fucktards the local supes?
00:41:06Holy shit.
00:41:07Soldier boy.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09You're a dead socialist.
00:41:12The fuck?
00:41:14That's what we're being stupid.
00:41:15Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
00:41:17A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:19Find them and kill them.
00:41:21Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:23and time together like shoelaces.
00:41:26Move!
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:30Fuck.
00:41:35Fucking figures.
00:41:42Hey, man.
00:41:42Get ready.
00:41:43We're coming in.
00:41:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:44Slow down, kid.
00:41:47Soldier boy.
00:41:49He's alive?
00:41:51Fuck that.
00:41:52Just how long do we have?
00:41:53Just...
00:41:54Huey.
00:41:54Huey!
00:41:58We gotta move.
00:41:59A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:01Oh, shit.
00:42:04Shit.
00:42:06Shit.
00:42:33Go!
00:42:34Go!
00:42:59Oh, my God.
00:43:01Oh, my God.
00:43:02Oh, my God.
00:43:12Let's do it!
00:43:14Hey, you gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:17Get it?
00:43:18That's you!
00:43:21You're the dookie!
00:43:23Yeah!
00:43:26Get it!
00:43:45I got you.
00:43:48I know.
00:44:01Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:03He's the virus?
00:44:04Yeah, it's good, I think.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:08Oi!
00:44:09Pants!
00:44:10Oh, shit!
00:44:11Move!
00:44:13Go!
00:44:19You're with me.
00:44:23Oi!
00:44:32You weak, Abel, has a useless cock-gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:37All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:40You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:44Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:44:46The so-called soup killer?
00:44:48Huh.
00:44:49Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:44:51What?
00:44:59No virus, bitch.
00:45:01I will shoot.
00:45:02Hot.
00:45:03Come in your face.
00:45:05Do not, not right now.
00:45:15What the f-
00:45:16what's going on.
00:45:43Let's go again.
00:45:52Oh, my God.
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:46Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:46:51Well?
00:46:52I did?
00:46:53Very.
00:46:54Oh, fuck.
00:46:55I wish I would have seen that.
00:46:57No.
00:46:57You don't.
00:47:00Come on.
00:47:01Let's leg it.
00:47:03No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:05And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:07Oh, my God.
00:47:08Oh, my God.
00:47:18Oh, my God.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:47:43Yes!
00:47:46May I have a word?
00:47:48Wait out there.
00:47:51What are you doing?
00:47:52I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:47:54There is extra if you want to join in.
00:47:55No, thank you.
00:47:56Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordy Da Crunch?
00:47:58No.
00:47:58Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:00I don't want any Taco Fuckin' Bell.
00:48:01Okay.
00:48:02Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is...
00:48:05a well-thought-out plan. Clearly the right call.
00:48:08He's not in the building.
00:48:08Thank fucking God. What the fuck?
00:48:12Why are we doing this?
00:48:13Doing what?
00:48:14If posting weird shit were a crime,
00:48:16I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:17Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:19I just execute.
00:48:20That's bullshit.
00:48:21You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:23There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:25My angle.
00:48:27My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:31tongue-lashing my clit till he needs an D replacement.
00:48:33All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:40Nicer than I expected.
00:48:41Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:43She's gotta listen to reason.
00:48:45Look, I've been there.
00:48:48Literally where you're sitting.
00:48:50But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:48:52It's a chopping block.
00:48:54And I can help you.
00:48:56But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:02Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:04You know you can't.
00:49:05You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:15Wow.
00:49:15You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:17That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:20They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:21But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:25I need a minute.
00:49:33From back here I see a spine.
00:49:35Fucking use it.
00:49:36Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:37No.
00:49:37I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:39This is junior year all over again.
00:49:41Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger-blast us behind the friendlies
00:49:44because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:49:46And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:49:48Going along won't get you what you want.
00:49:50Going along is why we're still alive.
00:49:53You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:49:55At least he had a shred of decency.
00:49:57That's why he's dead.
00:49:58First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:02I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:04You used to love his poetry.
00:50:05And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:08You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:10What happened?
00:50:11I tried.
00:50:12I tried.
00:50:14But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:16Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:18The CIA.
00:50:20The Pentagon.
00:50:21They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:23I'm not a leader.
00:50:24I'm vice president.
00:50:25You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:27We can still do some good.
00:50:29Just shut up.
00:50:30Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:32You want that?
00:50:34You're better than this.
00:50:35You are better than this.
00:50:37No.
00:50:38No.
00:50:40No.
00:50:41So, we're clear.
00:50:42You're absolutely sure?
00:50:44Triple check the results.
00:50:45None of you are carriers.
00:50:46Humans are immune.
00:50:47No chance.
00:50:48No chance.
00:50:49Thank you for your mother.
00:50:50More!
00:50:54Oh!
00:51:02Goddamn.
00:51:04I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:07It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on that 23.
00:51:12Sold your cunt down, Homelander to go.
00:51:15We fucking did it.
00:51:16No time.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:31Let's run away.
00:51:34What?
00:51:36There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:40We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:43Nobody will ever find us.
00:51:47You were right.
00:51:49This virus, there is no contain in it.
00:51:52No stuff in it.
00:51:54I do not know how to protect you from it,
00:51:56except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:00No.
00:52:17Mon amour.
00:52:18You did not see its carnage.
00:52:20It's too dangerous.
00:52:22It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:23How innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:26No, Jepepon.
00:52:28Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:31I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:34For the life we've taken.
00:52:36I think we have to...
00:52:38Get up every day and keep going.
00:52:45You're right.
00:52:47You're right.
00:52:52You're right.
00:52:53You're right.
00:52:57You're right.
00:53:01You're right.
00:53:10You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:12This virus is fucking brutal.
00:53:17I don't know.
00:53:18For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:24I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:27Neither of us is fine.
00:53:30And we shouldn't be.
00:53:32And if you don't want to talk about it,
00:53:34you don't have to.
00:53:35You're perfect.
00:53:36But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:41I'm going to keep fighting.
00:53:45And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
00:53:51But just don't turn into fucking butcher, OK?
00:54:10I know.
00:54:13I'm late.
00:54:28All right, Tara.
00:54:31All right, Tara, it's time for your meds.
00:54:43Here's a good boy, eh?
00:54:44Mm-hmm.
00:54:48All right.
00:54:49All right.
00:54:52All right.
00:54:57All right.
00:54:58All right.
00:54:58All right.
00:54:59All right.
00:54:59All right.
00:54:59Leave.
00:55:00Well, hey, be careful, sir.
00:55:01There's a viral contagion.
00:55:03I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:06So I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters?
00:55:08Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:10You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:13I told him to report back.
00:55:15I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:17Why would he do that?
00:55:18Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:21Am I right?
00:55:21Leave.
00:55:23Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:25Should have been you.
00:55:27Oh, hey.
00:55:28I'm sorry.
00:55:29Leave.
00:55:35I was swimming.
00:55:52I was swimming.
00:55:54I was swimming.
00:55:54I was swimming.
00:55:59No.
00:56:02Not you, too.
00:56:05Not you.
00:56:12Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:19I'm sorry.
00:56:22I was swimming.
00:56:23I was swimming.
00:56:25I was swimming.
00:56:27I was swimming.
00:56:27I was swimming.
00:56:28I was swimming.
00:56:28I was swimming.
00:56:29I was swimming.
00:56:29I was swimming.
00:56:30I was swimming.
00:56:31I was swimming.
00:56:32I was swimming.
00:56:33I was swimming.
00:56:33I was swimming.
00:56:34I was swimming.
00:56:36I was swimming.
00:56:37I was swimming.
00:56:37I was swimming.
00:56:37I was swimming.
00:56:38I was swimming.
00:56:40I was swimming.
00:56:42I was swimming.
00:56:43I was swimming.
00:56:45I was swimming.
00:56:47I was swimming.
00:56:48I was swimming.
00:56:49Don't heat me down
00:56:52It's in the night away
00:56:56It's in the night away
00:56:59He drinks a whiskey drink
00:57:01He drinks a vodka drink
00:57:02He drinks a lager drink
00:57:03He drinks a cider drink
00:57:04He sings the songs that remind him of the dumb times
00:57:06He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:09Oh Danny boy
00:57:13Danny boy
00:57:14Danny boy
00:57:16I can't go down
00:57:19But I can't hold again
00:57:20In the heaven, only keep me down
00:57:22I can't hold down
00:57:33But I can't hold again
00:57:34In the heaven, only keep me down
00:57:38It's in the night away
00:57:42It's in the night away
00:57:45He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:48He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:50He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:53He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:57:56Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:04I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:06You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:08I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:11You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:13I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:16You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:18I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:25You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:27I get no doubt, but I get up again
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