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Reborn For The Crown Englishsub
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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:11Don't fall.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20Casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No. Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49C-C-C-K?
00:00:54I still run the school pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:18You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:29Me?
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Why?
00:01:36Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:39You're such a big shot at the city.
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45No.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give him one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Mia, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28Hey.
00:02:29I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia.
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more frown lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again.
00:03:02Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:32Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:45Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:39She just-
00:04:39Sit.
00:04:40Down.
00:04:41And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That acid-
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:54Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Con-Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what, little miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:46Ugh!
00:06:48I'm sorry.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06Oh!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:10Sorry, Ms. Thompson. Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16Oh, God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No, no.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect?
00:09:24To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Fairied Relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia.
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:33I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Don't worry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:17She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh, my god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15They're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken, but you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:35Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:03Woo-hoo!
00:15:04You down!
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo!
00:15:17No more applause.
00:15:18Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, me, Paz.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have that king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh,
00:15:36show is best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Get your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my name.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So, you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win, prom queen.
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together.
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go over!
00:17:01Mia, Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stop them.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:31You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:53Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want it to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08But the best, bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:44Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, Kong Kong?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Kong Kong.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:11Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll have to put this in here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then this.
00:21:53That's under the nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:21:57Okay.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:54Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:57It's fine.
00:22:59It's fine.
00:23:00It's fine.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:18So crazy.
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I need you to do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:47Ah!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High School Bucket List, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:19Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop...
00:26:09...letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended!
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back to his business trip and get me killed!
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Are you for real?
00:26:30Of course!
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take it though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out!
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Tick...
00:27:47Huh?
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:50Hi.
00:27:54Hi.
00:27:56Hi.
00:28:04Hi.
00:28:05Hi.
00:28:06Hi.
00:28:07Hi.
00:28:08Hi.
00:28:09Hi.
00:28:57Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I was asking about question number four, um, like this abdominus, what is it?
00:29:12Get up, I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right, yeah.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:34Picep, racchii, pectoralis major, rectus abdominus, gloriae, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that, but that's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38You ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh my god.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No, no, no!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:40Oh my god.
00:32:42Where are you?
00:32:47Where are you?
00:32:48Here.
00:32:49What are you doing?
00:32:50Here.
00:32:50It's good.
00:32:51It's good.
00:32:51It's good.
00:32:52It's good.
00:32:52Yeah.
00:32:55Oh, yeah.
00:32:56Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I think everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:50Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through
00:35:49and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor,
00:36:36I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her
00:37:03before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:08Hmm.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh,
00:37:35I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you,
00:37:59but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me,
00:38:50we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does,
00:38:58I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come
00:39:16if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg her.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You might have a bro with us.
00:39:31Since you both go on
00:39:32to be rapey,
00:39:33frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:42reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought
00:39:59that you were into
00:40:00Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away
00:40:03together.
00:40:05Rit?
00:40:07Rit?
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid
00:40:12is not even close
00:40:12to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18You are.
00:40:27not going to believe
00:40:29who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show
00:40:42in New York.
00:40:43She needs help
00:40:44unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked
00:40:47to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change
00:40:50for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one
00:40:52of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list
00:40:54item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel
00:40:58pretty.
00:40:59She just designed
00:41:00this dress for
00:41:01some singer
00:41:01named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably
00:41:03borrow that.
00:41:04If you're
00:41:04into that.
00:41:06She wore it once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah, I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask
00:41:28Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on,
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:36Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well,
00:41:58it's all
00:41:58thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her
00:42:01to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs
00:42:03are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a
00:42:07psychic or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl,
00:42:10remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy
00:42:13the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s
00:42:16are freaking rough,
00:42:17dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know
00:42:36everything that's
00:42:36going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:40I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's
00:42:52not the total bust.
00:42:53And,
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them
00:42:58on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazy
00:43:28to hear Regina George
00:43:28with more silence.
00:43:31Oh,
00:43:32on page four,
00:43:33there's a great
00:43:33pararoid that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself
00:43:36in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little paint book.
00:43:47I like you big tails,
00:43:49and everybody had bris's mirror.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:12with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly
00:44:19since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:24a year ago,
00:44:25this book would've destroyed me,
00:44:27but now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me,
00:44:45poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56Just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato.
00:45:20Yeah, show us
00:45:22your stressed out
00:45:22pain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42Jessica,
00:45:43you think being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Go on it while you've got it.
00:46:12holy shit, Mia.
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back Wow look at you pretending to be
00:46:23hot and popular FYI you will never be like us you will never live like us no
00:46:29I want to live better how about a game of truth or dare I dare you all to strip
00:46:37something off high school bucket list item number 13 find someone who's just as
00:46:46crazy as you who cares if they stripped anyone can do that I can do it and I bet
00:46:53I can do it even better
00:47:07but the escape now we're going to have a dumbass party bye Jess
00:47:15oh even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:44oh my wrist I think I sprained it hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches you can't quit on me right
00:48:02now
00:48:02yeah I'm afraid not before I tell you that yeah I've always yeah hey hey me are you
00:48:15okay yeah yeah Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay I
00:48:25was trying to recycle how would I know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:32I didn't see that coming
00:48:39okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up vote me up vote me up I got you come on let's go
00:48:58okay thank you for saving my life I'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:16what's wrong Jess never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica
00:49:32Connor seriously
00:49:34stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl I actually do like she
00:49:45I know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her
00:49:48it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest
00:49:51I'll be in the guest room
00:49:54Connor
00:49:55can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you
00:50:27I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:57god no I don't
00:50:58I like to sing when I'm busy or bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone
00:51:04which is good
00:51:06I'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me wrap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:41so
00:51:41eight ball girl
00:51:44what's future me like
00:51:46don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not
00:51:49don't even look
00:51:51I know you're not
00:51:51you're
00:51:53you're
00:51:55actually
00:51:55super successful
00:51:57really smart
00:52:01kind
00:52:05you're pretty
00:52:06perfect
00:52:07no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up
00:52:21who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:52:32because now I know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:38so
00:52:39so who do I get married to
00:52:43Jessica Alba
00:52:44so you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:52you know I can actually read the future also
00:52:55really
00:52:56you know what I see
00:52:57in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he
00:53:15will come to other games
00:53:16he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23Connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad
00:53:27actually
00:53:28come on
00:53:29you don't want to be late
00:53:31okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54I also just
00:53:55wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months
00:53:59we will all glow our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:04right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:14you're too late
00:54:15butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:37no
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but I'm sure
00:54:44but I'm sure
00:54:45he'll like your
00:54:46goodwill
00:54:47hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks
00:55:01not people
00:55:01but hey
00:55:02money talks
00:55:03right
00:55:04even to losers
00:55:05with social rabies
00:55:08well come on now
00:55:09let's see what you got
00:55:18look
00:55:20trailer trash barbie
00:55:21got you all toy cars
00:55:24thank you
00:55:24I got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um
00:55:37they mean
00:55:38that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody
00:55:44Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax
00:55:48Jack Bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty
00:55:51is an act of love
00:55:53and I love
00:55:54all my subjects
00:55:56leaving you
00:55:57look
00:56:16OMG you're twinning
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair
00:56:29pancake face
00:56:30kool-aid body
00:56:31I mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here
00:56:35is your gift
00:56:36only the best for the
00:56:37basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:52no matter what I do
00:56:53Jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56connor
00:56:56what am I even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey Mia wait
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:13they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:18no
00:57:18no they're stupid
00:57:20and she
00:57:21she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:29Nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:59so I know these aren't
00:58:02coach bags
00:58:03or tiffany bracelets
00:58:04but
00:58:06I hope in the real world
00:58:10you'll remember them
00:58:12Mia what did you do
00:58:18how'd you know I wanted to be an artist
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist
00:58:25but you should
00:58:27you're more talented than you know
00:58:30you just need a cool artist name
00:58:33like
00:58:34Banksy
00:58:46you'll be an amazing songwriter
00:58:48just write about that breakup taylor
00:58:55that's just a little reminder
00:58:57to keep following your dreams
00:58:59be
00:59:00Jordan
00:59:03Mia
00:59:04these are
00:59:05incredible
00:59:06but I'm
00:59:07kind of confused
00:59:09by my gift
00:59:11just
00:59:12wait a few years
00:59:13you're gonna be
00:59:14filthy rich
00:59:17and
00:59:18you deserve it
00:59:23everybody shut up
00:59:25why the hell are they all cheering for you
00:59:29why don't you open your gift and find out
00:59:31I got one for you too
00:59:38guys
00:59:41let's
00:59:42stop
00:59:43okay
00:59:44alright fine
00:59:45you're saving me
00:59:46please
00:59:49please
00:59:50okay
00:59:53this one's for you
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:32I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now
01:02:32We've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:35Yeah
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:47Attention everyone
01:02:48America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:13Come on, Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:18Hey
01:03:21Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:27All of them
01:03:30No, no
01:03:30I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:39Get your can of water, buddy
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:45I believe in you
01:03:45I believe in you
01:03:45I believe in you
01:03:45I believe in you
01:03:50High school bucket list item number 14
01:03:54Live your Beyonce dance
01:04:00Hi everyone
01:04:03Please rise
01:04:25Just look at me
01:04:34Oh say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh say does that star-spangled
01:05:43Banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:22See, everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win
01:06:41You've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:16Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:20Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11In 10 seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:17Has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pimply mouth breather
01:09:37Isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43And dance
01:09:44For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school
01:11:28And do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:44Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:49And what about
01:11:52Brown Tide?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:01You're never going to let that go
01:12:04Stupid
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out
01:12:11That I've liked you since
01:12:12Ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca
01:12:16Back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:22And those
01:12:24Striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No, you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:27It's so hot
01:12:31Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:55Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16I am going to give you
01:13:22A perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:30Maybe she's going to
01:13:31I don't know
01:13:34You want to beg at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40I don't know
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry to say it again
01:13:57Okay
01:13:58This is going to sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:07I'm from the future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah, the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:24Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28No, you're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:38I believe you
01:14:43Okay, okay
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um
01:14:50They get off the island
01:14:52And Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:55Wow
01:14:56The future is wild
01:14:58You have no idea
01:15:00But
01:15:00This dance could change my life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me
01:15:06But before we close the whole mouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:46Thanks
01:15:48Hopefully
01:15:49I will
01:16:02Welcome
01:16:04Students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08Senior Prom
01:16:11Absolutely
01:16:15You have one hour left
01:16:17To vote
01:16:17For this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:19And Prom Queen
01:16:21Yay
01:16:25Ready to go back
01:16:26To being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:29After I live
01:16:30We're going down
01:16:32Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on
01:16:34Jessica
01:16:45Oh my god
01:16:47You look so good
01:16:49Black is definitely
01:16:50In your color
01:16:51Oh, thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52This is your last chance
01:16:54To make the right choice
01:16:57Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up, Jessica
01:17:00I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:03But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:07Why would you date
01:17:08A dishrag
01:17:09When you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:14Concon
01:17:14Think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this
01:17:30Just
01:17:36I know
01:17:36You didn't want this before
01:17:38But
01:17:39Open it
01:17:47Jess
01:17:49Hey
01:17:50Don't
01:17:50Do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:53Okay
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56If you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs
01:18:22In the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's crack cane
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:28But
01:18:28Just go get them
01:18:30Hurry
01:18:31They are dying
01:18:53Everyone
01:18:54It is time to count the votes
01:18:56For this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02To the stage
01:19:03Mia Watkins
01:19:04And Jessica Hart
01:19:09And as expected
01:19:10Give it up for your prom king
01:19:13Basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:37Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:07I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits
01:20:31The outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34Alone
01:20:35You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:50Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52The votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06Winner is
01:21:12Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:20It's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:30In the dumpster fire
01:21:30Steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believe to me
01:21:52Out of the way freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia
01:22:12Mia
01:22:13Mia
01:22:14Mia
01:22:14Mia Watkins
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis
01:22:23This is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied
01:22:32Bribed
01:22:33And cheated her way
01:22:33To the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:36Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:41Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia
01:22:54Mia
01:22:55Mia
01:22:59They actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted them
01:23:04Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24And I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:33Ah
01:23:47Jessica
01:23:48First you cheated
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:53Security
01:23:53No
01:23:54No
01:23:55It was Mia
01:23:56She
01:23:57She knows things
01:23:58She's like a
01:24:00Psychic or a witch or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01I swear
01:24:02Bye bye bimbo
01:24:04No
01:24:07No
01:24:14She's so cursed
01:24:17That's something we have to talk about
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years
01:24:20No
01:24:20No
01:24:20This isn't right
01:24:23You suck
01:24:25You're cheating
01:24:28Curse on you queen bitch
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:37No
01:24:37I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:39I want you to
01:24:41Probably no matter when or where you are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47Time traveling nerd
01:24:50Right here
01:25:04There
01:25:05Here
01:25:06Hey
01:25:06Mia
01:25:07Mia
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor
01:25:11What happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:37i don't know she's probably in prison by now
01:25:40remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02neil watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:07i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:20and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:55i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler yeah you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged no not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:31and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one sets my body on fire no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:49no one
01:27:50oh no one does leave me
01:27:52Yeah
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